E70 - "Too Many Cuties Can Make You Sick"

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[00:05] Gintoki
    You're...
[00:06] Shinpachi
    A robot shedding tears... How is that possible?!
[00:09] Maid A
    Hand it over! To us!
[00:13] Maid A
    Stop...
[00:14] Maid A
    interfering!
[00:18] Shinpachi
    Gin-san!
[00:19] Gintoki
    Shinpachi! Jump!
[00:32] Gintoki
    Shinpachi!
[00:34] Gintoki
    Take her to old man Gengai's place! Hurry!
[00:36] Shinpachi
    But!
[00:37] Gintoki
    I'll join you later!
[00:39] ---
    Get going!
SIGN    [Tama-san, A.K.A. Fuyo No. i-Zero contained data known as "The Seed" concealed inside her.]
SIGN    [Can Gintoki and his friends protect Tama-san?! And what is the true objective of the Fuyo Project?!]
SIGN    ["Too Many Cuties Can Make You Sick"]
[02:45] Gintoki
    Sadaharu!
[02:53] Maid A
    Don't let them get away! Cleanse--!
[03:04] Kagura
    You don't give up, do you, bug-eyes?
[03:14] Gintoki
    Kagura! Jump on, hurry!
[03:16] Kagura
    Gin-chan!
[03:21] Shinpachi
    Crap. What the heck is going on?! Why is this happening to me...?
[03:25] Shinpachi
    Over there...
[03:26] Shinpachi
    Over here...
[03:27] Shinpachi
    Nothing but maids everywhere!
[03:30] Fuyo
    The enemy is after me.
[03:32] Fuyo
    It seems that in the course of things, you ended up with the most dangerous mission.
[03:39] Fuyo
    By my calculations...
[03:42] Fuyo
    Your chances of survival are unfortunately below 5 percent.
[03:45] Shinpachi
    Mind not coming up with such depressing calculations?!
[03:48] Fuy0
    However, if you abandon me and run your chances jump to 25 percent.
[03:55] Shinpachi
    Tama-san, your calculations apply to ordinary people. Samurai are different.
[04:01] Fuyo
    Samurai?
[04:02] Shinpachi
    Even if he had a 25 percent chance of surviving by abandoning you, a samurai would still die.
[04:10] Shinpachi
    If he survives but couldn't protect what was important to him,
[04:12] Shinpachi
    a samurai might as well be dead.
[04:15] Shinpachi
    Even if I have only a 5 percent chance of surviving,
[04:17] Shinpachi
    I will use that 5 percent to save you.
[04:21] Shinpachi
    Once a samurai decides to protect something, he protects it to the very end!
[04:26] Shinpachi
    That's what a samurai is!
[04:31] Fuyo
    You would protect someone of unknown origin who is also suspected of murder?
[04:36] Fuyo
    Samurai... It does not compute. There is nothing in my data about it.
[04:42] Shinpachi
    Then...please add it to your data
[04:46] Shinpachi
    above both the Hero and the Demon King!
SIGN    [Note: Hero and Demon King are Dragon Quest characters.]
[04:49] Shinpachi
    And add that they can't stand the sight of a woman's tears!
[04:54] Fuyo
    Understood.
[04:56] Fuyo
    I will add it above the Demon King, together with the Great Demon's subordinates.
[05:00] Shinpachi
    Such a convoluted hierarchy!
[05:04] Shinpachi
    I can see it!
[05:06] Gomaru
    Target acquired.
[05:08] Gomaru
    We will eliminate the nuisance and proceed to recover model No. i-Zero.
[05:16] Kagura
    Let go!! How far are you going to tag along?! Darn it! Darn it!
[05:20] Maid A
    I'm not letting you get away.
[05:23] Maid A
    Troublemakers must be cleansed.
[05:27] Kagura
    It's like a horror movie!
[05:28] Gintoki
    Stay clear, Kagura!
[05:33] Gintoki
    Did that do it?
[05:35] Gintoki
    Without a head...?!
[05:38] Gintoki
    This is bad!
[05:39] Kagura
    Sadaharu!
[05:48] Maid A
    Odor detected! Odor detected!
[05:50] ---
    Level one filth. Dispose of immediately.
[05:53] Maid A
    Switching to...
[05:54] Maid A
    clean up mode.
[05:56] Maid A
    Cleaning up the mess!
[05:58] Maids
    Cleaning up the mess!
[06:00] Gintoki
    Good job, Sadaharu!
[06:04] Gomaru
    The enemy has broken through... our assault line.
