# E268 - An Inspector's Love Begins with an Inspection
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***SIGN*** Odd Jobs Gin-chan
***SIGN*** Yamazaki Sagaru's request: Please watch this program in a bright room and at a safe distance from your TV.
**[01:31] Ymz**
*Yamazaki Sagaru's observation report,*
**[01:33] Ymz**
*week one of the stakeout mission.*
**[01:36] Ymz**
*No signs of movement from
Odd Jobs today, either.*
***SIGN*** Odd Jobs Gin-chan
**[01:39] Ymz**
* When the vice chief found*
* out that the boss here*
**[01:41] Ymz**
*was the White Yaksha, a hero of the Joi war,*
**[01:44] Ymz**
* he decided it was time to*
* seriously keep tabs on him.*
**[01:46] Ymz**
* But regardless of his past,*
* the boss is now just a moronic bum.*
***SIGN*** Odd Jobs Gin-chan
**[01:52] Gin**
I'm hitting up the pachinko parlor.
**[01:53] Ymz**
* What does that make me, a guy staking*
* out a bum who's bumming around?*
***SIGN*** Odd Jobs Gin-chan
**[01:58] Kag**
We're going for a walk.
**[01:59] Ymz**
*As time flows by meaninglessly,*
**[02:03] Ymz**
* I find myself wondering why*
* I ever became an inspector.*
**[02:07] Ymz**
*I'm no different from that bar code reader.*
**[02:10] Ymz**
* Every single day, all we do is take in*
* what's right in front of us.*
**[02:15] Ymz**
* Our lives pass us by as we spend them*
* doing nothing but observing others.*
**[02:18] Cle**
Huh?
**[02:20] Cle**
That's funny. It won't scan.
**[02:22] Cle**
Hey, Manager! Looks like this thing's broken!
**[02:26] Ymz**
*This happens even to a machine.*
**[02:28] Ymz**
* It might not be long*
* before I break down, too.*
**[02:31] Tam**
Excuse me.
**[02:32] Tam**
Could you let me see that for a second?
**[02:35] Tam**
Don't worry. It's not broken.
**[02:38] Tam**
It just has a bit of indigestion
from scanning too much anpan.
**[02:42] Tam**
Cheer up.
**[02:44] Tam**
Your job isn't just some
conveyor belt process.
**[02:48] Tam**
We're all valuable cogs in this
massive wheel known as society,
**[02:53] Tam**
and each of us is an irreplaceable
part of the world.
**[03:00] Cle**
Oh, it works now. Thank you so much.
**[03:02] Tam**
No problem. Machines can be sensitive.
**[03:06] Tam**
There will be both good times and bad,
**[03:08] Tam**
but please keep working
hard at your job, okay?
**[03:10] Ymz**
Okay!
**[03:12] Ymz**
I'll do my best!
***SIGN*** An Inspector's Love Begins with an Inspection
**[03:18] Ymz**
*Observation report, day ten.*
**[03:20] Ymz**
*Odd Jobs is the same as ever,*
**[03:23] Ymz**
*and Tama-san is as lovely as ever, too.*
**[03:27] Ymz**
* Ever since then, I've been finding*
* my eyes glued to her all the time.*
**[03:30] Ymz**
* I hated this stakeout mission,*
* but now I can't tear myself away.*
***SIGN*** Day 12
**[03:35] Ymz**
*Day twelve.*
**[03:36] Ymz**
* No changes in Odd Jobs or*
* Tama-san's beauty today, either.*
**[03:40] Ymz**
*Ah, Tama-san...*
**[03:42] Ymz**
* It looks like I've become an*
* inspector of you, and you alone.*
***SIGN*** Day 15
**[03:46] Ymz**
*Day fifteen.*
**[03:47] Ymz**
* No changes in Tama-san's*
* beauty today, either.*
**[03:50] Ymz**
*Ah, Tama-san...*
**[03:52] Ymz**
*I wanna arrest your eyes!*
***SIGN*** Day 20
**[03:54] Ymz**
*Day twenty.*
**[03:55] Ymz**
*Ah, Tama-san...*
**[03:57] Ymz**
* Where did you come from?*
* Where are you headed?*
***SIGN*** Day 25
**[04:00] Ymz**
*Day twenty-five.*
**[04:01] Ymz**
*Ah, Tama-san! Wherefore art thou, Tama-san?*
***SIGN*** Day 30
**[04:04] Ymz**
*Day thirty.*
**[04:05] Ymz**
Ah, my T—
**[04:07] Ymz**
...esticles!
