E97 - “Exaggerate the Tales of Your Exploits by a Third, so Everyone Has a Good Time” / “Men Have a Weakness for Girls Who Sell Flowers and Work in Pastry Shops”

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SIGN    [Cat's Punch] [Note: Spoof of Lupin the 3rd.]
SIGN    [Anyway, this is GinTama... Not Cat's Punch!!]
SIGN    [Yamanoi-san, sorry for putting you through all this trouble. (Laughs) The other half is about Odd Jobs Gura-san.]
SIGN    ["Exaggerate the Tales of Your Exploits by a Third, so Everyone Has a Good Time"]
[01:08] Catherine
    I was quite famous long ago. I traveled to all the galaxies.
[01:12] Gintoki
    You liar.
[01:13] Gintoki
    You're exaggerating, aren't you?!
[01:15] Catherine
    That's not true.
[01:17] Catherine
    I stole the Treasure of Fire from the smallest member of the UN,
SIGN    [Note: "Treasure of Fire" is the main theme of "Lupin the 3rd: The Castle of Cagliostro" movie. The small old man claiming to be a clone is Mamo from "Lupin the 3rd: Mystery of Mamo" movie.]
[01:20] Catherine
    and defeated a little old man who said he was a clone.
[01:26] Otose
    China-girl, you don't need to wipe the floors.
[01:29] Otose
    Just sit quietly somewhere!! I'm begging you!!
[01:31] ---
    You, too!! Get back to work!!
[01:33] ---
    How many months of rent do you think you've got to pay back?!
[01:35] Otose
    If you don't have the money, then I'll make you work to pay it!!
[01:37] Catherine
    Once you're finished with that, buy me some cigarettes.
[01:40] Otose
    You can get to work too!!
[01:44] Gintoki
    You sure are odd, Granny.
[01:47] Gintoki
    You're rehiring the thief who robbed money from your store.
[01:50] Gintoki
    She might swindle you again.
[01:54] Otose
    She won't steal anymore.
[01:57] Otose
    We made a promise.
[02:00] Otose
    Anyway, you get back to work...
[02:06] Kagura
    That's not fair of Gin-chan.
[02:07] Kagura
    Taking off like that and leaving us to do it all.
[02:09] Kagura
    Thanks to him, our work has doubled.
[02:11] Shinpachi
    Otose-san was furious and said that if we don't pay off our rent by next month, she'll kick us out.
[02:16] Shinpachi
    What are we gonna do?
[02:18] Catherine
    Do you want this cardboard box?
[02:20] Shinpachi
    Are you telling us to live in that?! Is that what you're saying?!
[02:23] Kagura
    No way! We can't live in this!! At least make it a large one!!
[02:27] Shinpachi
    Excuse me?! Isn't there something wrong about that?!
[02:30] Catherine
    I won't forgive anyone who gives Otose-san a hard time.
[02:33] Catherine
    Since you don't pay the rent, you rent scofflaws
[02:35] Catherine
    should get thrown out along with the recycling and garbage!
[02:38] Kagura
    What?! You were the thief, Pig-ears!
[02:43] Kagura
    Shall I rip off those ears and turn you into a trailer-park housewife?!
[02:46] Catherine
    And what about you with all your "Uh-huhs"?!
[02:48] Catherine
    How about I rip that "Uh-huh" off you and turn you into a normal character?!
[02:50] Shinpachi
    Hey, both of you, calm down.
[02:53] Kagura
    Shut up!
[02:54] Kagura
    Shall I rip the glasses off your face and make you an even wimpier character?!
[02:57] Shinpachi
    Over my dead body!
[02:58] Shinpachi
    You jerks have no idea how important the straight man is in this story, do you?
[03:03] Kurukan
    My, my... You're looking well, Catherine.
[03:08] Kurikan
    Been looking for you.
[03:10] Catherine
    K-Kurikan...
[03:13] Shinpachi
    I'm sorry! I'm sorry! I'm sorry!!
[03:18] Kurikan
    You've changed since I last saw you.
[03:21] Catherine
    How tactless. Only little girls like to hear how they've changed.
[03:26] Catherine
    Mature women like to be told how they haven't changed a bit.
[03:30] Kurikan
    Your personality is still the same.
[03:32] Kurikan
    But you had more spunk when we were last teamed up.
