E92 - Be a Person Who Can See People's Strong Points and Not Their Weak Points

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[00:01] Kagura
    Boy, the year's already over, huh?
[00:04] Gintoki
    Sure was fast.
[00:05] Gintoki
    I hate how the years go by faster as we get older.
[00:12] Gintoki
    At this rate, by the time I'm an old geezer,
[00:14] Gintoki
    the years will pass at the speed of a Formula 1 car.
[00:18] Kagura
    I've still got a long ways to go.
[00:22] Gintoki
    Well, I'm already up to Ben Johnson speed, I'd say.
[00:28] Gintoki
    My Ben Johnson is already up to here.
SIGN    [Note: In Japanese, Ben also refers to Poop. So here Gin is referring to his incontinence.]
[00:30] ---
    Don't get too cocky because you're all still young.
[00:33] ---
    Your Ben Johnson will fall behind soon enough.
[00:34] Kagura
    For real? Ben Johnson's gonna fall out?
SIGN    [Note: Carl Lewis is a famous track and field athlete.]
[00:37] Kagura
    I prefer Carl Lewis over Ben Johnson. He's cooler.
[00:41] Gintoki
    Well, all I'm saying is, we all had a pretty good year, right?
[00:49] Shinpachi
    Hell no! It's still February! We still have eleven months left!
[00:55] Gintoki
    ...Because this script was written in December.
[00:58] Kagura
    That's right. Do you know how long it takes to make an anime?
[01:02] Shinpachi
    When they make an anime, they should know the airdate!
[01:05] Gintoki
    They did. Like, at the end of the year, they closed out with a "group date,"
[01:09] Gintoki
    which reminded me of a year-end party.
[01:11] Gintoki
    On January 3rd, they thought the perfect episode would be "My first dream of the new year."
[01:13] Gintoki
    They really had a lot of ideas.
[01:18] ---
    But the airdate schedules were completely messed up because of the Japan Series
[01:21] ---
    and the New Year's special programs.
[01:23] Shinpachi
    We don't need that kind of frank information.
[01:26] Gintoki
    Moreover, the show was supposed to finish after the second year,
[01:28] Gintoki
    so they planned BLEEP and BLEEP episodes,
[01:30] Gintoki
    a BLEEP version and a BLEEP story to make it to episode 100, the last show.
[01:35] Gintoki
    They carefully planned the whole series,
[01:37] Gintoki
    but now they say the show will be extending to a third year, so the story must be dragged on.
[01:40] Gintoki
    Give me a break, really.
[01:43] Gintoki
    The people who will suffer later are us and the detectives at the site.
SIGN    [Note: Spoof of Cop TV shows. Older cops often say such a thing to youngsters.]
[01:47] Kagura
    They don't understand anything.
[01:50] Gintoki
    "An anime isn't something that can be created in a meeting room."
SIGN    [Note: Spoof of famous line from the Japanese film "Bayside Shakedown."]
[01:53] ---
    It's made from the strange juices the animator squeezes out.
[01:56] Shinpachi
    By the way, will this show enter a third year?
[01:59] Shinpachi
    Is it all right to say something that important at this point in the series?
[02:02] Gintoki
    No problem.
[02:04] Gintoki
    Everyone would have known it in the next issue of the anime magazine, anyway...
[02:07] ---
    Ah... I had hoped the show would be sorely missed and comments like
[02:10] ---
    "We want to watch Gin-chan again!" would pour in,
SIGN    [Note: Spoof of Reborn the manga/anime.]
[02:14] ---
    so it would return to prime time a half year later, Reborn!
[02:17] Shinpachi
    No way! Sounds like you're dreaming!
[02:20] Shinpachi
    Until just recently, we were afraid the show was going to be canceled at any moment,
[02:22] Shinpachi
    so how can we return to prime time? I really don't get what you're talking about!
[02:25] Kagura
    I heard DVD sales are going pretty well.
[02:28] Gintoki
    It doesn't matter.
[02:30] Gintoki
    No matter how many DVDs are sold, not even a cent comes back to the show.
