E112 - "Lucky Is a Man Who Gets Up and Goes to Work"

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SIGN    [KatsuraTama]
SIGN    [Yeaaaaaaahhhhh Hooooooooo!!]
SIGN    
SIGN    [Happy Birthday to me-by Katsura]
SIGN    
SIGN    ["Birthdays In Your Twenties Don't Have Any Deep Meanings"]
SIGN    [Congratulations Kotaro Katsura-kun by Kotaro]
[00:35] Katsura
    Happy Birthday to me!
[00:38] ---
    Today, June 26 is my, Kotaro
    Katsura's, birthday.
[00:42] ---
    So today, during the final week
    of Katsura Enrichment Month,
[00:45] ---
    we will be airing 30 full minutes
    of "KatsuraTama."
[00:51] ---
    Now I know you're all anxious to see it,
[00:54] ---
    so let's start with the answer
    to last week's question.
[00:57] Gintoki
    Cut that out, you!
    "Katsura Enrichment Month" my ass!
[01:01] Gintoki
    What's with "KatsuraTama"?!
    Can't even pronounce it!
[01:04] Gintoki
    You could've at least
    named it "ZuraTama"!
[01:06] Katsura
    I'm not Zura, I'm Katsura.
[01:08] ---
    Don't be so cold, Gintoki.
[01:10] ---
    Aren't we "brothers" who fought together
    in the Anti-Foreigner War?
[01:14] Gintoki
    Shut up! I'm not gonna
    put up with your crap!
[01:17] Gintoki
    In the first place,
[01:19] Gintoki
    it's your fault the show was on a two-week
    hiatus at the start of this month!
[01:21] Gintoki
    Just when the Crisis Arc ended
SIGN    [What's last week's answer?]
[01:23] Gintoki
    and I was feeling victorious the
    way the main character should,
SIGN    [I'm curious.]
[01:26] Gintoki
    look what you've done!
[01:28] Katsura
    Oh, that's such a small problem
    between "bros."
[01:31] Gintoki
    Hey! Cut out this whole "brother" thing!
[01:33] ---
    Just how delusional are
    you? 100% delusional?
SIGN    [Hurry up, dummy!]
[01:38] Katsura
    Shall we be on our way, Elizabeth?
[01:40] Gintoki
    Don't ignore me!
[01:41] Katsura
    Then let's begin the "Find Katsura in Four
    Places In Last Week's Episode Quiz"!
[01:51] ---
    It was love at first sight!
[01:52] Katsura
    The first place is...
[01:56] ---
    Here!
[01:57] Katsura
    Could you tell? You couldn't?
    Okay, let's move on to the next one.
[02:03] Gintoki
    The second place is...
[02:05] ---
    Well, all kinds of things were happening,
    but it was good for Agomi-san.
[02:08] ---
    Sort of.
[02:10] ---
    Right. Here!
[02:11] Katsura
    Maybe you knew that one.
    Okay, let's move on to the next one.
[02:16] Katsura
    The third place is...
[02:19] ---
    Here!
[02:21] Katsura
    Okay, you got all three correct so far.
[02:22] Katsura
    You're just one step away from joining
    the Anti-Foreigner Faction.
[02:25] ---
    Okay, let's move on to the last one.
[02:28] Katsura
    The fourth is...
[02:33] Gintoki
    Hey, where was it? I didn't see it.
[02:35] Katsura
    What? You couldn't find it?
    Okay, we'll play that again.
[02:44] Katsura
    Yes, here it is!
[02:46] Katsura
    Quit monkeying with me!
[02:47] Gintoki
    Damn you...that's different
    from the first video!
[02:50] Gintoki
    There was no way I could've found it!
[02:52] Katsura
    We are bruddahs...
[02:54] Gintoki
    No, we're not! I've had enough of this!
[02:57] Gintoki
    You piss me off! This is what I'm going
    to do with "ZuraTama"-I'm ending it!
[03:01] ---
    There!
SIGN    [There will be no next time.]
[03:02] Katsura
    What're you doing?! Stop it! Don't end it!
[03:07] Katsura
    Okay, next we have Ging Kong and...
SIGN    [Note: Spoof of Gintoki's closing phrase "next is King Kong."]
[03:11] Gintoki
    Enough already!
