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E122 - ”Imagination Is Nurtured In the 8th Grade”

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SIGN    [In order to track down the alien gamers, Odd Jobs dives into the popular "Monkey Hunter" game.]
SIGN    
SIGN    [It's not "Monster." It's "Monkey," so it'll be okay! At least it should be...]
SIGN    ["Imagination Is Nurtured In the 8th Grade"]
SIGN    [Internet café]
[01:57] Shinpachi
    He's here! A hunter is here!
[01:59] Shinpachi
    He's here! He's really here!
[02:00] ---
    He seems incredibly strong! He's without
    a doubt, a first-rate hunter.
[02:04] ---
    We've got to recruit him!
[02:06] Shinpachi
    Thank you. You saved us. You're
    very strong. Do you hunt alone?
[02:11] Punch
    I have no friends (lol). Won't
    you join me in the hunt (lol)?
[02:16] Shinpachi
    He wants to join us! He looks scary,
    but he seems to be nice enough.
[02:20] Shinpachi
    Yes, by all means!
[02:23] ---
    We're novices and don't have
    a clue. I'm Patsuan. (lol)
[02:28] Gintoki
    Ginko here. (lol)
[02:30] Kagura
    I'm Kaguura Jasuanto. (cry)
[02:33] Gintoki
    Why (cry)? Why're you sad?
[02:36] Kagura
    I'm on a quest for revenge. It's
    going to be a hellish journey.
[02:39] Gintoki
    Cut out that 8th-grader storyline.
[02:41] Punch
    Ahahahahaha (lol).
[02:43] ---
    Forgive me. (lol) This (lol)
    is a habit of mine. (lol)
[02:47] Shinpachi
    He puts (lol) after he laughs. Hilarious.
    He's an awesome guy.
[02:51] Punch
    There was an argument
    about this on the Net.
[02:54] Punch
    It's often difficult to convey
    feelings in text.
[02:57] Punch
    So we write in our emotions
    to avoid misunderstandings.
[03:00] Punch
    Forgive me. I got sidetracked and
    haven't introduced myself. (lol)
[03:05] Punch
    I'm Fruit Punch Samurai G. Pleased
    to meet you. (Katsura)
[03:09] Shinpachi
    (Katsura)...you mean?!
[03:11] Shinpachi
    This guy reveled his identity
    right from the start!
[03:13] Shinpachi
    What're you doing here? Get back to
    your Anti-Foreigner Faction activities!
[03:16] Katsura
    What do you all do in real life?
[03:19] Katsura
    (It probably can't be anything good seeing
    as you're playing games in the afternoon.)
[03:22] Shinpachi
    Hey! You're being way too
    honest in the parentheses!
[03:25] Shinpachi
    You're writing feelings
    you shouldn't write!
[03:27] Gintoki
    We're just gamers. (pilot)
[03:29] Shinpachi
    Don't lie! Don't lie in the parentheses!
[03:32] Kagura
    I'm just a traveler.
[03:33] Kagura
    (But when my back is against the wall,
[03:36] Kagura
    my second personality awakens and
    I become a hard-nosed berserker...
[03:39] Kagura
    My mortal enemy, the shining Knight
    Shezard, is actually my older brother.
[03:42] Kagura
    He gave me this cross-shaped
    scar on my face.)
[03:44] Shinpachi
    Stop explaining your 8th-grader storyline!
[03:46] Shinpachi
    When did that happen? When
    did you get that scar?!
[03:49] Shinpachi
    What are you in real life,
    Fruit Punch Samurai G?
[03:53] Shinpachi
    I'm totally on to you, but
    I'll ask as a courtesy.
[03:56] Katsura
    Me? I'm...
[03:57] Katsura
    a screwdriver. (+)
SIGN    [Note: (+) stands for Phillips screwdriver.]
[04:02] Shinpachi
    You, too?!
[04:04] Katsura (M)
    I was subjected to alien abduction
    by a mysterious UFO.
[04:07] Katsura (M)
    My body was modified
    without my consent.