[02:34] Gintoki
    The production costs never increase.
[02:36] ---
    Really... Aniplex entices people with unscrupulous cover designs on every DVD.
[02:40] Shinpachi
    No, it's not that kind of cover.
[02:42] Shinpachi
    And Gin-san please stop talking about money on the air.
[02:46] Shinpachi
    Recently, you said, "Give us a budget, even if it's half of BLEEP,"
[02:49] Shinpachi
    so the director of BLEEP, Director Mizushima, complained to us.
SIGN    [Note: Seiji Mizushima is the director of "GUNDAM 00.]
[02:52] Shinpachi
    It didn't mean BLEEP, but BLEEP.
[02:56] Gintoki
    It's so confusing because they bleep out everything.
[02:59] Gintoki
    All right, I'll correct them. It wasn't BLEEP, it was BLEEP.
[03:02] Gintoki
    Hey, it's the same thing if they use bleeps!
[03:05] Gintoki
    For all of those reasons, we can't just halt the show,
[03:08] Gintoki
    stock up enough episodes and then restart.
[03:11] Gintoki
    Therefore, the GinTama anime drags on for a third year.
[03:15] Shinpachi/Kagura
    Drags on?!
[03:17] Gintoki
    When a weekly manga series becomes a long-term animation,
[03:21] Gintoki
    it always encounters the same problem.
[03:23] Gintoki
    A twenty-page weekly manga and a thirty-minute anime show run at different speeds,
[03:29] Gintoki
    so the anime will eventually catch up to the manga.
[03:32] Gintoki
    Regardless, with this issue,
[03:34] Gintoki
    our predecessors took various measures to make their shows dragged on.
SIGN    
SIGN    [This is a repeat of the
    previous episode to use up time.]
[03:38] Gintoki
    The first way is to look back at the last episode.
[03:40] Gintoki
    At the beginning of the show,
[03:41] Gintoki
    repeat the last scene from the previous episode for about five minutes, so it drags on.
[03:46] Gintoki
    In some shows,
[03:47] Gintoki
    it takes more than ten minutes before the episode titles show up, which is amazing.
[03:51] Kagura
    But basically GinTama is a self-contained show, so we can't do it that way.
[03:57] ---
    Next is to insert flashbacks...
[04:00] Gintoki
    When two people face off in battle scenes and reach a deadlock,
[04:04] Gintoki
    an all-knowing old man appears.
[04:07] Gintoki
    And he says something like, "That's so and so, blah, blah, blah..."
SIGN    
SIGN    
[04:11] Gintoki
    and replays old scenes for a long time.
[04:15] Gintoki
    In one anime,
[04:16] Gintoki
    the main characters never throw a punch at each other during the 30-minute show.
[04:22] Shinpachi
    But GinTama isn't a battle manga. So we can't use that either.
[04:29] ---
    But, GinTama created a way...
[04:31] ---
    to drag on the episode that even its predecessors couldn't think of.
[04:37] Gintoki
    That would be...
[04:39] Shinpachi
    That would be...?
[04:41] Gintoki
    That would be...
[05:00] Gintoki
    All right, five minutes have passed.
SIGN    [The GinTama anime has amazingly entered its third year! Is it really okay to continue the show?]
SIGN    [So the full show is coming up next. Sniper VS Gintoki Breakdown Battle.]
[06:43] Killer (M)
    A long time ago, a strategist once said
[06:48] Killer (M)
    that an excellent strategist who emerges victorious from a fight...
[06:51] Killer (M)
    is nothing more than a big coward.
[06:55] Killer (M)
    A cowardly man who is frightened by an unexpected situation...
[06:58] Killer (M)
    and thus takes all possible precautions.
[07:02] Killer (M)
    And he never starts a fight until the conditions are set up in his favor.
[07:08] Killer (M)
    Really, what that guy said is totally right.
[07:12] Killer (M)
    Thanks to that, I ended up in a really messy room for nearly three months.
[07:19] Killer (M)
    However, it's about a strategist.
