E64 - "Eating Nmaibo Can Make You Full in No Time!"

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[01:34] Kusano
    Hello everyone, I'm Hitoyoshi Kusano.
SIGN    [Note: Parody of Hitoshi Kusano, a former NHK announcer.]
[01:37] Kusano
    First, an exclusive scoop.
[01:39] Kusano
    Our "The Edo" crew has successfully contacted a major figure of the Anti-Foreigner Faction.
[01:45] ---
    Here is Announcer Hanano with the report.
SIGN    [Note: Pronounciation of her name sounds like "nostril".]
[01:47] Hanano
    Hello, I'm Saki Hanano.
SIGN    [Note: Hanano-saki sounds like "tip of the nose" in Japanese]
[01:49] ---
    My special report is about this man...
[01:54] Hanano
    He is well-known to the Anti-Foreigner Faction...
[01:57] Hanano
    yet is elusive like a phantom.
[01:58] Hanano
    He saves the weak and conquers the powerful... The last samurai.
[02:04] Hanano
    Wanted by the Bakufu, but popular among the people of Edo...
[02:09] Hanano
    Also known as The Unstoppable, the one and only K-san.
[02:13] Kusano
    He is considered a major figure by the police department.
[02:18] Hanano
    Since he is currently a wanted man,
[02:21] Hanano
    we cannot reveal his real name and we've kept his face hidden.
[02:25] Hanano
    We were permitted only one day to interview him.
[02:30] Kusano
    The mysterious veil shrouding the Anti-Foreigner Faction is about to be lifted and the truth revealed.
[02:34] Kusano
    Where do they see this country going and what do they think must be done?
[02:39] Kusano
    The Edo's special feature, "The Dawning of Japan."
[02:43] Kusano
    A secret day in the life of The Unstoppable, follows right after these messages!
SIGN    [Announcer Hanano's one day exclusive interview with rumored big time Anti-Foreigner ronin.]
SIGN    [K-san The Unstoppable on the air!! Right after this!! Stay tuned.]
SIGN    [THE EDO] [The Dawning of Japan Special The Unstoppable - One day undercover]
[03:05] Hanano
    Hello, I'm Announcer Hanano from Edo Tonight.
[03:09] Katsura
    Hello.
[03:10] Hanano
    Thank you for agreeing to our interview.
[03:14] Hanano
    Please let me confirm. You are The Unstoppable, K-san?
[03:20] Katsura
    Not K-san. It's Katsura.
[03:23] ---
    No, but... you asked me to use an alias...
[03:27] ---
    K-tsura-san.
[03:28] Katsura
    It's not K-tsura-san. It's Katsura!
[03:30] Hanano
    Umm... Are you sure you want to give your real name?
[03:34] Katsura
    Oh right. Add in a "pii."
SIGN    [Note: "pii" as in a bleep censor]
[03:36] Hanano
    Okay, I'll add a "pii."
[03:39] ---
    So [censor beep]-san.
[03:41] Katsura
    Not [censor beep]! It's Katsura!
[03:42] Hanano
    Oh, well...never mind.
[03:46] Hanano
    Oh, but we'll distort your face, so your identity won't be revealed.
[03:50] Katsura
    Distort?! What? Is my face distorted right now?!
[03:56] Hanano
    Yes, is that a problem?
[03:58] Katsura
    Remove it right now! Doing such an obscene thing to a person's face is unacceptable!
[04:02] Hanano
    No, but we're just being cautious for your sake...
[04:05] Katsura
    Don't do me any favors!
[04:08] ---
    Besides, it's more of a problem if people think my face goes against what is considered good taste.
[04:13] ---
    Remove it immediately! Who do you think I am?!
[04:16] Hanano
    Oh but...
[04:18] Katsura
    I am a master of disguise. I am under disguise right now.
[04:22] ---
    I am nicknamed "Getaway Kotaro." As if I would reveal my true self so easily.