[04:10] Katsura
    I'm playing this game to pursue the alien
    gamers. Do you know anything?
[04:15] ---
    Huh?
[04:17] ---
    Just a minute... (sad)
[04:19] Gintoki
    He's a nuisance. Let's kick him out
    and find someone else.
[04:22] Shinpachi
    Gosh. There were other
    victims besides us.
[04:25] Katsura
    Just a minute. Let's hunt together...
[04:28] Chinpo
    Hey, I thought I told you not to
    show your face around here.
[04:33] Chinpo
    If you're going to come here, I told
    you to change your name first,
[04:36] Chinpo
    Fruit Punch Samurai G.
[04:38] Punch
    You're... (anger)
[04:42] Punch
    Fruit Chinpo Samurai G!
[04:46] Katsura
    You're still in this game?
[04:49] Katsura
    How many times have I told you to change
    your confusing name? (anger)
SIGN    [Note: "Punch" is "ponchi" in Japanese. "Ponchi" spelled backwards is "Chinpo" which means "penis."]
[04:54] Chinpo
    You're the one who has
    to change his name.
[04:56] Chinpo
    I will not allow anyone to
    use the name "Fruit."
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[05:01] Shinpachi
    I think I've seen this scenario before.
SIGN    [Note: Refers to Ep. 34]
[05:04] Katsura/Chinpo
    Let's do this!
[05:09] Chinpo
    You missed! Where are you aiming,
    Fruit Punch Samurai G?
[05:16] Katsura
    Your arrows look like they're not even moving
    to me, Fruit Chinpo Samurai G!
[05:19] Katsura
    What are you in real life anyway?!
[05:22] Kondo
    I'm a screwdriver.
[05:24] Shinpachi
    You, too?!
[05:26] Katsura
    What...?! Chinpo Samurai G...not
    you, too...?! (surprise)
[05:31] Kondo
    Fruit Punch Samurai G...you, too?!
[05:35] Kondo
    Th-That's impossible! There were others...?
[05:38] Kondo
    There were others who entered the transporter device
    not knowing a screwdriver had fallen inside,
[05:42] Kondo
    and had their body fused with a screwdriver
    at the genetic level?!
SIGN    [Note: Reference from the movie "The Fly".]
[05:46] Shinpachi
    That's totally different! Only you were
    involved in "The Fly" accident!
[05:51] Katsura
    That's shocking... (I have no
    idea what he's talking about.)
[05:54] Shinpachi
    He's going with the flow!
[05:55] Katsura
    At any rate, we're both fighting
    the wrong enemy.
[05:58] Shinpachi
    Totally wrong! This is a
    totally different incident!
[06:01] Kondo
    Did it happen to you people, too?
[06:03] Gintoki
    Well, yeah. Anyway, let's capture the alien
    gamers-they're in here somewhere.
[06:09] Gintoki
    They can help him.
[06:11] Shinpachi
    No, they can't! Not him! What
    an irresponsible thing to say!
[06:15] Kagura
    Don't slow us down.
[06:17] Kagura
    (I say such spiteful things, but Kaguura
    never ignores people in need.
[06:22] Kagura
    However, when my back
    is against the wall,
[06:24] Kagura
    my second personality awakens and
    I become a hard-nosed berserker.
[06:26] Shinpachi
    You were a hard-nosed
    berserker from the start!
[06:29] Kondo
    You say you're going to find
    the alien gamers...but how?
[06:33] Kondo
    This game is filled with gamers
    from all over the galaxy.
[06:36] Kondo
    Besides, their appearance will be totally different
    from how they appear in real life.
[06:39] Kondo
    How will you find and recognize them?
[06:43] Katsura
    We need to find M. (passion)
[06:46] Kondo
    M...? That's impossible!
    He's just a myth!
[06:50] Katsura
    Even if he is, we have no other
    way out of this difficult situation.
[06:53] Katsura
    We have to find M. (passion)
[06:56] Kondo
    But...
[06:57] Shinpachi
    Just a minute. Just what is M?
[06:59] Katsura
    You don't know? (ass)
[07:01] Shinpachi
    (Ass)?! Are you saying I'm stupid?
