E36 - People with Dark Pasts Can't Shut Up

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[00:01] Oryo
    I kind of don't like the fact that the day is over just as the sun is rising.
[00:06] Oryo
    That's the life of a hostess, but it's not healthy.
[00:10] Otae
    Really? I think it's pretty good.
[00:13] Otae
    While's the sun's down we become the suns that light up the night.
[00:17] Otae
    Besides, a Bäagen-Dash after work tastes so good.
[00:21] Oryo
    Otae, you're lucky you're so relaxed. I can't take it anymore.
[00:26] Oryo
    Today some ronin named Sakamoto was touching my butt.
[00:29] Otae
    Honestly. Get used to it, Oroyo-chan.
[00:32] Otae
    I told you to break their fingers when they do that.
[00:35] Oryo
    Is that what you do?!
[00:37] ---
    You're no sun! You're a black hole!!
[00:39] Oryo
    If only Hanako, the new girl, was as tough as you.
[00:43] Otae
    She took off from work today, too, didn't she? I wonder what's wrong.
[00:46] Oryo
    Who knows? It's not all that unusual. It's hard work.
[00:53] ---
    Huh?
[00:54] Oryo
    Isn't that Hanako? I wonder what she's doing there...
[01:01] Otae
    Hey!!
[01:02] Oryo
    What are you doing?
[01:03] Hanako
    D-Don't come any closer!
[01:05] Otae
    Hanako-chan...
[01:06] Oryo
    You...
[01:08] Otae
    I was wondering what you were doing when you took off from work...
[01:12] Otae
    If you want to catch crayfish, you should try a shallower river!!
[01:14] Oryo
    She's not looking for crayfish!
[01:17] Hanako
    I can't take it anymore. I've had enough. Goodbye!!
[01:22] Otae
    Look out!!
[01:30] ---
    That was dangerous.
[01:31] Oryo
    You're more dangerous!!
SIGN    [Your dream will be granted if you believe... What is your dream?]
SIGN    [My dream is for the Gin Tama anime to not end and continue past April.]
SIGN    ["People with Dark Pasts Can't Shut Up"]
SIGN    [Kodokan Dojo]
[03:17] Shinpachi
    Sis sure is late.
[03:19] Shinpachi
    I got paid today, so I made nabe.
[03:22] Gintoki
    She's probably slinging it to a customer after hours. It's ready to eat, by the way.
[03:27] Shinpachi
    Hey, what did you put in there? It looks like a witch's brew.
[03:33] Gintoki
    Anyway, I put in everything from the fridge.
[03:37] Gintoki
    Nabe taste best when you put in all sorts of things. What do you think, Kagura?
[03:42] Kagura
    It tastes like the bottom of your foot.
[03:44] Gintoki
    Hey, that's terrible. My feet are weapons.
[03:47] Shinpachi
    They're your feet. What are you going to do?
[03:51] Gintoki
    I could try taking more showers.
[03:53] Shinpachi
    I'm not talking about your feet. I'm talking about the Nabe! Nabe!!
[03:56] Otae
    I'm home.
[03:57] Shinpachi
    Oh no.
[03:58] ---
    She's back. Sis is back. She's back. She's back. She's back.
[03:59] Gintoki
    Do we have any ingredients left that can save this thing?!
[04:02] ---
    That's it!! I'll put my feet in. The same nasty flavors might cancel each other out.
[04:09] Shinpachi
    Kagura-chan, what are you putting in there?
[04:11] Kagura
    It's Bäagen-Dash ice cream.
[04:13] Kagura
    Sis said she loves Bäagen-Dash, so she's bound to love this.
[04:18] Shinpachi
    Kagura-chan, that's like tossing her favorite things down the drain.
[04:23] Shinpachi
    Let's clean up.
[04:24] Shinpachi
    It's better if we get rid of this!! Destroy all the evidence!
[04:27] Kagura
    Stop that. Don't give up. The match is over if we give up!!
