E17 - Sons Only Take After Their Father’s Negative Attributes

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SIGN    [Twenty years since the arrival of the Amanto. A festival to commemorate the country's opening.]
SIGN    [Gintoki and friends are helping Gengai repair his robot for the festival.]
[01:41] Katsura
    Who's there?
[01:44] Takasugi
    Zura...
[01:46] ---
    Still on the run from the Bakufu, huh?
[01:49] Katsura
    It's not Zura, it's Katsura.
[01:51] ---
    Why are you here?
[01:54] ---
    Heard you escaped from the Bakufu's pursuit and were laying low in Kyoto.
[01:58] Takasugi
    I couldn't resist after hearing there was a festival going on. So here I am.
[02:04] Katsura
    Better keep that love of festivals of yours under control.
[02:07] ---
    The Bakufu hates you even more than they hate me.
SIGN    [Bakufu is a common term for the Shogunate or government]
[02:10] ---
    You'll get yourself killed.
[02:11] Takasugi
    No way would I miss a festival that the Shogun himself is going to attend.
[02:17] Katsura
    How did you know?
[02:19] ---
    You're not gonna...?!
[02:22] Takasugi
    I don't intend to do anything that outrageous. But that would be fun.
[02:28] Takasugi
    If the Shogun's head should fly during the festival,
[02:33] Takasugi
    the Bakufu and the entire country would be turned upside down.
SIGN    ["Sons Only Take After Their Fathers' Negative Attributes"]
[02:45] Otose
    Hey! You old geezer! Hiraga, you bastard get out!
[02:50] Otose
    Do you have any idea how much trouble
[02:51] Otose
    you've caused everyone in the neighborhood?
[02:54] Man A
    "Gashakon, gashakon" day and night!
SIGN    ["Gashakon" is a very loud, clunky noise]
[02:56] Man A
    You some kind of Gashakon Warrior or something?!
[02:58] Otose
    I don't give a damn if you're the top inventor in Edo! You build nothing but junk.
[03:03] ---
    The Kabukicho Block Association has had it with you!
[03:10] ---
    Go get 'em, men!
[03:24] Shinpachi
    First up, Shinpachi Shimura from Kabukicho. Thank you!
[03:37] Shinpachi
    Cho-me cho-mee cho-me cho-mee!
[03:44] Otose
    Good lord! I said to stop the noise!
[03:48] ---
    What is this?! You're making it worse!
[03:51] ---
    The two noises are creating a harmony!
[03:54] Gintoki
    The best way to handle a bully is to bully him right back.
[03:58] ---
    A guy who's never been punched doesn't know how it hurts.
[04:02] Otose
    You're the one who doesn't get it!
[04:04] ---
    My eardrums are about to burst!
[04:07] Gintoki
    What're you talking about, old lady?
[04:08] ---
    Shinpachi's the one who's really suffering.
[04:10] ---
    He's showing off in public that he can't sing.
[04:13] Otose
    Looks to me like he's having a blast!
[04:16] Kagura
    Shinpachi, let me sing next.
[04:19] ---
    I bought the latest song by Goro Kitajima.
[04:21] ---
    Come on... Hey, are you listening to me, tone-deaf?!
[04:25] Shinpachi
    What?! Cut it out!
[04:28] Gintoki
    Oh, man... What're they doing?
[04:30] ---
    Sheesh!
[04:32] ---
    Heeey! I'm singing next!
[04:34] Otose
    What did you people come here to do, anyway?!
[04:36] Otose
    Forget it. If I have to listen to you guys sing, I'd rather sing myself!
[04:39] ---
    Give me that!
[04:40] Gintoki
    No one wants to hear you sing!
[04:43] ---
    Keep quiet, you rotten old hag!
[04:44] Otose
    How dare you?! Then how about a duet, damn you!
[04:51] Gintoke
    Huh? What?! This is Hiraga-san?!
[04:57] Gintoki
    You're taking my head off!
[04:59] ---
    I said you're taking my head off, Hiraga-san!
[05:00] ---
    Stop it, Hiraga-san!
[05:02] Hiraga
    Idiots! I'm Hiraga.
[05:05] Hiraga
    You brats are making a terrible racket in front of my house.
[05:08] Hiraga
    Think about all the trouble you're causing the neighborhood!
[05:12] Otose
    That's you, you old geezer!
[05:14] ---
    That racket you're making is driving everyone in the neighborhood gashankon crazy!
[05:19] Hiraga
    I don't recall ever making a racket that went "gashankon"!
