E268 - An Inspector's Love Begins with an Inspection

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SIGN    Odd Jobs Gin-chan
SIGN    Yamazaki Sagaru's request: Please watch this program in a bright room and at a safe distance from your TV.
[01:31] Ymz
    Yamazaki Sagaru's observation report,
[01:33] Ymz
    week one of the stakeout mission.
[01:36] Ymz
    No signs of movement from
    Odd Jobs today, either.
SIGN    Odd Jobs Gin-chan
[01:39] Ymz
    When the vice chief found
    out that the boss here
[01:41] Ymz
    was the White Yaksha, a hero of the Joi war,
[01:44] Ymz
    he decided it was time to
    seriously keep tabs on him.
[01:46] Ymz
    But regardless of his past,
    the boss is now just a moronic bum.
SIGN    Odd Jobs Gin-chan
[01:52] Gin
    I'm hitting up the pachinko parlor.
[01:53] Ymz
    What does that make me, a guy staking
    out a bum who's bumming around?
SIGN    Odd Jobs Gin-chan
[01:58] Kag
    We're going for a walk.
[01:59] Ymz
    As time flows by meaninglessly,
[02:03] Ymz
    I find myself wondering why
    I ever became an inspector.
[02:07] Ymz
    I'm no different from that bar code reader.
[02:10] Ymz
    Every single day, all we do is take in
    what's right in front of us.
[02:15] Ymz
    Our lives pass us by as we spend them
    doing nothing but observing others.
[02:18] Cle
    Huh?
[02:20] Cle
    That's funny. It won't scan.
[02:22] Cle
    Hey, Manager! Looks like this thing's broken!
[02:26] Ymz
    This happens even to a machine.
[02:28] Ymz
    It might not be long
    before I break down, too.
[02:31] Tam
    Excuse me.
[02:32] Tam
    Could you let me see that for a second?
[02:35] Tam
    Don't worry. It's not broken.
[02:38] Tam
    It just has a bit of indigestion
    from scanning too much anpan.
[02:42] Tam
    Cheer up.
[02:44] Tam
    Your job isn't just some
    conveyor belt process.
[02:48] Tam
    We're all valuable cogs in this
    massive wheel known as society,
[02:53] Tam
    and each of us is an irreplaceable
    part of the world.
[03:00] Cle
    Oh, it works now. Thank you so much.
[03:02] Tam
    No problem. Machines can be sensitive.
[03:06] Tam
    There will be both good times and bad,
[03:08] Tam
    but please keep working
    hard at your job, okay?
[03:10] Ymz
    Okay!
[03:12] Ymz
    I'll do my best!
SIGN    An Inspector's Love Begins with an Inspection
[03:18] Ymz
    Observation report, day ten.
[03:20] Ymz
    Odd Jobs is the same as ever,
[03:23] Ymz
    and Tama-san is as lovely as ever, too.
[03:27] Ymz
    Ever since then, I've been finding
    my eyes glued to her all the time.
[03:30] Ymz
    I hated this stakeout mission,
    but now I can't tear myself away.
SIGN    Day 12
[03:35] Ymz
    Day twelve.
[03:36] Ymz
    No changes in Odd Jobs or
    Tama-san's beauty today, either.
[03:40] Ymz
    Ah, Tama-san...
[03:42] Ymz
    It looks like I've become an
    inspector of you, and you alone.
SIGN    Day 15
[03:46] Ymz
    Day fifteen.
[03:47] Ymz
    No changes in Tama-san's
    beauty today, either.
[03:50] Ymz
    Ah, Tama-san...
[03:52] Ymz
    I wanna arrest your eyes!
SIGN    Day 20
[03:54] Ymz
    Day twenty.
[03:55] Ymz
    Ah, Tama-san...
[03:57] Ymz
    Where did you come from?
    Where are you headed?
SIGN    Day 25
[04:00] Ymz
    Day twenty-five.
[04:01] Ymz
    Ah, Tama-san! Wherefore art thou, Tama-san?
SIGN    Day 30
[04:04] Ymz
    Day thirty.
[04:05] Ymz
    Ah, my T—
[04:07] Ymz
    ...esticles!
SIGN    Day 35
[04:10] Ymz
    Day thirty-five.