    You better not mean that!
[07:06] Katsura
    Codename M.
[07:08] Katsura
    He has existed since Genesis.
[07:11] Katsura
    He is all-knowing and has hunted
    throughout this entire world.
[07:15] Katsura
    The legendary hunter...M.
[07:19] Katsura
    If he's all-knowing, he must know
    where the alien gamers are.
[07:24] Atsura
    There's no guarantee, but I've heard
    rumors that someone resembling M
[07:26] Atsura
    was last seen in Area D-51.
[07:29] Kondo
    Area D-51? That's the lair of mythical beasts
    that even top-class hunters fear.
[07:40] Gintoki
    So this is Area D-51...gives
    me the creeps.
[07:43] Katsura
    Be wary. The monkeys that live
    here are of the highest level.
[07:47] Katsura
    If you encounter one, don't fight
    it under any circumstances.
[07:49] Katsura
    We'd be no match for it. (fear)
[07:52] Shinpachi
    I can't believe anyone would be in
    such a frightening place like this.
[07:55] Katsura
    Exactly. Only monsters dwell here.
[07:59] Katsura
    So if you see a human-like shadow,
    you can assume it is M. (resolve)
[08:05] Gintoki
    Did you hear something?
[08:09] Shinpachi
    A howl...like that of some kind of beast.
[08:13] Kondo
    Could it be the enemy?!
[08:15] Katsura
    No, it sounds different!
[08:16] Katsura
    Look! A human-like form!
[08:19] Kondo
    No, it can't be! Could this
    be M? Is this really M?
[08:24] Katsura
    Th-That's...!
[08:29] Katsura
    Oh no! Someone's been strung up
    to roast! Hurry and get her down!
[08:35] Shinpachi
    She's still breathing.
[08:37] Katsura
    She must've been captured by the monkeys
    and was about to be eaten.
[08:41] Katsura
    Hey, pull yourself together! Can you
    speak? What happened?! What...
[08:47] Sachan
    Why'd you cut me down?
[08:52] Gintoki
    It's you! This is just
[08:54] Gintoki
    an ordinary M!
SIGN    [Note: M stands for masochist.]
[08:56] Gintoki
    Some "legendary hunter"!
[08:57] Shinpachi
    What did you bring us here for?! Huh?!
[09:00] Gintoki
    Let's string this guy up next.
[09:01] Sachan
    Stop it! If you're going to do
    that, do it to me. Please!
[09:05] Gintoki
    You keep quiet, perverted woman!
[09:06] Sachan
    What? If you've got a problem with that,
    let's hear it! C'mon, say it! Say it!
[09:16] Shinpachi
    M-Monster!
[09:32] Katsura
    I-Impossible!
[09:33] ---
    He defeated the mythical beast, Paoshanron,
    a monkey of the strongest class...
SIGN    [Note: Parody of Lao Shan Lung from Monster Hunter.]
[09:36] ---
    In just one shot...
[09:40] M
    Don't even think about
    touching my guests.
[09:50] M
    Yo.
[09:53] M
    I'm M.
SIGN    [GinTama Monkey Hunter Arc]
[10:09] Kondo
    There's no doubt about it.
[10:11] Kondo
    Only one person in this world
    could do such a thing.
[10:15] Kondo
    One who is all-knowing; one who has
    hunted all over the entire game...
[10:20] Kondo
    This is the legendary hunter...M!
[10:24] Shinpachi
    C-Cool!
[10:26] ---
    I was expecting a much older, rugged
    sort of guy, but he's way cooler!
[10:29] Gintoki
    Did you appear in FF? He
    appeared in FF, didn't he?
SIGN    [Note: Refers to Cloud from Final Fantasy VII.]
[10:33] Kondo
    I want your autograph.
[10:36] Katsura
    What're you getting so excited about?
[10:38] Katsura
    That's not the reason we came here.
[10:41] Katsura
    Excuse me, M-dono, would you mind
    taking a photo with my kid and me?
[10:45] Shinpachi
    What did you come for?! Who's your kid?