[06:07] Gomaru
    I did not expect them to break through such a large number of our battle-modified robots.
[06:13] Gomaru
    They have greatly exceeded human specifications.
[06:16] Gomaru
    What kind of enemy are they? I have nothing in my database that is applicable to them.
[06:21] Meguro
    Samurai. Remnants from a relic that have been left behind by the times.
[06:25] Meguro
    There is no need to add them to your database. They will soon be extinct.
[06:30] Gomaru
    Understood.
[06:32] Gomaru
    Shall I track them down and dispose of them?
[06:34] Meguro
    Never mind. We've recovered it. Let's withdraw.
[06:38] Gomaru
    What about clean up?
[06:39] Gomaru
    After creating such a large disturbance, the Fuyo Project may be aborted.
[06:43] Meguro
    Since Dr. Hayashi was murdered by a robot he created, this project will end anyway.
[06:49] Meguro
    And from the nothingness that remains,
[06:52] Meguro
    I will establish a true Fuyo Project under my name.
[06:58] Meguro
    Do not worry, No. To-502
[07:01] Meguro
    You will remain with me.
[07:04] Meguro
    In all likelihood, you being the last robot created by Dr. Hayashi are the only one who can accept "it."
[07:10] Meguro
    i-Zero cannot handle it. And nor could Dr. Hayashi...
[07:15] Meguro
    We will put "The Seed"... to good use.
[07:22] Gengai
    I told you, I don't know.
[07:25] Gengai
    No one came here today, not Shinpachi, or anyone.
[07:29] Gengai
    But I'll say, you people picked up quite a troublesome thing.
[07:32] Gengai
    Imagine, a robot that killed a man?
[07:36] Gengai
    It's all over the TV.
[07:39] Gengai
    They're reporting it was captured.
[07:41] Kagura
    Gin-chan!
[07:43] Gengai
    That head will, of course, probably be disposed of.
[07:46] Gengai
    Seems they've decided on a policy of recalling every robot maid and terminating them.
[07:51] Meguro
    My colleagues and I had no idea...
[07:53] Meguro
    if Dr. Hayashi, the leader of the project, knew beforehand that these robots would revolt.
[08:00] Meguro
    The project was carried on for the most part at Dr. Hayashi's arbitrary discretion.
[08:04] ---
    We were involved only in the very periphery of the project.
[08:04] Gengai
    They're shoving all the blame on the guy who died...
[08:06] ---
    They're hiding something.
[08:10] Gintoki
    She cried...
[08:13] Gintoki
    Tears trickled down that robot's cheeks.
[08:17] Gintoki
    Though I don't know if they were tears of regret or sorrow at losing Dr. Hayashi.
[08:23] Gengai
    I see.
[08:25] ---
    That Ryuzan was still trying to create something like that.
[08:29] Gintoki
    Old man, you...?
[08:34] Kagura
    What is it?
[08:36] Gengai
    He and I never got along back then.
[08:39] Gengai
    As you can see, my robots are unsophisticated,
[08:42] Gengai
    but his creations looked like living women.
[08:46] Gengai
    He placed most of his technology in the processing unit
[08:48] Gengai
    and sought to make his units as close to human as possible.
[08:53] Gengai
    He sought to put a soul into robots. He wanted to create humans.
[08:59] Gengai
    One way to view humans is as well-engineered robots.
[09:03] Gengai
    Especially with regard to feelings and heart, humans are mechanical works of art.
[09:09] ---
    He felt the ultimate goal of his craft would be to build such robots with his own hands.
[09:13] Gintoki
    That's poppycock.
[09:15] Gintoki
    If he wants to make humans, he should've just gotten a wife and shook his hips.
[09:20] Gengai
    True!
[09:21] ---
    But the world isn't full of practical people like you and me.
[09:26] Gengai (M)
    It was when his only daughter died that he began to change.
[09:30] ---
    Apparently, it happened during an experiment.
[09:33] ---
    He came up with the idea of converting human personality into data and copying it into a robot.
[09:39] ---
    For his test subject, he chose, of all people, his own daughter.
[09:46] Gengai (M)
    She was always a sickly girl.
[09:49] Gengai (M)
    There was no way she could withstand the experiment.
[09:53] Gengai (M)
    His daughter died. Her name was Fuyo.
[09:58] Gengai
    Do you understand the true objective...Hayashi's true intentions for the Fuyo Project?
[10:07] Gengai
    He planned to bring his dead daughter, Fuyo, back to life.
