E29 - Part 1: Don’t Panic – There’s a Return Policy! / Part 2: I Told You to Pay Attention to the News!

Source: Crunchyroll
Translator:
Editor:
Timer:
QC:
(Please feel free to edit the speaker names if incomplete or inaccurate. Names are handled on a best-effort basis depending on the info on the source file. Dialogue is left as is.)
[00:00] Michael
    Keep the room well-lit and watch from a distance, okay?
SIGN    [Today's "Gin Tama" is a two-parter! Part One's guest stars are Michael and Marilyn.]
SIGN    [Part Two's guests are those black shiny things! Sit back and enjoy the show.]
[02:00] Swordsman
    Who's there...?
[02:08] Gankeimaru
    My name is Gankeimaru.
[02:11] ---
    If you wish to live, drop the sword you are wearing and leave.
[02:14] Swordsman
    I see...
[02:15] ---
    So you are the ogre who has been hunting swords and causing a public disturbance.
[02:21] ---
    Very well.
[02:22] ---
    If you want this sword so badly, then come and take it...
[02:25] Swordsman
    by force!
[02:33] Swordsman
    Die!
[03:01] ---
    That was too easy.
[03:02] ---
    The only impressive thing about you is the sword you carry, eh?
[03:06] Gankeimaru
    This is far from the strongest sword I've found...
[03:09] Gankeimaru
    I heard there is a samurai's blade that can cut a star...
[03:12] Gankeimaru
    but it seems coming to Earth was a big waste of time.
[03:17] Gankeimaru
    Where is it, I wonder... The enchanted sword, "Star Destroyer"?
SIGN    ["Don't Panic-There's a Return Policy!"]
[03:27] Michael [??]
    Ouch! My god!
[03:30] Michael
    Long hours as a manga artist have turned my stomach into a double cheeseburger!
[03:34] Michael
    Jennifer's going to hate me if I look like this!
[03:37] Marilyin [???]
    What's the matter, Michael?
[03:39] Marilyn
    Did a fountain pen pierce your biceps and make them explode?
[03:42] Michael
    No! Look, Marilyn, at my stomach!
[03:46] Marilyn
    You need to be careful. Fountain pens are sharp enough to kill people.
[03:51] Michael
    I said this isn't about a fountain pens, stupid woman! It's my stomach!
[03:54] Marilyn
    Don't worry!
[03:55] ---
    Use this: the "Round-and-Around Fat Burner"!
[04:00] ---
    Use this for just two hours every day, and your stomach fat will completely disappear.
[04:05] Michael
    Are you serious, Marilyn?!
[04:07] Marilyn
    Act now and buy two colors and we'll throw in the red one for free!
[04:12] Marilyn
    Just pay in 12 monthly installments, and you'll achieve the body of your dreams!
[04:15] Michael
    Say goodbye to this double cheeseburger! Yahoo!
[04:18] Kagura
    Yahoo!
[04:20] Gintoki
    "Yahoo" nothing. Where did you get that?
[04:23] Kagura
    I called that number and they gave it to me.
[04:25] Kagura
    They gave me this, and this, and this, and this, too. Yahoo!
[04:28] Gintoki
    Good god!
[04:29] Shinpachi
    Kagura-chan, this is called a shopping channel. It's a TV show where people buy things.
[04:35] ---
    Those things weren't free; you bought them.
[04:37] Kagura
    Seriously?
[04:38] Gintoki
    Anyway, return them immediately.
[04:40] Gintoki
    There's still time if you do it right now.
[04:42] Kagura
    Hey, hey, that's harsh, Johnny!
[04:45] Gintoki
    Who're you calling Johnny?!
[04:46] Gintoki
    Shinpachi, give me a hand. We're returning all of this.
[04:49] Shinpachi
    Right.
[04:53] Kagura
    Stop right there!
[04:56] Kagura
    Johnny, Maxwell!
[04:59] Kagura
    This is so unfair, dammit!
[05:01] ---
    Don't you care if I end up with a double cheeseburger?!
[05:04] Kagura
    Stupid Gin-chan!
[05:06] ---
    Adults don't know anything!
[05:15] Gankeimaru
    Hmm...this isn't it, either...
[05:18] Govt Official A
    Hey! What're you doing?!
[05:22] Govt Official A
    What're you doing walking around with a bunch of swords when there's a sword ban?
[05:26] Govt Official B
    That's not good...
[05:27] ---
    A fine's a fine. And the fine is million yen, at least.
