# E47 - Do Cherries Come from Cherry Trees?

Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/watch/GR752KP0Y/do-cherries-come-from-cherry-trees)<br>
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**[00:21] Gintoki**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;It's a d-d-dream...<br>**[00:25] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Huh? I can't move.<br>**[00:31] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;It's no use...<br>**[00:32] Gintoki**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Huh? Could it be?<br>**[00:34] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Could it be kanashibari? Is it kanashibari?<br>***SIGN***&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;[Note: Kanasibari means to be bound and paralyzed by a ghost.]
<br>**[00:37] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Huh? Wh-Wh-What's going on?<br>**[00:40] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Nah, can't be...<br>**[00:41] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;C-C-Could it be ghosts...<br>**[00:43] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Ohh...I don't believe in that. I absolutely don't believe in that.<br>**[00:49] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;I'm not afraid. How can I be... I'm the star.<br>**[00:54] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Once upon a time, I was called the White Demon and the people were afraid of me.<br>**[00:57] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;I can't be afraid of a ghost.<br>**[01:01] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Hey, Kagura! I have no voice? I'm talking, but nothing's coming out.<br>**[01:08] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Hey! Hey! I'm having trouble breathing. I'm struggling to breathe.<br>**[01:16] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Is it a ghost, after all? Is it the ghost's doing?<br>**[01:19] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;I take back what I said. I do believe in ghosts!<br>**[01:23] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Hey, is someone there? Ghost, are you there?<br>**[01:26] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;I was wrong. So please release me from the ghost paralysis. Please! I'm begging you!<br>**[01:31] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Help! Help me please!<br>***SIGN***&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;[For some reason, Gin-san is frozen by ghost paralysis and incapable of moving.]
<br>***SIGN***&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;[Is it the work of ghosts? And when will he ever be released?]
<br>**[01:46] Gintoki**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Hey, it's morning...<br>**[01:49] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;I can't move... I haven't moved...<br>**[01:52] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Am I going to be like this for the rest of my life?<br>**[01:55] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Ghost-san, please answer me! Ghost-san! Ghost-san! Ghost-san!<br>**[02:01] Shinpachi**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Good morning.<br>**[02:03] Gintoki**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Oh, Shinpachi. Shinpachi! Help me!<br>**[02:06] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Shinpachi. Shinpachi! Shinpachi!<br>**[02:09] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;My voice isn't coming out. I'm talking, but I have no voice.<br>**[02:14] Kagura**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Morning, Shinpachi.<br>**[02:15] Gintoki**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Kagura...it doesn't matter who... Save me. Save me. Please. Save me.<br>**[02:16] Shinpachi**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;You look sleepy. Morning, Kagura-chan.<br>**[02:18] Kagura**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Huh? Where's Gin-chan? Is Gin-chan still asleep?<br>**[02:19] Shinpachi**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;That's right. Gin-san's suffering from ghost paralysis.<br>**[02:25] Kagura**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Shall I wake him up?<br>**[02:26] Gintoki**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Hurry and come here!<br>**[02:27] Shinpachi**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;No, never mind. Gin-san's in kanashibari.<br>**[02:32] Gintoki**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;What?! How do you know?<br>**[02:35] Gintoki**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;How do you know? Why won't you save me even though you know?<br>**[02:37] Kagura**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Kanashibari? What is kanashibari?<br>**[02:41] Shinpachi**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;It's a ghost paralysis. You're awake, but your body can't move.<br>**[02:46] Shinpachi**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;It's a very convenient state for the animators.<br>**[02:48] Kagura**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Convenient?<br>**[02:49] Shinpachi**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Seems all the anime staff are taking a trip to Kinugawa Hot Spa,<br>**[02:53] Shinpachi**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;so they were talking about creating a 30-minute "Gin-san Meets Ghost Paralysis" episode.<br>**[02:58] Gintoki**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;What?!<br>***SIGN***&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;["Gin-san Meets Ghost Paralysis"]
<br>**[03:06] Gintoki**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;You can't do that!<br>**[03:08] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Oh, I'm free of the ghost paralysis.<br>**[03:13] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Anime staff! You think you can get away with such laziness?!<br>**[03:17] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Do it right!<br>***SIGN***&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;[A pollen allergy sweeps across Edo. Apparently, a plant from another planet is the cause.]
