E77 - “Yesterday’s Enemy, After All Is Said and Done, Is Still the Enemy”

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[00:01] Otae
    Everyone... Farewell...
[00:11] Gintoki
    Hey.
SIGN    [Shinpachi and Kondo take on the Yagyu clan to bring back Otae who is marrying Kyubei.]
SIGN    [Gintoki and his friends rush to the scene! Can they win against the Yagyu clan?]
[01:52] Koshinori
    Kyubei, I'm disappointed in you.
[01:56] Koshinori
    I sent you on your journey
[01:58] Koshinori
    to train in the martial arts so that you could perfect our Yagyu Chingage style of swordsmanship.
[02:03] Koshinori
    Now you return all of a sudden with that girl and tell me you want to marry her?
[02:08] ---
    What were you doing these past three years?
[02:10] ---
    Searching for a wife?!
[02:11] Kyubei
    With all due respect, Father...
[02:13] Koshinori
    Silence! I don't want you calling me "Father"!
[02:17] Koshinori
    I told you to call me "Papa"! "Daddy" is okay, too!
[02:22] Koshinori
    Kyubei, our Yagyu clan
[02:24] Koshinori
    is made of trueborn celebrities who have served the Shogun's family for generations.
[02:27] Koshinori
    Our duty is to continue the Yagyu style of swordsmanship and keep our celebrity blood intact.
[02:33] ---
    Look at me-the truth is, I hate Persian cats.
[02:37] ---
    I'm allergic to them. But I put up with them because I'm a celebrity.
[02:41] Koshinori
    Otae-chan is certainly cute.
[02:43] Koshinori
    But she's a mere daughter of a town dojo, and you're the successor to the Yagyu clan.
[02:46] Koshinori
    That's not balance.
[02:50] Koshinori
    Is it your intention to end our celebrity bloodline right here?
[02:54] Koshinori
    Just a minute, Kyubei! I'm not done yet.
[02:58] Kyubei
    People grow strong in order to protect something.
[03:01] Kyubei
    You can go on protecting what you want to protect, Papa.
[03:05] ---
    I will protect the person I cherish.
[03:08] ---
    I made a vow on this left eye I lost...
[03:11] Koshinori
    Hey! Just a minute, Kyubei!
[03:14] Students
    Koshinori-sama!
[03:15] Koshinori
    What is it?
[03:19] Gintoki
    Shinpachi!
[03:20] Gintoki
    Why didn't you at least say something before doing something like this?!
[03:23] Kagura
    Planning to do something this much fun all by yourself!
[03:26] Kagura
    From now on, I'm calling you Sneakypachi!
[03:29] Kondo
    Don't you guys understand that Shinpachi-kun didn't want to get you involved?!
[03:33] Gintoki
    Shut up, Gorilla! Then why are you involved in this?
[03:37] Kondo
    Because of my ego!
[03:40] ---
    Otae-san is marrying into this clan by choice!
[03:43] ---
    I don't know her reasons, but...
[03:45] Kondo
    there's no way she'd say good-bye with that face!
[03:49] Kondo
    Maybe this isn't what Otae-san wants!
[03:52] Kondo
    Only people who have a bone to pick, are supposed to be here.
[03:56] Kondo
    There's no duty or anything here.
[03:58] Kondo
    I can't have people who have nothing to do with this getting involved!
[04:00] ---
    So why are you guys here?!
[04:04] Hijikata
    Kondo-san, you don't have to worry.
[04:06] Hijikata
    I came with a bone to pick, too.
[04:09] Hijikata
    I owe the Yagyu, so I came to pay them back.
[04:13] ---
    Just so you know, today's my day off, so you don't have to be concerned about that.
[04:16] Okita
    Kondo-san, I just came because I have a bone to pick, too.
[04:20] Okita
    At this rate, I'll have to call a gorilla our missus.
