E197 - Not Losing to the Storm

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SIGN    
[01:40] Seimei
    You idiots!
[01:41] Seimei
    What are you doing here?!
[01:43] Gintoki
    That's just cold.
[01:45] Gintoki
    I, Gintoki Sakata, am destined
    to marry into the Ketsuno clan.
[01:49] Gintoki
    So if my family's in trouble, I'm obviously
    going to come help, bro-bro.
[01:54] Seimei
    Who are you calling bro-bro?
[01:55] Seimei
    I don't recall choosing you
    to be Christel's husband!
[01:58] Seimei
    Leave!
[01:59] Gintoki
    Then if we win this world martial arts tournament,
    you'll get me as your in-law. How's that?
[02:03] Seimei
    Who'd want a prize like that?!
[02:05] Seimei
    I'll give you off to Demon
    King Piccolo or Krillin!
[02:07] Seimei
    Leave!
[02:08] Kagura
    Don't be such a stiff.
[02:10] Kagura
    She's already divorced once.
[02:12] Kagura
    And this guy has kids,
    so it's a perfect match.
[02:15] Seimei
    You also plan on coming?!
[02:16] Kagura
    Don't worry.
[02:18] Kagura
    There won't be any complaints as
    long as we get the inheritance.
[02:21] Kagura
    We're willing to call anyone our Mom.
[02:23] Seimei
    Your kids have a real nasty streak!
[02:26] Seimei
    Gedomaru!
[02:27] Seimei
    Take these people out of here!
[02:29] Seimei
    Do you believe that people without magic
    can possibly survive this fight?!
[02:33] Gedomaru
    Lord Seimei, it's true that these
    people cannot use magic.
[02:39] Gedomaru
    They cannot use divination
    or call shikigami.
[02:42] Gedomaru
    They don't have the power
    to stop this rain.
[02:45] Gedomaru
    But they know how to bring
    back Lady Christel's smile.
[02:50] Gedomaru
    I can promise you that.
[02:55] Doman
    I believed that there was no one
    left in the Ketsuno clan to fight...
[02:59] Doman
    Very well.
[03:00] Doman
    You may join Seimei...
[03:02] Doman
    No, join Christel in the depths of hell.
[03:06] Doman
    The final battle of the weather war!
[03:09] Doman
    The Shikigami Tag Team Mystic
    Death Match begins!
[03:15] Seimei
    Wait, Doman.
[03:16] Seimei
    These men are not...
[03:17] Seimei
    Didn't you hear me say to wait?!
[03:20] Gintoki
    Bro-bro, you don't need to worry.
[03:22] Gintoki
    I'm sure that they'll be able to win.
[03:24] Gintoki
    They aren't so weak as to lose to magic.
[03:28] Seimei
    This isn't about losing to magic!
[03:29] Seimei
    That isn't even a shikigami, is it?!
[03:31] Gintoki
    It's a shikigami.
[03:32] Gintoki
    The Odd Jobs gofer.
[03:34] Seimei
    It's a gofer wearing full body tights!
[03:37] Seimei
    His eyes are swimming all over!
[03:38] Seimei
    It's doing the butterfly!
[03:39] Seimei
    It's splashing everywhere!
[03:40] Doman
    Yasunori, take the first match.
[03:43] Doman
    Show them the might of the Shirino clan.
[03:45] Yasu
    Yes, my lord!
[03:46] Yasu
    I summon you, Yashamaru!
[03:58] N
    Then I shall explain the rules now.
[04:00] Seimei
    Hey, he stopped doing the butterfly!
[04:02] Seimei
    He's sunk to the bottom of the pool!
[04:04] N
    Three Onmyoji from each side will
    team up with their shikigami
[04:09] N
    to determine a victor through
    a battle of magic.
[04:12] Seimei
    Call the lifeguard!
[04:13] Seimei
    He's drowning!
[04:14] Seimei
    Save him, quick!
[04:17] N
    There will be any legal implications
    if someone were to die.
[04:22] Shinpachi
    No way in hell!
[04:23] Shinpachi
    I can't do this, Gin-san!
[04:24] Shinpachi
    Hey!
[04:25] Shinpachi
    Don't ignore me, damn it!
