# E77 - “Yesterday’s Enemy, After All Is Said and Done, Is Still the Enemy”
Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/watch/GYJQ21K46/yesterdays-enemy-after-all-is-said-and-done-is-still-the-enemy)
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**[00:01] Otae**
Everyone... Farewell...
**[00:11] Gintoki**
Hey.
***SIGN*** [Shinpachi and Kondo take on the Yagyu clan to bring back Otae who is marrying Kyubei.]
***SIGN*** [Gintoki and his friends rush to the scene! Can they win against the Yagyu clan?]
**[01:52] Koshinori**
Kyubei, I'm disappointed in you.
**[01:56] Koshinori**
I sent you on your journey
**[01:58] Koshinori**
to train in the martial arts so that you could perfect our Yagyu Chingage style of swordsmanship.
**[02:03] Koshinori**
Now you return all of a sudden with that girl and tell me you want to marry her?
**[02:08] ---**
What were you doing these past three years?
**[02:10] ---**
Searching for a wife?!
**[02:11] Kyubei**
With all due respect, Father...
**[02:13] Koshinori**
Silence! I don't want you calling me "Father"!
**[02:17] Koshinori**
I told you to call me "Papa"! "Daddy" is okay, too!
**[02:22] Koshinori**
Kyubei, our Yagyu clan
**[02:24] Koshinori**
is made of trueborn celebrities who have served the Shogun's family for generations.
**[02:27] Koshinori**
Our duty is to continue the Yagyu style of swordsmanship and keep our celebrity blood intact.
**[02:33] ---**
Look at me-the truth is, I hate Persian cats.
**[02:37] ---**
I'm allergic to them. But I put up with them because I'm a celebrity.
**[02:41] Koshinori**
Otae-chan is certainly cute.
**[02:43] Koshinori**
But she's a mere daughter of a town dojo, and you're the successor to the Yagyu clan.
**[02:46] Koshinori**
That's not balance.
**[02:50] Koshinori**
Is it your intention to end our celebrity bloodline right here?
**[02:54] Koshinori**
Just a minute, Kyubei! I'm not done yet.
**[02:58] Kyubei**
People grow strong in order to protect something.
**[03:01] Kyubei**
You can go on protecting what you want to protect, Papa.
**[03:05] ---**
I will protect the person I cherish.
**[03:08] ---**
I made a vow on this left eye I lost...
**[03:11] Koshinori**
Hey! Just a minute, Kyubei!
**[03:14] Students**
Koshinori-sama!
**[03:15] Koshinori**
What is it?
**[03:19] Gintoki**
Shinpachi!
**[03:20] Gintoki**
Why didn't you at least say something before doing something like this?!
**[03:23] Kagura**
Planning to do something this much fun all by yourself!
**[03:26] Kagura**
From now on, I'm calling you Sneakypachi!
**[03:29] Kondo**
Don't you guys understand that Shinpachi-kun didn't want to get you involved?!
**[03:33] Gintoki**
Shut up, Gorilla! Then why are you involved in this?
**[03:37] Kondo**
Because of my ego!
**[03:40] ---**
Otae-san is marrying into this clan by choice!
**[03:43] ---**
I don't know her reasons, but...
**[03:45] Kondo**
there's no way she'd say good-bye with that face!
**[03:49] Kondo**
Maybe this isn't what Otae-san wants!
**[03:52] Kondo**
Only people who have a bone to pick, are supposed to be here.
**[03:56] Kondo**
There's no duty or anything here.
**[03:58] Kondo**
I can't have people who have nothing to do with this getting involved!
**[04:00] ---**
So why are you guys here?!
**[04:04] Hijikata**
Kondo-san, you don't have to worry.
**[04:06] Hijikata**
I came with a bone to pick, too.
**[04:09] Hijikata**
I owe the Yagyu, so I came to pay them back.
**[04:13] ---**
Just so you know, today's my day off, so you don't have to be concerned about that.
**[04:16] Okita**
Kondo-san, I just came because I have a bone to pick, too.
