E41 - You Can't Judge a Movie by Its Title

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[00:02] Gintoki
    Go home.
[00:05] Gintoki
    The Earth's too small for you, after all.
[00:09] Gintoki
    I think we can all see that now. Go home with your father.
[00:13] Gintoki
    Let's make this good-bye.
[00:18] Kagura
    What? Why? Why are you saying that?
[00:22] ---
    I'm never going back...
[00:24] ---
    I'll stay...forever...with you and the others...
[00:27] ---
    Wait...
[00:28] Gintoki
    Stop it!
[00:31] Gintoki
    Think about it. This isn't where you belong, is it?
[00:42] Kagura
    Why...?
[00:44] Kagura
    Why...?
[00:47] ---
    Why...?
SIGN    [Umibozu, Kagura's father, visited Earth to retrieve his daughter.]
SIGN    [Gintoki fired Kagura and she has decided to leave the Earth.]
SIGN    ["You Can't Judge a Movie by Its Title"]
[02:53] Villain A
    Young lady, what're you doing in a place like this?
[02:58] Villain A
    Why don't you come with us?
[03:00] Villain A
    We take good care of little girls like you.
[03:04] Villain A
    We'll even sell you to new parents! We're very kind men, you know.
[03:11] Villain A
    Young lady...
[03:20] Umibozu
    Young lady, what're you doing in a place like this?
[03:23] ---
    And without your umbrella on a day like this.
[03:26] Young Kagura
    It's raining today, so I don't need it.
[03:28] Umibozu
    Don't be ridiculous. Umbrellas are supposed to be for rainy days.
[03:33] Young Kagura
    If I opened my umbrella on a rainy day, I'd never be able to see the sky.
[03:38] Young Kagura
    I want to see the sky, even if it's raining.
[03:42] Umibozu
    Hmm... You'll catch cold.
[03:46] Young Kagura
    Pappy!
[03:50] Umibozu (Narration)
    It was a dreary city of constant rain...
[03:54] ---
    That was our home.
[03:57] Umibozu (Narration)
    A place where only the unscrupulous could survive.
[04:03] Umibozu (Narration)
    Others may have seen it as a sewer canal of a place,
[04:06] Umibozu (Narration)
    but it was a great place to live for sewer rats.
[04:12] Young Kagura
    Pappy, when will you come home next?
[04:15] Umibozu
    I just got home and you're already asking me that?
[04:19] Young Kagura
    Don't leave anymore, Pappy.
[04:22] Young Kagura
    I don't want to see Mommy so sad anymore.
[04:27] Young Kagura
    Big brother doesn't come home, and you rarely come home.
[04:31] Young Kagura
    I'm lonely.
[04:35] Umibozu
    Your mother's illness will get better soon, I'm sure.
[04:39] Umibozu
    Your older brother will be back soon, as well.
[04:41] Umibozu
    Until then, I have to make money and you have to watch over your mother.
[04:45] Umibozu
    That was our promise.
[04:48] Umibozu (Narration)
    How many times did I say that to her... Only to leave her in that hellhole, over and over again...
[04:54] ---
    And yet, she was always waiting... Always with a smile for her no-good father.
[05:00] Umibozu (Narration)
    In the end, we just kept repeating this scene until her mother died.
[05:05] ---
    I never once...was able to make a warm nest for her.
[05:10] Umibozu (M)
    That's why you came to this distant place to find your nest...
[05:17] Umibozu
    We're taking off soon. Get ready to go, Kagura-chan.
[05:24] Umibozu
    How cold of them.
[05:26] Umibozu
    You're with them all this time, and they don't even come to see you off.
[05:29] Umibozu
    I guess you were the only one who felt close to them.
[05:32] Umibozu
    They didn't feel the same way...
[05:37] Gintoki
    The Earth's too small for you, after all.
[05:41] ---
    Let's make this good-bye.
[05:47] Umibozu
    That's how it goes. Monsters like us... People either use us or hate us. One or the other...
[05:54] Umibozu
    In all likelihood, they probably saw us fighting and freaked out.
[06:00] Umibozu (M)
    I'm sorry, Kagura.
[06:02] ---
    I never wanted to see that expression on your face again.
[06:05] ---
    It's all my fault.
[06:08] Umibozu (M)
    Please let me make amends. I won't ever let you feel lonely again.
[06:14] Umibozu (M)
    Even if we cannot live under the rays of the sun, we can live together under the light of the moon.