[04:24] ---
    Just so you know, I was supposed to work really hard today, but I took the day off.
[04:27] Kondo
    You're all about yourself!
[04:29] Okita
    What're you talking about? You took today off, too, Kondo-san.
[04:32] Kondo
    I took paid leave.
[04:34] Shinpachi
    Gin-san...
[04:35] ---
    I don't care anymore if people say I have a sister complex.
[04:40] Shinpachi
    I love my sister. I don't want her to leave.
[04:45] Shinpachi
    If there were any way to do it, I'd want to stay with her forever. But...
[04:49] Shinpachi
    If he's the person she loves from the bottom of her heart,
[04:52] Shinpachi
    even if he's a shady bastard who never has money...
[04:56] Shinpachi
    or if he's a gorilla stalker...
[04:57] Shinpachi
    or a mayo maniac or a hardcore sadist...
[05:00] Shinpachi
    If Sis can be happy, then I'm prepared to send her off as I cry...
[05:06] ---
    But...
[05:07] Shinpachi
    to send Sis off with tears in her eyes...
[05:10] ---
    I'd die before I let that happen.
[05:13] Shinpachi
    I want Sis to always be smiling.
[05:24] Kagura
    Gin-chan? What'll happen if Big Sis really does love that shrimp?
[05:29] Kagura
    We'd be total jerks.
[05:31] Gintoki
    We're used to being jerks...and getting in people's way.
[05:36] Gintoki
    Shinpachi, remember this:
[05:39] ---
    We're not doing this for justice or for your sister.
[05:44] Gintoki
    We're doing it for you.
[05:47] Hijikata
    Let me make it clear. I'm not on your side.
[05:49] Hijikata
    It's just that we share the same enemy.
[05:52] Okita
    Isn't he stereotypical? He thinks he's Vegeta.
SIGN    [Note: Refers to Vegeta from Dragonball.]
[05:55] Okita
    He's planning on casually joining in.
[06:00] Kondo
    We're far from being comrades, but with this group,
[06:04] Kondo
    we just might be able to beat the Yagyu.
[06:07] Kondo
    Shall we go, brother?
[06:09] Shinpachi
    Who're you calling "brother"?
SIGN    ["Yesterday's Enemy, After All Is Said and Done, Is Still the Enemy"]
[06:19] Kitaoji
    Did you hear?
[06:21] Kitaoji
    That girl the Young Lord brought back
[06:23] Kitaoji
    is getting run through the mill by Granny as part of her bride training.
[06:26] Minamito
    A pity. It's only a matter of time before she runs away.
[06:30] ---
    She was my type, too.
[06:32] Minamito
    Hey, Kitaoji,
[06:34] Minamito
    aren't you using too much ketchup?
[06:36] Kitaoji
    Don't you know?
[06:37] Kitaoji
    Ketchup was created to go well with everything.
[06:40] Minamito
    You're making me sick. Stop it.
[06:43] Kitaoji
    Looking at your dick-face makes me sicker.
[06:47] Minamito
    What?!
[06:49] Nishino
    Stop it, Kitaoji, Minamito. You're acting like kids.
[06:53] Minamito
    I don't have to take that from a guy who eats a kiddie meal lunch at his age!
[06:57] Nishino
    Shut up, dick-face!
[06:59] Minamito
    What part?! What part looks like a dick?!
[07:01] Tojo
    Stop it.
[07:04] Tojo
    It's just food. You're disgraceful...
[07:06] Tojo
    A bride, is it?
[07:08] Tojo
    Seems three years on a martial arts training journey didn't change the Young Lord.
[07:20] Tojo
    Dammit!
[07:22] Minamito
    Tojo-san?
[07:23] Tojo
    Damn Granny!
[07:24] ---
    I told her to stock up on fresh eggs!
[07:26] ---
    The yolk broke again! I'm going to the supermarket!
[07:29] Minamito
    Calm down, Tojo-san! It's just food!
