E76 - "In Those Situations, Keep Quiet and Cook Red Rice With Beans"

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SIGN    [The song may have changed, but not the theme. Two butts riding tandem and the setting sun are up to spec.]
SIGN    [A strange girly man suddenly appears. His name: Kyubei Yagyu. The Yagyu Arc begins, bringing critical news!]
[01:39] Children
    Rock, paper, scissors. Yay!
[01:42] Child A
    I have to be "It"?
[01:44] Child A
    One. Two.
[01:48] Child A
    Three. Four. Five.
[01:48] Young Otae
    Stop that. Boys shouldn't cry so much. And you call yourself a samurai?
[01:53] Kyubei
    You say the same thing grandpa says, Tae-chan.
[01:56] Kyubei
    Samurai...samurai... Do samurai have to be that strong?
[02:01] Kyubei
    I always get teased-they call me "Shrimp! Shrimp!"
[02:04] Kyubei
    I'm smaller than you, Tae-chan, and you're a girl.
[02:07] Kyubei
    A shrimp weakling like me could never become a samurai.
[02:12] Young Otae
    You'll get bigger when you grow up.
[02:14] Kyubei
    No I won't. Both father and grandfather are small; my entire clan is small.
[02:19] Young Otae
    So what if you're small? Pepper grains are tiny, but they're spicy hot, right?
[02:24] Kyubei
    Tae-chan...
[02:26] Young Otae
    According to my data, more small people become company presidents and big shots.
[02:31] Kyubei
    Where did you get that data, Tae-chan?
[02:34] Young Otae
    Father tells me to be like the balls between the legs.
SIGN    [Note: This line in Japanese is "tama no koshi" which literally translate to "balls between my legs" or is a reference when a poor woman marries a rich men, thus the "Cinderella" remark.]
[02:37] Kyubei
    Don't you mean "like Cinderella"? You're mixing things up.
[02:42] Young Otae
    If you're shorter than everyone else,
[02:45] Young Otae
    then you should become a samurai with a bigger heart than everyone else, Kyu-chan.
[02:52] Kyubei
    All right, then, Otae-chan, if I become a strong samurai with a big heart,
[02:58] Kyubei
    Otae-chan...would you be...my...
[03:03] Kyubei
    the balls between my legs...
SIGN    [Note: Or in this case, Kyu-chan is asking, "Will you be my wife?"]
SIGN    ["In Those Situations, Keep Quiet and Cook Red Rice With Beans"]
[03:12] Woman A
    Welcome!
SIGN    [Snack House Smile]
[03:15] ---
    Oh my!
[03:16] Woman A
    Hijikata-han. It's Hijikata-han!
[03:18] Woman B
    Hijikata-han came today instead of that gorilla!
[03:22] Woman C
    Sit over here by me, Hijikata-han.
[03:24] Black Coat
    Hijikata-san, who is your choice?
[03:30] Otae
    What foul wind blows you here?
[03:32] Otae
    Just when I thought that gorilla was now behaving himself, you show up.
[03:36] Otae
    There are so many daring men among the Shinsengumi.
[03:39] Otae
    Using taxpayers' money to play at hostess bars?
[03:42] Hijikata
    I'm not here by choice, you know.
[03:45] Otae
    So, does Kondo-san know?
[03:47] Hijikata
    Huh?
[03:48] Otae
    That you and I have this relationship?
[03:50] Hijikata
    This relationship? Which relationship do you mean?
[03:54] Otae
    Oh dear... It's so hard being so popular.
[03:57] Otae
    A superior and his subordinate fighting for the same woman-it's like an afternoon soap opera.
[04:02] Hijikata
    Hey, why're you making up stories on your own? I'm here because...
[04:05] Otae
    But I'm not such a cheap woman.
[04:08] Otae
    I'll refuse any love that's less than those on the 9 p.m. Monday night dramas...
SIGN    [Note: Most 9pm Monday TV series are dramatic love stories.]
[04:11] Hijikata
    You misunderstand. I just came here to...
[04:14] Otae
    But you're much more the NTV-type face.
