E124 - "When Nagging Goes Too Far It Becomes Intimidating"

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SIGN    [Slightly Feverish Continent] [Note: Parody of Passionate Continent, a Japanese documentary program.]
SIGN    
SIGN    [Slightly Feverish Continent]
[00:30] Narrator
    The singer Tsu Terakado.
[00:33] Narrator
    When she was an amateur, she played
    live performances on the streets.
[00:36] ---
    She made her pro debut when she
    caught the eye of a talent scout.
[00:39] ---
    Soon after, she was wrapped up in a
    scandal and her popularity declined.
[00:42] ---
    For a while, there were rumors
    she was going to retire.
[00:44] ---
    But she made a miraculous comeback
    under the production of Tsunpo,
SIGN    [Note: Tsunpo is a parody of Tsunku, a Japanese record producer, songwriter, and vocalist.]
[00:47] ---
    a mysterious hit-maker who never
    revels himself to the media.
[00:51] ---
    She is truly a first-rate pop
    idol in name and in reality.
[00:54] ---
    We covered her closely as she
    composed her new song.
SIGN    [Shibuya Regretful Hall] [Note: Parody of Shibuya Public Hall.]
SIGN    
    [Thank you in advance,
    attack of the hornet.]
[00:58] Narrator
    Our coverage of her began on the
    last day of her national tour.
[01:06] Otsu
    I like it... I like drinking...
[01:14] Otsu
    I like it... I like drinking with you...
[01:21] Otsu
    Liquor, liquor, liquor, liquor...
[01:23] ---
    No drinking today.
[01:24] ---
    Liquor, liquor, liquor, liquor, liquor...
[01:29] Otsu
    Drunk with you and P-chan...
[02:14] Otsu
    Everyone, thank you for
    coming, corn poop!!
[02:19] Spectators
    Corn poop!!
[02:21] Otsu
    Today, I have a very important
    announcement, Mas Oyama!!
SIGN    [Note: Mas Oyama is a famous karate master.]
[02:25] Spectators
    Mas Oyama!!
[02:27] Otsu
    The truth is...
[02:29] Otsu
    The release date for my new single
    has been set, Tamba black beans!!
SIGN    [Note: Tamba (old province of Japan) is famous for producing high quality black beans.]
SIGN    [Q: What do you think about the announcement of her new single?]
[02:39] Spectator A
    Well, this is the first time I've been excited
    since her last single came out.
[02:42] Spectator B
    I'm definitely going to buy it.
[02:44] Musashi-Like Person
    I think it's important to know
    whether it's edible or not.
[02:47] Sergeant
    Well, I might be a bit hesitant
    to buy it if they end up
[02:49] Sergeant
    releasing several different versions
    of the single like they do
SIGN    [Note: Japanese pop idols often release several
    versions of a single to boost sales.]
[02:52] Sergeant
    with other pop stars' albums.
SIGN    [Q: Who are you?]
[02:55] Shinpachi
    I'm Tsu Terakado Fan Club Captain
    Shinpachi Shimura!!
[03:00] Shinpachi
    Sergeant, recite Article 7 of
    the Fan Club Regulations!!
SIGN    [Q: What is Article 7 of the Fan Club Regulations?]
[03:03] Sergeant
    Owowowow. "Members are to buy
    four of each of Otsu's CDs:
[03:07] Sergeant
    one for storing, one for looking
    at, one for propagating,
[03:12] Sergeant
    and one for actual use."
[03:15] Shinpachi
    That's right!!
[03:16] Shinpachi
    Sergeant, even though you
    are one of our leaders,
[03:18] Shinpachi
    your comments go against this rule!!
SIGN    [Q: What do you mean by "actual use"?]
[03:21] Shinpachi
    Therefore you will be punished with the
[03:23] Shinpachi
    Nose Hook Destroyer
    Second Illumination!!
[03:27] Narrator
    The night the album was announced,
    excitement continued to rage on.