[07:32] Tojo
    Shut up! Dick bod!
[07:33] Minamito
    Now it's my entire body?! Looks like this is getting worse!
[07:41] Okita
    Hey, you're dripping egg from your crotch. Are you ovulating?
[07:49] Hijikata
    You deserved that, Sogo.
[07:50] Okita
    Ouch! What was that for?!
[07:57] Tojo
    Well, nice of you to come, dojo busters.
[08:01] Tojo
    But your remarkable ride ends here.
[08:03] ---
    We are the guardians of the Yagyu clan...
[08:06] Kitaoji
    Itsuki Kitaoji.
[08:09] Minamito
    Sui Minamito.
[08:12] Nishino
    Tsukamu Nishino.
[08:14] Tojo
    And Ayumu Tojo.
[08:17] Tojo
    Now that you face the Four Yagyu Aces, don't expect to leave here alive.
[08:23] Gintoki
    We don't have business with you.
[08:26] Gintoki
    Bring out your leader. Who are you guys?
[08:28] ---
    Whose 100 percent are you? What 100 percent are you?
[08:31] ---
    Are you 100 percent Yagyu?! You bastards!
SIGN    [Note: Spoof of Strawberry 100%. Based on the Four Yagyu Aces' last names.]
[08:33] Minamido Minamito
    We can't let small fry like you meet the Young Lord.
[08:37] Minamido Minamito
    Throw down your swords! Or our hostage...
[08:43] Minamido Minamito
    What's the hell are you doing?!
[08:45] Gintoki
    You said throw them down.
[08:46] Minamido
    What kind of way is that to throw them down?!
[08:48] Minamido
    Can't you see we have a hostage?!
[08:49] Hijikata
    Sorry, but he's got no value as a hostage.
[08:52] Kagura
    Kill him! Kill him!
[08:54] Okita
    You'll regret this later.
[08:56] Kitaoji
    Tojo-dono, let me take care of these guys...
[08:59] Kyubei
    Stop it!
[09:03] Kyubei
    They are relatives of my wife. No rough stuff.
[09:07] Tojo Et Al
    Young Lord!
[09:08] Kyubei
    You come in droves... Shinpachi-kun.
[09:11] Kyubei
    I didn't think your attachment to your sister was this strong.
[09:16] Shinpachi
    I didn't come today as her brother. I came as the head of Kodokan.
[09:21] Shinpachi
    Tae Shimura is a valuable member of our dojo.
[09:24] Shinpachi
    If you wish for her as your wife, decorum dictates that you come through me.
[09:29] Kyubei
    Decorum? What're you talking about?
[09:32] Kondo
    As one who lives for the study of swordsmanship, you should understand.
[09:35] Kondo
    Samurai settle matters faster with the sword than with words.
[09:39] Okita
    A samurai lives by the sword and dies by the sword. That being the case...
[09:43] Hijikata
    Take the woman with your sword.
[09:46] Kagura
    We want a match with you, you bastard!
[09:48] Kyubei
    A match?
[09:51] ---
    Do you think a match between our Yagyu dojo and your pathetic dojo would even be a fight?
[09:56] Gintoki
    Oh it will, sonny.
[09:58] Gintoki
    The truth is, we members of the Kodokan don't get along at all,
[10:02] Gintoki
    and don't socialize outside of the dojo.
[10:04] Gintoki
    We don't know anything about each other,
[10:06] Gintoki
    and we don't want to. We'd rather see each other die.
[10:10] Gintoki
    But I do know that we're all very strong.
[10:18] Otaki
    Otae-dono, what is this?
[10:21] Otae
    Omelet.
[10:23] Otae
    Omelets have always been one of my best dishes.
[10:26] Otae
    I thought I had already perfected it,
[10:28] Otae
    but I did as you asked, Otaki-san, and improved it.
[10:31] Otae
    My repertoire has grown by this much...