[04:27] Hanano
    Oh, but you've already revealed your real first and last name.
[04:30] Katsura
    A woman should not speak of "revealing" herself.
[04:34] Hanano
    Well, I don't quite understand...
[04:36] ---
    But never mind.
[04:37] Hanano
    I'm sorry. Anyway, we'll remove the distortion on your face.
[04:42] Hanano
    Umm... let me return to my questions. K-san, I mean Katsura-san...
[04:49] Hanano
    Why did you agree to this close-up interview today?
[04:53] Katsura
    Well...
[04:54] Katsura
    First of all, I want people to understand what the Anti-Foreigner Faction stands for.
[04:59] Katsura
    Many people are afraid of us because we have been labeled as
[05:02] Katsura
    criminals, terrorists, and guerillas...as dangerous men.
[05:06] Hanano
    Most people in society do believe that.
[05:09] Katsura
    However, that is wrong.
[05:11] Katsura
    It's true that there are robbers and bandits.
[05:15] Ikumatsu
    Enjoy.
[05:16] Hanano
    Thank you.
[05:18] Katsura
    However, that's just a small segment.
[05:21] Katsura
    Most of us love this nation and want to change it.
[05:23] Katsura
    We want people to understand that we are loyal patriots.
[05:28] Hanano
    ...I see.
[05:30] Katsura
    Secondly...
[05:35] Katsura
    Secondly... Huh?
[05:38] Katsura
    It's hard to eat with this on!
[05:40] Katsura
    The moustache gets in the way!
[05:41] Hanano
    K-Katsura-san!
[05:43] Hanano
    Your...face is in plain view! ...
SIGN    [Note: Literally, she says "marumie" or "open to view." But Katsura puts a sexual spin on it.]
[05:45] Katsura
    A woman shouldn't speak about anything being in plain view!
[05:48] Hanano
    I didn't mean it like that!
[05:50] Katsura
    Ikumatsu-dono, what is the meaning of ramen noodles during an interview? Are you...
[05:54] Ikumatsu
    We're a ramen shop. If you want tea, go to a teashop.
[05:58] ---
    Geez, bringing a whole brigade in here...!
[06:01] Katsura
    She scolded me.
[06:02] Hanano
    No, never mind that. But your face is in plain view.
[06:06] Katsura
    Don't use that phrase!
[06:08] Hanano
    Look, never mind that already.
[06:11] Katsura
    Hmm... Where were we?
[06:13] Hanano
    Yes... you were answering my question about why you agreed to our interview.
[06:17] ---
    You were on the second reason.
[06:19] Katsura
    Oh, yes, yes.
[06:22] ---
    The second reason. Well, the second reason is...
[06:26] ---
    Huh?
[06:31] ---
    There's no second reason. Just one will do.
[06:33] ---
    This aroma is richer than before... Delicious...
[06:36] Hanano
    Oh, I see...
[06:40] Hanano
    Well then, you wanted to broadcast the mission of the Anti-Foreigner Faction to everyone watching.
[06:45] Hanano
    And you want each viewer to ponder about what can be done for this country.
[06:50] Hanano
    Am I correct?
[06:52] Katsura
    Oh yes, that's it.
[06:55] Katsura
    That's just what I wanted to say.
[06:57] ---
    What kind of stock did she use?
[06:59] ---
    Flying fish? Dried mackerel?
[07:01] Hanano
    Excuse me! Please don't "shoot from the hip" like that that.
SIGN    [Note: She literally says, "koshi o oru" which means bend your hips, but Katsura takes it sexually.]
[07:05] Katsura
    Don't use uncouth phrases like "massage the hip"!
[07:09] Hanano
    He totally misunderstood.
[07:10] ---
    Rather, that's an old lecher's gag line.
[07:14] Katsura
    Right. Even when you are in the midst of a secret mission,
[07:18] Katsura
    you must not forget hidden meanings and flavors.
[07:21] Hanano
    Yes. So may I go on to the next question?