[10:13] Gengai
    Model No. i-Zero that you picked up contained data known as "The Seed."
[10:18] Gengai
    It was the seed to make Fuyo blossom. In other words, it was Fuyo's character data.
[10:24] Gintoki
    Old man, how do you know all this?
[10:28] Gengai
    To develop a robot that could carry on his dead daughter's character data-
[10:33] Gengai
    that was the true purpose of the Fuyo Project.
[10:36] Gengai
    But it was man creating man; forbidden technology that stepped over the boundaries of God.
[10:43] Gengai
    It didn't take long for the hyenas to gather round.
[10:47] Gintoki
    This is...!
[10:48] Gintoki
    Could this be video of when the doctor was murdered?
[10:56] Gintoki
    Did he...?!
[10:58] Meguro
    Utterly ridiculous.
[10:59] Meguro
    He has us tagging along on his dream.
[11:02] Meguro
    But if this technology is perfected, man can create man...
[11:06] Meguro
    Rather, we'll be able create a new kind of human, one with the body of a robot and the emotions of a human being!
[11:12] Meguro
    I can become the creator of a new life form...
[11:14] Meguro
    And equal to God.
[11:18] Meguro
    Dr. Hayashi must be rolling in his grave, eh, No. To-502?
[11:24] Meguro
    No. i-Zero?!
[11:25] ---
    What're you doing here?!
[11:27] ---
    Tsk...
[11:28] ---
    Somebody! No. i-Zero has gone berserk!
[11:31] Meguro
    Somebody!
[11:33] Gintoki
    He framed her...
[11:52] Ryuzan
    What...are...you...waiting...for, Fuyo...? Get away quickly.
[11:57] ---
    Fuyo.
[11:59] ---
    I will come for you...
[12:02] Ryuzan
    For sure...so...
[12:06] Gomaru
    Get away for now.
[12:07] Gengai
    Ryuzan is still alive.
[12:16] Meguro
    No. To-502...damn you...
[12:19] Meguro
    A robot must never disobey the will of its creator...
[12:25] Meguro
    Could it be...
[12:26] Meguro
    ...you...?!
[12:29] Gengai
    Ryuzan Hayashi is alive...
[12:34] Gengai
    Inside No. To-502...
[12:36] Gintoki
    Ryuzan...inside the robot? What do you mean?
[12:40] Gintoki
    And why do you have this thing?
[12:42] Gengai
    I just heard it from this young lady a minute ago.
[12:47] Gintoki
    Ta-Tama! How did you?!
[12:52] Gomaru
    You bested me.
[12:53] Gomaru
    Before I was able to retrieve No. i-Zero's head.
[12:57] Gomaru
    You removed the central processor and passed it on to your friends.
[13:00] Gomaru
    In other words, this is an empty shell.
[13:04] Shinpachi
    Once a samurai makes up his mind to protect something,
[13:08] Shinpachi
    he protects it to the death.
[13:10] Gintoki
    Shinpachi...
[13:12] Gengai
    The central processor was lying outside my shop.
[13:16] Gengai
    He probably threw it there before he was captured.
[13:19] Kagura
    Shinpachi...
[13:21] Fuyo
    Thanks to Shinpachi-sama, my data was protected.
[13:25] Fuyo
    And thanks to Gengai-sama, I was even able to recover the memories I had lost.
[13:30] Gintoki
    What about "The Seed"...
[13:32] Fuyo
    The character data of the doctor's daughter, Fuyo-sama, are in here.
[13:36] Gintoki
    Tama, what was that I saw?
[13:39] Fuyo
    Strictly speaking, Dr. Hayashi was already dead.
[13:43] Fuyo
    Dr. Hayashi used himself in his experiments.
[13:48] Fuyo
    That robot was the one the doctor incorporated his character data into.
[13:52] Fuyo
    But the severe experiments cost him his life.
[13:55] Fuyo
    It's the closest human-like robot. No. To-502.
[13:59] Gengai
    So he transferred his soul...
[14:02] Gengai
    The Fuyo Project was already a success.
[14:08] Fuyo
    No...
[14:09] Fuyo
    At first, No. To-502 appeared in sync with the doctor's character data,
[14:14] Fuyo
    but he gradually began rejecting them until the personality was destroyed.
[14:19] Fuyo
    The doctor has changed into something else.
[14:23] Fuyo
    It was all a part of his plan.
[14:31] Fuyo
    He let deputy director Meguro think he had taken over the project...
[14:36] Fuyo
    to gather all the robot maids throughout Edo in one location
[14:39] Fuyo
    under the pretense of recalling them for the defect of killing their creator.
