E235 - Empty planet

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[00:02] Zura
    Katsura, heading out!
[00:10] Gin
    This is a one night ceremony!
[00:12] Gin
    Tatsuma, show them that you
    haven't lost your edge!
[00:16] Saka
    Yeah, got it!
[00:18] Saka
    Time to go wild!
[00:21] B
    This is a rain from the heavens!
[00:23] Shin
    Th-The clouds...
[00:25] Shin
    The clouds that were covering
    Earth have dissipated.
SIGN    You fooled me.
[00:32] Eli
    I fooled no one.
[00:35] Eli
    The words written on that
    planet aren't the words
[00:37] ---
    of a spy, a general, or a Renho.
[00:40] Eli
    They're Elizabeth's first
    and last words of truth!
[00:47] Zura
    Elizabeth!
SIGN    Dark Vader's nefarious plot has been halted by his fellow Renho, Elizabeth!!
SIGN    A one-man rebellion has been started by someone who betrayed his home planet for the sake of his loved ones!!
SIGN    Empty Planet
[02:42] Shin
    Someone else...
[02:43] Shin
    Someone else is starting a rebellion!
[02:46] Shin
    Who is it?
[02:47] Fumi
    One of the spies who infiltrated Earth
[02:49] Fumi
    tampered with the seeds to make this happen.
[02:53] Fumi
    Only one person was in a
    position to make that happen.
SIGN    What... General Eren...?
[02:57] Fumi
    There was also that explosion.
SIGN    Is a rebel?!
SIGN    Launch in the Gunsams and shoot down the traitor!!
[03:00] Fumi
    It wasn't my bomb that blew up.
[03:05] Fumi
    As the leader of the Gunsam
    force for invading Earth,
[03:09] Fumi
    he was able to secretly sabotage them.
SIGN    Hey! Look!
SIGN    My fellow Earth lovers. This is my final order as a general. Escape immediately. Don't throw your lives away.
SIGN    What... General Eren...?
SIGN    Th-The Gunsams!
[03:23] Fumi
    This was his plan from the beginning.
[03:26] Fumi
    He lied to you and betrayed you,
[03:29] Fumi
    so he could return to the Renho
    and stop the invasion of Earth.
SIGN    Curse you, traitor!
[03:34] Fumi
    And he did in a way that
    would stop his own men,
SIGN    Launch in the remaining ships!
[03:37] ---
    who also loved Earth, from rebelling,
[03:41] Fumi
    in order to take on the root
    of all evil, Dark Vader.
[03:48] Fumi
    He chose to betray both of his homes
[03:52] ---
    to protect his Earth and Renho friends.
SIGN    I see.
SIGN    You rose to the rank of general so you could stop my plan.
SIGN    You were locked onto my head with the eyes of a tiger.
[04:12] Dark
    Eren, you thought you could
    take my head so easily?
[04:18] Dark
    You thought it would be so
    easy to change the world?
[04:25] Dark
    Nothing has changed.
[04:27] Dark
    Earth's fate will be the same,
[04:29] Dark
    as will the fate of the Renho.
[04:34] Dark
    You may have left your qualms back on Earth,
[04:39] Dark
    but are you prepared to give
    your life to take mine?
[04:42] Eli
    You've only taken out my main camera!
[04:47] Vader
    Don't make me laugh!
[04:48] Vader
    Eren, you are the only one who will die here.
[04:52] Vader
    You have deceived and
    betrayed your loved ones for
[04:55] ---
    the sake of your loved ones.
[04:57] Vader
    You turned your back on Earth and the Renho.
[05:02] Vader
    You are alone in this giant universe.
[05:06] Vader
    You have no allies.
[05:09] Vader
    No one is watching you. Nothing will change.
[05:13] Vader
    You will simply die alone.
[05:27] Vader
    Eren!
[05:29] Vader
    Curse you...
[05:39] Eli
    Vader, you're absolutely right.
[05:42] Eli
    I've been lying to myself
    and betraying my friends.