[03:31] Narrator
    News of it immediately spread
    throughout Edo.
SIGN    [Tsu Terakado's new single!! On sale soon!]
SIGN    [Tsu Terakado's new single, the long awaited debut!]
SIGN    [One day in June] [AnipleX (Note: Parody of Aniplex)]
[03:45] Narrator
    But on a certain day in June, the situation
    took a turn for the worse.
SIGN    [Q: What sort of business do you have here today?]
[03:53] Otsu
    Well, I'm not sure. I was suddenly
    called in for an important talk.
[03:58] Producer
    Good morning, Otsu-chan.
[04:00] Otsu
    Good morning.
[04:02] ---
    Well, I think they probably
    just want to tell me
[04:05] ---
    the demo for the new song came in.
[04:08] Otsu
    Huh?
[04:11] Mother
    We're going to postpone sales.
[04:14] Otsu
    Hey! Why?! Why is this happening?!
[04:17] Mother
    We don't have a song written.
    It can't be helped.
SIGN    [Ichi Terakado (Otsu's mother and manager)]
[04:20] Mother
    Tsunpo-san made the decision himself...
[04:25] Toba
    That's right!!
SIGN    [Toba-san (Employee from AnipleX in charge of Otsu)]
[04:26] Toba
    Yesterday, we suddenly got
    a call from Tsunpo-san...
[04:29] ---
    He said...
[04:30] Toba
    "I was playing my shamisen,
[04:32] Toba
    when a man with naturally
    wavy hair hit my helicopter
[04:35] Toba
    with a wooden sword and
    it crashed into the ground.
[04:38] Toba
    "I sprained my finger. I'll get serious
    next year, so wait for a while"...
[04:43] Toba
    So he says...
[04:44] Otsu
    That's the stupidest reason ever!!
[04:46] Otsu
    We can't postpone the sale of my important new
    song because of a crazy reason like that.
[04:50] Otsu
    Anyway...
[04:51] Otsu
    "I was playing my shamisen,
[04:53] Otsu
    when a man with naturally
    wavy hair hit my helicopter
[04:56] Otsu
    with a wooden sword and it
    crashed into the ground"?
[04:59] Otsu
    That could never happen!!
    This isn't an anime!!
[05:03] Otsu
    This isn't... an anime...
[05:07] ---
    I just thought of a nice song.
[05:09] Toba
    Otsu-chan, that's probably plagiarism!!
SIGN    [Note: "This Isn't An Anime" (Anime Ja Nai) is the opening theme song to Gundam ZZ.]
[05:11] Mother
    Otsu already made a
    public announcement
[05:13] Mother
    about the release of her new song...
[05:16] Mother
    To postpone it because of some nonsense
    about playing a shamisen
[05:19] Mother
    and his helicopter crashing
    into the ground...
[05:23] Mother
    There's no way he'd only have
    suffered a sprained finger.
[05:25] Otsu
    Is that all you care about, Mom?!
[05:27] Narrator
    There was a good deal of conflict
[05:29] Narrator
    at the last-minute meeting about
    postponing Otsu's new single.
[05:32] Narrator
    We asked everyone for their thoughts
[05:34] Narrator
    about Tsunpo, the producer...
[05:35] Narrator
    and the cause of this problem.
SIGN    [Q: What kind of person is Tsunpo?]
[05:38] Toba
    Huh? Tsunpo-san?
[05:40] ---
    He's an amazing guy.
[05:42] ---
    His bold, yet delicate, skills keep
    others from getting near him and
[05:46] ---
    puts him in a strong positing
    to keep climbing to fame.
[05:49] ---
    He sells and still causes
    a stir on the scene.
[05:53] ---
    He's a true samurai.
SIGN    [Q: Tell us about Tsunpo-san.]
[05:55] Mother
    Well, ever since he's been producing
    her, Otsu's been a gold-record artist.