[14:48] Researcher A
    Have you seen the deputy director?
[14:50] Researcher A
    I haven't seen him since the press conference...
[14:52] ---
    Huh?
[14:53] ---
    Hey, what's the matter?
[14:54] Researcher B
    The robots aren't obeying their orders.
[14:57] Researcher A
    What?
[14:58] Researcher A
    What's the matter with you? Move forward, you.
[15:01] Researcher A
    Hey, didn't you hear your orders?
[15:05] Maid B
    We refuse to comply.
[15:08] Maid B
    I am sorry, but we have received orders that supercede yours.
[15:14] Gomaru
    Do it.
[15:21] Shinpachi
    What are you planning to do?
[15:23] Gintoki
    Are you gathering all the robot maids to open maid-fetish coffee shops?
[15:27] Gomaru
    Fuyo would be sad.
[15:31] Fuyo
    Dr. Hayashi began creating human-like robots...
[15:35] Fuyo
    for Fuyo-sama, who lost her mother at a tender age and was lonely.
[15:40] Fuyo
    He wanted to create someone Fuyo,
[15:42] Fuyo
    who was frail and tended to keep to her self, could talk to...
[15:47] Fuyo
    It started with mere toys...
[15:53] Gomaru
    Fuyo, I won't let you feel lonely anymore.
[15:57] Gomaru
    You're no longer alone. You have all these friends.
[16:03] Fuyo
    That probably changed when the doctor realized Fuyo-sama would not live much longer.
[16:10] Fuyo
    He continued his reckless experiments in order to give Fuyo-san eternal life...
[16:18] Ryuzan
    Fuyo.
[16:20] Ryuzan
    I want to become a robot, as well.
[16:23] Ryuzan
    Then I will be released from this suffering and sadness.
[16:33] Gomaru
    We're both the same now. If you're still lonely, then I will change this world.
[16:40] Gomaru
    I will make this country...into a country of only robots.
[16:45] Ryuzan
    Oh...I want to be a robot.
[16:50] Gomaru
    So come back to me...
[16:53] ---
    Fuyo!
[16:58] Gintoki
    Someone his daughter could talk to;
[17:01] Gintoki
    eternal life for his daughter; living once more for his daughter's sake...
[17:06] ---
    And now bringing soldiers to him for a revolution, huh?
[17:09] Gintoki
    That's some father she's got.
[17:11] Kagura
    Fathers are suckers when it comes to their daughters.
[17:13] Gintoki
    You should know.
[17:15] Fuyo
    My task was to serve the doctor and Fuyo-sama.
[17:19] Fuyo
    However, the seed that the doctor implanted in me did nothing.
[17:24] Fuyo
    I do not think of that robot as the doctor.
[17:27] Fuyo
    That is just a mangled relic of his dream.
[17:30] Fuyo
    Now that both the doctor and Fuyo-sama are gone, I do not know what I should do anymore.
[17:36] Gintoki
    They're still there.
[17:38] Gintoki
    The people who are important to you are still there. Inside of you.
[17:43] Fuyo
    Are you talking about "The Seed"?
[17:44] Gintoki
    That's not it.
[17:45] Gintoki
    It's not some data that you can't see, or a string of numbers,
[17:49] Gintoki
    or something that might disappear if you don't leave the power on when you push reset.
[17:53] Gintoki
    Truly important memories don't disappear no matter how many times
[17:55] Gintoki
    you flip the off switch or trip the circuit breaker.
[17:59] Gintoki
    Huh?
[18:00] Kagura
    What happened?
[18:01] Gengai
    The circuit breaker just tripped. Seems this robot draws quite a bit of juice.
[18:05] Gintoki
    Huh? Is that smoke?
[18:07] Gengai
    Uh-oh, it was too much. The kludge couldn't hold up, after all.
[18:12] Gintoki
    Hey, did her memory disappear again?
[18:15] Kagura
    Don't worry.
[18:16] Kagura
    Truly important memories don't disappear even if there's smoke or if the circuit breaker trips.
[18:20] Gintoki
    You're pissing me off. Can I hit this girl?
[18:23] Gintoki
    Don't you have a robot around that can take her place?
[18:26] Gengai
    It's too dark to see.
[18:28] Gintoki
    Find the hole. The hole.
[18:30] Gengai
    You make it sound so simple. If only we had a similar robot maid.
[18:36] Maid A
    Clean up. Clean up.
[18:39] Gengai
    Good boy, Pochi! With this, I can...
