E47 - Do Cherries Come from Cherry Trees?

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[00:21] Gintoki
    It's a d-d-dream...
[00:25] ---
    Huh? I can't move.
[00:31] ---
    It's no use...
[00:32] Gintoki
    Huh? Could it be?
[00:34] ---
    Could it be kanashibari? Is it kanashibari?
SIGN    [Note: Kanasibari means to be bound and paralyzed by a ghost.]
[00:37] ---
    Huh? Wh-Wh-What's going on?
[00:40] ---
    Nah, can't be...
[00:41] ---
    C-C-Could it be ghosts...
[00:43] ---
    Ohh...I don't believe in that. I absolutely don't believe in that.
[00:49] ---
    I'm not afraid. How can I be... I'm the star.
[00:54] ---
    Once upon a time, I was called the White Demon and the people were afraid of me.
[00:57] ---
    I can't be afraid of a ghost.
[01:01] ---
    Hey, Kagura! I have no voice? I'm talking, but nothing's coming out.
[01:08] ---
    Hey! Hey! I'm having trouble breathing. I'm struggling to breathe.
[01:16] ---
    Is it a ghost, after all? Is it the ghost's doing?
[01:19] ---
    I take back what I said. I do believe in ghosts!
[01:23] ---
    Hey, is someone there? Ghost, are you there?
[01:26] ---
    I was wrong. So please release me from the ghost paralysis. Please! I'm begging you!
[01:31] ---
    Help! Help me please!
SIGN    [For some reason, Gin-san is frozen by ghost paralysis and incapable of moving.]
SIGN    [Is it the work of ghosts? And when will he ever be released?]
[01:46] Gintoki
    Hey, it's morning...
[01:49] ---
    I can't move... I haven't moved...
[01:52] ---
    Am I going to be like this for the rest of my life?
[01:55] ---
    Ghost-san, please answer me! Ghost-san! Ghost-san! Ghost-san!
[02:01] Shinpachi
    Good morning.
[02:03] Gintoki
    Oh, Shinpachi. Shinpachi! Help me!
[02:06] ---
    Shinpachi. Shinpachi! Shinpachi!
[02:09] ---
    My voice isn't coming out. I'm talking, but I have no voice.
[02:14] Kagura
    Morning, Shinpachi.
[02:15] Gintoki
    Kagura...it doesn't matter who... Save me. Save me. Please. Save me.
[02:16] Shinpachi
    You look sleepy. Morning, Kagura-chan.
[02:18] Kagura
    Huh? Where's Gin-chan? Is Gin-chan still asleep?
[02:19] Shinpachi
    That's right. Gin-san's suffering from ghost paralysis.
[02:25] Kagura
    Shall I wake him up?
[02:26] Gintoki
    Hurry and come here!
[02:27] Shinpachi
    No, never mind. Gin-san's in kanashibari.
[02:32] Gintoki
    What?! How do you know?
[02:35] Gintoki
    How do you know? Why won't you save me even though you know?
[02:37] Kagura
    Kanashibari? What is kanashibari?
[02:41] Shinpachi
    It's a ghost paralysis. You're awake, but your body can't move.
[02:46] Shinpachi
    It's a very convenient state for the animators.
[02:48] Kagura
    Convenient?
[02:49] Shinpachi
    Seems all the anime staff are taking a trip to Kinugawa Hot Spa,
[02:53] Shinpachi
    so they were talking about creating a 30-minute "Gin-san Meets Ghost Paralysis" episode.
[02:58] Gintoki
    What?!
SIGN    ["Gin-san Meets Ghost Paralysis"]
[03:06] Gintoki
    You can't do that!
[03:08] ---
    Oh, I'm free of the ghost paralysis.
[03:13] ---
    Anime staff! You think you can get away with such laziness?!
[03:17] ---
    Do it right!
SIGN    [A pollen allergy sweeps across Edo. Apparently, a plant from another planet is the cause.]
SIGN    [I'm exhausted, achoo! I worked too hard thinking the end was near. (laugh)]
SIGN    ["Do Cherries Come from Cherry Trees?"]
[05:06] Gintoki
    Buekushon!
[05:08] Shinpachi
    Hakushon!
[05:09] Kagura
    Michael Jackson!
[05:10] Gintoki
    Hey, that can't be Michael Jackson. That was a sneeze.
[05:14] ---
    It's Janet Jackson!