**[04:20] Okita**
At this rate, I'll have to call a gorilla our missus.
**[04:24] ---**
Just so you know, I was supposed to work really hard today, but I took the day off.
**[04:27] Kondo**
You're all about yourself!
**[04:29] Okita**
What're you talking about? You took today off, too, Kondo-san.
**[04:32] Kondo**
I took paid leave.
**[04:34] Shinpachi**
Gin-san...
**[04:35] ---**
I don't care anymore if people say I have a sister complex.
**[04:40] Shinpachi**
I love my sister. I don't want her to leave.
**[04:45] Shinpachi**
If there were any way to do it, I'd want to stay with her forever. But...
**[04:49] Shinpachi**
If he's the person she loves from the bottom of her heart,
**[04:52] Shinpachi**
even if he's a shady bastard who never has money...
**[04:56] Shinpachi**
or if he's a gorilla stalker...
**[04:57] Shinpachi**
or a mayo maniac or a hardcore sadist...
**[05:00] Shinpachi**
If Sis can be happy, then I'm prepared to send her off as I cry...
**[05:06] ---**
But...
**[05:07] Shinpachi**
to send Sis off with tears in her eyes...
**[05:10] ---**
I'd die before I let that happen.
**[05:13] Shinpachi**
I want Sis to always be smiling.
**[05:24] Kagura**
Gin-chan? What'll happen if Big Sis really does love that shrimp?
**[05:29] Kagura**
We'd be total jerks.
**[05:31] Gintoki**
We're used to being jerks...and getting in people's way.
**[05:36] Gintoki**
Shinpachi, remember this:
**[05:39] ---**
We're not doing this for justice or for your sister.
**[05:44] Gintoki**
We're doing it for you.
**[05:47] Hijikata**
Let me make it clear. I'm not on your side.
**[05:49] Hijikata**
It's just that we share the same enemy.
**[05:52] Okita**
Isn't he stereotypical? He thinks he's Vegeta.
***SIGN*** [Note: Refers to Vegeta from Dragonball.]
**[05:55] Okita**
He's planning on casually joining in.
**[06:00] Kondo**
We're far from being comrades, but with this group,
**[06:04] Kondo**
we just might be able to beat the Yagyu.
**[06:07] Kondo**
Shall we go, brother?
**[06:09] Shinpachi**
Who're you calling "brother"?
***SIGN*** ["Yesterday's Enemy, After All Is Said and Done, Is Still the Enemy"]
**[06:19] Kitaoji**
Did you hear?
**[06:21] Kitaoji**
That girl the Young Lord brought back
**[06:23] Kitaoji**
is getting run through the mill by Granny as part of her bride training.
**[06:26] Minamito**
A pity. It's only a matter of time before she runs away.
**[06:30] ---**
She was my type, too.
**[06:32] Minamito**
Hey, Kitaoji,
**[06:34] Minamito**
aren't you using too much ketchup?
**[06:36] Kitaoji**
Don't you know?
**[06:37] Kitaoji**
Ketchup was created to go well with everything.
**[06:40] Minamito**
You're making me sick. Stop it.
**[06:43] Kitaoji**
Looking at your dick-face makes me sicker.
**[06:47] Minamito**
What?!
**[06:49] Nishino**
Stop it, Kitaoji, Minamito. You're acting like kids.
**[06:53] Minamito**
I don't have to take that from a guy who eats a kiddie meal lunch at his age!
**[06:57] Nishino**
Shut up, dick-face!
**[06:59] Minamito**
What part?! What part looks like a dick?!
**[07:01] Tojo**
Stop it.
**[07:04] Tojo**
It's just food. You're disgraceful...
**[07:06] Tojo**
A bride, is it?
**[07:08] Tojo**
Seems three years on a martial arts training journey didn't change the Young Lord.
**[07:20] Tojo**
Dammit!
**[07:22] Minamito**
Tojo-san?
**[07:23] Tojo**
Damn Granny!
**[07:24] ---**
I told her to stock up on fresh eggs!
**[07:26] ---**
The yolk broke again! I'm going to the supermarket!