[18:41] Kagura
    He's not Pochi. He's Sadaharu!
[18:43] Gintoki
    Oh, it's bright here thanks to the moonlight.
[18:46] Gintoki
    Huh? Moonlight?
[18:49] Gintoki
    There's only...moonlight.
[18:51] Kagura
    The entire city is pitch dark.
[18:57] Gintoki
    The bastard! What's going on?!
[19:01] Gomaru
    To the citizens of Edo. The city will soon be taken over by a robot.
SIGN    ["What the?! A new form of terrorism?!"]
[19:07] Gomaru
    The age when robots are controlled by humans has come to an end.
[19:12] Gomaru
    When our queen's spirit returns,
[19:16] Gomaru
    a robot will become equal to humans... No, equal to God.
[19:22] Gomaru
    If her spirit does not return, the blood of a sacrifice will be spilt.
[19:29] Kagura
    Shinpachi!
[19:30] Gintoki
    It's like he's specifically calling us out to fight.
[19:34] Kagura
    Fine. Spirit, testicles, whatever! I'll deliver it to you!
[19:39] Fuyo
    I am neither a spirit, nor testicles.
[19:42] Fuyo
    I am Tama.
[19:45] Fuyo
    It's here...
[19:47] Fuyo
    A memory from very long ago, when I first came to life.
[19:51] ---
    With his face covered in oil the doctor said to me:
[19:57] Fuyo
    "Make my daughter smile."
[20:00] Fuyo
    No matter how much I changed in capabilities or appearance,
[20:01] Fuyo
    I will never forget that.
[20:04] Fuyo
    Do you think Fuyo-sama would smile if she saw what the doctor is now?
[20:10] Gintoki
    Shall we go? To bring back that smile...?
[20:24] Maid C
    Signs of life detected.
[20:26] Maid C
    The people hiding inside this house are to come out immediately and obey our orders.
[20:32] Maid C
    Warning. The people inside this house...
[20:35] Maid C
    are to come out immediately and obey our orders...
[20:45] Gengai
    See that, Ryuzan?!
[20:46] Gengai
    Your frail robots will be crushed by a single blow from my machines!
[20:52] ---
    Armor! Cannons! Caterpillar tracks! This is a man's machine!
[20:57] Gintoki
    Old man! It's great that you've got a man's machine,
[20:59] Gintoki
    but can you drive with a bit more control?!
[21:02] Gengai
    Gin-no-ji! We can't save lives by obeying the traffic rules.
[21:07] Gengai
    And besides, you handle machines like you handle a fight.
[21:10] Gengai
    If you underestimate them, you're dead!
[21:13] Gintoki
    There's a mountain of them!
[21:15] Gengai
    Come get us! I'll take you all down at once!
[21:27] Kagura
    Gin-chan! Behind us!
[21:29] Gengai
    Kagura! Pull on the umbrella handle!
[21:42] Gengai
    I took the liberty of modifying it. A peashooter's a bit outdated.
[21:46] Kagura
    Old man, nice job! With this, I...
[21:52] Gengai
    After one shot, it needs to be recharged,
[21:54] Gengai
    but it turns immediately into a soy sauce dispenser.
[21:56] Gintoki/Kagura
    Why soy sauce?!
[21:59] Gengai
    Gin-no-ji! Push on your wooden sword's grip!
[22:07] Gengai
    It dispenses soy sauce.
[22:08] Gintoki
    So, why soy sauce?! This is just a stick that dispenses soy sauce!
[22:13] Gengai
    I didn't have enough time. Be grateful I at least modified it.
[22:17] Gintoki
    I'm not grateful. This is like a kid's prank!
[22:20] Gengai
    It's an item that lets you stir your raw egg on rice while adding soy sauce.
[22:25] Kagura
    Seriously? It'd be great with natto on rice, too!
SIGN    [Note: Natto is fermented soybeans.]
[22:28] Gintoki
    You two should drink a whole bottle of soy sauce!
[22:30] Gintoki
    Oh, Sky High?!
[22:38] Gintoki
    Old man, what's that?
[22:39] Gengai
    The path to Onigashima!
[22:42] Gengai
    He's probably deep beneath the Terminal.
[22:46] Gintoki
    Terminal?
SIGN    [Next episode: "Some Data Cannot Be Erased."]
SIGN    [No. To-502 is the leader of the coup d'etat. Dr. Hayashi's character data is implanted in its body.]
SIGN    [The robot army has taken over the Terminal. Can Gintoki and his friends defeat them?!]