[06:20] Umibozu (M)
    Kagura... I will protect you. And make this up to you...and your mother.
[06:26] Kagura
    You stink...
[06:29] Shinpachi
    You fired her?!
[06:30] Gintoki
    Keep it down, will you?
[06:31] ---
    Stop talking so loud. Now look what you did.
[06:34] Gintoki
    I cut my toenail to the quick. What're you going to do about this?
[06:37] Shinpachi
    You fired Kagura-chan?!
[06:40] Shinpachi
    Does that mean Kagura-chan went home together with her father?!
[06:42] Gintoki
    How should I know? She probably did.
[06:45] ---
    It's already been a day. She should be happy.
[06:48] ---
    She always said she was saving up money to go back home. So this saves her the trouble.
[06:52] Gintoki
    And another thing, it's not right, after all.
[06:55] Gintoki
    A little girl shouldn't be living in a strange guy's house anyway.
[06:58] Gintoki
    She's lucky she was with me.
SIGN    [Lolicon, literally "Lolita Complex," means a fetish for little girls.]
[07:00] Gintoki
    Nowadays you never know when you're gonna meet some sleaze with a lolicon and a polygon.
[07:04] Gintoki
    If I were her father, I'd kill the guy.
[07:07] Gintoki
    I'd stick my fingers up his nose and throw him across the roo--.
[07:12] Gintoki
    Owwww! You broke it off! You tore my nose off! What'd you do that for?!
[07:16] Shinpachi
    You disappoint me, Gin-san.
[07:18] Shinpachi
    Haven't you ever thought about Kagura-chan's feelings?
[07:21] Gintoki
    Huh? What's so bad about returning a runaway girl back to her father?
[07:26] Shinpachi
    You really are stupid! Hopeless! Truly hopeless!
[07:29] Gintoki
    Hey, hopeless specs,
[07:31] Gintoki
    shall I bust those specs of yours and make you just plain "hopeless"?
[07:33] Shinpachi
    You don't understand anything!
[07:35] ---
    You have no idea how much Kagura-chan cherished this place!
[07:38] Kagura (Recollection)
    I won't break even if I'm the last remaining branch.
[07:41] Kagura (Recollection)
    I'll stick with the tree until the very end.
[07:44] Shinpachi
    Kagura-chan thought the world of you...
[07:48] Kagura
    You don't have to tell me that! We're already living the way we want to.
[07:52] Shinpachi
    We came here because we wanted to.
[07:54] Shinpachi/Kagura
    We came here to be with you.
[07:58] Shinpachi
    Forget it.
[07:59] Shinpachi
    If that's what you really think, then I'm quitting, too.
[08:05] Shinpachi
    Seems we were the only ones who thought we were friends.
[08:08] Gintoki
    If you want to quit, then quit.
[08:10] Gintoki
    I don't remember ever asking you or Kagura to come here.
[08:19] Gintoki
    Ouch...my back...
[08:21] Gintoki
    What is it, with all of you...
[08:27] Gintoki
    What? Got a problem with that? I won't feed you.
[08:33] Gintoki
    If you want to leave, you can go right ahead.
[08:38] Gintoki
    What? You won't find her there.
[08:41] Gintoki
    Tsk, you're a sharp one.
[08:46] Gintoki
    It's better this way. I don't really know what it's all about, this father-child thing.
[08:53] Gintoki
    But it's better this way.
[08:55] Cabin Announcement
    This craft may rock or sway during transport.
[08:59] Cabin Announcement
    Please fasten your seatbelts securely around...
[09:01] Cabin Announcement
    your waist and please remain seated until the light goes out.
[09:06] Cabin Attendant
    Sir, you can't. This ship will be leaving shortly.
[09:09] Cabin Attendant
    You must remain seated until we reach stable airspace.
[09:13] Umibozu
    No, no, no, There's a little ship in my bowels that's about to take off too!
[09:17] Umibozu
    Bon voyage!
[09:17] Cabin Attendant
    No, sir, that was not funny.
[09:19] Umibozu
    I'm telling you, I can't! Would it be funnier if I crap in my pants?!
[09:23] Umibozu
    Right here, right now!
[09:23] Cabin Attendant
    Sir, please stop trying to be funny!
[09:25] Umibozu
    My muscles are losing control of the situation! They're losing it!
[09:29] Prince Hata
    ...ahh...it came out.
[09:32] Jii
    Get with it! Work faster, dammit!