[05:15] Kagura
    Maeda Taison!
SIGN    [Note: A possible word play on Mike Tyson]
[05:16] Shinpachi
    Cut it out! Sneeze normally!
[05:18] Shinpachi
    It's so irritating.
[05:21] Shinpachi
    The pollen this year is worse than normal.
[05:24] Shinpachi
    Everyone on the street is sniffling and suffering from the pollen. I wonder why.
[05:30] Gintoki
    Seems it's not cedar pollen.
[05:33] Gintoki
    This year, they think it's a nasty pollen from a plant from another planet.
[05:36] ---
    Shakin' the baby!
[05:37] Shinpachi
    Hey! Stick to the topic!
[05:40] Gintoki
    That's okay, after all, this show is...
[05:42] Gintoki/Kagura
    Fiction!
[05:44] Gintoki
    No relation to actual persons, groups or events.
[05:47] Shinpachi
    Don't worry about unnecessary things! It's too late!
[05:50] Gintoki
    Too late, you say?
[05:51] Gintoki
    I heard the old hag closed the shop and crawled into bed.
[05:56] Shinpachi
    Otose-san? The Otose? You'd think she'd just sprinkle the pollen on her rice for flavor. The Otose?!
[06:03] Gintoki
    I know how you feel. I heard it's that bad.
[06:06] ---
    We should probably stay indoors.
[06:08] Kagura
    We're out of tissues. Shinpachi, go buy some.
[06:12] Shinpachi
    Hey! Were you even listening?
[06:14] Kagura
    Never mind, just go buy some. Buying tissues is all you're good for, anyway.
[06:18] Shinpachi
    What did you say, damn bitch! Go home to your planet!
[06:22] Gintoki
    Doesn't seem like inside or outside makes any difference. Where is this pollen coming from?
[06:28] Gintoki
    It might be coming from someplace close by. But there aren't many plants in Kabukicho...
[06:40] Gintoki
    Hey, are you still alive?
[06:47] Gintoki
    Huh? No way.
[06:49] Gintoki
    Way.
[06:51] Kagura
    Shinpachi, someone's here. Get that.
[06:53] Shinpachi
    You're crazy. Ordering me around like that!
[06:56] Kagura
    Just get it. Greeting guests is all you're good for.
[07:00] Shinpachi
    You make me so mad! You're a champion at that! Bitch!
[07:03] Kagura
    Nobody's home. We're here, but we're not.
[07:06] Shinpachi
    So brazen!
[07:08] Shinpachi
    Coming, coming, I'll be right there.
[07:11] ---
    Tsk, why is it always me?
[07:25] Hedoro
    How do you do? I just moved in next door behind your house.
[07:31] Hedoro
    The name's Hedoro.
[07:34] Hedoro
    It's written "He" as in fart, "do" as in angry, and "ro" as in Robinmask.
[07:39] Hedoro
    Hedoro.
[07:46] Hedoro
    I've come today to introduce myself.
[07:49] Hedoro
    I run a flower shop. Please accept this as token of my goodwill.
[07:54] Hedoro
    I may be a bother at times,
[07:58] Hedoro
    but please be good to me.
[08:01] Hedoro
    Well, sorry to bother you.
[08:11] Shinpachi
    Scary!
[08:12] Gintoki
    Scary! What was that?! Our neighbor Hedoro. Freaky scary!
SIGN    [Note: A play on "My Neighbor Totoro"]
[08:16] Gintoki
    You think, maybe, that's Hedoro's forest?!
[08:19] Shinpachi
    What's with that? He's releasing all kinds of pollen into the air.
[08:22] Shinpachi
    Well, this explains Edo's pollen allergy epidemic.
[08:26] Shinpachi
    No wonder no one does anything about it. If they complain, he'd probably kill them.
[08:30] Gintoki
    Hey, why's that guy have to move in next to us?
[08:33] Kagura
    But he said he was a florist.
[08:35] Gintoki
    Don't be ridiculous!
[08:37] Gintoki
    No matter how you look at him, that face is here to conquer Earth!
[08:40] Gintoki
    During the day, he's a florist. But at night, he works on his real job of world domination.
[08:44] Gintoki
    This is way worse than good girl by day, naughty girl by night.
[08:48] Gintoki
    He intends to conquer Earth after weakening the people with pollen.
[08:52] Kagura
    Seriously?
[08:54] Shinpachi
    Come to think of it,
[08:55] Shinpachi
    didn't he leave a potted flower. There...