[04:26] N
    And if you give up before you die, you
    will survive, but naturally, you'll lose.
[04:31] Shinpachi
    I give u-
[04:34] N
    Did you say something, Team Ketsuno?
[04:37] Kagura
    Nothing at all.
[04:38] Kagura
    I forgot to feed him.
[04:40] Kagura
    Here's some Petigree jam.
[04:42] Kagura
    Eat up.
[04:45] N
    Then I will now explain the
    rules for the first match.
[04:49] N
    The first match will consist of a three-legged race
    by shikigami and master that culminates in...
[04:53] Shinpachi
    Is this an eating race?
[04:54] Shinpachi
    We have a chance of winning then!
[04:57] N
    The Pandemonium-eating race.
[05:04] Shinpachi
    Wh-What the hell is a Pandemonium?!
[05:07] Gedomaru
    One of the shikigami's favorite foods.
[05:09] Gedomaru
    Pandemonium larvae.
[05:12] Gedomaru
    Well, it's sort of like a snack.
[05:15] Gedomaru
    You're so lucky to get an eating contest.
[05:17] Shinpachi
    How could something so
    creepy be a snack?!
[05:20] N
    A three-legged race to the Pandemonium, or Pan
    for short, and the first to finish eating it wins.
[05:24] Shinpachi
    First, my ass! That monster
    is not edible, damn it!
[05:27] N
    On your mark!
[05:28] Shinpachi
    Hell no!
[05:29] Shinpachi
    Not in this life!
[05:30] Shinpachi
    I refuse to go!
[05:31] Shinpachi
    No more!
[05:32] N
    Ready!
[05:32] Shinpachi
    Wait!
[05:33] N
    Go!
[05:39] N
    What's this?!
[05:40] N
    Team Shirino cannot run due
    to the shikigami's size!
[05:45] Yasu
    Ow! My crotch is being torn apart!
[05:46] Doman
    What are you doing?!
[05:48] Doman
    Hurry it up!
[05:49] Seimei
    They just might win?!
[05:50] Gintoki
    See? I told you.
[05:52] Kagura
    Stand, Shinpachi!
[05:53] Kagura
    Eat the Pandemonium!
[05:55] Shinpachi
    Not happening!
[05:56] Shinpachi
    Anything but the Pandemonium!
[06:00] Shinpachi
    Hell, it's looking at me!
[06:01] Shinpachi
    It's staring at me!
[06:02] Kagura
    This isn't much different from a crab!
[06:05] Kagura
    Crabs, squid, shellfish, and goosefish!
[06:07] Kagura
    Gin-chan said that the uglier
    it looks, the better it tastes!
[06:09] Shinpachi
    That's not the problem here!
[06:10] Shinpachi
    Doesn't matter how good it tastes,
    I just can't eat this monster!
[06:13] Kagura
    Close your eyes and I'll
    shove it in your mouth.
[06:16] N
    You're not allowed to use your hands.
[06:18] N
    As we speak, Team Shirino
    has managed to catch up!
[06:21] Kagura
    Shinpachi! Hurry!
[06:22] Kagura
    Eat before they do!
[06:23] Shinpachi
    Damn it, screw it!
[06:25] Shinpachi
    I'll just pretend I'm doing
    it for Ururun Taizaiki!
SIGN    [Note: Documentary show where celebrities homestay in foreign countries.]
[06:30] Shinpachi
    Damn it! Just a little farther!
[06:40] Kagura
    Hey, what are you doing?
[06:42] Shinpachi
    No, uh...
[06:44] Shinpachi
    My first kiss...
[06:46] Shinpachi
    No, nothing...
[06:47] Kagura
    Huh?
[06:48] Shinpachi
    Let me recover.
[06:50] Pan
    Me too...
[06:53] Pan
    It was also my first...
[06:58] N
    Well, what an unexpected turn of events!
[07:01] N
    We have an accidental kiss with the Pan!
[07:05] Gintoki
    Who gives a damn?! Just hurry up!
[07:08] Gintoki
    What's with the wolf-whistling?!
[07:09] Gintoki
    Eat it!
[07:10] Gintoki
    Hurry up and eat it!
[07:11] Shinpachi
    M-My bad! I didn't mean to do that.