[09:34] Jii
    That container goes here! That goes there!
[09:37] Jii
    That one, there! What is this place?
[09:39] Maintenance Man A
    This is the luggage bay.
[09:42] Maintenance Man A
    Who is that bossy old man?
[09:44] Maintenance Man B
    He's, you know, a butler for that prince.
[09:46] Maintenance Man B
    The idiotic prince of the Midland Star.
[09:49] Maintenance Man A
    So all this creepy cargo belongs to that prince?
[09:52] Maintenance Man B
    It's a collection of terrible taste. He's got to be dumb... Look at this stuff...
[09:56] Jii
    Be careful with that! These are all the Prince's treasures.
[10:00] Jii
    If you put so much as a scratch on them, I'll tear you limb from limb, I will!
[10:06] Maintenance Man A
    All right.
[10:07] Jii
    Okay, I'm going back to my seat now.
[10:10] Jii
    But if you insult me behind my back, I swear I'll break your necks!
[10:15] Maintenance Men A And B
    What?!
[10:17] Maintenance Man A
    Hey! What've you done to the Prince's treasure?!
[10:20] Jii
    Tsk, who put this junk in my way!
[10:23] Maintenance Man B
    He said junk! He called the Prince's treasure junk!
[10:26] Jii
    Stop making a scene. He's not going to notice one piece of junk missing, you ass!
[10:31] Maintenance Man B
    Old man, you're insane.
[10:34] Jii
    Never mind. Hurry and clean this up. There'll be hell to pay if that idiot finds out.
[10:37] ---
    A mop... Bring a mop. Huh?
[10:39] Jii
    Odd... Hey, where is the thing that was inside this?
[10:43] Maintenance Man A
    What? How would we know? Was there something inside?
[10:46] Jii
    There should've been something similar to those things.
[10:50] Maintenance Man A
    What? A monster like these?!
[10:52] Jii
    That's odd. How could a corpse disappear by itself?
[10:58] Worker A
    Just a minute... You can't go in there.
[11:00] Worker A
    Sir, you can't go through here without a ticket!
[11:03] Worker B
    We'll call the police!
[11:05] Shinpachi
    Wait! Listen! Listen to me!
[11:08] Shinpachi
    My, uh, girlfriend!
[11:09] Shinpachi
    My girlfriend was kidnapped by an old guy with a hairdo like barcode
[11:12] Shinpachi
    and the two of them are trying to run off on their honeymoon.
[11:14] Worker A
    You expect me to believe you have a girlfriend.
[11:17] Worker A
    You look like you haven't had a girlfriend for 16 years!
[11:19] Shinpachi
    And what the hell is that supposed to mean?! How do you know my age?
[11:22] Shinpachi
    Okay, I lied, I lied.
[11:23] ---
    I was just trying to make myself look good.
[11:24] ---
    The truth is, the barcode guy is my father.
[11:26] ---
    He was tricked by a young girl looking for a sugar daddy and dumped his family.
[11:28] ---
    Now he's about to commit suicide with her.
[11:30] Worker A
    Don't lie to me! You look like your father already died!
[11:33] Shinpachi
    How did you know? How come you know that?
[11:38] Shinpachi (M)
    Kagura-chan.
[11:39] Shinpachi (M)
    I don't know what kind of life you led before.
[11:44] Shinpachi (M)
    And I don't know how you feel about your father.
[11:46] Shinpachi (M)
    But, I do know how much you loved Odd Jobs.
[11:52] Shinpachi (M)
    I know how much you cherished Gin-san.
[11:56] Shinpachi (M)
    I know, because...
[11:59] Shinpachi (M)
    I feel the same!
[12:03] Shinpachi
    I'm sorry!
[12:05] Kagura (M)
    The three of us, together forever... I realize it would be impossible.
[12:12] Kagura (M)
    Someday... I knew we'd have to part.
[12:16] Kagura (M)
    But right now...
[12:17] Umibozu
    Man, that was an awful experience. Let me tell you about it, Kagura-chan.
[12:22] Umibozu
    Kagura-cha...
[12:23] Kagura (M)
    Right now, I still...
[12:28] Passenger A
    Hey... Hey! What is that?!
[12:32] Passenger B
    It's a man! There's a man on the ladder!
[12:37] Shinpachi
    Wait! Wait!
[12:39] Shinpachi
    Kagura-chan!! Where are you going?!