<br>***SIGN***&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;[I'm exhausted, achoo! I worked too hard thinking the end was near. (laugh)]
<br>***SIGN***&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;["Do Cherries Come from Cherry Trees?"]
<br>**[05:06] Gintoki**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Buekushon!<br>**[05:08] Shinpachi**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Hakushon!<br>**[05:09] Kagura**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Michael Jackson!<br>**[05:10] Gintoki**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Hey, that can't be Michael Jackson. That was a sneeze.<br>**[05:14] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;It's Janet Jackson!<br>**[05:15] Kagura**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Maeda Taison!<br>***SIGN***&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;[Note: A possible word play on Mike Tyson]
<br>**[05:16] Shinpachi**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Cut it out! Sneeze normally!<br>**[05:18] Shinpachi**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;It's so irritating.<br>**[05:21] Shinpachi**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;The pollen this year is worse than normal.<br>**[05:24] Shinpachi**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Everyone on the street is sniffling and suffering from the pollen. I wonder why.<br>**[05:30] Gintoki**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Seems it's not cedar pollen.<br>**[05:33] Gintoki**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;This year, they think it's a nasty pollen from a plant from another planet.<br>**[05:36] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Shakin' the baby!<br>**[05:37] Shinpachi**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Hey! Stick to the topic!<br>**[05:40] Gintoki**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;That's okay, after all, this show is...<br>**[05:42] Gintoki/Kagura**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Fiction!<br>**[05:44] Gintoki**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;No relation to actual persons, groups or events.<br>**[05:47] Shinpachi**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Don't worry about unnecessary things! It's too late!<br>**[05:50] Gintoki**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Too late, you say?<br>**[05:51] Gintoki**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;I heard the old hag closed the shop and crawled into bed.<br>**[05:56] Shinpachi**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Otose-san? The Otose? You'd think she'd just sprinkle the pollen on her rice for flavor. The Otose?!<br>**[06:03] Gintoki**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;I know how you feel. I heard it's that bad.<br>**[06:06] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;We should probably stay indoors.<br>**[06:08] Kagura**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;We're out of tissues. Shinpachi, go buy some.<br>**[06:12] Shinpachi**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Hey! Were you even listening?<br>**[06:14] Kagura**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Never mind, just go buy some. Buying tissues is all you're good for, anyway.<br>**[06:18] Shinpachi**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;What did you say, damn bitch! Go home to your planet!<br>**[06:22] Gintoki**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Doesn't seem like inside or outside makes any difference. Where is this pollen coming from?<br>**[06:28] Gintoki**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;It might be coming from someplace close by. But there aren't many plants in Kabukicho...<br>**[06:40] Gintoki**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Hey, are you still alive?<br>**[06:47] Gintoki**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Huh? No way.<br>**[06:49] Gintoki**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Way.<br>**[06:51] Kagura**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Shinpachi, someone's here. Get that.<br>**[06:53] Shinpachi**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;You're crazy. Ordering me around like that!<br>**[06:56] Kagura**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Just get it. Greeting guests is all you're good for.<br>**[07:00] Shinpachi**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;You make me so mad! You're a champion at that! Bitch!<br>**[07:03] Kagura**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Nobody's home. We're here, but we're not.<br>**[07:06] Shinpachi**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;So brazen!<br>**[07:08] Shinpachi**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Coming, coming, I'll be right there.<br>**[07:11] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Tsk, why is it always me?<br>**[07:25] Hedoro**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;How do you do? I just moved in next door behind your house.<br>**[07:31] Hedoro**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;The name's Hedoro.<br>**[07:34] Hedoro**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;It's written "He" as in fart, "do" as in angry, and "ro" as in Robinmask.<br>**[07:39] Hedoro**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Hedoro.<br>**[07:46] Hedoro**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;I've come today to introduce myself.<br>**[07:49] Hedoro**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;I run a flower shop. Please accept this as token of my goodwill.<br>**[07:54] Hedoro**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;I may be a bother at times,<br>**[07:58] Hedoro**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;but please be good to me.<br>**[08:01] Hedoro**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Well, sorry to bother you.<br>**[08:11] Shinpachi**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Scary!<br>**[08:12] Gintoki**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Scary! What was that?! Our neighbor Hedoro. Freaky scary!<br>***SIGN***&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;[Note: A play on "My Neighbor Totoro"]