[10:34] Otaki
    Is our kitchen ground zero?
[10:36] Otae
    Yes, to an inexperienced wife, the kitchen is a battlefield.
[10:41] Otaki
    That's not what I meant!
    These are completely burnt!
[10:44] Otaki
    Everything's black! A soul society?! Is this a soul society?!
SIGN    [Note: Refers to BLEACH. At the Soul society, soul reapers all wear black kimono.]
[10:47] Otaki
    If you can't cook even a single dish,
[10:48] Otaki
    it'll be a hundred years before you can marry into the Yagyu clan!
[10:54] Otae
    Otaki-san, don't you think it's rather rude for the person
[10:58] Otae
    in charge of training the new wife to strike her student?
[11:03] Otaki (M)
    Young lady! You're not fazed even a bit by my hazing! You are a frightening one!
[11:08] Otaki (M)
    If this woman marries into the Yagyu clan,
[11:11] Otaki (M)
    she will most certainly be a threat to me!
[11:15] Otaki
    Forget it. I'm appalled by you!
[11:19] Otaki
    Clean up that mess.
[11:22] Otaki
    You mustn't throw it away. Make sure you eat it all.
[11:27] ---
    Dog food matches you well.
[11:29] Otae
    Grandfather, that's supposed to be for the dog.
SIGN    [Note: Binbokusai literally means "dirt poor."]
[11:32] Otaki
    Binbokusai-sama! What're you eating?!
[11:36] Binbokusai
    It's such a waste! It's still edible.
[11:39] Otaki
    Edible, inedible is not the point!
[11:41] Otaki
    The head of the Yagyu should not be doing such things!
[11:47] Kyubei
    You people barged in here. You'll have to follow Yagyu rules.
[11:52] Kondo
    You want to play Othello?
[11:54] Kagura
    Just so you know, we're really good at Othello.
[11:56] Kagura
    We'll take all four corners.
[11:59] Kyubei
    We have plates here.
[12:01] Kyubei
    Each of us will wear these plates somewhere on our bodies and try to break each other's plates.
[12:06] Kyubei
    It'll be six versus six.
[12:07] Kyubei
    The battlefield will be the entirety of the Yagyu premises.
[12:11] Kyubei
    Those whose plates are broken must drop out of the game.
[12:14] Kyubei
    The side that breaks the captain's plate wins.
[12:16] Kyubei
    Those are the only rules.
[12:18] Kyubei
    We will beat that street-style swordsmanship of yours to a pulp
[12:22] Kyubei
    and put an end to any second thoughts.
[12:24] Gintoki
    That's fine with us, you bastards. We won't lose a fight.
[12:28] Kyubei
    Our captain is somewhere in this mansion.
[12:31] Kyubei
    Defeat him, and you win.
[12:34] Tojo
    By the way, we're not telling you who it is.
[12:36] Tojo
    We intend to break all your plates, so it doesn't matter who our captain is.
[12:42] Gintoki & Group
    What the hell is this?!
[12:43] Kondo
    I'm really angry! I'm not letting those guys have Otae-san!
[12:48] Shinpachi
    She was never yours, either.
[12:51] Kondo
    That pisses me off! Let's play with our captain out in the open!
[12:55] Kondo
    So they can get him at any time!
[12:57] Shinpachi
    That's not okay! He'd be KO'ed with one blow!
[13:00] ---
    You're making me the captain?!
[13:01] Hijikata
    Naturally.
[13:03] Hijikata
    It's not how we wanted it, but we've become Kodokan students.
[13:07] Kondo
    You don't have to worry!
[13:08] Kondo
    I'll protect Shinpachi-kun with my life! Besides,
[13:10] Kondo
    we have a lot to talk about.
[13:12] Kondo
    Will she live with me, or will I live at your place?
[13:14] Shinpachi
    Excuse me! Choose someone else!
[13:16] Okita
    More importantly, where is everyone going to wear their plates?
