E259 - Five Pinkies

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[00:01] Sada
    These criminals are guilty
    of murdering Bakufu officials
[00:04] ---
     as well as the leader
    of those snooping dogs.
[00:09] Tsu
    Stop.
[00:10] Tsu
    We've heard enough, Your Highness.
[00:12] Gin
    We already know the rest of the story.
[00:14] Hiji
    Try to commit a crime that's
    worthy of this punishment.
[00:18] Hiji
    What crime will you be guilty of?
[00:21] Gin
    The crime of
[00:22] Gin
    ripping off a lord's
    topknot down there.
[00:24] Tsu
    Are you sure about this?
[00:26] Tsu
    You'll be sacrificing
    everything for Yoshiwara.
[00:28] Gin
    It's too late.
[00:30] Gin
    I already made a promise.
[00:33] Tsu
    I see.
[00:34] Tsu
    In that case...
[00:36] Tsu
    Promise me this.
[00:37] Tsu
    We will all return alive.
SIGN    Five Pinkies
[02:17] Gin
    I promise.
[02:19] Gin
    We'll bring the old man
    back to Suzuran together.
[02:22] Nobu
    Finished with your last farewells?
[02:26] Shin
    Nobume-san?
[02:27] Shin
    Are you joining us?
[02:29] Nobu
    As a survivor of the Mimawarigumi,
[02:31] Nobu
    I must fulfill my mission.
[02:34] Nobu
    Besides...
[02:35] Nobu
    I'll get to cut people up.
[02:39] Kag
    Hey!
[02:41] Nobu
    Out of the way, mobs.
[02:43] Kag
    Or else we kill the princess!
[02:44] All
    Your Highness!
[02:46] A
    How dare you disrespect Her Highness?!
[02:48] A
    A hundred executions wouldn't
    be enough to punish this crime!
[02:51] Kag
    Shut the hell up!
[02:52] Kag
    Zip your stinkin' mouths!
[02:54] Nobu
    Every time someone speaks,
    I cut off a finger.
[02:58] Shin
    Gin-san, assuming that
    we manage to survive,
[03:01] Shin
    we won't be able to
    live in Edo anymore.
[03:03] Soyo
    H-Help!
[03:05] Soyo
    Why is this happening to me?!
[03:07] Shin
    This is the only time her
    acting has been believable!
[03:10] Shin
    How are we supposed to explain this?!
[03:13] Nobu
    She said to zip your stinkin' mouth.
[03:15] Soyo
    That applies to me, too?
[03:16] Nobu
    How many times did you speak?
[03:17] Soyo
    I-I don't know...
[03:19] Nobu
    Okay...
[03:20] Nobu
    I don't feel like counting,
    so I'll do this.
[03:22] Shin
    What?!
[03:23] All
    Your Highness!
[03:24] Nobu
    Okay, you talked again,
    so one more time.
[03:26] A
    We understand! Let them pass!
[03:28] Nobu
    Okay, you talked again,
    so one more time.
[03:30] Shin
    Enough! That's enough!
[03:34] Soyo
    That went well.
[03:36] Shin
    No, that did not go well, Your Highness.
[03:39] Shin
    The damage to our reputation
    is irreparable now.
[03:41] Soy
    I was really nervous, but it was funny
[03:43] ---
    how everyone was so surprised, right?
[03:46] Both
    Right.
[03:47] Shin
    The Three Sadisteers can shut up!
[03:49] Tsu
    However, it would be dangerous to
    continue this charade, Your Highness.
[03:51] Tsu
    Please find a place to hide.
[03:53] Soyo
    Please let me help you see this through.
[03:57] Soyo
    I didn't know what I was doing,
[03:59] ---
    but I was the one chaining
    Grampy inside the castle.
[04:02] Soyo
    Grampy probably wanted
    to leave the castle
SIGN    All right!
[04:06] ---
    far more than I did, but
    I never noticed a thing...
SIGN    Behave yourself, Your Highness!
[04:09] Soyo
    He was always watching over me.
[04:11] Soyo
    So it's my turn to help him.
[04:14] Soyo
    Even if it means he'll
    scold me for misbehaving.
[04:17] Kag
    Soyo-chan...