[05:22] ---
    It's gashuiin-gasshan!
[05:24] Otose
    Gengai, you're not young anymore.
    Try to live in peace and quiet.
[05:29] ---
    You intend to have those wind-up toys look after you in retirement?
[05:32] Hiraga
    Shut up, old hag!
[05:33] ---
    I don't care how many times you come-I'm not closing up the shop!
[05:36] ---
    Go home!
[05:37] ---
    Hey, Saburo! Don't hold back. Force them out!
[05:40] Saburo
    Affirmative.
[05:41] Hiraga
    Hey, wha...? Wait!
SIGN    [Gengai's Retreat]
[05:48] Shinpachi
    Wow! It's a mountain of robots.
[05:51] Shinpachi
    Did you make all of these, Hiraga-san?
[05:53] Hiraga
    What're you guys doing, packing up without permission?! Dammit!
[05:57] ---
    Untie these ropes!
[05:59] Gintoki
    Hey, get me some tea.
[06:01] Saburo
    Affirmative.
[06:02] Hiraga
    Saburo! Why're you working like their servant?! Help me!
[06:06] Gintoki
    Boy, you sure make truly good stuff, old man.
[06:10] ---
    Can I get one of these tin cans for myself?
[06:12] ---
    Huh?
[06:13] Gintoki
    Hot diggity!
[06:16] ---
    Serves you right!
[06:18] Hiraga
    Saburo can understand human languages to a certain extent.
[06:21] ---
    He responds to people who use aggressive words or actions with his iron fists.
[06:26] Hiraga
    Okay! Release me from these ropes now! Hurry up, you bucket-of-bolts!
[06:32] Shinpachi
    Otose-san, is that man really Edo's top inventor?
[06:37] Otose
    Huh? That's what I hear.
[06:39] Otose
    But to us, it looks like just junk, you know.
[06:43] Hiraga
    It's not junk.
[06:45] Hiraga
    Creating something is like materializing your soul into reality.
[06:51] ---
    These are all my beloved sons.
[06:53] Gintoki
    Your son's tangled up over there with a delinquent.
[06:56] Hiraga
    No!
[07:00] Kagura
    Rocket Punch Fire!
[07:01] Hiraga
    Stop!
[07:03] ---
    He can't do that!
[07:04] ---
    You're just tearing his arms off!
[07:08] Gintoki
    That should do it.
[07:10] ---
    You can make as much noise as you like out here.
[07:12] ---
    Do it all you want.
[07:14] Hiraga
    All I want? But they're all broken to bits...
[07:19] ---
    What have you bastards done?
[07:21] Kagura
    Don't worry. Sabu is okay.
[07:23] Saburo
    Affirmative.
[07:24] Hiraga
    Don't "Affirmative" me! It's shaped differently!
[07:27] ---
    You're missing your arms! Your arms!
[07:29] Hiraga
    What am I going to do?! I won't be able to finish in time for the festival!
[07:33] Gintoki/Shinpachi
    Festival?
[07:34] Hiraga
    In three days,
[07:35] Hiraga
    there's going to be a festival to commemorate the 20th anniversary of the country's opening to the Amanto.
[07:38] ---
    Even the Shogun is going to make a rare public appearance.
[07:42] ---
    I have direct orders from the Bakufu to have my robots perform at the ceremony.
[07:47] Hiraga
    What am I going to do?
[07:49] ---
    If I don't finish in time, I'll have to commit seppuku!
[07:51] Gintoki
    Uh-oh, I forgot I was making curry...
[07:54] Hiraga
    Hey! Give me back Saburo's arms!
[07:58] Hiraga
    Darn those kids... They're crazy.
[08:01] Otose
    Will you be all right?
[08:03] Hiraga
    I've got no choice, do I? If I work around the clock, I might...
[08:06] Otose
    Not that. I meant your son.
[08:10] Otose
    If I'm not mistaken about your son, didn't the Bakufu...?
[08:14] Hiraga
    Otose, the trick for an old man to live a long life is to quickly forget the bad things.
[08:20] Hiraga
    And, I've told you before, these are my sons now.
[08:25] Son (Saburo)
    Dad! Dad, please stop!
[08:29] Son (Saburo)
    What good will making a robot that kills do?!
[08:32] ---
    Dad, didn't you say that you wanted robots to help people?!
[08:36] Hiraga
    And that time is now.
[08:39] Hiraga
    If things remain as they are, this country will be taken over by the Amanto.