**[07:29] Minamito**
Calm down, Tojo-san! It's just food!
**[07:32] Tojo**
Shut up! Dick bod!
**[07:33] Minamito**
Now it's my entire body?! Looks like this is getting worse!
**[07:41] Okita**
Hey, you're dripping egg from your crotch. Are you ovulating?
**[07:49] Hijikata**
You deserved that, Sogo.
**[07:50] Okita**
Ouch! What was that for?!
**[07:57] Tojo**
Well, nice of you to come, dojo busters.
**[08:01] Tojo**
But your remarkable ride ends here.
**[08:03] ---**
We are the guardians of the Yagyu clan...
**[08:06] Kitaoji**
Itsuki Kitaoji.
**[08:09] Minamito**
Sui Minamito.
**[08:12] Nishino**
Tsukamu Nishino.
**[08:14] Tojo**
And Ayumu Tojo.
**[08:17] Tojo**
Now that you face the Four Yagyu Aces, don't expect to leave here alive.
**[08:23] Gintoki**
We don't have business with you.
**[08:26] Gintoki**
Bring out your leader. Who are you guys?
**[08:28] ---**
Whose 100 percent are you? What 100 percent are you?
**[08:31] ---**
Are you 100 percent Yagyu?! You bastards!
***SIGN*** [Note: Spoof of Strawberry 100%. Based on the Four Yagyu Aces' last names.]
**[08:33] Minamido Minamito**
We can't let small fry like you meet the Young Lord.
**[08:37] Minamido Minamito**
Throw down your swords! Or our hostage...
**[08:43] Minamido Minamito**
What's the hell are you doing?!
**[08:45] Gintoki**
You said throw them down.
**[08:46] Minamido**
What kind of way is that to throw them down?!
**[08:48] Minamido**
Can't you see we have a hostage?!
**[08:49] Hijikata**
Sorry, but he's got no value as a hostage.
**[08:52] Kagura**
Kill him! Kill him!
**[08:54] Okita**
You'll regret this later.
**[08:56] Kitaoji**
Tojo-dono, let me take care of these guys...
**[08:59] Kyubei**
Stop it!
**[09:03] Kyubei**
They are relatives of my wife. No rough stuff.
**[09:07] Tojo Et Al**
Young Lord!
**[09:08] Kyubei**
You come in droves... Shinpachi-kun.
**[09:11] Kyubei**
I didn't think your attachment to your sister was this strong.
**[09:16] Shinpachi**
I didn't come today as her brother. I came as the head of Kodokan.
**[09:21] Shinpachi**
Tae Shimura is a valuable member of our dojo.
**[09:24] Shinpachi**
If you wish for her as your wife, decorum dictates that you come through me.
**[09:29] Kyubei**
Decorum? What're you talking about?
**[09:32] Kondo**
As one who lives for the study of swordsmanship, you should understand.
**[09:35] Kondo**
Samurai settle matters faster with the sword than with words.
**[09:39] Okita**
A samurai lives by the sword and dies by the sword. That being the case...
**[09:43] Hijikata**
Take the woman with your sword.
**[09:46] Kagura**
We want a match with you, you bastard!
**[09:48] Kyubei**
A match?
**[09:51] ---**
Do you think a match between our Yagyu dojo and your pathetic dojo would even be a fight?
**[09:56] Gintoki**
Oh it will, sonny.
**[09:58] Gintoki**
The truth is, we members of the Kodokan don't get along at all,
**[10:02] Gintoki**
and don't socialize outside of the dojo.
**[10:04] Gintoki**
We don't know anything about each other,
**[10:06] Gintoki**
and we don't want to. We'd rather see each other die.
**[10:10] Gintoki**
But I do know that we're all very strong.
**[10:18] Otaki**
Otae-dono, what is this?
**[10:21] Otae**
Omelet.
**[10:23] Otae**
Omelets have always been one of my best dishes.
**[10:26] Otae**
I thought I had already perfected it,
**[10:28] Otae**
but I did as you asked, Otaki-san, and improved it.
