E190 - When Looking for Something, Try Using its Perspective

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[00:01] All
    Happy New Year!
[00:06] Shinpachi
    With our movie coming up during
    Golden Week this year...
SIGN    [Note: Scheduled for a 4/24 release date in Japan.]
[00:09] Kagura
    We'll be working even harder!
[00:12] Gintoki
    So when you watch Gintama this year...
[00:14] All
    Make sure the room is well-lit and
    don't sit too close to the TV!
[00:20] Shinpachi
    What is this?
[01:53] Gintoki
    Have you ever seen cats mate?
[01:55] Shinpachi
    When I was little, I innocently told Sis
    to "carry me like the cats are doing"
[02:00] Shinpachi
    which made for a traumatizing,
    awkward moment.
[02:02] Gintoki
    Sounds more puma than trauma.
[02:05] Kagura
    Nah, I'd say margay.
[02:07] Gintoki
    So did you know?
[02:08] Gintoki
    Male cats have a thorn
    down there. A thorn.
[02:11] Gintoki
    Man, that's crazy stuff.
[02:13] Gintoki
    Seriously, if I'm reincarnated,
    I'd better not be a cat.
[02:17] Kagura
    Like you have any other use for it
    besides peeing while standing.
[02:23] Shinpachi
    Huh?
[02:24] Shinpachi
    The cats are running away...
[02:29] Shinpachi
    That's...
[02:31] Shinpachi
    Ragged ears...
[02:33] Shinpachi
    And its size...
[02:34] Shinpachi
    Hoichi!
[02:35] Shinpachi
    The boss cat of Kabukicho, Hoichi!
[02:37] Shinpachi
    Our target has arrived!
[02:39] Gintoki
    Don't rush me...!
[02:41] Gintoki
    Look, you've made me
    get it on my hands...
[02:44] Kagura
    Pachi-boy, it's going for bait.
[02:51] Kagura
    Damn misbehaving cat!
[02:58] Shinpachi
    Ah! It got us!
[03:00] Shinpachi
    Gin-san! Hurry after Hoichi!
[03:03] Shinpachi
    Can you hear me?!
[03:04] Shinpachi
    Gin-san!
[03:06] Cata
    Hey, get a hold of yourself.
[03:09] Catb
    A new face, huh?
[03:11] Gintoki
    Why are cats talking?
[03:13] Gintoki
    Am I dreaming?
[03:15] Gintoki
    I'm all dizzy.
[03:17] Cata
    If you don't feel well, get a drink of water.
[03:19] Gintoki
    I'll do that.
[03:21] Gintoki
    Hey, where's the water?
[03:23] Cata
    Right over there.
[03:24] Gintoki
    Huh?
[03:26] Gintoki
    Are you toying with me?
[03:28] Gintoki
    Drink that dirty water?
[03:29] Gintoki
    Don't assume I'm like you strays...
[03:34] Gintoki
    Huh?
[03:38] Gintoki
    What is this...?
[03:40] Cata
    Only trying to help.
[03:41] Catb
    Some attitude.
[03:42] Catc
    What's with him?
[03:43] Gintoki
    Why do I have to be such an ugly cat?!
SIGN    ["When Looking for Something,
    Try Using its Perspective."]
[03:53] Shinpachi
    That's odd. Where did Gin-san go?
[03:56] Kagura
    He's probably off balling or ballsing.
[04:01] Otose
    You're still chasing that cat?
[04:03] Cath
    You can't even catch a cat?
[04:06] Cath
    That makes you less useful
    than a plastic bottle.
[04:09] Kagura
    What was that?!
[04:10] Kagura
    Want me to tell you how useful plastic
    bottles can be, you damn cat burglar?!
[04:14] Cath
    That's wrong! You're using it wrong!
[04:15] Shinpachi
    Still, the cats in this town have
    a tendency to misbehave.
[04:19] Shinpachi
    They've been growing in numbers,
    and I've heard about pets being injured,
[04:23] Shinpachi
    parrots being eaten,
    and fish being stolen.
[04:27] Shinpachi
    So neighborhood association people are taking
    steps to prevent any more strays...
[04:34] Men
    Hand over your balls.
[04:39] Otose
    Neutering?
[04:40] Shinpachi
    Yes.
