# E197 - Not Losing to the Storm
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***SIGN***
**[01:40] Seimei**
You idiots!
**[01:41] Seimei**
What are you doing here?!
**[01:43] Gintoki**
That's just cold.
**[01:45] Gintoki**
I, Gintoki Sakata, am destined
to marry into the Ketsuno clan.
**[01:49] Gintoki**
So if my family's in trouble, I'm obviously
going to come help, bro-bro.
**[01:54] Seimei**
Who are you calling bro-bro?
**[01:55] Seimei**
I don't recall choosing you
to be Christel's husband!
**[01:58] Seimei**
Leave!
**[01:59] Gintoki**
Then if we win this world martial arts tournament,
you'll get me as your in-law. How's that?
**[02:03] Seimei**
Who'd want a prize like that?!
**[02:05] Seimei**
I'll give you off to Demon
King Piccolo or Krillin!
**[02:07] Seimei**
Leave!
**[02:08] Kagura**
Don't be such a stiff.
**[02:10] Kagura**
She's already divorced once.
**[02:12] Kagura**
And this guy has kids,
so it's a perfect match.
**[02:15] Seimei**
You also plan on coming?!
**[02:16] Kagura**
Don't worry.
**[02:18] Kagura**
There won't be any complaints as
long as we get the inheritance.
**[02:21] Kagura**
We're willing to call anyone our Mom.
**[02:23] Seimei**
Your kids have a real nasty streak!
**[02:26] Seimei**
Gedomaru!
**[02:27] Seimei**
Take these people out of here!
**[02:29] Seimei**
Do you believe that people without magic
can possibly survive this fight?!
**[02:33] Gedomaru**
Lord Seimei, it's true that these
people cannot use magic.
**[02:39] Gedomaru**
They cannot use divination
or call shikigami.
**[02:42] Gedomaru**
They don't have the power
to stop this rain.
**[02:45] Gedomaru**
But they know how to bring
back Lady Christel's smile.
**[02:50] Gedomaru**
I can promise you that.
**[02:55] Doman**
I believed that there was no one
left in the Ketsuno clan to fight...
**[02:59] Doman**
Very well.
**[03:00] Doman**
You may join Seimei...
**[03:02] Doman**
No, join Christel in the depths of hell.
**[03:06] Doman**
The final battle of the weather war!
**[03:09] Doman**
The Shikigami Tag Team Mystic
Death Match begins!
**[03:15] Seimei**
Wait, Doman.
**[03:16] Seimei**
These men are not...
**[03:17] Seimei**
Didn't you hear me say to wait?!
**[03:20] Gintoki**
Bro-bro, you don't need to worry.
**[03:22] Gintoki**
I'm sure that they'll be able to win.
**[03:24] Gintoki**
They aren't so weak as to lose to magic.
**[03:28] Seimei**
This isn't about losing to magic!
**[03:29] Seimei**
That isn't even a shikigami, is it?!
**[03:31] Gintoki**
It's a shikigami.
**[03:32] Gintoki**
The Odd Jobs gofer.
**[03:34] Seimei**
It's a gofer wearing full body tights!
**[03:37] Seimei**
His eyes are swimming all over!
**[03:38] Seimei**
It's doing the butterfly!
**[03:39] Seimei**
It's splashing everywhere!
**[03:40] Doman**
Yasunori, take the first match.
**[03:43] Doman**
Show them the might of the Shirino clan.
**[03:45] Yasu**
Yes, my lord!
**[03:46] Yasu**
I summon you, Yashamaru!
**[03:58] N**
Then I shall explain the rules now.
**[04:00] Seimei**
Hey, he stopped doing the butterfly!
**[04:02] Seimei**
He's sunk to the bottom of the pool!
**[04:04] N**
Three Onmyoji from each side will
team up with their shikigami
**[04:09] N**
to determine a victor through
a battle of magic.
**[04:12] Seimei**
Call the lifeguard!
**[04:13] Seimei**
He's drowning!
**[04:14] Seimei**
Save him, quick!
**[04:17] N**
There will be any legal implications
if someone were to die.
**[04:22] Shinpachi**
No way in hell!
**[04:23] Shinpachi**
I can't do this, Gin-san!
**[04:24] Shinpachi**
Hey!
**[04:25] Shinpachi**
Don't ignore me, damn it!
