E3 - Nobody with Naturally Wavy Hair Can Be That Bad

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[00:01] Shinpachi (Mono)
    And so outside of certain areas,
[00:03] Shinpachi (Mono)
    we kicked off the Gin Tama anime series with a one hour special full of non-stop laughs and excitement.
[00:05] Shinpachi (Mono)
    This time, we'll be taking a trip back to when Gin and I first met.
SIGN    [Sorry, we got carried away a little during last week's special.]
SIGN    [This episode, we're starting from when Gin and Shinpachi first meet.]
[01:54] Shinpachi'S Father
    A samurai's sword is not something that is kept in a sheath.
[01:59] Shinpachi'S Father
    It's something that you hold in your soul.
[02:02] Shinpachi'S Father
    These days, samurai aren't needed.
[02:06] Shinpachi'S Father
    But no matter how much times change, there are things that people mustn't forget.
[02:12] Shinpachi'S Father
    Even if there comes a time when you must give up your sword,
[02:15] Shinpachi'S Father
    you must never lose the unwavering sword kept in your soul.
[02:20] Shinpachi
    Father!
[02:23] Shinpachi'S Father
    The cloudless Edo sky...
[02:26] Shinpachi'S Father
    I wish I could've seen it one last time.
[02:30] Shinpachi (Mono)
    The land of the samurai.
[02:31] Shinpachi (Mono)
    There was a time, long ago, when our country was called by that name.
[02:36] Shinpachi (Mono)
    Those dream-filled blue skies upon which the samurai once gazed,
[02:40] Shinpachi (Mono)
    are now filled with ships from strange worlds.
[02:42] Shinpachi (Mono)
    The towns where the samurai once proudly walked
[02:46] Shinpachi (Mono)
    are now filled with swaggering, arrogant aliens.
[02:49] Shinpachi (Mono)
    This is our world today. This is...
[02:52] Shinpachi (Mono)
    ...our city.
[02:54] Manager
    No, you idiot! That's not the one! It's right there, there!
[02:58] Manager
    Nowadays even a chimpanzee could do this!
[03:02] Manager
    You're human. You've been working here for more than a year.
[03:04] Manager
    Why can't you do this?!
[03:06] Shinpachi
    I...I'm sorry. Swordsmanship is the only thing I've ever done...
[03:10] Manager
    Loser! You're still clinging to your sword?!
[03:14] Manager
    Samurai and swords are all ancient history now!
[03:17] Manager
    How long are you going to act as if you're a samurai?! Huh?
[03:21] Amanto A
    Oh, come on now...
[03:22] Amanto A
    Just leave it at that, boss.
[03:24] Amanto A
    Hey, kid, don't you bother with the register.
[03:27] Amanto A
    Just get me some milk.
[03:28] Shinpachi
    Oh... All right. Right away.
[03:30] Manager
    Sir, you mustn't go so easy on him.
[03:33] Amanto A
    Nah, just that lately whenever I see a samurai,
[03:36] Amanto A
    I feel kind of sorry for them.
[03:39] Amanto A
    When we first came here, the samurai were always spoiling for a fight.
[03:45] Amanto A
    But, now, it's as if we've lost an irritable friend. It's lonely.
[03:50] Amanto A
    So I end up wanting to mess with them.
[03:55] Shinpachi (Mono)
    Twenty years ago, aliens called the Amanto suddenly came to Edo.
[03:59] Shinpachi (Mono)
    The rise of the Amanto led to the decline of the samurai.
[04:01] Manager
    What are you doing, Shinpachi?!
[04:03] Shinpachi (Mono)
    We were stripped away of our swords and status
[04:05] Shinpachi (Mono)
    and we abandoned our honor and everything else.
[04:08] Shinpachi (Mono)
    No, it wasn't only the samurai.
[04:10] Shinpachi (Mono)
    It was everyone in this country...
[04:13] Gintoki
    Hey.
[04:18] Shinpachi (Mono)
    A samurai?!
[04:25] Amanto A
    Who the hell are you?!
[04:27] Amanto A
    Strapping on a wooden sword in the age of the Sword Ban!
[04:30] Gintoki
    Blah blah blah. Are you in heat or something?
[04:35] Gintoki
    Look at what happened to my chocolate parfait because of your fussing.
[04:40] Gintoki
    All of it spilled out!
[04:44] Amanto B
    Wh-What the hell are you doing?