[10:48] Shinpachi
    Forgive us. We're...
[10:50] M
    You don't have to say anything.
[10:52] M
    Who do you think I am?
    I am the all-knowing M.
[10:56] M
    I know why you're playing this game
    and why you came in search of me.
[11:01] M
    I know everything.
[11:03] M
    I've been waiting for you.
[11:06] M
    People who can face any crisis, who
    hunt for the hope that is tomorrow...
[11:10] M
    I have been waiting for true
    hunters like you to come.
[11:17] M
    Recently, there has been an increase in
[11:19] M
    some rather odd hunters coming
    to the Mon-Hun world.
[11:23] M
    They're not here to enjoy hunting.
[11:25] M
    All they do is search for people.
    And they all say the same thing...
[11:31] M
    Do you know anything about
    the alien gamers?
[11:33] Shinpachi
    I-It can't be...
[11:35] M
    Yes. You're not the only victims
    of alien abduction.
[11:40] M
    Others like you, who wish
    to restore their bodies,
[11:44] M
    are coming one after another
    into this world.
[11:47] Sachan
    Didn't you people know?
[11:50] Sachan
    It's become such a crisis that the
    Bakufu is taking action.
[11:53] Sachan
    I was asked by certain higher-ups
    in the Bakufu
[11:56] ---
    to infiltrate this game. I'm here to string
    up and arrest the alien gamers.
[12:02] Shinpachi
    No, you strung up yourself,
    indulging in M play.
[12:06] M
    But the majority of players gave
    up and tossed their controllers.
[12:12] M
    It is nearly impossible to
    find specific individuals,
[12:15] M
    whose names you don't even know,
    in the huge world, known as the Net.
[12:18] M
    You are the first ones
    to have reached me.
[12:24] M
    You'll find what you're looking for here.
[12:26] M
    Inside this temple is the monkey
    who stands above all others,
[12:29] M
    the mythical beast...
[12:30] M
    Seiten Taisei. The aliens
    plan to hunt it down.
SIGN    [Note: Seiten Taisei is the self-claimed name of Son Goku in Journey To The West.]
[12:34] M
    They will come here for sure.
[12:37] M
    You are people whom I recognize
    as true hunters.
[12:40] M
    Will you fight with me?
[12:43] M
    I cannot stand by and watch anymore
    as people trample on
[12:47] M
    this hunters' paradise
    with their soiled feet.
[12:49] M
    Let us go together. Let us reclaim
    our hunters' paradise.
[12:53] Shinpachi
    Oh M...!!
[12:54] Customer
    Keep it down!
[12:56] Shinpachi
    Oops, sorry.
[12:57] Shinpachi
    M is way cool! Finally,
    we got someone decent to be...
[13:00] Shinpachi
    a member of our party!
[13:03] Gintoki
    Are you okay with getting involved
    in such a problem?
[13:07] M
    Hmph.
[13:08] ---
    Games are all about the enjoyment
    of solving problems.
[13:11] M
    Don't worry. I'm not doing this on
    a whim or just for the fun of it.
[13:15] M
    I have to restore my own body, as well.
[13:18] Gintoki
    Not you, too?!
[13:19] M
    Well, yeah. Though I'm not in
    as bad shape as you people.
[13:23] M
    A light shined down on me from the sky
[13:25] M
    and by the time I knew what was
    happening, it was too late.
[13:30] Hasegawa
    I had been rendered completely
    unemployed.
[13:32] Shinpachi
    That's not a modification!
[13:34] Shinpachi
    Why are you blaming aliens
    for not having a job?!
[13:37] Shinpachi
    You were that way before
    they showed up!
[13:38] Hasegawa
    I was turned into a spiritless, filthy dude
    with sunglasses named Hasegawa.
[13:42] Shinpachi
    That's who you are!
[13:43] Shinpachi
    You're just trying to escape your real life
    self by pretending to be someone else!
[13:47] Shinpachi
    No way...the legendary hunter...was
    Hasegawa-san?
[13:50] Gintoki
    I see.