[07:24] ---
    Like your daily schedule.
[07:28] Katsura
    Elizabeth!
[07:29] Katsura
    What's wrong? What happened?!
[07:31] Hanano
    What is happening?! A strange creature has crashed into our interview site!
[07:36] Katsura
    That's no strange creature! That's Elizabeth!
[07:38] Okita
    Katsura!
[07:40] Okita
    Your number is up today!
[07:43] Hanano
    I-It's the Shinsengumi! What is going on?!
[07:45] Hanano
    They knew where the interview was taking place!
[07:48] Okita
    Die! Katsura!!
[07:58] Katsura
    And in this manner, a hectic day begins.
[08:02] Katsura
    It's about time I left...
SIGN    
SIGN    [Note: She is dressed as Eligo 13, a spoof of Golgo 13]
[08:05] Hanano
    Huh? Is this part of the schedule?
[08:07] Katsura
    Of course! Can the cameraman follow?
[08:11] ---
    I don't want to block his way.
[08:13] Okita
    Katsura!
[08:14] Ikumatsu
    Hey! What's the big idea crashing my place like this?!
[08:17] All
    Oh, sorry.
[08:20] Hanano
    Katsura-san, you seem to be accustomed to this crazy situation.
[08:22] Hanano
    Does this happen a lot?
[08:25] Katsura
    Well, yes. Those guys always show up anytime, anyplace.
[08:29] Katsura
    Especially during mealtimes and when I'm asleep.
[08:32] Hanano
    When most people tend to be off their guard.
[08:35] Katsura
    Exactly.
[08:37] Katsura
    They think I'm defenseless, but in three years, they have never been successful.
[08:41] Katsura
    They can attack at mealtimes if they like...
[08:44] Katsura
    Because I have Tasty Stick snacks on me at all times.
[08:46] Katsura
    This one's corn potage.
[08:48] Hanano
    I love them, too. The corn potage-flavored ones.
[08:52] Katsura
    I love the rich flavor as it goes down my throat.
[08:55] ---
    But the only disappointment
[08:57] ---
    is that it often disintegrates into powder because I hold on to it for so long.
[09:02] Hanano
    I see... After all, your work is very dangerous.
[09:06] Katsura
    I'm fully aware of that. Every man from the moment he is born,
[09:10] Katsura
    must live life prepared to die.
SIGN    [If you are always prepared, you can remain calm. No matter what happens, there is no fear.]
[09:14] Katsura
    If you are always prepared, you can remain calm.
[09:17] ---
    No matter what happens, there is no fear.
[09:20] Katsura
    To be honest, I've never known fear ever since I was born.
[09:24] Katsura
    Now then, I'm going to escape from here.
[09:26] Squad Member
    Katsura!!
[09:37] Hanano
    Katsura-san, didn't you just yelp?
[09:41] Katsura
    That was a battle cry! You mistook it for "Uryahh!"
[09:44] Hanano
    No, you were scared just now.
[09:46] Hanano
    What? From over there, too?!
[09:50] Katsura
    Tasty Stick! Corn Potage!
SIGN    [Corn Potage]
[09:57] Hanano
    We managed to escape.
[09:58] Katsura
    Well, this is my morning warm-up.
[10:02] Hanano
    It's a morning filled with heroism. Truly like an Anti-Foreigner patriot.
[10:06] Hanano
    Umm... Katsura-san, aren't you getting off the roof?
[10:10] Katsura
    No, I'm not.
[10:11] Katsura
    When you're a big name like me, you get recognized immediately on the streets.
[10:17] Hanano
    Katsura-san, you said you were a master of disguise.
[10:20] ---
    Does that mean it hasn't been working?
[10:23] Katsura
    Look.
[10:23] Hanano
    Katsura-san, are you ignoring me?
[10:25] Katsura
    There are others besides us who walk on rooftops.
[10:29] Katsura
    They too are Anti-Foreigner patriots.