[04:41] Shinpachi
    They're catching strays in Kabukicho
    and neutering them.
[04:46] Shinpachi
    But the members aren't
    able to handle Hoichi.
[04:52] Otose
    Sheesh, you were the ones who
    left the cats to become strays.
[04:56] Otose
    The world would be better off if
    we started neutering humans.
[05:01] Shinpachi
    Could you hold off on the Human Memberality
    Project until I've actually gotten to use mine?
[05:05] Shinpachi
    But we can't ignore it.
[05:10] Shinpachi
    The king of Kabukicho strays, Hoichi.
[05:14] Shinpachi
    Violent and wily...
[05:16] Shinpachi
    I've heard that it's bitten
    large dogs to death
[05:18] Shinpachi
    and injured children...
[05:20] Otose
    Did you see it happen?
[05:22] Shinpachi
    No, but I'm sure of it after seeing
    how he moved today.
[05:26] Otose
    You sure about that?
[05:28] Otose
    I don't think he's as bad as everyone
    makes him out to be.
[05:34] Guy
    There it is!
[05:35] Guy
    Damn misbehaving cat!
[05:37] Guy
    Hand over your balls!
[05:43] Guy
    I-it's Hoichi!
[05:48] Hoichi
    Whatcha doing, kid?
[05:50] Hoichi
    You wanna lose your balls?
[05:52] Guy
    Wait up!
[06:01] Hoichi
    You're a vagabond?
[06:05] Hoichi
    Kid, I'll tell you the rules here.
[06:09] Hoichi
    There are no good cats here.
[06:11] Hoichi
    Ask for help and nobody will even budge.
[06:15] Gintoki
    But you saved me.
[06:18] Hoichi
    Every cat that's lost its
    balls becomes soft.
[06:22] Hoichi
    It wouldn't be any fun
    to fight a weakling!
[06:34] Catc
    Hoichi's beating up on another newbie.
[06:37] Catc
    If he doesn't put up a fight,
    he'll be chased out of town.
[06:41] Cata
    I wonder if the vagabond
    will be able to stay.
[06:44] Hoichi
    What kinda moves were those?
[06:46] Hoichi
    You wanna die?
[06:47] Gintoki
    Wait! I was just turned into a cat!
[06:49] Gintoki
    My synchronization ratio isn't
    enough to control it, believe it!
[06:53] Hoichi
    A pussy like you can't
    survive in this town!
[06:58] Hoichi
    Scram!
[07:04] Strayc
    H-He's standing!
[07:07] Strayd
    He's standing upright!
[07:11] Gintoki
    Teach me the rules of this town?
[07:14] Gintoki
    My history in this town...
[07:18] Gintoki
    And my history of eating left over food...
[07:20] Gintoki
    ...dwarfs yours!
[07:31] Hoichi
    What's your name?
[07:34] Gintoki
    Gintoki Sakata...
[07:38] Hoichi
    Too long.
[07:39] Hoichi
    Gin will do.
[07:40] Hoichi
    Make sure you don't get your balls taken.
[07:44] Gintoki
    H-Hey!
[07:45] Gintoki
    Hold on...
[07:46] Strayc
    Amazing! You're amazing!
[07:49] Strayd
    That made Hoichi look bad!
[07:51] Strayd
    Gin, you have a chance of defeating
    Hoichi and taking over as boss!
[07:54] Strayf
    We're sick of his oppression!
[07:57] Gintoki
    Why are you all celebrating?!
[07:59] Gintoki
    Stop it!
[07:59] Gintoki
    What are you doing?!
[08:00] Gintoki
    Don't sniff my ass!
[08:03] Gintoki
    Huh? What's that?
[08:05] Gintoki
    What? Arms crossed?
[08:10] Zura
    I'll get to the point.
[08:11] Zura
    You aren't a cat, are you?
[08:14] Gintoki
    I don't wanna hear that from someone
    walking on two legs!
[08:17] Zura
    Did you do something here?
[08:18] Gintoki
    Huh?
[08:19] Gintoki
    What if I did?
[08:22] Zura
    The owner of this property is a kind
    person who feeds the stray cats.
[08:27] Zura
    The cats gather here for that reason.
[08:29] Zura
    This grave was made by the kind owner
    in memory of the strays who have died.