[04:18] Soyo
    Let's hurry.
[04:19] Soyo
    My uncle is over here.
[04:22] Shin
    Your Highness?!
[04:24] Shin
    Wait!
[04:25] Shin
    She just knocked herself out
    after saying she wanted to help!
SIGN    Odd Jobs
[04:28] Shin
    This looks like a murder scene now!
[04:30] Shin
    And why did she write Odd
    Jobs as her dying message?!
[04:34] Tsu
    We can't let anyone see this!
[04:36] Nobu
    It's faster to destroy the evidence.
[04:37] Tsu
    You're too fast!
[04:39] Gin
    Oops, I really embarrassed myself.
[04:41] Gin
    Wait.
[04:42] Gin
    My embarrassment is faster
    than my mouth can move.
[04:45] Tsu
    Enough with the Ikkoku-dou!
[04:47] All
    What have you bastards done?!
[04:50] Shin
    There's a whole horde coming for us!
[04:52] Kag
    Hold on, Soyo-chan!
[04:54] A
    Kill every single one of the rebels!
[04:57] A
    No mercy for the women and children!
[05:02] Kag
    Women and children?
[05:04] Kag
    That's some big talk!
[05:07] Nobu
    Naturally, that scum
    would be served by scum.
[05:10] Nobu
    This nation has no respect for women.
[05:17] All
    Open fire!
[05:20] Tsu
    Show that you can stop
    the women you sneer at!
[05:25] Tsu
    Show that you can defend the castle
[05:27] ---
    built upon the tears of those women!
[05:30] Tsu
    Since you've forgotten about them,
[05:33] Tsu
    we'll have to remind you!
[05:35] A
    Kill them!
[05:44] Tsu
    These women
[05:46] Tsu
    have come to topple a county.
[05:50] Gin
    Good grief.
[05:51] Gin
    We've got three nation
    breakers with us.
[05:53] Shin
    That sounds tougher than
    taking on the shogun.
[05:57] Gin
    I'll give you some advice.
    Call for reinforcements.
[06:00] Gin
    You might be the shogun's
    personal guards,
[06:03] Gin
    but you're probably too soft from
    all the peace and quiet to take us on.
[06:07] Gin
    Meanwhile, we're still at war,
[06:10] Gin
    fighting for our lives every day
    against those psychos!
[06:33] Kag
    Gin-chan, how many do we each take?
[06:36] Gin
    One hundred, two hundred...
[06:38] Gin
    Forget it. I'm putting myself to sleep.
[06:41] Gin
    Listen up.
[06:42] Gin
    Stay close together.
[06:44] Gin
    Trust the rest of us to watch your back
[06:47] Gin
    and focus on the enemies
    in front of you.
[06:49] Gin
    As long as you're standing,
    we're all standing.
[06:53] Gin
    Become the blade for
    taking down that wall.
[06:56] Gin
    We're gonna crush the
    shogun's silly toy box!
[07:00] Gin
    It's time to seize
[07:01] Gin
    this country!
[07:03] A
    S-Stop them!
[07:05] A
    Form a wall!
[07:06] A
    We can't let these rebels
    get any closer to our lor—
[07:10] Gin
    Weak!
[07:11] Gin
    Weaker than Zazami Original!
[07:14] Gin
    And you call yourselves
    the shogun's samurai?!
[07:19] A
    W-We can't stop them!
[07:20] A
    Not from the front, the
    right, the left, the rear!
[07:24] A
    There's no opening!
[07:25] A
    The five rebels are
    like a giant bullet!
[07:28] B
    Move!
[07:30] B
    We're going to shoot
    down these crazy fools!
[07:37] B
    Fire!
[07:38] B
    Fire! Fire! Fire!
[07:49] B
    W-Watch our flanks!
[08:01] A
    Second round loaded!
[08:03] A
    Blow 'em to smithereens!
[08:23] B
    Again!
[08:24] B
    Hurry up with the next shot!
[08:28] A
    W-Wait! Our comrades are inside!
[08:34] Shin
    That was mean, Kagura-chan!
[08:35] Shin
    Why am I the only one
    getting this treatment?!
[08:37] A
    Shit! They took the cannon!