[13:19] Okita
    Since Hijikata-san has no intention of losing, he's going to wear his on his eye.
[13:24] Hijikata
    You trying to get my eye gouged out?!
[13:26] Gintoki
    Whether you worry or not, it's going to break when the time comes!
[13:30] Gintoki
    Just place them wherever.
[13:32] Gintoki
    I'll place mine here.
[13:33] Hijikata
    Why on me?!
[13:35] Hijikata
    It's your plate!
[13:36] Gintoki
    If it's only one eye, you'll be the same as that other character!
[13:39] Gintoki
    Couldn't you figure that out?
[13:40] Okita
    Think, Hijikata! You can do it, Hijikata!
[13:43] Hijikata
    Shut up you sadist duo!
[13:45] Kagura
    Gin-chan!
[13:46] Kagura
    I have a great idea! I'll put it under my foot!
[13:49] Kagura
    They can't see it when I walk! Isn't that awesome? They'll never figure it out!
[14:00] ---
    Ouch! I stepped on something. I cut my foot.
[14:03] Gintoki
    You can't fool us! What have you done?!
[14:06] Gintoki
    You crushed the plate before the match even began!
[14:08] Kondo
    What'll we do about this? What'll we do?!
[14:10] Gintoki
    Go get a replacement!
[14:11] Gintoki
    Go to someone at the Yagyu household and get a replacement!
[14:13] Hijikata
    Wait. We don't know what the enemy is planning.
[14:16] Hijikata
    It's dangerous to move about alone. We'll form pairs.
[14:18] Shinpachi
    Hijikata-san.
[14:20] Shinpachi
    The hardcore sadist duo went off by themselves.
[14:25] Hijikata
    Excuse me...
[14:27] Hijikata
    Mind if we borrow a plate for a while?
[14:30] Maid
    Are you throwing a party?
[14:32] Hijikata
    You might say so.
[14:34] Maid
    Here...
[14:36] Hijikata
    Here. Use this.
[14:37] Kagura
    No. It's got soy sauce on it.
[14:40] Hijikata
    All right, I'll use the one with soy sauce on it. You use mine.
[14:44] Kagura
    I don't want to. It has mayo on it.
[14:46] Hijikata
    No, it doesn't.
[14:47] Hijikata
    Cut it out! This all started because of you...
[14:48] Kagura
    I like that plate!
[14:51] Hijikata
    How do you plan on fighting while carrying that huge plate?
[14:54] Kagura
    It has to be that plate.
[14:56] Kagura
    You want me to smash your mayo plate to bits, too?
[14:59] Hijikata
    You...
[15:07] Hijikata
    The signal to start...
[15:09] Hijikata
    Hey! There's no time to be dawdling...
[15:11] Kagura
    Guess I have no choice but to settle for the mayo plate.
[15:14] Hijikata
    Just a minute...
[15:15] Hijikata
    Wait! My plate...
[15:19] Nishino
    Okay, she'll be first.
[15:23] Binbokusai
    Deeper...deeper...all the way...
[15:31] Otae
    Grandfather, please stop sexually harassing me.
[15:34] Binbokusai
    To think that the little girl who played with Kyubei is coming here as his bride...
[15:41] Binbokusai
    A little deeper...as far as you can go...
[15:44] Otae
    If I dig any deeper, I might dig out something very important.
[15:50] Binbokusai
    As long as I've known you, Otae-kun, you've always been smiling,
[15:53] Binbokusai
    so it's difficult to know what you're thinking.
[15:55] Binbokusai
    It's as if you're hiding something...
[15:57] Otae
    I'm not hiding anything! I didn't see anything!
[16:00] Binbokusai
    Is...that so?
[16:03] Binbokusai
    I just can't help but think you're still bothered by that time...
[16:11] Binbokusai
    If not, then that's fine.
