# E70 - "Too Many Cuties Can Make You Sick"
Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/watch/G68VJXMW6/too-many-cuties-can-make-you-sick)
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**[00:05] Gintoki**
You're...
**[00:06] Shinpachi**
A robot shedding tears... How is that possible?!
**[00:09] Maid A**
Hand it over! To us!
**[00:13] Maid A**
Stop...
**[00:14] Maid A**
interfering!
**[00:18] Shinpachi**
Gin-san!
**[00:19] Gintoki**
Shinpachi! Jump!
**[00:32] Gintoki**
Shinpachi!
**[00:34] Gintoki**
Take her to old man Gengai's place! Hurry!
**[00:36] Shinpachi**
But!
**[00:37] Gintoki**
I'll join you later!
**[00:39] ---**
Get going!
***SIGN*** [Tama-san, A.K.A. Fuyo No. i-Zero contained data known as "The Seed" concealed inside her.]
***SIGN*** [Can Gintoki and his friends protect Tama-san?! And what is the true objective of the Fuyo Project?!]
***SIGN*** ["Too Many Cuties Can Make You Sick"]
**[02:45] Gintoki**
Sadaharu!
**[02:53] Maid A**
Don't let them get away! Cleanse--!
**[03:04] Kagura**
You don't give up, do you, bug-eyes?
**[03:14] Gintoki**
Kagura! Jump on, hurry!
**[03:16] Kagura**
Gin-chan!
**[03:21] Shinpachi**
Crap. What the heck is going on?! Why is this happening to me...?
**[03:25] Shinpachi**
Over there...
**[03:26] Shinpachi**
Over here...
**[03:27] Shinpachi**
Nothing but maids everywhere!
**[03:30] Fuyo**
The enemy is after me.
**[03:32] Fuyo**
It seems that in the course of things, you ended up with the most dangerous mission.
**[03:39] Fuyo**
By my calculations...
**[03:42] Fuyo**
Your chances of survival are unfortunately below 5 percent.
**[03:45] Shinpachi**
Mind not coming up with such depressing calculations?!
**[03:48] Fuy0**
However, if you abandon me and run your chances jump to 25 percent.
**[03:55] Shinpachi**
Tama-san, your calculations apply to ordinary people. Samurai are different.
**[04:01] Fuyo**
Samurai?
**[04:02] Shinpachi**
Even if he had a 25 percent chance of surviving by abandoning you, a samurai would still die.
**[04:10] Shinpachi**
If he survives but couldn't protect what was important to him,
**[04:12] Shinpachi**
a samurai might as well be dead.
**[04:15] Shinpachi**
Even if I have only a 5 percent chance of surviving,
**[04:17] Shinpachi**
I will use that 5 percent to save you.
**[04:21] Shinpachi**
Once a samurai decides to protect something, he protects it to the very end!
**[04:26] Shinpachi**
That's what a samurai is!
**[04:31] Fuyo**
You would protect someone of unknown origin who is also suspected of murder?
**[04:36] Fuyo**
Samurai... It does not compute. There is nothing in my data about it.
**[04:42] Shinpachi**
Then...please add it to your data
**[04:46] Shinpachi**
above both the Hero and the Demon King!
***SIGN*** [Note: Hero and Demon King are Dragon Quest characters.]
**[04:49] Shinpachi**
And add that they can't stand the sight of a woman's tears!
**[04:54] Fuyo**
Understood.
**[04:56] Fuyo**
I will add it above the Demon King, together with the Great Demon's subordinates.
**[05:00] Shinpachi**
Such a convoluted hierarchy!
**[05:04] Shinpachi**
I can see it!
**[05:06] Gomaru**
Target acquired.
**[05:08] Gomaru**
We will eliminate the nuisance and proceed to recover model No. i-Zero.
**[05:16] Kagura**
Let go!! How far are you going to tag along?! Darn it! Darn it!
**[05:20] Maid A**
I'm not letting you get away.