<br>**[08:16] Gintoki**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;You think, maybe, that's Hedoro's forest?!<br>**[08:19] Shinpachi**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;What's with that? He's releasing all kinds of pollen into the air.<br>**[08:22] Shinpachi**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Well, this explains Edo's pollen allergy epidemic.<br>**[08:26] Shinpachi**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;No wonder no one does anything about it. If they complain, he'd probably kill them.<br>**[08:30] Gintoki**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Hey, why's that guy have to move in next to us?<br>**[08:33] Kagura**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;But he said he was a florist.<br>**[08:35] Gintoki**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Don't be ridiculous!<br>**[08:37] Gintoki**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;No matter how you look at him, that face is here to conquer Earth!<br>**[08:40] Gintoki**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;During the day, he's a florist. But at night, he works on his real job of world domination.<br>**[08:44] Gintoki**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;This is way worse than good girl by day, naughty girl by night.<br>**[08:48] Gintoki**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;He intends to conquer Earth after weakening the people with pollen.<br>**[08:52] Kagura**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Seriously?<br>**[08:54] Shinpachi**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Come to think of it,<br>**[08:55] Shinpachi**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;didn't he leave a potted flower. There...<br>**[09:02] Kagura**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Sadaharu!<br>**[09:05] Kagura**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Sadaharu! Come here quickly! It's going to explode!<br>**[09:08] Shinpachi**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;What? It's gonna explode?!<br>**[09:09] Gintoki**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Forget about Sadaharu. If we don't hurry, poison gas will...<br>**[09:13] Shinpachi**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;What? Poison gas?!<br>**[09:14] Kagura**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Sadaharu! I can't just leave him in there!!<br>**[09:18] Gintoki**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;He's a flower in a storm.<br>**[09:20] Shinpachi**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Life is all about farewells.<br>**[09:25] Catherine**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Neighborhood Notebook.<br>**[09:28] Gintoki**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;For god's sake, Catherine!<br>**[09:30] Gintoki**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;This is no time to be circulating the Neighborhood Notebook!<br>**[09:32] Gintoki**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Earth's about to be taken over!<br>**[09:34] Catherine**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Huh? Did your snot infect your brains? Idiots.<br>**[09:42] Shinpachi**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;What?! Gin-san, trouble!<br>**[09:44] Shinpachi**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Next house on the list is our neighbor Hedoro-san!<br>**[09:48] Gintoki**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;You're kidding...<br>**[09:59] Shinpachi**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;He really is a florist.<br>**[10:01] Gintoki**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Who'd come to buy from him? Such a scary shop.<br>**[10:03] Kagura**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;But he seems to be having so much fun.<br>**[10:06] Kagura**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;He doesn't look at all like he's here to conquer Earth.<br>**[10:09] Gintoki**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Of course he's happy.<br>**[10:10] Gintoki**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;He's growing devil flowers that will be the vanguard troops to conquer Earth.<br>**[10:14] Shinpachi**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;More importantly, how will we pass him the Neighborhood Notebook?<br>**[10:17] Gintoki**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Rock!<br>**[10:18] Kagura**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Paper!<br>**[10:19] Gintoki/Kagura/Shinpachi**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Scissors!<br>**[10:20] Kagura**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;No way! It's me?<br>**[10:23] Gintoki**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;You don't have to hand it to him personally.<br>**[10:25] Gintoki**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;You don't have to do anything dangerous. Act like Passerby A and leave it as you walk by.<br>**[10:32] Shinpachi**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;W-Wait a minute!<br>**[10:33] Shinpachi**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;There's no Passerby A, or B or C or D.<br>**[10:37] Shinpachi**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Everyone's too scared to walk around. Passerby A will clearly stand out big time.<br>**[10:41] Gintoki**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Don't sweat it. There'll be passersby.<br>**[10:47] Kagura**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Chan.<br>***SIGN***&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;[Note: This is a parody of the manga "Kozure O-Kami" ]
<br>**[10:49] Kagura**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Chan.<br>**[10:51] Kagura**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Chan.<br>**[10:53] Shinpachi (M)**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;There are no such passersby B and C!<br>**[10:55] Shinpachi (M)**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Oh crap! Hedoro's watching. Hedoro's looking right at them!<br>**[10:59] Shinpachi (M)**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;B! C! They're being watched! B! C!<br>**[11:03] Gintoki**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;What hard luck I've had.<br>**[11:05] Gintoki**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;After losing my wife, my son...<br>**[11:08] Kagura**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Chan.<br>**[11:09] Gintoki**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;This is all he can say.<br>**[11:11] Kagura**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Chan.<br>**[11:12] Gintoki**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;He really means father, not "Chan."<br>**[11:14] Gintoki**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;After losing his mother, he's had no one but me to rely on.<br>**[11:17] Gintoki**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;It can't be helped. But what will I do if he doesn't learn more words? For example...<br>**[11:22] Kagura**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Chan. Chan chanko chan. Let me chan.<br>***SIGN***&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;[Note: Chan-chan-ko is like a padded vest.]