[09:02] Kagura
    Sadaharu!
[09:05] Kagura
    Sadaharu! Come here quickly! It's going to explode!
[09:08] Shinpachi
    What? It's gonna explode?!
[09:09] Gintoki
    Forget about Sadaharu. If we don't hurry, poison gas will...
[09:13] Shinpachi
    What? Poison gas?!
[09:14] Kagura
    Sadaharu! I can't just leave him in there!!
[09:18] Gintoki
    He's a flower in a storm.
[09:20] Shinpachi
    Life is all about farewells.
[09:25] Catherine
    Neighborhood Notebook.
[09:28] Gintoki
    For god's sake, Catherine!
[09:30] Gintoki
    This is no time to be circulating the Neighborhood Notebook!
[09:32] Gintoki
    Earth's about to be taken over!
[09:34] Catherine
    Huh? Did your snot infect your brains? Idiots.
[09:42] Shinpachi
    What?! Gin-san, trouble!
[09:44] Shinpachi
    Next house on the list is our neighbor Hedoro-san!
[09:48] Gintoki
    You're kidding...
[09:59] Shinpachi
    He really is a florist.
[10:01] Gintoki
    Who'd come to buy from him? Such a scary shop.
[10:03] Kagura
    But he seems to be having so much fun.
[10:06] Kagura
    He doesn't look at all like he's here to conquer Earth.
[10:09] Gintoki
    Of course he's happy.
[10:10] Gintoki
    He's growing devil flowers that will be the vanguard troops to conquer Earth.
[10:14] Shinpachi
    More importantly, how will we pass him the Neighborhood Notebook?
[10:17] Gintoki
    Rock!
[10:18] Kagura
    Paper!
[10:19] Gintoki/Kagura/Shinpachi
    Scissors!
[10:20] Kagura
    No way! It's me?
[10:23] Gintoki
    You don't have to hand it to him personally.
[10:25] Gintoki
    You don't have to do anything dangerous. Act like Passerby A and leave it as you walk by.
[10:32] Shinpachi
    W-Wait a minute!
[10:33] Shinpachi
    There's no Passerby A, or B or C or D.
[10:37] Shinpachi
    Everyone's too scared to walk around. Passerby A will clearly stand out big time.
[10:41] Gintoki
    Don't sweat it. There'll be passersby.
[10:47] Kagura
    Chan.
SIGN    [Note: This is a parody of the manga "Kozure O-Kami" ]
[10:49] Kagura
    Chan.
[10:51] Kagura
    Chan.
[10:53] Shinpachi (M)
    There are no such passersby B and C!
[10:55] Shinpachi (M)
    Oh crap! Hedoro's watching. Hedoro's looking right at them!
[10:59] Shinpachi (M)
    B! C! They're being watched! B! C!
[11:03] Gintoki
    What hard luck I've had.
[11:05] Gintoki
    After losing my wife, my son...
[11:08] Kagura
    Chan.
[11:09] Gintoki
    This is all he can say.
[11:11] Kagura
    Chan.
[11:12] Gintoki
    He really means father, not "Chan."
[11:14] Gintoki
    After losing his mother, he's had no one but me to rely on.
[11:17] Gintoki
    It can't be helped. But what will I do if he doesn't learn more words? For example...
[11:22] Kagura
    Chan. Chan chanko chan. Let me chan.
SIGN    [Note: Chan-chan-ko is like a padded vest.]
[11:25] Gintoki
    What? What? Say that again?
[11:28] Gintoki
    Life won't be easy like this.
[11:31] Gintoki
    But I wonder if I should fix it. It feels good to be called "Chan, chan"-I feel like I'm respected.
[11:36] Gintoki
    What should I do?
[11:38] Kagura
    Father didn't know. Daijiro's only word, "Chan," did not mean "Father."
SIGN    [Note: This is a spoof of Lone Wolf and Cub.]
[11:44] Kagura
    Mother had often told Father:
SIGN    [Note: Chanto means "work like you're supposed to"]
[11:46] Kagura
    "You need to chanto! Our budget is really tight."
[11:50] Kagura
    That's what "Chan" meant.
[11:51] Kagura
    It had nothing to do with Daijiro loving Father or anything like that.
[11:55] Kagura
    Chan.
[11:56] Shinpachi (M)
    We don't need any of that superfluous storyline!