[04:30] Otae
    Shin-chan, do you know where the Bäagen-Dash is? I put it in the fridge.
[04:31] Gintoki
    The match has been cancelled due to excessive nabe.
[04:35] Gintoki
    This is bad. She's already noticed the Bäagen-Dash missing.
[04:38] ---
    Dig it out! Where's the ladle?!
[04:40] Gintoki
    Hot hot hot hot...
[04:40] Shinpachi
    Forget it! It's already melted.
[04:41] Gintoki
    Hot!!
[04:50] Employee
    Welcome.
SIGN    [Oedo Mart]
[04:52] Shinpachi
    One hundred cartons of Bäagen-Dash please.
[04:54] Employee
    Sir, even if you get a hundred cartons of Bäagen-Dash, your wish won't be granted.
[04:59] Gintoki
    Just bring me a hundred cartons, baldy.
[05:03] Otae
    Sorry.
[05:04] Otae
    I was thinking of cheering you up with some Bäagen-Dash...
[05:08] Kagura
    I tried to stop them. They're really hopeless.
[05:12] Otae
    Well, at least we have nabe. Hanako-chan, have some.
[05:18] Otae
    Oh. You don't like nabe?
[05:20] Otae
    You were from Osaka, weren't you? Would you like an okonomiyaki instead?
SIGN    [NOTE: Okonomiyaki is a Japanese dish which consists of a variety of toppings that are placed onto or mixed into a batter which is fried. Toppings vary from region to region. Osaka is known for its okonomiyaki.]
[05:25] Kagura
    Okasa? Are you a migrant worker? Me too. We're alike.
[05:31] Otae
    Hanako-chan...
[05:32] Hanako
    Oh no, sorry.
[05:34] Hanako
    Ever since I came to Edo, I haven't experienced much kindness.
[05:39] Hanako
    I never thought that people like you lived here.
[05:42] Otae
    Hanako-chan...
[05:44] Kagura
    Okasa, what's wrong? Cheer up!
SIGN    [NOTE: Kagura calls her "Okasa" instead of "Osaka". It is a slang term.]
[05:46] Kagura
    Have a drink!! Drinking makes everything better!
[05:50] Otae
    Hanako-chan, do you think you can talk about it?
[05:55] Otae
    I'd like to help. After all, we're coworkers and friends...
[06:01] Hanako
    Otae-chan...
[06:03] Hanako
    Really? Will you really help me?
[06:07] Otae
    Yes. If you'd like.
[06:09] Hanako
    Umm... In that case... This is difficult to say, but...m...
[06:13] Otae
    I won't lend you any money.
[06:17] Hanako
    O-Of course not...
[06:19] Hanako
    Will you listen to my story?
[06:24] Kagura
    Dream catcher?
[06:25] Hanako
    Yes. I fell for something pretty terribly...
[06:29] Hanako
    I came to Edo to fulfill my dream of becoming a dancer,
[06:33] Hanako
    but I was swindled out of all the money I'd saved up.
[06:36] Otae
    Why?
[06:38] Hanako
    I was tricked! They took advantage of my weakness.
SIGN    [Low Flower Cafe]
[06:43] Worker A
    Oh? You want to become a dancer.
[06:45] Worker A
    So that's why you're saving up your earnings at a snack house.
[06:48] Worker A
    That's very admirable. I never knew there were young people with such ideals!
[06:53] Worker B
    But you can't achieve your dream just by hoping for it.
[06:57] Worker B
    If you could, the world would be filled with pilots and baseball players.
[07:03] Worker A
    Hope is the power to pursue your dreams.
[07:05] Worker A
    But you need another power in order to achieve them.
[07:09] ---
    We call it a dream catcher. Have you heard of it?
[07:14] Hanako
    Dream catcher?
[07:15] Worker B
    That's right.
[07:16] Worker B
    Most people would say that you either have the power to catch dreams or you don't.