**[04:26] N**
And if you give up before you die, you
will survive, but naturally, you'll lose.
**[04:31] Shinpachi**
I give u-
**[04:34] N**
Did you say something, Team Ketsuno?
**[04:37] Kagura**
Nothing at all.
**[04:38] Kagura**
I forgot to feed him.
**[04:40] Kagura**
Here's some Petigree jam.
**[04:42] Kagura**
Eat up.
**[04:45] N**
Then I will now explain the
rules for the first match.
**[04:49] N**
The first match will consist of a three-legged race
by shikigami and master that culminates in...
**[04:53] Shinpachi**
Is this an eating race?
**[04:54] Shinpachi**
We have a chance of winning then!
**[04:57] N**
The Pandemonium-eating race.
**[05:04] Shinpachi**
Wh-What the hell is a Pandemonium?!
**[05:07] Gedomaru**
One of the shikigami's favorite foods.
**[05:09] Gedomaru**
Pandemonium larvae.
**[05:12] Gedomaru**
Well, it's sort of like a snack.
**[05:15] Gedomaru**
You're so lucky to get an eating contest.
**[05:17] Shinpachi**
How could something so
creepy be a snack?!
**[05:20] N**
A three-legged race to the Pandemonium, or Pan
for short, and the first to finish eating it wins.
**[05:24] Shinpachi**
First, my ass! That monster
is not edible, damn it!
**[05:27] N**
On your mark!
**[05:28] Shinpachi**
Hell no!
**[05:29] Shinpachi**
Not in this life!
**[05:30] Shinpachi**
I refuse to go!
**[05:31] Shinpachi**
No more!
**[05:32] N**
Ready!
**[05:32] Shinpachi**
Wait!
**[05:33] N**
Go!
**[05:39] N**
What's this?!
**[05:40] N**
Team Shirino cannot run due
to the shikigami's size!
**[05:45] Yasu**
Ow! My crotch is being torn apart!
**[05:46] Doman**
What are you doing?!
**[05:48] Doman**
Hurry it up!
**[05:49] Seimei**
They just might win?!
**[05:50] Gintoki**
See? I told you.
**[05:52] Kagura**
Stand, Shinpachi!
**[05:53] Kagura**
Eat the Pandemonium!
**[05:55] Shinpachi**
Not happening!
**[05:56] Shinpachi**
Anything but the Pandemonium!
**[06:00] Shinpachi**
Hell, it's looking at me!
**[06:01] Shinpachi**
It's staring at me!
**[06:02] Kagura**
This isn't much different from a crab!
**[06:05] Kagura**
Crabs, squid, shellfish, and goosefish!
**[06:07] Kagura**
Gin-chan said that the uglier
it looks, the better it tastes!
**[06:09] Shinpachi**
That's not the problem here!
**[06:10] Shinpachi**
Doesn't matter how good it tastes,
I just can't eat this monster!
**[06:13] Kagura**
Close your eyes and I'll
shove it in your mouth.
**[06:16] N**
You're not allowed to use your hands.
**[06:18] N**
As we speak, Team Shirino
has managed to catch up!
**[06:21] Kagura**
Shinpachi! Hurry!
**[06:22] Kagura**
Eat before they do!
**[06:23] Shinpachi**
Damn it, screw it!
**[06:25] Shinpachi**
I'll just pretend I'm doing
it for Ururun Taizaiki!
***SIGN*** [Note: Documentary show where celebrities homestay in foreign countries.]
**[06:30] Shinpachi**
Damn it! Just a little farther!
**[06:40] Kagura**
Hey, what are you doing?
**[06:42] Shinpachi**
No, uh...
**[06:44] Shinpachi**
My first kiss...
**[06:46] Shinpachi**
No, nothing...
**[06:47] Kagura**
Huh?
**[06:48] Shinpachi**
Let me recover.
**[06:50] Pan**
Me too...
**[06:53] Pan**
It was also my first...
**[06:58] N**
Well, what an unexpected turn of events!
**[07:01] N**
We have an accidental kiss with the Pan!
**[07:05] Gintoki**
Who gives a damn?! Just hurry up!
**[07:08] Gintoki**
What's with the wolf-whistling?!
**[07:09] Gintoki**
Eat it!
**[07:10] Gintoki**
Hurry up and eat it!
**[07:11] Shinpachi**
M-My bad! I didn't mean to do that.