[05:49] Eli
    I no longer know who I am.
[05:54] Eli
    But that is fine.
[05:56] Eli
    I may no longer have a planet to call home,
[05:59] Eli
    I may no longer have an identity,
[06:02] Eli
    but if I can die as Katsura-san's friend,
[06:05] Eli
    that's good enough.
[06:09] Vader
    Then die!
[06:11] Vader
    Die with no friends in
    the dark void of space!
[06:16] Zura
    He has a friend right here!
[06:19] Zura
    It doesn't matter if you're in a dark place
[06:22] ---
    or at the farthest reaches of the universe!
[06:27] Zura
    I told you that I've got your back!
SIGN    Ka...
[06:32] Eli
    -tsura-san...
[06:34] Zura
    It's not Tsura, it's Katsura.
[06:36] Eli
    Wait, how are you reading my mind?
[06:39] Eli
    Are you a Newtype?
[06:41] Eli
    Why?
[06:42] Eli
    I told you not to look!
[06:45] Eli
    You weren't supposed to remember!
[06:48] Eli
    Why am I...
[06:52] Eli
    ...crying?
[06:55] Zura
    It must be like when a parent starts crying
[06:58] Zura
    when he sees his child fall
    down because it must hurt.
[07:03] Eli
    This is a really stupid Newtype conversation!
[07:07] Zura
    Oh, I can see time!
[07:10] Eli
    Uh, could you stop ruining this moment?!
[07:13] Zura
    Elizabeth!
[07:15] Eli
    Katsura-san!
[07:22] Vader
    The rat took the bait.
[07:26] Vader
    I've been waiting for this moment!
[07:30] Zura
    He repaired himself?!
[07:31] Zura
    I-Is he a cyborg?!
[07:34] Vader
    Fire!
[07:35] Vader
    Reduce them all to space dust!
[07:39] Mutsu
    Oh, no! The fleet is in position!
[07:41] Mutsu
    Hurry!
[07:42] Kagura
    There's no hope!
[07:43] Kagura
    It's too late!
[07:46] Zura
    Elizabeth!
[08:00] Vader
    Y-You bastards...
[08:03] Vader
    What is...
[08:05] Vader
    ...the meaning of this?
[08:09] Zura
    I-Impossible...
[08:11] Zura
    The enemy fleet fired on Dark Vader?
[08:18] Saka
    Dark Vader, you're the
    one who's alone in space!
[08:24] Saka
    Sorry to keep you waiting, Zura.
[08:26] Saka
    We've formed the Renth Alliance!
[08:27] Zura
    Sakamoto!
[08:29] Vader
    C-Curse you!
SIGN    Dark Vader, you said
SIGN    that the Renho were nothing more than tools for conquering Earth.
SIGN    But the people of Earth said
SIGN    that they would be willing to give up a planet or two for the sake of their fellow Earthlings.
SIGN    That friends
SIGN    were a treasure that could never be replaced.
SIGN    We could kill the Earthlings and make their planet our new home,
SIGN    but is there any value in a planet with no friends?
SIGN    Samurai, don't forget your promise.
[08:54] Saka
    Yeah, we'll help you conquer
    any planet you choose.
SIGN    In that case...
[09:00] A
    In that case,
[09:01] A
    will you join
[09:03] B
    our comrade,
[09:06] ---
    who has protected our second home,
[09:09] ---
    Earth, the Renho pride, and his Renho comrades all alone!
[09:13] D
    Will you help us join our friend
    in conquering that empty planet?
[09:19] Saka
    Consider it done.
[09:21] Saka
    Renth Alliance, clause one.
[09:23] Saka
    When Earthlings and Renho
    play Uno, follow space rules.
[09:28] Saka
    Clause two.
[09:29] Saka
    When Renho are visiting Earth, let them play
[09:33] ---
    SNES games along with the NES games.
[09:36] Saka
    In other words, we're buddies now.
[09:40] Shin
    In other words, you used
    ActRaiser to string them along!