[04:46] Amanto C
    Who do you think we are?
[04:48] Gintoki
    My doctor told me my blood sugar level was too high...
[04:52] Gintoki
    So I just have one parfait a week!
[05:01] Shinpachi (Mono)
    He was too fierce to be called a samurai,
[05:05] Shinpachi (Mono)
    but too focused...
[05:08] Shinpachi (Mono)
    ...to be called a thug.
[05:10] Gintoki
    Tell your manager that it tasted great.
SIGN    ["Nobody With Naturally Wavy Hair Can Be That Bad"]
SIGN    [Denny's]
SIGN    [Oedo Shop]
[05:25] Yashichi
    All right, all right, out of the way.
[05:28] Yashichi
    Oh! There he is!
[05:29] Yashichi
    So you're the one who's waving around a wooden sword and causing a riot!
[05:33] Yashichi
    All right, don't move.
[05:33] Shinpachi
    Hold on... Wait. You're mistaken!
[05:35] Ooka
    Hey, Yashichi! Check inside!
[05:38] Yashichi
    Yes, sir!
[05:39] Yashichi
    Uh-oh... It's the ambassador from Chatoran.
[05:43] Yashichi
    This is an international incident...
[05:45] Yashichi
    Do you realize what you've done?
[05:47] Shinpachi
    I told you, it wasn't me!
[05:49] Shinpachi
    The man who did it already ran off!
[05:51] Ooka
    Yeah, yeah, that's what they always say.
[05:54] Ooka
    Next time make your excuses after you hide your weapon.
[05:57] Ooka
    I'm going to file a report. Come with us to the station.
[06:01] Shinpachi
    Huh?
SIGN    [Denny's]
SIGN    [Oedo Shop]
[06:02] Shinpachi
    What?!
[06:06] Gintoki
    It just doesn't feel right...
[06:08] Gintoki
    I get all cranky if I don't have some sugar.
[06:12] Shinpachi
    How dare you make me take the blame, you bastard!
[06:15] Shinpachi
    Everything's a mess because of you!
[06:18] Gintoki
    What an honest kid.
[06:19] Gintoki
    You came to give me back my wooden sword?
[06:22] Gintoki
    It's okay. It's just something I bought on a school trip.
[06:26] Shinpachi
    That's not it!
[06:27] Shinpachi
    I just barely managed to get away from the cops!
[06:29] Shinpachi
    I keep telling them they've got it wrong, but they won't listen to a samurai!
[06:33] Shinpachi
    My manager even said that I was the murderer...
[06:36] Gintoki
    You got sacked, eh?
[06:39] Gintoki
    A clerk who can't use a cash register
[06:41] Gintoki
    is about as useless as a mom who can't make fried rice.
[06:44] Shinpachi
    Just what did you say about my mother?!
[06:47] Gintoki
    You're getting all worked up just because you got fired...
[06:50] Shinpachi
    Nowadays, there isn't anyone who will hire a samurai!
[06:53] Shinpachi
    How am I supposed to survive from now on?! Damn it!
[07:01] Gintoki
    Quit your whining, you four-eyed idiot!
[07:05] Gintoki
    Don't think that you're the only one who's got problems!
[07:07] Gintoki
    In this world, there are samurai who call cardboard boxes their homes!
[07:12] Gintoki
    Can't you be more positive like them?
[07:15] Shinpachi
    Do you even know the meaning of the word "positive"?!
[07:18] Otae
    Oh. Shin?
[07:21] Otae
    What are you doing here?
[07:24] Otae
    Why aren't you at work?
[07:26] Shinpachi
    Ack! Sis!
[07:28] Gintoki
    Oh, hi.
[07:29] Otae
    What are you doing screwing around not working, you little punk!
[07:33] Otae
    Do you know what kind of trouble we're in this month?!
[07:36] Otae
    Even your pathetic paycheck is crucial!
[07:40] Shinpachi
    W-Wait, Sis!
[07:42] Shinpachi
    This is all his fault.
[07:45] Shinpachi
    Hey, wait!
[07:47] Gintoki
    Sorry, gotta catch a rerun of a soap opera this evening.
SIGN    [Kodokan Dojo]
[07:58] Gintoki
    I'm really sorry.
[08:02] Gintoki
    That was my big intro scene, so I got a little excited... I kinda went overboard.
[08:08] Gintoki
    I'm sorry.
[08:10] Otae
    If "sorry" was enough, we wouldn't have seppuku.