***SIGN*** Day 35
**[04:10] Ymz**
*Day thirty-five.*
**[04:12] Ymz**
Tama-san.
***SIGN*** Tama-san
**[04:13] Ymz**
Tama-san...
**[04:17] Ymz**
Tama-san!
**[04:25] Kon**
What the hell is this?!
**[04:27] Kon**
What's wrong with him?!
**[04:28] Kon**
He's not doing his job at all!
**[04:29] Kon**
Halfway through this report, he's observing
nothing but Tama-san and his testicles!
**[04:33] Hij**
Kondo-san...
**[04:34] Hij**
Maybe we should quit being cops, and start
up a prep school for stalkers instead.
**[04:38] Kon**
Don't put me in the same class as him!
**[04:40] Kon**
My stalking isn't that psychotic!
**[04:43] Hij**
This isn't even a stakeout now.
**[04:45] Hij**
You should put a ban on relationships
so our squad stays on their toes.
**[04:48] Kon**
Why're you trying to ruin
*my* love at the same time?
**[04:51] Hij**
Deal with this yourself, then.
**[04:53] Hij**
As fellow stalkers, I'm sure
you can understand each other.
**[04:56] Kon**
H-Hang on, Toshi!
**[04:57] Kon**
Are you telling me to
interfere in his romance?
**[04:59] Kon**
Not happening!
**[05:00] Kon**
I mean, he might cast black magic on me!
**[05:03] Kon**
He'll use the Whack spell!
**[05:04] Kon**
Hey, Toshi!
***SIGN*** Snack Otose
**[05:09] Oto**
Tama, light up the sign outside.
**[05:11] Tama**
Sure.
**[05:19] Ymz**
*What am I even doing?*
**[05:21] Ymz**
*I have to talk to her.*
**[05:23] Ymz**
* I have to tell her that her words*
* gave me strength, and thank her!*
**[05:27] Ymz**
*But then what?*
**[05:29] Ymz**
*I don't know anything about her.*
**[05:31] Ymz**
*No!*
**[05:32] Ymz**
* I cannot pretend to be a*
* mere spectator any longer!*
**[05:36] Tam**
Oh, welcome.
**[05:39] Oki**
Is the boss here?
**[05:41] Tam**
Yes.
**[05:41] Ymz**
*Captain Okita?*
**[05:43] Ymz**
*What's he doing here?*
**[05:45] Ymz**
*Did he just say "boss"? Is he meeting him?*
**[05:58] Ymz**
*H-He knows!*
**[06:01] Ymz**
* He's the last demon on Earth*
* I wanted to know about this!*
**[06:04] Oki**
Now that I'm here, expect smooth sailing.
**[06:09] Ymz**
*Wait a sec! What are you trying to pull?!*
**[06:12] Ymz**
*I've never seen a wink that bloodshot before!*
**[06:15] Ymz**
* Forget smooth sailing, he's gonna*
* put me on a boat made of tissues!*
**[06:18] Ymz**
* He's gonna sink me and make*
* me an object of ridicule!*
**[06:23] Gin**
So, what do you want?
**[06:25] Oki**
I'll cut right to the chase.
**[06:28] Oki**
Could you let our Yamazaki ****
your robot girl over there?
