E237 - Please take me skiing

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SIGN    Live action Gintama!!
SIGN    Take two!!
SIGN    Odd Jobs Gin Snack Otose
[00:08] Shin
    Oh, wow...
[00:11] Kagura
    It looks so real.
[00:13] Gin
    I know.
[00:13] Shin
    The hell it does!
[00:15] Shin
    This is way crappier than the first take!
[00:17] Gin
    Everybody saw this coming.
[00:19] Gin
    The staff went overboard
    with that Kaien crap,
[00:21] Gin
    so we're out of money.
[00:23] Kagura
    It was pretty expensive
    to borrow the mannequins
[00:25] Kagura
    we used in the last live-action segment.
[00:27] Shin
    Nobody wants to hear about that!
[00:29] Shin
    So what do we do now?
[00:30] Shin
    We already opened with the punch line.
[00:32] Gin
    Huh? We still have that.
[00:34] Kagura
    When we're out of punch
    lines, there's always that.
SIGN    A Shinsengumi vacation will never go off without a hitch!!
SIGN    Everyone meets up at the ski slopes!! And there's someone else along for the ride...
[02:23] Toshi
    Huh? A vacation?
[02:25] Kondo
    Yeah, it's so cold that those
    terrorists are probably hibernating.
[02:30] Kondo
    Matsudaira said that we should
    go on a ski trip to boost morale.
[02:35] Toshi
    Where did he get that idea?
[02:37] Toshi
    We can't go on a pleasure trip
    and leave Edo undefended.
[02:40] Toshi
    Besides, that freak is always
    telling us to work harder.
[02:44] Toshi
    Something isn't right.
[02:45] Okita
    You're being paranoid.
[02:47] Okita
    We've been working without any rest
    since the show started up again.
[02:52] Okita
    I guess a person who's rotten to the core
[02:54] Okita
    doesn't know how to accept
    a gesture of kindness.
[02:56] Toshi
    I don't need to hear that from
    someone who's rotten to his soul.
[02:59] Okita
    If you're worried about Edo,
[03:01] Okita
    we can divide the men into the
    Kondo team and the Hijikata team
[03:03] Okita
    and have one team stay behind.
[03:05] Okita
    I'm sure you can defend Edo
    by yourself, Hijikata-san.
[03:09] Toshi
    Why is Hijikata-san the only
    person on the Hijikata team?
[03:11] Toshi
    Why is he the one staying behind?
[03:12] Okita
    Let's go.
[03:13] Okita
    Even gorillas need to hibernate.
[03:15] Kondo
    I'm not a gorilla.
[03:19] Toshi
    K-Kondo-san!
[03:20] Matsu
    If you don't want to hibernate,
    I'll just terminate you.
[03:23] Matsu
    A beast can't survive winter if he
    doesn't know when to rest his fangs.
[03:27] Toshi
    P-Pops!
[03:29] Matsu
    It wouldn't matter if you
    were a solitary gorilla,
[03:31] Matsu
    but you're a gorilla who leads a whole troop.
[03:34] Kondo
    Th-That was close!
[03:35] Matsu
    One bad decision and your entire
    troop will be buried under the snow.
[03:39] Matsu
    But if you insist on continuing
    with your cracked fangs,
[03:42] Matsu
    I'm going to
[03:44] Matsu
    snap them off.
[03:46] Matsu
    Do you want to go to sleep and see tomorrow?
[03:48] Matsu
    Or go to sleep and never wake up again?
[03:50] Matsu
    Make your choice.
[03:51] Matsu
    If you don't make a choice in three
    seconds, I'll blow your head off.
[03:54] Matsu
    One...
[03:56] Kondo
    What happened to two and three?!
[03:57] Matsu
    Never heard of those numbers before.
[03:59] Matsu
    A man only needs to know the number
    one to get along in this world.
[04:03] Matsu
    Hey, Toshi. What about you?
[04:05] Matsu
    Are you going to rest or die?
[04:07] Matsu
    Make it quick!
[04:08] Toshi
    I'm staying behind.
[04:10] Toshi
    We need someone to take Kondo-san's place.
[04:11] Matsu
    Absolutely not.
[04:13] Matsu
    You're going with him!
[04:15] Toshi
    Why are you forcing us to take a vacation?
[04:17] Matsu
    I'm trying to be nice here!