**[07:15] Shinpachi**
I'm sorry to, well,
**[07:17] Shinpachi**
take your important first time like this...
**[07:23] Pan**
I don't really mind...
**[07:27] Gintoki**
Why are you blushing?!
**[07:29] Gintoki**
I don't get it!
**[07:30] Gintoki**
What's with the fluffy atmosphere?!
**[07:32] Gintoki**
How do you go from a
Pandemonium-eating race to this?!
**[07:35] Shinpachi**
Why am I so concerned about
an accidental kiss...
**[07:38] Shinpachi**
It doesn't matter if I kissed
this Pandemonium...
**[07:42] Gintoki**
Hey! If you have time to start monologuing,
eat the damn thing!
**[07:45] Shinpachi**
That was just an accident,
not even a real kiss...
**[07:50] Shinpachi**
It's not like Pandemonium-san
wanted to kiss me...
**[07:54] Gintoki**
Who the hell is Pandemonium-san?!
**[07:56] Gintoki**
A classmate?!
**[07:57] Shinpachi**
And it doesn't even matter right now...
**[08:00] Gintoki**
Huh?
**[08:02] Gintoki**
Who the hell is this?!
**[08:03] Gintoki**
Was this how Pandemonium-san looked?!
**[08:06] Gintoki**
Didn't it have a face like a Behelit?!
***SIGN*** [Note: From the manga "Berserk"]
**[08:09] Shinpachi**
Huh? That's weird...
**[08:11] Shinpachi**
Huh?
**[08:12] Shinpachi**
Why is my heart beating so fast...?
**[08:16] Shinpachi**
Was Pandemonium-san always so cute?
**[08:22] Shinpachi**
This is bad!
**[08:23] Shinpachi**
It's getting harder to eat this...
**[08:25] Kagura**
Hey, Shinpachi.
**[08:26] Kagura**
What are you doing?
Hurry up and eat it.
**[08:30] Shinpachi**
Um, right...
**[08:33] Shinpachi**
I'm sorry!
**[08:35] Shinpachi**
Did I touch you somewhere weird?
**[08:37] Pan**
No...
**[08:40] Pan**
My chest...
**[08:41] Shinpachi**
Chest?!
**[08:42] Shinpachi**
I'm sorry! I didn't mean to!
**[08:45] Pan**
It's okay.
**[08:47] Pan**
I know...
**[08:48] Pan**
My heart started racing so much that I...
**[08:53] Pan**
Next time, I'll try to keep myself
from making any noise.
**[08:57] Shinpachi**
Stop!
**[08:59] Shinpachi**
My heart's gonna burst!
**[09:01] Gintoki**
Is he an idiot?
**[09:02] Gintoki**
A complete idiot?!
**[09:03] Shinpachi**
It's getting more and more
difficult to eat you...
**[09:06] Shinpachi**
I'm falling harder and harder for you...
**[09:08] Gintoki**
Hey! Cut this out!
**[09:10] Gintoki**
This is a Pan-eating race!
**[09:11] Gintoki**
Why are you falling in love with the Pan?!
**[09:13] Pan**
You don't need to hold back.
**[09:16] Pan**
Please eat me.
**[09:19] Shinpachi**
Stop!
**[09:20] Shinpachi**
Stop talking!
**[09:23] Pan**
It was my first time,
**[09:25] Pan**
but it was also my last kiss.
**[09:28] Pan**
I have no more regrets.
**[09:32] Pan**
Thank you for making me
feel like a girl at the end...
**[09:41] Shinpachi**
I can't do it!
**[09:43] Shinpachi**
How could I eat this lovely girl?!
**[09:46] Kagura**
What the hell is this idiot rambling about?
**[09:49] Pan**
Eat me quickly.
**[09:51] Pan**
If I'm going to be eaten,
I would rather it be by you.
**[09:54] Kagura**
Shinpachi, eat it.
**[09:56] N**
Meanwhile, Team Shirino
has finished the Pan!
**[10:00] N**
Is Team Ketsuno about to lose?!
**[10:01] Pan**
You must hurry!
**[10:03] Pan**
That's right!
**[10:04] Pan**
Drop me to the floor so
it's easier to eat me!
**[10:06] Pan**
Please hurry!
**[10:07] Shinpachi**
That's not it...
**[10:09] Shinpachi**
Your kindness is preventing me from...
**[10:11] Kagura**
Shinpachi, outta the way!