[08:39] Zura
    Hundreds of cat souls rest
    beneath this ground.
[08:43] Zura
    I'll ask you again.
[08:46] Zura
    Did you do something?
[08:48] Gintoki
    I took a piss...
[08:51] Gintoki
    Hey! So I ended up like this
    because of a cat curse?!
[08:55] Gintoki
    That's impossible!
[08:58] Zura
    The impossible has already
    happened to us.
[09:01] Gintoki
    Us?
[09:02] Gintoki
    Don't tell me that you
    also took a piss here.
[09:05] Zura
    Not a piss, a dump.
[09:10] Gintoki
    You're Zura?!
[09:12] Gintoki
    You took a dump out here?!
[09:14] Gintoki
    Could you consider the image
    you're supposed to have?!
[09:16] Gintoki
    Seriously, man. You have no fear.
[09:18] Zura
    A warrior must be prepared to do his
    business in any place at any time.
[09:24] Gintoki
    Anyone who takes a dump on a grave
    can't be considered a warrior!
[09:26] Zura
    I was drawn in by the sweet scent of paws,
    but I didn't expect a trap...
[09:31] Gintoki
    You brought this on yourself!
[09:32] Katsura
    But as a result, I was able to evade
    the Shinsengumi's pursuit.
[09:36] Katsura
    A fortunate turn of events,
    or as they say, shit happens.
[09:38] Gintoki
    Hey! Someone shove a stick
    of dynamite up his ass!
[09:44] Kondo
    Why did this happen?!
[09:47] Kondo
    I should have ignored Katsura!
[09:49] Kondo
    If I look like this,
    Otae-san and Toshi and Sogo
[09:52] Kondo
    won't realize it's me!
[09:54] Gintoki
    Why a gorilla?!
[09:56] Zura
    Kondo, you were also cursed?
[09:59] Kondo
    What?! You can recognize me?!
[10:00] Kondo
    That voice...!
[10:02] Kondo
    I'm so glad to have a buddy!
[10:05] Kondo
    I don't care if you're Katsura!
[10:06] Kondo
    I see!
[10:07] Kondo
    You were also bitten by a weird gorilla...
[10:09] Gintoki
    No! You're the only one who was involved
    in a Spider-Man-esque incident!
[10:13] Zura
    The owner's a kind person.
[10:15] Zura
    There's probably a stray gorilla around...
[10:16] Gintoki
    What the hell is a stray gorilla?!
    I've never seen one before!
[10:19] Gintoki
    What do we do?
[10:20] Gintoki
    How do we return to normal?!
[10:22] Gintoki
    And I had to be stuck with
    these useless idiots!
[10:25] Katsura
    We were cursed for disturbing
    the grave. If we restore it...
[10:28] Gintoki
    Restore it?
[10:29] Gintoki
    What, are you going to shove
    your own dump back in there?!
[10:32] Katsura
    For now, let's dig up the dump I buried.
[10:34] Gintoki
    Screw that!
[10:34] Gintoki
    It's your own dump!
[10:35] Gintoki
    You take responsibility!
[10:37] Katsura
    If I return to normal, I won't
    give you any help.
[10:41] Gintoki
    I feel sick...
[10:49] Gintoki
    Why are you adding more?!
[10:51] Katsura
    Sh-Shoot!
[10:52] Katsura
    My feline instincts...
[10:53] Katsura
    I didn't expect my cat
    synchronization ratio to rise meow.
[10:56] Gintoki
    Don't meow!
[10:58] Katsura
    It appears that my transformation
    into a cat is advancing meow.
[11:01] Gintoki
    Hey, stop it.
[11:02] Gintoki
    That meow really pisses
    me off! It isn't cute!
[11:04] Kondo
    You're a hopeless bunch.
[11:05] Kondo
    I'll handle this.
[11:09] Kondo
    Philippines bananas and
    Taiwan bananas!
[11:12] Kondo
    Which do you want?!
[11:13] Kondo
    Make up your mind by the time I return!
[11:18] Gintoki
    It doesn't look like he's ever turning back.
[11:29] Lady
    There now.
[11:30] Lady
    Come here, kitties.
[11:32] Lady
    Eat your fill.
[11:34] Lady
    What's wrong?
[11:36] Lady
    Are you sleepy?