[16:12] Binbokusai
    It might be a thorny path ahead, but I'm rooting for you two young ones.
[16:17] Otae
    Where are you going, Grandfather?
[16:20] Binbokusai
    Seems we have some rowdy visitors.
[16:24] Binbokusai
    I have to go.
[16:29] Nishino
    Tsk... I missed the plate.
[16:32] Nishino
    However...
[16:33] Kitaoji (M)
    You cannot escape...
[16:35] Kitaoji (M)
    our combo...!
[16:39] Okita
    Hey.
[16:40] Okita
    I'm going to get that girl.
[16:45] Nishino
    Minamito!
[16:51] Kagura
    Owie...
[16:57] Okita
    Hijikata-san...what is that? That huge target?
[17:02] Hijikata
    A handicap.
[17:06] Minamito
    Hey Kitaoji. How's my face look?
[17:10] Kitaoji
    Like a dick.
[17:12] Minamito
    I was talking about my injuries.
[17:14] Kitaoji
    It's covered with blood. Better hurry to your urologist.
[17:16] Minamito
    Get off of that!
[17:19] Minamito
    Oh...
[17:20] ---
    A handsome guy looks good even when he's bleeding.
[17:23] Minamito
    Hey Nishino, come here. Join us for a photo.
[17:26] Nishino
    Geez... You're such a kid.
[17:32] Minamito
    It's a souvenir. It's not that often we get injured.
[17:36] Minamito
    Doesn't it look cool? Having blood on my face.
[17:41] Kitaoji
    This is turning into a very interesting fight.
[17:44] Minamito
    Why are you guys shooting in main frame?
[17:45] Kagura
    It didn't work at all. Didn't even break the plate.
[17:48] Kagura
    If I'd been with the Odd Jobs trio, we'd have finished them off.
[17:50] Okita
    Feeling homesick?
[17:52] ---
    You were almost defeated?
[17:54] Hijikata
    Sogo, what happened to the Odd Jobs?
[17:57] Okita
    He'll be fine by himself.
[17:59] Kagura
    You left Gin-chan alone?!
[18:02] Kagura
    I'm going to find Gin-chan!
[18:04] Kagura
    Gin-chan doesn't look it, but he gets lonely!
[18:06] Hijikata
    Hey! You're the lonely one! Don't move around by yourself!
[18:10] Nishino
    Wait up, young lady.
[18:12] Nishino
    You'll all be defeated anyway. Doesn't matter if you help him...
[18:17] Kagura
    Get out of my way!
[18:19] Kagura
    Those two idiots over there will be your opponents.
[18:23] Kagura
    You kids can play swordfight together.
[18:28] Nishino
    I like you! And that demon-like strength of yours!
[18:31] Nishino
    I, Tsukamu Nishino, will be your opponent.
[18:34] Hijikata
    Hey!
[18:35] Kitaoji
    Your opponent is over here...
[18:37] Kitaoji
    The Demon Vice-Chief of the Shinsengumi.
[18:40] Kitaoji
    I, Itsuki Kitaoji, will show you what a real samurai is.
[18:45] Hijikata
    Suits me just fine.
[18:47] Minamito
    That leaves you for me. I'm Sui Minamido.
[18:51] Minamito
    What do you say, young man?
[18:53] Minamito
    Let's say no attacks to the face.
[18:56] Minamito
    We both have women who'd cry if something happened, right?
[18:58] Okita
    Don't worry about that.
[19:00] Okita
    Unlike you celebrities, we country samurai aren't popular with women.
[19:03] Minamito
    Oh come on, I was trying to help you out.
[19:07] Okita
    Shut up. I get it.
[19:09] Okita
    If it's not your face, I can mess you up as much as I want.
[19:12] Minamito
    You won't win that way. You have to break the plate.
[19:16] Minamito
    What?
[19:17] Okita
    I didn't come here to break plates.
[19:20] Okita
    I came to beat you people to a pulp.