SIGN    ["My Beloved Mayonnaise" by TRIO THE SHAKiiiN] [Note: Spoof of Kuitan (Gluttonous Detective). TRIO THE SHAKiiiN is based on the group created from this series. ]
[04:17] Otae
    You're more the Saturday 9 p.m. mayo detective or sleazy type...
[04:20] Hijikata
    Who're you calling a mayo detective?
[04:22] Hijikata
    Well, never mind. But what about Kondo-san?
[04:26] Hijikata
    He's a Monday at 9 sort of face.
[04:28] Hijikata
    Doesn't he look like a "How many times proposed" type?
SIGN    [Note: Spoof of 101th Propose. A 90's TV series about a guy who keeps proposing to a girl and proving his love by jumping in front of a truck.]
SIGN    [Viper Trucking]
[04:33] Otae
    Kondo-san has the sort of face that appears on the Tuesday Suspense shows.
SIGN    [Note: Tuesday Suspense theater is a 2 hour one-shot crime drama series shown on Tuesday nights.]
[04:36] Otae
    You don't mean to say you came here for Kondo-san's sake...
[04:39] Yamazake Et Al
    Otae-san!
[04:43] Yamazaki
    Please marry the Chief...
[04:46] Members
    and become our mistress!
[04:49] Otae
    What's going on here? Is this some sort of humble threat?
[04:53] Hijikata
    The truth is...
[04:56] Hijikata
    Kondo-san received a marriage proposal.
[04:59] Hijikata
    He's nearly thirty.
[05:01] Hijikata
    It's an offer that came from the higher-ups out of consideration for his public image.
[05:05] Hijikata
    But he's exhausted from your constant rejections,
[05:08] Hijikata
    so he's at the point where he'll go for any female.
[05:11] Kondo
    Oh!
[05:12] Kondo
    That girl's cute, don't you think, Toshi?
[05:14] Hijikata
    He'll probably accept this offer.
[05:17] Otae
    Oh, I'm glad for him.
[05:20] Otae
    That'll put an end to his stalking,
[05:22] Otae
    and he'll have a wife he loves, and everyone will be happy.
[05:26] Hijikata
    Uh...
[05:27] Hijikata
    The prospect is Bubbles-sama of the Planet Shojo. So he's marrying up.
[05:31] Otae
    They say husband and wife start to look alike,
[05:34] Otae
    but these two look like they've been married a long time. Two gorillas.
[05:36] Yamazaki
    Take a good look, Miss.
[05:38] Yamazaki
    There's a slight difference from Kondo-san! That one's the real thing.
[05:40] Yamazaki
    Please, Miss!
[05:42] Yamazaki
    At this rate, we'll have to look up to that monster and call her "Mistress" for the rest of our lives!
[05:46] Yamazaki
    You're the only one who can stop the Chief!
[05:49] Otae
    It'll be fine. They say a hairy woman is very compassionate.
[05:53] Otae
    I'm sure she'll be a good wife.
[05:55] Yamazaki
    She's got too much hair! Too much compassion, hair and chiseled features!
[05:59] Yamazaki
    As you can see, we're begging you, Miss.
[06:01] Yamazaki
    We won't insist that you marry him! Just stop him.
[06:04] Yamazaki
    This many men bowing their heads to beg you for help is a true display of our sincerity!
[06:07] Yamazaki
    We know you'll understand because you're a woman who understands duty and integrity-
[06:10] Otae
    Oh? Where's the sincerity?
[06:14] Otae
    This head is filled with a brain full of holes!
[06:19] Otae
    You guys are too persistent!
[06:21] Black Coat
    Just a minute, Otae-chan.
[06:22] Otae
    If I did that, he'd get the wrong idea...
[06:25] Otae
    and want to stalk me even more!
[06:33] Hijikata
    Hello? Kondo-san? It was no use, after all.
[06:36] Hijikata
    You have no choice but to resign yourself...
[06:40] ---
    You say her refusal shows she likes you? No, I'd say "No means no."
[06:44] ---
    And another thing-don't send me on errands like this again.
[06:52] Members
    What the?!
[06:53] Members
    Who're you?!
[06:54] Kyubei
    Ganging up on a woman? You call yourselves samurai?
[06:57] Yamazaki
    What're you talking about?!
[06:59] Yamazaki
    No matter how you look at it, we're the one's getting pounded!