[03:37] Kurikan
    You went around looting treasures from all over the galaxy,
SIGN    [Note: Spoof of scene from Charlie's Angels Movie.]
[03:40] Kurikan
    and you could crack open... any safe with the greatest of ease.
[03:44] Kurikan
    There wasn't a crook out there...
[03:46] Kurikan
    ...who didn't know Latchkey Catherine.
[04:09] Catherine
    Knock it off. I've given up thieving.
[04:12] Kurikan
    That's right. That's what you said when you left us.
[04:16] Kurikan
    But I've heard rumors that you were thrown into the slammer here on earth.
[04:23] Kurikan
    The habit of stealing is harder to get rid of than a curry udon stain.
[04:26] Kurikan
    No matter how many times you wash it, it doesn't come out.
[04:30] Kurikan
    What's the point in going straight now?
[04:33] Kurikan
    Why not join Cat's Punch again?
[04:39] Kurikan
    Actually, we've got a big job here in Edo.
[04:42] Kurikan
    Amanto and money from across the galaxy gather here... It's better than catnip.
[04:47] Kurikan
    And we need your help to get it, Catherine.
[04:50] Catherine
    Stop it!!
[04:51] Catherine
    I'm indebted to the hostel owner now...
[04:54] ---
    I won't betray her again.
[04:56] Kurikan
    I know all about that.
[04:58] Kurikan
    That's why you wouldn't want to cause her any more trouble, right?
[05:02] Kurikan
    Lately, there have been a lot of fires around here.
[05:05] Kurikan
    Better keep a close watch on your place, too.
[05:10] Kurikan
    You know, don't you?
[05:12] Kurikan
    Cat's Punch is capable of anything when money is at stake.
[05:15] Catherine
    Kurikan, you bastard...
[05:17] Kurikan
    Hey, don't look at me like that. This is good for you, too.
[05:23] Kurikan
    You're still sending money to your folks back home, right?
[05:25] Kurikan
    You can't earn that much at a seedy snack house like that.
[05:29] Kurikan
    Besides, it's impossible for you to stay honest. Want proof?
[05:32] Kurikan
    I can see it in your face-it's killing you.
[05:35] Kurikan
    Forget about trying to go clean. You should be proud of your special talents.
[05:41] Kurikan
    I'll be waiting behind the factory at 3-chome block at 2:00 A.M.
SIGN    [Otose Snack House]
[05:54] Otose
    Oh? Is that so?
[05:56] Shinpachi
    Is that all you have to say Otose-san?
[05:58] Shinpachi
    At this rate, Catherine is going to become a thief again.
[06:01] Kagura
    Just leave her alone. I figured she'd get back into that life eventually.
[06:04] Shinpachi
    Whoa. It's Gin-san. It's a mini Gin-san.
[06:08] Gintoki
    That's right. Just leave her alone.
[06:10] Gintoki
    People without backbones will collapse on their own.
[06:13] Gintoki
    Those with a backbone will walk straight even if you leave them alone.
[06:19] Otose
    What is this?
[06:20] Gintoki
    It's a limited-edition announcer Ketsuno figurine.
[06:22] Gintoki
    It's my treasure. Take this to cover my rent...
[06:27] Otose
    Jeez. You're all idiots.
[06:29] ---
    Just get out of here already.
[06:37] Prison Guard
    Don't come back here again.
[06:40] Catherine
    Okay. Thank you for everything.
SIGN    [Chanko Dining - Waka]
[06:43] Manager
    What?! We don't need any Amanto working here.
[06:45] Manager
    And you have a criminal record too? No way! Beat it! Get lost!
[07:09] Otose
    It looks like getting thrown in the slammer didn't do you any good.
[07:15] Otose
    If you're going to cry about it, then don't steal in the first place.
[07:17] Catherine
    But I can't do anything else.
[07:20] Catherine
    This is the only thing I know how to do to survive!
[07:22] Otose
    You idiot!
[07:27] Otose
    Rather than suffering and complaining about your disposition,
[07:30] Otose
    why don't you suffer while trying to change yourself?
[07:35] Otose
    Then you can cry.
[07:47] Kurikan
    So you showed up, Catherine.
[07:50] Kurikan
    That's right. That's the face I wanted to see.
