E7 - Responsible Owners Should Clean Up After Their Pets

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[00:01] Shinpachi
    The land of the samurai.
[00:02] Shinpachi
    There was a time, long ago, when our country was called by that name.
[00:06] Shinpachi
    With the arrival of the "Amanto" from outer space...
[00:08] Gintoki
    Can't we skip this intro already?
[00:11] Kagura
    I'm getting really sick of it.
[00:12] Shinpachi
    Huh? But there might be people watching this for the first time.
[00:15] Gintoki
    Don't bother.
[00:16] Gintoki
    It's a world they wouldn't understand even if we explained it, anyway.
[00:19] Gintoki
    They can follow along at their own pace.
[00:21] Kagura
    Don't learn it, taste it.
[00:23] Shinpachi
    What good is tasting it gonna do?!
SIGN    [The Client: Taizo Hasegawa, Chief of Foreign Bureau Department. ]
SIGN    [He's an important Ju-chin in the government. When we say Chin, we don't mean that kind of Chin.]
[02:12] Hasegawa
    I am very sorry.
[02:14] Hasegawa
    We looked everywhere, but we were unable to find him.
[02:18] Hasegawa
    It appears he is no longer within these grounds.
[02:22] Butler
    Don't be ridiculous!
[02:26] Official A
    Chief!
[02:28] Butler
    "Not here" isn't good enough!
[02:31] Hasegawa
    B-But...
[02:32] Butler
    I don't need your back talk.
[02:33] Butler
    You Edo officials just have to do our bidding!
[02:38] Butler
    Use whatever means necessary to find him!
[02:45] Butler
    You heard me-now get moving!
[02:47] Hasegawa
    Yes, sir. Sorry, sir.
[02:50] Official A
    Chief!
[02:52] Official A
    We must prevent word of this from leaking to the upper echelons.
[02:56] Hasegawa
    I know. I have a plan.
[03:00] Otose
    Hey there! You useless naturally wavy haired lout!
[03:03] Otose
    Today I'm making you pay every penny of the back rent you've piled up!
[03:08] Gintoki
    Yeah, I heard you, I heard you.
[03:11] Gintoki
    Guess I don't have a choice.
[03:14] Gintoki
    Here.
[03:18] Gintoki
    Adios.
[03:24] Otose
    Hey, what's with the 230 yen?
[03:27] Otose
    You're not buying JUMP, you know! Worthless punk!
[03:29] Gintoki
    I don't have it!
[03:31] Gintoki
    That's all I've got!
[03:32] Gintoki
    Try to understand at least that much, you clueless old bat!
[03:34] Otose
    If you don't have money, go swindle an old lady or two.
[03:38] Otose
    Ain'tcha got any balls, curly?
[03:40] Gintoki
    Always going on and on about petty things like money, money, money!
[03:43] Gintoki
    If you wanna be seduced, just say so, you starved slut!
[03:47] Otose
    What?! If you want me, you should've said so from the start!
[03:52] Gintoki
    If you're tryin' to make me puke, I'd be happy to oblige you!
[03:54] Gintoki
    You want a flood of complaints from the very start of this episode, too?
[03:55] Official B
    Chief, that's the place.
[03:57] Otose
    Hmph! Look, I'll wait just one more day!
[03:59] Otose
    If you still can't pay, you're outta here. I'm serious!
[04:03] Hasegawa
    Let's go.
SIGN    ["Responsible Owners Should Clean Up After Their Pets"]
[04:10] Shinpachi
    What're you going to do?
[04:11] Shinpachi
    She even took the 230 yen that you were going to spend on JUMP.
[04:14] Shinpachi
    You'll be able to pay me this month's wages, won't you?
[04:17] Shinpachi
    I'm counting on you. My household budget is already smelling bad as it is.
[04:20] Kagura
    So is the breath of all those old guys packed onto the trains.
[04:23] Gintoki
    Shinpachi?