[08:42] ---
    This is the only thing I can do.
[08:46] Son (Saburo)
    Then I'll fight instead.
[08:49] Hiraga
    What're you talking about?
[08:51] Son (Saburo)
    Dad, you stopped smiling long ago.
[08:56] Son (Saburo)
    You know, Dad...
[08:58] ---
    I loved watching you work happily on your robots...all covered in grease.
[09:03] ---
    Like a kid playing in mud.
[09:09] Son (Saburo)
    I don't want to see you working with such a grim look on your face.
[09:13] Hiraga
    Hey, wait!
[09:15] Hiraga
    Wait, Saburo!
[09:24] Hijikata
    Listen up. On the day of the festival,
[09:26] Hijikata
    the Shinsengumi will protect the Shogun with every last man.
[09:30] Hijikata
    If the Shogun so much as gets a scratch, our heads will roll!
[09:35] Hijikata
    Keep that in mind!
[09:38] Hijikata
    If you see anyone suspicious, kill them without hesitation!
[09:41] Hijikata
    I'll take full responsibility.
[09:42] Okita
    For real? In that case, I'll start by killing every samurai in sight.
[09:47] ---
    You can take the consequences.
[09:48] Hijikata
    Okay, guys! Disregard that last order.
[09:54] Hijikata
    Also, although this intelligence is still unconfirmed,
[09:57] Hijikata
    we have information that someone really dangerous is in Edo.
[10:01] Okita
    Someone really dangerous? Who could that be?
[10:04] Hijikata
    Remember that incident where over a dozen government officials
[10:07] Hijikata
    got assassinated during a dinner meeting?
[10:10] ---
    That was his work.
[10:15] Hijikata
    The most radical and dangerous man among the Anti-foreigner faction.
[10:23] Hijikata
    His name is Shinsuke Takasugi.
[10:42] Child A
    Let's invite Yo-chan, too!
[10:47] Gintoki
    This sweet smell must be
[10:50] Gintoki
    cotton candy.
[10:52] Gintoki
    Cotton candy!
[10:54] ---
    Damn.
[10:56] Hiraga
    Quit playing and get back to work!
[10:58] ---
    Good grief, we're short on time!
[11:01] Shinpachi
    But Hiraga-san, the festival has already begun.
[11:04] ---
    We came to help you, but we're not going to make it.
[11:08] Hiraga
    The robot performance doesn't start till tonight.
[11:11] ---
    If we can somehow finish by this evening, we'll manage.
[11:13] Kagura
    Don't play dumb!
[11:15] Kagura
    You think I wouldn't know about it?!
[11:19] ---
    This shirt has lipstick all over it!
[11:22] Kagura
    You can't lie to me anymore!
[11:24] Saburo
    Affirmative.
[11:24] Kagura
    "Affirmative, Afffirmative"...
[11:26] ---
    That's all you ever say!
[11:27] ---
    That's why your subordinates look down on you!
[11:30] ---
    Try saying "No" for a change, you perpetual manager!
[11:33] Saburo
    Affirmative.
[11:35] Kagura
    That's it! Domestic Violence!
[11:37] Hiraga
    What're you doing?! Stop that!
[11:40] Kagura
    Who is she?!
[11:41] ---
    It's Sachiko, isn't it?
[11:42] ---
    That ugly witch who came to our housewarming party!
[11:45] Hiraga
    Stop it, I said! What sort of sick soap opera are you playing?!
[11:48] Kagura
    It might be playing to you, but to me, it meant everything in the world!
[11:55] Shinpachi
    We somehow managed to finish on time.
[11:57] ---
    Though there are problems in spots.
[11:59] Hiraga
    Hmph!
[12:00] ---
    If you guys hadn't shown up, I wouldn't have had any problems.
[12:04] Gintoki
    Get off your pedestal, you public hazard geezer!
[12:07] ---
    We only came 'cause the old hag forced us.
[12:10] Hiraga
    I still have final adjustments to make.
[12:13] ---
    You'll only get in the way, so go to the festival or something.
[12:16] Kagura
    Gin-chan, hurry, hurry!
[12:17] Shinpachi
    Thank you, Hiraga-san!
[12:18] Hiraga
    Hmph.... They sure are a rowdy bunch. Right, Sabu...
[12:23] Hiraga
    Saburo!
[12:24] Hiraga
    Hey, you can't go! Saburo!
[12:34] Kagura
    Let's eat fried udon next!