[04:12] Ymz
    Tama-san.
SIGN    Tama-san
[04:13] Ymz
    Tama-san...
[04:17] Ymz
    Tama-san!
[04:25] Kon
    What the hell is this?!
[04:27] Kon
    What's wrong with him?!
[04:28] Kon
    He's not doing his job at all!
[04:29] Kon
    Halfway through this report, he's observing
    nothing but Tama-san and his testicles!
[04:33] Hij
    Kondo-san...
[04:34] Hij
    Maybe we should quit being cops, and start
    up a prep school for stalkers instead.
[04:38] Kon
    Don't put me in the same class as him!
[04:40] Kon
    My stalking isn't that psychotic!
[04:43] Hij
    This isn't even a stakeout now.
[04:45] Hij
    You should put a ban on relationships
    so our squad stays on their toes.
[04:48] Kon
    Why're you trying to ruin
    my love at the same time?
[04:51] Hij
    Deal with this yourself, then.
[04:53] Hij
    As fellow stalkers, I'm sure
    you can understand each other.
[04:56] Kon
    H-Hang on, Toshi!
[04:57] Kon
    Are you telling me to
    interfere in his romance?
[04:59] Kon
    Not happening!
[05:00] Kon
    I mean, he might cast black magic on me!
[05:03] Kon
    He'll use the Whack spell!
[05:04] Kon
    Hey, Toshi!
SIGN    Snack Otose
[05:09] Oto
    Tama, light up the sign outside.
[05:11] Tama
    Sure.
[05:19] Ymz
    What am I even doing?
[05:21] Ymz
    I have to talk to her.
[05:23] Ymz
    I have to tell her that her words
    gave me strength, and thank her!
[05:27] Ymz
    But then what?
[05:29] Ymz
    I don't know anything about her.
[05:31] Ymz
    No!
[05:32] Ymz
    I cannot pretend to be a
    mere spectator any longer!
[05:36] Tam
    Oh, welcome.
[05:39] Oki
    Is the boss here?
[05:41] Tam
    Yes.
[05:41] Ymz
    Captain Okita?
[05:43] Ymz
    What's he doing here?
[05:45] Ymz
    Did he just say "boss"? Is he meeting him?
[05:58] Ymz
    H-He knows!
[06:01] Ymz
    He's the last demon on Earth
    I wanted to know about this!
[06:04] Oki
    Now that I'm here, expect smooth sailing.
[06:09] Ymz
    Wait a sec! What are you trying to pull?!
[06:12] Ymz
    I've never seen a wink that bloodshot before!
[06:15] Ymz
    Forget smooth sailing, he's gonna
    put me on a boat made of tissues!
[06:18] Ymz
    He's gonna sink me and make
    me an object of ridicule!
[06:23] Gin
    So, what do you want?
[06:25] Oki
    I'll cut right to the chase.
[06:28] Oki
    Could you let our Yamazaki
    your robot girl over there?
[06:35] Ymz
    Forget the boat made of tissues, he wrapped
    a mat around me and dumped me in the ocean!
[06:39] Gin
    What? I have no idea what
    you're talking about.
[06:42] Oki
    Y'know, the birds and the bees and all that.
[06:45] Ymz
    That wasn't his point!
[06:47] Oki
    You see, Yamazaki's been rather pent
    up lately, and it's affecting his work.
[06:53] Ymz
    Well, yeah, but couldn't you
    have worded that better?!
[06:55] Oki
    So we were hoping to borrow
    that sex toy of yours.
[06:59] Ymz
    Who're you calling a sex toy?!
[07:01] Oto
    Now, listen, you!
[07:02] Oto
    What do you think our girl is?!
[07:04] Oki
    A blow-up doll, right?
[07:07] Ymz
    Someone should blow you a clue!
[07:08] Kag
    What do you take us for?!
[07:10] Kag
    We'd never hand our poster girl
    over to the likes of you!
[07:13] Shin
    Does this mean Yamazaki-san is
    interested in Tama-san?
[07:16] Ymz
    S-Stop that, Shinpachi-kun!
    You're making me blush!
[07:18] Oki
    I brought a copy of his
    love letter, just in case.
[07:21] Oki
    I think you'll understand once you read it.