[04:25] Shinpachi
    Yes?
[04:26] Gintoki
    You don't have a girlfriend, right?
[04:27] Shinpachi
    What's with this, all of a sudden?
[04:29] Gintoki
    Interested in going out with an older woman?
[04:32] Gintoki
    Her name's Otose.
[04:37] Shinpachi
    Who the hell would go out with her!
[04:38] Shinpachi
    And what do you take a person's youth for?!
[04:41] Gintoki
    Don't get your panties bunched up.
[04:43] Gintoki
    Money doesn't come to guys who really want it.
[04:47] Kagura
    It comes to people who appear cool, and cause mayhem.
[04:53] Shinpachi
    That would be you two!
[04:54] Shinpachi
    Just you guys alone would make anyone's indecisiveness go away!
[04:57] Gintoki
    Huh? Tube's on the fritz.
[05:00] Gintoki
    Oh, it's coming in.
[05:01] Newscaster
    Ketsuno is on the scene. Ms. Ketsuno?
[05:03] Ketsuno Announcer
    Yes, this is Ketsuno reporting from the scene.
[05:06] Ketsuno Announcer
    It appears that the mysterious giant organism
[05:09] Ketsuno Announcer
    that appeared at Oedo Hot Spa and destroyed facilities in the area,
[05:12] Ketsuno Announcer
    over the course of several hours, has disappeared.
[05:14] Gintoki
    Hey, hey... Another alien got out of the terminal, eh?
[05:18] Kagura
    Quite a few, recently.
[05:20] Shinpachi
    More than the alien, the bigger problem is how are we going to make a living.
[05:27] Gintoki
    That old hag.
[05:29] Gintoki
    If it's about the money, I already told you I don't have any! You rotten hag!
[05:36] Gintoki
    Huh?
[05:40] Official A
    Chief!
[05:42] Official B
    Damn you! What do you think you're doing?!
[05:44] Gintoki
    Sorry about that. My mistake. I'll come back another time.
[05:47] Official A
    Hold it!
[05:52] Official A
    You're the Odd Jobs man, aren't you? Come with us.
[05:57] Gintoki
    Sorry. Mom told me not go with strangers.
[06:01] Hasegawa
    Didn't you learn not to disobey the law?
[06:05] Gintoki
    You're...with the government?
[06:08] Hasegawa
    We're with the Immigration Bureau.
[06:10] Hasegawa
    We came to hire you for a job, Mr. Odd Jobs.
[06:18] Shinpachi
    When you say Taizo Hasegawa of the Immigration Bureau,
[06:21] Shinpachi
    you're talking about that big shot government official who oversees all Amanto immigration?
[06:25] Kagura
    A big shot? Does that mean he has a big schlong?
[06:28] Gintoki
    A beastly one.
[06:29] Shinpachi
    No, it means he's an important government official.
[06:32] Shinpachi
    And Kagura, a girl shouldn't be saying such things.
[06:36] Shinpachi
    At any rate, what does a government bigwig want with us?
[06:40] Gintoki
    What do you want, Mr. Big Schlong?
[06:42] Hasegawa
    Odd Jobs, was it?
[06:44] Hasegawa
    I heard there were people who would do anything if I piled on the money.
[06:48] Hasegawa
    I've come to ask you to do a job.
[06:51] Gintoki
    A job? Are you guys doing yours?
[06:55] Gintoki
    Look around town. The Amanto are doing whatever they please.
[07:00] Hasegawa
    That was harsh. We're doing all we can, you know.
[07:10] Hasegawa
    After all, Edo's developed this far thanks to them, you know.
[07:14] Hasegawa
    And plus, they seem to really like this place.
[07:17] Hasegawa
    So we can't treat them badly now, can we?
[07:20] Hasegawa
    And the Amanto already have their networks rooted in the heart of the government.
[07:24] Hasegawa
    We have to stop dreaming that we can drive them off of the Earth.