[12:41] Shinpachi
    Odd Jobs means the three of us! Together!
[12:43] ---
    Whatever Gin said to you, ignore him! He's a moron!
[12:47] ---
    He doesn't even pay you a decent wage!
[12:49] Shinpachi
    I can't handle that idiot by myself! I need you back at Odd Jobs with me!
[12:55] Umibozu
    That nimrod! What a stupid thing to do!
[12:59] ---
    Shinpachi...
[13:02] Kagura
    Shinpachi.
[13:05] Kagura
    Shinpa...
[13:10] Kagura
    Pappy!
[13:11] Umibozu
    You...
[13:12] Announcement
    Emergency alarm! Emergency alarm!
[13:14] ---
    We have an emergency at Gate 7!
[13:15] ---
    We have an emergency at Gate 7!
[13:16] ---
    All personnel, report to your posts immediately.
[13:18] We Repeat
    We repeat: all personnel, report to your posts immediately.
[13:22] Shinpachi
    What is that thing?!
[13:41] Shinpachi
    At least it's not coming this way! It's not coming this way, is it?
[13:44] Shinpachi
    Oh god! It's coming this way!
[13:48] Gintoki
    Alien? Never heard the word. Sounds like a candy shop.
[13:52] ---
    Is that Eirian?
SIGN    [Eirian]
[13:54] Gintoki
    Well, we're not handing Earth over to the likes of you, bozos.
[13:57] Gintoki
    Earth belongs to us yakuza!
[14:00] Gintoki
    What? You'll what...? Uh...um... That's cruel.
[14:05] Gintoki
    You're, you know what, if you do that sort of thing, uh...
[14:10] Gintoki
    That's so wrong!
[14:11] Hasegawa
    The battle of... Alien vs. Yakuza!
[14:13] Hasegawa
    And so the battle for a planet begins!
[14:17] Hasegawa
    What will be the fate of Earth?
[14:19] Hasegawa
    You can see the rest of this story in the theater.
[14:21] Hasegawa
    No one's coming! Who'd want to come?!
[14:24] Hasegawa
    Who's gonna fall for this lame teaser?! Look at you losers!
[14:26] Hasegawa
    Were you even listening at the meeting?
[14:29] ---
    What's up with "That's so wrong"? What's wrong is you guys!
[14:34] ---
    You think standing there frozen is gonna impress me?
[14:36] ---
    You're serious only about the part that doesn't matter!
[14:42] Hasegawa
    And after I went through the trouble to get you work.
[14:45] Hasegawa
    Forget it, you guys. Just shut up and hold the damned flags.
[14:50] Hasegawa
    Sadaharu-kun, keep your butt quiet, too, please.
[14:53] Hasegawa
    Hey, Gin-san, what happened to the others?
[14:56] Hasegawa
    That nondescript guy with the glasses and that China girl? With their help, it would be...
[15:01] Gintoki
    How would I know. I can do anything myself even if they aren't around.
[15:05] ---
    Why? Because Gin-san is very versatile.
[15:08] Hasegawa
    Hey, don't completely ruin my image of "versatile."
[15:12] Woman
    Hey, Hasegawa-san, the boss is calling for you.
[15:14] Hasegawa
    What? This isn't good. He said if we didn't show results, he'd fire us on the spot.
[15:20] Woman
    No point bringing in a crowd today. Nobody's gonna want to come and see fake aliens.
[15:27] Woman
    You see?
[15:28] Woman
    People got a real alien to worry about.
[15:31] Gintoki
    Hey, where is that? Is that the terminal?
[15:34] Woman
    Seems a huge alien took over a ship and caused an accident.
[15:39] Ketsuno Announcer
    Can we get our camera closer?
[15:42] ---
    I'm sorry, uh...can you see it, everyone?
[15:44] ---
    A mysterious creature has caused an accident involving a ship inside the terminal.
[15:49] ---
    You can see the nose of the crashed spaceship where it breached the terminal wall.
[15:51] Ketsuno Announcer
    There is concern for the safety of the passengers.
[15:51] Woman
    It's frightening.
[15:54] Ketsuno Announcer
    But what is this sinister creature?
[15:57] ---
    Huh? Just a minute... Is that a person?
[16:00] Ketsuno Announcer
    I'm positive. It is a man! A man!
[16:02] Ketsuno Announcer
    Huh? A young girl?!
[16:05] Ketsuno Announcer
    Oh my gosh. It's a young girl!