[05:30] ---
    Since there are three of us, that's three million.
[05:34] Pawnbroker A
    What a filthy wooden sword!
[05:36] Pawnbroker A
    Smells like curry, too? You're asking me to buy this from you?
[05:41] Kagura
    Yes. I want to buy stuff from the Shopping Channel.
[05:44] Pawnbroker A
    I don't quite understand, but I can't buy this from you.
[05:48] ---
    I am willing to buy that odd creature from you, though.
[05:52] Govt Official C
    Damn you... Do you realize we're Bakufu officials...?
[05:57] Pawnbroker B
    Phew! It reeks of curry!
[05:59] ---
    And it says "Lake Toya"-this is a souvenir, isn't it? I don't want it.
[06:08] Police Officer
    Surrender!
[06:10] Gankeimaru
    The sword... Where is the sword...?
[06:13] Pawnbroker C
    I don't eat Earth foods. I don't like the taste. Especially curry.
[06:26] Mademoiselle S
    What? A wooden sword?
[06:29] Mademoiselle S
    If it belonged to a handsome guy, I might buy it, with a few conditions,
[06:32] Mademoiselle S
    but I have no interest in something of yours, young lady.
[06:36] Kagura
    Why won't anyone buy this good-for-nothing stick from me?!
[06:38] ---
    Useless thing!
[06:40] Kagura
    I don't even get a real salary!
[06:42] ---
    How am I supposed to buy the things I want?!
[06:45] Kagura
    Last month, I got paid in pickled seaweed! How sour a wage can somebody get?!
[06:50] Onlooker A
    H-Hey! The bridge!
[06:51] Kagura
    Am I supposed to spend my youth with just pickled seaweed?!
[06:59] Gankeimaru
    This isn't it...or this...
[07:03] Onlookers
    A monster!
[07:05] Onlookers
    What is that wooden sword?! The bridge is gone!
[07:08] Gankeimaru
    Wooden sword?
[07:15] Kagura
    Can't even go home if I want to.
[07:17] Kagura
    I took his precious sword without his permission.
[07:21] ---
    Gin-chan's going to be angry for sure.
[07:32] Kagura
    Who are you?
[07:34] Gankeimaru
    Young lady. Where did you get that wooden sword?
[07:38] Gankeimaru
    The way it cut a bridge in two...
[07:41] Gankeimaru
    I've found it at last...the enchanted sword...
[07:42] Gankeimaru
    Star Destroyer!
[07:45] Gankeimaru
    Quietly hand over that sword! If you don't, I'll take your life!
[07:56] Gankeimaru
    Now you've done it, young lady!
[07:59] Gintoki
    Huh? "Sword Collecting"?
[08:01] Shinpachi
    That's right. There seems to be a lot of attacks around town...
[08:05] ---
    The culprit is apparently an Amanto training to become the strongest warrior in the universe.
[08:17] Shinpachi
    He's apparently really strong.
[08:19] Shinpachi
    Seems many Bakufu retainers and ronin have already fallen to him.
[08:23] ---
    Wasn't that his work we just saw?
[08:26] Gintoki
    The strongest in the universe, you say?
[08:27] ---
    We may come from different planets, but the stupid things men do don't change.
[08:31] ---
    Is he pursuing a dream or something?
[08:33] Gintoki
    All of these guys read too much JUMP.
[08:35] Shinpachi
    He might come after your wooden sword, too, Gin-san.
[08:38] Shinpachi
    That wooden sword is much more powerful than an ordinary metal one.
[08:42] ---
    It can cut through anything.
[08:43] Shinpachi
    What on earth is that sword?
[08:45] Gintoki
    It is, well...
[08:47] ---
    When I was on a school field trip to Lake Toya, a hermit who lived there...
[08:51] ---
    Huh?
[08:52] ---
    What? Now that you mention it, what'd I do with it?
[08:59] Kagura
    Who was that guy?
[09:02] ---
    We'll hide here for a while, Sada...
[09:07] Gankeimaru
    Found you, young lady.
[09:08] Woman
    Hey! Look what you've done!
[09:11] ---
    And you, too! Pay up!
[09:13] Kagura
    That guy will pay!
[09:15] Gankeimaru
    You're not getting away!
[09:16] Gankeimaru
    I've seen many swords up until now, but your sword...
[09:20] Gankeimaru
    is the enchanted sword I have been searching for all these years. The Star Destroyer!