[07:15] Shinpachi
    I'm sorry to, well,
[07:17] Shinpachi
    take your important first time like this...
[07:23] Pan
    I don't really mind...
[07:27] Gintoki
    Why are you blushing?!
[07:29] Gintoki
    I don't get it!
[07:30] Gintoki
    What's with the fluffy atmosphere?!
[07:32] Gintoki
    How do you go from a
    Pandemonium-eating race to this?!
[07:35] Shinpachi
    Why am I so concerned about
    an accidental kiss...
[07:38] Shinpachi
    It doesn't matter if I kissed
    this Pandemonium...
[07:42] Gintoki
    Hey! If you have time to start monologuing,
    eat the damn thing!
[07:45] Shinpachi
    That was just an accident,
    not even a real kiss...
[07:50] Shinpachi
    It's not like Pandemonium-san
    wanted to kiss me...
[07:54] Gintoki
    Who the hell is Pandemonium-san?!
[07:56] Gintoki
    A classmate?!
[07:57] Shinpachi
    And it doesn't even matter right now...
[08:00] Gintoki
    Huh?
[08:02] Gintoki
    Who the hell is this?!
[08:03] Gintoki
    Was this how Pandemonium-san looked?!
[08:06] Gintoki
    Didn't it have a face like a Behelit?!
SIGN    [Note: From the manga "Berserk"]
[08:09] Shinpachi
    Huh? That's weird...
[08:11] Shinpachi
    Huh?
[08:12] Shinpachi
    Why is my heart beating so fast...?
[08:16] Shinpachi
    Was Pandemonium-san always so cute?
[08:22] Shinpachi
    This is bad!
[08:23] Shinpachi
    It's getting harder to eat this...
[08:25] Kagura
    Hey, Shinpachi.
[08:26] Kagura
    What are you doing?
    Hurry up and eat it.
[08:30] Shinpachi
    Um, right...
[08:33] Shinpachi
    I'm sorry!
[08:35] Shinpachi
    Did I touch you somewhere weird?
[08:37] Pan
    No...
[08:40] Pan
    My chest...
[08:41] Shinpachi
    Chest?!
[08:42] Shinpachi
    I'm sorry! I didn't mean to!
[08:45] Pan
    It's okay.
[08:47] Pan
    I know...
[08:48] Pan
    My heart started racing so much that I...
[08:53] Pan
    Next time, I'll try to keep myself
    from making any noise.
[08:57] Shinpachi
    Stop!
[08:59] Shinpachi
    My heart's gonna burst!
[09:01] Gintoki
    Is he an idiot?
[09:02] Gintoki
    A complete idiot?!
[09:03] Shinpachi
    It's getting more and more
    difficult to eat you...
[09:06] Shinpachi
    I'm falling harder and harder for you...
[09:08] Gintoki
    Hey! Cut this out!
[09:10] Gintoki
    This is a Pan-eating race!
[09:11] Gintoki
    Why are you falling in love with the Pan?!
[09:13] Pan
    You don't need to hold back.
[09:16] Pan
    Please eat me.
[09:19] Shinpachi
    Stop!
[09:20] Shinpachi
    Stop talking!
[09:23] Pan
    It was my first time,
[09:25] Pan
    but it was also my last kiss.
[09:28] Pan
    I have no more regrets.
[09:32] Pan
    Thank you for making me
    feel like a girl at the end...
[09:41] Shinpachi
    I can't do it!
[09:43] Shinpachi
    How could I eat this lovely girl?!
[09:46] Kagura
    What the hell is this idiot rambling about?
[09:49] Pan
    Eat me quickly.
[09:51] Pan
    If I'm going to be eaten,
    I would rather it be by you.
[09:54] Kagura
    Shinpachi, eat it.
[09:56] N
    Meanwhile, Team Shirino
    has finished the Pan!
[10:00] N
    Is Team Ketsuno about to lose?!
[10:01] Pan
    You must hurry!
[10:03] Pan
    That's right!
[10:04] Pan
    Drop me to the floor so
    it's easier to eat me!
[10:06] Pan
    Please hurry!
[10:07] Shinpachi
    That's not it...
[10:09] Shinpachi
    Your kindness is preventing me from...
[10:11] Kagura
    Shinpachi, outta the way!