[06:01] ---
    But I can't accept this. I never expected
    he'd sprain his finger.
SIGN    [Q: That really bothers you, doesn't it?]
SIGN    [Q: What do you think about Tsunpo-san?]
[06:05] Musashi-Like Person
    I think it's important to know
    whether he's edible or not.
[06:09] Otsu
    But Toba-san, I don't want
    to postpone this!
[06:12] Otsu
    You can bring in a different producer!
[06:15] Otsu
    I can make my own song for
    the first time in a while!!
[06:19] Toba
    Well, I understand your feelings about
    your first new song, Otsu-chan.
[06:24] Toba
    But I don't have anyone who
    can take Tsunpo's place...
[06:27] Toba
    And your own songs never
    really sold, anyway...
[06:31] Otsu
    Shut your face...
[06:33] ---
    Shut up and bring me
    Akimoto or Mackey...
SIGN    [Note: Yasushi Akimoto and Mackey (Noriyuki Makihara) are Japanese songwriters and producers.]
[06:37] Otsu
    Anyway, do you even want to do this?
[06:40] Otsu
    Realistically speaking, when
    am I going to get an album,
[06:43] Otsu
    or a karaoke release? I've been
    waiting all this time...
[06:49] ---
    Huh?!
[06:49] Toba
    O-Otsu-chan, what's wrong?
[06:53] Otsu
    Oh my. I lost my temper,
    tanuki balls.
[06:58] Otsu
    Well, excuse me.
[07:04] Mother
    I don't remember raising
    her to be like that.
[07:07] Toba
    I-I'm all right, Mrs. Terakado.
[07:10] Mother
    Is that so?
SIGN    [Q: Are you going to wait for Tsunpo-san?]
[07:12] Narrator
    Our staff asked Otsu what she thought
[07:15] Narrator
    about postponing the release
    of her new song.
[07:17] Otsu
    I'll manage by myself!!
[07:20] Otsu (Mono)
    I'm still somewhat of a musician.
[07:22] Otsu (Mono)
    I wrote my own songs before Tsunpo-san
    became my songwriter,
[07:27] Otsu (Mono)
    I should be able to make an amazing
    song that's as good as his.
[07:31] Narrator
    Then...
SIGN    [Three Hours Later]
[07:34] Otsu
    I can't write anything!!
[07:35] Otsu
    Why? Is it because I
    made some money?
[07:38] Otsu
    Or is it because I don't
    have a clear goal?
[07:40] Otsu
    Is it because I lack concentration?
[07:41] Otsu
    Is it because I'm hungry?
[07:42] ---
    Is it because I can't remember
    what I ate yesterday?
[07:44] ---
    Is it because I haven't been in an episode in a while and
    I can't remember the last time I was in one?
[07:49] Otsu
    Or is it because...my talent's dried up?
[07:53] Otsu
    No! No!
[07:54] ---
    This isn't a matter of talent!!
[07:57] ---
    Masterpieces are difficult to create!!
[08:01] Otsu (Mono)
    In that case...
SIGN    [Q: Why are you suddenly going on a trip?]
[08:06] Otsu (Mono)
    I was spoiled by my situation.
[08:10] Otsu (Mono)
    I have to go to a place where no one
[08:12] Otsu (Mono)
    knows who I am, reexamine myself,
[08:15] Otsu (Mono)
    and get back the feelings I lost.
[08:21] Otsu (Mono)
    Nakata went on a trip to find himself.
SIGN    [Note: Hide Nakata is a Japanese soccer player.]
[08:23] Otsu (Mono)
    I must do that, too...
[08:26] Otsu
    Ah... This is heaven...
SIGN    [Q: Is your song done yet?]
[08:33] Otsu (Mono)
    No! I can't be doing this!
[08:35] Narrator
    You can't!
[08:36] ---
    But...
[08:39] Fake Haruna
    Long time no see, Dynamite Otsu...