[07:52] Kurikan
    Cat's Punch is back together again.
[08:00] Kurikan
    What are you doing?
[08:01] Catherine
    Sorry, but I can't steal anymore. Please forgive me.
[08:05] Kurikan
    Huh?! What are you saying? Don't you care what happens to the old lady?!
[08:11] Catherine
    Please don't lay a hand on her.
[08:14] Catherine
    Instead, take it out on me.
[08:19] Kurikan
    All right, you damn bitch!!
[08:23] Kurikan
    You're always acting like you're so high and mighty,
[08:25] Kurikan
    but you crawled out of the same hole we did!!
[08:28] Kurikan
    You think you can go legit now?! Dream on! Yer a lowly thief!!
[08:35] Kurikan
    Once you're a thief, that's all you can be for the rest of your life!!
[08:42] Kurikan
    Hey, Yoemon, gimme your sword!!
[08:44] Kurikan
    I'm going to cut off this bitch's ears and turn her into an ordinary trailer-park housewife!!
[08:47] Gintoki
    I don't have one.
[08:49] Kurikan
    Huh? You do have one.
[08:51] Gintoki
    I told you, I don't have one you, shit-head!!
[08:54] Kurikan
    Wh-Who are you?!
[08:55] Gintoki
    But I can give you a wooden sword...
[08:57] Gintoki
    Any time you like!
[09:03] Gintoki
    That's that.
[09:07] Gintoki
    As they say, "Birds of a feather flock together."
[09:10] Gintoki
    You must have had a crappy life...
[09:13] ---
    Well, I guess the same goes for me.
[09:16] Gintoki
    You haven't lived a life to be proud of.
[09:19] Gintoki
    You try to run straight and true, but somewhere along the line you get dirty.
[09:23] Gintoki
    But if you keep your eye on the road and keep on going...
[09:26] Gintoki
    sooner or later the dirt will dry up and fall off.
[09:31] Catherine
    Did you come here to tell me that?
[09:34] Catherine
    Sakata-san, you really are a fool.
[09:38] Gintoki
    Well... Actually, granny kicked me out,
[09:41] Gintoki
    so I figured I was gonna sleep in the gutter tonight.
[09:44] Gintoki
    Catherine, I helped you out; so could you put in a good word for me? Please.
[09:49] Shinpachi
    So he says.
[09:50] Shinpachi
    How about it? We worked off about three months' worth of rent.
[09:58] Otose
    What are you, nuts?
[10:00] Otose
    One month-that's it.
SIGN    ["Men Have a Weakness for Girls Who Sell Flowers and Work in Pastry Shops"]
SIGN    [Odd Jobs Gin]
[10:15] Kagura
    My mommy said that fools never catch colds. So how?
[10:20] Kagura
    How'd you do it?
[10:22] Gintoki
    Shut up. Go away.
[10:26] Kagura
    That sure is nice. It sure is cool...
[10:28] Kagura
    I want to wear one, too.
[10:30] Gintoki
    What's wrong with you?
[10:32] Gintoki
    Hey, what are you doing?
[10:34] Gintoki
    We don't have any more cooling gel packs.
[10:36] Shinpachi
    Gin-san, your rice porridge is ready.
[10:40] Gintoki
    Sorry, but I'm not very hungry.
[10:43] Shinpachi
    You won't get better if you don't eat. Eat, sweat, and sleep.
[10:46] Shinpachi
    That's the best way to cure a cold.
[10:48] Shinpachi
    Hey! Why are you eating and sweating?!
[10:52] Kagura
    Shinpachi, I'm feeling kind of sick, too. What'll I do?
[10:57] Kagura
    Will I have to put on a mask and eat rice porridge? This isn't good.
[11:00] Shinpachi
    Don't lie!!
[11:02] Kagura
    Come on... It's not fair that only Gin-chan gets to do this.
[11:04] Kagura
    He gets to eat rice porridge and wear a mask.
[11:06] Kagura
    It's like a party. I want to catch a cold.
[11:08] Gintoki
    You're an idiot. Go catch a cold. Catch a head cold.
[11:11] Kagura
    Don't get cocky just because you caught a cold, moppy head.
[11:14] Kagura
    I can catch a flu any time I want. Don't underestimate me.