**[10:12] Kagura**
Let me take care of this!
**[10:15] Shinpachi**
Pandemonium-san!
**[10:23] Shinpachi**
What the hell are you doing?!
**[10:25] Shinpachi**
Hey! Give Pandemonium-san back!
**[10:29] Doman**
It appears that we have
won the first match!
**[10:33] Kagura**
Not yet!
**[10:35] N**
Whoa! Team Ketsuno has
launched an attack!
**[10:39] N**
A flurry of blows to the stomach
**[10:41] N**
This is...?
**[10:42] N**
Could it be...?!
**[10:44] Kagura**
Spit it out!
**[10:51] Kagura**
Hmm? Where is it?
**[10:53] Kagura**
I'm having a hard time finding it.
**[10:55] Kagura**
Oh, here it is.
**[10:56] Kagura**
This thing ate two of them so
I can't tell which is which,
**[11:00] Kagura**
but which one do you want, Shinpachi?
**[11:05] Shinpachi**
How can I eat that?!
**[11:08] N**
The Shirino clan is disqualified
for throwing up.
**[11:10] N**
The Ketsuno clan refused to
eat and is also disqualified.
**[11:14] N**
The first match ends in a draw!
**[11:17] Kagura**
Bah, a draw?
**[11:20] Kagura**
Oh well.
**[11:20] Kagura**
It's mostly Shinpachi's fault.
**[11:23] Kagura**
I did what I could.
**[11:26] Gintoki**
It's mostly your fault.
**[11:28] Gintoki**
That was one hell of a grotesque fight.
**[11:31] Gintoki**
I feel sick now, damn it!
**[11:33] Seimei**
No, you've done well.
**[11:35] Seimei**
To be honest, I was amazed by your ability
to knock out that fiend without any magic.
**[11:41] Gintoki**
So you finally trust us, bro-bro?
**[11:45] Pan**
Please don't be sad, Mr. Shinpachi.
**[11:49] Pan**
I will live on in your heart.
**[11:54] Shinpachi**
Pandemonium-san?
**[11:56] Shinpachi**
Pandemonium-san...
**[11:57] Shinpachi**
I will never forget your soft lips...
**[12:02] Pan**
And I will never forget...
**[12:05] Pan**
about your soft-headedness.
**[12:08] Seimei**
I appreciate the help.
**[12:10] Seimei**
But I want you to leave
if it gets dangerous.
**[12:14] Seimei**
Christel won't be able to
smile if you all perish.
**[12:18] Gintoki**
Right back at you, bro-bro.
**[12:21] Seimei**
Who are you calling your bro-bro?
**[12:22] Seimei**
Call me Seimei.
**[12:24] Seimei**
I won't be able to name you her husband
without Christel's permission,
**[12:28] Seimei**
but I have the authority to
consider you a friend.
**[12:31] Gintoki**
Nah, no thanks.
**[12:33] Seimei**
Do you want me to curse you to death?
**[12:35] N**
Then we will begin the second match!
**[12:38] N**
And since the first match
ended in a draw,
**[12:40] N**
the second match will settle the battle.
**[12:43] N**
A contest involving a 4 on 4 Tag Team
Mystic Shoot Death Match.
**[12:49] N**
The fight will continue until
one side is destroyed!
**[12:52] Kagura**
Go, Gin-chan! Sister lover!
**[12:56] Kagura**
Send these clouds!
**[12:58] Kagura**
Send this rain!
**[12:59] Kagura**
Flying away!
**[13:09] N**
The contest will follow a ten count rule.
**[13:12] N**
Each side can only have one
tag team inside the ring.
**[13:14] N**
Otherwise, use a slap to trade places.
**[13:18] Doman**
Seimei, this world doesn't need two men
with the title of greatest Onmyoji.
**[13:23] Doman**
Let's end it now.
**[13:25] Doman**
The long struggle between
Shirino and Ketsuno...
**[13:30] Doman**
A spiral of fate that's been
lined with hate...
**[13:32] N**
Now let the match begin!
**[13:35] Doman**
Wait, I was still talking.
**[13:37] Doman**
Did I take too long?
**[13:38] Doman**
Should I have gone with something
more compact?
**[13:40] A**
Lord Doman!
**[13:42] A**
Exterminate the hated Ketsuno clan to usher
in a golden age for the Shirino clan!