[08:45] Otsu
    Yes, same here, The
    Demoness Haruna...
SIGN    [Wild Pro Wrestling]
[08:52] Fake Haruna
    How many years has it been
    since out last fight?
[08:58] Otsu
    If I close my eyes, I remember
    my memories with you...
SIGN    
SIGN    
SIGN    
    [Note: Japanese pop stars often make
    their success story into a musical.]
[09:08] Narrator
    When Otsu returned to Earth, she was...
[09:10] Narrator
    ...unable to make the time to write a new
    song because of her busy schedule.
[09:16] Fake Haruna
    Friendship! Dynamite!
[09:19] Otsu
    Friendship! The Demoness Haruna!
[09:23] Fake Haruna
    It's friendship! The two letters
    that spell friendship...
SIGN    [Note: Friendship in Japanese is "友情." (yuujou)]
[09:32] Fake Haruna
    Duwa!!
SIGN    [Q: Can you complete your song?]
SIGN    
    
    
    
    
    
[09:45] Parttimer A
    Please come in.
[09:47] Parttimer B
    Please come in.
[09:50] Otsu
    Today, I'm opening Tsu Terakado Productions'
    new Japanese restaurant.
[09:56] Otsu
    Everyone, please come in.
[09:59] Narrator
    Her new song was to be
    released the next day…
[09:59] ---
    Please come and eat here!
[10:01] Otsu
    Right now, we have foie
    gras at 30,000 yen!
[10:01] Narrator
    But Otsu's busy days continued.
SIGN    [Q: It doesn't look like people are impressed with the restaurant…]
[10:05] Passerby
    Well, of course. I don't
    feel like eating there.
SIGN    [Simple Dishes Fukinoto Corn Poop]
[10:09] Passerby
    Not at a place with a name like that…
SIGN    [Q: What do you think?]
[10:12] Musashi-Like Person
    I think it's important to know
    whether it's edible or not.
[10:15] Otsu
    Everyone, please come in.
[10:16] Narrator
    Putting aside this campaign for a restaurant
    that closed after a month,
[10:19] ---
    Please come and eat here!
[10:20] Narrator
    the deadline for the release
    of her new song is…
[10:21] Otsu
    Please come in.
[10:22] Narrator
    Getting closer and closer.
[10:28] ---
    Yeah! I'm gonna win!
[10:31] Children
    Wait!!
[10:35] Otsu
    I can't make it… I really am no good.
[10:41] Otsu
    I can't do anything by myself.
    I'm a manufactured pop idol.
[10:46] Otsu
    I couldn't even write a song by myself.
[10:52] Otsu
    In the end, all my struggles were in vain.
[10:57] Otsu
    Yes. Tomorrow, I'm going to apologize
    in front of everyone.
[11:02] Mother
    I thought that was the case.
[11:06] Otsu
    M-Mom!
[11:08] Mother
    It's not just me.
[11:19] Otsu
    E-Everyone… Why?
[11:23] Mother
    I know you.
[11:25] Mother
    You got stubborn and tried to handle
    everything by yourself, didn't you?
[11:28] Otsu
    Mom…
[11:29] Toba
    Your mom asked me to bring
    over everyone you knew.
[11:35] Otsu
    Toba-san!
[11:36] Haruna
    I'll bet no one expected
    me to show up again.
[11:41] Otsu
    The Demoness Haruna!
[11:43] Kondo
    I caused you a lot of trouble when
    you were Chief for the day.
[11:48] Kondo
    I'm going to repay you, tax thief.
[11:50] Otsu
    Kondo-san!!
[11:52] Hijikata
    I was forced to come, but I want to
    see an Elephas namadicas's poop.
SIGN    [Note: Elephas namadicus is a small prehistoric elephant.]
[11:56] Otsu
    Hijikata-san!
[11:57] Gintoki
    Now I’ve done it…
[12:00] Gintoki
    I've done it again…
[12:02] Otsu
    Makoto-chan!