[07:23] Ymz
    That's no love letter!
[07:26] Shin
    Whoa! What is this?
[07:28] Ymz
    It's creeping them out!
[07:30] Gin
    Hang on, Okita-kun. This...
[07:32] Ymz
    And now they'll know I was staking them out!
[07:35] Gin
    Who's Yamazaki?
[07:36] Ymz
    That's what you take issue with?!
[07:37] Gin
    Is it the guy with the V-shaped hair?
[07:39] Ymz
    That's the vice chief! How short-lasting
    an impression did he leave on him?!
[07:43] Tam
    The event described here is in my data.
[07:46] Ymz
    Tama-san! You remember it?
SIGN    Anpan
[07:48] Tam
    He's the guy who destroyed a bar code
    reader with a ton of anpan, the...
SIGN    Anpan
[07:52] Tam
    enemy of machinekind.
SIGN    Danger
[07:53] Ymz
    That's how she remembers me?!
[07:54] Ymz
    She even called me an enemy!
[07:57] Gin
    There you have it.
[07:58] Gin
    You heard the lady, so
    could you please leave?
[08:00] Oki
    Now, now. Here me out here.
[08:03] Oki
    As you can see in this mob letter...
[08:05] Ymz
    What's a mob letter?! A letter
    from an extra in the mob?!
[08:08] Oki
    The Shinsengumi have been
    keeping an eye on you lately,
[08:12] Oki
    and Hijikata-san is just waiting
    for a chance to arrest you.
[08:16] Gin
    Bring it on. I'd love to see you try.
[08:18] Oki
    Well, I'm sure duking it out
    with you would be fun,
[08:21] Oki
    but I can't stand the thought of things
    going according to Hijikata-san's plans.
[08:26] Oki
    As such, why don't we resolve this issue
[08:28] Oki
    by arranging a marriage meeting
    between Yamazaki and Tama-san?
[08:37] Oki
    By becoming relatives, the Shinsengumi
    and Odd Jobs can come to a settlement,
[08:41] Oki
    and you'll be cleared of all suspicion.
[08:44] Oto
    I won't allow this!
[08:45] Oto
    You can't just rush things along without
    asking the people involved how they feel.
[08:48] Oto
    Right, Tama?
[08:49] Tam
    I don't mind.
[08:51] Oto
    See—
[08:52] ---
    What?!
[08:53] Tam
    I don't mind becoming a tool if it
    will bring the two groups together.
[08:57] Tam
    A machine would love nothing more
    than to be of use to people.
[09:01] Ymz
    Wait, this is making me look like the bad guy.
[09:04] Kag
    Tama!
[09:05] Kag
    Don't be hasty!
[09:07] Kag
    Who cares if this moron gets arrested?
[09:10] Shin
    Yeah!
[09:11] Shin
    We'll never let that plain guy have you!
[09:13] Kag
    How low could he get?
[09:14] Shin
    That monster.
[09:15] Kag
    Scumbag!
[09:16] Ymz
    I've been reduced to a scumbag!
[09:19] Gin
    But, well, if she's okay
    with it, we can't complain.
[09:22] Gin
    As her guardians, I suppose we can at
    least join you for a nice restaurant meal.
[09:26] Gin
    Oh, and you're picking up the tab.
[09:28] Oki
    I'm perfectly okay with that.
[09:30] Oki
    Even if he screws it up,
    Yamazaki will owe me for life.
[09:33] Ymz
    The real scumbags are right here!
[09:36] Kag
    Never show your face again, you scoundrel!
[09:39] Kag
    And you'd better prepare a feast!
[09:41] Tam
    I'd like some high-grade oil, too, please.
SIGN    Snack Otose
[09:45] Oki
    Well, I set the stage.
[09:47] Oki
    The rest is up to you.
[09:49] Ymz
    What are you talking about?!
[09:53] Ymz
    What has he done?
[09:55] Ymz
    I've totally become the bad guy here.
[09:58] Ymz
    She hates me.
[10:00] Ymz
    But wait...
[10:03] Ymz
    Maybe I've got no right to complain.
[10:05] Ymz
    It's not that I remained a spectator
    because I was an inspector...