[11:38] Lady
    There, sleep tight.
[11:43] Man
    We appreciate your cooperation.
[11:47] Man
    They really take to you.
[11:50] Lady
    I feel sorry for them, but this
    is for their own safety.
[11:55] Lady
    Please be gentle with them.
[11:57] Man
    Don't worry.
[11:59] Man
    We'll release them once
    they're neutered.
[12:02] Katsura
    So they successfully brought
    the owner to their side...
[12:05] Katsura
    Drugging our food...
[12:07] Katsura
    Damn cowardly humans...
[12:10] Gintoki
    You're also a human.
[12:11] Kondo
    I'll never trust humans again!
[12:13] Kondo
    Humans around the world
    are after our bananas!
[12:17] Kondo
    I'll hunt their bananas first, then!
[12:20] Gintoki
    Nobody's after your dirty banana!
[12:23] Gintoki
    Man...
[12:25] Gintoki
    Why are they collecting cat balls?
[12:27] Gintoki
    Are they trying to summon
    Shenlong or something?
SIGN    [Note: The wish-granting dragon from the manga Dragon Ball.]
[12:30] Gintoki
    I haven't had anything to eat for a day.
[12:32] Gintoki
    My tail is starting to look
    like a frankfurter.
[12:34] Katsura
    We'll have to forget about returning to normal
    for now and focus on securing food meow.
[12:40] Gintoki
    Hey, I told you to stop meowing.
[12:42] Kondo
    How are we supposed
    to secure food baboo?
[12:44] Gintoki
    Hey, cut that out already.
[12:46] Katsura
    Hunt down some mice
[12:48] Katsura
    or beg humans for food meow.
[12:51] Kondo
    Th-That's not funny baboo!
[12:53] Kondo
    How could a samurai behave like that?!
[12:55] Kondo
    I'd rather die than be domesticated baboo!
[12:59] Hoichi
    Then die.
[13:01] Gintoki
    Ho-Hoichi!
[13:02] Hoichi
    Your pride won't do you any good when
    you're trying to make it in this place.
[13:11] Hoichi
    The only pride you need here
    is the pride to survive.
[13:17] Hoichi
    If you have the guts to live, follow me.
[13:23] Gintoki
    Hey, where are you going?
[13:25] Gintoki
    Is it safe to wander around here?
[13:28] Katsura
    Does he intend to teach us how to hunt?
[13:31] Gintoki
    Why would he do that?
[13:34] Gintoki
    He's a violent bastard that attacked
    me the second I turned into a cat.
[13:38] Katsura
    I received the same treatment,
    but something about it bothered me.
[13:42] Katsura
    I don't believe he was entirely serious.
[13:45] Katsura
    Fact is, every newbie has been attacked,
[13:49] Katsura
    but none have been seriously injured.
[13:52] Katsura
    He stops once you've shown you're
    brave enough to stand firm...
[13:56] Girl
    Ooh! It's a parade of cats!
[13:59] Oryo
    Oh? Why if it isn't Hoichi?
[14:01] Oryo
    What? Are you going somewhere
    with your friends?
[14:03] Girl
    Oryo, you know him?
[14:05] Oryo
    It's a stray that often
    comes here for food.
[14:08] Gintoki
    Wh-What the hell?!
[14:10] Gintoki
    They love him?!
[14:11] Gintoki
    When he's old?!
[14:12] Gintoki
    When he's so ugly?!
[14:14] Hoichi
    Listen up, fellas.
[14:15] Hoichi
    You have to be selective
    when begging for food.
[14:20] Hoichi
    Young girls make great targets.
[14:22] Hoichi
    They gush over anything cute,
[14:25] Hoichi
    and they think of themselves as cute
    when they fawn over animals.
[14:29] Hoichi
    Lonely-looking young men will also work.
[14:33] Hoichi
    As well as curious, snot-nosed kids.
[14:37] Hoichi
    Once you find a target, suck up.
[14:39] Hoichi
    Act cute.
[14:41] Hoichi
    Got it?
[14:42] Hoichi
    It's all in how you act.
[14:44] Hoichi
    Aim for the ugly-cute.
[14:46] Kondo
    Ugly cute?!
[14:48] Kondo
    Such a mythical style actually
    exists in the animal world?!