[07:30] Hasegawa
    All we can do is to try to coexist with them.
[07:36] Gintoki
    Hmm...coexist, eh?
[07:40] Gintoki
    And you enjoy doing that?
[07:47] Gintoki
    Well, never mind. So, what do you want us to do?
[07:52] Hasegawa
    It's a job we can't move on very openly.
[07:56] Hasegawa
    If it becomes public, the government will lose face.
[07:59] Hasegawa
    The fact is the government is in a diplomatic crisis
[08:02] Hasegawa
    that could have a decisive influence on our country.
[08:06] Hasegawa
    The prince of the Midland Star is staying here...
[08:10] Hasegawa
    And the prince has a problem...
[08:14] Prince Hata
    My pet, Pesu, has disappeared...
[08:18] Prince Hata
    Might I ask you to collect him for me?
[08:24] Hasegawa
    Hey! Hold on!
[08:27] Hasegawa
    You guys do Odd Jobs right?! You'll do anything, right?
[08:30] Hasegawa
    No, I know! I know, but take the job! Please!
[08:34] Gintoki
    Shut up or I'll break your shades, Baldy.
[08:38] Kagura
    I'll yank off your beard, bastard!
[08:40] Hasegawa
    Go ahead, call me baldy.
[08:41] Hasegawa
    You can yank off my beard, too, but just take the job!
[08:44] Hasegawa
    We're in a bind here.
[08:45] Hasegawa
    The government borrowed quite a bit of money from his country.
[08:49] Gintoki
    What do we care? It's your problem.
[08:52] Gintoki
    If the country's gonna collapse just because of a stupid a pet,
[08:53] Gintoki
    then it should go ahead and collapse.
[08:55] Prince Hata
    What do you mean by "just a pet"?
[08:56] Prince Hata
    Pesu is like family.
[08:58] Gintoki
    Then please look for it yourself. Prince Pinhead.
[09:01] Hasegawa
    Hey! He's a pinhead, but he's still a prince. A prince!
[09:05] Kagura
    Forget the one who leaves you, and prepare for a new love.
[09:08] Kagura
    That's what a strong woman of today would do.
[09:11] Hasegawa
    He wasn't jilted, and it wasn't a woman!
[09:13] Hasegawa
    He's a pinhead, but he's a prince! He's a pinhead, but...
[09:15] Shinpachi
    We understand. He's a pinhead, but he's a prince, right?
[09:18] Hasegawa
    That's right. A pinhead, but a prince!
[09:20] Kagura
    I get it. A pinhead, but a prince, eh?
[09:22] Gintoki
    In other words, he's a pinhead prince?
[09:24] Hasegawa
    No, he's a pinhead, but a prince.
[09:27] Butler
    You keep calling him a pinhead.
[09:29] Butler
    That's very disrespectful to the pinhead Prince!
[09:31] Prince Hata
    You just called me a pinhead, as well.
[09:33] Shinpachi
    Can't you handle a problem like that by yourselves?
[09:38] Hasegawa
    Well... We have our reasons...
[09:42] Hasegawa
    It'd be no problem for Mr. Odd Jobs, right?
[09:45] Gintoki
    No. We may be called Odd Jobs,
[09:48] Gintoki
    but we haven't lost sight of ourselves to the point where we would wag our tails for the government
[09:53] Gintoki
    and do their errands for them.
[09:55] Gintoki
    Let's go, Shinpachi. Kagura.
[09:58] Kagurua
    See ya, Big Schlong.
[10:04] Hasegawa
    Just so you know, we intended to compensate you very generously.
[10:09] Gintoki
    So, what do we have to do?
[10:11] Kagura
    Yes, Boss, we'll do anything you say!
[10:14] Shinpachi
    That was quick! Let's mull this over a bit more!
[10:17] Hasegawa
    What I want you to find is this octopus-like alien named Pesu.