[07:02] Yamazaki
    Despite that, we're still samurai.
[07:04] Kyubei
    You mustn't lay a hand on her. She is precious to me.
[07:07] Member A
    What? What're you talking about, shorty?!
[07:11] Hijikata
    Hey, that's enough.
[07:14] Hijikata
    Don't make any more trouble for the club. Let's leave.
[07:17] Hijikata
    And you, kid. Come with us. You're underage.
[07:21] Hijikata
    You think it's okay to be in a place like this?
[07:23] Kyubei
    Hey, jerk. What'd you just say?
[07:27] Kyubei
    I am...
[07:36] Kyubei
    I'm no kid.
[07:41] Kyubei
    I'm Kyubei Yagyu...
[07:44] Otae
    Kyu...Kyu-chan.
[07:51] Gintama
    Huh? Your sister stayed out all night?
[07:54] Shinpachi
    That's right. All night... Though because of her job she always comes home late.
[07:59] Shinpachi
    But today, she came home even later than usual
[08:01] Shinpachi
    and didn't even look at me before changing clothes and heading out again.
[08:04] Gintama
    Shinpachi, in such situations, keep quiet and cook red rice with beans for her.
[08:08] Shinpachi
    Stop it!
[08:09] Shinpachi
    My sister wouldn't do anything like that until she's married.
[08:11] Shinpachi
    I'll beat the guy up.
[08:13] Gintama
    If the guy's the man she plans to marry, then you can't be sure. She'll beat you up.
[08:17] Shinpachi
    She has no such person! I won't allow it!
[08:20] Gintama
    Stop being so obsessed with your sister, Shinpachi-kun.
[08:23] Gintama
    You and your sister, by law, can't get married.
[08:26] Gintama
    She's finally ready to tear off the heavy chains you wrapped around her
[08:29] Gintama
    and take wing to the sweet world of adulthood.
[08:31] Kagura
    Oops.
[08:32] Gintama
    When that happens,
[08:33] Gintama
    the younger brother has no choice but to keep quiet and become a red-rice-with-beans-making machine.
[08:36] Gintama
    You can cry as you work as a red-rice-with-beans-making machine.
[08:39] Kagura
    Gin-chan, when I become an adult, can I eat red rice with beans, too?
[08:43] Shinpachi
    You can cry and eat buns with beans, you brat.
[08:46] Gintama
    Well then, let's have lunch.
[08:49] Kagura
    Bean buns again. Three straight days and three meals a day.
[08:53] Shinpachi
    Dammit. Who...who the hell is he... Could it be...
[08:57] Shinpachi
    Kondo-san?! Don't tell me it's that gorilla?!
[09:01] Kondo
    Huh?
[09:02] Matsudaira
    Hey Kondo, what're you doing?
[09:05] Kondo
    Huh? I thought I heard someone call my name.
[09:08] Matsudaira
    Hey, pull yourself together. Nervous?
[09:12] Matsudaira
    I don't blame you. It's your first arranged introduction.
[09:18] Matsudaira
    Fact is, my wife and I were an arranged marriage.
[09:22] Matsudaira
    I sure was nervous.
[09:24] Matsudaira
    She was a lot pettier than her photo, so I was a nervous wreck.
[09:29] Matsudaira
    Truth is, you can't trust a marriage prospect's photo, Kondo.
[09:33] Matsudaira
    She looks a bit like a gorilla in this photo, but she's actually a beauty with deep-set features.
[09:38] Kondo
    Like a gorilla? She is a gorilla. A gorilla, pure and simple.
[09:42] Matsudaira
    No, you're wrong. She's, you know...taking a photo makes you tense.
[09:46] Matsudaira
    She's so stiff that it makes her look like a gorilla.
[09:51] Kondo
    What do you mean she looks like a gorilla because she's stiff?
[09:53] Kondo
    No one grows fur all over their body because they're stiff!
[09:56] Matsudaira
    Make up your mind to do it, Kondo.
[09:59] Matsudaira
    Frankly, this match is for political reasons.
[10:03] Matsudaira
    Planet Shojo and Earth have repeatedly had diplomatic clashes.
[10:08] Matsudaira
    You were chosen to help resolve this situation.