[04:20] Matsu
    There is no other motive involved!
[04:22] Toshi
    There's nothing nice about
    how you're treating us.
[04:25] Matsu
    Okay! That means you're all going!
[04:29] Matsu
    Get packed.
[04:30] Okita
    Yay. You got a soft side, Pops.
[04:32] Matsu
    Oh, I have one more thing to mention!
[04:36] Matsu
    There's someone who wants
    to come along on your trip.
[04:41] Matsu
    Well, he won't be that much trouble.
[04:44] Matsu
    Just keep an eye on him if you would.
SIGN    Please Take Me Skiing
[05:07] A
    Hey, look at him! Oh, gosh!
[05:09] A
    He's so cool!
[05:13] B
    He's airborne!
[05:14] B
    Awesome!
[05:15] D
    What? Is he a pro or something?
[05:17] E
    Damn! Look at that hang time!
[05:19] F
    He's like a bird!
[05:22] G
    Er, isn't this getting kind of ridiculous?
[05:32] N
    We are currently traveling 45 kilometers
    per hour at an altitude of 58 meters.
[05:36] N
    Our target landing site is 30 meters ahead.
SIGN    Altitude
    Distance
    Temperature
[05:39] N
    Uh, there are people in the
    vicinity of our objective, over.
[05:42] Toshi
    Get rid of them immediately, over.
[05:52] N
    We've eliminated the intruders,
[05:54] N
    but our landing site was
    ravaged by the weapons fire.
[05:56] N
    I fear that he may trip and fall, over.
[05:59] Toshi
    Uh, flatten the site immediately, over.
[06:20] Toshi
    I'm glad to see that you're safe.
[06:22] Toshi
    Did you enjoy your first attempt at snowboarding,
[06:29] Toshi
    My Lord?
[06:31] Shogun
    It felt good when I jumped and there
    was a rush of air against my crotch.
[06:35] Shogun
    I want to try it again.
[06:36] Toshi
    Understood!
[06:37] Toshi
    Hey, another crotch rush!
[06:39] Toshi
    Bring the helicopter around!
[06:47] Toshi
    I told you that something didn't sound right.
[06:51] Toshi
    A vacation? Go spread your wings?
[06:55] Toshi
    We're just babysitting the Shogun.
[06:57] Yama
    Knowing our lord, he probably said that
    he wanted to sneak out on a ski trip.
[07:03] Yama
    The old man didn't know what to
    do, so he just passed it on to us.
[07:08] Toshi
    We won't be getting a
    second of relaxation time.
[07:12] Toshi
    If anything happens to the Shogun,
    we'll pay with our lives and more.
[07:17] Yama
    Still, you've gone a little
    too far, vice chief.
[07:19] Yama
    We're attracting too much attention.
[07:21] Yama
    Nobody's supposed to know that we're here.
[07:22] Toshi
    Don't be stupid.
[07:23] Toshi
    If we let him ski on his own and
    he gets hurt, we're finished.
[07:26] Toshi
    We just have to convince the Shogun
    that this is how people normally ski.
[07:30] Yama
    But the other visitors are
    getting scared and leaving.
[07:32] Toshi
    All the better.
[07:34] Toshi
    It'll be easier to protect the
    Shogun if nobody else is around.
[07:37] Toshi
    Sogo, bribe a staff member to stop the lift.
[07:41] Toshi
    Don't let anyone else up there.
[07:43] Okita
    Hijikata-san, there's someone suspicious
    near the Shogun's landing site.
[07:47] Okita
    Someone who's making a huge snowman
    that's going to get in the way.
[07:50] Toshi
    Tell them to leave.
[07:53] Okita
    Hey, there.
[07:54] Okita
    This is a ski slope.
[07:56] Okita
    Find somewhere else to play.
[07:58] Okita
    Hey, you listening to me?
[08:00] Okita
    Find somewhere else to make your snowman.
[08:02] Kagura
    Shut up!
[08:03] Kagura
    This isn't a snowman.
[08:04] Kagura
    This is a Neo Armstrong
    Cyclone Jet Armstrong Cannon.
[08:08] Toshi
    Huh?
[08:18] Toshi
    Shogun!
[08:24] Toshi
    Sogo! What's going on?!
[08:26] Toshi
    Do you read me?!
[08:27] Toshi
    Is the Shogun safe?!