[11:18] Gintoki
    She's an idiot. She's a real idiot.
[11:21] Gintoki
    Oh no. We had a job today.
[11:24] Shinpachi
    That's a little impossible. You have a 40-degree fever.
SIGN    [NOTE: 104º Fahrenheit]
[11:27] Gintoki
    We can't turn down a job.
[11:29] Gintoki
    I can't leave this to idiots who can't even catch a cold in wintertime.
[11:33] Kagura
    Hey.
[11:34] Kagura
    Wait. Why are you calling me an idiot?
[11:37] Michiko
    Excuse me. I'm coming in. I requested a job the other day.
[11:42] Michiko
    Excuse me...
[11:43] Kagura
    Hey, hey, walking in without knocking? What an impolite client.
[11:49] Shinpachi
    She pushed the intercom button.
[11:51] Kagura
    What do you want? I'm Odd Jobs Gura-san.
[11:55] Michiko
    What do I want? Umm... I'm Kawasaki. I asked you to find out if my husband was cheating on me.
[12:00] Kagura
    Yeah, yeah, I'm listening.
[12:03] Kagura
    Patsuan, pour her some tea.
[12:05] Shinpachi
    Kagura-chan, don't act like that in front of our client.
[12:08] Shinpachi
    She can barely see your face, too.
[12:09] Kagura
    Shut up. He's always like this.
[12:12] Shinpachi
    Gin-san corresponds with the clients.
[12:15] Kagura
    Yeah, yeah. So you say...
[12:20] Shinpachi
    So...
[12:21] Shinpachi
    About the investigation...
[12:23] Shinpachi
    You suspect that your husband is cheating on you?
[12:26] Michiko
    Yes. There's no mistake.
[12:28] Michiko
    Lately, he's been coming home late every day, and his clothes smell of women's perfume.
[12:33] Kagura
    Ma'am, we can't assume he's been cheating solely on that evidence.
[12:37] ---
    There are a lot of paranoid drama queens out there who act like tragic heroines like you.
[12:43] ---
    Are you sure you're not imagining it?
[12:45] Shinpachi
    Hey, hey!
[12:46] Kagura
    Patsuan, I don't feel like taking this case. Can I go eat a parfait?
[12:51] Shinpachi
    What are you saying?! Hey!!
[12:52] Shinpachi
    That's what Gin-san would say, but why are you saying it?!
[12:54] Michiko
    Hey!! You accepted my request over the phone yesterday!!
[12:57] Michiko
    This is not what we agreed on.
[12:58] Kagura
    I just don't like it.
[13:01] Kagura
    You're speaking ill of these kids' father right in front of them.
[13:04] Kagura
    He may be a good-for-nothing husband, but to them...
[13:07] Kagura
    He's their precious dad.
[13:11] Michiko
    W-Well...
[13:12] Shinpachi
    It's Gin-san!! It's a mini Gin-san!!
[13:14] ---
    We're only three minutes into Part B and she's already in lecture mode.
[13:17] Michiko
    I didn't want to bring my children here!!
[13:21] ---
    But my husband just keeps quiet when I ask him if he's been cheating.
[13:24] ---
    I couldn't take it anymore, so I left...
[13:27] Michiko
    I'm prepared to leave him!!
[13:28] Michiko
    But he won't admit to the cheating or accept the divorce.
[13:31] Michiko
    I want definitive proof that he was cheating!! If I do...
[13:36] Kagura
    Sorry, but I'm going to have to turn you down.
[13:39] Kagura
    We can't go looking for proof that'll take away their father from them.
[13:44] Kagura
    Come on. Let's go, Patsuan.
[13:46] Shinpachi
    Huh? Where?
[13:48] Kagura
    We're going to find proof of his undying love...
[13:51] Shinpachi
    Gura-san!!
[13:53] Michiko
    Th-Thank you very much!!
[13:54] Michiko
    This means so much to me.
[14:00] Shinpachi
    Gura-san, this is great!!
[14:01] Shinpachi
    It looks like we can do this even without Gin-san. Don't you think?!
[14:04] Kagura
    Hey, hey, don't talk so much. You'll bite your tongue.
[14:07] Shinpachi
    Gura-san!
[14:08] Kagura
    Before we start working, why don't we go to a family restaurant?
