218 - The Claws of a Crab Can Snip Through a Friendship

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SIGN    The Claws of a Crab Can Snip Through a Friendship
[01:37] Shin
    Whoa! Isn't this a crab, Gin-san?!
[01:40] Shin
    What's the occasion?
[01:41] Gin
    One of Gran's old friends
[01:42] ---
    gave her so many that she's sick of eating them,
[01:45] Gin
    so she's sharing the wealth.
[01:47] Shin
    Seriously?!
[01:48] Shin
    It's been forever since I've had crab!
[01:51] Shin
    Uh...
[01:53] Shin
    She only gave us one?
[01:55] Gin
    Yeah, she asked me how many I wanted,
[01:57] ---
    so I told her I wanted a boxful...
[02:00] Kagura
    Damn hag!
[02:02] Kagura
    Why is she giving us riddles like the Sphinx?!
[02:05] Kagura
    This isn't Ikkyu-san!
[02:06] Kagura
    I'm gonna "riddle me that!"
[02:10] Gin
    Calm down, kids.
[02:11] Gin
    Listen to me.
[02:12] Gin
    Do you know why a crab has so many legs?
[02:15] Gin
    So we can share them.
[02:18] Gin
    Since the beginning of time, humans have
[02:21] ---
    fought many foolish wars over crabs.
[02:23] Gin
    Such as the Battle of Sekigahara
[02:24] ---
    and the Battle of Okehazama.
[02:26] Shin
    Uh, that's news to me.
[02:29] Gin
    And so, the Holy Crab in Heaven...
[02:31] Shin
    What's a Holy Crab?
[02:32] Shin
    How did God turn into a crab?
[02:34] Gin
    Gave crabs more legs to end
[02:36] ---
    the tragic conflicts and allow us
[02:39] ---
    to eat crab together.
[02:41] Gin
    However, crabs could no longer
[02:43] ---
    move forwards or backwards.
[02:46] Gin
    Is it right to force the Holy Crab to live a sideways life?
[02:49] Gin
    Is it right to force him to purely go
[02:51] ---
    scissors without any missionary or doggy style?
[02:53] Shin
    This conversation has gotten very weird.
[02:56] Gin
    Let's do this peacefully.
[02:58] Gin
    I'm sick of all the fighting over food,
[02:59] ---
    like whenever we have a hot pot.
[03:01] Shin
    That's true.
[03:02] Shin
    Let's share this crab.
[03:05] Gin
    If we include the claws, this thing has ten legs.
[03:07] Gin
    There's plenty for everyone here.
[03:10] Shin
    But how do we split ten legs between three people?
[03:12] Shin
    One will be left over...
[03:15] Shin
    Huh? What's going on?
[03:16] Kagura
    A blackout?
SIGN    Power outage at Odd Jobs
[03:18] Gin
    What the hell?
[03:19] ---
    We were getting to the good part.
[03:20] Shin
    I'll go check the circuit breaker.
[03:24] Shin
    Ow!
[03:26] Gin
    Come on, staff.
[03:28] Gin
    You're already out of steam after the Four Devas arc?
[03:30] Gin
    Stop slackin' off!
[03:31] Shin
    Wait, this was in the manga.
[03:34] Shin
    The author was overwhelmed
[03:35] ---
    with that one-shot collection business.
[03:37] Gin
    What?
[03:38] ---
    He wouldn't be doing one-shots
[03:39] ---
    if he kept slackin' on his main series, stupid!
[03:40] Kagura
    Yeah, stupid!
[03:42] Kagura
    Super Legend, my ass!
[03:44] Kagura
    A bunch of one-shots from big shots?
[03:45] Gin
    One of those guys clearly doesn't fit!
[03:48] Gin
    There's a gorilla in the mix!
[03:49] Kagura
    And he was unabashed about it!
[03:51] Kagura
    Don't get too cocky, dammit!
[03:53] Shin
    What are you guys talking about?
[03:55] Shin
    I just checked the circuit breaker and it's fine.
[03:58] Shin
    Power's back.
[04:00] Shin
    Okay, let's get started then...
[04:03] Shin
    Uh, excuse me...
[04:05] Shin
    The Holy Crab was injured during the blackout.
[04:08] Gin
    Maybe he bumped into the table?
[04:10] Shin
    Yeah, a leg is missing.
[04:13] Kagura
    It wasn't me!
[04:15] Kagura
    I'm not evil enough to steal food while the power's out!