[10:21] Hasegawa
    It's probably wandering around the city.
[10:23] Hasegawa
    Anyway, I want you to capture it alive and bring it back here today.
[10:33] Shinpachi
    Just because Pesu is like an octopus, would it be in the harbor?
[10:38] Gintoki
    It doesn't matter. It can be anything.
[10:40] Gintoki
    All we need is one lead, and we can go from there.
[10:43] Kagura
    It works at speed-dating parties.
[10:49] Kagura
    Hey, octopus jars.
[10:51] Kagura
    What if we set them in that area and wait?
[10:54] Gintoki
    Huh? Are you some teenager who can't confess his affections?
[10:57] Gintoki
    Waiting doesn't get you love or help you find an octopus.
[11:01] Gintoki
    Stop this useless talk. Let's go.
[11:05] Fisherman
    Hmm. I know a lot about sea octopuses, but I don't know anything about land octopuses.
[11:11] Fisherman
    Why not ask a shop that sells land octopuses?
[11:15] Takoyaki Seller
    I've seen many kinds of octopuses,
[11:18] Takoyaki Seller
    but never one that looks like this.
[11:19] Takoyaki Seller
    Hey, Sabu. Ever seen one that looks like this?
[11:24] Sabu
    Yeah.
[11:25] Sabu
    I think I saw a small one like that at the shop on the main street.
[11:29] Vanessa
    So, did you want something?
[11:31] Ginji/Kagura
    It's Pesu!
[11:33] Shinpachi
    Close, but no cigar!
[11:34] Gintoki
    No, don't you think they look kinda similar here around the eyes?
[11:38] Gintoki
    Do you look like your father?
[11:39] Kagura
    Maybe your mother?
[11:40] Shinpachi
    No! She's a human being!
[11:43] Vanessa
    Are you people making fun of me?
[11:46] Gintoki
    Okay, I've got it. From today, you'll be Pesu.
[11:49] Vanessa
    Huh? I'm Vanessa!
[11:51] Kagura
    Okay, from today, you'll be Pesu Vanessa.
[11:55] Vanessa
    Just plain Vanessa if fine!
[11:57] Gintoki
    Anyway, please come with us.
[11:59] Shinpachi
    We're supposed to be looking for an alien octopus!
[12:03] Vanessa
    Alien octopus?
[12:04] Shinpachi?
    Huh? You know one?
[12:06] Vanessa
    Now that you mention it,
[12:08] Vanessa
    a girl who works here said that a stray octopus-alien was caught by the Humane Society.
[12:16] Shinpachi
    That's...
[12:17] Gintoki
    Let's go, Shinpachi. Kagura.
[12:19] Shinpachi
    Right.
[12:19] Kagura
    See ya, Pesu look-a-like.
[12:21] Vanessa
    No, I'm Vanessa!
[12:24] Shinpachi
    Gin, step on it or we won't catch up.
[12:27] Gintoki
    No worries. It's more fun to chase than be chased.
[12:31] Gintoki
    That's why young girls grow up to be adults by falling in love with love.
[12:36] Kagura
    There!
[12:37] Gintoki
    Let's go!
[12:44] Gintoki/Shinpachi/Kagura
    Hey, w-wait!
[12:52] Gintoki
    Ow, ow, ow...
[13:00] Gintoki
    It's a squid.
[13:04] Gintoki
    Listen, this is just like going after a delicate young girl with a broken heart.
[13:09] Gintoki
    We mustn't chase after it too far.
[13:11] Kagura
    The heart of a teen that runs away from home is also delicate.
[13:15] Kagura
    Adults don't understand anything.
[13:18] Shinpachi
    Gin?
[13:20] Shinpachi
    After all the searching we did, we've come back to the octopus jars...
[13:24] Gintoki
    Octopuses like being in jars.
[13:26] Kagura
    Normally, you have to die before they put you in a jar.