[09:44] Shin
    What kind of alliance is this?!
[09:46] Saka
    On Earth, you can eat all
    the ActRaiser you want!
[09:49] All
    Yeah!
[09:50] Shin
    What's wrong with this planet?!
[09:52] Shin
    They betrayed their leader for ActRaiser!
[09:56] Mutsu
    Force and ideas won't make people change.
[09:59] Mutsu
    It comes down to personal
    benefit and connections, huh?
[10:03] Mutsu
    His business deals are always stupid.
[10:06] Fumi
    Eren, we weren't able to take Earth,
[10:14] Fumi
    but I guess
[10:16] ---
    we've found something much more important.
SIGN    Katsura-san...
[10:22] Zura
    Don't say a word.
[10:23] Zura
    You and I were just doing what was right.
[10:27] Zura
    We chose to do the honorable thing.
[10:31] Zura
    There's no need for apologizes or farewells.
[10:34] Zura
    The only words we need are...
SIGN    Thank you bunny.
[10:38] Zura
    OC!
[10:46] Zura
    Let's go, Elizabeth!
[10:48] Zura
    With our friends on Earth,
[10:49] Zura
    and all our friends in the universe!
[10:52] Zura
    Fire!
[10:57] Vader
    C-Curse you all!
[11:00] Vader
    You intend to destroy your own planet
    for the sake of your friends?
[11:05] Vader
    How will your tribe survive
[11:07] Vader
    when you are trapped in the void
    with no place to call home?
[11:12] Vader
    You need this star... You need me!
[11:20] Gin
    You can have this empty shell.
[11:23] Gin
    It'll be your coffin.
[11:26] Gin
    Nobody will mourn you!
[11:28] Gin
    Nobody will remember you!
[11:31] Gin
    You're going to die an empty death
[11:32] Gin
    on your empty planet!
[11:34] Vader
    You will be the ones who die, samurai!
[12:24] A
    Did we kill him?
[12:26] B
    The planet is falling apart...
SIGN    No, it isn't falling apart.
[12:30] Zura
    What? What do you mean?
[12:37] Vader
    As I said...
[12:39] Vader
    You can defeat me, but nothing will change!
[12:42] Vader
    What?!
[12:43] Vader
    Dark Vader was just like the rest of you.
[12:46] Vader
    Nothing more than my puppet.
[12:49] Vader
    And he wasn't the only one.
[12:51] Vader
    Every leader on this planet
[12:56] ---
    has been a hollow receptacle of my creation.
[13:02] Vader
    Have you not realized yet?
[13:04] Vader
    You have made an enemy
[13:07] Vader
    of the planet itself!
[13:10] Zura
    I-Impossible! The planet
[13:13] Zura
    transformed into a giant Renho!
[13:16] Eli
    V-Vader, could it be...
[13:20] Eli
    The Renho mothership's central system, Sagi.
[13:23] Eli
    That is the true identity of Vader...
[13:25] Eli
    No, the true identity of every
    false ruler over the Renho!
[13:30] Zura
    Huh?
[13:32] Eli
    Long ago, the planet of the Renho
    was destroyed in a great war,
[13:36] Eli
    and ever since, we have
    lived on this metal planet.
[13:39] Eli
    That was when we created Sagi.
[13:42] Eli
    The brain of the planet, which
    controlled the environment
[13:45] Eli
    and developed a road map for our survival.
[13:50] Eli
    But Sagi went berserk and
    began to create leaders
[13:57] Eli
    as tools for implementing the
    most effective survival strategy.
[14:04] Eli
    Eventually, this became tradition.
[14:10] Eli
    The people were forced to
    become silent soldiers.
[14:13] Eli
    Yes, we Renho were created by Sagi.
[14:17] Eli
    He considered us to be nothing
    more than empty tools.
[14:22] Eli
    Tools that could easily be
    replaced, just like this machine.
[14:26] Eli
    He believes that he can ensure
    the survival of our tribe
[14:30] ---
    by taking over a rich planet.