[14:11] Kagura
    My blood-sugar is low and I'm getting irritated.
[14:13] Shinpachi
    Gura-san!
[14:14] Kagura
    Come to think of it, JUMP goes on sale today.
[14:17] Kagura
    Why don't we go to the convenience store?
[14:18] Shinpachi
    Gura-san!
[14:19] Kagura
    What's that thing that completely hopeless guy always wears?
SIGN    [Note: "Gurasan" is slang for "sunglasses" in Japanese.]
[14:20] Shinpachi
    Gura-san!
[14:22] Shinpachi
    Gura-san, the client's husband apparently works at a place called the Kunoichi Cafe.
[14:25] ---
    Let's secretly spy on him at his place of business first.
[14:28] ---
    Affairs often start in the workplace.
[14:31] Kagura
    Jeez. Humans are so pathetic and have no self-control...
[14:36] Kagura
    But I want to believe in the bond of a married couple.
[14:40] Shinpachi
    Gura-san, you're not Gin-san anymore. You're a completely different character.
[14:44] Shinpachi
    But that's great, Gura-san!!
SIGN    [Kunoichi Café]
[14:45] Shinpachi
    Oh, Gura-san, that's the cafe.
[14:48] Kagura
    Let's put some spirit into this, Patsuan.
[14:50] Kagura
    We've got to prove that we can do this even if Gin-chan's not here.
[14:53] Kagura
    Don't screw it up!!
[14:56] Shinpachi
    Gura-san!!
[15:03] Shinpachi
    Gura-san, Gin-san is irresponsible, but he usually parks safely.
[15:07] Kagura
    Don't say his name. I don't want to live in his shadow anymore.
[15:12] Kagura
    I'm going to live free...
[15:15] Shinpachi
    Gura-san!! Who are you?! Who are you now?
[15:17] Employee A
    Manager, there was an accident outside!!
[15:20] Manager
    Hey!
[15:21] ---
    Did you do this?
[15:23] Manager
    Hey, call the police.
SIGN    
[15:26] Shinpachi
    G-Gura-san, look.
[15:26] Manager
    Hey, come here, you two. You're minors, aren't you?
[15:30] Shinpachi
    It's the client's husband. This is bad.
[15:30] Manager
    How are you going to take responsibility for this?
[15:31] Shinpachi
    We can't secretly spy on him now. He's already noticed us.
[15:34] Manager
    Anyway, give me your home phone numbers. I'm going to contact your parents.
[15:38] Kagura
    I forgot that a long time ago.
[15:41] Manager
    You forgot your own phone number?!
[15:42] Manager
    Oh well... What about your address?!
[15:44] Kagura
    I think of all the land under this blue sky as my home.
[15:49] Kagura
    I'm a lone monkey with the heart of a samurai.
[15:51] Manager
    This girl is annoying!!
[15:52] Sachan
    Manager, wait.
[15:54] ---
    I know them.
[15:56] Sachan
    Gin-san... You're Gin-san, right?
[15:58] Shinpachi
    Sachan-san...
[16:01] Kagura
    Hey, you pig, nice rack. Gimme. Let me at 'em.
[16:04] Sachan
    You really are Gin-san. You've gotten so small, but I can tell it's you.
[16:09] Shinpachi
    Sachan-san, you need new glasses.
[16:12] Sachan
    Why are you so small?
[16:15] Kagura
    It happened because of this accident...
[16:17] ---
    Now gimme some sugar, baby. Give those breasts to me.
[16:20] Sachan
    Don't worry. I'll raise you on my breast milk! I'm all yours.
[16:26] Manager
    Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey.
[16:27] Manager
    Sarutobi-san, this is a public area! What do you think you're doing?!
[16:31] Kagura
    Getting jealous, are you?!
[16:35] Shinpachi
    Gura-san, what are you doing?
[16:37] Kagura
    Patsuan, you sure are dense.
[16:39] Kagura
    You're not popular with the ladies because you don't understand the subtleties of love.
[16:43] Shinpachi
    Huh?! Do you mean the client's husband is having an affair with Sachan-san?!
[16:47] Kagura
    That's right!!
[16:49] Kagura
    When I flirted with that sow, your husband fell for my trap.
[16:55] Kagura
    He jumped in as if to say, "Don't touch those boobs. They're mine!"