[12:00] Shinpachi (M)
    Huh? Is Hedoro crying?!
[12:02] Shinpachi
    I'm not quite sure, but now's my chance!
[12:04] Shinpachi
    Here's the Neighborhood Notebook!
[12:42] Shinpachi
    This is trouble, big trouble, humongous trouble.
[12:44] Shinpachi
    He's sharpening his knife. It's like a Japanese fairy tale.
[12:47] Kagura
    Chan. Will we be eaten up, chan?
[12:52] Hedoro
    My, I appreciate all three of you coming all the way out here
[12:55] Hedoro
    just to bring the Neighborhood Notebook.
[12:58] Hedoro
    Please make yourselves at home. I'll prepare something to snack on.
[13:05] Gintoki/Kagura/Shinpachi (M)
    He's going to snack on us!
[13:06] Gintoki/Kagura/Shinpachi (M)
    He's definitely going to snack on us!
[13:09] Shinpachi
    Uh...er...um...Hedoro-san, I mean Hedoro-sama.
[13:13] Hedoro
    No, just plain Hedoro is fine.
[13:15] Shinpachi
    Uh...I'm sorry about earlier.
[13:18] ---
    I hit you with the notebook.
[13:19] ---
    The strap on my sandal thong broke and... I know this sounds like an excuse, but it's the truth.
[13:23] Hedoro
    No, forget it. It was an accident. An accident.
[13:26] Hedoro
    More importantly, don't they say a sandal thong breaking is a bad omen?
[13:31] Hedoro
    I hope nothing bad happens.
[13:36] Shinpachi (M)
    He's about to do something evil.
[13:38] Gintoki/Shinpachi/Kagura (M)
    He's about to bring us bad luck.
[13:41] Gintoki
    Uh...Hedoro-sama? I mean Duke Hedoro.
[13:44] Hedoro
    No, just Hedoro will do.
[13:47] Gintoki
    Uh...we appreciate you entertaining us,
[13:50] Gintoki
    but I just received word that my father is in critical condition, so we have to leave immediately...
[13:53] Hedoro
    What?
[13:54] Hedoro
    Why didn't you say so sooner?
[13:57] Hedoro
    I'm concerned, too. Would you mind if I came along?
[14:01] Gintoki (M)
    He plans on coming with us!
[14:02] Kagura (M)
    He plans to follow us to the depths of hell and put us in critical condition.
[14:04] Shinpachi (M)
    He's planning to put us in critical condition.
[14:06] Gintoki
    Uh...no, it's all right. Dad was a rotten father anyway.
[14:10] Hedoro
    What? Is that so? And just when I thought I'd bring some of my flowers as a get-well gift.
[14:16] Gintoki
    No, really, it doesn't matter. In fact, I'm hoping the funeral comes quickly.
[14:20] Hedoro
    Is that so? By all means, please use my flowers for the funeral.
[14:25] Hedoro
    I grew these flowers with my heart and soul.
[14:28] Hedoro
    I'm sure they'll lead your father to the land of Perfect Bliss.
[14:31] Shinpachi (M)
    Lead him to?
[14:33] Kagura (M)
    Not just his father, but the entire planet.
[14:36] Gintoki
    He's leading us to the land of Perfect Bliss!
[14:38] Shinpachi
    Hedoro-san, why did you become a florist?
[14:43] ---
    I don't look the part, do I?
[14:44] Shinpachi
    No, that wasn't what I meant...
[14:47] Hedoro
    It's all right. I'm fully aware of it! Especially because of the way I look...
[14:53] Hedoro
    I've always wished I could be a flower.
[14:58] Hedoro
    People always feared me because of the way I look.
[15:03] Hedoro
    So I thought I'd make at least my heart as nice as a flower.
[15:08] Hedoro
    That's why I want to be as close as possible to flowers.
[15:13] ---
    But it seems it doesn't fit me, after all. I haven't had a single customer yet.
[15:19] Hedoro
    Sakata-san, you and your friends are the only ones who weren't afraid of me.
[15:25] Shinpachi (M)
    Sorry, but...
[15:26] Gintoki/Shinpachi/Kagura (M)
    We're absolutely frightened of you.
[15:28] Shinpachi
    Gin-san... Do you think maybe Hedoro-san is actually a nice person?
[15:32] Gintoki
    No. The "Gap Rule" applies.
[15:35] Kagura
    "Gap Rule"?