[08:13] Otae
    Thanks to you, our dojo may not be able continue to exist.
[08:18] Otae
    It's been twenty years since national isolation was lifted...
[08:21] Otae
    Amanto began to come here from far-off planets and Edo has grown beyond recognition...
[08:27] Otae
    But samurai and swords... Those who once held power
[08:32] Otae
    are now dying out one by one.
[08:35] Otae
    The same goes for our dojo...
[08:37] Otae
    Because of the ban on swords, all of our students have left.
[08:40] Otae
    Right now, the two of us take part-time jobs in order to try to keep it going.
[08:46] Otae
    Even so, we try to protect the dojo that our father left behind for us.
[08:50] Otae
    We've been trying so hard until now, but...
[08:52] Otae
    Because of you...
[08:54] Otae
    It's all over, you idiot!
[08:56] Shinpachi
    Calm down, Sis!
[08:59] Gintoki
    Was your sister raised by gorillas?
[09:03] Gintoki
    Wait, wait! Calm down...
[09:06] Gintoki
    I can't commit seppuku, but I do clean up my own messes.
[09:09] Otae
    What is this? A business card?
SIGN    [Odd Jobs - Gintoki Sakata]
[09:12] Otae
    Odd Jobs, Gintoki Sakata.
[09:15] Gintoki
    You can't be too picky about jobs these days, right?
[09:19] Gintoki
    My business is to do whatever I'm asked to do.
[09:23] Gintoki
    I'm Mr. "Odd Jobs" Gin.
[09:25] Gintoki
    If you've got problems, I'll solve them, no matter what...
[09:29] Otae
    You're the one who's causing us problems!
[09:31] Shinpachi
    Find me a job, damn you!
[09:33] Gintoki
    Calm down!
[09:34] Gintoki
    I can't find you a job, but I can teach you a chant so you won't be nervous at interviews...
[09:39] Otae
    No thank you!
[09:43] Shinpachi
    Sis...
[09:44] Shinpachi
    It's just impossible to run a sword dojo in this day and age...
[09:50] Shinpachi
    Swords won't ever be revived again.
[09:53] Shinpachi
    We don't have anything to gain by desperately protecting this dojo...
[09:57] Otae
    This isn't about profit or gain...
[10:01] Otae
    Does a child really need a reason to protect the things that its parents cherished?
[10:06] Shinpachi
    But, Sis, what did Father ever do for us?
[10:12] President
    Today I'm definitely going to make you pay me back.
[10:16] President
    I can't take it anymore!
[10:19] President
    Now I'm really getting irritated!
[10:21] Gintoki
    Hey, are you in debt?
[10:24] Gintoki
    You're leading pretty dangerous lives, for a couple of kids...
[10:28] Shinpachi
    We didn't do it. It was Father...
[10:31] Otae
    Shin!
[10:32] President
    What the hell are you blabbering about?!
[10:34] President
    Hurry up and bring me my money, stupid!
[10:37] President
    I gotta get home, my favorite soap opera is on.
[10:40] Shinpachi
    Wait a minute, today is...
[10:41] President
    Shut up!
[10:43] President
    I've been waiting ever since your pop was still alive!
[10:46] President
    I'm starting to go bald!
[10:48] President
    You promised that you'd sell the dojo if you couldn't pay!
[10:52] President
    You're going to keep that promise!
[10:55] Otae
    Wait a moment...
[10:56] President
    Why?! That's good enough, isn't it?
[10:58] President
    You don't need to feel obligated to your stupid father
[11:01] President
    who left you nothing but debt when he died!
[11:04] President
    Get rid of this dojo.
[11:07] Subordinate A
    You little... What the hell are you doing?!
[11:10] Shinpachi
    Sis!
[11:11] President
    You fool...
[11:12] President
    Do you think that I won't hurt you
[11:15] President
    just because you're a woman?!
[11:18] President
    What?!
[11:21] Gintoki
    That's enough.
[11:23] Gintoki
    Even though she was raised by gorillas, she's still a woman.
[11:31] President
    Who the hell are you?!
[11:33] President
    Does this dojo still have students?!
[11:36] President
    Honestly, the lot of you...
[11:38] President
    Forget the dojo!
[11:41] President
    But I'm going to make you work to pay off your debt.
SIGN    [High-Leg Shabu Shabu Heaven]
[11:47] President
    I've started a new business.