[16:59] Manager
    I didn't say anything like that!!
[17:00] Manager
    Anyway, Michiko, what are you doing in a place like this?!
[17:03] Kagura
    Don't act dumb.
[17:05] Kagura
    Putting aside Michiko's jealousy, you're quite jealous about your lover.
[17:09] Kagura
    What do you have to say about that?
[17:11] Shinpachi
    Gura-san, don't you think you're making too many assumptions?
[17:14] Shinpachi
    It's a little rash to presume they're having an affair simply because of that.
[17:17] Michiko
    Hey!!
[17:18] Michiko
    You lecher... Is it mistress A?! B?! Or Z?!
[17:22] Shinpachi
    Ma'am, you, too!!
[17:24] Sachan
    Honestly, it's an inconvenience to be caught up in this mess.
[17:28] ---
    Aside from you, Gin-san, I think all men are scum.
[17:31] ---
    I couldn't care less about them. Can't you see that, Gin-san?
[17:34] Shinpachi
    Realize who you're talking to!!
[17:37] Kagura
    Stop playing dumb, Sachan, you masochistic tramp.
[17:40] Kagura
    Gin-chan never takes notice of you.
[17:43] ---
    Since forcing yourself on him doesn't work,
[17:46] ---
    you tried to get his attention by being indiscreet with that dirty man.
[17:49] Sachan
    Forcing myself on him didn't work, so I tried to get his attention?
[17:50] Sachan
    What is that? What kind of plan is that?
[17:52] Kagura
    They say that when someone who's doggedly hung around you
[17:56] Kagura
    suddenly pulls away, you feel sad and realize how important that person is.
[18:01] Michiko
    You're so repulsive!! You already have three children.
[18:04] Michiko
    I oughta run you over you with a real cart!
[18:06] Shinpachi
    Ma'am, flatten him anymore and you'll be serving breakfast, not divorce papers.
[18:08] Shinpachi
    You're jumping to conclusions!
[18:11] Sachan
    I'm your mother, your [bleep], baby...
[18:13] Shinpachi
    And so are you!!
[18:15] Manager
    C-Calm down!! Are you still suspicious about that?!
[18:18] Manager
    I wasn't having an affair with Sarutobi-san.
[18:23] Michiko
    What do you mean?!
[18:27] Michiko
    That just means...
[18:28] Michiko
    You had an affair with someone other than Sarutobi-san.
[18:30] ---
    Right, Sarutobi-san?
[18:31] Sachan
    Come to think of it, he's been rather friendly with Waki-san.
[18:34] Manager
    Hey, Sarutobi-san, don't say anything like that!!
[18:37] Michiko
    What do you mean, "friendly"?! Z?!! Is it Z?!! Anyway, what is Z?
[18:42] Shinpachi
    Gura-san, it looked as if we were taking a detour,
[18:44] Shinpachi
    but unexpectedly, we've gotten closer to the heart of the matter.
[18:46] Kagura
    It's as I planned.
[18:48] Kagura
    This is a plan to corner that man and make him spill everything.
[18:51] Kagura
    Didn't you know that, Patsuan?
[18:52] Shinpachi
    No. I didn't even want to get involved in this mess.
[18:55] Kagura
    All we have to do now is catch that woman and make her confess in front of the client.
[18:59] Shinpachi
    Sachan-san said that she was a coworker.
[19:01] Shinpachi
    She's not working at the shop today.
[19:03] Shinpachi
    She's helping out at her family's flower shop.
[19:05] Kagura
    Men are always suckers for girls who work at flower shops or cake shops.
[19:08] Kagura
    They sure are stupid.
[19:09] ---
    It's as stupid as a kid who says he wants to work in a toy store when he's older.
[19:13] Shinpachi
    But is this all right?
[19:14] Shinpachi
    The client looked as if she didn't want to break up with her husband.
[19:18] ---
    And, as you said, this is rough on the children... Is this really all right?
[19:25] Shinpachi
    I wonder what Gin-san would do?
SIGN    [Many Flowers]
[19:27] Shinpachi
    Oh, that's the flower shop.
[19:36] Gintoki
    So what really happened?
[19:39] Manager
    I didn't do anything.
[19:40] Gintoki
    Well, I understand.