<br>**[11:25] Gintoki**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;What? What? Say that again?<br>**[11:28] Gintoki**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Life won't be easy like this.<br>**[11:31] Gintoki**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;But I wonder if I should fix it. It feels good to be called "Chan, chan"-I feel like I'm respected.<br>**[11:36] Gintoki**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;What should I do?<br>**[11:38] Kagura**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Father didn't know. Daijiro's only word, "Chan," did not mean "Father."<br>***SIGN***&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;[Note: This is a spoof of Lone Wolf and Cub.]
<br>**[11:44] Kagura**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Mother had often told Father:<br>***SIGN***&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;[Note: Chanto means "work like you're supposed to"]
<br>**[11:46] Kagura**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;"You need to chanto! Our budget is really tight."<br>**[11:50] Kagura**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;That's what "Chan" meant.<br>**[11:51] Kagura**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;It had nothing to do with Daijiro loving Father or anything like that.<br>**[11:55] Kagura**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Chan.<br>**[11:56] Shinpachi (M)**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;We don't need any of that superfluous storyline!<br>**[12:00] Shinpachi (M)**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Huh? Is Hedoro crying?!<br>**[12:02] Shinpachi**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;I'm not quite sure, but now's my chance!<br>**[12:04] Shinpachi**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Here's the Neighborhood Notebook!<br>**[12:42] Shinpachi**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;This is trouble, big trouble, humongous trouble.<br>**[12:44] Shinpachi**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;He's sharpening his knife. It's like a Japanese fairy tale.<br>**[12:47] Kagura**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Chan. Will we be eaten up, chan?<br>**[12:52] Hedoro**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;My, I appreciate all three of you coming all the way out here<br>**[12:55] Hedoro**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;just to bring the Neighborhood Notebook.<br>**[12:58] Hedoro**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Please make yourselves at home. I'll prepare something to snack on.<br>**[13:05] Gintoki/Kagura/Shinpachi (M)**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;He's going to snack on us!<br>**[13:06] Gintoki/Kagura/Shinpachi (M)**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;He's definitely going to snack on us!<br>**[13:09] Shinpachi**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Uh...er...um...Hedoro-san, I mean Hedoro-sama.<br>**[13:13] Hedoro**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;No, just plain Hedoro is fine.<br>**[13:15] Shinpachi**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Uh...I'm sorry about earlier.<br>**[13:18] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;I hit you with the notebook.<br>**[13:19] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;The strap on my sandal thong broke and... I know this sounds like an excuse, but it's the truth.<br>**[13:23] Hedoro**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;No, forget it. It was an accident. An accident.<br>**[13:26] Hedoro**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;More importantly, don't they say a sandal thong breaking is a bad omen?<br>**[13:31] Hedoro**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;I hope nothing bad happens.<br>**[13:36] Shinpachi (M)**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;He's about to do something evil.<br>**[13:38] Gintoki/Shinpachi/Kagura (M)**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;He's about to bring us bad luck.<br>**[13:41] Gintoki**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Uh...Hedoro-sama? I mean Duke Hedoro.<br>**[13:44] Hedoro**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;No, just Hedoro will do.<br>**[13:47] Gintoki**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Uh...we appreciate you entertaining us,<br>**[13:50] Gintoki**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;but I just received word that my father is in critical condition, so we have to leave immediately...<br>**[13:53] Hedoro**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;What?<br>**[13:54] Hedoro**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Why didn't you say so sooner?<br>**[13:57] Hedoro**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;I'm concerned, too. Would you mind if I came along?<br>**[14:01] Gintoki (M)**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;He plans on coming with us!<br>**[14:02] Kagura (M)**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;He plans to follow us to the depths of hell and put us in critical condition.<br>**[14:04] Shinpachi (M)**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;He's planning to put us in critical condition.<br>**[14:06] Gintoki**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Uh...no, it's all right. Dad was a rotten father anyway.<br>**[14:10] Hedoro**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;What? Is that so? And just when I thought I'd bring some of my flowers as a get-well gift.<br>**[14:16] Gintoki**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;No, really, it doesn't matter. In fact, I'm hoping the funeral comes quickly.