[12:37] Hiraga
    How odd... Almost looks as if Saburo's having fun too.
[12:41] Gintoki
    Well, anything's more fun than hanging out with a grim-faced old geezer like you.
[12:46] ---
    You say the same thing my son did.
[12:48] Gintoki
    Son? You had one?
[12:52] Hiraga
    He already died, though.
[12:54] ---
    He went off to war on his own and died.
[12:57] Hiraga
    He loved robots every bit as much as I do.
[13:00] ---
    A brat who would sneak in to tinker with machines.
[13:04] Hiraga
    When I think back now, that might've been the happiest time of my life.
[13:08] Hiraga
    Back then I tinkered with robots because I loved them.
[13:12] ---
    But ever since people started calling me the greatest inventor in Edo and such,
[13:15] ---
    robots just became a means to an end.
[13:21] Hiraga
    That son of mine rebelled against me for that and left me.
[13:25] ---
    And that was it.
[13:27] Hiraga
    That reminds me. I heard from Otose that you went to war, too.
[13:31] Gintoki
    It wasn't anything grand.
[13:34] Gintoki
    Though, I still lost many friends.
[13:39] Hiraga
    Don't you want to avenge them?
[13:41] Gintoki
    Huh?
[13:42] Hiraga
    Haven't you ever thought of striking at the Bakufu and the Amanto for the friends you've lost?
[13:46] Gintoki
    Old man, you're not...
[13:48] Hiraga
    Oh, shoot.
[13:49] ---
    I have some final adjustments to do, so I'm going back.
[13:53] Hiraga
    Hey! Saburo, let's go.
[13:59] Kagura
    Oh, it's that old dude.
[14:01] Hasegawa
    Oh no! It's that girl with the venomous tongue!
[14:03] Shinpachi
    If it isn't Hasegawa-san!
[14:06] ---
    You found a job! Congratulations!
[14:10] ---
    Well, yeah.
[14:11] ---
    Are the two of you...on a date?
[14:13] Shinpachi
    A shooting game? Maybe I'll have a try.
[14:16] Hasegaw
    Oh, sure! Go ahead, go ahead!
[14:18] ---
    It's on me!
[14:19] Kagura
    If I hit it, will you give me anything I want?
[14:21] Hasegawa
    Sure, I'll give it to you.
[14:24] Hasegawa
    Take good... aim and...
[14:28] Kagura
    Hand over your shades.
[14:30] Hasegawa
    What? You did it wrong... You were supposed to aim that way.
[14:34] Okita
    The watch is mine.
[14:36] Hasegawa
    Now just a minute!
[14:37] ---
    Wait! Come on!
[14:39] ---
    I said I'd give you anything, but you can't have something of mine!
[14:41] ---
    Hey! Are you listening?!
[14:43] Kagura
    Got the beard.
[14:45] Okita
    Score the jacket.
[14:48] Kagura
    A hit on the nipple!
[15:00] Kondo
    Toshi, Sogo hasn't been back since he said he had to go take a dump.
[15:06] Hijikata
    That bastard's goofing off again.
[15:08] Kondo
    Toshi, you can doubt anyone else, but not one of our own.
[15:14] ---
    I believe in Sogo.
[15:16] ---
    I'm sure he's having a hell of a time pushing it out. That's what I believe.
[15:20] Hijikata
    If that's what you're going to believe, I think he'd be better off if you doubted him.
[15:25] ---
    But that damn Yamazaki sure is late.
[15:27] Kondo
    What happened?
[15:28] Hijikata
    The Shogun said he wants to eat takoyaki.
[15:31] ---
    He doesn't have a care in the world.
[15:33] Yamazaki
    Vice-Commander! I have returned!
[15:36] Hijikata
    You're late! You better have had them put mayonnaise on it!
[15:41] Hijikata
    Hey, this looks like...
[15:43] Yamazaki
    Actually, I was in such a rush that I tripped and they fell out on the way back.
[15:47] ---
    Forgive me. I, Sagaru Yamazaki, have made a blunder I will regret my entire life.
[15:50] Hijikata
    I see. I thought the green nori flakes around your mouth was the blunder you'd regret your entire life.
[15:56] Hijikata
    Yamazaki!
[15:58] Yamazaki
    Vice-Commander, this isn't what you think!
[15:59] ---
    This is the green nori from the okonomiyaki I ate along the way!
[16:02] Hijikata
    It doesn't matter!
[16:05] ---
    Hey, what are we going to do?
[16:07] ---
    You're eating it!