[10:11] Matsudaira
    An eye for an eye, a gorilla for a gorilla!
[10:15] Matsudaira
    Please do it, Kondo.
[10:16] Matsudaira
    The fate of the Earth rests on your shoulders.
[10:18] Matsudaira
    We reserved this fancy Japanese-style restaurant just for this purpose.
[10:23] Matsudaira
    Make sure you woo the Princess.
[10:25] Kondo
    That's what you say, but Pops, she's...a gorilla.
[10:28] Matsudaira
    That's why I'm telling you not to think about the photo.
[10:31] Matsudaira
    You should imagine her as being three times as beautiful as you expect.
[10:35] Matsudaira
    Trust this old man.
[10:39] Kondo
    Okay, I'm going in.
[10:41] ---
    Excuse me.
[10:46] ---
    See, see. A real beauty.
[10:48] Kondo (M)
    She's three times as big a gorilla as I imagined!
[10:59] Kyubei
    What's the matter, Tae-chan?
[11:01] Otae
    Nothing. I just thought I saw a gorilla.
[11:04] Kyubei
    There you go again...talking nonsense.
[11:07] Kyubei
    You're a funny person, as usual, Tae-chan.
[11:12] Kondo
    Uh...
[11:14] Kondo
    Princess Bubbles, what are your interests?
[11:17] Bubbles
    Uho.
[11:18] Kondo
    Oh, that... How nice that is.
[11:20] Kondo
    Like a...only... But if you overdo it, you'll hurt your shoulders... You won't?
[11:24] Kondo (M)
    This isn't good. I have no idea what she's saying.
[11:25] Kondo
    No, that's not right...you fry it? Vegetables?
[11:28] Kondo (M)
    Does she understand my words?
[11:30] Kondo (M)
    It might be my imagination, but she looks to be in a bad mood.
[11:33] Kondo (M)
    Or, actually, I can't tell if she's in a good mood or a bad mood.
[11:37] Kondo (M)
    This isn't good! At this rate, the Earth will be destroyed.
[11:40] Kondo (M)
    I'm so nervous, I want to poop.
[11:44] Kondo (M)
    What'll I do? What can I do to excuse myself without offending her?
[11:50] Kondo (M)
    Maybe I'll just say, "Uho." If I add gestures, that should get it across.
[11:56] Kondo
    Uho.
SIGN    [Translation: Would you like to go for a walk in the garden?]
[12:02] Kondo
    Hey! What? Why is she coming with me? I don't believe it! Oh no!
[12:06] Otae
    It really has been ages.
[12:08] Otae
    I heard from your grandfather that you went on a journey to train in the martial arts,
[12:12] Otae
    but I had no idea you had come this way... You should've told me.
[12:17] Kyubei
    No one knows that I've returned, yet.
[12:19] Kyubei
    That's because I came straight to see you first.
[12:28] Kyubei
    I missed you...
[12:29] Otae
    Just a minute...
[12:30] Kyubei
    Do you remember the promise we made back then?
[12:33] Kyubei
    I've kept my promise and have become strong.
[12:37] Kyubei
    Now it's your turn to keep your promise, Tae-chan.
[12:42] Kondo
    Pri...
[12:43] Kondo
    Princess... How did a roof tile...?
[12:46] Gintama
    Sorry. It slipped.
[12:48] Kagura
    Ah, two gorillas!
[13:04] Shinpachi
    Oh, yes.
[13:05] Shinpachi
    Most of the repairs are done, so please tell him the rain won't leak through again.
[13:11] Shinpachi
    We got quite a bit.
[13:14] Shinpachi
    Maybe I'll bring home some Baagen-Dash for Sis.
[13:16] Shinpachi
    I'm sure I was just worried about nothing.
[13:18] Shinpachi
    Sis would never return home the next morning with some total stranger.
[13:24] Otae
    Stop that... Just a minute...
[13:32] Otae
    Stop it!
[13:34] Otae
    Wh-What are you...
[13:42] Kondo
    Princess Bubbles! Are you all right? Princess Bubbles!
[13:46] Kondo (M)
    This is bad! She's totally angry.
[13:50] Kondo (M)
    My butt let one go! It's completely...