[07:20] ---
    Some people are born with it and others are born without.
[07:24] Worker A
    The Dream Faith shows us how to overcome our innate handicaps in order to make everyone and ourselves happy.
[07:32] ---
    Do you know the one thing held in common by everyone who has achieved their dreams?
[07:38] Worker B
    Prince Leyasu, Hideyoshi Toyotomi, the soccer player Pide
SIGN    [Note: Pide = Hide Tanaka, Chinjo = Tsuyoshi Shinjo]
[07:41] Worker B
    and the baseball player Chinjo were all born with this.
[07:45] Worker B
    We've succeeded in producing it artificially.
[07:50] Worker A
    And here it is!
[07:56] Otae
    What is that?
[07:58] Hanako
    They said that people who achieved their dreams had a mole sprouting hair somewhere on their body.
[08:03] ---
    I spent big money for this stick-on mole. But nothing happened. I was duped.
[08:10] Otae
    Are you stupid?! Are you going to let that tiny bean dictate your life?!
[08:15] Otae
    Were you planning on dancing with that dirty-looking mole?! A mole with a hair on it?!
[08:18] Kagura
    Okasa!! This is no time to hide your head in the stew!
[08:25] Otae
    What else happened to you?
[08:27] Kagura
    There, there. You did great, Okasa. Next time, let's try for thirty-seconds.
[08:32] Hanako
    I then converted to the Dream Faith.
[08:35] Hanako
    Oh... Also, I couldn't refuse newspaper solicitations, so I ended up subscribing to nine papers...
[08:42] Hanako
    Edo is so overwhelming!! I can't live in this concrete jungle.
[08:48] Otae
    You wouldn't even be able to live in a jungle filled with sloths.
[08:51] Hanako
    Osaka was a warm-hearted town.
[08:53] ---
    Naturally, there were bad-tempered people,
[08:55] ---
    but everyone had a certain kind of warmth that you'd never expect from a stranger.
[08:59] ---
    But everyone in Edo is so cold.
[09:01] ---
    People treat each other like strangers. I don't have the confidence to live here.
[09:06] Otae
    If you're suffering that badly, then shouldn't you go back home?
[09:10] Otae
    You can dance anywhere.
[09:12] Otae
    But wherever you go, I think you should learn to take care of yourself a little better.
[09:18] ---
    But...
[09:19] Otae
    If you still want to pursue your dream in Edo, I'll help you out.
[09:23] Otae
    Edo has its own brand of warmheartedness.
[09:26] ---
    Right... Gin-san?
SIGN    [Dream]
[09:39] Tomu
    Fellow believers! Do you have dreams?!
[09:42] Believers
    We dream like crazy!!
[09:44] Tomu
    Are you running after your dreams?
[09:46] Believers
    We run like crazy!!
[09:49] Tomu
    Well, everyone, what a joy it is to see you all so full of the faith!
[09:53] ---
    If you continue chasing your dreams at this pace, you'll catch those dreams any day now!!
[09:58] Tomu
    Umm, today, Hanako, who dreams of being a dancer, has brought us some new dream chasers.
[10:04] Tomu
    Let me introduce them to you all.
[10:06] Tomu
    Hello, everyone! Do you have dreams?!
[10:09] Gintoki
    We dream like crazy!!
[10:11] Tomu
    Tae Shimura-san, what is your dream?
[10:15] Otae
    To rebuild my father's dojo.
[10:17] Tomu
    Hanako-chan, do you know what your dream is?
[10:21] Hanako
    To get my money back from a phony relig-
[10:23] Kagura
    My dream is to eat a bowl of rice covered with a whole jar of seaweed tsukudani.
SIGN    [NOTE: Tsukudani is seafood or meat that has been boiled in soy sauce]
[10:29] ---
    But if it comes true, I won't have anything to dream about, so forget it!!
[10:33] ---
    Is that so?