[14:51] Kondo
    I'll do it! I'll give it a shot!
[14:52] Kondo
    This may be where I truly belong!
[14:56] Kondo
    Well?
[14:57] Kondo
    Ugly-cute? Gross-cute?
[14:59] Gintoki
    Ugly-gross.
[15:00] Gintoki
    You have no chance.
[15:01] Gintoki
    Your ugly factor is too strong.
[15:03] Gintoki
    Any half-assed measures
    will only make it worse.
[15:05] Gintoki
    Only piss people off.
[15:06] Kondo
    What was that?!
[15:06] Kondo
    Don't mess with gorillas!
[15:08] Kondo
    Do you know the gorilla's
    scientific name?!
[15:09] Kondo
    It's "Gorilla gorilla gorilla"!
[15:11] Kondo
    It's gorilla all the way!
[15:12] Kondo
    A reincarnation ring of gorilla!
[15:14] Kondo
    Please help me!
[15:16] Zura
    Calm down, Gorilla gorilla gorilla.
[15:18] Zura
    We'll be shot down if we act individually.
[15:21] Zura
    Have you heard of the
    show "Shimura Zoo"?
[15:24] Zura
    The one with a chimpanzee
    walking a dog around.
[15:28] Zura
    We'll go with the gorilla-cat version.
[15:29] Zura
    Operation Gorilla Shimura Guerrilla.
[15:32] Kondo
    I see!
[15:33] Zura
    Then call Ken Shimura here at once!
SIGN    [Note: Veteran Japanese Comedian, also the host of "Shimura Zoo".]
[15:35] Kondo
    Got it! I'm off to Higashimurayama!
SIGN    [Note: Ken Shimura once covered a song based on the city of Higashimurayama.]
[15:37] Gintoki
    Hey! This has nothing to
    do with that Shimura!
[15:38] Zura
    The audience will be moved when they see
    Shimura, Emperor of the Skit, laugh and cry!
[15:44] Gintoki
    That would be Operation Shimura
    Lachryma Ooh-La-La!
[15:47] Hoichi
    Hey, here comes the next sucker.
[15:50] ---
    What?
[15:51] Otae
    That's right.
[15:52] Otae
    And Gin-san hasn't returned yet.
[15:54] Kyu
    Knowing him, he's probably
    off somewhere hammered.
[15:58] Kyu
    There's no need to worry.
[15:59] Gintoki
    A-A different Shimura showed up!
[16:02] Gintoki
    This is bad.
[16:03] Gintoki
    Hey, Gorilla Shimura Godzilla is here.
[16:04] Gintoki
    Let's pull back!
[16:05] Kondo
    No! Otae-san might be
    able to recognize us!
[16:09] Gintoki
    Hey, stupid!
[16:11] Gintoki
    The leash from Operation
    Shimura is still...!
[16:13] Kondo
    Otae-san! It's me! Me!
[16:15] Kondo
    Kondo!
[16:17] Otae
    My, what is that?
[16:18] Otae
    Cats are walking a gorilla!
[16:20] Otae
    Stupid-cute!
[16:23] Otae
    Usually, gorillas are smarter than cats.
[16:26] Otae
    A gorilla would walk a cat.
[16:28] Otae
    But this gorilla is amazing!
[16:30] Otae
    Amazingly stupid!
[16:31] Otae
    Stupid-cute!
[16:32] Gintoki
    St-Stupid-cute?
[16:34] Otae
    What is this?
[16:35] Otae
    How stupid is he?
[16:37] Otae
    Did he run away from a mental zoo?
[16:39] Otae
    There, there.
[16:41] Kondo
    Otae-san...
[16:42] Kondo
    That Otae-san...
[16:43] Kondo
    ...is petting my head!
[16:45] Kondo
    I'm so glad I was born a gorilla!
[16:47] Gintoki
    Uh, you aren't a gorilla.
[16:49] Hoichi
    There isn't time to celebrate.
[16:51] Hoichi
    Beg for food.
[16:53] Kondo
    Who needs food?!
[16:55] Kondo
    This memory will last me a lifetime!
[16:57] Gintoki
    Shut up!
[16:57] Gintoki
    Just get us food!
[16:59] Otae
    Kyu-chan, it looks like they're hungry.