[04:18] Shin
    It obviously wasn't me!
[04:19] Shin
    So it was one of you two!
[04:20] Kagura
    What was that?!
[04:22] Kagura
    You probably swiped the leg
[04:23] Kagura
    when you were pretending to go check the circuit breaker!
[04:25] Kagura
    You said ow!
[04:26] Kagura
    You probably cut yourself on the crab!
[04:27] Shin
    I hit my head on the screen!
[04:29] Gin
    Hey, cut it out!
[04:31] Gin
    It's not possible to eat one
[04:32] ---
    of those shelled monsters in the dark.
[04:35] Gin
    Now, we have a number that divides perfectly into three.
[04:40] Gin
    The Holy Crab must have been trying to stop us from fighting.
[04:45] Gin
    Okay, enough bickering.
[04:47] Gin
    Each of us gets three legs...
[04:49] Shin
    You only get two!
[04:51] Kagura
    Your mouth is bleeding because you didn't remove the shell!
[04:54] Shin
    How desperate were you?!
[04:56] Gin
    What are you guys talking about?
[04:58] Gin
    When we were trashing that Legends mess during the blackout,
[05:01] ---
    a gorilla appeared and smacked me hard.
[05:04] Shin
    Who would believe that story?!
[05:05] Gin
    The missing crab leg was also him, I'm guessing.
[05:08] Gin
    It's pretty bad.
[05:09] Gin
    He must be completely stressed out.
[05:11] All
    Ah!
[05:12] Shin
    Damn, another blackout.
SIGN    Power outage at Odd Jobs
[05:14] Shin
    Gin-san, don't move an inch.
[05:15] Shin
    One more time and you're gonna get it.
[05:17] Gin
    Seriously, it wasn't me.
[05:18] Gin
    Cross my heart and hope to die.
[05:19] Gin
    Careful, guys.
[05:20] Gin
    We don't know when the gorilla will come back.
[05:23] Shin
    Kagura-chan?!
[05:24] Kagura
    Stop!
[05:26] Gin
    Hey! What's wrong, Kagura?!
[05:30] Shin
    Ka-Kagura-chan!
[05:31] Kagura
    My eye... My eye!
[05:33] Gin
    Hold on, Kagura!
[05:35] Gin
    It's okay.
[05:36] Gin
    You just have a cut on your eyelid.
[05:38] Kagura
    A gorilla...
[05:40] ---
    A weird gorilla showed up and took a crab leg...
[05:43] Kagura
    I tried to stop it... But...
[05:45] Gin
    Look, Shinpachi!
[05:47] Gin
    It took another crab leg!
[05:50] Gin
    This is all Legend Gorilla's fault!
[05:52] Shin
    No way!
[05:54] Shin
    Huh?
[05:55] Shin
    There's blood on the claw.
[05:58] Shin
    Didn't you just cut your eye
[05:59] ---
    on the claw when you tried
[06:01] ---
    to eat a crab leg in the dark?
[06:02] Kagura
    No!
[06:04] Kagura
    The gorilla!
[06:05] Kagura
    The gorilla grabbed the crab and stabbed me with it!
[06:09] Shin
    Uh, you're talking with your mouth full.
[06:11] Kagura
    No!
[06:12] Kagura
    I fought back and bit off the gorilla's crotch!
[06:16] Gin
    Damn gorilla...
[06:17] ---
    That should teach you a lesson.
[06:19] Shin
    Enough of this crap.
[06:21] Shin
    Stop blaming the gorilla for everything!
[06:23] Shin
    It's so obvious that you ate those crab legs!
[06:26] Gin
    No, we didn't.
[06:27] Kagura
    It was the gorilla. The gorilla ate them.
[06:31] Shin
    You refuse to own up, huh...
[06:33] Shin
    Fine, have it your way.
[06:38] Shin
    We'll use a candle to prevent any further cheating
[06:40] ---
    if the power goes out.
[06:41] Gin
    Oh, good idea.
[06:42] Gin
    Should have done this earlier.
[06:45] Gin
    Not that I ever cheated.
[06:47] Kagura
    I didn't cheat,
[06:48] ---
    but this should keep that gorilla away.
[06:50] Gin
    Since gorillas are afraid of fire.
[06:52] Shin
    Then I'll divide up the legs so we can eat.
[06:55] Gin
    Sure, go ahead.
[06:57] Gin
    Give me a claw.
[06:58] Gin
    I like the tougher meat.
[07:00] Shin
    Okay, that should put an end to their thievery.