[13:55] Kondo (M)
    Plus, we ran into the worst possible people.
[13:58] Gintoki
    Hey, what're you doing here?
[14:02] Kagura
    Weren't popular with the girls, so now you've started going out with a gorilla?
[14:06] Gintoki
    That's going too far, Kagura.
[14:07] Gintoki
    There are things you shouldn't even joke about.
[14:10] Gintoki
    That's his younger brother or something.
[14:11] Kondo (M)
    I can't tell them.
[14:13] Kondo (M)
    I can't say I'm having a marriage meeting with a gorilla if my ass tears apart.
[14:17] Kondo
    Oh...
[14:18] Kondo
    Hey, don't be so harsh. This is a pet. My pet.
[14:22] Gintoki
    Pet? Seriously? You're keeping one this big?
[14:26] Kondo
    She looked at me with doleful eyes at the pet shop, so...
[14:29] Kondo (M)
    Forgive me, Princess.
[14:31] Kondo (M)
    That you don't understand me is the one saving grace.
[14:34] Kagura
    There, there. Have some.
[14:36] Kondo
    Just a minute, what're you feeding her?!
[14:38] Kagura
    The beans from a bean bun.
[14:40] Kondo
    Beans from a bean bun?! What a terrible thing to feed the Princess!
[14:43] Gintoki
    What do you mean, "Princess"?
[14:44] Kondo
    What?! You know, her name is Princess.
[14:47] Kondo
    Anyway...my Princess-chan is not hungry right now.
[14:52] Kondo
    You see? She spit it out. Please stop doing that...
[14:55] Gintoki
    Don't waste food!
[14:57] Kondo
    Just a minute!
[14:59] Kondo
    Really! Please stop that!
[15:01] Gintoki
    That's not right.
[15:02] Gintoki
    No matter how much you love her, you have to scold her when it's necessary.
[15:05] Kondo
    Okay, I understand! I'll train her properly! So let her go!
[15:09] Kondo (M)
    This is bad. If this continues, there's no telling what they'll do to the Princess.
[15:13] Kondo
    We were taking a walk, so we'd better get going...
[15:18] Gintoki
    Huh? What's that...?
[15:20] Kagura
    It's a turd.
[15:23] Kondo (M)
    My god, no! I wore my hakama over boxers! It rolled out from the hakama.
[15:29] Gintoki
    Didn't that just roll out of your hakama?
[15:32] Kagura
    It bounced off your foot.
[15:35] Kondo
    Princess!
[15:37] Kondo
    I told you not to go potty all over the place!
[15:41] Kondo
    What am I going to do with you? You go potty everywhere.
[15:45] Kondo
    What am I going to do with you? You've riled me into a frenzy.
[15:46] Gintoki
    No, it came from you.
[15:48] Kondo
    Now see here, Sakata-kun. That's enough.
[15:50] Kondo
    How old do you think I am? I'm almost thirty.
[15:53] Kondo
    I wouldn't do anything like that.
[15:54] Gintoki
    Hey, thirty-ish, you're leaving a trail of "miso."
SIGN    [Note: Miso is fermented soy bean paste that often looks like poop.]
[15:56] Kondo
    You're mistaken.
[15:58] Kondo
    This is, you know, biscuits I left as markers on the road so I wouldn't get lost.
[16:01] Gintoki
    You're already lost. Lost on the path of life.
[16:08] Otae
    Sh-Shin-chan.
[16:10] Otae
    Y-You've got it all wrong, Shin-chan. This is...
[16:13] Shinpachi
    What are the two of you doing together? You two!
[16:16] Shinpachi
    You bastard! What're you doing with my unwedded sister?!
[16:19] Otae
    Shin-chan!
[16:20] Kyubei
    So you're Shinpachi-kun?
[16:22] Kyubei
    Looks like you still can't let go of your sister. Isn't it about time you...
[16:30] Kyubei
    grew up?
[16:32] Otae
    Shin-chan.
[16:35] Kyubei
    It's time for you to leave.
[16:37] Kyubei
    If you're always like that, Tae-chan will be too worried to ever leave home.
[16:43] Shinpachi
    Are you...
[16:44] Shinpachi
    Kyubei-san. Kyubei Yagyu-san?