[09:28] Kagura
    Don't get so excited, sword freak.
[09:33] Gankeimaru
    You underestimated me.
[09:35] ---
    I held back and was soft for not killing you, young lady?
[09:39] Gankeimaru
    But we of the Genbu Clan have bodies so tough that even bullets bounce off us.
[09:44] ---
    With this body and the Star Destroyer, no one can stand against me.
[09:49] Gankeimaru
    The strongest sword should be wielded by the strongest warrior.
[09:52] Gankeimaru
    Now, admit defeat and hand it over.
[09:57] Kagura
    Oh, this must be my punishment for bad karma.
[09:59] Kagura (Narration)
    It's because I stole someone's cherished possession.
[10:02] ---
    So now, God is punishing me.
[10:05] Kagura (M)
    But please listen, God... He didn't pay me a real salary.
[10:10] Kagura (Narration)
    And he took away all my cool crap.
[10:15] Kagura (Narration)
    Maybe I should hand over this wooden sword and make it easy on myself.
[10:20] Kagura (Narration)
    No, wait. If I did that, then I would be exactly like him.
[10:25] Kagura (Narration)
    At his age, it's impossible for Gin-chan to change his character.
[10:29] Kagura (M)
    But Kagura... There's still time for you.
[10:33] Kagura (M)
    Grow up! Kagura!
[10:39] Gankeimaru
    Dammit! What have you done?
[10:44] Gankeimaru
    What?!
[11:00] Kagura
    Good boy, good boy. Well done, Sadaharu.
[11:05] Kagura
    Let's go home and apologize. Though, I'm still a little mad.
[11:08] Kagura
    This sword looks best on Gin-chan's belt, after all.
[11:14] Kagura
    I'm home!
[11:16] Michael
    Ouch! My god!
[11:19] Michael
    I can't believe I'm being threatened by samurai!
[11:22] ---
    Today's my date with Jennifer. What rotten luck. Shit!
[11:26] Marilyn
    Jennifer's not coming. You're going to die here, Michael.
[11:30] Michael
    Hey. What're you doing here?! Nobody said anything about this.
[11:34] Marilyin
    The other day, when you were drinking, I heard you call me "Frankenstein"!
[11:38] ---
    I've only had a nose job, you bastard!
[11:42] ---
    I'm going to take this enchanted sword "Star Destroyer"
[11:45] ---
    and cut off your ripping muscles so hard you'll never recover.
[11:48] Marilyn
    This was fashioned from a 10,000 year-old Diamond tree that only grows on a distant planet!
[11:54] Marilyn
    This amazing wooden sword can cut through rock, meteors and even your muscles.
[12:00] Marilyn
    Buy now! And as part of our special offer, we'll even engrave the hilt!
[12:04] Marilyn
    Only 12 payments! Just this much per month...and you too, can become an invincible samurai!
[12:05] Gintoki
    Uh-huh, thats right. Engrave it with "Lake Toya" as always. That's "Lake Toya."
[12:09] ---
    Isn't that awesome?!
[12:10] Gintoki
    No, I think I'll stick with that design again.
[12:14] Kagura
    Gin-chan, what are you doing?
[12:16] Gintoki
    Listen to this, Kagura-chan.
[12:19] ---
    I made a killing at the Pachinko parlor...
[12:21] ---
    The other day, I spilled curry on my wooden sword, and it smelled so bad, I splurged on a new one.
[12:27] Kagura
    What? A wooden sword... You mean like that one?
SIGN    [Enchanted Sword "Star Destroyer"]
[12:30] Gintoki
    That's right. Don't tell Shinpachi. I want to keep it mysterious.
[12:35] Gintoki
    I'll buy you something so you keep quiet, okay?
[12:37] Gintoki
    What would you like? Pickled seaweed?
[12:39] ---
    Your life revolves around Pickled seaweed, doesn't it?
[12:41] ---
    Huh? I haven't seen my sword for a while... So you had it?
[12:46] Gintoki
    Hey! Why'd you break it? Why?!
[12:48] Kagura
    Johnny, I'm beat. Let me sleep.
SIGN    ["I Told You to Pay Attention to the News!"]
[13:03] Kagura
    Help!
[13:04] Kagura
    Health! Health me!
[13:06] Gintoki
    You mean "help me"? What's wrong?
[13:08] Kagura
    A c-c-c-coackroach! In my room!
[13:11] Gintoki
    What's the matter with you?
[13:13] Gintoki
    The strongest being in the universe is afraid of a cockroach?