SIGN    [All told, this is the end of Katsura Enrichment Month.]
SIGN    [We did that on a whim. We regret it.]
[05:10] Gintoki
    Kagura, the door.
[05:14] Tama
    Good morning. I've come to collect
    Gintoki Sakata-sama's rent.
[05:19] Tama
    If he does not exit the premises
    before I finish my song,
[05:23] Tama
    I will resort to the use of force.
[05:28] Tama
    If you're happy and you know
    it, clap your hands.
[05:33] Tama
    If you're happy and you know it...
[05:35] Gintoki
    Wait, wait, wait. Just a minute!
SIGN    ["Lucky Is a Man Who Gets Up and Goes to Work"]
[05:46] Otose
    One, two, three...
[05:49] Otose
    House repairs and three months rent-it's
    all here. Well done, Tama.
[05:56] Otose
    There'll be extra oil for dinner tonight.
[05:58] Tama
    Thank you very much, Otose-sama.
[06:01] Gintoki
    Why'd you arm a robot maid
    with those weapons?
[06:07] Otose
    I had old man Gengai modify
    her for rent collection.
[06:11] Gintoki
    Modify her? Look, old lady, she...
[06:14] Gintoki
    caused a coup d'etat and all
    of her kind were destroyed.
[06:17] Gintoki
    She's an illegal robot that you're
    not supposed to have.
[06:20] Gintoki
    Don't make her do anything that'll
    attract a lot of attention.
[06:22] Gintoki
    You'll be arrested.
[06:23] Otose
    What're you talking about? You're
    the one who brought her here.
[06:28] Otose
    I'll be fine. I'm used to looking after
    people with questionable pasts.
[06:32] Gintoki
    Hmph. She's not a dog
    or a cat, you know.
[06:35] Otose
    She's a big help. She works
    hard, and she's considerate.
[06:39] Otose
    And there's that face. She's
    popular with my customers.
[06:43] Otose
    She's become my most popular girl.
[06:45] Catherine
    The way I see it, though, she's still naïve.
[06:50] ---
    Hey! Bucket of bolts! A light!
[06:51] ---
    You're supposed to give me a light
    when I take out a cigarette!
[06:53] Tama
    Forgive me.
[06:59] Otose
    There's just one thing...
[07:00] Gintoki
    Huh?
[07:02] Otose
    I like the fact that she works hard,
[07:04] Otose
    but that girl only works for people and
    doesn't ever think about herself.
[07:10] Gintoki
    She's a robot, you know.
[07:13] Catherine
    What the hell did you do that for?!
[07:13] Otose
    No, I realize that, but the more I
    watch her, the worse I feel for her.
[07:17] Otose
    I wonder if she's finding
    it arduous and tiring.
[07:21] Gintoki
    She's a robot, you know.
[07:23] Otose
    That doesn't matter. Robot or cat burglar,
    I think of them as my daughters.
[07:29] Otose
    I want them to enjoy life.
[07:33] Gintoki
    She's a robot, you know.
[07:42] Gintoki
    When are they going to run
    the next Hanger x Hanger?
SIGN    [Note: Parody of Shonen JUMP's Hunter x Hunter.]
[07:46] Gintoki
    Keeping me in suspense like that!
[07:47] Gintoki
    They say "we'll be right back,"
[07:50] Gintoki
    but kids and old people sense time
    at different rates, you know!
[07:54] Gintoki
    Huh?
[07:57] Gintoki
    What're you doing?
[08:01] Tama
    Otose-sama told me to take
    a break once in a while.
[08:04] Tama
    She gave me 72 hours -no, 69 hours
    23 minutes...22 minutes-off...
[08:10] Tama
    But a robot maid's job
    is to work for people.
[08:14] Gintoki
    So you've been sitting here doing
    nothing for two-and-a-half hours?!
[08:18] Tama
    Gintoki-sama, what exactly am I supposed
    to be doing on a break?
[08:23] Tama
    Did Otose-sama dispose of me?
[08:27] Gintoki
    The old lady probably wants you to let
    loose and have some personal time.
[08:32] Gintoki
    Though I think it's a cruel
    thing to say to a robot.
[08:35] Tama
    What do I let loose?
[08:38] Gintoki
    What you do is...you know...rest.
[08:42] Tama
    What do I do to rest?
[08:45] Gintoki
    Stop nagging me!