[10:35] ---
    You probably want better eyesight. I don't need to ask you.
[10:39] Shinpachi
    Hey. Ask me!!
[10:42] Tomu
    What's your dream?
[10:43] Gintoki
    Dreams? I threw that kiddie crap away a long time ago.
[10:47] Tomu
    Then why did you come here?
[10:49] Gintoki
    Look, I'm not gonna fake it, okay?
[10:52] Shinpachi
    How about silky hair or something?
[10:55] Gintoki
    Sure, I'll go with that.
[10:57] Tomu
    Get out of here!!
[10:59] Tomu
    Those are the lamest dreams I've ever heard of! What are you after?
[11:03] Tomu
    Are you really believers?
[11:05] Gintoki
    Maybe I still need to be convinced. I hear you've got the power to grant dreams.
[11:11] Gintoki
    I wanted to see it with my eyes.
[11:14] Shinpachi
    Gin-san!! Aren't you forgetting why we're here?
[11:18] Gintoki
    Wait. Before we get her money back, shouldn't we reveal what he truly is?
[11:23] Believer B
    Who are you?
[11:25] Believer A
    We won't let you make fun of Tomu-sama!!
[11:28] Believers
    Get out! Get out!
[11:32] Tomu
    How amusing... You want to see my power?
[11:35] Tomu
    This is a utopia where dreams come true.
[11:39] Tomu
    If you train here, I'll teach you... How to gain the power to grant dreams like I can.
[11:47] Tomu
    Dream Catcher!!
[11:58] Gintoki
    What are you doing?
[11:59] Tomu
    You said your dream is to have silky hair, right? Take a look at your head.
[12:07] Shinpachi
    I-Impossible. Gin-san's naturally wavy hair has...
[12:10] Otae
    Become silky!!
[12:19] Cm Bumpershinpachi
    Your hairstyle has even changed, too!
[12:22] Gintoki
    Really? You're joking, right? Hey.
[12:24] Gintoki
    Wow!
[12:26] ---
    It's all silky!!
[12:27] ---
    It doesn't stick together or fly away!
[12:30] Gintoki
    Yahoo!! Now it won't get tangled on rainy days!!
[12:34] Shinpachi
    Before you start celebrating, grieve over that hair style!!
[12:38] Tomu
    Now do you see? This is the Dream Catcher!!
[12:41] Tomu
    Those who believe in the Dream Faith can gain this power.
[12:44] Tomu
    The power to grant everyone's dreams.
[12:46] Otae
    What's the meaning of this?
[12:48] Shinpachi
    There must be some sort of trick to it.
[12:51] ---
    Right, Gin-san?
[12:53] Gintoki
    I am yours to command, Ham-sama.
[12:57] Tomu
    It's not Ham, it's Tomu.
[12:59] Shinpachi
    Hey!
[13:00] Kagura
    I don't like this kind of Gin-san. Get a grip, Gin-chan.
[13:04] Kagura
    You...
[13:05] Kagura
    Give us back the old Gin-chan.
[13:06] Gintoki
    What are you talking about? This is my true self.
[13:09] Gintoki
    An evil priest put a curse on me that made my hair ugly and naturally wavy.
[13:13] Kagura
    Don't say that! Have confidence in yourself.
[13:17] Kagura
    What are you without your naturally wavy hair?!
[13:20] Tomu
    Young lady, your dream was to have a bowl of rice with a mountain of seaweed tsukudani on it, wasn't it?
[13:26] Tomu
    Okay, okay.
[13:28] Tomu
    Dream Catcher!!
[13:35] Shinpachi
    Whoa!! It really appeared!!
[13:38] Kagura
    I am yours to command, Ham Man.
[13:42] Tomu
    What do you mean "ham man"? I told you, I'm Tomu.
[13:44] Shinpachi
    He got her too! And so easily!!
[13:48] Tomu
    Everyone, let's celebrate. We have new members!!