[13:51] Gintoki
    He has so much free time that
    he escaped into this game
[13:54] Gintoki
    and became the strongest hunter here.
[13:57] Gintoki
    His life inside the game and his real
    life are in inverse proportion.
[14:01] Gintoki
    Often, the heroes who have
    influence inside a game
[14:03] Gintoki
    are good-for-nothings in the real world
    who have too much free time.
[14:07] Gintoki
    The legendary hunter is a legendary
    good-for-nothing.
[14:11] Shinpachi
    In that regard, our party
    is the strongest ever.
[14:13] Shinpachi
    We're all good-for-nothings.
    Will we be okay?
[14:20] Shinpachi
    Oh...someone's there...!
[14:23] Shinpachi
    There they are!
[14:26] Shinpachi
    It's them! No mistake! They look
    almost the same as in real life!
[14:30] Gintoki
    Those jerks! I'll finish them off!
[14:33] Katsura
    Wait!
[14:34] Katsura
    We're inside the game.
[14:35] Katsura
    Capturing them in here won't
    restore our bodies. (anxiety)
[14:41] Kondo
    Punch Samurai G is right.
[14:44] Kondo
    Unless we capture the guys
    playing the game,
[14:47] Kondo
    any victory in here would
    be meaningless.
[14:48] Shinpachi
    Then...what can we do?
[14:51] Hasegawa
    There's the offline meeting.
[14:53] Shinpachi
    Offline meeting?
[14:54] Hasegawa
    Yes. An offline meeting is a "land party",
    where people who met on the Net,
[14:57] Hasegawa
    via a bulletin board or chat room,
[14:58] Hasegawa
    can meet face-to-face and get
    to know each other better.
[15:02] Hasegawa
    We'll help them with their hunt
    and become Net friends.
[15:05] Hasegawa
    Then we'll invite them
    to an offline meeting
[15:06] Hasegawa
    and drag them out of the cyber world.
[15:09] Gintoki
    We don't have time to go
    through all that trouble!
[15:11] Gintoki
    This is already the second week!
[15:12] Gintoki
    We've already spent two weeks
    on this ridiculous subject!
[15:14] Katsura
    It's our second week, so we need
    to approach this rationally.
[15:16] Katsura
    And it's part B, so we need
    to calm down and think.
[15:19] Kondo
    Okay! Then let's hold an offline
    meeting to plan our strategy.
[15:22] Shinpachi
    You're too calm. That's an "I'm
    relaxing at home" calmness!
[15:41] Shinpachi
    I-It's here!
[15:44] Kohai
    Senpai, the final boss appeared.
[15:46] Senpai
    Oh, it's huge.
[15:47] Hasegawa
    Whatever we do, make them
    feel indebted to us.
[15:53] Hasegawa
    Our enemy is the strongest in Mon-Hun.
    Don't get yourselves killed.
[15:57] Hasegawa
    Let's go!
[16:15] Shinpachi
    I think they killed it.
[16:19] Shinpachi
    Just a minute! What're you doing?!
    We haven't done anything yet!
[16:24] Kohai
    Ah...we've killed the final boss.
[16:26] Senpai
    I guess we're done with Mon-Hun.
[16:29] Shinpachi
    Oh no! This isn't good!
    We've got trouble!
[16:31] ---
    They're planning to quit the game!
    If they leave, it's over for us!
[16:35] Hasegawa
    An enemy! We have to give
    them a new enemy!
[16:38] Shinpachi
    Where are we going to
    find another enemy?!
[16:40] Hasegawa
    I'll think of something!
[16:43] Hasegawa
    Keep them in the game until then.
[16:46] Sachan
    I think our only choice is
    to use womanpower.
[16:49] Gintoki
    Suit yourself.
[16:51] Senpai
    You never did find it, did you?
[16:54] Kohai
    You mean the rare item?
[16:56] Senpai
    No...that.
[16:57] Gintoki
    You go and approach them.
[17:00] Sachan
    Oh no! Because Ginko, you told
    me his antennae was too risqué.
[17:04] Sachan
    You go, Ginko.