[08:29] Toshi
    Where did he go?!
[08:30] Kondo
    Toshi! Do you read me?!
[08:32] Kondo
    Toshi! We've got big trouble!
[08:34] Toshi
    I know! I saw the whole thing!
[08:36] Kondo
    What?! Really?!
[08:37] Kondo
    I just came across them by coincidence!
[08:39] Kondo
    I never expected Otae-san and
    Shinpachi-kun to be here!
[08:43] Toshi
    Huh? What are you talking about?!
[08:45] Kondo
    It's a good thing that I got
    curious and tailed them!
[08:48] Toshi
    Hey, what are you talking about?!
[08:49] Toshi
    Don't you know that the Shogun is missing?!
[08:52] Kondo
    Huh?! What are you talking about?!
[08:54] Kondo
    A man wearing nothing but his underwear
[08:57] Kondo
    just came flying out of the
    sky to attack Otae-san!
[08:58] Toshi
    That's the Shogun!
[08:59] Kondo
    If I don't do something, Otae-san
    will be... Otae-san will be...!
[09:02] Toshi
    The Shogun's the one who's getting
    the crap beaten out of him!
[09:05] Kondo
    I need to help her at once!
[09:07] Toshi
    Hey, wait! That's the Shogun!
[09:09] Kondo
    Damn!
[09:10] Kondo
    The snowboard's preventing me from moving!
[09:13] Kondo
    In that case...
[09:15] Kondo
    Pervert!
[09:16] Kondo
    Get away from my Otae-san!
[09:19] Otae
    You're the pervert!
[09:25] Toshi
    Kondo-san! Shogun!
[09:28] Toshi
    This is bad!
[09:29] Toshi
    His skis are carrying him away!
[09:32] Toshi
    Wait a second!
[09:34] Toshi
    The underwear boys are in an
    incredibly wrong position!
[09:36] C
    Eek! What's that?!
[09:38] G
    We got a serious case of indecent
    exposure flying down the slope!
[09:42] Toshi
    Stop them!
[09:43] Toshi
    We can't embarrass the Shogun, the Bakufu!
[09:46] Toshi
    Do whatever it takes to stop them!
[09:49] A
    The Shogun and chief
    separated when they jumped!
[09:56] A
    The Shogun hit an innocent bystander!
[10:02] Toshi
    Damn, you guys go after Kondo-san!
[10:04] Toshi
    Leave the Shogun to me!
[10:06] Yamazaki
    Chief!
[10:07] Toshi
    Hey! Are you okay?
[10:09] Gin
    Yeah, I'm just fine.
[10:12] Gin
    I'm also a beginner, so I understand
    how your skis can carry you away.
[10:19] Gin
    Well, let's all be careful.
[10:22] Toshi
    Wait a moment!
[10:24] Toshi
    That's the Shogun!
[10:26] A
    Chief! Please stop!
[10:28] Yama
    Damn!
[10:29] Yama
    He's going too fast for us to catch up!
[10:31] Yama
    Huh? Boss?
[10:32] Yama
    Why are you here?
[10:34] Yama
    Can you stop the chief...
[10:35] Yama
    Huh? Wait...
[10:37] Yama
    Do you realize what you're riding?!
[10:41] Yama
    Vice chief!
[10:42] Yama
    It's terrible!
[10:43] Yama
    The Odd Jobs boss is...
[10:49] Yama
    Wait, vice chief! That's the chief!
[10:52] Toshi
    Stop!
[10:56] Toshi
    Didn't you hear me tell you to
    stop, you wavy-haired punk?!
[10:59] Gin
    Huh? Why are you here?
[11:02] Toshi
    We don't have time for that!
[11:04] Toshi
    Look down! Look down!
[11:05] Gin
    Ah! When did that happen?!
[11:06] Toshi
    Don't give me that shit!
[11:08] Toshi
    Don't you recognize who that is?!
[11:10] Gin
    And who is your board?!
[11:12] Toshi
    Ah! When did that happen?
[11:13] Gin
    You're no better than I am!
[11:14] Toshi
    Anyway, stop him as soon as you can!
[11:17] Toshi
    Or you'll be committing
    seppuku ten times over!
[11:19] Gin
    I would have stopped already if I could!
[11:21] Gin
    I'm a beginner at snowboarding,
[11:23] ---
    so how am I supposed to
    know how to stop a human?!