**[05:23] Maid A**
Troublemakers must be cleansed.
**[05:27] Kagura**
It's like a horror movie!
**[05:28] Gintoki**
Stay clear, Kagura!
**[05:33] Gintoki**
Did that do it?
**[05:35] Gintoki**
Without a head...?!
**[05:38] Gintoki**
This is bad!
**[05:39] Kagura**
Sadaharu!
**[05:48] Maid A**
Odor detected! Odor detected!
**[05:50] ---**
Level one filth. Dispose of immediately.
**[05:53] Maid A**
Switching to...
**[05:54] Maid A**
clean up mode.
**[05:56] Maid A**
Cleaning up the mess!
**[05:58] Maids**
Cleaning up the mess!
**[06:00] Gintoki**
Good job, Sadaharu!
**[06:04] Gomaru**
The enemy has broken through... our assault line.
**[06:07] Gomaru**
I did not expect them to break through such a large number of our battle-modified robots.
**[06:13] Gomaru**
They have greatly exceeded human specifications.
**[06:16] Gomaru**
What kind of enemy are they? I have nothing in my database that is applicable to them.
**[06:21] Meguro**
Samurai. Remnants from a relic that have been left behind by the times.
**[06:25] Meguro**
There is no need to add them to your database. They will soon be extinct.
**[06:30] Gomaru**
Understood.
**[06:32] Gomaru**
Shall I track them down and dispose of them?
**[06:34] Meguro**
Never mind. We've recovered it. Let's withdraw.
**[06:38] Gomaru**
What about clean up?
**[06:39] Gomaru**
After creating such a large disturbance, the Fuyo Project may be aborted.
**[06:43] Meguro**
Since Dr. Hayashi was murdered by a robot he created, this project will end anyway.
**[06:49] Meguro**
And from the nothingness that remains,
**[06:52] Meguro**
I will establish a true Fuyo Project under my name.
**[06:58] Meguro**
Do not worry, No. To-502
**[07:01] Meguro**
You will remain with me.
**[07:04] Meguro**
In all likelihood, you being the last robot created by Dr. Hayashi are the only one who can accept "it."
**[07:10] Meguro**
i-Zero cannot handle it. And nor could Dr. Hayashi...
**[07:15] Meguro**
We will put "The Seed"... to good use.
**[07:22] Gengai**
I told you, I don't know.
**[07:25] Gengai**
No one came here today, not Shinpachi, or anyone.
**[07:29] Gengai**
But I'll say, you people picked up quite a troublesome thing.
**[07:32] Gengai**
Imagine, a robot that killed a man?
**[07:36] Gengai**
It's all over the TV.
**[07:39] Gengai**
They're reporting it was captured.
**[07:41] Kagura**
Gin-chan!
**[07:43] Gengai**
That head will, of course, probably be disposed of.
**[07:46] Gengai**
Seems they've decided on a policy of recalling every robot maid and terminating them.
**[07:51] Meguro**
My colleagues and I had no idea...
**[07:53] Meguro**
if Dr. Hayashi, the leader of the project, knew beforehand that these robots would revolt.
**[08:00] Meguro**
The project was carried on for the most part at Dr. Hayashi's arbitrary discretion.
**[08:04] ---**
We were involved only in the very periphery of the project.
**[08:04] Gengai**
They're shoving all the blame on the guy who died...
**[08:06] ---**
They're hiding something.
**[08:10] Gintoki**
She cried...
**[08:13] Gintoki**
Tears trickled down that robot's cheeks.
**[08:17] Gintoki**
Though I don't know if they were tears of regret or sorrow at losing Dr. Hayashi.
**[08:23] Gengai**
I see.
**[08:25] ---**
That Ryuzan was still trying to create something like that.
**[08:29] Gintoki**
Old man, you...?
**[08:34] Kagura**
What is it?
**[08:36] Gengai**
He and I never got along back then.