[13:29] Shinpachi
    You're talking about urns for ashes.
[13:31] Shinpachi
    Gin, I was trying to tell you about this idea right from the start.
[13:35] Gintoki
    It's just a tad different, I'd say.
[13:37] Gintoki
    If searching around doesn't work, we just wait patiently.
[13:39] Shinpachi
    You just got tired of searching!
[13:42] Shinpachi
    After running around all over the place, will this really work?
[13:48] Gintoki
    It'll work out. Well...er...uh... It will work out, right?
[13:54] Shinpachi
    Do you know the meaning of the word "responsibility"?
[13:57] Kagura
    Guys like you always end up getting dumped.
[14:00] Gintoki
    Don't worry.
[14:02] Gintoki
    Give them some sweet talk, and any woman or any octopus will come wagging their tail.
[14:06] Kagura
    Women don't have tails.
[14:07] Gintoki
    Neither do octopuses.
[14:08] Shinpachi
    You were the one who said that!
[14:13] Shinpachi
    I don't believe it! He really fell for it!
[14:16] Gintoki
    Um...and who might you be?
[14:18] Kagura
    Vanessa?
[14:19] Shinpachi
    No, it's not! It's Pesu. Pesu!
[14:22] Gintoki/Kagura
    Pesu?
[14:24] Gintoki/Kagura
    Get him!
[14:27] Gintoki/Shinpachi/Kagura
    Stop, you!
[14:31] Gintoki
    Hey! Stop shaking!
[14:33] Gintoki
    You're not some young girl
[14:35] Gintoki
    scorned by her boyfriend and treated gently by another man, you know!
[14:38] Kagura
    In that case, the second guy has all the advantages!
[14:42] Shinpachi
    In this case, our priority is to chase after Pesu!
[14:46] Shinpachi
    Now what?! We can't get out!
[14:49] Gintoki
    Fine! Let's just roll around like this.
[14:58] Kagura
    Whoa, déjà vu!
[15:00] Shinpachi
    He's fast! Pesu is fast! We'll never catch him like this!
[15:04] Gintoki
    Idiots! Once your feelings start to run, there's no stopping them.
[15:08] Gintoki
    If we don't catch him you get to date some rich old hag, Shinpachi, you fool!
[15:12] Kagura
    Wives are passionate, stupid!
[15:14] Shinpachi
    Why is this my fault?!
[15:17] Gintoki
    Look out!
[15:24] Shinpachi
    Ouch!
[15:28] Shinpachi
    We squished it!
[15:30] Gintoki
    Ch-Ch-Chill out and help me find a t-t-time machine.
[15:35] Shinpachi
    You chill out! And that again?!
[15:52] Gintoki
    Sorry to keep you waiting. Here's what you asked for.
[15:56] Prince Hata
    Oh...Pesu!
[15:59] Hasegawa
    That thing is dead!
[16:01] Hasegawa
    It's not even damage-free, the face has changed color!
[16:04] Gintoki
    It's all right. It's just at that age when it wants to wear makeup.
[16:08] Gintoki
    Happens a lot during adolescence.
[16:09] Kagura
    All we did was flatten it with a jar and it turned out like this.
[16:12] Kagura
    What a weakling!
[16:14] Hasegawa
    Flattened it?! You did this?!
[16:17] Gintoki
    It's not dead yet! Just, barely alive.
[16:20] Hasegawa
    "Just barely alive" is the problem!
[16:23] Butler
    Leaving aside the fact that it isn't unharmed...
[16:25] Butler
    We should be thankful the damage was not any worse than this.
[16:30] Shinpachi
    Damage? What do you mean?
[16:33] Butler
    The seas on the planet where that thing came from are very warm.
[16:36] Butler
    Pouring hot water on it will return Pesu to its original size.
[16:40] Shinpachi
    Hot water?
[16:42] Butler
    What're you doing?!