**[10:31] Otae**
My repertoire has grown by this much...
**[10:34] Otaki**
Is our kitchen ground zero?
**[10:36] Otae**
Yes, to an inexperienced wife, the kitchen is a battlefield.
**[10:41] Otaki**
That's not what I meant!
These are completely burnt!
**[10:44] Otaki**
Everything's black! A soul society?! Is this a soul society?!
***SIGN*** [Note: Refers to BLEACH. At the Soul society, soul reapers all wear black kimono.]
**[10:47] Otaki**
If you can't cook even a single dish,
**[10:48] Otaki**
it'll be a hundred years before you can marry into the Yagyu clan!
**[10:54] Otae**
Otaki-san, don't you think it's rather rude for the person
**[10:58] Otae**
in charge of training the new wife to strike her student?
**[11:03] Otaki (M)**
Young lady! You're not fazed even a bit by my hazing! You are a frightening one!
**[11:08] Otaki (M)**
If this woman marries into the Yagyu clan,
**[11:11] Otaki (M)**
she will most certainly be a threat to me!
**[11:15] Otaki**
Forget it. I'm appalled by you!
**[11:19] Otaki**
Clean up that mess.
**[11:22] Otaki**
You mustn't throw it away. Make sure you eat it all.
**[11:27] ---**
Dog food matches you well.
**[11:29] Otae**
Grandfather, that's supposed to be for the dog.
***SIGN*** [Note: Binbokusai literally means "dirt poor."]
**[11:32] Otaki**
Binbokusai-sama! What're you eating?!
**[11:36] Binbokusai**
It's such a waste! It's still edible.
**[11:39] Otaki**
Edible, inedible is not the point!
**[11:41] Otaki**
The head of the Yagyu should not be doing such things!
**[11:47] Kyubei**
You people barged in here. You'll have to follow Yagyu rules.
**[11:52] Kondo**
You want to play Othello?
**[11:54] Kagura**
Just so you know, we're really good at Othello.
**[11:56] Kagura**
We'll take all four corners.
**[11:59] Kyubei**
We have plates here.
**[12:01] Kyubei**
Each of us will wear these plates somewhere on our bodies and try to break each other's plates.
**[12:06] Kyubei**
It'll be six versus six.
**[12:07] Kyubei**
The battlefield will be the entirety of the Yagyu premises.
**[12:11] Kyubei**
Those whose plates are broken must drop out of the game.
**[12:14] Kyubei**
The side that breaks the captain's plate wins.
**[12:16] Kyubei**
Those are the only rules.
**[12:18] Kyubei**
We will beat that street-style swordsmanship of yours to a pulp
**[12:22] Kyubei**
and put an end to any second thoughts.
**[12:24] Gintoki**
That's fine with us, you bastards. We won't lose a fight.
**[12:28] Kyubei**
Our captain is somewhere in this mansion.
**[12:31] Kyubei**
Defeat him, and you win.
**[12:34] Tojo**
By the way, we're not telling you who it is.
**[12:36] Tojo**
We intend to break all your plates, so it doesn't matter who our captain is.
**[12:42] Gintoki & Group**
What the hell is this?!
**[12:43] Kondo**
I'm really angry! I'm not letting those guys have Otae-san!
**[12:48] Shinpachi**
She was never yours, either.
**[12:51] Kondo**
That pisses me off! Let's play with our captain out in the open!
**[12:55] Kondo**
So they can get him at any time!
**[12:57] Shinpachi**
That's not okay! He'd be KO'ed with one blow!
**[13:00] ---**
You're making me the captain?!
**[13:01] Hijikata**
Naturally.
**[13:03] Hijikata**
It's not how we wanted it, but we've become Kodokan students.
**[13:07] Kondo**
You don't have to worry!
**[13:08] Kondo**
I'll protect Shinpachi-kun with my life! Besides,
**[13:10] Kondo**
we have a lot to talk about.
**[13:12] Kondo**
Will she live with me, or will I live at your place?
**[13:14] Shinpachi**
Excuse me! Choose someone else!