[07:04] Shin
    If the power goes out, we'll still have light from the candle.
[07:06] Shin
    Most importantly, the crab is in my hands.
[07:10] Kagura
    Oh, the power went out again.
[07:12] Kagura
    Something's wrong today.
[07:14] Gin
    What's going on?
[07:16] Gin
    I'll go check the circuit breaker.
[07:18] Kagura
    I'll come with you.
[07:20] Gin
    I'm gonna borrow a candle.
[07:25] Shin
    Huh? What are they doing?
[07:27] Shin
    They're leaving me alone with the crab?
[07:30] Shin
    The crab is undefended!
[07:32] Shin
    Is this a trap?!
[07:33] Shin
    Or are they letting me have my way with it?
[07:35] Shin
    Yes, this is the perfect chance!
[07:37] Shin
    I should go for it!
[07:38] Shin
    They already swiped two legs!
[07:41] Shin
    I don't have time to waste!
[07:45] Shin
    Huh?
[07:46] Shin
    There aren't any legs left...
[07:48] Gin
    Huh? This candle won't light.
[07:50] Gin
    This one won't either.
[07:51] Gin
    Nor this one.
[07:52] Kagura
    Hey, Gin-chan.
[07:53] Kagura
    These aren't candles...
[07:57] Kagura
    They're crab legs.
[07:58] Shin
    What?!
[07:59] Gin
    Oh, you're right.
[08:01] Shin
    That was when I realized how foolish I was.
[08:05] Shin
    When I chose to focus on how to divide the legs among three people...
[08:08] Shin
    How to squirrel the extra leg away from them...
[08:11] Shin
    I was thinking too small.
[08:13] Shin
    I lost before I even sat down at the table.
[08:17] Shin
    They never had any intention of sharing a single crab leg.
[08:21] Shin
    My tiny claw could never pierce
[08:24] ---
    through their shamelessly thick shells.
[08:29] Shin
    I will never stand a chance
[08:31] ---
    until I bring out my own giant claws
[08:33] Shin
    for plundering the entire world of every last crab!
[08:37] Gin
    What's up with all the outages?
[08:41] Kagura
    Let's try to get this crab party started again.
[08:44] Shin
    No...
[08:45] Shin
    Only the body and claws are left.
[08:48] Gin
    What's done is done.
[08:50] Gin
    I wasn't expecting people
[08:51] ---
    to mistake crab legs for candles.
[08:53] Shin
    In what world would you find people who
[08:55] ---
    mistake crab legs for candles?
[08:56] Kagura
    It's Shinpachi's fault for leaving the crab legs next to the candles.
[09:00] Shin
    And you're trying to shift the blame to me
[09:01] ---
    instead of apologizing!
[09:03] Gin
    Well, it was an honest mistake.
[09:05] Gin
    Let's forgive him.
[09:06] Kagura
    You're so mature, Gin-chan!
[09:08] Kagura
    Hey, Shinpachi.
[09:09] Kagura
    Divide the crab into three equal portions.
[09:12] Shin
    How can you people have the gall to talk about equal?!
[09:17] Shin
    I want to hit them!
[09:19] Shin
    Punch them in the face!
[09:20] Shin
    But if I lose my cool now, they'll win!
[09:24] Shin
    They've been trying to goad me into snapping
[09:26] ---
    with their heavy-handed behavior.
[09:29] Shin
    Forget that shit!
[09:31] Shin
    You guys already ate eight crab legs!
[09:32] Shin
    Three equal portions, my foot!
[09:34] Shin
    The rest is mine!
[09:36] Shin
    That's what they want me to say.
[09:37] Shin
    But they'll have a response prepared.
[09:41] Gin
    Don't be stupid.
[09:42] Gin
    Two of the legs were eaten by that gorilla.
[09:45] Gin
    We each ate three of the remaining six.
[09:47] Gin
    By mistake, I mean...
[09:49] Gin
    Thanks to someone else's mistake...
[09:50] Gin
    Well, you can have the two claws with the tougher meat.
[09:54] Gin
    But we're sharing the body.
[09:57] Shin
    They'll use some kind of absurd logic to
[09:59] ---
    declare that two claws are equal to four legs.
[10:02] Shin
    That's why he said that line.
[10:06] Gin
    Give me a claw.
[10:08] Gin
    I like the tougher meat.
[10:10] Shin
    He was trying to inflate the value of the claws
[10:13] Shin
    as part of his strategy to fool me.