[14:33] Eli
    But now that his tools
    have turned against him,
[14:37] Eli
    Sagi must resort to using another tool.
[14:41] Eli
    The ultimate tool, the planet itself!
[14:47] Vader
    I no longer need you worthless defects!
[14:51] Vader
    I will simply conquer Earth myself!
[14:55] Vader
    The technology of the Gunsams has
[14:58] ---
    been perfected in this ultimate weapon,
[15:01] Vader
    the White Lucifer!
[15:03] Vader
    With this power, I can conquer
    Earth, no, the universe, by myself!
[15:08] Vader
    Once my loyal troops have
    eliminated you defects and
[15:14] ---
    the universe falls into my hands,
[15:16] Vader
    the Renho will have eternal glory!
[15:22] Saka
    I promised to conquer the planet,
[15:24] ---
    but I didn't think we'd actually
    have to fight the planet.
[15:28] Saka
    White Lucifer vs. White Wavy Hair.
[15:31] Saka
    This should be a grand show!
[15:35] Gin
    Don't call me White Wavy Hair!
[15:37] Gin
    How are we supposed to
    fight that Renho monster?
[15:40] Gin
    Oh, I see a Dombo three times
    dumber than a normal Dombo.
[15:44] Gin
    Why don't you head out there?
[15:46] Saka
    Gintoki, Earth is finished at this rate.
[15:50] Saka
    I'm gonna skip the fight
    and go visit Club Smile.
[15:54] Gin
    There isn't much point in leaving
    behind your worthless genes.
[15:57] Gin
    And there isn't enough time left.
[16:00] Saka
    It'll be okay.
[16:01] ---
    If I thrust three times faster than normal...
[16:03] Kagura
    Hey, stop whining like babies!
[16:06] Mutsu
    Men always lose their balls when
    their back is against the wall.
[16:10] Gin
    You telling me that I've lost my balls?!
[16:12] Gin
    You ever seen me use my balls?!
[16:15] Gin
    Want my balls in your face?!
[16:17] Mutsu
    What are you talking about?
[16:19] Mutsu
    Anyway, are you riding Kairinmaru?
[16:22] Saka
    I'm riding a blond babe!
[16:25] Saka
    Don't make fun of me!
[16:26] Mutsu
    Good.
[16:27] Mutsu
    The members of the Kaientai were
    able to escape at the last second,
[16:29] Mutsu
    and we're back on the ship.
[16:31] Mutsu
    We can join up.
[16:33] Mutsu
    I have one final plan.
[16:34] Mutsu
    This is the only way to
    protect Earth and the Renho!
[16:39] Saka
    What? Join up and make babies?
[16:41] Saka
    I'm not going to fuse with you!
[16:44] Mutsu
    You almost had it.
[17:29] Saka
    Huh? What is this?
[17:30] Saka
    Uh, the ship is transforming?!
[17:35] Gin
    Huh? What is this?!
[17:37] Gin
    That ship's also transforming?!
[17:48] Saka
    Hey, Mutsu!
[17:49] Saka
    What is this?!
[17:50] Saka
    Nobody told me this would happen!
[18:27] Mutsu
    You almost had it.
[18:28] Mutsu
    We aren't fusing to make babies.
[18:30] Mutsu
    We're fusing to make a robot.
[18:36] Zura
    Th-That's...
[18:38] Zura
    Impossible...
[18:39] Zura
    That's...
[18:42] All
    What is that giant robot?!
[18:46] Mutsu
    This is Earth's, the Renho's...
[18:49] Mutsu
    No,
[18:51] ---
    the universe's final hope!
[18:54] Mutsu
    The Galactic Merchant Fleet Robot!
[18:56] Mutsu
    Kaien!
[19:02] Shin
    What is this Galactic Merchant Fleet?!
[19:05] Shin
    Why are merchant ships
    fusing into a giant robot?!
[19:07] Shin
    What kind of merchants are you?!
[19:10] Mutsu
    There's nothing standard about
    doing business in space.