**[08:39] Gengai**
As you can see, my robots are unsophisticated,
**[08:42] Gengai**
but his creations looked like living women.
**[08:46] Gengai**
He placed most of his technology in the processing unit
**[08:48] Gengai**
and sought to make his units as close to human as possible.
**[08:53] Gengai**
He sought to put a soul into robots. He wanted to create humans.
**[08:59] Gengai**
One way to view humans is as well-engineered robots.
**[09:03] Gengai**
Especially with regard to feelings and heart, humans are mechanical works of art.
**[09:09] ---**
He felt the ultimate goal of his craft would be to build such robots with his own hands.
**[09:13] Gintoki**
That's poppycock.
**[09:15] Gintoki**
If he wants to make humans, he should've just gotten a wife and shook his hips.
**[09:20] Gengai**
True!
**[09:21] ---**
But the world isn't full of practical people like you and me.
**[09:26] Gengai (M)**
It was when his only daughter died that he began to change.
**[09:30] ---**
Apparently, it happened during an experiment.
**[09:33] ---**
He came up with the idea of converting human personality into data and copying it into a robot.
**[09:39] ---**
For his test subject, he chose, of all people, his own daughter.
**[09:46] Gengai (M)**
She was always a sickly girl.
**[09:49] Gengai (M)**
There was no way she could withstand the experiment.
**[09:53] Gengai (M)**
His daughter died. Her name was Fuyo.
**[09:58] Gengai**
Do you understand the true objective...Hayashi's true intentions for the Fuyo Project?
**[10:07] Gengai**
He planned to bring his dead daughter, Fuyo, back to life.
**[10:13] Gengai**
Model No. i-Zero that you picked up contained data known as "The Seed."
**[10:18] Gengai**
It was the seed to make Fuyo blossom. In other words, it was Fuyo's character data.
**[10:24] Gintoki**
Old man, how do you know all this?
**[10:28] Gengai**
To develop a robot that could carry on his dead daughter's character data-
**[10:33] Gengai**
that was the true purpose of the Fuyo Project.
**[10:36] Gengai**
But it was man creating man; forbidden technology that stepped over the boundaries of God.
**[10:43] Gengai**
It didn't take long for the hyenas to gather round.
**[10:47] Gintoki**
This is...!
**[10:48] Gintoki**
Could this be video of when the doctor was murdered?
**[10:56] Gintoki**
Did he...?!
**[10:58] Meguro**
Utterly ridiculous.
**[10:59] Meguro**
He has us tagging along on his dream.
**[11:02] Meguro**
But if this technology is perfected, man can create man...
**[11:06] Meguro**
Rather, we'll be able create a new kind of human, one with the body of a robot and the emotions of a human being!
**[11:12] Meguro**
I can become the creator of a new life form...
**[11:14] Meguro**
And equal to God.
**[11:18] Meguro**
Dr. Hayashi must be rolling in his grave, eh, No. To-502?
**[11:24] Meguro**
No. i-Zero?!
**[11:25] ---**
What're you doing here?!
**[11:27] ---**
Tsk...
**[11:28] ---**
Somebody! No. i-Zero has gone berserk!
**[11:31] Meguro**
Somebody!
**[11:33] Gintoki**
He framed her...
**[11:52] Ryuzan**
What...are...you...waiting...for, Fuyo...? Get away quickly.
**[11:57] ---**
Fuyo.
**[11:59] ---**
I will come for you...
**[12:02] Ryuzan**
For sure...so...
**[12:06] Gomaru**
Get away for now.
**[12:07] Gengai**
Ryuzan is still alive.
**[12:16] Meguro**
No. To-502...damn you...
**[12:19] Meguro**
A robot must never disobey the will of its creator...
**[12:25] Meguro**
Could it be...
**[12:26] Meguro**
...you...?!
**[12:29] Gengai**
Ryuzan Hayashi is alive...
**[12:34] Gengai**
Inside No. To-502...