[10:16] Shin
    But it's all a lie!
[10:17] Shin
    The claw may look like it has more than a leg,
[10:21] Shin
    but in reality, it's the same amount of meat!
[10:23] Shin
    That guy was feigning interest in
[10:26] ---
    the claws so he could be rid of them!
[10:37] Shin
    He'll use the claws to distract
[10:39] ---
    me while he aims straight for the body!
[10:41] Shin
    I won't let that happen!
[10:42] Shin
    I'm going to fight back!
[10:44] Shin
    Fine then.
[10:46] Shin
    I'll let you guys have the claws.
[10:50] Shin
    Which means I'm stuck with the body.
[10:53] Gin
    C-Could it be...
[10:55] Gin
    He's using my statement about the claws
[10:57] ---
    against me, to lock me down?!
[11:01] Gin
    Despite all my taunting,
[11:02] ---
    he's stayed calm and seen right through my plan,
[11:05] Gin
    completely ignoring the claws
[11:06] ---
    and going straight for the body!
[11:10] Gin
    And he's pretending that he's doing us a favor
[11:11] Gin
    by taking the body so he can win over the kid.
[11:14] Gin
    A technique practiced by dads around the world!
[11:18] Kagura
    I don't like the body cause it's all squishy and gross.
[11:22] Shin
    Same here.
[11:23] Shin
    But if you like crab legs so much, I'll take the body.
[11:26] Gin
    Yes, the body of a crab is disgusting.
[11:29] Gin
    Women and children tend to avoid it.
[11:31] Gin
    But the dad knows
[11:34] ---
    that the body contains Princess Crab-Paste!
[11:39] Gin
    Shi-Shinpachi...
[11:41] Gin
    You already know the secret of
[11:43] ---
    Princess Crab-Paste at such a young age?!
[11:46] Gin
    Indeed, Princess Crab-Paste is the
[11:48] ---
    ugliest woman of the Sengoku period.
[11:50] Gin
    Yet you know that her repulsive face hides...
[11:52] Gin
    ...the finest lay of the Sengoku period!
[11:58] Shin
    Gin-san, you may have won some small skirmishes,
[12:02] Shin
    but you haven't won the war.
[12:04] Shin
    You must take the body...
[12:06] Shin
    Take Princess Crab-Paste...
[12:08] Shin
    if you wish to become a Crabqueror!
[12:11] Shin
    I will be the one who conquers the world!
[12:17] Shin
    Princess Crab-Paste!
[12:19] Shin
    Are you all right?
[12:21] Shin
    Don't worry! Everything will be okay!
[12:24] Shin
    The Shimura army will keep you safe!
[12:27] Shin
    The Sakata army approaches.
[12:29] Shin
    It is too dangerous here!
[12:30] Shin
    We must escape at once!
[12:34] Shin
    Th-That's...
[12:36] Shin
    That's impossible...
[12:38] Shin
    Pr-Princess Crab-Paste...
[12:40] Gin
    Princess Crab-Paste?
[12:43] Gin
    Who are you talking about?
[12:48] Shin
    I-Impossible!
[12:50] Shin
    It isn't just Princess Crab-Paste!
[12:52] Shin
    The body is...
[12:54] Shin
    ...completely empty!
[12:55] Gin
    Oh, sorry, Shinpachi.
[12:57] Gin
    I took the meat from the body and cooked it with rice.
[13:00] Gin
    Oh, I saved the crab paste.
[13:05] Shin
    C-Cooked it with rice?!
[13:12] Gin
    How unfortunate, General Shimura.
[13:14] Gin
    This castle belongs to the Sakata army now!
[13:17] Gin
    And Princess Crab-Paste has fallen into our hands!
[13:20] Gin
    This castle no longer holds any strategic value!
[13:23] Shin
    It can't be...
[13:25] Shin
    General Sakata...
[13:27] Shin
    You anticipated that I would anticipate your plan?!
[13:31] Gin
    Absolutely not.
[13:32] Gin
    But in war,
[13:35] ---
    the key is to become a coward with multiple back-up plans.
[13:39] Shin
    N-No...
[13:41] Shin
    He knew all along...
[13:43] Shin
    ...that my focus was on the body.
[13:46] Shin
    And to fool me, he restored the body after taking its contents,
[13:51] Shin
    and pretended to be Princess Crab-Paste.
[13:53] Shin
    Yes, while I was falling into his trap,
[13:56] Shin
    he was taking possession of the ultimate sword, Crabclaw!