[15:37] Gintoki
    When someone with a ducktail hairstyle
[15:40] Gintoki
    does something nice once in a while, his image goes up.
[15:44] ---
    Contrarily, when someone who is ordinarily nice
[15:47] ---
    does something even a little wrong, he becomes a villain.
[15:51] Gintoki
    That's the "Gap Rule".
[15:52] Shinpachi
    So, what do you think I am?! That makes me a devil in human skin!
[15:57] Kagura
    Which means, Hedoro is actually...
[16:02] Gintoki
    Wrong! He looks nothing if not hungry! Tonight's dinner is meow-burger.
[16:07] Gintoki
    You guys are too easily fooled when his appearance doesn't match his actions.
[16:12] Gintoki
    "You can't trust a book by its cover" is what stupid people say. First impressions...
[16:18] Gintoki
    are what you need to believe! Be inspired. Feel with imagination!
[16:22] Gintoki
    Okay, Kagura! What do you think will be in that pot in a few hours?
[16:26] Kagura
    Uh...lots of hot rice?
[16:29] Gintoki
    Wrong! This is where we have a problem!
[16:32] ---
    I'll show you the correct answer!
SIGN    [A few hours later]
[16:37] Hedoro
    Oh! I think it's just about ready.
[16:44] Gintoki
    Did you see it? Could you see it? What our future looks like?
[16:47] Gintoki
    It's pitch black. No headlights or anything!
[16:50] Hedoro
    Forgive me for keeping you waiting. I'm not very good at this.
[16:54] Gintoki
    No, no, no take your time. Take forever.
[16:57] Hedoro
    Feel free to lie down. Make yourselves at home.
[17:05] Hedoro
    When I'm done, I'll wake you up.
[17:07] Gintoki (M)
    Shinpachi! You know what that means, don't you? What'll happen if we fall asleep?
[17:11] Shinpachi (M)
    Yes! If we fall asleep, we'll be attacked and end up in the pot! We'll be in the miso soup!
[17:14] Shinpachi/Gintoki (M)
    Hey!
[17:16] Kagura
    Huh? The more you say not to fall asleep, the sleepier I become.
[17:20] Kagura
    Is this like what happens the day before a test?
[17:22] Shinpachi
    If you're aware of it, don't fall asleep!
[17:24] Gintoki
    We have no time to lose.
[17:27] Gintoki
    I'll create a diversion to draw his attention! You run like hell!
[17:31] Shinpachi
    Gin-san.
[17:32] Gintoki
    Look at that.
[17:34] Shinpachi
    That's...
[17:35] Shinpachi
    JUMP...used to keep his fridge level?
[17:39] Gintoki
    JUMP stirs the dreams and adventurous spirit of all men.
[17:44] ---
    Anyone who treats it like that
[17:46] Gintoki
    is evil!
[17:48] Shinpachi
    What kind of reasoning is that?!
[18:03] Hedoro
    Are you all right, Sakata-san?
[18:06] Hedoro
    That was close...
[18:08] Hedoro
    You were just about to step on a ladybug. Killing is wrong.
[18:17] Hedoro
    Watch where you're going, you two.
[18:20] Hedoro
    You nearly knocked over these daisies.
[18:23] Hedoro
    Killing is wrong.
[18:28] Gintoki
    Give me inner strength...
[18:30] Gintoki
    Inner strength...
[18:33] Gintoki
    Hedoro!
[18:35] Gintoki
    We're not letting you
[18:37] Gintoki
    take over the Earth!
[18:41] Shinpachi
    Gin-san, I'm sorry, I'm sorry. I gave in.
[18:44] Shinpachi
    All I can think of is sacrificing you so I can survive.
[18:47] Kagura
    Out of my way!
[18:48] Kagura
    I can't worry about others when my life hangs in the balance!
[18:52] Shinpachi
    That's totally cruel!
[18:54] Kagura
    Just tell him, "Gin-chan, I'll live your share for you, so rest in peace"!
[18:58] Shinpachi
    You're sinister. Sinister, I say!
[19:02] Kagura
    He's coming! He's coming!
[19:04] Shinpachi
    Which means, Gin-san is already...
[19:06] Gintoki
    No!
[19:08] Shinpachi
    Gin-san? What about the Earth?! Weren't you going to protect Earth?
[19:11] Gintoki
    My life before Earth!
[19:13] Shinpachi
    What's with that?!