[11:25] Gin
    What do I do?!
[11:26] Gin
    Pretend like we're out in the
    country where it's warm and fuzzy?
[11:29] Toshi
    How's that supposed to help?!
[11:31] Gin
    Hey! Wait a moment!
[11:33] Gin
    His underwear!
[11:34] Gin
    He slows down when I tug on his underwear!
[11:37] Toshi
    What?! You can control humanboards
    with their underwear?!
[11:41] Toshi
    Oh, it's like a brake of sorts!
[11:44] Toshi
    But we're leaving a strange track.
[11:46] Toshi
    What is this?
[11:48] Gin
    It's the track left by the brake.
[11:49] Toshi
    The brake?!
[11:50] Toshi
    Where would there be a
    brake on the human body?!
[11:53] Gin
    The penile brake!
[11:55] Gin
    When I pull on his underwear,
[11:56] Gin
    his penis extends like a brake.
[11:59] Toshi
    Wait a moment! So you mean this is that?!
[12:01] Toshi
    It's not actually a brake!
[12:03] Gin
    Cold and hard!
[12:05] Gin
    And that's the truth.
[12:07] Toshi
    That's not funny! Cut it out!
[12:09] Toshi
    Stop using that brake!
[12:10] Toshi
    He won't be able to leave any heirs!
[12:12] Gin
    We don't have time to be picky!
[12:14] Gin
    Our priority is to stop this ride!
[12:25] Both
    We broke the brakes...
[12:32] Toshi
    Shit! We veered off the trail!
[12:35] Gin
    Stop us! Someone stop us!
[12:38] Otae
    Gin-san, are you okay?
[12:39] Otae
    I'm coming to help!
[12:41] Otae
    Hold on!
[12:44] Gin
    Otae, you're here...
[12:48] Shin
    Gin-san!
[12:49] Shin
    Everything's okay now that we're here!
[12:53] Gin
    Why are these siblings acting like
    it's perfectly normal to humanboard?!
[12:57] Otae
    I was learning how to snowboard,
[12:59] Otae
    but I accidentally ended up
    riding Shin-chan instead,
[13:01] Otae
    and then I discovered the he
    was actually an easier ride.
[13:04] Otae
    I guess it's because we're siblings!
[13:06] Gin
    You're not supposed to use
    a sibling as a snowboard!
[13:08] Otae
    I'll teach you how to humanboard.
[13:11] Otae
    Listen carefully.
[13:13] Otae
    First, you take note of
    the glasses on your board.
[13:16] Otae
    These will serve as the handles.
[13:17] Gin
    Sorry! That's impossible!
[13:19] Gin
    Please understand that not
    every humanboard wears glasses!
[13:22] Otae
    Oh, no! You can't control the
    board if there aren't any glasses!
[13:27] Otae
    Shin-chan!
[13:29] Gin
    Uh, that's not Shin-chan!
[13:31] Otae
    What do I do?!
[13:32] Otae
    I can't do anything now!
[13:33] Gin
    Why did you even bother coming out here?!
[13:35] Toshi
    Hey, I have some advice for you.
[13:38] Toshi
    Have you heard of a penile brake?
[13:41] Gin
    The vice chief has snapped!
[13:42] Gin
    He's making out-of-character remarks
    that constitute sexual harassment!
[13:44] Gin
    He's totally given up!
[13:46] Kagura
    Gin-chan, are you okay?
[13:48] Kagura
    I'm coming to help you! Hold on!
[13:51] Gin
    You liar!
[13:52] Gin
    Clearly you're the one who needs help!
[13:54] Gin
    You can't do jack shit!
[13:57] Kagura
    That's not true!
[13:59] Kagura
    I'm going to save everyone!
[14:02] Okita
    We're all going to die...
[14:04] Gin
    Huh?! What?!
[14:06] Kagura
    If you give up, the game is over!
[14:09] Okita
    The worst part is when you're still
    clinging to hope when you die.
[14:13] Gin
    There's someone chiming in
    with really negative remarks!
[14:16] Kagura
    Don't be fooled!
[14:18] Okita
    By your bullshit?
[14:19] Gin
    Hey, what are they doing?!
[14:21] Gin
    This is like that whole angel/devil
    whispering in your head thing!
[14:24] Kagura
    No. I am not me. I am not you.