[13:55] Tomu
    Let's achieve our dreams and be happy!!
[13:58] Believers
    Praise the Dream Faith!!
[14:01] Believers
    Praise the Dream Faith!!
[14:03] Believers
    Praise the Dream Faith!!
[14:08] Gintoki
    Dureammmm...
[14:10] Gintoki
    Catcha!!
[14:12] Senpai
    Not like that!!
[14:14] Senpai
    You focus too much on the pronunciation. You're not putting any feeling into it.
[14:18] Kagura
    Feeling? All right. I think I can do it now.
[14:23] Kagura
    Die, ugly!!
[14:27] Senpai
    Hey, those feelings are of murderous intent! What are you doing?
[14:30] Shinpachi
    They've forgotten why we're here and have completely fallen into their trap.
[14:31] Kagura
    These are my feelings towards you. Please accept them.
[14:33] Otae
    Leave those idiots.
[14:34] Senpai
    Keep them to yourself!
[14:35] Shinpachi
    Anyway, I'm beginning to understand why he has so many followers.
[14:39] Shinpachi
    They were shown that... I wonder how he did it.
[14:43] Otae
    Shin-chan, we didn't come here to prove that he's a fraud or anything.
[14:47] Otae
    If you forget what we came here to do,
[14:50] Otae
    you'll end up like those idiots.
[14:52] Shinpachi
    You're right.
[14:53] Shinpachi
    We've got to get Hanako-san's money back from that phony religious leader and put Hanako-san at ease.
[14:58] Otae
    No.
[14:59] Otae
    We're here so we can extort money from that phony religious leader and rebuild our father's dojo.
[15:04] Shinpachi
    What? I I don't remember agreeing to that objective!!
[15:07] Shinpachi
    When did that become the plan?!
[15:08] Shinpachi
    Are you planning on taking money that was tricked out of the hands
[15:10] Shinpachi
    of good people for your own selfish purposes?
[15:12] Otae
    There's nothing wrong with receiving a little reward money.
[15:16] Otae
    We're going to save the rest of the money.
[15:17] Shinpachi
    You're taking all of it!!
[15:19] Shinpachi
    You planned on doing that from the start.
[15:22] Otae
    Don't make me sound like a crook. I plan on getting back Hanako-chan's money.
[15:27] ---
    Oh, come to think of it, where's Hanako-chan?
[15:29] Hanako
    Dream Catcher!
[15:35] Otae
    Honestly...
[15:37] Otae
    How any times do you have to be duped for you to learn?
[15:39] ---
    Come on, take us to Jam's room.
[15:42] Shinpachi
    Sis, it's Tomu.
[15:43] Hanako
    No, it's Tim... Huh? I'm not sure anymore...
[15:48] Hanako
    What do you plan to do, Otae-chan?
[15:51] Otae
    We shouldn't stay here long. Let's go after the safe in Timroth's room.
[15:55] Shinpachi
    Who's Timroth? That doesn't even resemble his name anymore!
[15:59] Hanako
    Cracking his safe? That's like stealing. I won't do it!
[16:02] Otae
    Hanako-chan, where did you get those clothes?
[16:06] Hanako
    Oh well. I'll do it for my dream!
[16:09] Otae
    Hanako-chan, try not to stand out too much.
[16:15] Otae
    Hanako-chan, go back to Osaka already.
[16:18] Tomu
    Honestly, what fools they all are.
[16:21] Tomu
    They can't even figure out such a simple trick...
[16:23] ---
    Are they blind?
[16:25] Tomu
    Dreams make people blind.
[16:27] Tomu
    Thanks to that, I make quite a killing. I can't quit being a religious leader now.
[16:38] Tomu
    This is all thanks to your power.
[16:40] Tomu
    Why don't you come down from time to time and have a drink with me?
[16:43] Tomu
    Hey, you're up there, aren't you?
[16:48] Otae
    Owowow...
[16:50] Shinpachi
    Hey. Hanako-chan, you were struggling too much.