<br>**[14:20] Hedoro**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Is that so? By all means, please use my flowers for the funeral.<br>**[14:25] Hedoro**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;I grew these flowers with my heart and soul.<br>**[14:28] Hedoro**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;I'm sure they'll lead your father to the land of Perfect Bliss.<br>**[14:31] Shinpachi (M)**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Lead him to?<br>**[14:33] Kagura (M)**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Not just his father, but the entire planet.<br>**[14:36] Gintoki**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;He's leading us to the land of Perfect Bliss!<br>**[14:38] Shinpachi**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Hedoro-san, why did you become a florist?<br>**[14:43] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;I don't look the part, do I?<br>**[14:44] Shinpachi**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;No, that wasn't what I meant...<br>**[14:47] Hedoro**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;It's all right. I'm fully aware of it! Especially because of the way I look...<br>**[14:53] Hedoro**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;I've always wished I could be a flower.<br>**[14:58] Hedoro**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;People always feared me because of the way I look.<br>**[15:03] Hedoro**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;So I thought I'd make at least my heart as nice as a flower.<br>**[15:08] Hedoro**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;That's why I want to be as close as possible to flowers.<br>**[15:13] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;But it seems it doesn't fit me, after all. I haven't had a single customer yet.<br>**[15:19] Hedoro**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Sakata-san, you and your friends are the only ones who weren't afraid of me.<br>**[15:25] Shinpachi (M)**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Sorry, but...<br>**[15:26] Gintoki/Shinpachi/Kagura (M)**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;We're absolutely frightened of you.<br>**[15:28] Shinpachi**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Gin-san... Do you think maybe Hedoro-san is actually a nice person?<br>**[15:32] Gintoki**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;No. The "Gap Rule" applies.<br>**[15:35] Kagura**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;"Gap Rule"?<br>**[15:37] Gintoki**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;When someone with a ducktail hairstyle<br>**[15:40] Gintoki**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;does something nice once in a while, his image goes up.<br>**[15:44] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Contrarily, when someone who is ordinarily nice<br>**[15:47] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;does something even a little wrong, he becomes a villain.<br>**[15:51] Gintoki**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;That's the "Gap Rule".<br>**[15:52] Shinpachi**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;So, what do you think I am?! That makes me a devil in human skin!<br>**[15:57] Kagura**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Which means, Hedoro is actually...<br>**[16:02] Gintoki**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Wrong! He looks nothing if not hungry! Tonight's dinner is meow-burger.<br>**[16:07] Gintoki**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;You guys are too easily fooled when his appearance doesn't match his actions.<br>**[16:12] Gintoki**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;"You can't trust a book by its cover" is what stupid people say. First impressions...<br>**[16:18] Gintoki**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;are what you need to believe! Be inspired. Feel with imagination!<br>**[16:22] Gintoki**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Okay, Kagura! What do you think will be in that pot in a few hours?<br>**[16:26] Kagura**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Uh...lots of hot rice?<br>**[16:29] Gintoki**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Wrong! This is where we have a problem!<br>**[16:32] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;I'll show you the correct answer!<br>***SIGN***&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;[A few hours later]
<br>**[16:37] Hedoro**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Oh! I think it's just about ready.<br>**[16:44] Gintoki**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Did you see it? Could you see it? What our future looks like?<br>**[16:47] Gintoki**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;It's pitch black. No headlights or anything!<br>**[16:50] Hedoro**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Forgive me for keeping you waiting. I'm not very good at this.<br>**[16:54] Gintoki**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;No, no, no take your time. Take forever.<br>**[16:57] Hedoro**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Feel free to lie down. Make yourselves at home.<br>**[17:05] Hedoro**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;When I'm done, I'll wake you up.<br>**[17:07] Gintoki (M)**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Shinpachi! You know what that means, don't you? What'll happen if we fall asleep?<br>**[17:11] Shinpachi (M)**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Yes! If we fall asleep, we'll be attacked and end up in the pot! We'll be in the miso soup!<br>**[17:14] Shinpachi/Gintoki (M)**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Hey!