[11:52] President
    It's called High-Leg Shabu Shabu Heaven.
[11:54] Shinpachi
    H-High Leg?!
[11:56] Shinpachi
    Wh-Why?!
[11:58] President
    Because I like girls in high-leg outfits, of course!
SIGN    [Heaven]
[12:01] President
    Well, simply put, it's a flying nightclub.
[12:05] President
    Technically, they're prohibited in Edo now.
[12:07] President
    But if it's in the sky, it'll be out of sight from government officials.
[12:11] President
    I can do whatever I want.
[12:12] President
    It'll be shabu shabu time while I get to stare at girls in high-leg outfits!
[12:16] President
    I'll ensnare my customers with sleaze!
[12:21] President
    I've gathered beauties from many worlds, but you'd be more than welcome.
[12:26] President
    Well, it comes down to either selling this dojo or selling yourself.
[12:30] President
    Which will it be?
[12:32] Shinpachi
    No way!
[12:33] Shinpachi
    She'd never do something like that.
[12:34] Otae
    All right. I'll go.
[12:37] President
    What a dutiful daughter you are.
[12:42] Shinpachi
    Hold on... Sis!
[12:44] Shinpachi
    Why would you do this?!
[12:46] Shinpachi
    We've done enough, haven't we?!
[12:47] Shinpachi
    Hey!
[12:49] Shinpachi
    Sis!
[12:52] Otae
    Shin, it's as you say.
[12:55] Otae
    Nothing good will come from saving this dojo...
[12:59] Otae
    ...only pain.
[13:00] Otae
    But it's also painful to let go.
[13:04] Otae
    It's painful to keep or to discard something that you can never get back...
[13:09] Otae
    If it's going to be painful either way,
[13:12] Otae
    I'd rather suffer trying to protect it.
[13:35] Shinpachi
    What the hell?! Damn it!
[13:37] Shinpachi
    My stupid sister!
[13:39] Shinpachi
    She keeps talking about Father.
[13:40] Shinpachi
    What did baldy ever do for us?!
[13:43] Shinpachi
    He only played Othello with us once in a while!
[13:45] Gintoki
    Was your dad bald?
[13:47] Shinpachi
    Well, he was mentally bald.
[13:49] Shinpachi
    Hey, you're still here?!
[13:52] Shinpachi
    And why are you cooking in my house?!
[13:56] Gintoki
    Well, I can't go on without eating something sweet periodically.
[14:00] Shinpachi
    Then make something easier!
[14:08] Gintoki
    Shouldn't you go after your sister?
[14:11] Shinpachi
    I don't care.
[14:13] Shinpachi
    It was her decision to leave.
[14:16] Shinpachi
    She really is my Father's daughter.
[14:19] Shinpachi
    She's just like him.
[14:21] Shinpachi
    Father was a good-natured person who always talked about duty and compassion.
[14:26] Shinpachi
    Because of that, he got taken advantage of and died in debt.
[14:31] Shinpachi
    Why was he so careless?
[14:34] Shinpachi
    I don't want to die with only grand principles to my name.
[14:37] Shinpachi'S Father
    But no matter how much times change,
[14:40] Shinpachi'S Father
    there are things that people mustn't forget.
[14:43] Otae
    Does a child really need a reason to protect the things that its parents cherished?
[14:49] Shinpachi
    That kind of thinking only gets in the way nowadays.
[14:52] Shinpachi
    I plan on living smarter and longer.
[14:55] Gintoki
    Is that so?
[14:56] Gintoki
    But you don't seem very smart to me.
[15:03] Gintoki
    Samurai don't need a reason to act.
[15:07] Gintoki
    If they have something they have to protect, they should draw their sword.
[15:12] Gintoki
    Do you love your sister?
[15:18] Shinpachi
    "Watch the beautiful sunset from heaven,"
[15:20] Shinpachi
    "first boat leaves this afternoon at four."
[15:23] Shinpachi
    This is bad!
[15:23] Shinpachi
    The ship's about to leave! Can't you go any faster?!
[15:27] Gintoki
    Hey, safety first. That's my motto...
[15:30] Gintoki
    It'll also hurt if we crash.
[15:31] Shinpachi
    Now's not the time to be saying that!
[15:33] Shinpachi
    Sis is in high-leg shabu shabu danger!
[15:36] Officer A
    Hey! You, without the helmet, stop!
[15:39] Gintoki
    What are you saying?