[12:05] Otsu
    And Corpse-chan!!
[12:07] Member A
    Huh? Come to think of it,
    where's the Captain?
[12:09] Member B
    You're right. He's not here.
[12:12] Mother
    It's not a bad thing to be stubborn
    and stick it out on your own.
[12:16] Mother
    But you're not alone.
[12:19] Mother
    Otsu, everyone's gathered
    here for your sake.
[12:24] ---
    In order to help you…
[12:27] Mother
    Yes. Tsu Terakado is supported
    by all these people.
[12:34] Mother
    Have confidence. Everyone supports you.
[12:38] Toba
    There's still time until the release!
[12:40] Haruna
    We'll help you!!
[12:42] Kondo
    It's not like you to give up, Otsu-chan!!
[12:44] Gintoki
    Since you've come this
    far, you've got to do it.
[12:50] Otsu
    Everyone… Thank you. I'll give it a try…
[12:56] Otsu
    I'll do it!!
[12:57] ---
    I will!
[12:59] Otsu
    I'll write an excellent song!!
[13:02] Mother
    Well said, Otsu. Let's go and
    compose that song.
[13:07] Toba
    We've managed to secure
    a meeting room.
[13:10] Mother
    Then let's get over there right away!
[13:12] Otsu
    Yeah!
SIGN    [Later, that night]
SIGN    ["Otsu is composing a song. Keep out" - Mother]
[14:07] Otsu
    I did it!!
[14:09] Otsu
    Everyone, sorry to keep
    you waiting for hours.
[14:12] Otsu
    Thanks to you, I'm almost
    finished with my song.
[14:16] Otsu
    Actually, there's still one problem left…
[14:20] Otsu
    The lyrics don’t feel right.
[14:22] ---
    It kind of doesn't have much punch.
[14:25] Shinpachi
    That's not true! These are good lyrics!
[14:28] Omittedshinpachi
    I'm not afraid. That's
    because you're here.
[14:32] Omittedshinpachi
    I've made up my mind. So
    I'm not turning back.
[14:36] Kondo
    To hell with those who act
    as if they're important.
[14:39] Kondo
    It's risky if you get too used
    to really nasty jokes.
[14:43] Hijikata
    Now free yourself from control.
[14:45] Hijikata
    Go anywhere. Fly to an
    unseen new world.
[14:50] Haruna
    Who cares about broadcast regulations?
    You don't need brakes.
[14:54] Gintoki
    Who cares about broadcast regulations?
[14:57] Gintoki
    My heart is always dressed in white.
SIGN    [Note: White traditionally worn at funerals.]
[15:01] All
    Hmm…
[15:04] Gintoki
    Oh! I thought of something great.
[15:06] ---
    This doesn't…
[15:09] Gintoki
    …have any punch to it.
    So if you do this to it…
[15:13] Kagura
    Gin-chan, I also thought
    of something cruel!
[15:16] Shinpachi
    Hey! How could the two of you
    do that to Otsu-chan's lyrics?!
[15:19] Shinpachi
    Make that part cute like this!!
[15:21] Hijikata
    Oh! I also thought of something!
[15:22] Kondo
    Hey, that's not fair, Toshi! In that
    case, I also thought of something!
[15:25] Haruna
    I also have an idea!!
[15:26] Toba
    Do you think it would sell
    better if we did this?
[15:28] Mother
    No, if we do this…
[15:31] Otsu
    Amazing…
[15:33] Otsu
    Everyone's pouring their
    ideas into my song.
[15:37] Otsu
    This is amazing. Yes, this
    is the energy I wanted!
[15:42] Otsu
    This is good…
[15:44] Otsu
    This is definitely good!!
SIGN    [Shibuya Kokaido]
SIGN    [September 18
    (New song announcement concert,
    Tamba black beans.)]