[17:05] Gintoki
    Oh my, they're looking this way.
[17:08] Gintoki
    Uh, excuse me... The two
    of us are on a hunt.
[17:12] Gintoki
    She wants to know if you'd
    like to come with us.
[17:15] Sachan
    Oh no, that was her. She said it.
[17:19] Shinpachi
    Terrific! They've got the high-school
    co-ed thing down pat!
[17:23] Shinpachi
    No man can resist that!
[17:25] Sachan
    I really didn't care, but Ginko here said...
[17:30] Gintoki
    C'mon, stop that! Saruko,
[17:32] Gintoki
    you were saying those body
    tights turned you on.
[17:34] Sachan
    Oh no, that was you, Ginko.
[17:36] Gintoki
    No, you did, Saruko.
[17:37] Kagura
    No, I said that.
[17:39] Shinpachi
    Why's an old man joining in?!
[17:40] Kagura
    Don't you think it's seriously risqué?
[17:42] Kagura
    Those body tights are so risqué, don't
    you think? Aren't they risqué?
[17:45] Shinpachi
    You're not a girl right now!
[17:46] Shinpachi
    The problem is you, the creepy old man!
[17:49] Kohai
    Sorry, but we already defeated
    the final boss.
[17:53] Gintoki
    Wow! Awesome!
[17:56] Gintoki
    You're so strong, aren't you?!
    I so respect that!
[17:58] Kohai
    Well, I guess. It took only one shot.
[18:00] Gintoki
    But did you know there's a hidden
    boss inside that temple?
[18:06] Gintoki
    There's a super-strong hidden boss called
    Smegmamon or Masta Bayter.
[18:11] Shinpachi
    Masta Bayter?! Oh, come on now!
[18:14] Kohai
    Senpai, what do you think?
    They want to come with us.
[18:21] Senpai
    I don't care.
[18:24] Shinpachi
    Just a minute! There's no Masta
    Bayter anywhere in this world!
[18:28] Shinpachi
    What are we going to do?!
[18:29] Shinpachi
    They just lied to convince
    them to go with them!
[18:31] Katsura
    This is bad.
[18:33] Katsura
    That Senpai dude is totally
    stricken with 8th-grade-itis.
[18:37] Katsura
    He's fully aware of the opposite sex,
    but can't deal with them face-to-face.
[18:41] Katsura
    He acts disinterested.
[18:43] Katsura
    You see? He's part of the group,
    but notice the distance.
[18:46] Katsura
    The sex-appeal tactic is backfiring.
[18:48] Katsura
    They won't be able to invite
    them to an offline meeting.
[18:53] Kondo
    Let's use his 8th-grade-itis
    to our advantage.
[18:55] Kondo
    People with 8th-grade-itis have a thick
    AT Field towards the opposite sex,
SIGN    [Note: Absolute Terror Field from Neon Genesis Evengelion.]
[18:59] Kondo
    but they're defenseless against
    those of the same sex or race.
[19:01] Shinpachi
    What's an AT Field? Aren't you
    the one with 8th-grade-itis?
[19:05] Kondo
    I'll force open a hole in his AT Field.
[19:08] Kondo
    You guys use that opportunity
    to get close to him.
[19:11] Shinpachi
    How're you going to force it open?
[19:14] Shinpachi
    That guy won't let anyone
    in except his Kohai.
[19:16] Kondo
    I'm sure he'll open up if we
    show him we're his friends.
[19:20] Kondo
    Is there anything they identify with?
[19:24] Kondo
    That!
[19:26] Kohai
    Senpai, is something the matter?
    You've been really quiet lately.
[19:31] Senpai
    It's nothing.
[19:32] Gintoki
    This isn't working. He hasn't
    opened up to us at all.
[19:36] Sachan
    He's at a difficult age.
[19:38] Gintoki
    But he keeps ogling us. So irritating!
[19:41] Sachan
    Don't lose patience. We'll
    seduce him in time.
[19:47] Kondo
    Oh?
[19:48] Kondo
    Aren't you...