[10:12] Kagura
    Let me take care of this!
[10:15] Shinpachi
    Pandemonium-san!
[10:23] Shinpachi
    What the hell are you doing?!
[10:25] Shinpachi
    Hey! Give Pandemonium-san back!
[10:29] Doman
    It appears that we have
    won the first match!
[10:33] Kagura
    Not yet!
[10:35] N
    Whoa! Team Ketsuno has
    launched an attack!
[10:39] N
    A flurry of blows to the stomach
[10:41] N
    This is...?
[10:42] N
    Could it be...?!
[10:44] Kagura
    Spit it out!
[10:51] Kagura
    Hmm? Where is it?
[10:53] Kagura
    I'm having a hard time finding it.
[10:55] Kagura
    Oh, here it is.
[10:56] Kagura
    This thing ate two of them so
    I can't tell which is which,
[11:00] Kagura
    but which one do you want, Shinpachi?
[11:05] Shinpachi
    How can I eat that?!
[11:08] N
    The Shirino clan is disqualified
    for throwing up.
[11:10] N
    The Ketsuno clan refused to
    eat and is also disqualified.
[11:14] N
    The first match ends in a draw!
[11:17] Kagura
    Bah, a draw?
[11:20] Kagura
    Oh well.
[11:20] Kagura
    It's mostly Shinpachi's fault.
[11:23] Kagura
    I did what I could.
[11:26] Gintoki
    It's mostly your fault.
[11:28] Gintoki
    That was one hell of a grotesque fight.
[11:31] Gintoki
    I feel sick now, damn it!
[11:33] Seimei
    No, you've done well.
[11:35] Seimei
    To be honest, I was amazed by your ability
    to knock out that fiend without any magic.
[11:41] Gintoki
    So you finally trust us, bro-bro?
[11:45] Pan
    Please don't be sad, Mr. Shinpachi.
[11:49] Pan
    I will live on in your heart.
[11:54] Shinpachi
    Pandemonium-san?
[11:56] Shinpachi
    Pandemonium-san...
[11:57] Shinpachi
    I will never forget your soft lips...
[12:02] Pan
    And I will never forget...
[12:05] Pan
    about your soft-headedness.
[12:08] Seimei
    I appreciate the help.
[12:10] Seimei
    But I want you to leave
    if it gets dangerous.
[12:14] Seimei
    Christel won't be able to
    smile if you all perish.
[12:18] Gintoki
    Right back at you, bro-bro.
[12:21] Seimei
    Who are you calling your bro-bro?
[12:22] Seimei
    Call me Seimei.
[12:24] Seimei
    I won't be able to name you her husband
    without Christel's permission,
[12:28] Seimei
    but I have the authority to
    consider you a friend.
[12:31] Gintoki
    Nah, no thanks.
[12:33] Seimei
    Do you want me to curse you to death?
[12:35] N
    Then we will begin the second match!
[12:38] N
    And since the first match
    ended in a draw,
[12:40] N
    the second match will settle the battle.
[12:43] N
    A contest involving a 4 on 4 Tag Team
    Mystic Shoot Death Match.
[12:49] N
    The fight will continue until
    one side is destroyed!
[12:52] Kagura
    Go, Gin-chan! Sister lover!
[12:56] Kagura
    Send these clouds!
[12:58] Kagura
    Send this rain!
[12:59] Kagura
    Flying away!
[13:09] N
    The contest will follow a ten count rule.
[13:12] N
    Each side can only have one
    tag team inside the ring.
[13:14] N
    Otherwise, use a slap to trade places.
[13:18] Doman
    Seimei, this world doesn't need two men
    with the title of greatest Onmyoji.
[13:23] Doman
    Let's end it now.
[13:25] Doman
    The long struggle between
    Shirino and Ketsuno...
[13:30] Doman
    A spiral of fate that's been
    lined with hate...
[13:32] N
    Now let the match begin!
[13:35] Doman
    Wait, I was still talking.
[13:37] Doman
    Did I take too long?
[13:38] Doman
    Should I have gone with something
    more compact?
[13:40] A
    Lord Doman!
[13:42] A
    Exterminate the hated Ketsuno clan to usher
    in a golden age for the Shirino clan!