[08:46] Gintoki
    If you don't have anything to
    do, then don't do anything.
[08:49] Gintoki
    The idea is to be at your most relaxed.
[08:51] Tama
    I understand. I should
    do nothing, correct?
[08:57] Gintoki
    Right, exactly. See you.
[09:29] Gintoki
    You really don't understand!
    You're hopeless! Hopeless!
[09:34] ---
    Someone who works really hard knows
    how to let the air out sometimes!
[09:38] Tama
    Let the air out? I'm a robot,
    so I do not pass gas.
[09:42] Gintoki
    I'm not talking about farts!
[09:44] Gintoki
    What I'm trying to say is that a balloon
    will burst if it's full of too much air.
[09:48] Gintoki
    To inflate it again, you have to
    let out some air. Understand?
[09:53] Tama
    Does your balloon have a
    hole in it, Gintoki-sama?
[09:57] Tama
    I've never seen it full.
[09:59] Gintoki
    My balloon is bigger than other people's.
[10:02] Gintoki
    That's why it doesn't fill up. I'm going
    to whack you, you bucket of bolts!
[10:05] Tama
    I'll add that to my data.
[10:06] Tama
    Gintoki-sama's bag will not
    swell even if he dies.
[10:10] Tama
    So how, specifically, do I let out air?
[10:14] Gintoki
    Isn't there somewhere you'd like to
    go or something you'd like to do?
[10:19] Tama
    I'm a robot. I want to help people.
[10:23] Gintoki
    No, what I meant was...
[10:29] Gintoki
    The way you've been doing things,
[10:31] Gintoki
    I'll bet you haven't even touched
    the wages the old lady paid you.
[10:34] Tama
    That's right. I received oil as board.
[10:38] Gintoki
    ...Just out of curiosity, how
    much do you have?
SIGN    [Cabaret Smile]
[10:50] Oryo
    Can I order a fruit plate?
[10:53] Hanako
    I want to drink cassis orange.
[10:56] Gintoki
    Sure. Order anything you want.
[11:00] Tama
    What is this place?
[11:01] Gintoki
    A place to drink, make merry,
    and enjoy yourself.
[11:04] Tama
    Why is drinking and merrymaking
    enjoyable?
[11:08] Gintoki
    Because it takes your mind
    off the gloom, of course.
[11:10] Tama
    What is "gloom"? There are so
    many things I do not know.
[11:15] Tama
    Do you think I should request
    additional memory?
[11:18] Gintoki
    What you lack isn't memory;
    you lack fun!
[11:25] Gintoki
    Anyway, I'm enjoying myself.
[11:27] Gintoki
    By allowing me to enjoy myself, you're
    helping me. Do you understand?
[11:33] Tama
    If you are enjoying yourself, Gintoki-sama,
    then I think that is good.
[11:37] Tama
    However, all I am doing is sitting,
    so it is uncomfortable for me.
[11:42] Tama
    I feel a desire to work.
[11:45] Tama
    Is there any work I can do?
[11:47] Gintoki
    Forget it!
[11:49] Gintoki
    Sitting here is the customer's "work."
[11:51] Otae
    Oh, Gin-san...
[11:56] Otae
    ...is that you?
[11:58] Gintoki (Faintly)
    Tsk.
[11:59] Otae
    Who is this?
[12:00] Tama
    I am Gintoki-sama's enjoyment.
[12:03] Otae
    What?
[12:05] Gintoki
    That's not right! Be more specific!
[12:09] Tama
    To be more specific,
[12:11] Tama
    in order for Gintoki-sama
    to enjoy himself,
[12:14] Tama
    I am suppressing the desires
    that well up inside of me,
[12:16] Tama
    and I have been ordered to sit still.
[12:21] Gintoki
    Just a minute. What? That's not
    it! Not it! That's not how it is!
[12:25] Gintoki
    What is that look in your eyes,
[12:26] Gintoki
    like you've seen something
    immoral and illegal?!
[12:28] Gintoki
    Like I'm an old man who
    tricked a young girl
[12:30] Gintoki
    and brought her to a hostess
    club to enjoy her reaction.
[12:33] Gintoki
    That sort of perverted play?
[12:38] Otae
    This establishment does
    not allow individuals
[12:41] Otae
    who violate public order and morals.