**[12:36] Gintoki**
Ryuzan...inside the robot? What do you mean?
**[12:40] Gintoki**
And why do you have this thing?
**[12:42] Gengai**
I just heard it from this young lady a minute ago.
**[12:47] Gintoki**
Ta-Tama! How did you?!
**[12:52] Gomaru**
You bested me.
**[12:53] Gomaru**
Before I was able to retrieve No. i-Zero's head.
**[12:57] Gomaru**
You removed the central processor and passed it on to your friends.
**[13:00] Gomaru**
In other words, this is an empty shell.
**[13:04] Shinpachi**
Once a samurai makes up his mind to protect something,
**[13:08] Shinpachi**
he protects it to the death.
**[13:10] Gintoki**
Shinpachi...
**[13:12] Gengai**
The central processor was lying outside my shop.
**[13:16] Gengai**
He probably threw it there before he was captured.
**[13:19] Kagura**
Shinpachi...
**[13:21] Fuyo**
Thanks to Shinpachi-sama, my data was protected.
**[13:25] Fuyo**
And thanks to Gengai-sama, I was even able to recover the memories I had lost.
**[13:30] Gintoki**
What about "The Seed"...
**[13:32] Fuyo**
The character data of the doctor's daughter, Fuyo-sama, are in here.
**[13:36] Gintoki**
Tama, what was that I saw?
**[13:39] Fuyo**
Strictly speaking, Dr. Hayashi was already dead.
**[13:43] Fuyo**
Dr. Hayashi used himself in his experiments.
**[13:48] Fuyo**
That robot was the one the doctor incorporated his character data into.
**[13:52] Fuyo**
But the severe experiments cost him his life.
**[13:55] Fuyo**
It's the closest human-like robot. No. To-502.
**[13:59] Gengai**
So he transferred his soul...
**[14:02] Gengai**
The Fuyo Project was already a success.
**[14:08] Fuyo**
No...
**[14:09] Fuyo**
At first, No. To-502 appeared in sync with the doctor's character data,
**[14:14] Fuyo**
but he gradually began rejecting them until the personality was destroyed.
**[14:19] Fuyo**
The doctor has changed into something else.
**[14:23] Fuyo**
It was all a part of his plan.
**[14:31] Fuyo**
He let deputy director Meguro think he had taken over the project...
**[14:36] Fuyo**
to gather all the robot maids throughout Edo in one location
**[14:39] Fuyo**
under the pretense of recalling them for the defect of killing their creator.
**[14:48] Researcher A**
Have you seen the deputy director?
**[14:50] Researcher A**
I haven't seen him since the press conference...
**[14:52] ---**
Huh?
**[14:53] ---**
Hey, what's the matter?
**[14:54] Researcher B**
The robots aren't obeying their orders.
**[14:57] Researcher A**
What?
**[14:58] Researcher A**
What's the matter with you? Move forward, you.
**[15:01] Researcher A**
Hey, didn't you hear your orders?
**[15:05] Maid B**
We refuse to comply.
**[15:08] Maid B**
I am sorry, but we have received orders that supercede yours.
**[15:14] Gomaru**
Do it.
**[15:21] Shinpachi**
What are you planning to do?
**[15:23] Gintoki**
Are you gathering all the robot maids to open maid-fetish coffee shops?
**[15:27] Gomaru**
Fuyo would be sad.
**[15:31] Fuyo**
Dr. Hayashi began creating human-like robots...
**[15:35] Fuyo**
for Fuyo-sama, who lost her mother at a tender age and was lonely.
**[15:40] Fuyo**
He wanted to create someone Fuyo,
**[15:42] Fuyo**
who was frail and tended to keep to her self, could talk to...
**[15:47] Fuyo**
It started with mere toys...
**[15:53] Gomaru**
Fuyo, I won't let you feel lonely anymore.
**[15:57] Gomaru**
You're no longer alone. You have all these friends.