[10:31] Hanano
    What? Are you serious, Katsura-san?
[10:33] ---
    Yes.
[10:34] Katsura
    Hey! Good morning.
[10:40] Hanano
    Katsura-san, they're ignoring you. They're obviously just carpenters.
[10:46] Katsura
    That's Gosaku. He must've had a fight with his wife again.
[10:49] Hanano
    Look, the first half is about to end!
[10:52] Hanano
    And you haven't done anything that an Anti-Foreigner patriot would do!
[10:55] Katsura
    Real political activism... The Anti-Foreigner movement...
[10:59] Katsura
    is a series of subtle, unperceivable acts.
[11:01] Hanano
    Wow! He seems to be making some sensible statements
[11:03] Hanano
    and trying to connect them to these confusing events!
[11:06] Katsura
    Stay tuned! Don't change that channel.
SIGN    [Don't change that channel!!]
SIGN    
    
[11:14] Katsura
    Sorry, I'm late.
[11:16] Ronin
    Katsura-san! Elizabeth-san! Good morning!
[11:19] Katsura
    We have cameras here today, but don't worry about them.
[11:23] Katsura
    We'll distort all your faces.
[11:24] Ronin
    Right!
[11:26] Katsura
    This has never been made public before.
[11:28] Katsura
    It's the secret meeting place of the Anti-Foreigner Faction.
[11:30] Katsura
    This is the first time people other than our comrades have been inside.
[11:32] Squad Member C Ronin
    That battle strategy couldn't be helped!
[11:35] Ronin
    And that's why you'll accept it?! What a masochistic viewpoint!
[11:38] Hanano
    What do you do here, Katsura-san?
[11:40] Katsura
    Anti-Foreigner Faction members mainly exchange information.
[11:43] Katsura
    They're reporting on the results of their actions.
[11:46] Katsura
    And the refreshment during these times...
[11:49] Katsura
    is salami-flavored Tasty Stick .
[11:51] Hanano
    Salami flavor? I like that too.
[11:55] Katsura
    In other words, what we do most of the time as Anti-Foreigner Faction members
[11:58] Katsura
    is exchange information.
[12:02] ---
    All kinds of data that we've gathered from our travels here and there.
[12:05] ---
    Mostly the state of the universe and classified news of the Bakufu government.
[12:09] ---
    We exchange them and slowly spread them.
[12:13] ---
    Namely, we exchange ideas and viewpoints with those in higher positions and try to persuade them.
[12:17] ---
    And then, we force change from within the nation.
[12:20] Ronin A
    Masochistic?!
[12:22] Ronin A
    That's just Otsu-dono's sales strategy!
[12:24] Ronin B
    No! Otsu-dono has clearly stated that she is seeing Goemon.
[12:28] Ronin B
    In entertainment jargon, seeing equals you-know-what.
[12:31] Ronin A
    Why you...! And you call yourself a member of the Otsu Fan Club?!
[12:33] Ronin A
    I'll tell the president about you!
[12:34] Ronin B
    Well, I've switched to Tama-dono! I'm a rebel without a cause!
[12:38] Ronin A
    I'll punish you for that! Stay right there!
[12:39] Ronin B
    No way! You're the one who should admit the two are seeing each other!
[12:41] Ronin A
    What?! Otsu-dono is being fooled! That's why I refuse to admit it!
[12:47] Ronin B
    Get real! It makes no difference if she's being fooled with money or violence!
[12:50] Ronin A
    Silence! Silence! Silence!
[12:52] Ronin A
    You're no better than a natto-flavored Tasty Stick!
SIGN    [Note: Natto = fermented soy beans]
[12:55] Ronin B
    And what's wrong with natto-flavored sticks?!
SIGN    [Stop fighting.]
[12:57] Ronin B
    It's untouched, but always number one in popularity!
[13:00] Ronin B
    And besides, what about you with your salad-flavored sticks?!
[13:02] Hanano
    Katsura-san, are they really discussing the state of the universe?