[10:09] Ymz
    I chose to remain one out
    of my fear of failure.
[10:14] Ymz
    I need to make my move.
[10:16] Ymz
    I have to grab hold of my life,
[10:17] Ymz
    and her heart, with my own hands!
[10:20] Ymz
    I'll turn this crisis into an opportunity.
[10:22] Ymz
    It's time for my stakeout to end!
[10:35] Gin
    Hello. Quite the auspicious day today...
[10:46] Hij
    Uh, I have a question.
[10:49] Gin
    What is it?
SIGN    The Shinsengumi and Odd Jobs Families
[10:51] Hij
    Why is this happening?
[10:53] Gin
    Beats me.
[10:54] Hij
    Don't give me that!
[10:55] Hij
    Why do we have to have a marriage
    meeting with you chumps?
[10:58] Gin
    Right back at you.
[11:00] Gin
    You're the ones who came with this proposal.
[11:02] Hij
    Hey, Sougo! What's the meaning of this?
[11:04] Hij
    I thought I told you to deal with
    Yamazaki's stupid make-believe romance.
[11:07] Oki
    Don't ask me.
[11:09] Oki
    I was told to make Yamazaki
    focus on his work,
[11:12] Oki
    so I thought he'd settle down if
    he settled down with a woman.
[11:15] Hij
    How did you reach that conclusion?
[11:17] Hij
    What's the point of marrying into
    the house you're staking out?
[11:19] Kon
    Calm down, Toshi.
[11:21] Kon
    Think of it as an undercover investigation.
[11:23] Kon
    If he sneaks into their
    private lives as an in-law,
[11:26] Kon
    it'll be easier to get his hands on intel.
[11:28] Kon
    And if it comes down to it, I'll jump into
    Otae-san's private life and back him up.
[11:31] Hij
    What you really want to jump
    into are her private parts!
[11:36] Gin
    What are you grumbling about over there?
[11:39] Gin
    Where's the food and drink?
[11:41] Gin
    You know, we took time out of
    our busy schedules to be here
[11:44] Gin
    because you begged for our poster girl.
[11:46] Gin
    Honey, we can't give our girl
    away to these rude people, right?
[11:50] Kag
    I'm amazed these lowly civil servants
    had the gall to make a pass at her.
[11:55] Hij
    Real funny, coming from
    people always in the red!
[11:57] Hij
    You should be grateful for the chance to
    have a marriage meeting with civil servants!
[12:00] Kag
    Dear, was that slang just now?
[12:03] Kag
    It was so crude, I couldn't quite catch it.
[12:05] Gin
    Get us an interpreter!
[12:06] Gin
    We need someone well-versed
    in Chinese mafia jargon.
[12:09] Hij
    Who're you calling Chinese mafia?!
[12:11] Ymz
    I knew it. The chaperones are fighting already.
[12:15] Ymz
    If I leave it to them, this meeting
    will definitely end in failure.
[12:20] Ymz
    I'm the only one I can trust.
[12:22] Ymz
    No matter what,
[12:25] Ymz
    I must capture Tama-san's heart!
[12:30] Tam
    I'm Tama.
[12:32] Tam
    Pleased to meet you.
[12:35] Yzk
    Y-Y-Yamazaki Sagaru here.
[12:37] Yzk
    P-P-Pleased to meet you, too!
[12:40] Kon
    Wow, what a pretty young lady!
[12:43] Kon
    You've got one keen eye, Yamazaki.
[12:47] Ymz
    Incidentally, Chief, have you seen
    my right eye? I seem to have lost it.
[12:51] Gin
    She's our pride and joy, the girl we
    raised with great care, after all.
[12:54] Gin
    That aside, is your Yamazaki-san here yet?
[12:57] Ymz
    I'm already here.
[12:58] Kag
    Excuse me, waiter. Will the food be here soon?
[13:01] Ymz
    I'm not a waiter!
[13:03] Kag
    Oh, so the food was already here.
[13:06] Kag
    Dear, here's some Plain Joe Bloodied Saute.
[13:08] Ymz
    I'm not food, either!
[13:11] Shin
    Yamazaki-san, I heard that you're
    the straight man in the Shinsengumi.
[13:15] Shin
    Can't you be a bit louder?