[16:08] Kondo
    Don't get so upset, Toshi.
    Today is the festival.
[16:11] Hijikata
    I can't help it.
[16:13] Hijikata
    That bastard Takasugi has no political beliefs at all.
[16:15] ---
    He only enjoys creating chaos.
[16:18] ---
    There's no way a guy like that is going to overlook a huge festival like this!
[16:27] Townspeople
    Oh! It's started.
[16:29] Townspeople
    The show by Edo's top robot puppeteer, Gengai Hiraga!
[16:38] Takasugi
    A festival has to be loud to be interesting, that's for sure.
[16:44] Takasugi
    Don't move.
[16:48] Takasugi
    To think the man they called the White Knight would let someone attack him from behind.
[16:53] Takasugi
    Gintoki, have you lost your edge?!
[16:56] Gintoki
    What're you doing in a place like this?
[16:58] Takasugi
    Just shut up and watch.
[17:00] ---
    An incredibly fun show is about to begin.
[17:08] Hiraga
    Saburo, let's do it.
[17:09] Saburo
    Affirmative.
[17:13] Hiraga
    Fire!
[17:15] Townspeople
    It's a terrorist attack!
[17:16] Townspeople
    It's the Anti-Foreigner Terrorists!
[17:25] Hijikata
    Is this a smokescreen?
[17:27] Hijikata
    You men secure the area around the tower!
[17:29] ---
    Don't let even a mouse get near the Shogun!
[17:32] Members
    R-Robots!
[17:34] ---
    An army of robots!
[17:38] Hiraga
    The crowd has run off.
[17:40] ---
    Okay, go!
[17:44] Kondo
    Men, charge!
[17:53] Takasugi
    Do you remember, Gintoki?
[17:55] Takasugi
    How I once led a volunteer army called the Kiheitai?
[17:59] Takasugi
    There was a man named Saburo.
[18:02] ---
    He wasn't any good with the sword, but he was incredibly good with machines.
[18:07] Takasugi
    He said he didn't join to fight a war; he came to fight his father.
[18:11] Takasugi
    His father was all he ever talked about.
[18:15] Takasugi
    But he died without ever returning to his father.
[18:20] Takasugi
    What a sad story.
[18:22] ---
    We all risked our lives to protect our country from the Amanto,
[18:27] ---
    but the all-important Bakufu quickly welcomed the Amanto.
[18:31] Takasugi
    Even the Kiheitai was no exception.
[18:33] ---
    We were caught in the purge, and eventually destroyed.
[18:36] Takasugi
    When he saw his son's head exposed for public viewing by the riverbed,
[18:38] Takasugi
    who knows what his old man thought.
[18:44] Gintoki
    Takasugi, were you the one who egged the old man on?
[18:47] Takasugi
    Egged him on? Don't be ridiculous.
[18:50] ---
    His fangs were already showing.
    I just polished them.
[18:54] Takasugi
    You see...I know the suffering that old man is going through.
[18:59] ---
    There still remains a black beast of vengeance inside of me, as well.
[19:04] Takasugi
    Thrashing about all day and all night, saying in my ear
[19:08] Takasugi
    "Kill. Kill the enemies of my friends. Make them suffer the way we suffered."
[19:12] Takasugi
    Gintoki, can't you hear those voices?
[19:16] ---
    No, I suppose you can't.
[19:19] Takasugi
    Looking away from the past and living a carefree life...
[19:23] ---
    You've lost your fangs to indifference-you couldn't understand how we feel.
[19:31] Gintoki
    Don't underestimate me, Takasugi...
[19:36] Gintoki
    I've got a beast of my own too.
[19:39] Takasugi (M)
    It...won't move.
[19:41] Gintoki
    But the beast is a white one.
[19:44] ---
    What's its name?
[19:45] ---
    He's called Sadaharu.
[19:48] Kondo
    No waaay! My famed blade, Kotetsu-chan is...!
[19:51] Kondo
    Toshi, my Kotetsu-chan got... No waaay!
[19:55] Hijikata
    Shut up! This isn't the time for that!
[19:57] Kondo
    But I'm still paying off the loan. No waaay!
[20:00] Hijikata
    Hmph.
[20:01] ---
    We keep cutting them down, but they keep coming back. There's no end.
[20:07] Hijikata
    What was that?!
[20:10] Kagura
    Who are the bad boys who're
[20:13] Okita
    ruining the festival?
[20:15] Kondo
    Ah! That's the "Festival Music Lover"!