[16:48] Shinpachi
    What's the idea of showing up out of the blue and telling me that?!
[16:50] Shinpachi
    What do you mean by leave home?
[16:52] Kyubei
    Just that.
[16:53] Kyubei
    Perhaps you are unaware, but when we were young,
[16:57] Kyubei
    Tae-chan and I made a promise to become husband and wife.
[16:59] Kyubei
    We are engaged. From today on, she will be of the Yagyu clan.
[17:03] Shinpachi
    Huh?!
[17:05] Kyubei
    Your sister became mine and no longer yours a long time ago.
[17:10] Kyubei
    What I do with her is not for you to complain about.
[17:14] Shinpachi
    What're you talking about?!
[17:16] Shinpachi
    A promise when you were young?! What good is a child's promise...?
[17:19] ---
    Right, Sis?
[17:22] Shinpachi
    Sis...
[17:24] Shinpachi
    Sis! Why aren't you saying anything?!
[17:27] Otae
    Shin-chan, I'm sorry. I...
[17:35] Shinpachi (M)
    Sis...Why...
[17:40] Shinpachi
    Sis!
[17:42] Gintoki
    Ow, ow, ow.
[17:43] Gintoki
    Hey! Do something about her! She's your pet, isn't she?!
[17:46] Kondo
    No! She's actually a princess.
[17:49] Kondo
    Huh? Otae-san?
[17:51] Gintoki
    Huh? What's going on? Did we drop in at a bad time?
[17:53] Kagura
    Big Sis! What are you doing here?
[17:58] Otae
    Everyone...
[18:00] Otae
    farewell...
[18:07] Gintoki
    Hey.
[18:10] Gintoki
    Princess is coming!
[18:13] Kondo
    Wait. Everyone apologize.
[18:15] Gintoki
    How?
[18:16] Kondo
    Say "Uho."
[18:17] Shinpachi
    Sis!
[18:18] Kondo
    Not "Sis," say "Uho."
[18:25] Hijikata
    Oh man...
[18:27] Hijikata
    It was brand new.
[18:29] Okita
    Hijikata-san, is this the second fight you've lost?
[18:32] Hijikata
    I didn't lose. It's just that my sword cracked.
[18:35] Okita
    The boss of the Odd jobs broke it in two-you lost that one.
[18:39] Hijikata
    I didn't lose.
[18:40] Hijikata
    As long as you don't give up in your heart, it doesn't count as a loss.
[18:44] Okita
    That sounds just like you, Hijikata-san.
[18:46] Okita
    You didn't give up in your heart even after seeing
[18:48] Okita
    ten of your men beaten before your eyes.
[18:49] Okita
    I gotta love that thick skin of yours.
[18:52] Hijikata
    I can't use this anymore, so maybe I'll break it...while lopping off your head.
[18:57] Okita
    Hijikata-san, if he hadn't struck with the back of his sword,
[19:00] Okita
    he'd have killed every one of them.
[19:03] Okita
    I think he's a Yagyu...
[19:05] Okita
    The Yagyu are a prominent family that once served as martial art instructors to the Shogun's family.
[19:10] Okita
    Although swordsmanship has deteriorated following the arrival of the Amanto,
[19:14] Okita
    they say there are still many who knock on their doors to learn the art.
[19:19] Okta
    The successor to their clan is Kyubei Yagyu.
[19:22] Okta
    He's small in stature and has a face like a kid,
[19:25] Okta
    but he is a swordsman with frightening, lightning-fast moves.
[19:27] Okta
    They say he's a prodigy the likes of which the Yagyu clan has never seen before.
[19:32] Okita
    I thought his was simply the type of swordsmanship taught to prodigal sons at the dojo,
[19:35] Okita
    and that we would be superior in a real fight,
[19:38] Okita
    but it seems that our country swordsmanship is no match for his city swordsmanship.
[19:44] Okita
    Whether its swordsmanship or love... If he's her childhood betrothed,
[19:48] Okita
    there's no room for Kondo-san.
[19:50] Hijikata
    Sogo, don't underestimate Kondo-san.
[19:52] Hijikata
    At his marriage meeting, Kondo-san successfully wooed that princess.