[16:53] Tomu
    What are you doing?
[16:57] Gintoki
    Owowowow.
[16:59] Gintoki
    Oh no. I'm going to go bald!! Bald!
[17:02] Gintoki
    Ah, that hurt. Figures he'd use real glue on it. But how did he do that so fast?
[17:09] Kagura
    Gin-chan.
[17:10] Kagura
    You really look better like that.
[17:13] Gintoki
    Hey, this is the men's bathroom.
[17:15] Kagura
    So it really was a trick. I thought you had completely fallen for it.
[17:20] Gintoki
    You thought I would believe that?
[17:23] Gintoki
    I was going to destroy this place, so I was checking it out.
[17:27] Kagura
    M-Me, too. I acted like I was tricked, so I could check it out.
[17:32] Kagura
    Tsukudani would never convince me.
[17:33] Gintoki
    Yeah, yeah, I know.
[17:35] Kagura
    It's true. As proof, I dug up some information on Tomu.
[17:38] Gintoki
    Oh?
[17:39] Kagura
    Tomu's done the same demonstration as he did with us in front of his followers many times.
[17:44] Kagura
    But it's only been pathetic dreams like curing baldness or getting a knock-off Louis Vuitton handbag.
[17:50] Kagura
    He's been granting dreams that are easily attainable.
[17:54] Gintoki
    He can prepare for anything by asking his believers what their dreams are ahead of time...
[17:58] ---
    But the problem is how he was able to make my wig and your food appear out of nowhere.
[18:03] Gintoki
    Someone so fast they can't be seen... It can't be.
[18:07] Kagura
    A ninja.
[18:07] Kagura
    I saw it on TV.
[18:09] Gintoki
    That's so cliché...
[18:13] Ninja
    Owowowow. Ow. This is bad. Blood came out again.
[18:18] Ninja
    I clenched too hard. Owowow...
[18:21] Shinpachi
    Gin-san, Kagura-chan!!
[18:25] Kagura
    Shinpachi, what's wrong?
[18:27] Gintoki
    You need to take a dump? Is it gonna be a photo-finish?
[18:30] Shinpachi
    Bad news. It's my sister and Hanako-chan!!
[18:37] Tomu
    Everyone, I have an unfortunate announcement. We had a traitors in our midst.
[18:43] Tomu
    They snuck into my room and tried to steal your offerings.
[18:49] Tomu
    Do you think this is forgivable?!
[18:51] Believers
    Never!! Die!
[18:54] Hanako
    Everyone, open your eyes. You're all being tricked by this man...
[18:58] Otae
    You bastard! You threw a rock at me. I'll remember your face!! I'll kill you afterwards!!
[19:04] Tomu
    I will leave the punishment of these traitors to you!
[19:11] ---
    Dream Catcher holds the power to grant wishes!!
[19:14] ---
    Everyone, wish intently for the sort of punishment you want them to receive.
[19:18] ---
    Ow! Hey, that hurts!!
[19:19] Tomu
    And, these criminals will get the punishment they deserve without us lifting our own hands against them!
[19:25] ---
    Ow! My eye!!
[19:27] Believer D
    Punishment?! Just kill them.
[19:30] Believers
    That's right. Kill them!!
[19:31] Believers
    Kill, kill, kill, kill...
[19:33] Tomu
    It's decided. You will be punished with death.
[19:36] Otae
    Just try it, faker... If you think you can...
[19:39] Otae
    You just talk about dreams and wishes, but you don't do anything.
[19:42] Otae
    You're all such naïve people.
[19:44] Hanako
    Otae-chan...
[19:46] Otae
    You think you have any power over us?
[19:51] Tomu
    You have no proof. Where do you get such confidence at a time like this?
[19:55] Otae
    We believe in something far more powerful than you!
[19:59] Tomu
    What could be more powerful than dreams?
[20:03] Otae
    That would be...