[13:05] Hanano
    I heard names that usually appear in entertainment gossip columns.
[13:08] Katsura
    Well, the exchange of information is usually done in secret code.
[13:13] Katsura
    And depending on the passion one feels, there may be a confrontation.
[13:18] Hanano
    I see.
[13:19] Katsura
    Still...
[13:20] Katsura
    Cut it out already, you punks!
[13:22] Ronin A/B
    K-Katsura-san... We're sorry.
[13:27] Hanano
    That's why he's Katsura-san, The Unstoppable!
[13:30] Hanano
    Only a few words uttered and the ronin...
[13:32] Katsura
    I like Goemon quite a bit!
[13:35] Katsura
    He's the embodiment of the unsightliness of the entertainment world and he's refreshing!
[13:40] Hanano
    Huh?
[13:41] Okita
    Katsura!!
SIGN    [It's the Shinsengumi!!]
[13:44] Katsura
    Tasty Stick, salami!
[13:48] Hanano
    Katsura-san, not again!
[13:51] Katsura
    And that's how the meetings usually end.
[13:53] Hanano
    Just the way it was scheduled, huh?
[13:55] Hanano
    Katsura-san, just how many times a day are you attacked?
[13:58] Katsura
    Every time I get to the meeting hall, they attack.
[14:02] Katsura
    As a result, I can't exchange data properly! They're such a pain!
[14:07] Hanano
    You're the worst pain! You're just being followed!
[14:12] Hanano
    You brought those guys from this morning!
[14:15] Katsura
    Gosaku! Get away quickly! They're here!
[14:18] Hanano
    I said, that's not Gosaku.
[14:21] Okita
    Katsura!!
[14:27] Hanano
    We got away somehow. I'm really exhausted.
[14:31] Katsura
    The real thing is just starting.
[14:33] Hanano
    Well, I don't care whether it's the real take or not.
[14:36] Katsura
    Next, I shall show you how we meet with an important personage and persuade him.
[14:41] Hanano
    Important personage? Who is he?!
[14:45] Katsura
    Someone we cannot do without.
[14:55] Hanano
    Is he out?
[14:56] Katsura
    No, that can't be. He's got to be here.
[15:02] Hanano
    He's not home, after all.
[15:04] Katsura
    No, he's here.
[15:07] Hanano
    Katsura-san, um...
[15:08] Katsura
    No, he's here!
[15:12] Gintoki
    I said I don't have the rent!
[15:15] Hanano
    Katsura-san!!
[15:18] Katsura
    Gintoki, you will say "yes" today.
[15:20] Gintoki
    Damn, the door came off.
[15:23] Katsura
    You are destined to fight alongside me.
[15:26] Katsura
    Let us change this rotten world together!
[15:30] Gintoki
    This part is hard to reattach.
[15:33] Katsura
    Oh... I admit this is not a simple request.
[15:35] Gintoki
    This will do.
[15:37] Katsura
    But it's possible with you and I.
[15:39] Katsura
    Gintoki, where are you going?!
[15:41] Hanano
    Katsura-san, how is it going?
[15:43] Katsura
    Yes, I'm getting a favorable impression. But it'll all depend on my final push.
[15:47] Katsura
    Announcer Hanano, can you reach into my pocket for me? It's my trump card.
[15:53] Katsura
    In a wager, the one who shows his hand first is the loser.
[15:57] Katsura
    The one who hides his trump card until the last moment is the winner.
[16:02] Katsura
    Oh, that's it.
[16:03] Katsura
    In truth, the Tasty Stick flavors vary greatly according to size.
[16:08] Katsura
    For example, the smallest is the chocolate-flavored one.
[16:12] Katsura
    Gintoki... I wonder if he'll act the same when he sees this.
[16:16] Hanano
    Katsura-san,
[16:17] Hanano
    the chocolate-flavored Tasty Stick that was your trump card has been nabbed.
[16:20] Katsura
    What?!