[14:01] Gin
    Yeah. Sorry, Pachi-boy.
[14:03] Gin
    We even took the claws.
[14:05] Gin
    You ended up without a single bite of crab.
[14:08] Shin
    I misjudged him!
[14:09] Gin
    But it's not our fault.
[14:11] Gin
    You're the one who let us have them.
[14:13] Shin
    You have sunk your fangs into the crab shell,
[14:16] ---
    Gintoki the Viper!
[14:18] Gin
    Well, I'll help myself then.
[14:25] Gin
    The meat!
[14:26] Gin
    The meat of the Crabclaw is gone!
[14:30] Kagura
    The meat is right here.
[14:33] Kagura
    Ta-da!
[14:34] Gin
    Da-Daigoro!
[14:38] Kagura
    You're so weird, Gin-chan.
[14:40] Kagura
    Why do you like the claws so much?
[14:42] Kagura
    There's more meat in the leg below the claw.
[14:46] Kagura
    Silly Gin-chan.
[14:47] Gin
    I spent too much time talking about claws!
[14:50] Gin
    Technically, the term claw only
[14:52] ---
    refers to the pincer at the very end!
[14:54] Gin
    Still, I never expected her to divide up the claws like this!
[14:59] Gin
    I ignored you since I assumed you were just a child,
[15:02] Gin
    but you took advantage of my battle with General Shimura
[15:05] Gin
    to use my own words against me.
[15:07] Gin
    Daigoro, you are no ordinary Daigoro!
[15:14] Gin
    You were sent by Iga?!
[15:19] Kagura
    You aren't the only one
[15:20] Kagura
    who intends to take advantage
[15:21] ---
    of the chaos and conquer this world.
[15:23] Kagura
    A true tactician would lay low until
[15:26] ---
    he's already conquered the world in secret!
[15:29] Kagura
    Viper!
[15:30] Kagura
    I grant you an eternal slumber inside that empty shell!
[15:37] Gin
    Not yet...
[15:39] Gin
    I can still conquer the world...
[15:44] Gin
    I may have lost the claws,
[15:47] Gin
    but I used the treasures of the castle to create a new paradise!
[15:54] Gin
    Castle Crab-on-Rice belongs to me!
[15:56] Gin
    And Princess Crab-Paste is in my hands!
[15:59] Gin
    As long as I hold these, my ambition will never die!
[16:02] A
    Lord Viper! Look over there!
[16:05] A
    A castle is being constructed
[16:08] ---
    next to ours at an alarming pace!
[16:11] Gin
    Th-That's...?!
[16:13] Gin
    Castle Crab-Juice!
[16:16] Gin
    I-Impossible!
[16:17] Gin
    This man has gathered his surviving forces
[16:20] ---
    and begun to build a castle!
[16:22] Shin
    Gin-san!
[16:23] Shin
    There's more to a crab than its meat!
[16:25] Shin
    Even the shell has its flavor!
[16:28] Gin
    Curse you!
[16:29] Gin
    You plan to pit leftover juices against my crab-on-rice
[16:32] ---
    and reverse the situation?!
[16:37] Shin
    This is your last chance to seek a peaceful resolution, Viper!
[16:40] Shin
    Grant me the right to access Castle Crab-on-Rice
[16:42] Shin
    and meet with Princess Crab-Paste!
[16:44] Gin
    Preposterous!
[16:45] Gin
    How dare you seek to bargain
[16:47] ---
    on equal footing with me, the Crabqueror?!
[16:50] Shin
    Who said anything about equal footing?!
[16:52] Shin
    I, Shinpachi Shimura,
[16:53] ---
    demand seventy percent of Castle Crab-on-Rice!
[16:57] Gin
    S-Seventy percent?!
[16:58] Gin
    You overestimate what you hold!
[17:01] Shin
    You have dug your own grave, Viper!
[17:04] Shin
    Crab on rice may sound delicious,
[17:08] Shin
    but in reality, it barely tastes any different from plain rice!
[17:12] Shin
    Yes, alone, crab on rice holds no power!
[17:16] Shin
    Your castle serves as little more than decoration!
[17:19] Shin
    Crab on rice requires flavorful vegetables
[17:21] ---
    which have been cooked in crab juice!
[17:23] Shin
    You can no longer survive
[17:25] ---
    in the Sengoku period without me!
[17:27] Gin
    Don't be ridiculous!
[17:29] Gin
    You have underestimated the potency of my hand-salted rice!