**[13:16] Okita**
More importantly, where is everyone going to wear their plates?
**[13:19] Okita**
Since Hijikata-san has no intention of losing, he's going to wear his on his eye.
**[13:24] Hijikata**
You trying to get my eye gouged out?!
**[13:26] Gintoki**
Whether you worry or not, it's going to break when the time comes!
**[13:30] Gintoki**
Just place them wherever.
**[13:32] Gintoki**
I'll place mine here.
**[13:33] Hijikata**
Why on me?!
**[13:35] Hijikata**
It's your plate!
**[13:36] Gintoki**
If it's only one eye, you'll be the same as that other character!
**[13:39] Gintoki**
Couldn't you figure that out?
**[13:40] Okita**
Think, Hijikata! You can do it, Hijikata!
**[13:43] Hijikata**
Shut up you sadist duo!
**[13:45] Kagura**
Gin-chan!
**[13:46] Kagura**
I have a great idea! I'll put it under my foot!
**[13:49] Kagura**
They can't see it when I walk! Isn't that awesome? They'll never figure it out!
**[14:00] ---**
Ouch! I stepped on something. I cut my foot.
**[14:03] Gintoki**
You can't fool us! What have you done?!
**[14:06] Gintoki**
You crushed the plate before the match even began!
**[14:08] Kondo**
What'll we do about this? What'll we do?!
**[14:10] Gintoki**
Go get a replacement!
**[14:11] Gintoki**
Go to someone at the Yagyu household and get a replacement!
**[14:13] Hijikata**
Wait. We don't know what the enemy is planning.
**[14:16] Hijikata**
It's dangerous to move about alone. We'll form pairs.
**[14:18] Shinpachi**
Hijikata-san.
**[14:20] Shinpachi**
The hardcore sadist duo went off by themselves.
**[14:25] Hijikata**
Excuse me...
**[14:27] Hijikata**
Mind if we borrow a plate for a while?
**[14:30] Maid**
Are you throwing a party?
**[14:32] Hijikata**
You might say so.
**[14:34] Maid**
Here...
**[14:36] Hijikata**
Here. Use this.
**[14:37] Kagura**
No. It's got soy sauce on it.
**[14:40] Hijikata**
All right, I'll use the one with soy sauce on it. You use mine.
**[14:44] Kagura**
I don't want to. It has mayo on it.
**[14:46] Hijikata**
No, it doesn't.
**[14:47] Hijikata**
Cut it out! This all started because of you...
**[14:48] Kagura**
I like that plate!
**[14:51] Hijikata**
How do you plan on fighting while carrying that huge plate?
**[14:54] Kagura**
It has to be that plate.
**[14:56] Kagura**
You want me to smash your mayo plate to bits, too?
**[14:59] Hijikata**
You...
**[15:07] Hijikata**
The signal to start...
**[15:09] Hijikata**
Hey! There's no time to be dawdling...
**[15:11] Kagura**
Guess I have no choice but to settle for the mayo plate.
**[15:14] Hijikata**
Just a minute...
**[15:15] Hijikata**
Wait! My plate...
**[15:19] Nishino**
Okay, she'll be first.
**[15:23] Binbokusai**
Deeper...deeper...all the way...
**[15:31] Otae**
Grandfather, please stop sexually harassing me.
**[15:34] Binbokusai**
To think that the little girl who played with Kyubei is coming here as his bride...
**[15:41] Binbokusai**
A little deeper...as far as you can go...
**[15:44] Otae**
If I dig any deeper, I might dig out something very important.
**[15:50] Binbokusai**
As long as I've known you, Otae-kun, you've always been smiling,
**[15:53] Binbokusai**
so it's difficult to know what you're thinking.
**[15:55] Binbokusai**
It's as if you're hiding something...
**[15:57] Otae**
I'm not hiding anything! I didn't see anything!
**[16:00] Binbokusai**
Is...that so?
**[16:03] Binbokusai**
I just can't help but think you're still bothered by that time...
**[16:11] Binbokusai**
If not, then that's fine.