[14:26] Okita
    But I am me. I am you.
[14:29] Both
    Yes, there is no black or white.
[14:32] Both
    All will return to true darkness!
[14:34] Gin
    And now it's just a completely black ball!
[14:47] Zura
    I've been waiting this whole
    time under the snowball.
[14:52] Gin
    Uh, Kagura.
[14:54] Toshi
    Sogo...
[14:55] Both
    Have you heard of a penile brake?
[14:57] Zura
    Huh?
[14:59] Zura
    Wait!
[15:00] Zura
    What are you doing to the leader?!
[15:02] Zura
    Wait!
[15:31] Toshi
    Where am I?
[15:34] Toshi
    I remember that...
[15:37] Toshi
    I came to the slopes as a
    bodyguard for the Shogun...
[15:50] Toshi
    Shogun!
[15:53] Toshi
    Where's the Shogun?!
[15:55] Toshi
    Dammit!
[15:57] Toshi
    He's not here!
[15:58] Toshi
    The Shogun isn't here!
[16:00] Toshi
    Damn, I need to call for backup!
[16:02] Toshi
    Out of range?
[16:03] Toshi
    Y-You've gotta be kidding...
[16:05] Toshi
    How far down did we fall?
[16:09] Toshi
    No trails.
[16:11] Toshi
    No sign of civilization.
[16:14] Toshi
    No help.
[16:16] Toshi
    I just have a bunch of useless incompetents.
[16:22] Toshi
    We're stranded.
[16:25] Toshi
    Forget about protecting the Shogun.
[16:27] Toshi
    We're the ones who've been stranded.
[16:30] Shin
    Shogun!
[16:32] Shin
    Answer if you're there!
[16:35] Shin
    Shogun!
[16:45] Toshi
    I'm gonna lose my head.
[16:47] Toshi
    We're all gonna lose our heads.
[16:50] Gin
    That's ridiculous.
[16:52] Gin
    You get a bunch of innocent
    bystanders involved in your mess,
[16:53] Gin
    and now you want to take our heads?
[16:55] Gin
    When we just happened to win a ski trip
    from a drawing in the shopping district?
[16:58] Gin
    You fools can go to hell by yourselves.
[17:00] Toshi
    Did you also win a free pass for riding the
    Shogun like a snowboard in that drawing?
[17:04] Gin
    Don't ask me. I didn't even
    realize he was under me.
[17:08] Kagura
    Oh, yeah. That reminds me.
[17:11] Kagura
    He once mentioned how someone at the top
[17:13] Kagura
    needs to understand how
    someone at the bottom feels.
[17:16] Toshi
    That doesn't mean he should
    become a snowboard.
[17:19] Kondo
    I see.
[17:19] Kondo
    So Toshi was using me as a snowboard
[17:21] Kondo
    because he felt I needed to
    know how the men below me felt.
[17:24] Kondo
    So that's what it was.
[17:26] Toshi
    It sure was.
[17:26] Toshi
    That's why I did it.
[17:28] Otae
    In any case, the Shogun can't survive
    this cold in nothing but his underwear.
[17:33] Toshi
    Uh, lady?
[17:34] Toshi
    There are a bunch of men in nothing
    but their underwear right before you.
[17:36] Otae
    They say that you're supposed to take off
    your clothes and cuddle to stay warm.
[17:42] Otae
    Let's send some naked people to go find him!
[17:44] Kondo
    Someone bring me a blankie!
[17:45] Kondo
    A blankie to warm my heart!
[17:47] Toshi
    Whether we're going to save the
    Shogun or get our heads chopped off,
[17:51] Toshi
    we need to worry about our own safety first.
[17:54] Okita
    I know. We're stranded.
[17:57] Zura
    That makes sense.
[18:00] Zura
    In that case, we should split
    up into a group for ensuring
[18:02] Zura
    our survival and a group
    to search for the Shogun.
[18:05] Zura
    Yes, there's no need to worry.
[18:07] Zura
    The Shogun may be our reviled enemy,
[18:10] Zura
    but there's no point in bringing that up now.
[18:15] Zura
    Let bygones be bygones! Focus
    on the danger we currently face!
[18:19] Zura
    I am just an ordinary leader now!
[18:22] Zura
    Feel free to dive into my arms!
[18:24] Okita
    Well, if something happens to the
    Shogun, we can just blame him.