[17:32] Gin
    Fire!
[17:37] A
    It's no use, Lord Viper!
[17:39] A
    There isn't enough flavor!
[17:43] Shin
    Fire!
[17:46] A
    Such firepower!
[17:47] A
    The crab juice is strong in him!
[17:49] Gin
    Wh-What did you say?!
[17:51] Gin
    This is like Gian vs. Nobita!
[17:54] Gin
    We're a perfect match!
    The ultimate combination!
[17:57] Gin
    Best friends forever!
[17:59] Shin
    It's over, Viper!
[18:01] Shin
    Time to let me take over the world!
[18:04] Gin
    Silence!
[18:05] Gin
    I have my own Doraemon in Princess Crab-Paste!
[18:11] Shin
    Wh-What?!
[18:13] Gin
    This shaking...
[18:15] Kagura
    It'll taste better this way.
[18:24] Gin
    Tha-
[18:25] Shin
    That's...
[18:27] Both
    That's...!
[18:30] Both
    The castle in the sky!
[18:32] Both
    Crab-Congee-Laputa!
[18:35] Gin
    I-Impossible!
[18:36] Gin
    Castle Crab-on-Rice and Castle Crab-Juice
[18:38] ---
    were taken over and combined into one?!
[18:42] Shin
    She's stolen our cooking to create the ultimate recipe
[18:45] Shin
    and lay claim to the mantle of conqueror!
[18:48] Both
    You're...!
[18:50] Gin
    You're no ordinary assassin of Iga!
[18:53] Kagura
    Exactly.
[18:55] Kagura
    I'm neither Daigoro nor an assassin of Iga.
[18:59] Kagura
    My true name is Kagura Crab Congee Laputa.
[19:03] Kagura
    A descendant of the royal family
[19:05] Kagura
    which ruled over the ancient city of Crab-Congee-Laputa.
[19:08] Kagura
    I have been waiting for this moment,
[19:10] Kagura
    when you would unlock the path to Crab-Congee-Laputa,
[19:14] Kagura
    for I never could have
[19:16] ---
    cooked crab on rice or vegetables in crab juice on my own.
[19:19] Kagura
    Excellent work.
[19:21] Kagura
    I appreciate your efforts.
[19:23] Kagura
    In return, I shall give you
[19:25] ---
    a demonstration of the true power of crab!
[19:40] Shin
    O-One egg can cause this much damage?!
[19:44] Gin
    A little stirring and the smell has me drooling!
[19:47] Both
    Th-This is the true power of crab!
[19:52] Paste
    Please stop her...
[19:54] Shin
    Pr-
[19:55] Shin
    Princess Crab-Paste!
[19:57] Paste
    Stop fighting over crab!
[20:00] Paste
    Crabs were never meant to create conflict.
[20:03] Paste
    Crabs are meant to bring everyone
[20:05] ---
    together around the table for a pleasant meal.
[20:07] Paste
    Wasn't that your original intention?
[20:13] Kagura
    Magnificent!
[20:13] Paste
    It's not too late!
[20:15] Kagura
    The finest show on Earth!
[20:15] Paste
    The three of you can share this meal together.
[20:18] Gin
    It's too late.
[20:20] Gin
    Our souls are enraged by the long battle.
[20:24] Shin
    We can never bury this hatchet.
[20:26] Paste
    It will be fine.
[20:27] Paste
    I will help to mend fences.
[20:30] Paste
    The savory flavor of crab paste is gentle as the ocean.
[20:34] Paste
    I'm sure that it will soothe your souls
[20:36] ---
    and restore your kind nature.
[20:39] Paste
    Now, speak the words of unity and add me to the pot.
[20:50] Both
    Balse appetit.
[21:02] Kagura
    Forget it.
[21:03] Kagura
    You can have the rest.
[21:12] Shin
    Let's get this crab party restarted...
[21:14] Shin
    No, let's get this crab party started.
[21:18] Gin
    Sure, you have forty seconds to get ready.
[21:35] Shin
    It tastes too fishy.
[21:37] Gin
    Imitation crab is better.
[21:42] Paste
    Yes, that's right.
SIGN    Crab-Flavored Sausage
[21:47] Paste
    Band together
[21:52] Paste
    to eat cheap food!
SIGN    Next Episode People Forget to Return Stuff All the Time Without Even Realizing It
[23:30] Kagura
    Next time:
[23:31] Kagura
    People forget to return stuff all the time without even realizing it!