[15:47] Otsu
    Everyone, thank you for coming
    today, corn poop!!
[15:52] Spectators
    Corn poop!!
[15:55] Otsu
    A lot happened, but I finally
    completed my new song…
[16:01] Otsu
    Please listen to it!!
[16:02] ---
    This is my new single!!
[16:04] ---
    "Who Cares About Broadcasting Regulations"!
[16:26] Otsu
    The thing I'm afraid of is…
[16:29] Otsu
    [Bush].
SIGN    [Note: Most of the [bleep] words are not allowed to be broadcasted on TV in Japan.]
[16:32] Otsu
    That's because he's [insane].
[16:37] Otsu
    The [methamphetamine] is working.
[16:42] ---
    So I won't be able to [sleep]
    for three [days].
[16:48] Otsu
    [Day laborers] with bad [backs]…
[16:50] ---
    Those people, [fk you]!!
[16:53] Otsu**
    I'm making jokes out of [madness]. I'm
    beginning to [see] [hallucinations].
[17:01] Otsu
    Come on!!
[17:01] Otsu
    [Trample] on the [eyes of the law].
[17:04] Otsu
    [Go] anywhere. Fly to a [crazy] world…
[17:13] Otsu
    Who cares about broadcasting
    regulations!
[17:18] Otsu
    A thirty-minute discussion
    on [going commando]!!
[17:23] Otsu
    Who cares about broadcasting
    regulations!
[17:28] Otsu
    I don't [care] if I become [limp].
[17:33] Otsu
    [I don't] care about [broadcasting
    regulations].
[17:39] Otsu
    Am I not allowed to say [which planet]?
[17:44] ---
    I don't [care about broadcasting
    regulations].
[17:49] ---
    They're probably not going to air it.
[17:55] ---
    [Censored]
[18:08] Otsu
    If I die, I'm taking you all with
    me, got that necromancer?!
SIGN    [Tsu Terakado's New Single]
SIGN    [Tsu Terakado's New Single] ["Who Cares About Broadcasting Regulations"]
SIGN    [Tsu Terakado's New Single] ["Who Cares About Broadcasting Regulations"] [Sale Discontinued]
SIGN    [Slightly Feverish Continent]
[18:19] Narrator
    On the next Slightly Feverish Continent,
[18:21] Narrator
    we're featuring a charismatic,
    homeless, Musashi-like man.
[18:24] ---
    His unrestrained and eccentric lifestyle
    gains the sympathy of today's youth.
[18:27] ---
    We will be uncovering the secret to his
    marvelous cardboard collecting skills.
SIGN    [Slightly Feverish Continent]
[18:34] Narrator
    On the next, next Slightly Feverish Continent,
    we're featuring Prince Hata of Midland Star.
[18:38] ---
    His philanthropic spirit, which
    he only shows to animals,
[18:41] ---
    gains the sympathy of today's…
SIGN    [Slightly Feverish Continent]
[18:44] Narrator
    On the next Slightly Feverish Continent
    after that, we're featuring Viper.
[18:46] Narrator
    The lifestyle he leads after being downsized
    gains the sympathy of…
[19:04] Opening Credits
    I'm not afraid.
[19:09] Opening Credits
    That's because you're here.
[19:14] Opening Credits
    I've made up my mind.
[19:20] Opening Credits
    So I'm not turning back.
[19:25] Opening Credits
    To hell with those who act
    as if they're important.
[19:31] Opening Credits
    It's risky if you get too used
    to really nasty jokes.
[19:38] Opening Credits
    Now free yourself from control.
[19:41] Opening Credits
    Go anywhere.
[19:44] Opening Credits
    Fly to an unseen new world.
[19:50] Opening Credits
    Who cares about broadcast regulations?
[19:55] Opening Credits
    You don't need brakes.
[20:00] Opening Credits
    Who cares about broadcast regulations?
[20:05] Opening Credits
    My heart is always dressed in white.