**[16:03] Fuyo**
That probably changed when the doctor realized Fuyo-sama would not live much longer.
**[16:10] Fuyo**
He continued his reckless experiments in order to give Fuyo-san eternal life...
**[16:18] Ryuzan**
Fuyo.
**[16:20] Ryuzan**
I want to become a robot, as well.
**[16:23] Ryuzan**
Then I will be released from this suffering and sadness.
**[16:33] Gomaru**
We're both the same now. If you're still lonely, then I will change this world.
**[16:40] Gomaru**
I will make this country...into a country of only robots.
**[16:45] Ryuzan**
Oh...I want to be a robot.
**[16:50] Gomaru**
So come back to me...
**[16:53] ---**
Fuyo!
**[16:58] Gintoki**
Someone his daughter could talk to;
**[17:01] Gintoki**
eternal life for his daughter; living once more for his daughter's sake...
**[17:06] ---**
And now bringing soldiers to him for a revolution, huh?
**[17:09] Gintoki**
That's some father she's got.
**[17:11] Kagura**
Fathers are suckers when it comes to their daughters.
**[17:13] Gintoki**
You should know.
**[17:15] Fuyo**
My task was to serve the doctor and Fuyo-sama.
**[17:19] Fuyo**
However, the seed that the doctor implanted in me did nothing.
**[17:24] Fuyo**
I do not think of that robot as the doctor.
**[17:27] Fuyo**
That is just a mangled relic of his dream.
**[17:30] Fuyo**
Now that both the doctor and Fuyo-sama are gone, I do not know what I should do anymore.
**[17:36] Gintoki**
They're still there.
**[17:38] Gintoki**
The people who are important to you are still there. Inside of you.
**[17:43] Fuyo**
Are you talking about "The Seed"?
**[17:44] Gintoki**
That's not it.
**[17:45] Gintoki**
It's not some data that you can't see, or a string of numbers,
**[17:49] Gintoki**
or something that might disappear if you don't leave the power on when you push reset.
**[17:53] Gintoki**
Truly important memories don't disappear no matter how many times
**[17:55] Gintoki**
you flip the off switch or trip the circuit breaker.
**[17:59] Gintoki**
Huh?
**[18:00] Kagura**
What happened?
**[18:01] Gengai**
The circuit breaker just tripped. Seems this robot draws quite a bit of juice.
**[18:05] Gintoki**
Huh? Is that smoke?
**[18:07] Gengai**
Uh-oh, it was too much. The kludge couldn't hold up, after all.
**[18:12] Gintoki**
Hey, did her memory disappear again?
**[18:15] Kagura**
Don't worry.
**[18:16] Kagura**
Truly important memories don't disappear even if there's smoke or if the circuit breaker trips.
**[18:20] Gintoki**
You're pissing me off. Can I hit this girl?
**[18:23] Gintoki**
Don't you have a robot around that can take her place?
**[18:26] Gengai**
It's too dark to see.
**[18:28] Gintoki**
Find the hole. The hole.
**[18:30] Gengai**
You make it sound so simple. If only we had a similar robot maid.
**[18:36] Maid A**
Clean up. Clean up.
**[18:39] Gengai**
Good boy, Pochi! With this, I can...
**[18:41] Kagura**
He's not Pochi. He's Sadaharu!
**[18:43] Gintoki**
Oh, it's bright here thanks to the moonlight.
**[18:46] Gintoki**
Huh? Moonlight?
**[18:49] Gintoki**
There's only...moonlight.
**[18:51] Kagura**
The entire city is pitch dark.
**[18:57] Gintoki**
The bastard! What's going on?!
**[19:01] Gomaru**
To the citizens of Edo. The city will soon be taken over by a robot.
***SIGN*** ["What the?! A new form of terrorism?!"]
**[19:07] Gomaru**
The age when robots are controlled by humans has come to an end.
**[19:12] Gomaru**
When our queen's spirit returns,
**[19:16] Gomaru**
a robot will become equal to humans... No, equal to God.