[13:46] Kagura
    Go, Gin-chan! Sister lover!
[13:49] Kagura
    Bring back Ms. Ketsuno's true smile!
[13:51] Doman
    I'll let someone else warm you up.
[13:53] Doman
    Soan, show them a thing or two.
[13:59] N
    Oh! Team Ketsuno has launched
    the first attack!
[14:03] Doman
    Too soon!
[14:04] Doman
    Haven't summoned my shikigami...
[14:07] Gintoki
    I'll beat the crap out of you
[14:09] Gintoki
    before you can use your funny magic!
[14:11] Gintoki
    You wimps can't beat me
    in a physical brawl!
[14:13] Soan
    Lord Doman!
SIGN    [Famous line from the opening song of the Touch anime series.]
[14:14] Soan
    Touch! Touch! Touch me here!
[14:20] Gedomaru
    Oops, stepped in some poop.
[14:22] N
    Wow!
[14:24] N
    Gedomaru isn't letting Doman escape!
[14:28] Gintoki
    Hey you.
[14:29] Gintoki
    I hear you're Ms. Ketsuno's ex-husband.
[14:32] Gintoki
    If you're her ex-husband,
[14:34] Gintoki
    that means you've done this and that
[14:39] Gintoki
    and all kinds of
[14:42] Gintoki
    weather phenomena with
    her! Is that it? Huh?!
[14:46] Gintoki
    All kinds of thunderstorm warnings?!
[14:49] Gintoki
    All kinds of flood warnings?!
[14:55] Gedomaru
    Master Gintoki, now is your chance!
[14:57] Gintoki
    Right on! Time to finish this!
[14:59] Gintoki
    The Ketsuno Style Ultimate Attack!
[15:01] Gintoki
    Ketsuno(Ass) Bomber!
[15:06] N
    An explosive deadly attack!
[15:08] N
    Doman has already lost...
[15:11] Gintoki
    He dis-
[15:12] Gintoki
    -appeared?!
[15:16] Gedomaru
    Oh. Sorry, Master Gintoki.
[15:21] Shinpachi
    What's going on?
[15:23] Shinpachi
    Where's Doman-san?
[15:25] Doman
    Fools.
[15:27] Doman
    Did you fall under my spell?
[15:29] Doman
    Can't you tell?
[15:31] Doman
    You were fighting a mere illusion.
[15:35] Doman
    I haven't moved a single
    step from this spot.
[15:39] Shinpachi
    An illusion?!
[15:40] Doman
    You can't even touch me,
    much less hurt me.
[15:46] Soan
    Uh, Lord Doman...
[15:48] Soan
    There's something dripping
    from your ass.
[15:50] Doman
    It's not what you think.
[15:51] Doman
    This is just chronic hemorrhoids, I swear.
[15:56] Doman
    No, I'm serious!
[15:58] Doman
    What's with those looks?!
[15:59] Doman
    Okay, fine! I'll show you then!
[16:02] Doman
    I'll show you my perfect
    hemorrhoids as proof!
[16:05] N
    Doman used an illusion,
[16:06] N
    but he appears to have suffered
    severe damage to his anus.
[16:09] Shinpachi
    What was the point in using an illusion?!
[16:12] Doman
    Finish them off while I put
    some medicine on my ass.
[16:16] Doman
    The enemy is on its last legs.
[16:18] Doman
    Finish off the small fry
    and draw Seimei out.
[16:22] Soan
    I summon you, Bontenmaru!
[16:26] Gedomaru
    Master Gintoki, get a grip.
[16:29] Gedomaru
    You're going to be killed if
    you don't do something.
[16:31] Gedomaru
    Anything I can do?
[16:32] Gintoki
    M-My balls...
[16:34] Gintoki
    A hernia...
[16:37] Gintoki
    Push them back...
[16:38] ---
    Back down please...
[16:40] Gintoki
    to their original throne...
[16:43] Gedomaru
    This is no time for you making jokes.
[16:45] Gedomaru
    Will hitting your back work?
[16:47] Gintoki
    Y-Yes...
[16:49] Gintoki
    Please do...
[16:50] Gintoki
    Hurry...!
[16:54] Gedomaru
    Come back, xxxxicles!