[19:49] Kondo
    Senpai?
[19:52] Kondo
    It's me. Me! I was two grades
    below you in middle school.
[19:59] Kondo
    Don't you remember me? This antenna?
[20:02] Gintoki
    Awesome! A new species of monkey!
[20:06] Gintoki
    A rare monkey. Let's
    quickly take his stuff.
[20:09] Senpai
    Did he say something just
    now? Do I know him?
[20:12] Sachan
    He's nobody you know. He's just
    a monkey. A genuine monkey.
[20:18] Kagura
    I obtained a truly rare item.
[20:21] Kagura
    I want you to have this as
    a token of our friendship.
SIGN    [Obtained: A filthy antenna]
[20:28] Senpai
    You mean it?
[20:29] Kohai
    That's great, Senpai. You can use
    it to create powerful armaments.
[20:33] Senpai
    No, I think it probably has no use at all.
[20:36] Kohai
    No, you can use it in a cursed knife.
[20:40] Katsura
    Fruit Chinpo Samurai G!! (lol)
[20:43] Shinpachi
    What's the (lol) for?
[20:45] Shinpachi
    That strategy was a total failure,
[20:47] Shinpachi
    but the awkwardness has lessened a bit.
[20:50] Katsura
    Fruit Chinpo Samurai G! Your death
    was not in vain! (roflmao)
[20:55] Shinpachi
    Why are you laughing?
[20:57] Katsura
    Fruit Chinpo Samurai G taught me that
[21:00] Katsura
    people must bare themselves and confront
    each other head-on. (naked)
[21:04] Shinpachi
    No, that guy was simply vulgar.
[21:08] Katsura
    There was no hope of opening
    up that guy's heart
[21:10] Katsura
    by whispering secretly between
    ourselves over here.
[21:14] Katsura
    I've made up my mind-I'm going to bare
    myself and confront them. (resolve)
[21:18] Katsura
    I will tell him everything I
    feel with open frankness.
[21:21] Katsura
    We may live on different planets,
[21:22] Katsura
    but I am sure we can understand
    each other!
[21:24] Shinpachi
    Just a minute, Katsura-san!
[21:26] Katsura
    Hey! You guys!
[21:28] Katsura
    The truth is, I sometimes urinate
    when I take a shower,
[21:32] Katsura
    but you all do that, too, don't you?
[21:34] Shinpachi
    He's revealing something
    that's totally irrelevant!
[21:39] Gintoki
    A-Awesome! Rare monkeys
    keep appearing here!
[21:43] Kohai
    No, he's your friend, right? They
    were both your friends, right?
[21:47] Sachan
    No, these monkeys aren't our friends.
[21:49] Sachan
    They were genuine monkeys.
[21:52] Kagura
    I obtained a very rare item.
[21:55] Kagura
    I want you to have this as a token...
SIGN    [Obtained: Golden water]
[21:59] Gintoki
    I don't want it!
[22:04] Senpai
    Look I didn't say anything earlier,
    but that's enough, you guys.
[22:07] Senpai
    You've been sneaking about
    trying to check us out.
[22:11] Senpai
    What're you up to? Are you with them?
[22:15] Gintoki
    Huh? What're you saying?
[22:17] Senpai
    I'm asking who you people are!
[22:19] Gintoki
    You should identify yourselves first
    before asking us questions.
[22:24] Senpai
    Huh? We are...
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[22:37] Hijikata/Okita
    We are screwdrivers.
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[24:17] Gintoki
    How many weeks is it going
    to take to get my dick back?
[24:20] ---
    We're having an offline meeting
    next week?! Who cares!
[24:24] ---
    Come back, my Shane!
SIGN    [Note: Parody of the Western movie, Shane.]
[24:26] Shinpachi
    The next episode... "Always Keep
    a Screwdriver In Your Heart."
SIGN    ["Always Keep a Screwdriver In Your Heart"]
SIGN    [Due to not making any progress, the Mon-Hun party holds an offline meeting.]
SIGN    [Will Gintoki and friends finally be able to restore their modified body parts next week?!]