[15:41] Gintoki
    We don't need road traffic laws in this day and age.
[15:44] Officer A
    That's true, but it'll hurt if you crash.
[15:47] Officer A
    I'm just telling you because I'm concerned.
[15:49] Gintoki
    I'm all right. I have a hard head.
[15:51] Officer A
    Huh?! What?!
[15:53] Officer A
    I'm trying to be considerate!
[15:55] Officer A
    It really hurts! It's terrible!
[15:58] Gintoki
    Shut up.
[15:59] Gintoki
    I'm telling you that...
[16:00] Gintoki
    ...it's hard!
[16:02] Officer A
    I've got a nose bleed! I've got a nose bleed! And at my age!
[16:07] Shinpachi
    The Shabu Shabu Heaven has taken off!
[16:09] Shinpachi
    What are we going to do?! It's so high up!
[16:13] Shinpachi
    Sis!
[16:14] Officer A
    Damn him... Mocking me like that!
[16:17] Officer A
    After him!
[16:18] Officer B
    Yes, sir!
[16:23] Officer A
    Hey, you!
SIGN    [Oedo Police]
[16:24] Officer A
    Do you think that you can outrun the police?!
[16:32] Otae
    I'm Otae. Please treat me gently.
[16:35] President
    I told you, that's not how you do it!
[16:39] President
    You're supposed to show more cleavage there! Stupid!
[16:42] Otae
    I've never had cleavage before in my life!
[16:46] President
    Oh, sorry. You couldn't show any even if you wanted to.
[16:51] President
    Fine! Next we'll work on your technique!
[16:54] President
    It's time to put on your high-leg outfit and give us some shabu shabu heaven!
[16:57] Otae
    Hold on... That cut is...
[16:59] President
    This cut is what we're going for.
[17:02] President
    What's wrong? Put it on already.
[17:07] President
    If you've lost your nerve now, it's too late!
[17:10] President
    If you think that I'm going to go easy on you just because we're on prime-time, you're mistaken.
[17:15] President
    This is for your dojo. So buck up, little soldier!
[17:27] President
    What's that?!
[17:31] Gorilla Man
    Hold on. What's going on?!
[17:35] Subordinate B
    Boss! What's going on?!
[17:37] President
    A car crashed into us.
[17:40] President
    This is bad. It's a police car!
[17:42] President
    The cops are onto us!
[17:45] Gintoki
    Don't worry. It's just a rental.
[17:50] Gintoki
    Hello. Odd Jobs at your service!
[17:53] Shinpachi
    Sis! You haven't put on that high-leg outfit yet, right?!
[17:56] Otae
    Shin?!
[17:57] President
    What the hell are you doing?!
[18:00] Shinpachi
    We've come to get my sister back!
[18:02] President
    You idiot!
[18:03] President
    Don't any of you understand that it's too late already?!
[18:07] President
    Your dojo won't be any safer after this!
[18:11] Shinpachi
    I don't care about the dojo.
[18:14] Shinpachi
    I want a dojo where my sister is always smiling.
[18:18] Shinpachi
    If I have to see my sister cry...
[18:21] Shinpachi
    I don't need the dojo!
[18:23] Otae
    Shin...
[18:25] President
    Fool! What can just the two of you do?
[18:29] President
    Get them!
[18:31] Gintoki
    Hey, I'll distract 'em.
[18:34] Gintoki
    Go find an escape pod or something and get outta here.
[18:36] Shinpachi
    Wh-What about you?
[18:38] Gintoki
    You just think about protecting your sister.
[18:42] Gintoki
    I'll protect what I want to protect.
[18:44] President
    What the hell are you going on about?
[18:46] President
    Die!
[18:49] Gintoki
    All right! Next!
[18:52] Subordinates
    Who is this guy?!
[18:53] Shinpachi
    What?
[18:54] Otae
    H-His style is crazy...
[18:57] Shinpachi
    ...but strong!
[18:59] Gintoki
    Shinichi! Go!
[19:01] Shinpachi
    It's "Shinpachi," you idiot!
[19:04] Otae
    Shin!
[19:05] Otae
    Will he be all right?
[19:07] Otae
    Why is he doing this for us?
[19:10] Shinpachi
    I don't know!
[19:11] Shinpachi
    But he'll come back!
[19:13] Shinpachi
    Because I sense it in him!
[19:16] Shinpachi
    The thing that Father talked about.