[20:05] Otae
    our friends.
[20:06] Believer I
    What's that?!
[20:07] Believer J
    There's someone on the roof!
[20:09] Tomu
    Wh-What? Where?!
[20:11] Kagura
    Gin-chan!! Over there!!
[20:18] Gintoki
    Dream Catcher!
[20:21] Gintoki
    Unveiled!
[20:27] Hanako
    Oh! A ninja!
[20:29] Believer E
    What's this? Someone fell from the beams!!
[20:32] Tomu
    Hey! Hattori-san! Get back up there! What am I paying you for?
[20:37] Ninja
    I-I can't... S-Something jabbed me in the butt.
[20:41] Tomu
    Stop fooling around.
[20:43] Tomu
    I picked you up off the streets after the Oniwabanshu downsized you.
SIGN    [NOTE: The Oniwabanshu was a group of ninjas formed by Yoshimune Tokugawa.]
[20:47] Tomu
    Without you, I'm just a man.
[20:50] Ninja
    Sorry. I'm quitting.
[20:52] Ninja
    The toilets here aren't bidet toilets. My butt can't take it anymore.
[20:56] ---
    Later!!
[20:57] Tomu
    Hey!
[20:58] Believers
    I-It's a ninja.
[21:01] Believers
    Why does Tomu-sama have a ninja?
[21:03] Shinpachi
    You still don't get it?
[21:06] Shinpachi
    This is the truth behind the Dream Catcher.
[21:08] Shinpachi
    Think back. Did he ever make a dream come true that wasn't simple and concrete things?
[21:14] Shinpachi
    He pre-interviewed all his converts and chose only dreams that were easy to grant.
[21:20] Shinpachi
    He kept a ninja hidden in the beams and acted as if he was performing miracles at swift speeds.
[21:26] Shinpachi
    You were tricked.
[21:28] Believer E
    Impossible. We would never fall for such a silly trick.
[21:32] Believer F
    That's right. I was bald, but now I have a head of hair.
[21:35] Believer F
    Hey, this is a toupee!
[21:37] Believer E
    It's true. Why didn't you notice it before?
[21:39] Believer F
    Well, I didn't touch it 'cause I didn't want my new hair to fall out!
[21:44] Believer G
    Hey, Tomu! You bastard!! How dare you trick us!!
[21:47] Believer H
    Give us back our money!!
[21:51] Hanako
    Where are you going, Guru?
[21:54] Otae
    Why don't you use your Dream Catcher for something like this.
[21:57] Hanako
    Pray to your hairy mole for help!!
[22:06] Hanako
    Like us, he was a pathetic man who was couldn't see anything because he was absorbed in his dream.
[22:13] Otae
    Yes. But the only thing different was you had people to help you.
[22:18] Otae
    It's all about whether you have friends or not, isn't it?
[22:20] Otae
    If I get like that, help me out, okay, Hanako-chan?
[22:27] Hanako
    Of course. Next time, I'll show you Osaka's kindheartedness.
[22:36] Gintoki
    D-D-Dream Catcha...
[22:39] Gintoki
    Please let me win big at pachinko...
[22:41] Shinpachi
    What are you doing, Gin-san?
SIGN    
[24:16] Kagura
    Gin-chan, I want to eat a steamed pork bun!
[24:18] Gintoki
    I don't have any. Go ask Santa for one.
[24:22] Kagura
    You can't fool me.
[24:23] ---
    Even Yuming is singing there's no Santa!
SIGN    [Yuming = Yumi Matsutoya]
[24:26] Gintoki
    The next episode... Hey, isn't Christmas already over by the next episode?
SIGN    ["People Who Say that Santa Doesn't Really Exist Actually Want to Believe in Him"]
SIGN    [And the other story is about a battle, Gintoki Sakata versus Zenzo Hattori.]
SIGN    [Prayer Won't Make Your Worldly Desires Go Away! Control Yourself.]