**[16:12] Binbokusai**
It might be a thorny path ahead, but I'm rooting for you two young ones.
**[16:17] Otae**
Where are you going, Grandfather?
**[16:20] Binbokusai**
Seems we have some rowdy visitors.
**[16:24] Binbokusai**
I have to go.
**[16:29] Nishino**
Tsk... I missed the plate.
**[16:32] Nishino**
However...
**[16:33] Kitaoji (M)**
You cannot escape...
**[16:35] Kitaoji (M)**
our combo...!
**[16:39] Okita**
Hey.
**[16:40] Okita**
I'm going to get that girl.
**[16:45] Nishino**
Minamito!
**[16:51] Kagura**
Owie...
**[16:57] Okita**
Hijikata-san...what is that? That huge target?
**[17:02] Hijikata**
A handicap.
**[17:06] Minamito**
Hey Kitaoji. How's my face look?
**[17:10] Kitaoji**
Like a dick.
**[17:12] Minamito**
I was talking about my injuries.
**[17:14] Kitaoji**
It's covered with blood. Better hurry to your urologist.
**[17:16] Minamito**
Get off of that!
**[17:19] Minamito**
Oh...
**[17:20] ---**
A handsome guy looks good even when he's bleeding.
**[17:23] Minamito**
Hey Nishino, come here. Join us for a photo.
**[17:26] Nishino**
Geez... You're such a kid.
**[17:32] Minamito**
It's a souvenir. It's not that often we get injured.
**[17:36] Minamito**
Doesn't it look cool? Having blood on my face.
**[17:41] Kitaoji**
This is turning into a very interesting fight.
**[17:44] Minamito**
Why are you guys shooting in main frame?
**[17:45] Kagura**
It didn't work at all. Didn't even break the plate.
**[17:48] Kagura**
If I'd been with the Odd Jobs trio, we'd have finished them off.
**[17:50] Okita**
Feeling homesick?
**[17:52] ---**
You were almost defeated?
**[17:54] Hijikata**
Sogo, what happened to the Odd Jobs?
**[17:57] Okita**
He'll be fine by himself.
**[17:59] Kagura**
You left Gin-chan alone?!
**[18:02] Kagura**
I'm going to find Gin-chan!
**[18:04] Kagura**
Gin-chan doesn't look it, but he gets lonely!
**[18:06] Hijikata**
Hey! You're the lonely one! Don't move around by yourself!
**[18:10] Nishino**
Wait up, young lady.
**[18:12] Nishino**
You'll all be defeated anyway. Doesn't matter if you help him...
**[18:17] Kagura**
Get out of my way!
**[18:19] Kagura**
Those two idiots over there will be your opponents.
**[18:23] Kagura**
You kids can play swordfight together.
**[18:28] Nishino**
I like you! And that demon-like strength of yours!
**[18:31] Nishino**
I, Tsukamu Nishino, will be your opponent.
**[18:34] Hijikata**
Hey!
**[18:35] Kitaoji**
Your opponent is over here...
**[18:37] Kitaoji**
The Demon Vice-Chief of the Shinsengumi.
**[18:40] Kitaoji**
I, Itsuki Kitaoji, will show you what a real samurai is.
**[18:45] Hijikata**
Suits me just fine.
**[18:47] Minamito**
That leaves you for me. I'm Sui Minamido.
**[18:51] Minamito**
What do you say, young man?
**[18:53] Minamito**
Let's say no attacks to the face.
**[18:56] Minamito**
We both have women who'd cry if something happened, right?
**[18:58] Okita**
Don't worry about that.
**[19:00] Okita**
Unlike you celebrities, we country samurai aren't popular with women.
**[19:03] Minamito**
Oh come on, I was trying to help you out.
**[19:07] Okita**
Shut up. I get it.
**[19:09] Okita**
If it's not your face, I can mess you up as much as I want.
**[19:12] Minamito**
You won't win that way. You have to break the plate.
**[19:16] Minamito**
What?
**[19:17] Okita**
I didn't come here to break plates.
**[19:20] Okita**
I came to beat you people to a pulp.