[13:15] Kagura
    I can't stand them! They're creepy! Shape! Shape up now!
[13:18] Gintoki
    "Help me." Okay?
[13:20] Gintoki
    Look you, living in Edo is all about...
[13:22] Gintoki
    living together with cockroaches.
[13:29] Shinpachi
    Good morning.
[13:32] Shinpachi
    Something wrong?
[13:34] Gintoki
    A co-cockroach! One hell of a cockroach!
[13:36] Kagura
    Pulp! Pulp fiction!
[13:38] Gintoki
    You mean "help me."
[13:40] Shinpachi
    Huh? A cockroach? What is it now?
[13:43] ---
    Living in Edo is like...
[13:45] Shinpachi
    doing club activities with fellow cockroaches.
[13:48] Gintoki
    Hey, Shimura. Behind you.
[13:53] Shinpachi
    Hump me! Hump me!
[13:56] Gintoki
    You mean "help me."
[14:03] Kusano
    Good afternoon, I am Kusano Hitoyoshi.
[14:06] ---
    Today, we interrupt our normal programming
[14:10] ---
    for an in-depth look at the giant cockroach infestation throughout Edo.
[14:14] Kusano
    Joining me is Prince Hata of the Midland Star,
[14:18] Kusano
    a renowned authority on interplanetary zoology.
[14:21] Kusano
    Prince, are these really cockroaches?
SIGN    [Expert on space creatures, Prince Hata]
[14:24] Prince Hata
    Yes. They are indeed cockroaches, but they are probably not from Earth.
[14:28] ---
    They most likely entered Edo aboard an alien ship that came to Earth.
[14:32] Kusano (Tv)
    So they are alien cockroaches?
[14:34] Prince Hata (Tv)
    They are space cockroaches.
[14:36] Kusano
    Like I said, alien cockroaches.
[14:36] Catherine
    Alien cockroaches, they say.
[14:38] Prince Hata
    Space cockroaches.
[14:39] Otose
    Damn. I hope we don't have any...
[14:40] ---
    You looking for a fight? Stop the cameras!
[14:48] Shinpachi
    What was that?
[14:49] ---
    How could that exist?!
[14:50] Kagura
    Is that really a cockroach?
[14:53] Gintoki
    I don't know.
[14:54] Shinpachi
    You don't know?! Isn't this your home?!
[14:56] Shinpachi
    You created that monster.
[14:58] ---
    Your lousy housekeeping gave birth to that lamentable monster, Gintoki-kun.
[15:03] Gintoki
    You guys practically live here, too!
[15:07] Gintoki
    This is just my theory, but I think this has something to do with it.
[15:10] Kagura
    Ah!
[15:11] Kagura
    My pickled seaweed... It's been chewed on.
[15:13] Gintoki
    Somehow, eating pickled seaweed must've caused a terrible reaction in their bodies.
[15:20] Kagura
    Seriously?!
[15:21] Shinpachi
    This is dangerous.
[15:23] Shinpachi
    You know, if this thing escapes into the city, we'll be bagged and pummeled.
[15:28] Gintoki
    We'll exterminate it before that happens! No matter what, don't let it out of this house!
[15:32] Gintoki
    Shinpachi, what'd you do with the bug spray?
[15:34] Shinpachi
    Oh no! I left it in the other room.
[15:36] Gintoki
    Oh man, You're such a... Shinpachi!
[15:40] Kagura
    That's why you're always Shinpachi!
[15:43] Shinpachi
    What?! Are you dissing my entire Shinpachi-tude?!
[15:46] ---
    Unforgivable! Unforgivable!
[15:47] Shinpachi
    I'll go get it, for Christ's sake!
[15:49] Shinpachi
    Who cares about a stupid giant cockroach, dammit!
[15:51] Shinpachi
    And who cares if I get killed?!
[15:53] Shinpachi
    I'm just a stupid Shinpachi!
[15:55] Shinpachi
    Bring it on!
[16:06] Kusano
    We have been receiving calls and e-mails from one Alien-Cockroach victim after another.
[16:10] ---
    There are even frightening reports of people being attacked.
[16:14] ---
    Your thoughts, Idi...Prince?
[16:16] Prince Hata
    Hey, you were just about to say Idiot Prince, weren't you?
[16:19] Kusano
    No, I wasn't. What are your thoughts, Prince?
[16:22] Prince Hata
    They are carnivorous, so I would advise caution.