**[13:46] Kagura**
Go, Gin-chan! Sister lover!
**[13:49] Kagura**
Bring back Ms. Ketsuno's true smile!
**[13:51] Doman**
I'll let someone else warm you up.
**[13:53] Doman**
Soan, show them a thing or two.
**[13:59] N**
Oh! Team Ketsuno has launched
the first attack!
**[14:03] Doman**
Too soon!
**[14:04] Doman**
Haven't summoned my shikigami...
**[14:07] Gintoki**
I'll beat the crap out of you
**[14:09] Gintoki**
before you can use your funny magic!
**[14:11] Gintoki**
You wimps can't beat me
in a physical brawl!
**[14:13] Soan**
Lord Doman!
***SIGN*** [Famous line from the opening song of the Touch anime series.]
**[14:14] Soan**
Touch! Touch! Touch me here!
**[14:20] Gedomaru**
Oops, stepped in some poop.
**[14:22] N**
Wow!
**[14:24] N**
Gedomaru isn't letting Doman escape!
**[14:28] Gintoki**
Hey you.
**[14:29] Gintoki**
I hear you're Ms. Ketsuno's ex-husband.
**[14:32] Gintoki**
If you're her ex-husband,
**[14:34] Gintoki**
that means you've done this and that
**[14:39] Gintoki**
and all kinds of
**[14:42] Gintoki**
weather phenomena with
her! Is that it? Huh?!
**[14:46] Gintoki**
All kinds of thunderstorm warnings?!
**[14:49] Gintoki**
All kinds of flood warnings?!
**[14:55] Gedomaru**
Master Gintoki, now is your chance!
**[14:57] Gintoki**
Right on! Time to finish this!
**[14:59] Gintoki**
The Ketsuno Style Ultimate Attack!
**[15:01] Gintoki**
Ketsuno(Ass) Bomber!
**[15:06] N**
An explosive deadly attack!
**[15:08] N**
Doman has already lost...
**[15:11] Gintoki**
He dis-
**[15:12] Gintoki**
-appeared?!
**[15:16] Gedomaru**
Oh. Sorry, Master Gintoki.
**[15:21] Shinpachi**
What's going on?
**[15:23] Shinpachi**
Where's Doman-san?
**[15:25] Doman**
Fools.
**[15:27] Doman**
Did you fall under my spell?
**[15:29] Doman**
Can't you tell?
**[15:31] Doman**
You were fighting a mere illusion.
**[15:35] Doman**
I haven't moved a single
step from this spot.
**[15:39] Shinpachi**
An illusion?!
**[15:40] Doman**
You can't even touch me,
much less hurt me.
**[15:46] Soan**
Uh, Lord Doman...
**[15:48] Soan**
There's something dripping
from your ass.
**[15:50] Doman**
It's not what you think.
**[15:51] Doman**
This is just chronic hemorrhoids, I swear.
**[15:56] Doman**
No, I'm serious!
**[15:58] Doman**
What's with those looks?!
**[15:59] Doman**
Okay, fine! I'll show you then!
**[16:02] Doman**
I'll show you my perfect
hemorrhoids as proof!
**[16:05] N**
Doman used an illusion,
**[16:06] N**
but he appears to have suffered
severe damage to his anus.
**[16:09] Shinpachi**
What was the point in using an illusion?!
**[16:12] Doman**
Finish them off while I put
some medicine on my ass.
**[16:16] Doman**
The enemy is on its last legs.
**[16:18] Doman**
Finish off the small fry
and draw Seimei out.
**[16:22] Soan**
I summon you, Bontenmaru!
**[16:26] Gedomaru**
Master Gintoki, get a grip.
**[16:29] Gedomaru**
You're going to be killed if
you don't do something.
**[16:31] Gedomaru**
Anything I can do?
**[16:32] Gintoki**
M-My balls...
**[16:34] Gintoki**
A hernia...
**[16:37] Gintoki**
Push them back...
**[16:38] ---**
Back down please...
**[16:40] Gintoki**
to their original throne...
**[16:43] Gedomaru**
This is no time for you making jokes.
**[16:45] Gedomaru**
Will hitting your back work?
**[16:47] Gintoki**
Y-Yes...
**[16:49] Gintoki**
Please do...
**[16:50] Gintoki**
Hurry...!
**[16:54] Gedomaru**
Come back, xxxxicles!