[19:22] Shinpachi
    He really came back!
[19:24] Gintoki
    That was tough! It was far tougher than I thought!
[19:27] Shinpachi
    Try a little harder! You didn't even last a minute!
[19:31] Gintoki
    You idiot! It's really tough to make a minute-long anime!
[19:35] Gintoki
    Just find an escape pod right now!
[19:40] Shinpachi
    Where are we?
[19:41] Shinpachi
    The engine room?!
[19:45] President
    It's a dead end.
[19:47] President
    Let's end this game of tag.
[19:50] President
    How pathetic...
[19:52] President
    The samurai who once protected the country with their swords
[19:56] President
    are now good-for-nothings who can't even protect a single girl.
[20:00] President
    There's nothing for you to protect.
[20:03] President
    This country... This sky, they all belong to us, the Amanto.
[20:07] Gintoki
    The country? The sky?
[20:10] Gintoki
    You can have 'em.
[20:12] Gintoki
    I'm busy protecting the things in front of me.
[20:15] Gintoki
    I don't know how many things I have failed to protect.
[20:20] Gintoki
    I don't have anything left, but at least if I find something falling before me...
[20:26] Gintoki
    I want to pick it up!
[20:27] President
    What pathetic warrior spirit... I've had enough of you!
[20:32] President
    Die!
[20:33] Staff A
    Hold on... Sir, no!
[20:35] Staff A
    What'll happen if we hit the you-know-what?
[20:38] Staff A
    We'll die along with the ship.
[20:39] President
    O-Oh no, I forgot...
[20:42] President
    Hey, he's climbing it! Hey!
[20:45] President
    Hey, wait!
[20:46] President
    That's not good! That's the ship's engine core.
[20:50] Gintoki
    What's precious to my client is precious to me.
[20:54] Gintoki
    In order to protect them...
[20:55] Gintoki
    I'll do...
[20:57] Gintoki
    ...anything!
[21:04] President
    No! He really did it!
[21:15] Gintoki
    What is this floating sensation? I feel sick!
[21:17] Shinpachi
    Is this thing falling?! Are we falling?!
[21:29] Shinpachi
    Luckily we were over the ocean, but...
[21:33] Shinpachi
    ...who knows what would have happened if we had fallen on the town.
[21:37] Shinpachi
    I've never seen such a crazy samurai.
[21:40] Otae
    But...
[21:42] Otae
    In the end, he saved us.
[21:45] Gintoki
    What?!
[21:48] Gintoki
    I aided in the arrest of ruffians who were disturbing the peace in Edo!
[21:52] Gintoki
    You can let the fact that I borrowed a police car slide!
[21:54] Officer A
    "Borrowed"? My car and I are a complete wreck!
[21:57] Gintoki
    You've always been a wreck! You actually look even better like that.
[22:00] Officer A
    Seriously?! What part?
[22:02] Shinpachi
    Sis, I...
[22:04] Otae
    Go.
[22:06] Otae
    You found something in him, right?
[22:10] Otae
    Go and find your sword.
[22:13] Otae
    I'll look for it my own way.
[22:16] Otae
    It's all right. I won't do anything rash anymore.
[22:19] Otae
    I don't want to see you cry either.
[22:23] Shinpachi
    Sis...
[22:25] Shinpachi'S Father
    Even if there comes a time when you must give up your sword,
[22:28] Shinpachi'S Father
    you must never lose the unwavering sword kept in your soul.
[22:35] Shinpachi (Mono)
    Father.
[22:36] Shinpachi (Mono)
    What sort of soul does this guy have? It's very difficult to tell.
[22:41] Shinpachi (Mono)
    I think it's dim but it's definitely shining.
[22:46] Shinpachi (Mono)
    Right now, I think I'd like to watch it shine for a while.
SIGN    
[24:26] Gintoki
    Oh no! I forgot that Jump goes on sale today!
[24:30] Gintoki
    Should I use this opportunity to grow out of it?
[24:32] Gintoki
    No! Men are boys at heart until they die!
[24:35] Gintoki
    The next episode:
[24:35] Gintoki
    "Watch Out! Weekly Shonen JUMP Sometimes Comes Out on Saturdays!"
SIGN    A super strong beautiful heroine who's a big eater? Kagura appears!!
SIGN    Come over again, Sorachi-san. Next time, let's go to that store.
[24:52] Gintoki
    I wish I could shoot something like Getsuga Tensho, too...