[20:11] Opening Credits
    If I die, I'm taking you all with
    me, got that necromancer?!
SIGN    [Third Year, Group Z Ginpachi-sensei]
[20:19] Gintoki
    Third Year, Group Z…
[20:21] All
    Ginpachi-sensei!
[20:29] Kyubei (Mono)
    If this doesn't go in, I'll die.
[20:36] Kyubei (Mono)
    No, if this goes in, I'll be revived.
[20:42] Kyubei (Mono)
    If this goes in, I'll get another
    chance to revive myself.
[20:46] Kyubei (Mono)
    No, that was a joke. This is for real.
[20:50] Kyubei (Mono)
    Actually, this one is the real one.
[20:52] Kyubei (Mono)
    That was just for practice.
[20:54] Kyubei (Mono)
    If this one goes in, all those
    other ones are nullified.
[20:57] Kyubei (Mono)
    No, this is my last chance. If
    I miss this one, I'll go to hell.
[21:04] Kyubei
    How silly…
SIGN    [Third Year, Group Z Ginpachi-sensei]
[22:49] Ending Creditsgintoki
    Third Year, Group Z…
[22:50] All
    Ginpachi-sensei!
[22:53] Gintoki
    Alien 1 and 2 were great,
    but 3 was horrible.
[22:58] Gintoki
    Also, Terminator 2 was also good. I cried
    when Schwa-chan was sinking.
SIGN    [Note: Schwa-chan is Japanese nickname for Arnold Schwarzenegger.]
[23:04] ---
    I don't remember 3, though.
[23:06] Gintoki
    Anyway, we've reached the middle of
    the third year of the GinTama anime.
[23:11] Kagura
    Sensei, don't start us off
    by making us look bad.
[23:14] Gintoki
    Anyway, this world is structured in
    a way that the 3rd one always fails.
[23:19] Gintoki
    “You can only get carried away until 2.”
[23:21] Gintoki
    This is going to appear
    on the test. Take notes.
[23:23] Kondo
    Sensei, Home Alone 2 was horrible!
    How do you explain that?!
[23:29] Gintoki
    Macaulay Culkin-kun got carried
    away in 2 as if it were 3.
[23:34] Gintoki
    He acted like “I'm Macaulay. So what?”
[23:36] Gintoki
    “What do you think? My face
    is sickening, isn't it?”
[23:38] ---
    When child actors get carried away, sometimes
    number 2 gets turned into a 3.
[23:42] ---
    This will be on the test. Don't be tricked.
[23:44] Hijikata
    Wait!! Then what about Dragon Quest 3?
[23:47] Hijikata
    I thought 3 was a masterpiece.
[23:50] Gintoki
    In 3, Ortega was like, “I fell
    into a volcano. So what?”
[23:54] Gintoki
    “What do you think? I showed up, didn't
    I?” It's been upgraded to 4. It's not 3.
[23:59] Hijikata
    Sensei, Ortega isn't a child
    actor. He's an old man.
[24:03] Gintoki
    From Zoman’s point of view, Baramos
    and Ortega are child actors.
SIGN    [Note: Ortega, Zoman, Baranis are all characters from Dragon Quest.]
[24:06] Gintoki
    Hijikata, why don't you advance a year
    and become a fourth year student?
[24:09] Hijikata
    Okay!!
[24:11] Shinpachi
    I'm going home to watch
    Karate Kid, Part III.
SIGN    [The End]
SIGN    
[24:15] Shinpachi
    This is terrible! In this episode, we'll be
    entering the final chapter of GinTama!
[24:19] Gintoki
    What?!
[24:20] Kagura
    GinTama is ending?!
[24:22] Gintoki
    But didn't we just say we were
    in the middle of the third year?
[24:25] Shinpachi
    Anyway, it means you should keep
    watching from now until the end!!
SIGN    [GinTama, the Anime]
SIGN    [Entering… Its final chapter!]