**[16:57] Gintoki**
How far were you trying to
push it back down to?!
**[17:00] Gedomaru**
Well, I had to deliver
an equivalent shock.
**[17:03] Gintoki**
You were going to drop my life
before you dropped my balls...
**[17:07] Gintoki**
Trying to beat me to death?
**[17:10] Gintoki**
Huh?
**[17:11] Gintoki**
Hold on a second.
**[17:12] Gintoki**
Isn't this...
**[17:14] Gintoki**
You didn't just drop my balls!
**[17:16] Gintoki**
They're rolling around on the floor!
**[17:19] Shinpachi**
How is it even possible for
your balls to fall out?!
**[17:23] Gintoki**
What are you going to do about this?!
**[17:25] Gintoki**
Fix this!
**[17:26] Gintoki**
Put them back!
**[17:28] Gedomaru**
I'm busy.
**[17:30] Gedomaru**
Lord Seimei, please assist.
**[17:32] Seimei**
Bah, I suppose I have no choice.
**[17:34] N**
Oh! Amazing!
**[17:36] N**
Seimei has instantly restored the balls to
their throne without entering the ring!
**[17:42] Doman**
I won't let that happen!
**[17:46] Seimei**
Don't interfere, Doman!
**[17:47] Doman**
I won't let you have your way, Seimei!
**[17:51] N**
An unexpected battle has
erupted outside the ring!
**[17:55] N**
Seimei and Doman
**[17:57] N**
are engaged in an intense battle over xxxxicles
that can't be followed by the naked eye!
**[18:02] Gintoki**
The hell are you people
doing with my balls?!
**[18:04] Seimei**
Curse you! Go up!
**[18:06] Doman**
Down you go!
**[18:07] Seimei**
I fake up and go down!
**[18:08] Doman**
I fake down and go down!
**[18:11] Seimei**
I go straight down!
**[18:12] Gintoki**
Ow, ow, ow!
**[18:13] Gintoki**
Hey, freaks!
**[18:14] Gintoki**
You're both just smashing
them against the floor!
**[18:17] Seimei**
There's no end to this.
**[18:19] Seimei**
Doman, I have a proposal.
**[18:21] Doman**
What is it, Seimei?
**[18:23] Seimei**
There are two balls.
**[18:25] Seimei**
I will take the right,
**[18:27] Seimei**
while you take the left.
**[18:29] Seimei**
Each in control of one.
**[18:30] Gintoki**
Why?!
**[18:32] Gintoki**
Why are you dividing up my balls?!
**[18:34] Doman**
Amusing.
**[18:35] Doman**
A battle where we each control
one ball and make them fight.
**[18:40] Gintoki**
Why are you making them fight?!
**[18:41] Gintoki**
What kind of fight is this?!
**[18:43] Doman**
Go, Sasuke!
***SIGN*** [Note: From manga "Sket Dance". Not from Naruto.] [GTO1 - Sasuke - Taste in ladies: kind girls.]
**[18:44] Gintoki**
Who the hell is Sasuke?!
**[18:46] Seimei**
Go, Yusuke!
***SIGN*** [Note: Lead character of manga "Sket Dance".] [GTO2 - Yusuke - Taste in ladies: ?????]
***SIGN*** [Note: Each name contains kanji for left and right.] [GTO2 - Yusuke - Taste in ladies: ?????]
**[18:47] Gintoki**
Don't name them by which
side they're on!
**[18:49] N**
Oh! We have a second intense
battle outside the ring!
**[18:54] Gintoki**
Ow!
**[18:54] Gintoki**
Cut that out, damn it!
**[18:56] N**
They are channeling the xxxxicles!
**[18:57] N**
A proxy battle through xxxxicles!
**[19:00] N**
Ball crashing against ball!
**[19:03] N**
Will the right one reach the throne?!
Or will the left one prevail?!
**[19:07] Gintoki**
Send them both back!
**[19:08] Gintoki**
Ouch! Ouch!
**[19:10] Gintoki**
They're being crushed!
**[19:10] Gintoki**
Please stop!
**[19:12] Gintoki**
Get along with each other!
**[19:13] Gintoki**
You two are twins, remember?!
**[19:16] Gintoki**
The Sket-dan and student council
may do different things,
***SIGN*** [Note: Referring to a storyline from "Sket Dance".]
**[19:18] Gintoki**
but they both want to help
people in the end!