[16:26] ---
    Also, if you see them, you must not kill them. That would bring disaster.
[16:30] Kusano
    Disaster? What mysteries do these carnivorous monster roaches hold?
[16:34] Prince Hata
    They are carnivorous monster cockroaches.
[16:36] Kusano
    Like I said. Giant Roaches.
[16:37] Omittedcatherine
    Don't try to kill 'em, eh?
[16:38] Prince Hata
    I said Giant Cockroaches! Do you want to fight again?
[16:38] Otose
    That was close. I was just about to kill one.
[16:43] Otose
    What're those guys doing?
[16:47] Kagura
    Die!
[16:48] Gintoki
    Damn bug! What's the big idea of turning into a monster?!
[16:51] Kagura
    And after all the food we've left out for you!!
[16:56] Gintoki
    Hey... Where's Shinpachi?
[16:58] Kagura
    I don't see him.
[17:01] ---
    Gin-chan, you don't think Shinpachi was eaten by this thing?
[17:03] Gintoki
    Don't be silly.
[17:05] ---
    It's just a huge cockroach. It wouldn't.
[17:10] Gintoki
    Shinpachi!
[17:12] ---
    Spit him out, damn bug!
[17:14] ---
    What'd he taste like?! Like corn potato? Or salted cod roe?!
[17:19] Kagura
    Oh? It's crying. What a baby!
[17:21] Gintoki
    If crying solved everything, we wouldn't need police, idiot!
[17:25] Kagura
    Seriously, what should we do with this thing?
[17:33] Kusano
    I repeat. Even if you find them, do not kill the cockroaches.
[17:37] ---
    If you do so, it will call its brethren to its aid!
[17:39] ---
    Under no circumstances, are you to attempt to kill it!
[17:41] Kusano
    However, Idiot Prince, that means there is no way to combat the cockroaches.
[17:46] Prince Hata
    Hey, you clearly just said "idiot."
[17:49] Kusano
    Oh, we've just been connected live.
[17:51] Prince Hata
    Hey! Don't change the subject!
[17:51] ---
    Ketsuno-san, are you at the scene?
[17:53] ---
    Announcer Ketsuno!
[17:55] Ketsuno
    Yes, I am now in Kabukicho, Shinjuku, where the monster cockroaches have caused the greatest damage.
[17:59] ---
    Just look at this disaster.
[18:02] Ketsuno
    The cockroaches, which appeared suddenly and reproduced abnormally,
[18:05] Ketsuno
    are currently attacking all of Edo.
[18:06] Ketsuno
    What will become of Edo from here on?
[18:09] Kusano
    Is there a reason why the cockroaches are concentrated in Kabukicho?
[18:14] ---
    Prince... Idiot Prince?
[18:16] Prince Hata
    Why'd you say that?! You could've just continued on your way!
[18:19] ---
    I'm definitely going to kill you all later!
[18:21] ---
    No... I won't have to dirty my hands. You'll eventually die.
[18:26] Prince Hata
    Listen to me.
[18:27] Prince Hata
    The reason they're gathering there is probably because the queen is there too.
[18:30] Prince Hata
    They are all siblings born from a single female.
[18:34] ---
    First, the queen builds her nest on a planet and lays a large cache of eggs.
[18:38] ---
    The hatchlings eat their way through the entire planet.
[18:41] ---
    In this manner, they have destroyed several planets.
[18:45] Prince Hata
    As long as the queen exists, they will continue to multiply.
[18:49] ---
    At this rate, it will most certainly be the end of this planet.
[18:51] Kusano
    So the only way to save ourselves is to exterminate the queen?
[18:55] Kusano
    Is that what you're saying, Idiot?
[18:57] Prince Hata
    Add "Prince"! If you're going to call me an idiot, at least add the "Prince" title!
[19:00] Kusano
    Is there any way to tell the queen from the others?
[19:04] Prince Hata
    Nope. Their queen is identical to an ordinary cockroach.
[19:08] ---
    No, wait. There is one thing different about it.
[19:12] Kusano
    What could that be?
[19:15] Prince Hata
    She has the characters for "Goro" written on her back.
[19:17] Kusano
    What? What does "Goro" mean?
[19:20] Prince Hata
    It's just the name I gave her.
[19:21] Prince Hata
    That Goro, running away from her cage on her own after I took such good care of her.
[19:26] Kusano
    What did you just say?
[19:27] Prince Hata
    What? Did I say something I shouldn't have? Uh...