[19:57] Hjikata
    I don't know the details, but it seems she took a liking to his toughness.
[20:00] Hjikata
    That man can do it if he tries.
[20:03] Okita
    So does that mean if everything goes according to plan,
[20:05] Okita
    that gorilla will become our mistress?
[20:13] Kagura
    Shinpachi didn't come home today, either.
[20:15] Gintoki
    Taking days off without permission...
[20:17] Gintoki
    Maybe I should fire him.
[20:19] Kagura
    Say, Gin-chan, is Big Sis ever coming back?
[20:23] Kagura
    I heard she never came back after that.
[20:25] Kagura
    A letter came from her saying she was training and couldn't come home.
[20:29] Gintoki
    Training to be a wife.
[20:31] Gintoki
    There're a lot of things to study before getting married.
[20:34] Gintoki
    The Yagyu clan is, after all, one of the most prestigious households around.
[20:37] Gintoki
    She's marrying into a wonderful family.
[20:39] Gintoki
    I dunno if it was a promise made as kids, but they're handling it well.
[20:43] Gintoki
    The Yagyu are even going to help out Shinpachi's family's dojo.
[20:46] Gintoki
    What more could they ask for?
[20:47] Kagura
    Gin-chan... Mommy once told me:
[20:50] Kagura
    You can only smile at the start of a marriage.
[20:54] Kagura
    Sometimes you become a nasty hag.
[20:56] Kagura
    But if you can smile again at the end, you've lived a good life.
[21:01] Kagura
    Do you think Big Sis can die smiling?
[21:06] Gintoki
    Break time.
[21:08] Kagura
    Big Sis is hiding something. She's forcing herself.
[21:11] Kagura
    There's no doubt in my mind. It's a woman's intuition.
[21:13] Gintoki
    Don't be silly. You don't need intuition-it's totally obvious.
[21:16] Kagura
    I'll turn everything to black.
[21:17] Gintoki
    Don't know what she's thinking, though.
[21:20] Gintoki
    That woman made her own choice.
[21:23] Gintoki
    Which means she'll probably smile.
[21:29] Gintoki
    ...Tsk.
[21:30] Gintoki
    I saw something I shouldn't have.
[21:35] Gatekeeper A
    Who are you people?
[21:37] Gatekeeper A
    You want to join our school? I'm afraid we are the Yagyu, so...
[21:40] Gatekeeper B
    We are a prestigious, traditional family, so unless you're celebrities...
[21:44] Gatekeeper B
    Or are you here to challenge our dojo?
[21:47] Gatekeeper A
    Better forget it. Right now, the Four Yagyu Aces are here...
[21:52] Shinpachi
    Not at all.
[21:53] Kondo
    We didn't come to do anything so dangerous as to challenge your dojo.
[22:00] Student A
    In-Intruders!
[22:02] Student B
    Why are you doing this when you know we are the Yagyu clan?!
[22:07] Shinpachi
    I am Shinpachi Shimura of the Tendo Mushin Style and head of the Kodokan Dojo.
[22:12] Kondo
    And I am his student, Isao Gorilla!
[22:15] Kondo
    We've come to ask for a showdown with the nationally known Yagyu Style!
[22:19] Shinpachi
    We have no interest in taking the Yagyu school name board. But...
[22:22] Shinpachi
    We want you to return my sister!
[22:25] Kondo
    Give back Otae-san!
[22:27] Student A
    Rebels!
[22:28] Student C
    Get them! There's only two of them! Surround them!
[22:34] Student D
    Wh-Who are you people?!
[22:39] Gintoki
    Sorry, there aren't just two.
[22:41] Gintoki
    Shinpachi, from today on, we're students, too.
[22:45] Gintoki
    What was your style again?
    The Naturally Wavy Hair Style?
[22:47] Shinpachi
    Gin-san! Kagura-chan!
[22:48] Kondo
    You guys!
SIGN    [To be continued]
[24:25] Okita
    The next episode... "Yesterday's Enemy, After All Is Said and Done, Is Still the Enemy."
SIGN    [Gintoki and friends storm the Yagyu dojo to take back Otae from Kyubei.]
SIGN    [But the Four Yagyu Aces were right there waiting for them!!]