[12:43] Gintoki
    Wait! Wait! Wait!
[12:45] ---
    She's a robot.
[12:47] ---
    She had all this money saved up
[12:48] ---
    and said she didn't know how
    to enjoy spending it, so I...
[12:50] Otae
    Oh? So what you're saying is...
[12:54] ---
    She's a robot and ignorant
    about dealing with money,
[12:57] ---
    so you're taking advantage and making
    her pay for your amusement?
[13:00] Gintoki
    Right, right!
[13:05] Otae
    You should be ashamed!
[13:12] Otae
    Regardless of whether she's
    a robot or whatever,
[13:14] Otae
    a guy who tries to trick a
    woman out of her money
[13:16] Otae
    deserves to have his butt
    hairs yanked out.
[13:19] Otae
    By the end of tomorrow, bring every last
    yen of the money you spent today.
[13:23] Otae
    Do come again.
[13:26] Tama
    Gintoki-sama, part of you
    does inflate all the way...
[13:31] Tama
    Your face.
[13:35] Gintoki
    Isn't there anything you want?
[13:37] Gintoki
    You have the money, so why don't
    you buy something you want?
[13:40] Tama
    Something I want?
[13:41] Gintoki
    Yeah. There's no such thing as a woman
    who hates shopping, right?
[13:44] Gintoki
    I'll show you around.
[13:46] Gintoki
    You're always wearing the same clothes.
[13:49] Gintoki
    Wear something fashionable
    now and then.
[13:51] ---
    How about this one?
[13:53] ---
    Hey you, the creepy clerk over
    there-sell me this cheap.
[13:55] ---
    There's a booger on it.
[13:56] Clerk
    You're the one who put it there!
[13:58] Gintoki
    Read the situation, you creep.
[14:00] Gintoki
    This child, with her entry-level salary,
[14:01] Gintoki
    wants to buy a kimono for mother
    back home in the country...
[14:03] Clerk
    What're you talking about? What girl?
[14:06] Gintoki
    Huh?
[14:08] Clerk
    Buy this! You booger brain!
[14:11] Gintoki
    Hey, what're you doing? Did you
    find something you want...?
SIGN    [Sale! Screws 300 yen each]
[14:19] Tama
    No, I...never mind. It's not
    that I want it or anything.
[14:23] Tama
    I forgot to bring my money.
[14:26] Gintoki
    I see. Then let's go...
[14:30] Gintoki
    Hey, you're dripping something.
[14:32] Tama
    It's nothing. It's just oil.
[14:35] Gintoki
    Okay, I get it!
[14:36] ---
    Which is it? Which one do you want?
[14:38] ---
    Okay, already, I'll buy it for
    you! But why a screw?!
[14:44] Tama
    This one feels solid in my hand,
[14:47] Tama
    but this one is hard to put down, as well.
[14:50] Tama
    Which one do you think
    matches me better?
[14:51] Gintoki
    They're both the same!
[14:53] Tama
    They're completely different.
[14:56] Old Man
    Fella, could you be searching
    for an engagement screw?
[14:59] Gintoki
    What's an engagement screw?
    Never heard of it.
[15:02] Old Man
    You have good taste, Miss,
    for choosing that screw.
[15:06] Old Man
    That one has a story behind it.
[15:09] Old Man
    That screw was part of the machine
    that built the machine
SIGN    [Note: Parody of famous story. Hideyoshi Toyotomi heated his lord, Nobunaga's straw sandals in his pocket.]
SIGN    [This was filmed under expert supervision.
    Please do not try this yourselves.]
[15:13] Old Man
    that built the microwave oven
    that Hideyoshi Toyotomi,
[15:16] Old Man
    concerned about his lord's feet,
[15:19] Old Man
    used one cold winter night to heat
    Nobunaga's straw sandals.
[15:22] Gintoki
    That's about as ordinary
    a screw as they come!
[15:24] Gintoki
    Why was Hideyoshi nuking a pair of
    straw sandals, anyway?! Let's go!
[15:31] Tama
    Fenis monjaa!
SIGN    [Note: Gibberish that sounds like the "Gonna Fly Now" song from the Rocky movie.]
[15:35] Aesthetician
    Okay, now unwind your body.
[15:37] Tama
    All right.
[15:38] Aesthetician
    Relax...