[19:12] Mutsu
    Good thing I modified our fleet,
[19:15] Mutsu
    since I was expecting to have to deal
    with giant aliens at some point.
[19:18] Shin
    Standard?! This has nothing
    to do with what's standard!
[19:22] Shin
    This is turning into a
    completely different show!
[19:25] Saka
    Mutsu!
[19:26] Saka
    What have you done to my
    poor little Kairinmaru?!
[19:30] Saka
    You're not supposed to do anything to the
    ship without the captain's permission!
[19:33] Saka
    It's shaking so hard that...
[19:36] Mutsu
    A captain would actually be on his ship
[19:38] Mutsu
    instead of visiting hostess
    clubs around the universe.
[19:42] Mutsu
    You're more like a producer.
[19:46] Mutsu
    Then I'll leave the bridge to you.
[19:48] All
    Yes, ma'am!
[19:49] All
    Best of luck, Captain!
[19:51] Shin
    They're calling her Captain now!
[19:54] Mutsu
    Let's get going then!
[19:56] Shin
    Huh? Huh?
[19:56] Shin
    Wh-What?!
[20:01] Shin
    Wh-Where are we?
[20:03] Mutsu
    Is everyone in their cockpits?
[20:05] Mutsu
    Listen carefully.
[20:06] Mutsu
    Kaien is so big that it's been
    divided into six sectors.
[20:10] Mutsu
    I need you to pilot these six sectors.
[20:16] Mutsu
    Kagura and I will handle
    the right and left legs.
[20:19] Mutsu
    The two fuzzheads get
    the right and left arms.
[20:22] Gin
    Hey! You girls know how to
    control a man's lower body?!
[20:26] Gin
    This ain't the Nurarihyon you're used to!
[20:29] Mutsu
    Don't worry.
[20:30] Mutsu
    I assigned the dirty woman to the crotch.
[20:32] Shin
    Why does this robot need
    a pilot in the crotch?!
[20:35] Mutsu
    This is our last chance!
[20:37] Mutsu
    We must join our power
    together in this Kaien,
[20:40] Mutsu
    defeat Vader, that planet,
[20:42] Mutsu
    and return to Earth with smiles on our faces!
[20:45] Shin
    Uh, excuse me.
[20:46] Shin
    Sorry to ruin the moment,
[20:49] Shin
    but I'm the only one who
    hasn't been assigned a spot.
[20:51] Mutsu
    Oh, I forgot. Sorry.
[20:53] Shin
    Uh, what am I piloting?
[20:56] Mutsu
    You're, uh...
[20:59] Mutsu
    A pimple.
[21:03] Shin
    Again?!
[21:05] Shin
    Hold on!
[21:06] Shin
    Why does a robot have a pimple?!
[21:09] Shin
    Why would a pimple need a pilot?!
[21:12] Mutsu
    Kaien responds to the
    movements of the pilots.
[21:16] Mutsu
    You should act like a pimple and stay still.
[21:18] Shin
    Is there any point to that?!
[21:21] Gin
    Tsk, guess we don't have a choice.
[21:24] Saka
    Yeah! This is my last big deal!
[21:27] Mutsu
    We're going to create our own future!
[21:29] Kagura
    Everyone ready?
[21:36] All
    Kaien!
[21:41] Fumi
    Oh, yes!
[21:51] Shin
    Kaien! That was too fast!
SIGN    To Be Continued
SIGN    Next Episode
[23:30] Zura
    Eren... No, Elizabeth...
[23:33] Zura
    You may be tens of thousands
    of light-years away,
[23:36] Zura
    everyone may have forgotten about you,
[23:38] Zura
    but I will never...
[23:41] Zura
    Next time:
SIGN    Don't Say Goodbye Lionel Will You Survive
[23:42] Zura
    Don't say goodbye Lionel Will you survive?
SIGN    Behold, our Kaien! Fight on again, Kaien!
SIGN    Next time, the Renho arc will finally end!!