[19:33] Minamito (M)
    This...can't be...
[19:35] Minamito(M)
    This guy is ridiculously strong!
[19:40] Okita
    Oh, so this is where you were hiding it.
[19:43] Minamito (M)
    And what's more...
[19:44] Okita
    I have to beat you so I don't hit your face or the plate.
[19:48] Minamito (M)
    He's a hardcore sadist!
[19:54] Nishino
    Minamito, why're you struggling with that kid?
[19:57] Minamido
    That kid is dangerous...
[20:00] Okita
    What's the problem? He's no match for you.
[20:05] Kagura
    Shut up! I'm not feeling well.
[20:08] Okita
    Hey, your arm...
[20:11] Nishino
    You lost the use of your arm when you were protecting the plate...
[20:15] Okita
    Bending it back the opposite way should fix it.
[20:17] Nishino
    Just a minute! I don't think you should do that...
[20:22] Okita
    Huh? Did I bend it the wrong way?
[20:24] Kagura
    Why you...
[20:25] Kagura
    What'd you do that for, you damn brat!
[20:30] Okita
    You broke it! I heard it snap!
[20:32] Okita
    Damn you! Most people don't kick hard enough to break bones!
[20:35] Kagura
    Gin-chan says "an eye for an eye."
[20:38] Nishino
    This match is done.
[20:40] Nishino
    It's the ultimate stupidity to let the match get away because of infighting...
[20:45] Nishino
    Hand over your plates.
[20:47] Kagura/Okita
    No way!
[20:51] Nishino
    It's useless. Samurai who can't use their arm or their leg are useless.
[20:56] Nishino
    Samurai should face their end with grace.
[21:01] Okita
    Hmph.
[21:01] ---
    With grace?
[21:03] ---
    Unfortunately, we country samurai don't subscribe to that sort of Bushido.
[21:08] Okita
    So we're samurai who can't use an arm and a leg...
[21:11] Okita
    Hey, which do you hate more: teaming up with me or losing to them?
[21:15] Kagura
    Both of you can go to hell.
[21:18] Okita
    I feel the same way.
[21:21] Kagura
    But...
[21:22] Kagura
    Gin-chan says to give back double what people do to you.
[21:27] Nishino
    Come on out, country samurai!
[21:29] Okita
    We're over here, big stuff.
[21:32] Okita
    Let's have our final match.
[21:35] ---
    Bring it on!
[21:39] Nishino
    What's with that?
[21:40] Okita
    I can't use my leg; she can't use her arm. But if we cooperate...
[21:44] Kagura
    Hey! Don't put your crotch so close to me! It's sickening!
[21:47] Okita
    I can't help it!
[21:49] Nishino
    You think you can dodge my sword like that?!
[21:52] Okita
    We're incredibly light on our feet. Shall we do a tap dance for you?
[21:56] Kagura
    I can't tap.
[21:58] Okita
    She says she can't tap dance, dammit!
[22:00] Nishino
    I don't have time to play kiddy games!
[22:07] Nishino
    Hey!
[22:08] ---
    The bottom's doing all the dodging, but the top's taking all the hits!
[22:13] Okita
    Time out!
[22:16] Okita
    Hmph.
[22:17] ---
    I was waiting for that.
[22:19] Nishino
    This can't be! He planned this?!
[22:22] Okita
    Now!
[22:31] Nishino
    The strategist is beaten by his own strategy!
SIGN    [To be continued]
SIGN    [The next episode...]
SIGN    [Toshiro Hijikata vs. Itsuki Kitaoji]
[24:26] Hijikata
    "People who are picky about food are picky about people, too."
SIGN    [The battle between Kodokan and the Yagyu clan continues. Next time, it's Hijikata vs. Kitaoji-mayonnaise against ketchup.]
SIGN    [Will mayonnaise win? Or will ketchup? And where did Gintoki disappear to?]