[08:46] Gin
    We finally made it to
    the shogun's place.
[08:49] Kag
    Huh? I don't see an intercom.
[08:51] Gin
    Oh well.
[08:53] Gin
    We'll have to use this.
[08:54] A
    Wait!
[08:55] A
    Not that!
[08:56] A
    Anything but that!
[08:57] Gin
    Shogun-sama!
[08:58] Gin
    Come out and play!
[09:09] Gin
    Sorry to keep you waiting, Shogun-sama.
[09:12] Gin
    The #1 delivery lady, the courtesan
    Suzuran, has come to see you.
[09:17] Gin
    And it's too late to request a change.
[09:19] Gin
    Did you wash that filthy ass of yours?
[09:22] Gin
    You won't be getting any sleep tonight.
[09:27] Sada
    Life is filled with surprises.
[09:29] Sada
    You must be the first in
    history to insult the Bakufu
[09:32] ---
    and sully the Tokugawa name
    in such a fashion.
[09:37] Sada
    If you intended to beg for mercy,
    you've only added to your crimes.
[09:42] Nobu
    You are the criminal here.
[09:45] Nobu
    I, Imai Nobume, vice-captain
    of the Mimawarigumi,
[09:49] ---
    know everything you've done.
[09:51] Nobu
    Tokugawa Sadasada,
[09:53] Nobu
    you are under arrest for the
    assassination of Bakufu officials.
[09:57] Sada
    A surviving Hitotsubashi
    dog is talking about
[10:01] ---
    judging me in a court of law?
[10:04] Sada
    How can you judge me when
    I rule this country?
[10:08] ---
    When I am the law?
[10:11] Tsu
    If we cannot judge you on the surface,
[10:13] Tsu
    we will judge you underground.
[10:15] Tsu
    The woman's tears you
    spilled in Yoshiwara...
[10:18] Tsu
    The man's blood you spilled...
[10:19] Tsu
    The heavens may forgive you,
[10:22] Tsu
    but the law in Yoshiwara,
    Lady Death, will not.
[10:27] Tsu
    Release that man.
[10:28] Tsu
    Where did you take him?
[10:32] Tsu
    I just asked you a question!
[10:42] Oboro
    When disaster strikes,
[10:44] Oboro
    some choose to curse the heavens.
[10:47] Oboro
    When misfortune befalls you,
[10:50] Oboro
    it is the will of the heavens.
[10:52] Oboro
    The fate the heavens have dealt.
[10:54] Oboro
    You must silently accept that fate.
[10:57] Oboro
    Our blades serve as the
    voice of the heavens.
[11:00] Kag
    Who are they?
[11:01] Nobu
    Be careful. That's not
    your ordinary cult.
[11:04] Nobu
    They're a group of assassins
    who have served
[11:07] ---
    the rulers of this nation from
    the shadows for a long time.
[11:11] Nobu
    Men of taboo who were eliminated
    from central government
[11:14] Nobu
    when we entered a period of peace.
[11:16] Nobu
    When the Oniwabanshu was disbanded,
[11:20] Nobu
    Sadasada turned to them
    for his shady business.
[11:23] Oboro
    We are the Yatagarasu for the heavens.
[11:26] Oboro
    The Tenshoin Naraku.
[11:29] Nobu
    Oboro...
[11:30] Nobu
    The leader of the Tenshoin and
    the strongest Naraku warrior.
[11:34] Nobu
    That man is involved in this?
[11:36] Sada
    The one to judge is heaven.
    In other words, the shogun.
[11:40] Sada
    The earth-crawlers are the
    ones who are judged.
[11:43] Sada
    That is how the world works.
[11:45] Sada
    You are only allowed to
    look up at the heavens.
[11:49] Sada
    However, you need not lament.
[11:51] Sada
    The heavens do not
    always bring disaster.
[11:56] Sada
    The heavens also bring good fortune.
[12:00] Sada
    I believe you were
    looking for that man.
[12:03] Shin
    Gr-Grampy!
[12:05] Sada
    If you can escape alive, you will be
    able to reunite him with Suzuran.
[12:09] Sada
    Though I doubt he will survive
    long enough to reach Yoshiwara.