[19:19] Shinpachi
    What's with this house?! Where's the exit?
[19:21] Kagura
    It's a trap. The house itself is a trap!
[19:24] Gintoki
    There! Over there!
[19:28] Shinpachi
    Ow ow...
[19:30] Gintoki
    What's the matter, Shinpachi?
[19:32] Shinpachi
    O-Over there...
[19:37] Gintoki
    An altar!
[19:39] Shinpachi
    It is, isn't it? An altar. A sacrificial altar, right there.
[19:42] Kagura
    No! I don't want to die yet!
[19:45] Shinpachi
    But why is there an altar here?
[19:46] Gintoki
    Idiot! It's obvious.
[19:48] Gintoki
    It's to make a pact with the Devil and achieve eternal life.
SIGN    [Bedroom]
[19:51] Kagura
    That's right. Eternal leaf...
[19:56] Hedoro
    Sakata-san, where did you go?
[19:59] Hedoro
    That's odd. I thought I heard something around here.
[20:06] Hedoro
    Maybe I was wrong. I have to find them quickly.
[20:10] Hedoro
    So they weren't here...
[20:20] Hedoro
    I found you!
[20:24] Gintoki
    Run!
[20:26] Shinpachi
    No! I don't want to die a virgin!
[20:29] Kagura
    Shinpachi! If you sacrifice yourself, everything will be okay!
[20:32] Shinpachi
    What?! Don't decide that by yourself!
[20:34] Gintoki
    We'll live your share for you!
[20:36] Shinpachi
    You're saying the same thing!
[20:39] Shinpachi
    Wait!
[20:40] Shinpachi
    He's coming! Climbing up!
[20:43] Gintoki
    Then go down!
[20:44] Kagura
    By yourself!
[20:45] Shinpachi
    Are you people demons?!
[20:47] Gintoki
    That's the demon!
[20:48] Hedoro
    Please wait!
[20:50] Shinpachi/Kagura
    The demon!
[20:54] Gintoki
    Look there! A way out!
[21:01] Shinpachi
    What's this?!
[21:04] Gintoki
    Were we this high up?
[21:06] Hedoro
    Sakata-san.
[21:10] Hedoro
    I finally caught up with you.
[21:19] Gintoki
    Shinpachi. Kagura. It's been nice knowing you...
[21:23] Shinpachi
    Gin-san...
[21:24] Kagura
    Gin-chan...
[21:25] Gintoki
    If the three of us team up, then we'll have a chance.
[21:28] ---
    Let's end this right.
[21:30] Shinpachi
    Let's protect the city of Edo...and the Earth.
[21:33] Kagura
    Yes. That's the one last thing we can do.
[21:38] Gintoki
    Let's go!
[21:39] Kagura
    Okay!
[21:42] Hedoro
    Oh, a drone beetle.
[22:00] Hedoro
    I'm glad... Are you all okay?
[22:05] Gintoki/Shinpachi/Kagura
    Yes.
[22:07] Gintoki/Shinpachi/Kagura
    Thank you very much.
[22:12] Shinpachi (N)
    And from that day on, Earth lived on peacefully and was not conquered.
[22:18] Shinpachi (N)
    And in the streets of Edo, the pollen continued to swirl about.
[22:22] Shinpachi (N)
    If there was one thing that did change...
[22:26] Gintoki
    Fekkushon!
[22:27] Shinpachi
    Hakkushon!
[22:28] Kagura
    Magic Johnson!
[22:29] Gintoki
    Hakkushon!
[22:30] Shinpachi
    Hakkushon!
[22:31] Kagura
    Setouchi Jackson!
SIGN    [Note: A character in the series "Cromartie High School"]
[22:32] Gintoki
    Edith Hanson!
SIGN    [Note: An American personality on Japanese television]
[22:33] Kagura
    Ben Johnson!
[22:35] Shinpachi (N)
    For a while, the only sound one could hear from the normally raucous Odd Jobs was sneezing.
SIGN    
[24:21] Hijikata
    I feel horrible.
[24:22] ---
    Why am I running into that guy everywhere on my day off?
[24:25] ---
    Why is that?
SIGN    The next episode... "The More You're Alike, the More You Fight."
SIGN    [The other story is about the "Kick the Can" game. Why is it that once you try it, you can't stand to lose at it?]
SIGN    [Just two more episodes in season one of Gin Tama the anime. We'll hit the hot spa and give it one last go!]