[16:45] Kagura
    Boiled octopus, uh-huh!
[16:47] Hasegawa
    Wh-wh-what are you thinking?!
[16:50] Kagura
    Enjoying it in a delicious manner is the ultimate memorial service!
[16:53] Kagura
    Oh, it's boiled just right.
[16:56] Hasegawa
    Y-You idiot.
[16:59] Shinpachi
    P-Pesu?!
[17:01] Shinpachi
    No waaaay!
[17:04] Hasegawa
    Didn't you hear what he just said?!
[17:06] Prince Hata
    Pesu! Pesu's come back to life!
[17:09] Kagura
    Yahoo!
[17:10] Kagura
    I can eat my fill!
[17:12] Gintoki
    See, look! It's alive!
[17:15] Hasegawa
    As if you had anything to be proud of!
[17:21] Kagura
    Whoa. It's pretty strong.
[17:23] Shinpachi
    You never told us it would grow like that!
[17:26] Hasegawa
    I didn't tell you, because you didn't ask!
[17:28] Kagura
    Give me a second. I'll shut that punk up!
[17:32] Hasegawa
    Hold on.
[17:33] Hasegawa
    Don't do anything on your own.
[17:35] Hasegawa
    Don't injure it more than you already have.
[17:39] Shinpachi
    Oh, I remember now!
[17:41] Shinpachi
    Is this that weird creature we saw going on a rampage on TV?!
[17:44] Shinpachi
    How're we supposed to capture something like this?!
[17:46] Shinpachi
    For that matter, how were you keeping it?!
[17:48] Prince Hata
    Pesu is an unknown organism discovered on a remote planet.
[17:54] Prince Hata
    He became attached to me, so I led him back to my ship!
[18:00] Shinpachi
    He's not attached to you at all!
[18:04] Kagura
    It must be low on calcium.
[18:08] Shinpachi
    Oh no! It's headed for the city again!
[18:16] Shinpachi
    Gin!
[18:17] Gintoki
    Oh brother.
[18:20] Gintoki
    Kagura, go buy some soy sauce.
[18:22] Gintoki
    We're having octopus sashimi for dinner tonight.
[18:24] Kagura
    Gotcha. Soy sauce, it is! We're feasting tonight!
[18:28] Gintoki
    No, maybe takoyaki sounds better.
[18:31] Gintoki
    It's lunchtime!
[18:34] Hasegawa
    Forget it!
[18:36] Gintoki
    Ow, ow, ow!
[18:39] Gintoki
    What was that for?! Is that my brain leaking out?
[18:42] Hasegawa
    You mustn't hurt it! The prince told us to capture it unharmed!
[18:46] Gintoki
    Unharmed?! Is that even possible?
[18:49] Hasegawa
    That's why I hired you! Now make it happen!
[18:52] Gintoki
    No way, no way. I'm telling you, no way!
[18:55] Shinpachi
    Gin!
[18:57] Gintoki
    Shinpachi!
[19:00] Hasegawa
    I told you not to hurt it!
[19:03] Shinpachi
    Help! It's going to eat me!
[19:04] Gintoko
    Why you!
[19:05] Hasegawa
    I knew perfectly well that capturing it unharmed was impossible.
[19:09] Hasegawa
    That pinhead prince won't get the message until the body count goes up a bit.
[19:13] Shinpachi
    Hey! Are you listening to me?!
[19:16] Gintoki
    So you're using my sidekick as pet food to get permission to kill that thing?
[19:20] Gintoki
    You guys are rotten to the core.
[19:23] Hasegawa
    I told you.
[19:25] Hasegawa
    We have no choice but to coexist with them.
[19:28] Hasegawa
    Corrupt or not, I'm going to protect the country my way.
[19:32] Hasegawa
    That's my bushido.
[19:36] Gintoki
    I see.
[19:37] Gintoki
    Then, I'm gonna follow my bushido, too!
[19:44] Hasegawa
    Wait!