[12:13] Sada
    Even if he does survive,
[12:18] Sada
    he's lost the pinky he swore on
    and the arm he used to hold her.
[12:24] Sada
    He should just end his miserable life.
[12:27] Sada
    So much for loyalty when he's
    betrayed me not once, but twice.
[12:31] Sada
    The heavens are punishing
    him as a result.
[12:35] Sada
    And now he's literally an
    earth-crawling worm.
[13:01] Gin
    Hey.
[13:03] Gin
    The pinky he swore on is still around.
[13:07] Gin
    He's got five pinkies right
    here that are gonna drag you
[13:11] ---
    from heaven to hell.
[13:29] Grampy
    Wh-What are you...?
[13:31] Tsu
    You've endured so much.
[13:34] Tsu
    You've been through so much.
[13:36] Tsu
    I'm sorry that you had to wait so long.
[13:41] Tsu
    But there's nothing to worry about.
[13:43] Tsu
    The moon you have longed for
[13:45] Tsu
    has risen.
[13:47] Tsu
    In the land where you once made a vow,
[13:50] Tsu
    there is a light that will
    shine through any darkness.
[13:54] Tsu
    This moon will never fall.
[13:58] Tsu
    Shinpachi, Kagura, please guide him.
[14:01] Tsu
    We'll bring up the rear.
[14:03] Nobu
    I'm allowed to cut down
    whoever I want now, right?
[14:06] Tsu
    Yes, do as you please.
[14:08] Tsu
    In the morning, this will have
    been nothing more than a dream.
[14:16] Sada
    You're buying time for
    an old man to escape?
[14:19] Sada
    Do you really think you can escape
[14:22] Sada
    from my grasp?
[14:25] Gin
    I'm not running away.
[14:28] Gin
    Is it gonna be the sun or the
    moon that sits up in the sky?
[14:32] Gin
    Let's settle this once and for all.
[14:34] Gin
    How about it, heavenly errand boy?
[14:47] Tsu
    Let's go!
[15:56] Tsu
    What are you doing, Gintoki?!
[15:57] Tsu
    Pull yourself together!
[15:58] Nobu
    If you want to die, I'll
    cut you up right now.
[16:01] Nobu
    You were hit in a pressure point.
[16:03] Nobu
    By a poisoned needle.
[16:05] Gin
    Is it bad?
[16:06] Nobu
    It'll paralyze you,
[16:08] Nobu
    and kill you if the poison isn't removed.
[16:14] Sada
    You seem to be struggling.
[16:17] Sada
    It's rare to see someone
    last so long against you, Oboro.
[16:26] Oboro
    Actually, it's happened once before.
[16:30] Oboro
    There was a demon who chose
    to oppose the heavens.
[16:40] Oboro
    You still have that same
    look in your eyes,
[16:44] Oboro
    White Yaksha.
[16:45] Gin
    Yo—
[16:48] Gin
    You're...
[16:50] Tsu
    Gintoki?
[16:51] Sada
    Oh? Do you know him, Oboro?
[16:55] Oboro
    My Lord, he is an orphan
    of the Kansei purge.
[16:58] Tsu
    Kansei purge?
[17:01] Sada
    Are you from Yoshiwara?
[17:03] Sada
    Then you wouldn't know.
[17:06] Sada
    The Joi war...
[17:07] Sada
    When the nation was opened
    up, the ignorant samurai
[17:11] ---
    accused the Bakufu of selling
    the country and revolted.
[17:17] Sada
    As our relationship with the Amanto
    soured, we put down the samurai.
[17:22] Sada
    Ever since, this nation has
    been in a state of civil war.
[17:27] Sada
    As the war dragged on, the Amanto
    began intervening in domestic affairs
[17:31] ---
    under the pretense
    of cleansing the rebels.
[17:36] Sada
    Ironic that the Joi revolt led
    to increased Amanto influence.
[17:41] Sada
    And then the Tendoshu instructed
    the Bakufu to initiate
[17:45] ---
    the deadliest cleansing of the
    century, the Kansei purge.
[17:49] Sada
    Every last Joi rebel, from
    the minor agitators to
[17:53] ---
    the public officials, was
    targeted as part of the purge.