[17:03] Otae
    Do you have anything?
[17:04] Kyu
    Unfortunately, right now...
[17:08] Kyu
    I only have a boneless ham on me.
[17:10] Gintoki
    That'll do! We don't need anything else!
[17:13] Gintoki
    Give! Give to us!
[17:14] Gintoki
    And why is she walking around
    with a huge chunk of meat?!
[17:18] Gintoki
    Is she headed for Castlevania?!
[17:19] Otae
    I see, you only have a boneless ham.
[17:21] Otae
    Guess we can't do anything then.
[17:23] Kyu
    Sorry, I only have a boneless
    ham on me.
[17:26] Kyu
    I'll bring something better next time.
[17:27] Gintoki
    Huh?!
[17:28] Gintoki
    Hey, wait!
[17:29] Gintoki
    I said that it'll do!
[17:30] Gintoki
    Where are you going to use
    that ham if not here?!
[17:33] Otae
    Kyu-chan, we should get going.
[17:35] Otae
    Sorry about bothering you to fix my TV.
[17:37] Kyu
    It's nothing.
[17:38] Kyu
    I just have to give it a good smack
    with this boneless ham.
[17:41] Gintoki
    Do you really have to use
    a boneless ham for that?!
[17:43] Otae
    Sorry.
[17:44] Otae
    A boneless ham has too much
    salt so it wouldn't be healthy.
[17:49] Gintoki
    It's okay! Don't worry about that!
[17:51] Otae
    Instead, here's something I made.
[17:56] Gintoki
    This looks 100 times more unhealthy!
[17:58] Gintoki
    Goddamn it!
[17:59] Gintoki
    The woman dangled a ham before us
    before leaving us with this dark matter!
[18:04] Gintoki
    Left us with this huge piece of shit!
[18:07] Katsura
    Operation Shimura with the shitmura.
[18:09] Gintoki
    Hey, bring the leash!
[18:10] Gintoki
    We'll turn this guy into ham!
[18:12] Gintoki
    There! Take that!
[18:13] Katsura
    Wait, look over there!
[18:15] Kyu
    S-Sorry...
[18:18] Kyu
    Keep this a secret from Otae-chan.
[18:21] Gintoki
    K-Kyubei-kun...
[18:24] Gintoki
    Did you change your mind
    and bring the ham...?
[18:29] Gintoki
    She took the dark matter with her!
[18:32] Gintoki
    She's eating it?!
[18:32] Gintoki
    She's gonna eat it?!
[18:33] Gintoki
    She really loves Otae, huh?!
[18:35] Kondo
    Unbelievable...
[18:37] Kondo
    All this effort and we still
    can't secure food...
[18:41] Kondo
    This is the world of stray
    cats in Kabukicho...?
[18:44] Hoichi
    Don't start sobbing after failing one hunt.
[18:48] Hoichi
    Tail up and stare straight ahead.
[18:50] Hoichi
    Look.
[18:51] Kondo
    Isn't that Sogo?!
[18:54] Kondo
    Is he looking for me?
[18:56] Kondo
    Sorry about making you worry!
[18:58] Gintoki
    Ah, he looked over here.
[19:00] Gintoki
    He keeps glancing over here.
[19:03] Gintoki
    He blushed?
[19:05] Gintoki
    Huh? What?
[19:06] Gintoki
    He likes cats?
[19:07] Gintoki
    Does he like cats?
[19:08] Kondo
    No, he likes gorillas.
[19:09] Kondo
    The sight of a gorilla must have
    reminded him of how I'm missing.
[19:12] Gintoki
    Ah. Isn't that a sausage?
[19:13] Kondo
    Shinsengumi sausage!
[19:15] Kondo
    My favorite Shinsengumi sausage!
[19:17] Zura
    No, that isn't your sausage!
[19:19] Zura
    It's my favorite Shinsengumi sausage!
[19:21] Kondo
    Bastard! How can you say that when
    you're in the Anti-Foreigner Faction?!
[19:24] Kondo
    That sausage is only for
    Shinsengumi members!
[19:27] Zura
    Fool! You are no longer a member
    of the Shinsengumi!
[19:29] Zura
    You're just a Gorilla gorilla gorilla!
[19:31] Kondo
    Don't use the scientific name!