[18:29] Okita
    So what do we do now?
[18:31] Zura
    Uh, can you hear me?!
[18:32] Zura
    Could you let your leader out of here?!
[18:34] Toshi
    The other men should have noticed
    that we're all missing.
[18:39] Toshi
    Help will come eventually.
[18:40] Zura
    Can you hear me?!
[18:42] Toshi
    So we and the Shogun have
    to survive until then.
[18:45] Toshi
    We're splitting up into two groups.
[18:47] Zura
    Hey! That was my idea!
[18:49] Zura
    You copycat!
[18:50] Toshi
    This appears to be a ridge of some sort.
[18:52] Toshi
    We have a decent view, and it'll be
    easier for others to see us here.
[18:55] Toshi
    Start a fire and keep the
    smoke going at all times.
[18:57] Toshi
    We'll make this our base.
[19:00] Toshi
    Try to make some sort of
    shelter from the cold.
[19:03] Toshi
    Everyone else will look for the Shogun.
[19:05] Toshi
    We need to find him today.
[19:08] Shin
    Look for the Shogun?
[19:09] Shin
    The snow is coming down
    really hard. It's dangerous.
[19:12] Toshi
    That's why we have to go.
[19:15] Toshi
    We can make it back if we
    have the smoke to guide us.
[19:17] Shin
    But it's too dangerous!
[19:19] Shin
    What if there are casualties?
[19:21] Toshi
    Then we'll be fair and use rock,
    paper, scissors to decide.
[19:24] Toshi
    Here we go!
[19:25] All
    Rock always wins!
[19:27] All
    Rock, paper...
[19:33] All
    Good luck!
[19:36] Toshi
    Kondo-san! Watch your back out there!
[19:39] Kondo
    Uh, there's nothing on
    my back to even watch...
[19:44] Gin
    Huh? What?
[19:45] Gin
    Did he say something?
[19:46] Kondo
    Uh, are you forgetting something?
[19:49] Shin
    Forgetting something?
    What's he talking about?
[19:51] Shin
    Beats me...
[19:52] Kondo
    Uh, it's pretty cold...
[19:54] Kondo
    Uh...
[19:54] Kondo
    Oh, I know!
[19:55] Kondo
    The Shogun must be cold!
[19:57] Kondo
    I should bring some clothes for him!
[20:02] Gin
    Hey, get a grip.
[20:04] Gin
    There are clothes right there.
[20:06] Gin
    Around your waist.
[20:11] Otae
    Please, Kondo-san.
[20:13] Otae
    You're so forgetful.
[20:18] Kondo
    Oops! I screwed up!
[20:21] Otae
    Make sure that they're warm
    before you give them to him.
[20:23] Kondo
    Th-Then I'll be going...
[20:25] Toshi
    I just realized that Kondo-san
    isn't wearing anything.
[20:29] Okita
    Oh, you're right. I completely forgot.
[20:31] Toshi
    Hey, everyone. Give Kondo-san
    one article of clothing.
[20:35] Toshi
    He won't be cold if we all pitch in.
[20:43] Both
    Okay. Be careful out there, Kondo-san.
[20:48] Kondo
    Y-Yeah!
[20:51] Kondo
    But you all gave me your gloves.
[20:57] Zura
    Hey, wait.
[20:59] Zura
    You'll die if you underestimate the
    bitter cold of a winter mountain.
[21:04] Zura
    Wear this.
[21:05] Kondo
    Ka-Katsura...
[21:07] Zura
    As I was saying, we need to
    work together to survive.
[21:32] Toshi
    We're in an extremely perilous situation.
[21:38] Toshi
    No help in sight.
[21:40] Toshi
    Our survival in this unknown land
    rests upon a very fragile trust.
[21:46] Toshi
    Will we be able to survive?
SIGN    To Be Continued
SIGN    Next Episode
[23:31] Toshi
    Damn! Where's the Shogun?!
[23:33] Toshi
    We're going to die before
    they can chop off our heads!
[23:37] Shogun
    Next time:
SIGN    A Vacation in Disorientation
[23:38] Shogun
    A vacation in disorientation.
[23:40] Shogun
    Please.
SIGN    The group divides into two teams for securing shelter and finding the Shogun as they attempt to survive in the snowy mountains!!
SIGN    Stranded in the middle of the blizzard, the group encounters...