**[19:33] Minamito (M)**
This...can't be...
**[19:35] Minamito(M)**
This guy is ridiculously strong!
**[19:40] Okita**
Oh, so this is where you were hiding it.
**[19:43] Minamito (M)**
And what's more...
**[19:44] Okita**
I have to beat you so I don't hit your face or the plate.
**[19:48] Minamito (M)**
He's a hardcore sadist!
**[19:54] Nishino**
Minamito, why're you struggling with that kid?
**[19:57] Minamido**
That kid is dangerous...
**[20:00] Okita**
What's the problem? He's no match for you.
**[20:05] Kagura**
Shut up! I'm not feeling well.
**[20:08] Okita**
Hey, your arm...
**[20:11] Nishino**
You lost the use of your arm when you were protecting the plate...
**[20:15] Okita**
Bending it back the opposite way should fix it.
**[20:17] Nishino**
Just a minute! I don't think you should do that...
**[20:22] Okita**
Huh? Did I bend it the wrong way?
**[20:24] Kagura**
Why you...
**[20:25] Kagura**
What'd you do that for, you damn brat!
**[20:30] Okita**
You broke it! I heard it snap!
**[20:32] Okita**
Damn you! Most people don't kick hard enough to break bones!
**[20:35] Kagura**
Gin-chan says "an eye for an eye."
**[20:38] Nishino**
This match is done.
**[20:40] Nishino**
It's the ultimate stupidity to let the match get away because of infighting...
**[20:45] Nishino**
Hand over your plates.
**[20:47] Kagura/Okita**
No way!
**[20:51] Nishino**
It's useless. Samurai who can't use their arm or their leg are useless.
**[20:56] Nishino**
Samurai should face their end with grace.
**[21:01] Okita**
Hmph.
**[21:01] ---**
With grace?
**[21:03] ---**
Unfortunately, we country samurai don't subscribe to that sort of Bushido.
**[21:08] Okita**
So we're samurai who can't use an arm and a leg...
**[21:11] Okita**
Hey, which do you hate more: teaming up with me or losing to them?
**[21:15] Kagura**
Both of you can go to hell.
**[21:18] Okita**
I feel the same way.
**[21:21] Kagura**
But...
**[21:22] Kagura**
Gin-chan says to give back double what people do to you.
**[21:27] Nishino**
Come on out, country samurai!
**[21:29] Okita**
We're over here, big stuff.
**[21:32] Okita**
Let's have our final match.
**[21:35] ---**
Bring it on!
**[21:39] Nishino**
What's with that?
**[21:40] Okita**
I can't use my leg; she can't use her arm. But if we cooperate...
**[21:44] Kagura**
Hey! Don't put your crotch so close to me! It's sickening!
**[21:47] Okita**
I can't help it!
**[21:49] Nishino**
You think you can dodge my sword like that?!
**[21:52] Okita**
We're incredibly light on our feet. Shall we do a tap dance for you?
**[21:56] Kagura**
I can't tap.
**[21:58] Okita**
She says she can't tap dance, dammit!
**[22:00] Nishino**
I don't have time to play kiddy games!
**[22:07] Nishino**
Hey!
**[22:08] ---**
The bottom's doing all the dodging, but the top's taking all the hits!
**[22:13] Okita**
Time out!
**[22:16] Okita**
Hmph.
**[22:17] ---**
I was waiting for that.
**[22:19] Nishino**
This can't be! He planned this?!
**[22:22] Okita**
Now!
**[22:31] Nishino**
The strategist is beaten by his own strategy!
***SIGN*** [To be continued]
***SIGN*** [The next episode...]
***SIGN*** [Toshiro Hijikata vs. Itsuki Kitaoji]
**[24:26] Hijikata**
"People who are picky about food are picky about people, too."
***SIGN*** [The battle between Kodokan and the Yagyu clan continues. Next time, it's Hijikata vs. Kitaoji-mayonnaise against ketchup.]
***SIGN*** [Will mayonnaise win? Or will ketchup? And where did Gintoki disappear to?]