[19:32] Kondo
    Want me to kill you?!
[19:34] Kondo
    Bastard! Why are you
    begging by yourself?!
[19:37] Zura
    I'm the one who gets to beg!
[19:39] Kondo
    Hey! Are you really in the
    Anti-Foreigner Faction?!
[19:41] Zura
    Shut up!
[19:42] Zura
    I am now Katsura katsura katsura!
[19:44] Kondo
    No, you're Katsura!
[19:45] Kondo
    Let me go!
[19:46] Kondo
    The sausage is mine!
[19:48] Zura
    No, it's mine!
[19:55] Okita
    Huh? What are you doing?
[20:08] Gintoki
    Hey, would you also consider the thing
    hanging from his crotch a sausage?
[20:13] Kondo
    What are you talking about?
[20:14] Kondo
    That's clearly a sausage!
[20:16] Gintoki
    Damn kid!
[20:17] Gintoki
    I'll neuter you!
[20:19] Hoichi
    Wait! There's another target over there!
[20:22] Gintoki
    Th-That's!
[20:24] Kondo
    I-Isn't that Toshi?!
[20:27] Gintoki
    He keeps glancing over here.
[20:31] Gintoki
    What? It's creeping me out.
[20:32] Zura
    He pulled something out.
[20:38] Gintoki
    Kondo-san, Kondo-san.
[20:40] Gintoki
    Can I ask you something?
[20:41] Kondo
    What?
[20:42] Gintoki
    What's he doing?
[20:43] Gintoki
    What is that?
[20:44] Gintoki
    Huh?
[20:45] Gintoki
    Does he want to be killed?
[20:47] Gintoki
    Huh? I don't want that crap!
[20:49] Gintoki
    Do you want us to kill you?!
[20:51] Gintoki
    Why are you showing
    it off?! Pisses me off!
[20:53] Gintoki
    He thinks we want some?! Pisses me off!
[20:55] Kondo
    Toshi! Please stop!
[20:57] Kondo
    It's embarrassing!
[20:58] Kondo
    Embarrassing for me, too!
[20:59] Gintoki
    I can't take this anymore!
[21:00] Kondo
    Ah! Wait!
[21:05] Hijikata
    Huh? What are you doing?
[21:08] Gintoki
    What the hell are you doing?!
[21:10] Gintoki
    I'll kill you! I'll definitely kill you!
[21:12] Kondo
    Forgive him!
[21:13] Kondo
    He's not used to this!
[21:14] Kondo
    He's not used to this kind of thing!
[21:15] Kondo
    He thinks that everyone in the
    world loves mayonnaise!
[21:20] Kondo
    Calm down and move
    on to the next target!
[21:22] Kondo
    Okay? Let's move on!
[21:24] Hijikata
    Hey.
[21:26] Hijikata
    Just kidding.
[21:28] Hijikata
    Keep it a secret.
[21:45] Gintoki
    Let's hunt him.
[21:51] Kondo
    Nothing to show for a whole day of work.
[21:54] Kondo
    We don't have the talent to be strays.
[21:57] Gintoki
    Who wants to have that talent?
[21:59] Gintoki
    You give up on turning back to normal?
[22:01] Gintoki
    Oh?
[22:04] Zura
    Hey, what are you doing, Master Hoichi?
[22:08] Hoichi
    So much for that. I'll show you
    my special place for food.
[22:12] Gintoki
    Hmm?
[22:13] Gintoki
    Hey... This is...
[22:15] Otose
    Oh? Here's a rare visit.
[22:20] Otose
    How many years has it been, Hoichi?
[22:23] Gintoki
    O-Old hag...?!
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[24:05] Gintoki
    What are we supposed to do?!
[24:07] Gintoki
    We're still going to be cats next week?!
[24:09] Kondo
    Okay!
[24:10] Kondo
    Next week, we'll immediately search
    for the gorilla that bit me...
[24:12] Zura
    No, that doesn't matter meow.
[24:15] Kondo
    Huh?
[24:15] Gintoki
    The next episode...
[24:16] Gintoki
    "Freedom Means to Live True
    to Yourself, not Without Law!"
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SIGN    [Fun fact: The scientific name of the Western Lowland Gorilla is "Gorilla gorilla gorilla."]
SIGN    [See you next time.]