[15:55] Tama
    I drank too much oil.
[15:57] Gintoki
    I told you, you shouldn't mix
    high-octane with regular!
[16:03] Tama
    I'm sorry. I tried so hard to let loose.
    Gintoki-sama. Did I succeed?
[16:12] Gintoki
    It's not about trying to let loose.
[16:15] Tama
    But I'm a robot, so if I'm not
    of any use to anyone,
[16:19] Tama
    there's no reason for me to exist.
[16:21] Tama
    You and Otose-sama have
    tried so hard to help me.
[16:27] Tama
    If I don't live up to your expectations...
[16:31] Gintoki
    You know...
[16:34] Tama
    Thank you for buying me this screw.
[16:40] Gintoki
    ...Yeah...
[16:41] Tama
    Do you know just how many people's
    lives this screw is supporting?
[16:47] Tama
    It's the basis for creating the framework of
    all sorts of things like houses and vehicles.
[16:51] Tama
    There is nothing that better personifies
[16:54] Tama
    the spirit of desiring to
    be helpful to people.
[16:57] Tama
    This is how we robots want to be.
[17:00] Tama
    We want to be the screw
    that supports society.
[17:04] Tama
    The screw is the symbol of our spirit.
[17:11] Gintoki
    Tama, look.
[17:12] Gintoki
    Maybe household appliances need to have
    it all together in order to be useful.
[17:17] Gintoki
    But there are those that fulfill their
    purpose simply by being there,
[17:22] Gintoki
    simply by smiling.
[17:27] Gintoki
    Well, I wouldn't expect
    you to understand.
[17:29] ---
    Sorry about forcing you to hang
    out with me. Let's go home.
[17:33] Child
    Mister, this thing's broken.
[17:36] Man
    Huh? What?
[17:38] Man
    The mole broke because
    you hit it too hard.
[17:42] Child
    Don't blame us!
[17:44] Child
    Mister, we want our money back!
[17:47] Gintoki
    Hey, Tama, what're you doing?
[17:50] Tama
    ...Poor thing. I'm sure it still wanted
    to be useful to people.
[17:54] Gintoki
    Hey, Tama!
[17:56] Tama
    Go on back without me, Gintoki-sama.
[17:59] Gintoki
    I don't know what you're doing,
    but come home quickly.
[18:01] Gintoki
    Don't blame me if the old lady kills you.
SIGN    [Odd Jobs Gin]
[18:12] Otose
    Gintoki!
[18:13] Otose
    It's Tama! She hasn't come
    back since yesterday!
[18:17] Otose
    Do you know something?!
[18:45] Gintoki
    Tsk. Where could she have gone?
[18:48] Tama
    But I'm a robot, so if I'm not
    of any use to anyone,
[18:52] Tama
    there's no reason for me to exist.
[18:56] Gintoki
    I hope she doesn't get the wrong idea.
[19:00] Tama (N)
    Poor thing. You still probably want
    to be of use to people, don't you?
[19:28] Children
    We did it! We hit the girl!
[19:33] Gintoki
    A robot can smile like that?
[19:36] Gintoki
    Man, I've really stuck my nose
    where I shouldn't have.
[19:40] Gintoki
    When she's...
[19:41] Gintoki
    surrounded by smiles...
[19:43] Gintoki
    that's when she's at her best.
[19:52] Tama
    Gintoki-sama.
[19:53] Tama
    When I have another day off,
[19:56] Tama
    please allow me to let
    loose with you again.
[20:08] Customer
    Hey! Beer!
[20:10] Otose
    Coming right up.
[20:12] Tama
    Here, Otose-sama.
[20:15] Otose
    ...What're you doing here? I said that
    you didn't have to come to work today.
[20:20] Tama
    That's all right.
[20:21] Customer
    Hey! Beer!
[20:22] Tama
    Coming!
[20:23] Otose
    Hold on.
[20:31] Otose
    She's a hopeless child...
SIGN    
[22:09] Okita
    Huh? Clean the toilets?
[22:11] Okita
    Hijikata-san, what a disgusting thing
    to talk about before suppertime.
[22:15] Okita
    You're already disgusting enough.
[22:17] Hijikata
    What?!
[22:17] Okita
    The next episode... "Cleaning
    the Toilet Cleanses the Soul."