[16:08] ---
    A lone young girl is on the spaceship's hull...
[16:12] Ketsuno Announcer
    and it looks as if she's fighting
[16:13] Hasegawa
    H-Hey, Gin-san... That's...!
[16:14] Ketsuno Announcer
    I don't believe it. Is she human?!
[16:20] Umibozu
    Hey... Hey...pull yourself together, lad. Hey.
[16:26] Shinpachi
    Am I in the world of the dead?
[16:28] ---
    I don't see gardens of flowers. I see a burnt plain.
[16:31] Umibozu
    Whose head are you calling a burnt plain?
[16:32] ---
    You want to go to hell? You want to live happily forever in a flower garden?
[16:36] Shinpachi
    Umibozu-san?
[16:38] Umibozu
    Quickly, get outta here, lad. Or you'll be killed.
[16:42] Umibozu
    Who'd have thought it'd still be alive?
[16:44] Umibozu
    And where'd he eat enough to get that big?
[16:48] ---
    I should've made sure he was dead.
[16:51] Umibozu
    It'll engulf this place soon. Get going.
[16:54] Shinpachi
    What about you, Baldy?
[16:55] Umibozu
    Who the hell are you calling "Baldy", boy?
[17:00] Umibozu
    I don't see Kagura-chan.
[17:02] Umibozu
    Knowing her, she probably remained on the ship to look after the others.
[17:07] Shinpachi
    Wait.
[17:07] Shinpachi
    I'm coming too. I just can't leave...Kagura-chan there.
[17:14] Umibozu
    You'll get in my way. Go home.
[17:16] Umibozu
    From here on, it's a battlefield. Weak life forms like you will only be a liability.
[17:22] Umibozu
    This is where we belong.
[17:25] Shinpachi (M)
    Those eyes.
[17:27] Shinpachi
    But I...
[17:38] Umibozu
    I told you: we live in a different world.
[17:43] Umibozu
    Forget about Kagura. You'll only make her unhappy.
[17:47] Umibozu
    Do you think people can change so easily?
[17:51] Umibozu (M)
    No, people can't change.
[17:55] Umibozu (M)
    She struggled and struggled, but in the end, she couldn't change.
[17:59] Umibozu (M)
    All the pain of trying to change...was just that. Pain.
[18:10] Jii
    Help us!
[18:12] Kagura
    Quickly! This way!
[18:19] Ketsuno Announcer
    There it is! The Alien has exploded in size!
[18:23] Ketsuno Announcer
    This is dangerous. Way too dangerous!
[18:27] ---
    Even I feel like running away.
[18:28] Okita
    It's dangerous. Clear out of here!
[18:31] Ketsuno Announcer
    Ack! It's the Shinsengumi. The guardians of Edo,
[18:35] Ketsuno Announcer
    The Shinsengumi armed police have arrived on the scene.
[18:38] ---
    We'll be fine now.
[18:40] Okita
    Alien, you are completely surrounded. Give yourself up quietly.
[18:46] Ketsuno Announcer
    Huh? What are you doing?
[18:47] Okita
    Your mother back in your hometown is crying!
[18:49] Okita
    She didn't raise you to be this kind of alien.
[18:52] ---
    Right, Mom?
[18:53] Okita
    Say something.
[18:55] Ketsuno Announcer
    What? Are you serious?! I don't believe this!
[18:59] Kondo
    Do you know what your father said just before he died?
[19:02] ---
    Until the very end, Daddy cared only about you.
[19:07] Ketsuno Announcer
    What the hell are you guys doing?!
[19:11] Okita
    The Bakufu gave this Terminal "Architectural Landmark" status.
[19:15] Okita
    If we start shooting, It'll be our heads that roll.
[19:18] Ketsuno Announcer
    This is no time for that! All our heads will roll if you don't do something!
[19:21] Hijikata
    Hey! If you don't get away quickly, you'll get killed!
[19:24] Ketsuno Announcer
    What is it with you?
[19:25] Ketsuno Announcer
    You leave the press to die while you escape in a patrol car?!
[19:27] Ketsuno Announcer
    What's with you people?!
[19:29] Hijikata
    I never imagined that thing would still be alive.
[19:32] Hijikata
    I don't know how it got here, but it's turned into a major disaster.
[19:36] Hijikata
    Seems it's tougher than we imagined.
[19:39] Hijikata
    Apparently, the more it eats, the bigger it gets. And it eats energy.