[16:21] Katsura
    By whom?!
[16:22] Katsura
    Ouch!
[16:24] Shinpachi
    Oh, hello, Katsura-san.
[16:26] Katsura
    Oh, hello.
[16:27] Katsura
    Oh no... There's no need for tea.
[16:30] Katsura
    No. Huh? Really? Thanks. Please don't bother.
[16:35] Hanano
    What exactly are you doing here?!
[16:37] Okira
    Katsura!!
[16:39] Okita
    Surrender nice and easy.
[16:40] Hanano
    Ngoh! They're here again!
[16:42] Katsura
    Hey, girls are not supposed say "Ngoh."
[16:45] Hanano
    Shut up! This isn't the time for that!
[16:48] Hanano
    Katsura-san! Hurry, hurry!
[16:50] Katsura
    Don't pull me out. It'll leave a hole and Gintoki will scold me.
[16:53] Hanano
    Do you...intend to...
[16:55] Hanano
    live here...forever...?!
[16:58] Katsura
    Oh, I'm out.
SIGN    [Go up!]
[17:05] Katsura
    All right.
[17:09] Squad Member C
    Up above! He's running away up there!
[17:11] Squad Member C
    Capture him! Don't let him get away!
[17:13] Katsura
    Announcer Hanano, after this,
[17:16] Katsura
    shall we go to a certain place I know to eat,
[17:19] Katsura
    drink and look at some old photos...
[17:21] Katsura
    and welcome a surprise guest,
[17:24] Katsura
    and finally, read a poignant letter from an old friend?
[17:27] ---
    How about something touching like that?
SIGN    [Spoof of "Uchi Kuru?!" COME TO MY "HOME SWEET HOME" a TV show that visits a celebrity's hometown.]
[17:31] Hanano
    What are you talking about?!
[17:33] Hanano
    Do you want a letter?
[17:35] Hanano
    You may be popular now, but long ago,
[17:37] Hanano
    maybe you were a wimp who was always teased for looking like a girl.
[17:40] Hanano
    Or a teacher from grade school said some embarrassing things about you!!
[17:43] Hanano
    Is that what you want?!
[17:49] Katsura
    Don't tell me you don't have a letter?
[17:51] Hanano
    Of course not! We're not interested in any of your friends!
[17:57] Katsura
    I figured as much and already have one ready.
[18:00] Hanano
    Just how prepared are you?! Just how much is according to your plans?!
[18:04] Katsura
    Wait for the right moment, then present it. It will be a touching scene.
[18:06] ---
    I'm counting on you. It took me all night to write it!!
[18:09] Hanano
    You wrote it?! That's enough to make me cry!
[18:14] Okita
    Eat this!!
[18:17] Katsura
    In order to get ratings, a little bit of faking is necessary.
[18:20] Hanano
    That's not the point!
[18:27] Katsura
    Where is the boundary between "the real" and "the fake"?
[18:31] ---
    I want everyone in mass media to ask themselves that!
[18:34] Hanano
    What?! Are you judging the mass media?!
[18:37] Hanano
    Huh? Katsura-san, can you see that up ahead?!
[18:39] Hanano
    Up front!! Up ahead! Ahead!
[18:43] Katsura
    Make sure you get this on camera!
[18:46] Katsura
    This is how an Anti-Foreigner patriot lives!
[18:48] Hanano
    I've been nervous about that for a while.
[18:51] Hanano
    Careful! That camera is really old!
[18:55] Katsura
    Hey, cameraman! Did you get my jump just now?
[18:59] Katsura
    It was better than Jackie himself!
SIGN    [Note: He's referring to Jackie Chan.]
[19:01] Cameraman
    Got it all, Katsura-san!
[19:03] Katsura
    Good.
[19:16] Hanano
    Where am I?!
[19:18] Katsura
    Huh? You just noticed?
[19:20] Katsura
    We're in the middle of shooting an action scene that surpasses even Jackie's!