**[06:35] Ymz**
* Forget the boat made of tissues, he wrapped*
* a mat around me and dumped me in the ocean!*
**[06:39] Gin**
What? I have no idea what
you're talking about.
**[06:42] Oki**
Y'know, the birds and the bees and all that.
**[06:45] Ymz**
*That wasn't his point!*
**[06:47] Oki**
You see, Yamazaki's been rather pent
up lately, and it's affecting his work.
**[06:53] Ymz**
* Well, yeah, but couldn't you*
* have worded that better?!*
**[06:55] Oki**
So we were hoping to borrow
that sex toy of yours.
**[06:59] Ymz**
*Who're you calling a sex toy?!*
**[07:01] Oto**
Now, listen, you!
**[07:02] Oto**
What do you think our girl is?!
**[07:04] Oki**
A blow-up doll, right?
**[07:07] Ymz**
*Someone should blow* you *a clue!*
**[07:08] Kag**
What do you take us for?!
**[07:10] Kag**
We'd never hand our poster girl
over to the likes of you!
**[07:13] Shin**
Does this mean Yamazaki-san is
interested in Tama-san?
**[07:16] Ymz**
* S-Stop that, Shinpachi-kun!*
* You're making me blush!*
**[07:18] Oki**
I brought a copy of his
love letter, just in case.
**[07:21] Oki**
I think you'll understand once you read it.
**[07:23] Ymz**
*That's no love letter!*
**[07:26] Shin**
Whoa! What is this?
**[07:28] Ymz**
*It's creeping them out!*
**[07:30] Gin**
Hang on, Okita-kun. This...
**[07:32] Ymz**
*And now they'll know I was staking them out!*
**[07:35] Gin**
Who's Yamazaki?
**[07:36] Ymz**
*That's what you take issue with?!*
**[07:37] Gin**
Is it the guy with the V-shaped hair?
**[07:39] Ymz**
* That's the vice chief! How short-lasting*
* an impression did he leave on him?!*
**[07:43] Tam**
The event described here is in my data.
**[07:46] Ymz**
*Tama-san! You remember it?*
***SIGN*** Anpan
**[07:48] Tam**
He's the guy who destroyed a bar code
reader with a ton of anpan, the...
***SIGN*** Anpan
**[07:52] Tam**
enemy of machinekind.
***SIGN*** Danger
**[07:53] Ymz**
*That's how she remembers me?!*
**[07:54] Ymz**
*She even called me an enemy!*
**[07:57] Gin**
There you have it.
**[07:58] Gin**
You heard the lady, so
could you please leave?
**[08:00] Oki**
Now, now. Here me out here.
**[08:03] Oki**
As you can see in this mob letter...
**[08:05] Ymz**
* What's a mob letter?! A letter*
* from an extra in the mob?!*
**[08:08] Oki**
The Shinsengumi have been
keeping an eye on you lately,
**[08:12] Oki**
and Hijikata-san is just waiting
for a chance to arrest you.
**[08:16] Gin**
Bring it on. I'd love to see you try.
**[08:18] Oki**
Well, I'm sure duking it out
with you would be fun,
**[08:21] Oki**
but I can't stand the thought of things
going according to Hijikata-san's plans.
**[08:26] Oki**
As such, why don't we resolve this issue
**[08:28] Oki**
by arranging a marriage meeting
between Yamazaki and Tama-san?
**[08:37] Oki**
By becoming relatives, the Shinsengumi
and Odd Jobs can come to a settlement,
**[08:41] Oki**
and you'll be cleared of all suspicion.
**[08:44] Oto**
I won't allow this!
**[08:45] Oto**
You can't just rush things along without
asking the people involved how they feel.
**[08:48] Oto**
Right, Tama?
**[08:49] Tam**
I don't mind.
**[08:51] Oto**
See—
**[08:52] ---**
What?!
**[08:53] Tam**
I don't mind becoming a tool if it
will bring the two groups together.
**[08:57] Tam**
A machine would love nothing more
than to be of use to people.
**[09:01] Ymz**
*Wait, this is making me look like the bad guy.*
**[09:04] Kag**
Tama!
**[09:05] Kag**
Don't be hasty!
**[09:07] Kag**
Who cares if this moron gets arrested?
**[09:10] Shin**
Yeah!
**[09:11] Shin**
We'll never let that plain guy have you!
**[09:13] Kag**
How low could he get?
**[09:14] Shin**
That monster.
**[09:15] Kag**
Scumbag!
**[09:16] Ymz**
*I've been reduced to a scumbag!*
**[09:19] Gin**
But, well, if she's okay
with it, we can't complain.
**[09:22] Gin**
As her guardians, I suppose we can at
least join you for a nice restaurant meal.
**[09:26] Gin**
Oh, and you're picking up the tab.
**[09:28] Oki**
I'm perfectly okay with that.
**[09:30] Oki**
Even if he screws it up,
Yamazaki will owe me for life.
**[09:33] Ymz**
*The real scumbags are right here!*
**[09:36] Kag**
Never show your face again, you scoundrel!
**[09:39] Kag**
And you'd better prepare a feast!
**[09:41] Tam**
I'd like some high-grade oil, too, please.
***SIGN*** Snack Otose
**[09:45] Oki**
Well, I set the stage.
**[09:47] Oki**
The rest is up to you.
**[09:49] Ymz**
What are you talking about?!
**[09:53] Ymz**
*What has he done?*
**[09:55] Ymz**
*I've totally become the bad guy here.*
**[09:58] Ymz**
*She hates me.*
**[10:00] Ymz**
*But wait...*
**[10:03] Ymz**
*Maybe I've got no right to complain.*
**[10:05] Ymz**
* It's not that I remained a spectator*
* because I was an inspector...*
**[10:09] Ymz**
* I chose to remain one out*
* of my fear of failure.*
**[10:14] Ymz**
*I need to make my move.*
**[10:16] Ymz**
*I have to grab hold of my life,*
**[10:17] Ymz**
*and her heart, with my own hands!*
**[10:20] Ymz**
*I'll turn this crisis into an opportunity.*
**[10:22] Ymz**
*It's time for my stakeout to end!*
**[10:35] Gin**
Hello. Quite the auspicious day today...
**[10:46] Hij**
Uh, I have a question.
**[10:49] Gin**
What is it?
***SIGN*** The Shinsengumi and Odd Jobs Families
**[10:51] Hij**
Why is this happening?
**[10:53] Gin**
Beats me.
**[10:54] Hij**
Don't give me that!
**[10:55] Hij**
Why do we have to have a marriage
meeting with you chumps?
**[10:58] Gin**
Right back at you.
**[11:00] Gin**
You're the ones who came with this proposal.
**[11:02] Hij**
Hey, Sougo! What's the meaning of this?
**[11:04] Hij**
I thought I told you to deal with
Yamazaki's stupid make-believe romance.
**[11:07] Oki**
Don't ask me.
**[11:09] Oki**
I was told to make Yamazaki
focus on his work,
**[11:12] Oki**
so I thought he'd settle down if
he settled down with a woman.
**[11:15] Hij**
How did you reach that conclusion?
**[11:17] Hij**
What's the point of marrying into
the house you're staking out?
**[11:19] Kon**
Calm down, Toshi.
**[11:21] Kon**
Think of it as an undercover investigation.
**[11:23] Kon**
If he sneaks into their
private lives as an in-law,
**[11:26] Kon**
it'll be easier to get his hands on intel.
**[11:28] Kon**
And if it comes down to it, I'll jump into
Otae-san's private life and back him up.
**[11:31] Hij**
What you really want to jump
into are her private *parts*!
**[11:36] Gin**
What are you grumbling about over there?
**[11:39] Gin**
Where's the food and drink?
**[11:41] Gin**
You know, we took time out of
our busy schedules to be here
**[11:44] Gin**
because you begged for our poster girl.
**[11:46] Gin**
Honey, we can't give our girl
away to these rude people, right?
**[11:50] Kag**
I'm amazed these lowly civil servants
had the gall to make a pass at her.
**[11:55] Hij**
Real funny, coming from
people always in the red!
**[11:57] Hij**
You should be grateful for the chance to
have a marriage meeting with civil servants!
**[12:00] Kag**
Dear, was that slang just now?
**[12:03] Kag**
It was so crude, I couldn't quite catch it.
**[12:05] Gin**
Get us an interpreter!
**[12:06] Gin**
We need someone well-versed
in Chinese mafia jargon.
**[12:09] Hij**
Who're you calling Chinese mafia?!
**[12:11] Ymz**
*I knew it. The chaperones are fighting already.*
**[12:15] Ymz**
* If I leave it to them, this meeting*
* will definitely end in failure.*
**[12:20] Ymz**
*I'm the only one I can trust.*
**[12:22] Ymz**
*No matter what,*
**[12:25] Ymz**
*I must capture Tama-san's heart!*
**[12:30] Tam**
I'm Tama.
**[12:32] Tam**
Pleased to meet you.
**[12:35] Yzk**
Y-Y-Yamazaki Sagaru here.
**[12:37] Yzk**
P-P-Pleased to meet you, too!
**[12:40] Kon**
Wow, what a pretty young lady!
**[12:43] Kon**
You've got one keen eye, Yamazaki.
**[12:47] Ymz**
Incidentally, Chief, have you seen
my right eye? I seem to have lost it.
**[12:51] Gin**
She's our pride and joy, the girl we
raised with great care, after all.
**[12:54] Gin**
That aside, is your Yamazaki-san here yet?
**[12:57] Ymz**
I'm already here.
**[12:58] Kag**
Excuse me, waiter. Will the food be here soon?
**[13:01] Ymz**
I'm not a waiter!
**[13:03] Kag**
Oh, so the food was already here.
**[13:06] Kag**
Dear, here's some Plain Joe Bloodied Saute.
**[13:08] Ymz**
I'm not food, either!
**[13:11] Shin**
Yamazaki-san, I heard that you're
the straight man in the Shinsengumi.
**[13:15] Shin**
Can't you be a bit louder?
**[13:17] Shin**
Thirty points.
**[13:18] Ymz**
What are you grading me on, Shinpachi-kun?
**[13:21] Shin**
Is that all you have?
**[13:22] Shin**
If it were me, I'd have retorted with,
"That's rich, coming from a guy who's
**[13:25] Shin**
neglecting his straight man routine."
**[13:26] Kag**
This is what you can expect
from a by-the-book public official.
**[13:30] Ymz**
*What's with them?*
**[13:32] Ymz**
*Their hostility is clear as day.*
**[13:33] Ymz**
*They're totally trying to sabotage me.*
**[13:35] Ymz**
*I need to get it together.*
**[13:36] Ymz**
*Damn it. I can't see through all the blood.*
**[13:40] Tam**
Use this, if you'd like.
**[13:43] ---**
*T-Tama-san!*
**[13:44] Tam**
Are you all right?
**[13:45] Tam**
Should we call an ambulance?
**[13:47] Ymz**
N-No, I'm fine.
**[13:48] Ymz**
Thank you.
**[13:49] Ymz**
*She really is a wonderful person.*
**[13:51] Ymz**
* She shows kindness, unlike*
* the other Gintama girls.*
**[13:53] Ymz**
*That's why I fell in—*
**[13:55] Hij**
Shouldn't you have offered a
handkerchief and not tissues there?
**[13:57] Hij**
It would've helped stop the bleeding, too.
**[13:59] Hij**
That's weird. I heard she was a considerate
robot maid, but that was 45 points at best.
**[14:04] Ymz**
*Why are you grading things, too?*
**[14:05] Hij**
Our job makes us prone
to lots of open wounds.
**[14:08] Hij**
We need someone capable of dealing
with them swiftly and efficiently.
**[14:10] Hij**
I think there were better options there,
like asking a waiter for a first aid kit.
**[14:17] Ymz**
*What's with this petty competition?!*
**[14:19] Ymz**
* Vice Chief, quit treating this like some*
* kind of feud between mother-in-laws!*
**[14:22] Gin**
Excuse me, waiter.
**[14:24] Gin**
That guy with the V-shaped hair
seems to have hit his head.
**[14:27] Ymz**
I told you, I'm not a waiter!
And I'm the one with the head injury!
**[14:30] Shin**
Maybe you should've let
Hijikata-san handle that retort.
**[14:34] Ymz**
Quit making things so complicated!
***SIGN*** Kill Kill Kill Kill
**[14:35] Oki**
Hijikata-san, you should've followed
that up and made it a double retort.
**[14:39] Oki**
You're holding us back.
**[14:40] Hij**
Who are you even grading?!
**[14:42] Gin**
What are you on about? Do you
have a problem with our girl?
**[14:46] Hij**
What about you? Got a problem with our boy?
**[14:49] Ymz**
*There's so much tension in the air.*
**[14:51] Ymz**
* This is not how marriage*
* meetings are supposed to go!*
**[14:53] Kon**
There, there.
**[14:54] Kon**
Calm down!
**[14:56] W**
Thank you for waiting.
**[14:58] Kon**
Oh, the food's here, everyone!
**[15:02] Ymz**
*This is my chance. I need to change the topic.*
**[15:04] Ymz**
C-Come to think of it, Tama-san,
I saw you out shopping before.
**[15:08] Ymz**
Do you cook?
**[15:10] Tam**
I'm a robot maid, so I can
handle most housework.
**[15:13] Kon**
Is that so? What a capable young lady.
**[15:16] Ymz**
I know, right?
**[15:18] Ymz**
*Great. The tide has turned.*
**[15:19] Hij**
Isn't that the least a
robot should be capable of?
**[15:22] Hij**
That's the type that only knows
how to make meat and potato stew.
**[15:25] Ymz**
*Crap, he butted in.*
**[15:27] Tam**
What do the people of the
Shinsengumi normally eat?
**[15:32] Ymz**
We have a mess hall at the station,
**[15:34] Ymz**
but the food isn't very good, so
we keep going out to eat ramen.
**[15:37] Gin**
Oh, boy. There it is.
**[15:39] Gin**
After this, he's definitely gonna go,
**[15:40] Gin**
"I wanna eat your cooking, Tama-san."
**[15:44] Kag**
What? How clichéd!
**[15:47] Ymz**
*Like I said, quit making things complicated!*
**[15:49] Shin**
You already used the
"complicated" retort earlier.
**[15:52] Shin**
No vocabulary, then.
**[15:53] Ymz**
*How did you read my mind?!*
**[15:55] Kon**
Now we can't use the "I wanna
eat your cooking" line.
**[15:59] Oki**
Oh, well.
**[16:00] Oki**
Skip a few steps and go with
"I wanna eat you" instead.
**[16:03] Ymz**
* That's skipping too many steps!*
* What kind of irresponsible advice is that?!*
**[16:07] Ymz**
*They completely cut off my conversation.*
**[16:09] Ymz**
*And I'd just found an opening, too.*
**[16:11] Tam**
But that means you have
a very unbalanced diet.
**[16:14] Tam**
If you'd like, please come to our place.
**[16:17] Tam**
I'll cook for you.
**[16:19] Ymz**
*Tama-san!*
**[16:20] Ymz**
* She brought up the topic herself!*
* She's so considerate!*
**[16:23] Ymz**
R-Really?
**[16:24] Tam**
Yes. I always keep nutrition
in mind while cooking,
**[16:27] Tam**
so I'm sure it'll make you feel better.
**[16:29] Ymz**
*Ah, Tama-san!*
**[16:30] Ymz**
* In this maelstrom of malice,*
* you are my only ray of hope!*
**[16:35] Kon**
Way to go, Yamazaki!
**[16:37] Ymz**
I did it!
**[16:38] Ymz**
My heart is overflowing with so much
emotion, I can't eat anything right now.
**[16:42] Gin**
Then we'll help ourselves.
**[16:43] Ymz**
I was speaking figuratively!
**[16:45] Gin**
How about it, Tama?
**[16:46] Gin**
Why not treat them to your
cooking right here and now?
**[16:51] Ymz**
What? You can cook right here?
**[16:53] Tam**
Well, yes.
**[16:54] Tam**
I've already made preparations for dinner.
**[16:57] Ymz**
I-I'd love to try it!
**[16:59] Ymz**
*This is like a dream come true!*
**[17:00] Ymz**
* I never imagined I'd get to eat*
* Tama-san's cooking so soon!*
**[17:03] Ymz**
*What will she—*
**[17:09] Gin**
Oh, don't worry.
**[17:12] Gin**
Our Tama takes ingredients into
her body, and cooks internally.
**[17:17] Gin**
Your worst fears won't
come true, so don't worry.
**[17:23] Tam**
I-It's done.
**[17:26] Tam**
Help yourselves to some monja.
**[17:30] Gin**
Monja, huh?
**[17:32] Gin**
Looks delicious.
**[17:33] Tam**
It looks better than usual today.
**[17:35] Tam**
Did you do your best for Yamazaki-san?
**[17:37] Gin**
Come, now. Stop teasing her, honey.
**[17:41] Tam**
Feel free to dig in.
**[17:44] Ymz**
O-Okay.
**[17:47] Ymz**
*Wait...*
**[17:48] Ymz**
*Tama-san, is this really monja?*
***SIGN*** It's monja.
**[17:51] Ymz**
*It's monja, huh?*
**[17:52] Ymz**
*Wait. Is it?*
***SIGN*** It's monja.
**[17:54] Ymz**
*Oh, okay. It's monja.*
**[17:55] Ymz**
*Is it monja?*
**[17:56] Ymz**
* Wait, was monja always*
* such a mass of mosaics?*
***SIGN*** It's monja.
**[17:59] Tam**
What's wrong?
**[18:01] Tam**
Do you have an upset stomach?
**[18:02] Ymz**
No, no, no!
**[18:03] Ymz**
I just thought I should etch
this sight into my memories.
**[18:06] Ymz**
*Hey! I'm gonna end up hurting Tama-san!*
**[18:09] Ymz**
*Calm down.*
**[18:10] Ymz**
*Monja always looks kinda weird, anyway.*
**[18:13] Ymz**
*It's all right.*
**[18:14] Ymz**
*Tama-san would never do something like that.*
**[18:16] Ymz**
*But my spatula's not moving!*
**[18:19] Ymz**
*S-Somebody help!*
**[18:21] Hij**
Hang on a second.
**[18:23] Hij**
Don't be offering us garbage like this.
**[18:25] Ymz**
*Vice Chief!*
**[18:27] Hij**
There's no mayonnaise on it.
**[18:29] Ymz**
*That's not the problem!*
**[18:31] Ymz**
*I know.*
**[18:32] Ymz**
I-It'd be a waste to eat this all by myself.
**[18:36] Ymz**
Let's all share—
**[18:39] B**
It's okay. We made our own.
**[18:42] Ymz**
*Hey, that's sympathy puke!*
**[18:44] Tam**
Yamazaki-san?
**[18:45] Tam**
Do you not like it after all?
**[18:47] Ymz**
No, that's not it!
**[18:49] Ymz**
I feel like it's too good for me.
**[18:51] Ymz**
Oh, I know. Can I take it home with me?
**[18:54] Ymz**
I'd like to take my time to relish the taste.
**[18:56] Gin**
If you like it so much,
take this with you, too.
**[19:00] Ymz**
* In the end, all of you*
* guys are sympathy puking!*
**[19:03] Ymz**
* What am I, the guy who has*
* to take out the trash?*
**[19:04] Shin**
Yamazaki-san,
**[19:06] Shin**
you should've sympathy puked
in the middle of your reto—
**[19:08] Ymz**
* Okay, that's it! You're*
* totally puking, aren't you?!*
**[19:14] Tam**
I'll go get some fresh air.
**[19:21] Gin**
Well, we should get out of the way
and leave the young 'uns to it.
**[19:25] Ymz**
You decide to do this *now*?!
**[19:27] Ymz**
You really have done nothing
but get in the way!
**[19:31] Ymz**
Tama-san, where are you?
**[19:33] Ymz**
Tama-san!
**[19:34] Ymz**
*This is the worst.*
**[19:35] Ymz**
* Forget capturing her heart.*
* This turned into a disaster.*
**[19:42] Ymz**
*No, that's not it.*
**[19:44] Ymz**
*Capture her heart? Marriage meeting?*
**[19:48] Ymz**
*In truth, none of that even mattered.*
**[19:51] Ymz**
* All I needed to tell her was that her*
* words back then gave me strength.*
**[19:58] Ymz**
* And yet, I couldn't tell*
* her something that simple.*
**[20:02] Ymz**
*Not only that, I even hurt her.*
**[20:05] Ymz**
*I really am such an idiot!*
**[20:10] Tam**
What are you doing here, Yamazaki-san?
**[20:14] Tam**
You'll catch a cold.
**[20:15] Ymz**
T-T-Tama-san!
**[20:17] Tam**
I apologize for leaving such an
important event midway through.
**[20:23] Tam**
I remembered something important,
**[20:26] Tam**
so I went to procure the ingredients.
**[20:29] Tam**
Please wait one moment.
**[20:35] Ymz**
H-Hey, Tama-san?
**[20:40] Tam**
I don't know if it's any good,
**[20:43] Tam**
but this is what you wanted, right?
**[20:49] Tam**
Anpan and you really are a good fit.
**[20:54] Tam**
A guardian protecting our
society, unbeknownst to all.
**[20:57] Tam**
The world may not take note of your efforts,
**[21:00] Tam**
but please remember that someone,
somewhere, is watching you.
**[21:11] Tam**
Yamazaki-san?
**[21:13] Tam**
Did I do something wrong again?
**[21:16] Ymz**
Not at all.
**[21:19] Ymz**
Thank you, Tama-san.
**[21:20] Ymz**
I feel a lot better.
**[21:22] ---**
Thank goodness.
**[21:24] Tam**
Shall we head back, then?
**[21:27] Ymz**
Nah.
**[21:27] Ymz**
It's all right.
**[21:29] Ymz**
I got what I came here for.
**[21:31] Tam**
But what about the relationship between
Gintoki-sama and the Shinsengumi?
**[21:35] Ymz**
No need to worry.
**[21:38] Ymz**
Inspector Yamazaki Sagaru will keep
an eye on the Shinsengumi for you.
**[21:46] Tam**
Keep working hard at your job, okay?
**[21:48] Ymz**
Okay!
**[22:02] Ymz**
U-Uh...
**[22:04] Ymz**
I made you some monjayaki in return...
***SIGN*** Forget Dates, Remember People
You Can Hide Your Porn Mags,
But You Can't Hide Your °°°
**[23:45] B**
Gin-san!
**[23:46] Sei**
History lessons!
**[23:47] Shin**
How to hide your porn mags!
**[23:48] B**
Teach us how!
**[23:49] Sign r**
The next episode is an academic (?) two-parter.
**[23:49] Sign l**
History lessons and how to hide your porn mags.
**[23:54] Sign r**
Watch it, 'cause it will definitely come in handy someday.
**[23:57] Sign l**
...Maybe