SIGN    [Please Stand By.]
[19:32] Catherine
    They say it has "Goro" written on its back.
[19:35] Otose
    Who cares? We're done for. It's the end of Earth.
[19:38] Otose
    You're making too much noise! Keep it down, up there, you nimrods!
[19:43] Gintoki
    Don't you get any closer! What the hell is going on?!
[19:46] Gintoki
    Is this "Revenge of the Roaches"?!
[19:49] ---
    If I knew this was going to happen, I should've been nicer to cockroaches!
[19:53] Gintoki
    Hey! Kagura, this is no time to be sleeping.
[19:55] Kagura
    Three cockroaches. Four cockroaches. Five cockroaches.
[19:57] ---
    Kagura-chan?!
[19:58] ---
    Don't fall asleep counting cockroaches!
[20:01] ---
    You'll have a nightmare about being locked up in a sticky, slimy room!
[20:03] Gintoki
    Hey, snap out of it!
[20:06] Kusano
    "Goro" on its back. Got it? "Goro" on its back!
[20:09] Kusano
    If a cockroach with "Goro" on its back is exterminated, the other cockroaches will die off.
[20:15] Kusano
    Please. The fate of the Earth is at stake.
[20:18] Kusano
    The fate of Earth is in your hands!
[20:20] Gintoki
    What's this? Why's it say "Goro"?
[20:23] Gintoki
    That's really weird. As if this thing isn't creepy enough already.
[20:27] ---
    But under these conditions...
[20:29] Gintoki
    You're a lucky fellow. Saved by a spider's...er, roach's...thread.
[20:35] Gintoki
    This damn well better be worth some good karma.
[20:41] Shinpachi
    Gin-san! I, Shinpachi have returned!
[20:45] Gintoki
    Shinpachi! You're alive!
[20:47] Shinpachi
    You actually thought I could be killed by a cockroach.
[20:51] ---
    I bought an ultra-powerful bug spray.
[20:53] Gintoki
    I guess that karma stuff works.
[20:56] Shinpachi
    Gin-san!
[20:57] Gintoki
    All right. It pays to do good deeds.
[21:01] Shinpachi
    These things are everywhere!! The city is going crazy!
[21:04] ---
    There are pickled seaweed cockroaches crawling all over the streets.
[21:06] Gintoki
    We're in trouble. If they find out it was our fault, they'll chop our heads off.
[21:10] Shinpachi
    There is a strange rumor going around.
[21:12] Shinpachi
    Something about these being man-eating cockroaches that came from space to take over Earth.
[21:16] ---
    And the world is doomed unless we kill the queen cockroach, with "Goro" written on its back.
[21:21] ---
    Man, people will believe anything!
[21:23] Gintoki
    Shinpachi-kun...say that again.
[21:26] Shinpachi
    Like I said, these are man-eating cockroaches,
[21:29] Shinpachi
    and unless we kill the queen roach that has "Goro" written on its back, Earth is doomed.
[21:33] ---
    Is that stupid or what?!
[21:38] Gintoki
    Sure is stupid...
[21:41] Gintoki
    Stupid, like being the man who destroyed the world.
[21:45] ---
    What else can I do but laugh...
[21:48] Shinpachi
    You've seen it? You saw Goro?!
[21:51] Gintoki
    I had it in my hand and I let it go.
[21:53] ---
    I've doomed Earth.
[21:55] Shinpachi
    Wh-Wh-Where?! We have to find it right away.
[21:58] Gintoki
    It's no use. It ran off somewhere.
[22:00] Gintoki
    Forget it. Let's go eat steak.
[22:02] Gintoki
    Okay, Kagura, you can eat all you want today.
[22:06] ---
    After all, we're all going to die, anyway.
[22:09] Shinpachi
    Wait, Gin-san, pull yourself together!
[22:09] ---
    It's as though I've condemned us all to death. Kill me now.
[22:12] Shinpachi
    Gin-san!
SIGN    
[24:10] Kagura
    Excuse me?
[24:12] Kagura
    May I say something?
[24:14] ---
    I think the culprit is a pauper.
[24:17] ---
    So I think...
[24:19] Gintoki
    What's going on?
[24:20] Shinpachi
    What's next week's story about?
[24:22] Gintoki Kagura
    The next episode: "Even Teen Idols Act Like You Guys."
SIGN    [How a live street performance touched the heart of a young man about to self-destruct.]
SIGN    [A young girl's singing gave this young man a reason to live.]