<br>**[17:16] Kagura**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Huh? The more you say not to fall asleep, the sleepier I become.<br>**[17:20] Kagura**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Is this like what happens the day before a test?<br>**[17:22] Shinpachi**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;If you're aware of it, don't fall asleep!<br>**[17:24] Gintoki**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;We have no time to lose.<br>**[17:27] Gintoki**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;I'll create a diversion to draw his attention! You run like hell!<br>**[17:31] Shinpachi**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Gin-san.<br>**[17:32] Gintoki**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Look at that.<br>**[17:34] Shinpachi**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;That's...<br>**[17:35] Shinpachi**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;JUMP...used to keep his fridge level?<br>**[17:39] Gintoki**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;JUMP stirs the dreams and adventurous spirit of all men.<br>**[17:44] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Anyone who treats it like that<br>**[17:46] Gintoki**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;is evil!<br>**[17:48] Shinpachi**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;What kind of reasoning is that?!<br>**[18:03] Hedoro**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Are you all right, Sakata-san?<br>**[18:06] Hedoro**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;That was close...<br>**[18:08] Hedoro**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;You were just about to step on a ladybug. Killing is wrong.<br>**[18:17] Hedoro**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Watch where you're going, you two.<br>**[18:20] Hedoro**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;You nearly knocked over these daisies.<br>**[18:23] Hedoro**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Killing is wrong.<br>**[18:28] Gintoki**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Give me inner strength...<br>**[18:30] Gintoki**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Inner strength...<br>**[18:33] Gintoki**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Hedoro!<br>**[18:35] Gintoki**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;We're not letting you<br>**[18:37] Gintoki**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;take over the Earth!<br>**[18:41] Shinpachi**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Gin-san, I'm sorry, I'm sorry. I gave in.<br>**[18:44] Shinpachi**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;All I can think of is sacrificing you so I can survive.<br>**[18:47] Kagura**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Out of my way!<br>**[18:48] Kagura**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;I can't worry about others when my life hangs in the balance!<br>**[18:52] Shinpachi**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;That's totally cruel!<br>**[18:54] Kagura**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Just tell him, "Gin-chan, I'll live your share for you, so rest in peace"!<br>**[18:58] Shinpachi**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;You're sinister. Sinister, I say!<br>**[19:02] Kagura**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;He's coming! He's coming!<br>**[19:04] Shinpachi**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Which means, Gin-san is already...<br>**[19:06] Gintoki**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;No!<br>**[19:08] Shinpachi**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Gin-san? What about the Earth?! Weren't you going to protect Earth?<br>**[19:11] Gintoki**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;My life before Earth!<br>**[19:13] Shinpachi**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;What's with that?!<br>**[19:19] Shinpachi**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;What's with this house?! Where's the exit?<br>**[19:21] Kagura**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;It's a trap. The house itself is a trap!<br>**[19:24] Gintoki**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;There! Over there!<br>**[19:28] Shinpachi**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Ow ow...<br>**[19:30] Gintoki**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;What's the matter, Shinpachi?<br>**[19:32] Shinpachi**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;O-Over there...<br>**[19:37] Gintoki**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;An altar!<br>**[19:39] Shinpachi**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;It is, isn't it? An altar. A sacrificial altar, right there.<br>**[19:42] Kagura**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;No! I don't want to die yet!<br>**[19:45] Shinpachi**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;But why is there an altar here?<br>**[19:46] Gintoki**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Idiot! It's obvious.<br>**[19:48] Gintoki**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;It's to make a pact with the Devil and achieve eternal life.<br>***SIGN***&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;[Bedroom]