[19:43] Hijikata
    Which makes it especially bad news that it's making the terminal its nest.
[19:47] Hijikata
    Incredible amounts of energy pump through this place to teleport ships.
[19:53] Hijikata
    This thing's sudden growth is because it's consuming the immense energy flowing though the terminal.
[19:59] Hijikata
    This is bad. At this rate, Edo will be devoured.
[20:03] Hijikata
    What're you shooting?!
[20:05] Cameraman
    Ow ow ow ow!
[20:07] Woman A
    I'm scared!
[20:09] Man A
    What's going to happen to Edo?
[20:11] Hasegawa
    What's going to happen to me? I'm unemployed again.
[20:15] Hasegawa
    Why should I care if Edo gets destroyed?
[20:16] Ketsuno Announcer
    Ack! What's that?!
[20:19] Ketsuno Announcer
    Something's coming this way...flying past the fleeing crowd.
[20:24] Ketsuno Announcer
    Is that a...dog?
[20:26] Ketsuno Announcer
    No...a samurai?!
[20:29] Okita
    Boss?!
[20:30] Hijikata
    What're you...?!
[20:32] Gintoki
    Is this a TV camera? A camera?
[20:34] Gintoki
    Um... "Alien vs. Yakuza," the movie...
[20:37] Gintoki
    Playing in theaters now. Don't miss it.
[20:41] Ketsuno Announcer
    What just happened?! Who is that mysterious man?!
[20:43] Ketsuno Announcer
    Wait! It's dangerous!
[20:47] Hasegawa
    Gin-san, you're too late. We've already been fired.
[20:52] Umibozu
    Kagura-chan!
[20:53] Umibozu
    Where are you?! Pappy's right here!
[20:58] Umibozu
    This is bad.
[21:00] Umibozu
    This is the toughest fight since that time I eradicated the giant cockroach.
[21:03] Umibozu
    No, since the fight I had with the wife when we were newlyweds.
[21:09] Umibozu
    Oh, are you guys hurt or just taking a dump?
[21:13] Umibozu
    Hang in there, assistant manager.
[21:15] Prince Hata
    Hey, what's with the demotion?
[21:17] Umibozu
    Are you all right? How'd you get that thing on your forehead?
[21:19] ---
    Did the alien do that to you?
[21:21] Jii
    These are the marks of our exalted people!! Fool!!
[21:29] Umibozu
    Her umbrella...
[21:30] Umibozu
    Hey, have you seen Kagura?! You saw her, didn't you?
[21:32] ---
    A cute girl with big round eyes that look exactly like mine!
[21:35] Jii
    I'm not responsible! I'm not responsible! It's not my fault!
[21:38] Jii
    It's the Prince's fault! It's because he keeps a collection of monsters!
[21:42] Prince Hata
    What? It's not my fault!
[21:43] Prince Hata
    The customs people should have checked to make sure it was dead!
[21:50] Okita
    Boss!
[21:52] Kondo
    That fool! Does he want to get killed?!
[21:54] Gintoki
    Sadaharu, time for your walk.
[21:57] Gintoki
    Today, you're free to poop or play wherever you want. You can go wild.
[22:02] Gintoki
    Let's go!
[22:05] Gintoki
    What?
[22:11] Umibozu
    She's a girl with refined facial features who looks just like me. Have you seen her?
[22:15] Jii
    I have. I saw a cute girl who looks like you!
[22:18] Jii
    Is she a queen of some planet? She was a truly cute darling of a girl.
[22:23] Umibozu
    You should've told me! Please...
[22:26] ---
    I'm an old man and I'm impatient.
[22:29] Prince Hatha
    Over there.
[22:30] Jii
    But it's too...
[22:31] Jii
    She rescued us, but the monster...
[22:38] Umibozu
    Kagura!
SIGN    [To Be Continued]
SIGN    
[24:15] Shinpachi
    Oh my! Gin-san was eaten by the alien!
[24:17] Shinpachi
    And Baldy is hurt trying to protect the injured Kagura-chan.
[24:21] ---
    Isn't that the Bakufu's battleship?!
[24:22] ---
    If she fires with all cannons, everyone will be killed.
SIGN    The next episode: "You Know What Happens if You Pee on a Worm."
SIGN    [A giant alien puts Edo on the brink of destruction.]
SIGN    [What is the fate of Kagura, who is on the brink of death?! And where is Gintoki?!]