[20:18] ---
    An ancient spirit who punishes biker gangs who interfere with festivals!
[20:22] Hijikata
    Uh... I don't think so.
[20:31] Kondo
    The god of festivals has come!
[20:33] Kondo
    Victory is ours!
[20:38] Hiraga
    Next, we use real bullets.
    Aim carefully, Saburo.
[20:42] Saburo
    Affirmative.
[20:43] Shinpachi
    Please stop this right now!
[20:46] Shinpachi
    The Shogun escaped already.
[20:50] Hiraga
    That so? My eyes are going bad, so I couldn't see that.
[20:54] Hiraga
    Well, that's okay. Then I'll go after that group called the Shinsengumi.
[20:58] Shinpachi
    Hiraga-san!
[20:59] Gintoki
    Hey, hey.
[21:01] ---
    That's quite a dangerous show you're putting on out here.
[21:04] Gintoki
    Is it some sort of superhero show?
[21:07] Gintoki
    Let me play the hero!
[21:09] Hiraga
    You're not good enough for the role. Out of the way.
[21:12] Gintoki
    Who're you to diss the actor when you wrote such a crappy script?
[21:17] ---
    Revenge flicks are so outdated.
[21:21] Gintoki
    You are making Saburo cry.
[21:22] Hiraga
    Which Saburo?
[21:25] Gintoki
    Both of them.
[21:27] Gintoki
    Nobody wants something like this.
[21:29] ---
    You know that better than anyone else.
[21:32] Hiraga
    I do know that.
[21:33] ---
    But it hurts so much...
[21:36] ---
    Letting my son die like that, while this old body continues to live on.
[21:41] Hiraga
    I'm tired of living my life just staring at useless things.
[21:46] Hiraga
    Actually, I don't really give a darn about the Shogun's head.
[21:49] ---
    I fully realize that there's nothing I can to do for someone who died.
[21:54] Hiraga
    All I want is to live by my principles and die.
[21:58] Hiraga
    So get out of my way.
[21:59] ---
    I'll show you no mercy if you get in my way.
[22:02] Gintoki
    I'm not moving.
[22:03] ---
    I have principles I live by, too.
[22:10] Hiraga
    Fire!
[22:23] Hiraga
    Saburo!
[22:25] Hiraga
    You idiot! Why didn't you fire?!
[22:28] Saburo
    D-Dad...
[22:31] Saburo
    I loved... watching you work... happily on your robots...all covered in... grease.
[22:38] Saburo
    Like a kid...playing, all covered...in mud...having so much...fun...
[22:47] Saburo
    I loved you... like that...
[22:58] Hiraga
    What is it with all of you?!
[23:03] ---
    What do you want me to do?!
[23:06] ---
    How do you expect me to go on living?!
[23:12] Gintoki
    Beats me.
[23:14] Gintoki
    Just live a long life, maybe?
SIGN    
[23:26] Katsura
    Looks like you failed.
[23:29] Takasugi
    We had unexpected interference.
[23:32] ---
    I thought he lost his fangs a long time ago, but, boy, was I wrong!
[23:36] Katsura
    When it's to protect something, everyone bares their fangs.
[23:41] Katsura
    You, who have nothing to protect, are nothing more than a beast, Takasugi.
[23:45] Takasugi
    I'm fine being a beast.
[23:48] ---
    I have nothing to protect, nor do I need one.
[23:52] Takasugi
    I will simply destroy everything until the beast in me stops whining.
[23:58] Kid
    Hey, smelly priest!
[24:00] Katsura
    I'm not a smelly priest. I'm Katsura.
[24:02] Kid
    What're you doing? You broke it.
[24:09] Katsura
    This is a wind-up toy?
[24:11] Hiraga
    Hey, stop touching that!
[24:13] Hiraga
    Buy it already. I'm saying buy it! It's fun! Just buy it!
[24:19] Katsura (M)
    He looks pretty happy.
SIGN    
[25:53] Gintoki
    The Masked Loincloth Bandit?
[25:55] Shinpachi
    He wears a red loincloth on his head
[25:57] Shinpachi
    and steals pretty girls' underwear to distribute to unpopular guys!
[26:02] Gintoki
    The next episode: "Oh, Yeah! Our Crib Is Number One!"
SIGN    [Protect Otae's panties from the pervert! The pride of men: "Panty Guard Corps"]
SIGN    [Prime time our ass! 30 minutes of panties, panties, panties!]
SIGN    [Nose hairs]