[16:57] Gintoki
    How far were you trying to
    push it back down to?!
[17:00] Gedomaru
    Well, I had to deliver
    an equivalent shock.
[17:03] Gintoki
    You were going to drop my life
    before you dropped my balls...
[17:07] Gintoki
    Trying to beat me to death?
[17:10] Gintoki
    Huh?
[17:11] Gintoki
    Hold on a second.
[17:12] Gintoki
    Isn't this...
[17:14] Gintoki
    You didn't just drop my balls!
[17:16] Gintoki
    They're rolling around on the floor!
[17:19] Shinpachi
    How is it even possible for
    your balls to fall out?!
[17:23] Gintoki
    What are you going to do about this?!
[17:25] Gintoki
    Fix this!
[17:26] Gintoki
    Put them back!
[17:28] Gedomaru
    I'm busy.
[17:30] Gedomaru
    Lord Seimei, please assist.
[17:32] Seimei
    Bah, I suppose I have no choice.
[17:34] N
    Oh! Amazing!
[17:36] N
    Seimei has instantly restored the balls to
    their throne without entering the ring!
[17:42] Doman
    I won't let that happen!
[17:46] Seimei
    Don't interfere, Doman!
[17:47] Doman
    I won't let you have your way, Seimei!
[17:51] N
    An unexpected battle has
    erupted outside the ring!
[17:55] N
    Seimei and Doman
[17:57] N
    are engaged in an intense battle over xxxxicles
    that can't be followed by the naked eye!
[18:02] Gintoki
    The hell are you people
    doing with my balls?!
[18:04] Seimei
    Curse you! Go up!
[18:06] Doman
    Down you go!
[18:07] Seimei
    I fake up and go down!
[18:08] Doman
    I fake down and go down!
[18:11] Seimei
    I go straight down!
[18:12] Gintoki
    Ow, ow, ow!
[18:13] Gintoki
    Hey, freaks!
[18:14] Gintoki
    You're both just smashing
    them against the floor!
[18:17] Seimei
    There's no end to this.
[18:19] Seimei
    Doman, I have a proposal.
[18:21] Doman
    What is it, Seimei?
[18:23] Seimei
    There are two balls.
[18:25] Seimei
    I will take the right,
[18:27] Seimei
    while you take the left.
[18:29] Seimei
    Each in control of one.
[18:30] Gintoki
    Why?!
[18:32] Gintoki
    Why are you dividing up my balls?!
[18:34] Doman
    Amusing.
[18:35] Doman
    A battle where we each control
    one ball and make them fight.
[18:40] Gintoki
    Why are you making them fight?!
[18:41] Gintoki
    What kind of fight is this?!
[18:43] Doman
    Go, Sasuke!
SIGN    [Note: From manga "Sket Dance". Not from Naruto.] [GTO1 - Sasuke - Taste in ladies: kind girls.]
[18:44] Gintoki
    Who the hell is Sasuke?!
[18:46] Seimei
    Go, Yusuke!
SIGN    [Note: Lead character of manga "Sket Dance".] [GTO2 - Yusuke - Taste in ladies: ?????]
SIGN    [Note: Each name contains kanji for left and right.] [GTO2 - Yusuke - Taste in ladies: ?????]
[18:47] Gintoki
    Don't name them by which
    side they're on!
[18:49] N
    Oh! We have a second intense
    battle outside the ring!
[18:54] Gintoki
    Ow!
[18:54] Gintoki
    Cut that out, damn it!
[18:56] N
    They are channeling the xxxxicles!
[18:57] N
    A proxy battle through xxxxicles!
[19:00] N
    Ball crashing against ball!
[19:03] N
    Will the right one reach the throne?!
    Or will the left one prevail?!
[19:07] Gintoki
    Send them both back!
[19:08] Gintoki
    Ouch! Ouch!
[19:10] Gintoki
    They're being crushed!
[19:10] Gintoki
    Please stop!
[19:12] Gintoki
    Get along with each other!
[19:13] Gintoki
    You two are twins, remember?!
[19:16] Gintoki
    The Sket-dan and student council
    may do different things,
SIGN    [Note: Referring to a storyline from "Sket Dance".]
[19:18] Gintoki
    but they both want to help
    people in the end!