[19:23] Hanano
    What do you mean? I don't understand!
[19:26] Katsura
    Propaganda must be convincing and have images full of power and intensity!
[19:31] ---
    By the way, can you make me a copy of this later? I'm going to send it back home.
[19:34] Hanano
    Back home? You're gonna send it back?!
[19:38] Okita
    Katsura...
[19:39] Okita
    It's time to say your prayers.
[19:48] Katsura
    Don't panic. I'm The Unstoppable.
[19:51] ---
    They'll be more afraid of me and miss.
[20:00] Katsura
    Announcer Hanano, make sure you tell the people of this nation
[20:04] Katsura
    what kind of people we Anti-Foreigner patriots were!
[20:07] Hanano
    Katsura-san?!
[20:08] Katsura
    I'm counting on you.
[20:15] Okita
    So long, Katsura.
[20:20] Hanano
    Katsura-san!!
[20:31] Hanano
    Huh? Huh?!
[20:33] Katsura
    If you are always prepared, you can remain calm.
[20:37] Katsura
    No matter what happens, there is nothing to fear!
[20:41] Hanano
    Katsura-san...
[20:43] Squad Member A
    Okita-san! It's going to take a while to recharge!
[20:47] Okita
    Damn it! Let's go!
[20:49] Squad Member B
    Look!
[20:52] Katsura
    Bye bee!
SIGN    [Bye bee]
[20:58] Squad Members E/F/G
    No way!
[20:59] Squad Member B
    He's dangerous! He's so outdated! He's too outdated!
[21:08] Okita
    Hey! You there, woman! Don't move!
[21:11] Okita
    You're one of Katsura's friends.
[21:13] Hanano
    No, I'm just reporting...
[21:15] Okita
    Don't lie. You're coming with me for questioning!
[21:19] Hanano
    No!
[21:20] Okita
    What's this?
[21:24] Katsura (M)
    To everyone in the Shinsengumi...
[21:26] Katsura (M)
    I know it's odd to ask this of an enemy,
[21:29] Katsura (M)
    but please don't lay a hand on the woman in front of you.
[21:33] Katsura (M)
    She is simply a journalist and I made her come do a story on me.
[21:39] ---
    She has nothing to do with the Anti-Foreigner Faction.
[21:42] ---
    You are my enemy, but as a man who also wishes for the happiness of the people of Edo,
[21:47] ---
    as a samurai who lives for truth... I want to believe in you all.
[21:52] Katsura (M)
    To Announcer Hanano and her two-man crew,
[21:56] Katsura (M)
    I admire you all for putting yourselves in harm's way in order to report the truth.
[22:02] Katsura (M)
    And while we both work in different ways,
[22:04] Katsura (M)
    you too, are patriots who desire peace in Edo.
[22:08] ---
    We are comrades.
[22:10] ---
    Please continue your endeavors. I will be watching every day.
[22:14] Katsura (M)
    Kotaro Katsura.
[22:18] Katsura (M)
    P.S.!
[22:20] Squad Member C
    Okita-san? What's this ticking sound?
[22:23] Okita
    What is this?
[22:24] Katsura (M)
    All Shinsengumi should die!
[22:31] Hanano
    The thing to look for is the long hair. This messy long hair.
[22:35] ---
    He always has Tasty Sticks on hand
[22:39] ---
    to use as trump cards and his sense of humor is totally outdated.
[22:41] ---
    You'll get sick just talking to him for a minute.
[22:44] Hanano
    If you see this face,
[22:46] Hanano
    please call the police immediately.
[22:48] Hanano
    Go to hell, Katsura!!
SIGN    ["Rhinoceros Beetles Teach Boys That Life is Precious"]
SIGN    The next episode! Beetle hunting!
SIGN    [The Odd Jobs Trio find out that rhinoceros beetles can be sold at high prices and set out to catch them!!]
SIGN    [But when they get to the forest, the Shinsengumi is already hard at work.]
SIGN    [Salami]