<br>**[19:51] Kagura**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;That's right. Eternal leaf...<br>**[19:56] Hedoro**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Sakata-san, where did you go?<br>**[19:59] Hedoro**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;That's odd. I thought I heard something around here.<br>**[20:06] Hedoro**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Maybe I was wrong. I have to find them quickly.<br>**[20:10] Hedoro**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;So they weren't here...<br>**[20:20] Hedoro**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;I found you!<br>**[20:24] Gintoki**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Run!<br>**[20:26] Shinpachi**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;No! I don't want to die a virgin!<br>**[20:29] Kagura**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Shinpachi! If you sacrifice yourself, everything will be okay!<br>**[20:32] Shinpachi**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;What?! Don't decide that by yourself!<br>**[20:34] Gintoki**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;We'll live your share for you!<br>**[20:36] Shinpachi**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;You're saying the same thing!<br>**[20:39] Shinpachi**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Wait!<br>**[20:40] Shinpachi**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;He's coming! Climbing up!<br>**[20:43] Gintoki**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Then go down!<br>**[20:44] Kagura**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;By yourself!<br>**[20:45] Shinpachi**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Are you people demons?!<br>**[20:47] Gintoki**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;That's the demon!<br>**[20:48] Hedoro**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Please wait!<br>**[20:50] Shinpachi/Kagura**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;The demon!<br>**[20:54] Gintoki**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Look there! A way out!<br>**[21:01] Shinpachi**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;What's this?!<br>**[21:04] Gintoki**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Were we this high up?<br>**[21:06] Hedoro**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Sakata-san.<br>**[21:10] Hedoro**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;I finally caught up with you.<br>**[21:19] Gintoki**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Shinpachi. Kagura. It's been nice knowing you...<br>**[21:23] Shinpachi**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Gin-san...<br>**[21:24] Kagura**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Gin-chan...<br>**[21:25] Gintoki**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;If the three of us team up, then we'll have a chance.<br>**[21:28] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Let's end this right.<br>**[21:30] Shinpachi**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Let's protect the city of Edo...and the Earth.<br>**[21:33] Kagura**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Yes. That's the one last thing we can do.<br>**[21:38] Gintoki**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Let's go!<br>**[21:39] Kagura**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Okay!<br>**[21:42] Hedoro**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Oh, a drone beetle.<br>**[22:00] Hedoro**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;I'm glad... Are you all okay?<br>**[22:05] Gintoki/Shinpachi/Kagura**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Yes.<br>**[22:07] Gintoki/Shinpachi/Kagura**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Thank you very much.<br>**[22:12] Shinpachi (N)**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;And from that day on, Earth lived on peacefully and was not conquered.<br>**[22:18] Shinpachi (N)**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;And in the streets of Edo, the pollen continued to swirl about.<br>**[22:22] Shinpachi (N)**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;If there was one thing that did change...<br>**[22:26] Gintoki**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Fekkushon!<br>**[22:27] Shinpachi**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Hakkushon!<br>**[22:28] Kagura**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Magic Johnson!<br>**[22:29] Gintoki**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Hakkushon!<br>**[22:30] Shinpachi**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Hakkushon!<br>**[22:31] Kagura**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Setouchi Jackson!<br>***SIGN***&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;[Note: A character in the series "Cromartie High School"]
<br>**[22:32] Gintoki**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Edith Hanson!<br>***SIGN***&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;[Note: An American personality on Japanese television]
<br>**[22:33] Kagura**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Ben Johnson!<br>**[22:35] Shinpachi (N)**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;For a while, the only sound one could hear from the normally raucous Odd Jobs was sneezing.<br>***SIGN***&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;
<br>**[24:21] Hijikata**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;I feel horrible.<br>**[24:22] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Why am I running into that guy everywhere on my day off?<br>**[24:25] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Why is that?<br>***SIGN***&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;The next episode... "The More You're Alike, the More You Fight."
<br>***SIGN***&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;[The other story is about the "Kick the Can" game. Why is it that once you try it, you can't stand to lose at it?]
<br>***SIGN***&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;[Just two more episodes in season one of Gin Tama the anime. We'll hit the hot spa and give it one last go!]
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