[19:21] Gintoki
    Somebody stop this fight!
[19:30] Gedomaru
    Will that do it?
[19:36] N
    Crushed!
[19:37] N
    Sakata won't be able
    to recover from this!
[19:40] Kagura
    Kin-chan!
[19:41] Shinpachi
    Who are you calling Kin-chan?
[19:42] N
    Starting the count!
[19:44] Bon
    Who needs a count?!
[19:46] Bon
    I'll crush his head and toss
    him out of the ring!
[19:49] Seimei
    Gedomaru!
[19:51] N
    Team Ketsuno has successfully
    pulled off a switch with Seimei!
[19:56] Seimei
    Hey! Get a grip!
[19:57] Gedomaru
    Master Gintoki.
[19:58] Kagura
    Kin-chan!
[19:59] N
    However, Sakata is not coming to!
[20:01] N
    He may never stand again.
[20:03] N
    If you get my drift.
[20:05] Seimei
    Forgive me for letting this go this far...
[20:08] Seimei
    If I wasn't a failure...
[20:10] Seimei
    There's still hope if we hurry!
[20:12] Seimei
    I summon you, Kuzunoha!
[20:18] Kuzu
    You called, Lord Seimei?
[20:20] Seimei
    Kuzunoha, join Gedomaru
    in healing this man.
[20:24] Seimei
    You take Sasuke while Gedomaru
    takes Bossun.
SIGN    [Note: Bossun=Yusuke's nickname.]
[20:27] Kuzu
    Very well.
[20:28] Kuzu
    And who the hell is Bossun?!
[20:30] Gedomaru
    Lord Seimei.
[20:32] Seimei
    Do not fear.
[20:34] Seimei
    Leave the rest to me.
[20:37] Doman
    Have you lost your mind, Seimei?
[20:39] Doman
    Your shikigami have been dispatched
    all over Edo, limiting your powers,
[20:44] Doman
    and now you use your last
    one on another person?
[20:48] Doman
    An Onmyoji without shikigami is
    like a samurai without his sword!
[20:52] Doman
    You believe you can defeat
    Bontenmaru bare-handed?!
[20:58] Shinpachi
    Seimei-san!
[21:02] Seimei
    I can no longer see...
[21:04] ---
    Doman,
[21:05] Seimei
    it appears that I've lost
    sight of myself again.
[21:10] Seimei
    But this time,
[21:12] Seimei
    I care not about duty, honor,
    tradition, the Bakufu...
[21:16] Seimei
    Nor of our long struggle
    with the Shirino clan...
[21:19] Seimei
    I see nothing at all...
[21:21] Doman
    Impossible!
[21:23] Doman
    He withstood an attack from
    a shikigami unarmed?!
[21:25] Doman
    What's this...?!
[21:28] Doman
    Seimei's power is rapidly growing...!
[21:35] Doman
    You couldn't have...!
[21:36] Doman
    Seimei, you bastard...
[21:38] Doman
    You've unsummoned the countless
    shikigami watching over Edo
[21:42] Doman
    to focus all of your power!
[21:45] Doman
    Your actions will cause you to be
    dismissed as lead guardian of Edo!
[21:51] Seimei
    I no longer have a need to watch over all!
[21:54] Seimei
    I only want one thing...
[21:58] Seimei
    I only want to see her smile...
[22:01] Seimei
    That's all.
[22:17] Seimei
    Come get me, Doman!
[22:20] Seimei
    I shall show you the true power of the head
    of the Ketsuno clan, Seimei Ketsuno!
SIGN    
SIGN    
[24:05] Gedomaru
    That's Antenmaru...
[24:07] Gedomaru
    He was sealed away by the Ketsuno
    and Shirino clan a millennium ago.
[24:10] Gedomaru
    Master Gintoki, this isn't the
    time to be laying around.
[24:14] Gedomaru
    The next episode...
[24:15] Gedomaru
    "Never Losing That Smile."
SIGN    [The tragedy that took place between the Ketsunos and Shirinos one-thousand years ago repeats!]
SIGN    [Stand tall, ball-less Gin-chan, aka Kin-chan. Though the rules have been a bit strict lately, remain strong!!]
SIGN    [See you next time.]