[07:21] Killer (M)
    You can't win a fight by being cowardly.
[07:25] Killer (M)
    There is one more thing you need to win a fight.
[07:29] Killer (M)
    It's the bravery soldiers who charge a huge army have.
[07:33] Killer (M)
    In other words, I, the lone wolf,
[07:36] Killer (M)
    have to be a cowardly strategist as well as a brave soldier.
[07:41] Killer (M)
    What a hardship.
[07:43] Killer (M)
    It seems I have some talent as a strategist, but as a soldier, I seem to be worthless.
[07:50] Killer (M)
    I've been doing this for 20 years, but my hand still shakes every time I go to work.
[07:57] Killer (M)
    I always make elaborate plans and hide in a very safe place...
[08:02] Killer (M)
    and only when the target appears, do I strike.
[08:08] Killer (M)
    What I do, some people with foul mouths say I'm...
SIGN    [COWARDLY AND DULL]
[08:15] Killer (M)
    Cowardly and dull.
SIGN    [COWARDLY AND DULL]
SIGN    
[08:19] Killer (M)
    You're like...
SIGN    [A TURTLE.]
[08:25] Killer (M)
    Since that day, I've been called "Turtle the Sniper."
[08:31] Killer (M)
    What an easygoing name.
[08:33] Killer (M)
    Who would imagine that I'm the best assassin in Edo?
[08:37] Killer (M)
    Right... Some say I'm the strongest assassin, but that's wrong.
[08:42] Killer (M)
    I'm just the biggest coward in Edo.
[08:46] Killer (M)
    The reason why I am so good at handling a dangerous weapon is
[08:50] Killer (M)
    that I have neither the power nor the courage to beat my target to death barehanded.
[08:55] Killer (M)
    And the reason why I never miss my target is that I'm afraid he'll
[08:58] Killer (M)
    come back and take revenge.
[09:00] Killer (M)
    The reason why I murder anyone for money is because I worry about retirement.
[09:08] Killer (M)
    The target comes to the park on Sunday afternoons to walk his dog.
[09:12] Killer (M)
    According to my information, he's someone who works for the Bakufu,
[09:16] Killer (M)
    and that's enough for me.
[09:19] Killer (M)
    All I have to do is wait for my hands to stop shaking.
[09:23] Killer (M)
    And wait for my confidence to come out of its shell.
[09:27] Killer (M)
    But...
[09:31] Killer (M)
    ...my hands won't stop shaking.
[09:34] Killer (M)
    The man who appears before me isn't a cowardly strategist...
[09:38] Killer (M)
    ...nor a brave soldier, nor a target. He's...
SIGN    ["Be A Person Who Can See People's Strong Points And Not Their Weak Points"]
[09:53] Killer (M)
    What's with this man?
[09:56] Killer (M)
    Is he looking at me? Why is he looking at me?
[10:01] Killer (M)
    It can't be that he knows I'm here...
[10:04] Killer (M)
    No way.
[10:05] Killer (M)
    The distance between the park and this spot is more than one hundred meters.
[10:10] Killer (M)
    From that vantage point,
[10:11] Killer (M)
    the muzzle of my gun should look no bigger than the eye of a needle.
[10:17] Killer (M)
    No...
[10:18] Killer (M)
    ...he's looking! That man is definitely looking at me!
[10:23] Killer (M)
    Kamekichi seems to have noticed there's something wrong
[10:25] Killer (M)
    as I hear him moving around in the water tank behind me.
[10:29] Killer (M)
    Kamekichi, it looks like I screwed up.
[10:34] Killer (M)
    It took half a year, including preparation time,
[10:37] Killer (M)
    until I could carry out this assassination.
[10:40] Killer (M)
    I had many opportunities to get my target.
[10:42] Killer (M)
    Nevertheless, the reason why I waited for so long
[10:44] Killer (M)
    was to make sure my target is completely eliminated.
[10:47] Killer (M)
    And above all I wanted to ensure my own safety.
[10:51] Killer (M)
    Information leaks are impossible.