[17:57] Sada
    The brutal crackdown led to a
    sharp decline in Joi activity.
[18:03] Sada
    Oboro and his brethren were
    instrumental in that process.
[18:08] Sada
    They were led by his predecessor,
[18:12] ---
    but he was every bit as
    skilled in the martial arts.
[18:17] Oboro
    My Lord, that wasn't the
    end of the samurai.
[18:22] Oboro
    While many samurai threw away their
    swords after losing their leaders,
[18:26] Oboro
    some were plotting to rescue
    one of those captive leaders.
[18:31] Oboro
    They were these men, the ones
    known as the last samurai.
[18:38] Oboro
    They were the students of
[18:40] ---
    the evil criminal who dared
    to oppose the heavens,
[18:43] Oboro
    Yoshida Shoyo.
[18:45] Oboro
    His students took up their swords
    to rescue their teacher.
[18:51] Tsu
    G-Gintoki?
[18:53] Tsu
    You lost your teacher?
[18:56] Oboro
    Do you recall that name, my Lord?
[19:00] Sada
    Yoshida Shoyo...
[19:03] Sada
    Was there such a person?
[19:07] Sada
    Do you think I remember the corpses of
[19:09] ---
    every worm I stomped on my way to power?
[19:11] Sada
    If he happened to be a major
    criminal, I might remember him.
[19:14] Sada
    What was his crime?
[19:18] Oboro
    Actually, I can't recall either.
[19:22] Oboro
    I do remember that he
    taught sword and pen
[19:25] ---
    to some children in the country.
[19:27] Sada
    That was it?
[19:29] Oboro
    However, my Lord, we
    were told to crush such gatherings
[19:33] ---
    as they might foment rebellion.
[19:38] Sada
    I see. And I was correct to order that.
[19:42] Sada
    Yoshida Shoyo...
[19:43] Sada
    His crime was creating
     dissenters like him.
[19:51] Tsu
    Wait, Gintoki!
[19:59] Oboro
    Why is the demon who battled the
    heavens and fell to the ground
[20:03] Oboro
    still wandering around here?
[20:09] Oboro
    Why is the demon who lost everything
    to the heavens still howling at them?
[20:15] Oboro
    You, all of you, should
    have learned your lesson.
[20:19] Oboro
    You can shout, you can scream,
[20:22] Oboro
    but your voices will
    never reach the heavens.
[20:26] Oboro
    And neither will your sobs.
[20:32] Tsu
    Gintoki!
[20:37] Oboro
    Will you make the same mistake
    again, White Yaksha?
[20:41] Oboro
    You can sit there and watch
    until you bleed to death.
[20:44] Oboro
    As everything you tried to
    protect is destroyed again.
[20:50] Oboro
    Shoyo is also watching
[20:53] Oboro
    as the student he sacrificed
    his life to protect
[20:55] Oboro
    falls apart without protecting a thing.
[21:03] Gin
    Don't you leave...
[21:06] Gin
    Don't you leave!
[21:09] Gin
    You bastards are...
[21:18] Tsu
    Gintoki!
[21:27] Shin
    Kagura-chan!
[21:29] All
    Die!
[21:38] Gin
    Move...
[21:43] Gin
    Move!
[21:48] Gin
    Please...
[21:50] Gin
    Move!
[22:00] Kondo
    Excuse me.
[22:01] Kondo
    What are you doing here
    so late at night?
[22:04] Sasa
    Excuse me, could you please
    show me your license?
[22:08] Kondo
    Good evening.
[22:10] Sasa
    This is the police.
SIGN    To be continued...
[23:45] Kag
    I can't wait for summer!
[23:48] Kag
    I'm so excited!
[23:49] Gin
    No kidding. I'm getting
    goosebumps already.
[23:52] Shin
    Yup, when we go to the
    theater this summer...
[23:54] Both
    How many Pokemon will we get?
[23:56] Shin
    You're excited about that one?!
SIGN    Pinky Swear
SIGN    The situation is looking grim
SIGN    when the Shinsengumi and Mimawarigumi arrive!!
SIGN    The revolt that began with five people
SIGN    will reach its climax next week!!