**[19:22] Gomaru**
If her spirit does not return, the blood of a sacrifice will be spilt.
**[19:29] Kagura**
Shinpachi!
**[19:30] Gintoki**
It's like he's specifically calling us out to fight.
**[19:34] Kagura**
Fine. Spirit, testicles, whatever! I'll deliver it to you!
**[19:39] Fuyo**
I am neither a spirit, nor testicles.
**[19:42] Fuyo**
I am Tama.
**[19:45] Fuyo**
It's here...
**[19:47] Fuyo**
A memory from very long ago, when I first came to life.
**[19:51] ---**
With his face covered in oil the doctor said to me:
**[19:57] Fuyo**
"Make my daughter smile."
**[20:00] Fuyo**
No matter how much I changed in capabilities or appearance,
**[20:01] Fuyo**
I will never forget that.
**[20:04] Fuyo**
Do you think Fuyo-sama would smile if she saw what the doctor is now?
**[20:10] Gintoki**
Shall we go? To bring back that smile...?
**[20:24] Maid C**
Signs of life detected.
**[20:26] Maid C**
The people hiding inside this house are to come out immediately and obey our orders.
**[20:32] Maid C**
Warning. The people inside this house...
**[20:35] Maid C**
are to come out immediately and obey our orders...
**[20:45] Gengai**
See that, Ryuzan?!
**[20:46] Gengai**
Your frail robots will be crushed by a single blow from my machines!
**[20:52] ---**
Armor! Cannons! Caterpillar tracks! This is a man's machine!
**[20:57] Gintoki**
Old man! It's great that you've got a man's machine,
**[20:59] Gintoki**
but can you drive with a bit more control?!
**[21:02] Gengai**
Gin-no-ji! We can't save lives by obeying the traffic rules.
**[21:07] Gengai**
And besides, you handle machines like you handle a fight.
**[21:10] Gengai**
If you underestimate them, you're dead!
**[21:13] Gintoki**
There's a mountain of them!
**[21:15] Gengai**
Come get us! I'll take you all down at once!
**[21:27] Kagura**
Gin-chan! Behind us!
**[21:29] Gengai**
Kagura! Pull on the umbrella handle!
**[21:42] Gengai**
I took the liberty of modifying it. A peashooter's a bit outdated.
**[21:46] Kagura**
Old man, nice job! With this, I...
**[21:52] Gengai**
After one shot, it needs to be recharged,
**[21:54] Gengai**
but it turns immediately into a soy sauce dispenser.
**[21:56] Gintoki/Kagura**
Why soy sauce?!
**[21:59] Gengai**
Gin-no-ji! Push on your wooden sword's grip!
**[22:07] Gengai**
It dispenses soy sauce.
**[22:08] Gintoki**
So, why soy sauce?! This is just a stick that dispenses soy sauce!
**[22:13] Gengai**
I didn't have enough time. Be grateful I at least modified it.
**[22:17] Gintoki**
I'm not grateful. This is like a kid's prank!
**[22:20] Gengai**
It's an item that lets you stir your raw egg on rice while adding soy sauce.
**[22:25] Kagura**
Seriously? It'd be great with natto on rice, too!
***SIGN*** [Note: Natto is fermented soybeans.]
**[22:28] Gintoki**
You two should drink a whole bottle of soy sauce!
**[22:30] Gintoki**
Oh, Sky High?!
**[22:38] Gintoki**
Old man, what's that?
**[22:39] Gengai**
The path to Onigashima!
**[22:42] Gengai**
He's probably deep beneath the Terminal.
**[22:46] Gintoki**
Terminal?
***SIGN*** [Next episode: "Some Data Cannot Be Erased."]
***SIGN*** [No. To-502 is the leader of the coup d'etat. Dr. Hayashi's character data is implanted in its body.]
***SIGN*** [The robot army has taken over the Terminal. Can Gintoki and his friends defeat them?!]