[13:17] Shin
    Thirty points.
[13:18] Ymz
    What are you grading me on, Shinpachi-kun?
[13:21] Shin
    Is that all you have?
[13:22] Shin
    If it were me, I'd have retorted with,
    "That's rich, coming from a guy who's
[13:25] Shin
    neglecting his straight man routine."
[13:26] Kag
    This is what you can expect
    from a by-the-book public official.
[13:30] Ymz
    What's with them?
[13:32] Ymz
    Their hostility is clear as day.
[13:33] Ymz
    They're totally trying to sabotage me.
[13:35] Ymz
    I need to get it together.
[13:36] Ymz
    Damn it. I can't see through all the blood.
[13:40] Tam
    Use this, if you'd like.
[13:43] ---
    T-Tama-san!
[13:44] Tam
    Are you all right?
[13:45] Tam
    Should we call an ambulance?
[13:47] Ymz
    N-No, I'm fine.
[13:48] Ymz
    Thank you.
[13:49] Ymz
    She really is a wonderful person.
[13:51] Ymz
    She shows kindness, unlike
    the other Gintama girls.
[13:53] Ymz
    That's why I fell in—
[13:55] Hij
    Shouldn't you have offered a
    handkerchief and not tissues there?
[13:57] Hij
    It would've helped stop the bleeding, too.
[13:59] Hij
    That's weird. I heard she was a considerate
    robot maid, but that was 45 points at best.
[14:04] Ymz
    Why are you grading things, too?
[14:05] Hij
    Our job makes us prone
    to lots of open wounds.
[14:08] Hij
    We need someone capable of dealing
    with them swiftly and efficiently.
[14:10] Hij
    I think there were better options there,
    like asking a waiter for a first aid kit.
[14:17] Ymz
    What's with this petty competition?!
[14:19] Ymz
    Vice Chief, quit treating this like some
    kind of feud between mother-in-laws!
[14:22] Gin
    Excuse me, waiter.
[14:24] Gin
    That guy with the V-shaped hair
    seems to have hit his head.
[14:27] Ymz
    I told you, I'm not a waiter!
    And I'm the one with the head injury!
[14:30] Shin
    Maybe you should've let
    Hijikata-san handle that retort.
[14:34] Ymz
    Quit making things so complicated!
SIGN    Kill Kill Kill Kill
[14:35] Oki
    Hijikata-san, you should've followed
    that up and made it a double retort.
[14:39] Oki
    You're holding us back.
[14:40] Hij
    Who are you even grading?!
[14:42] Gin
    What are you on about? Do you
    have a problem with our girl?
[14:46] Hij
    What about you? Got a problem with our boy?
[14:49] Ymz
    There's so much tension in the air.
[14:51] Ymz
    This is not how marriage
    meetings are supposed to go!
[14:53] Kon
    There, there.
[14:54] Kon
    Calm down!
[14:56] W
    Thank you for waiting.
[14:58] Kon
    Oh, the food's here, everyone!
[15:02] Ymz
    This is my chance. I need to change the topic.
[15:04] Ymz
    C-Come to think of it, Tama-san,
    I saw you out shopping before.
[15:08] Ymz
    Do you cook?
[15:10] Tam
    I'm a robot maid, so I can
    handle most housework.
[15:13] Kon
    Is that so? What a capable young lady.
[15:16] Ymz
    I know, right?
[15:18] Ymz
    Great. The tide has turned.
[15:19] Hij
    Isn't that the least a
    robot should be capable of?
[15:22] Hij
    That's the type that only knows
    how to make meat and potato stew.
[15:25] Ymz
    Crap, he butted in.
[15:27] Tam
    What do the people of the
    Shinsengumi normally eat?
[15:32] Ymz
    We have a mess hall at the station,
[15:34] Ymz
    but the food isn't very good, so
    we keep going out to eat ramen.
[15:37] Gin
    Oh, boy. There it is.
[15:39] Gin
    After this, he's definitely gonna go,
[15:40] Gin
    "I wanna eat your cooking, Tama-san."
[15:44] Kag
    What? How clichéd!
[15:47] Ymz
    Like I said, quit making things complicated!
[15:49] Shin
    You already used the
    "complicated" retort earlier.