[19:46] Hasegawa
    It's one human being versus a whole nation.
[19:49] Hasegawa
    Think about which is more important!
[19:51] Gintoki
    I don't give a damn about that!
[19:54] Gintoki
    Shinpachi!
[19:56] Gintoki
    Hold on!
[19:58] Shinpachi
    Hold on, he says.
[20:00] Shinpachi
    Damn it!
[20:02] Gintoki
    It doesn't matter whether the government collapses or the nation collapses!
[20:06] Gintoki
    Until my body collapses, I will live my life standing tall!
[20:15] Kagura
    Gin, your soy sauce!
[20:24] Hasegawa (M)
    Oh brother. That bastard's ruining everything!
[20:29] Prince Hata
    Ohhh, Pesu! My precious Pesu!
[20:33] Prince Hata
    It's like a fountain.
[20:44] Butler
    Hasegawa! What's the meaning of this?!
[20:46] Prince Hata
    I told you to capture him unharmed!
[20:49] Prince Hata
    How will you take responsibility for this? It's an international incident!
[20:52] Butler
    Hey! Are you listening, damn it?!
[20:55] Hasegawa (M)
    Live standing tall?
[20:58] Hasegawa (M)
    It's almost like the goals a kid sets in grade school.
[21:01] Hasegawa (M)
    Come to think of it, Mom always used to tell me.
[21:05] Hasegawa (M)
    You're slouching. Stand up straight.
[21:11] Gintoki
    And you enjoy doing that?
[21:16] Hasegawa (M)
    Mom...am...I...standing up straight right now?
[21:20] Prince Hata
    ...gawa...Hasegawa!
[21:23] Prince Hata
    I'm going to tell my father about this, Hasegawa!
[21:27] Hasegawa
    Shut up.
[21:29] Hasegawa
    Shut up!
[21:31] Hasegawa
    I said shut up you freakin' space flounder!
[21:44] Gintoki
    Was it all right to do that?
[21:48] Hasegawa
    Good question, moron. This here is the land of the samurai.
[21:53] Hasegawa
    I can't just let them do anything they please.
[21:57] Shinpachi
    But you won't be able to police the Amanto anymore.
[22:01] Shinpachi
    You'll be canned for sure.
[22:02] Gintoki
    Boy you're dumb.
[22:04] Gintoki
    People who act on sheer impulse always ruin their lives.
SIGN    [Preview]
[23:46] Shinpachi
    Gin, will you stop lying around and get up already?
[23:49] Shinpachi
    Are you even motivated to do this show?
[23:51] Shinpachi
    It's only been two months since the series started!
[23:53] Shinpachi
    With the star of the show like this, we'll be cancelled before the end of the season!
[23:56] Shinpachi
    The next episode: "There Is Butt A Fine Line Between Persistence And Stubbornness"
SIGN    [Only two months into the show and the series' future is already in danger.]
SIGN    [You think we should change the title character and start a show called "Shinsengumi Twenty-Four" next week?]
[24:14] Shinpachi
    Hey, Gin?
[24:17] Shinpachi
    Why is the title of this manga "Gin Tama"?
[24:21] Shinpachi
    Because of the raunchy title, "Gin Tama,"
[24:24] Shinpachi
    people have been complaining saying "we aren't allowed to buy the book."
[24:29] Gintoki
    From what I hear, it's part of the author's plot to make high-school girls throughout the country say things like,
[24:33] Gintoki
    "Hey, say, did you see this week's Gin Tama?"
[24:38] ---
    He wanted to get it into the regular street talk.
[24:41] Gintoki
    Seems he failed miserably, though.
[24:44] Shinpachi
    Well, that only seems right.
[24:47] Shinpachi
    By the way, Kagura, what is that you've been eating?
[24:50] Kagura
    Takoyaki!
SIGN    [Pesu]
[24:52] Shinpachi
    Yuck!