[19:41] Gintoki
    With a wife like that, I can understand wanting to run away to another woman.
[19:44] Manager
    I told you, I didn't do anything.
[19:46] Gintoki
    But the fact that she's gotten so mad is proof that she loves you.
[19:50] Manager
    I told you, I didn't do anything, damn it.
[19:52] Gintoki
    Flower-shop girl, huh? That's nice.
[19:54] Manager
    The cake-shop girl is nice, too. Hey, I told you I didn't do anything.
[19:59] Sachan
    Then why did you go to Waki-san's place almost every day?
[20:03] Manager
    Well...
[20:05] Gintoki
    It's to you-know-what with the flower-shop girl's flower petals.
[20:07] Manager
    Both of you, cut it out already.
[20:10] Manager
    Keep this a secret from my wife...
[20:13] Zenzo
    Hey, what went on here?
[20:15] Waki
    Listen, Zenzo, a dirty scooter suddenly crashed into the shop!
[20:21] Zenzo
    Really? The shop's a mess.
[20:23] Waki
    The shop's fine. Customers never come anyway.
[20:27] Waki
    The manager of the place where I work part-time
[20:29] Waki
    has been married to his wife for ten years.
[20:31] ---
    He asked me to help make a picture out of flowers for his wife.
[20:35] Waki
    I was helping him make a portrait of his wife out of flowers. It was painstaking work.
[20:38] Waki
    He worked so hard, too.
[20:41] Waki
    But It's ruined and totally ugly now.
[20:44] Zenzo
    Ugly? I think this looks just about right.
[20:47] Waki
    That's because you like ugly women.
[20:49] Waki
    This is bad. I'd commit suicide if I received this.
[20:52] Manager
    That's my story. Oh, don't tell her, okay? Don't tell her.
[20:57] Manager
    What is that?! You spit in your own home.
[21:00] Gintoki
    You're pretty crafty. That's a pretty elegant thing to do. Tsk!!
[21:05] Manager
    Hey, hey, hey, hey, it sounded like you clucked your tongue.
[21:07] Manager
    You sounded so pleased when you thought I was cheating.
[21:11] Gintoki
    That means they might bring that portrait back with them.
[21:15] Gintoki
    They may not look it, but they're pretty considerate.
[21:16] Manager
    Really? I'm glad. I can finally show it to her.
[21:24] Manager
    I hid it even though she thought I was cheating on her.
[21:28] Manager
    She'll be surprised.
[21:31] Manager
    Oh, they're back. They've brought something. They have something.
[21:34] Manager
    Huh?
[21:35] Kagura
    Ma'am...
[21:37] Shinpachi
    This is a present from your husband.
[21:38] Manager (Mono)
    It looks like it's been simplified quite a bit...
[21:41] Manager
    Present? What is that?
[21:43] Shinpachi
    Your husband wasn't having an affair. He was secretly making this for you.
[21:49] Michiko
    For me?
SIGN    [To Machiko]
[21:52] Manager
    Her name is Michiko! They got her name wrong!
[21:55] Michiko
    Who the hell is Machiko?! Don't make fun of me!
[22:01] Manager
    Michiko, wai...
[22:03] Manager
    Hey!! What have you done?
[22:08] Man A
    Hey, what is this?
SIGN    [Machiko Machiko Machiko...]
[22:10] Man B
    Who did this?
[22:12] Woman A
    There are names written in flower petals.
[22:13] Woman B
    That's a pretty tedious prank.
SIGN    [Machiko Machiko Machiko...]
SIGN    [Machiko Machiko Machiko...]
SIGN    [Michiko Michiko Michiko]
SIGN    [Odd Jobs Gin]
[22:44] Kagura
    I couldn't remember if she was Machiko or Michiko.
[22:47] Shinpachi
    Which was it?
[22:49] Gintoki
    You're stupid. You two really are stupid.
[22:51] Gintoki
    It's Machiko. Machiko.
[24:25] Gintoki
    The next episode... "Play Video Games for Only An Hour A Day."
[24:28] ---
    Or else I won't give you any snacks!
SIGN    [Gintoki and the gang stand in line to get the newest game console, the Bentendo OwEe.]
SIGN    
SIGN    [But before they do, Katsura and the Shinsengumi appear. The battle for the OwEe begins.]