[10:53] Killer (M)
    I didn't contact anyone and literally waited with bated breath in my shell.
[11:02] Killer (M)
    And yet...
[11:03] Killer (M)
    Why was there a leak?!
[11:05] Killer (M)
    That man...must have figured out Matsudaira's assassination plan!
[11:11] Killer (M)
    Since the plan's been discovered, there's no way Matsudaira will come to the park.
[11:16] Killer (M)
    I should escape. However, my body won't move.
[11:22] Killer (M)
    That man's piercing eyes won't let me.
[11:25] Killer (M)
    My instincts sense a danger stronger than any I've felt before. This is really bad.
[11:32] Killer (M)
    He's not an underling of Matsudaira's.
[11:35] Killer (M)
    Perhaps he's a hired goon. No, he must be better than that.
[11:42] Killer (M)
    Those eyes are the eyes of a beast...in search of blood and on the hunt for souls.
[11:50] Killer (M)
    If I break eye contact for even an instant...
[11:54] ---
    ...I'll be killed.
[12:07] Killer (M)
    He's smiling! In this situation... I'm pointing a gun and he's smiling?! What a man!
[12:14] Killer (M)
    Provocation! He's provoking me. He seems to want to fight me one-on-one.
[12:20] Killer (M)
    At this distance, there's no way he can use that wooden sword.
[12:24] Killer (M)
    He must have some terrible hidden weapon.
[12:27] Killer (M)
    From his smile, it looks like a bazooka...or a rocket launcher.
[12:32] Killer (M)
    No, there's a possibility he might even be holding a nuclear missile.
[12:36] Killer (M)
    If he shoots that kind of thing, I'm done for.
[12:43] Gintoki
    Oh, Oh! Really...
[12:48] Killer (M)
    I unconsciously pulled the trigger.
[12:51] Killer (M)
    It was my instincts from being a killer for so many years.
[12:54] Killer (M)
    And because I'm a coward, my ability to sense danger...
[12:58] Killer (M)
    is so strong that my body reacts instinctively before my brain can process it.
[13:03] Killer (M)
    As if celebrating my victory,
[13:04] Killer (M)
    I hear Kamekichi making noise in the water tank behind me.
[13:08] Killer (M)
    Kamekichi, pray for him instead of celebrating for me.
[13:15] Killer (M)
    A nosebleed?!
[13:16] Killer (M)
    He has just a nosebleed after being shot?
[13:20] Killer (M)
    Impossible! It was a rifle! He has a nosebleed after being shot by a rifle?
[13:23] Killer (M)
    It's not like a dodge ball game in elementary school.
[13:27] Killer (M)
    Bullets don't work against him! It's unbelievable. What a guy!
[13:34] Killer (M)
    Against such a monster, I'll face more dangers than one could imagine.
[13:37] Killer (M)
    I have to find a way to escape!
[13:42] Killer (M)
    That's...a cop!
[13:44] Killer (M)
    Impossible!
[13:46] Woman A
    This is the person who was staring at me.
[13:49] Officer
    Were you peeking at her?
[13:52] Killer (M)
    When did he call in reinforcements?
[13:56] Killer (M)
    He didn't show any signs of contacting them at all.
[14:00] Gintoki
    No, I wasn't peeking.
[14:02] Officer
    Your nose is bleeding.
[14:03] Killer (M)
    I wonder how he could do that...
SIGN    [HELP]
[14:05] Killer (M)
    That's! That bloodstain says, "HELP." Well, at least it looks like it.
[14:11] Killer (M)
    What a guy!
[14:13] Killer (M)
    Don't tell me he used his own nosebleed to call in reinforcements!
[14:17] Gintoki
    But if she leaves the curtains open that wide,
[14:21] Gintoki
    there's no way I can avoid seeing it, right? So I saw her.
[14:24] Copper
    That's enough. Come with us to the station.
[14:26] Gintoki
    What? Why?!
[14:26] Killer (M)
    That's it! He's giving them some kind of order!
[14:32] