E185 - The Whole Peeing on a Bee Sting Is a Myth. You’ll Get Germs, So Don’t Do It!!

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[01:30] Mayorin
    Squiggly and squirty!
[01:32] Chorus
    Mayonnaise.
[01:33] Mayorin
    Damn light yellow stuff!
[01:36] Mayorin
    Yummy, yummy.
[01:37] Chorus
    Mayonnaise.
[01:38] Mayorin
    Eggs and vinegar and oil!
[01:41] Mayorin
    Naturally delicious on salad!
[01:44] Mayorin
    Still great when sucked
    straight from the bottle!
[01:47] Mayorin
    A perfect miracle!!
[01:48] Mayorin
    Revolutionizes cooking!
[01:50] Mayorin
    Mayonnaise!
[01:52] Mayorin
    Hey, everyone!
[01:53] Mayorin
    Is everybody doing slurpingly well today?
[01:57] Mayorin
    Here's an announcement from Mayorin!
[02:00] Mayorin
    Does anybody want to know where mayonnaise
    comes from and how it gets to you?
[02:07] Mayorin
    Guess what?
[02:08] Mayorin
    Whoever finds a ticket, 1 in every 30,000 bottles,
    gets an invitation to Mayorin's home!
[02:14] Mayorin
    Mayo lovers should suck
    away to find a ticket!
[02:19] Mayorin
    I'll be waiting!
[02:21] N
    That was a squishy message for your dinner
    table from Mayorin Mayonnaise.
[02:54] Hijikata
    Mayo...rin...
SIGN    ["Hometowns and Boobs are Best Thought From Afar"]
[03:03] Hijikata
    And so starting today, amendment
    25 to bureau policy,
[03:08] Hijikata
    as you can see,
SIGN    Less than Five Mayonnaise a Day is Unacceptable.
[03:09] Hijikata
    requires each person to consume
    five bottles of mayonnaise a day!
[03:12] Shinsen
    What?!
[03:14] Hijikata
    Shut up!
[03:15] Hijikata
    This is an order from your
    Vice-commander!
[03:16] Man
    What is this?
[03:16] Man
    We were told to assemble on short
    notice for the sake of this order?
[03:19] Man
    Maybe the Vice-commander's lost his mind
    after eating too much mayonnaise...
[03:23] Okita
    Hijikata-san.
[03:24] Hijikata
    What is it, Sogo?
[03:25] Okita
    Well, I don't know what you're plotting,
[03:28] Okita
    but I can't understand why the rest of us
    have to go along with your mayo fetish.
[03:32] Hijikata
    Eh?
[03:33] Okita
    'Sides, it's got nothing to do
    with the samurai code.
[03:36] Man
    Yeah! Yeah!
[03:37] Man
    This is oppressive, even
    for the Vice-commander!
[03:39] Kondo
    Toshi, when you decide something, you need to
    explain it in a way that everyone else can accept.
[03:47] Yamazaki
    This is too much even for...
[03:47] Hijikata
    Hey, Yamazaki.
[03:49] Hijikata
    Explain this to everyone.
[03:50] Yamazaki
    Huh?!
[03:50] Yamazaki
    U-Uh, no, but...
[03:53] Yamazaki
    You never told me anything...
[03:56] Yamazaki
    In fact, I'd like to have this explained
    to me, you know...?
[04:00] Hijikata
    Hey, I'll kill you.
[04:02] Yamazaki
    Listen up, you morons!
[04:03] Yamazaki
    Ya' think keeping the streets safe is enough for us
    Shinsengumi during the time of this great recession?!
[04:08] Yamazaki
    We need to keep the economy safe too!
[04:10] Yamazaki
    Gotta do our part in building
    domestic demand!
[04:11] Yamazaki
    Consume lots of mayonnaise
    to help the economy recover!
[04:13] Yamazaki
    Our organization needs to appeal
    to the public in multiple ways!
[04:17] Yamazaki
    You got that, fools?!
[04:20] Hijikata
    Okay, good job.
[04:22] Hijikata
    Everybody who understands
    should applaud.
[04:26] Hijikata
    Applause!
[04:42] Hijikata
    Don't hold back.
[04:43] Hijikata
    There's still dessert.
[04:49] Mayorin
    Squiggly and squirty!
[04:51] Chorus
    Mayonnaise.
[04:52] Mayorin
    Damn light yellow stuff!
[04:53] Hijikata
    Damn it!
[05:04] Mayorin
    Squiggly and squirty!
[05:06] Chorus
    Mayonnaise.
[05:07] Mayorin
    Damn light yellow stuff!
[05:07] Hijikata
    I can't find one...
[05:12] Man
    Get that mayonnaise away from me!
[05:15] Man
    Ketchup... Ketchup is better...
[05:18] Mayorin
    Everybody! Have you already
    found your tickets?
[05:21] Mayorin
    There's only a little more time until
    the deadline for invitation tickets.
[05:25] Mayorin
    Hurry, hurry!
[05:28] N
    That was a smooth and shiny message for your
    dinner table from Mayorin Mayonnaise.
[05:33] Hijikata
    Why...?
[05:35] Hijikata
    Why can't I find one...?!
[05:42] Yamazaki
    What the hell?!
[05:47] Hijikata
    What's wrong, Yamazaki?!
[05:48] Yamazaki
    Vice-commander, please look at this!
[05:51] Yamazaki
    I was squeezing mayonnaise out
    when a weird piece of paper...
[05:57] Hijikata
    Th-This is!
[06:00] Hijikata
    This is it!!
[06:05] Yamazaki
    What do we do with this?
[06:07] Yamazaki
    We should probably call the manufacturer
    to complain about a foreign object...
[06:08] Hijikata
    Ya-Yamazaki, that's...
[06:12] Okita
    Congratulations.
[06:13] Yamazaki
    Huh?
[06:14] Okita
    Isn't that great, Yamazaki?
[06:16] Okita
    You can go to the mayonnaise
    factory now.
[06:18] Yamazaki
    Huh?
[06:19] Okita
    Oh? You look pale, Hijikata-san.
[06:23] Okita
    What? Did you force everybody to eat mayonnaise
    because you wanted to go to the factory?
[06:30] Okita
    Even if it means taking away someone
    else's winning ticket?
[06:33] Hijikata
    O-Of course not, you fool!
[06:35] Hijikata
    We said that it was to help
    build domestic demand!
[06:38] Hijikata
    H-He figured it out!
[06:40] Okita
    That's good to hear.
[06:42] Okita
    I couldn't imagine that the Vice-commander would
    take a winning ticket from a subordinate.
[06:48] Okita
    Then go have fun at the mayonnaise
    factory, Yamazaki.
[06:52] Yamazaki
    I-I don't really understand...
[06:55] Yamazaki
    Should I be happy about this...?
[06:59] Hijikata
    Yamazaki, you...
[07:01] Hijikata
    You're really...
[07:02] Hijikata
    No, really...
[07:04] Hijikata
    Congrats, Yamazaki!
[07:06] Yamazaki
    You're scaring me!
[07:08] Yamazaki
    Uh, you can have this if you'd like...
[07:12] Hijikata
    It's too late for that now!
[07:14] Hijikata
    'Cause you're the one who found it!
[07:16] Hijikata
    'Cause it's only natural for you to go!
[07:18] Hijikata
    'Cause I'm sure Mayorin
    is waiting for you!!
[07:21] Kondo
    Hey, don't be so stubborn, Toshi.
[07:24] Yamazaki
    Eggs...
[07:25] Hijikata
    Kondo-san...
[07:27] Kondo
    Everybody knows your
    love for mayonnaise.
[07:32] Kondo
    And we went along kind of knowing
    what this was all about.
[07:36] Kondo
    So think of that ticket as our
    blessing and accept it.
[07:45] Yamazaki
    Vice-commander...
[07:52] Hijikata
    Thank you...
[07:53] Hijikata
    All of you... Thank you so much...
[07:57] Hijikata
    Gori...
[07:57] Hijikata
    I mean, Kondo-san.
[07:59] Kondo
    Huh? Were you about to say Gorilla?
[08:02] Kondo
    After I said all those nice things, you
    were about to call me Gorilla?
SIGN    [Mayorin Mayonnaise Factory]
SIGN    [A few days later]
[09:22] Man
    Now then, members of the special field
    trip, I shall take you to the next step.
[09:26] Man
    I heard that we get mayonnaise
    as a souvenir this time!
[09:29] Man
    All right!
[09:30] Man
    These new facilities are amazing!
[09:33] Man
    Thank you for visiting today.
[09:39] Hijikata
    Ma-, Ma-...
[09:43] Hijikata
    Mayorin...
[09:47] Hijikata
    Where are you?
[09:52] Gintoki
    Ah, man. Give me a break already.
[09:55] Gintoki
    Why do I have to wear
    this suffocating thing?
[09:58] Gintoki
    My underwear is stuck
    to my ass like crazy.
[10:01] Gintoki
    It's all like, is that my underwear
    or my ass?
[10:02] Gintoki
    Like I'm it and it's me.
[10:06] Shinpachi
    We don't have a choice.
[10:07] Shinpachi
    It'll get ugly if we don't go in prepared.
[10:10] Shinpachi
    Would you rather be killed
    or have sticky underwear?
[10:13] Gintoki
    Getting rid of a beehive?
[10:15] Gintoki
    Why did you accept this job?
[10:18] Gintoki
    And from what I heard, we're up against
    their violent brothers, the wasps.
[10:23] Shinpachi
    It'll be fine.
[10:24] Shinpachi
    Since we came in full gear.
[10:26] Gintoki
    Hey, don't underestimate those wasps.
[10:29] Gintoki
    They're nothing like those soft honey
    bees making their high school debut.
[10:33] Gintoki
    These big guys aren't satisfied
    by transporting pollen.
SIGN    [Pollen]
[10:36] Gintoki
    They even carry out hits.
[10:38] Gintoki
    It'd be no problem for them to raid
    another school in small numbers,
[10:41] Gintoki
    and end up slaughtering them all.
[10:43] Gintoki
    They don't care if they knew you
    back in middle school.
[10:46] Gintoki
    Not to mention impregnate the school madonna and
    raise the young by feeding them the corpses.
[10:51] Gintoki
    They're devils.
[10:52] Gintoki
    Insane bastards.
[10:54] Gintoki
    And we're crazy enough to
    go destroy their home?
[10:58] Gintoki
    There's still time.
[10:59] Gintoki
    Let's buy some soba and sake and give
    them a warm welcome to the hood.
[11:03] Kagura
    Pathetic.
[11:05] Kagura
    They're just a bunch of bees. Bees.
[11:07] Kagura
    They might be big,
    but that's only relative.
[11:11] Shinpachi
    Seriously...
[11:12] Monk
    Ah, are you Odd Jobs?
[11:14] Monk
    Over here, over here.
[11:15] Shinpachi
    Ah, sorry to keep you waiting.
[11:18] Monk
    I apologize about making you
    come all the way out here.
[11:21] Monk
    Well, that's the one I mentioned.
[11:24] Monk
    It just popped up when I wasn't looking...
[11:27] Monk
    Can you do something about it?
SIGN    ["The Whole Peeing on a Bee Sting Is
    a Myth. You'll Get Germs, So Don't Do It!!]
[11:37] Monk
    How does it look?
[11:39] Monk
    Well, I'll leave it up to you...
[11:42] Gintoki
    What's that supposed to mean?
[11:44] Gintoki
    Are we playing "Feeling Couple" here?!
SIGN    [Note: From a 70's dating game show called "Propose Daisakusen"]
[11:45] Gintoki
    Are the two of us supposed
    to build a love nest now?!
[11:47] Gintoki
    How is that a beehive?!
[11:49] Gintoki
    More like a salamander nest!
[11:51] Monk
    F-Forgive me!
[11:52] Monk
    But, there wasn't anything
    there last night.
[11:55] Monk
    These popped up all over
    the place overnight.
[11:58] Gintoki
    What kind of world would have bees that
    could build a nest like that in one night?
[12:02] Gintoki
    Is the queen a slave driver?
[12:03] Kagura
    You shouldn't be talking when
    you don't even pay us.
[12:06] Shinpachi
    Master Monk, I'm sorry to say
    that this isn't from Earth.
[12:10] Shinpachi
    It's an alien species.
[12:12] Shinpachi
    It's too dangerous.
[12:13] Shinpachi
    We can't handle it.
[12:15] Monk
    Could you please deal with it?
[12:17] Monk
    Consider my occupation...
[12:19] Monk
    I couldn't take a life.
[12:21] Gintoki
    But you're okay with humans dying?
[12:23] Gintoki
    You're okay with us being incinerated
    by salamanders?!
[12:25] Monk
    This will be a nuisance to the
    neighbors if I leave it alone.
[12:28] Monk
    I beg of you.
[12:29] Monk
    We shall also cheer you on.
[12:31] Monk
    We shall pray for you.
[12:33] Gintoki
    Stop the chanting!
[12:34] Gintoki
    That's bad luck!
[12:35] Monk
    Then rap should be okay.
[12:38] Monk
    Hey!
[12:38] Monk
    They'll do it if we rap!
[12:40] Gintoki
    Ah, hey! Wait!
[12:41] Gintoki
    What are you...
[12:43] Monk
    Right, there was a tape.
[12:43] Monk
    Yeah, yeah!
[12:44] Shinpachi
    What do we do?
[12:45] Shinpachi
    They went to get a tape deck.
[12:48] Gintoki
    We're leaving.
[12:49] Gintoki
    Who knows how big the
    bees in that thing are?
[12:53] Gintoki
    These protective suits won't do a damn.
[12:54] Gintoki
    It'll be over if they plunge into us.
[12:56] Shinpachi
    But what will happen to the
    monks if we just ignore it?
[13:00] Gintoki
    Don't worry about it.
[13:01] Gintoki
    Monks and bees get along
    well so they'll be fine.
SIGN    
[13:04] Gintoki
    Didn't Shonen Magazine
    have a "BOUZU BEE"?
[13:06] Shinpachi
    No, that was "BOYS BE..."
[13:08] Gintoki
    Same difference.
[13:09] Gintoki
    It's that manga where everyone's
    crotch stinger is twitching, right?
[13:21] Kagura
    It's over.
[13:26] Kagura
    What are you doing?
[13:28] Kagura
    Hey, Gin-chan, Shinpachi.
[13:31] Gintoki
    Don't talk to me!
[13:32] Gintoki
    I know nothing at all!
[13:34] Gintoki
    I'm a rotting corpse who has
    nothing to do with that fool!
[13:37] Gintoki
    Nothing good will come of stinging me!
[13:38] Gintoki
    I'm just a rotting corpse!
[13:39] Shinpachi
    Gin-san!
[13:40] Shinpachi
    Does playing dead work against bees?!
[13:41] Shinpachi
    I've never heard of anyone doing that!
    Are you sure about this?!
[13:43] Shinpachi
    Is it going to work?!
[13:44] Gintoki
    Don't talk to me!
[13:45] Gintoki
    Do you wanna die?!
[13:47] Gintoki
    And why are the monks
    also playing dead?!
[13:50] Gintoki
    Hey!
[13:51] Gintoki
    How dare you play dead by
    yourself after talking to me?!
SIGN    [Please take good care of the garden.]
[14:09] Shinpachi
    Huh?
[14:10] Shinpachi
    It's awfully quiet...
[14:13] Kagura
    Gin-chan, what do we do next?
[14:16] Gintoki
    Huh? I don't sense anything
    coming to attack us.
[14:18] Shinpachi
    Normally, they would come swarming out
    in a rage after that much of a mess.
[14:21] Gintoki
    I guess we should be safe.
[14:24] Gintoki
    Hey, maybe this wasn't a
    beehive to begin with?
[14:28] Shinpachi
    Huh?
[14:28] Gintoki
    I mean, who's ever heard
    of such a huge beehive?
[14:31] Shinpachi
    Then what is this?
[14:33] Gintoki
    A prank?
[14:35] Gintoki
    That monk didn't seem very nice.
[14:37] Gintoki
    The neighbors probably hate him.
[14:40] Gintoki
    Don't mess with us!
[14:41] Gintoki
    We don't have time for this crap, damn it!
[14:44] Shinpachi
    Hey! You two!
[14:52] Shinpachi
    Oh dear...
[14:54] Bee
    Whatcha doing, big guy?
[14:56] Gintoki
    Uh...
[14:57] Bee
    Don't give me that crap. I asked
    what you were doing.
[15:00] Gintoki
    Yeah... Sorry.
[15:02] Gintoki
    I didn't realize that there were
    people...bees inside.
[15:06] Bee
    I see.
[15:07] Bee
    So it's okay to kick a bee house
    if there aren't any bees inside?
[15:10] Gintoki
    N-No... Huh?
[15:11] Gintoki
    Bee?
[15:13] Gintoki
    So you're a bee?
[15:14] Gintoki
    So you're actually a bee?
[15:15] Bee
    Hey, boss!
[15:17] Bee
    The support's snapped in half!
[15:19] Gintoki
    No, you've got it wrong.
[15:20] Gintoki
    That wasn't me, it was her...
[15:21] Bee
    So the earthquake was your doing?!
[15:24] Bee
    Could you come down
    to the office with us?
[15:26] Gintoki
    H-Hold on! Hold on!
[15:28] Gintoki
    You've got it wrong!
[15:28] Kagura
    Coming through!
[15:30] Gintoki
    Coming through, my ass!
[15:31] Gintoki
    Whose fault do you think this is?!
[15:39] Kagura
    Excuse me, more honey!
[15:42] Bee
    Allow me to introduce myself.
[15:43] Bee
    I'm the young head of planet
    Royal Jelly, Hacchi (Bee).
[15:47] Bee
    Well then, we need to have a talk.
[15:50] Bee
    How ya gonna pay up for this?!
[15:52] Bee
    One or two stingers won't be enough!
[15:55] Gintoki
    Actually, we don't have
    stingers to begin with.
[15:57] Gintoki
    Uh, I don't know about your
    planetary customs,
[16:01] Gintoki
    but on Earth, we make a practice of eliminating
    beehives for safety purposes.
[16:06] Bee
    And?
[16:07] Bee
    It's our fault for building a nest on someone
    else's planet without permission?
[16:11] Gintoki
    I wouldn't say that it's your fault...
[16:12] Gintoki
    Nobody would mind if you made hives
    away from residential areas...
[16:16] Bee
    I've also got something to say to you.
[16:18] Bee
    If you want us to leave,
    shouldn't you ask?
[16:22] Bee
    Using force without even trying
    to talk things through...
[16:25] Bee
    Isn't that how the yakuza would behave?
[16:28] Bee
    Earth is a damn scary place.
[16:31] Bee
    And we aren't angry about
    our hive being ruined.
[16:35] Bee
    The youngins will have it back
    to normal in no time.
[16:39] Bee
    But some things in this world
    will never come back.
[16:47] Bee
    That earthquake sent our Lady on
    her way to the hive in the sky.
[16:55] Bee
    The old QS3 fell out of the dresser.
SIGN    [Note: Parody of PlayStation 3]
[16:57] Bee
    Forget about Qlaystation...
[16:59] Bee
    She's been sent to a completely
    different station!
[17:02] Bee
    How you gonna make up for this?!
[17:03] Bee
    The Lady was our only female!
[17:05] Bee
    We were all her sons!
[17:08] Bee
    The Queen Bee dying is the
    same as the planet dying!
[17:11] Bee
    I'm gonna stab you all dead!
[17:13] Bee
    Stab every Earthling dead
    and destroy this planet!
[17:16] Bee
    Stop that, Riki.
[17:17] Bee
    But boss!
[17:18] Bee
    You were the one who bought
    this QS3 at Akihabara!
[17:21] Bee
    Didn't I tell you?!
[17:22] Bee
    Be careful because the
    QS3 is damn heavy!
[17:25] Bee
    The QSP is better!
[17:27] Bee
    But boss! You were also obsessed
    with ChimiKiss!
SIGN    [Note: Parody of PS2 dating game KimiKiss.]
[17:30] Bee
    You so wanted to play that thing!
[17:32] Bee
    ChimiKiss was on QS2!
[17:34] Bee
    Not QS3!
[17:35] Bee
    Besides, I wouldn't bother
    with that pussy crap!
[17:38] Bee
    It was Fetal Gear!
SIGN    [Note: Parody of the Metal Gear Series.]
[17:40] Bee
    Fetal Gear was on QS3!
[17:42] Bee
    Too bad!
[17:43] Bee
    Liar! It was Chimi Kiss!
[17:44] Bee
    What's wrong with Chimi Kiss?!
[17:46] Bee
    Berakami was also great!
SIGN    [Note: Parody of PS2 dating game Amagami.]
[17:47] Kagura
    Now, now, enough of that.
[17:49] Kagura
    Have some honey and calm
    down, for crying out loud.
[17:53] Kagura
    No more fighting, you hear?
[17:54] Bee
    Sorry.
[17:56] Shinpachi
    This is bad.
[17:57] Shinpachi
    Bad.
[17:58] Shinpachi
    What do we do, Gin-san?
[18:00] Shinpachi
    What do we do?
[18:01] Gintoki
    Uh...
[18:02] Gintoki
    So you won't need to destroy our planet if
    we do something about your queen, right?
[18:07] Gintoki
    Gotcha.
[18:08] Gintoki
    We'll be responsible for that.
[18:11] Gintoki
    In return, you'll leave if we patch
    up your queen, yeah?
[18:14] Bee
    What?! You're saying that you
    can bring the Lady back?!
[18:18] Bee
    You know what's gonna happen
    to this planet if you fail!
[18:24] Shinpachi
    Gin-san, what do you intend to do?
[18:27] Shinpachi
    The fate of the planet is in our hands.
[18:30] Gintoki
    Don't worry.
[18:31] Gintoki
    There's a way.
[18:32] Gintoki
    We just have to find another queen.
[18:35] Shinpachi
    Huh?
[18:36] Gintoki
    Did you forget?
[18:37] Monk
    These popped up all over
    the place overnight.
[18:40] Gintoki
    That wasn't the only hive
    built on these grounds.
[18:45] Gintoki
    We'll talk to the other hives and
    ask if their queens can help out.
[18:50] Shinpachi
    Is that possible?!
[18:51] Shinpachi
    Didn't you say that wasps didn't hesitate to beat
    up others who were in the same middle school?!
[18:56] Gintoki
    I brought plenty of honey
    for negotiating purposes.
[18:59] Gintoki
    They won't turn us away.
[19:00] Kagura
    Okay, I'm off then!
[19:02] Gintoki
    Wait!
[19:03] Gintoki
    You keep quiet and drink your honey.
[19:05] Gintoki
    Excuse me!
[19:06] Gintoki
    We were sent by Planet Royal Jelly!
[19:11] Shinpachi
    Huh? Are they out?
[19:12] Shinpachi
    Did they go to harvest pollen?
[19:16] Gintoki
    I'll go take a look.
[19:17] Gintoki
    Get this over with in a jiffy.
[19:19] Gintoki
    You guys better not do anything dumb.
[19:21] Gintoki
    Sit tight.
[19:22] Gintoki
    Especially you, Kagura.
[19:23] Gintoki
    Don't even twitch.
[19:25] Gintoki
    Nothing good happens when you move.
[19:43] Kagura
    Excuse me, more honey!
[19:46] Bee
    Uh...
[19:48] Bee
    How are you going to make up for
    what's happened to our Lady?
[19:52] Bee
    You killed her!
[19:53] Bee
    You actually killed her!
[19:54] Bee
    Wait. Calm down, Masa.
[19:56] Bee
    You were the one who
    bought an old Zbox!
SIGN    [Note: Parody of Xbox]
[19:57] Bee
    Didn't I tell you?!