[15:52] Shin
    No vocabulary, then.
[15:53] Ymz
    How did you read my mind?!
[15:55] Kon
    Now we can't use the "I wanna
    eat your cooking" line.
[15:59] Oki
    Oh, well.
[16:00] Oki
    Skip a few steps and go with
    "I wanna eat you" instead.
[16:03] Ymz
    That's skipping too many steps!
    What kind of irresponsible advice is that?!
[16:07] Ymz
    They completely cut off my conversation.
[16:09] Ymz
    And I'd just found an opening, too.
[16:11] Tam
    But that means you have
    a very unbalanced diet.
[16:14] Tam
    If you'd like, please come to our place.
[16:17] Tam
    I'll cook for you.
[16:19] Ymz
    Tama-san!
[16:20] Ymz
    She brought up the topic herself!
    She's so considerate!
[16:23] Ymz
    R-Really?
[16:24] Tam
    Yes. I always keep nutrition
    in mind while cooking,
[16:27] Tam
    so I'm sure it'll make you feel better.
[16:29] Ymz
    Ah, Tama-san!
[16:30] Ymz
    In this maelstrom of malice,
    you are my only ray of hope!
[16:35] Kon
    Way to go, Yamazaki!
[16:37] Ymz
    I did it!
[16:38] Ymz
    My heart is overflowing with so much
    emotion, I can't eat anything right now.
[16:42] Gin
    Then we'll help ourselves.
[16:43] Ymz
    I was speaking figuratively!
[16:45] Gin
    How about it, Tama?
[16:46] Gin
    Why not treat them to your
    cooking right here and now?
[16:51] Ymz
    What? You can cook right here?
[16:53] Tam
    Well, yes.
[16:54] Tam
    I've already made preparations for dinner.
[16:57] Ymz
    I-I'd love to try it!
[16:59] Ymz
    This is like a dream come true!
[17:00] Ymz
    I never imagined I'd get to eat
    Tama-san's cooking so soon!
[17:03] Ymz
    What will she—
[17:09] Gin
    Oh, don't worry.
[17:12] Gin
    Our Tama takes ingredients into
    her body, and cooks internally.
[17:17] Gin
    Your worst fears won't
    come true, so don't worry.
[17:23] Tam
    I-It's done.
[17:26] Tam
    Help yourselves to some monja.
[17:30] Gin
    Monja, huh?
[17:32] Gin
    Looks delicious.
[17:33] Tam
    It looks better than usual today.
[17:35] Tam
    Did you do your best for Yamazaki-san?
[17:37] Gin
    Come, now. Stop teasing her, honey.
[17:41] Tam
    Feel free to dig in.
[17:44] Ymz
    O-Okay.
[17:47] Ymz
    Wait...
[17:48] Ymz
    Tama-san, is this really monja?
SIGN    It's monja.
[17:51] Ymz
    It's monja, huh?
[17:52] Ymz
    Wait. Is it?
SIGN    It's monja.
[17:54] Ymz
    Oh, okay. It's monja.
[17:55] Ymz
    Is it monja?
[17:56] Ymz
    Wait, was monja always
    such a mass of mosaics?
SIGN    It's monja.
[17:59] Tam
    What's wrong?
[18:01] Tam
    Do you have an upset stomach?
[18:02] Ymz
    No, no, no!
[18:03] Ymz
    I just thought I should etch
    this sight into my memories.
[18:06] Ymz
    Hey! I'm gonna end up hurting Tama-san!
[18:09] Ymz
    Calm down.
[18:10] Ymz
    Monja always looks kinda weird, anyway.
[18:13] Ymz
    It's all right.
[18:14] Ymz
    Tama-san would never do something like that.
[18:16] Ymz
    But my spatula's not moving!
[18:19] Ymz
    S-Somebody help!
[18:21] Hij
    Hang on a second.
[18:23] Hij
    Don't be offering us garbage like this.
[18:25] Ymz
    Vice Chief!
[18:27] Hij
    There's no mayonnaise on it.
[18:29] Ymz
    That's not the problem!
[18:31] Ymz
    I know.
[18:32] Ymz
    I-It'd be a waste to eat this all by myself.