**[19:21] Gintoki**
Somebody stop this fight!
**[19:30] Gedomaru**
Will that do it?
**[19:36] N**
Crushed!
**[19:37] N**
Sakata won't be able
to recover from this!
**[19:40] Kagura**
Kin-chan!
**[19:41] Shinpachi**
Who are you calling Kin-chan?
**[19:42] N**
Starting the count!
**[19:44] Bon**
Who needs a count?!
**[19:46] Bon**
I'll crush his head and toss
him out of the ring!
**[19:49] Seimei**
Gedomaru!
**[19:51] N**
Team Ketsuno has successfully
pulled off a switch with Seimei!
**[19:56] Seimei**
Hey! Get a grip!
**[19:57] Gedomaru**
Master Gintoki.
**[19:58] Kagura**
Kin-chan!
**[19:59] N**
However, Sakata is not coming to!
**[20:01] N**
He may never stand again.
**[20:03] N**
If you get my drift.
**[20:05] Seimei**
Forgive me for letting this go this far...
**[20:08] Seimei**
If I wasn't a failure...
**[20:10] Seimei**
There's still hope if we hurry!
**[20:12] Seimei**
I summon you, Kuzunoha!
**[20:18] Kuzu**
You called, Lord Seimei?
**[20:20] Seimei**
Kuzunoha, join Gedomaru
in healing this man.
**[20:24] Seimei**
You take Sasuke while Gedomaru
takes Bossun.
***SIGN*** [Note: Bossun=Yusuke's nickname.]
**[20:27] Kuzu**
Very well.
**[20:28] Kuzu**
And who the hell is Bossun?!
**[20:30] Gedomaru**
Lord Seimei.
**[20:32] Seimei**
Do not fear.
**[20:34] Seimei**
Leave the rest to me.
**[20:37] Doman**
Have you lost your mind, Seimei?
**[20:39] Doman**
Your shikigami have been dispatched
all over Edo, limiting your powers,
**[20:44] Doman**
and now you use your last
one on another person?
**[20:48] Doman**
An Onmyoji without shikigami is
like a samurai without his sword!
**[20:52] Doman**
You believe you can defeat
Bontenmaru bare-handed?!
**[20:58] Shinpachi**
Seimei-san!
**[21:02] Seimei**
I can no longer see...
**[21:04] ---**
Doman,
**[21:05] Seimei**
it appears that I've lost
sight of myself again.
**[21:10] Seimei**
But this time,
**[21:12] Seimei**
I care not about duty, honor,
tradition, the Bakufu...
**[21:16] Seimei**
Nor of our long struggle
with the Shirino clan...
**[21:19] Seimei**
I see nothing at all...
**[21:21] Doman**
Impossible!
**[21:23] Doman**
He withstood an attack from
a shikigami unarmed?!
**[21:25] Doman**
What's this...?!
**[21:28] Doman**
Seimei's power is rapidly growing...!
**[21:35] Doman**
You couldn't have...!
**[21:36] Doman**
Seimei, you bastard...
**[21:38] Doman**
You've unsummoned the countless
shikigami watching over Edo
**[21:42] Doman**
to focus all of your power!
**[21:45] Doman**
Your actions will cause you to be
dismissed as lead guardian of Edo!
**[21:51] Seimei**
I no longer have a need to watch over all!
**[21:54] Seimei**
I only want one thing...
**[21:58] Seimei**
I only want to see her smile...
**[22:01] Seimei**
That's all.
**[22:17] Seimei**
Come get me, Doman!
**[22:20] Seimei**
I shall show you the true power of the head
of the Ketsuno clan, Seimei Ketsuno!
***SIGN***
***SIGN***
**[24:05] Gedomaru**
That's Antenmaru...
**[24:07] Gedomaru**
He was sealed away by the Ketsuno
and Shirino clan a millennium ago.
**[24:10] Gedomaru**
Master Gintoki, this isn't the
time to be laying around.
**[24:14] Gedomaru**
The next episode...
**[24:15] Gedomaru**
"Never Losing That Smile."
***SIGN*** [The tragedy that took place between the Ketsunos and Shirinos one-thousand years ago repeats!]
***SIGN*** [Stand tall, ball-less Gin-chan, aka Kin-chan. Though the rules have been a bit strict lately, remain strong!!]
***SIGN*** [See you next time.]