[19:59] Bee
    Be careful because the
    Zbox is damn heavy!
[20:01] Bee
    The TS is better!
SIGN    [Note: Parody of Nintendo DS]
[20:02] Bee
    But boss, you were also obsessed
    with iDOLM@SKER!
SIGN    [Note: Parody of Xbox 360 game iDOLM@STER]
[20:05] Bee
    You so wanted to play that thing!
[20:07] Bee
    Who would bother with pussy
    crap like IM@S?!
[20:09] Bee
    It was Gears of God!
SIGN    [Note: Parody of Xbox360 game Gears of War]
[20:10] Bee
    You're obviously an IM@S fan when
    you know the abbreviation!
[20:14] Shinpachi
    Gin-san!
[20:15] Shinpachi
    What are we going to do?!
[20:16] Gintoki
    Another hive!
[20:17] Gintoki
    Find another hive quick!
[20:22] Shinpachi
    This is no good!
[20:25] Shinpachi
    She's still breathing!
[20:26] Shinpachi
    That's it!
[20:26] Shinpachi
    The Owee is lighter than the other consoles,
    so she was only slightly injured!
SIGN    [Note: Parody of Nintendo Wii]
[20:29] Shinpachi
    Hang in there, queen lady!
[20:31] Gintoki
    C'mon, we're beggin' you!
[20:32] Gintoki
    Can you take care of all those bees?!
[20:35] Gintoki
    Hey, don't die!
[20:36] Gintoki
    You're the only one left!
[20:41] Bee
    I followed you because I was worried,
[20:42] Bee
    and I've run into our blood enemies!
[20:45] Bee
    Planet Royal Pudding!
[20:46] Bee
    Why did you come to Earth?!
[20:48] Queen
    Planet Royal Jelly!
[20:50] Queen
    You were also targeting this place?!
[20:52] Bee
    I see...
[20:53] Bee
    Everybody was after the same thing.
[20:56] Bee
    Planet Royal Yogurt?!
[20:58] Bee
    There was someone else to deal with
    before we conquered this planet
[21:01] Bee
    and exterminated the human race.
[21:05] Bee
    You aren't getting this!
[21:06] Bee
    I'm not letting anyone touch this!
[21:08] Queen
    You fools...
[21:10] Bee
    The QS3...!
[21:11] Bee
    The Zbox...!
[21:13] Queen
    The Owee...!
[21:14] All
    ...is ours!
[21:24] Shinpachi
    On that day, what started
    as a beehive removal
[21:28] Shinpachi
    turned into the destruction
    of three planets.
[21:30] Shinpachi
    We inadvertently stopped their
    attempts to conquer Earth,
[21:34] Shinpachi
    but it wasn't anything to feel good about.
[21:40] Shinpachi
    One beehive
[21:41] Shinpachi
    is the same as an entire planet.
[21:44] Shinpachi
    It shouldered the burden
    of countless lives.
[21:47] Shinpachi
    Our lives were built upon as many lives
    as there were stars in the night sky.
[21:56] Monk
    Yo, Odd Jobs!
[21:58] Monk
    We ready to rap.
[22:00] Monk
    Huh? You're already done?
[22:04] Gintoki
    Chant away.
[22:05] Monk
    Huh?
[22:08] Gintoki
    Would you say a prayer for their sake?
[22:19] Gintoki
    To all living creatures in this universe...
[22:23] All
    Namu.
[22:31] Queen
    You know where they went?
[22:34] Queen
    Not the slightest.
[22:35] Queen
    Anyway, wanna go hunt
    down Queen Aragosta?
SIGN    [Note: Parody of Queen Rangosta from Monster Hunter Portable 2nd G for the PSP]
[22:38] Queen
    Let's, let's.
[22:40] Shinpachi
    They're alive.
[24:15] Okita
    Next time:
[24:16] Okita
    "Beware of Foreshadows."
[24:18] Okita
    Is that meant for me?
SIGN    [There is a "death flag" which signifies that you will die. And once you think everything is right and well...]
SIGN    [Yuden raises the deathflag and viciously sets out to get revenge.]
SIGN    [See you next time.]