[18:36] Ymz
    Let's all share—
[18:39] B
    It's okay. We made our own.
[18:42] Ymz
    Hey, that's sympathy puke!
[18:44] Tam
    Yamazaki-san?
[18:45] Tam
    Do you not like it after all?
[18:47] Ymz
    No, that's not it!
[18:49] Ymz
    I feel like it's too good for me.
[18:51] Ymz
    Oh, I know. Can I take it home with me?
[18:54] Ymz
    I'd like to take my time to relish the taste.
[18:56] Gin
    If you like it so much,
    take this with you, too.
[19:00] Ymz
    In the end, all of you
    guys are sympathy puking!
[19:03] Ymz
    What am I, the guy who has
    to take out the trash?
[19:04] Shin
    Yamazaki-san,
[19:06] Shin
    you should've sympathy puked
    in the middle of your reto—
[19:08] Ymz
    Okay, that's it! You're
    totally puking, aren't you?!
[19:14] Tam
    I'll go get some fresh air.
[19:21] Gin
    Well, we should get out of the way
    and leave the young 'uns to it.
[19:25] Ymz
    You decide to do this now?!
[19:27] Ymz
    You really have done nothing
    but get in the way!
[19:31] Ymz
    Tama-san, where are you?
[19:33] Ymz
    Tama-san!
[19:34] Ymz
    This is the worst.
[19:35] Ymz
    Forget capturing her heart.
    This turned into a disaster.
[19:42] Ymz
    No, that's not it.
[19:44] Ymz
    Capture her heart? Marriage meeting?
[19:48] Ymz
    In truth, none of that even mattered.
[19:51] Ymz
    All I needed to tell her was that her
    words back then gave me strength.
[19:58] Ymz
    And yet, I couldn't tell
    her something that simple.
[20:02] Ymz
    Not only that, I even hurt her.
[20:05] Ymz
    I really am such an idiot!
[20:10] Tam
    What are you doing here, Yamazaki-san?
[20:14] Tam
    You'll catch a cold.
[20:15] Ymz
    T-T-Tama-san!
[20:17] Tam
    I apologize for leaving such an
    important event midway through.
[20:23] Tam
    I remembered something important,
[20:26] Tam
    so I went to procure the ingredients.
[20:29] Tam
    Please wait one moment.
[20:35] Ymz
    H-Hey, Tama-san?
[20:40] Tam
    I don't know if it's any good,
[20:43] Tam
    but this is what you wanted, right?
[20:49] Tam
    Anpan and you really are a good fit.
[20:54] Tam
    A guardian protecting our
    society, unbeknownst to all.
[20:57] Tam
    The world may not take note of your efforts,
[21:00] Tam
    but please remember that someone,
    somewhere, is watching you.
[21:11] Tam
    Yamazaki-san?
[21:13] Tam
    Did I do something wrong again?
[21:16] Ymz
    Not at all.
[21:19] Ymz
    Thank you, Tama-san.
[21:20] Ymz
    I feel a lot better.
[21:22] ---
    Thank goodness.
[21:24] Tam
    Shall we head back, then?
[21:27] Ymz
    Nah.
[21:27] Ymz
    It's all right.
[21:29] Ymz
    I got what I came here for.
[21:31] Tam
    But what about the relationship between
    Gintoki-sama and the Shinsengumi?
[21:35] Ymz
    No need to worry.
[21:38] Ymz
    Inspector Yamazaki Sagaru will keep
    an eye on the Shinsengumi for you.
[21:46] Tam
    Keep working hard at your job, okay?
[21:48] Ymz
    Okay!
[22:02] Ymz
    U-Uh...
[22:04] Ymz
    I made you some monjayaki in return...
SIGN    Forget Dates, Remember People
    
    You Can Hide Your Porn Mags,
    But You Can't Hide Your °°°
[23:45] B
    Gin-san!
[23:46] Sei
    History lessons!
[23:47] Shin
    How to hide your porn mags!
[23:48] B
    Teach us how!
[23:49] Sign r
    The next episode is an academic (?) two-parter.
[23:49] Sign l
    History lessons and how to hide your porn mags.
[23:54] Sign r
    Watch it, 'cause it will definitely come in handy someday.
[23:57] Sign l
    ...Maybe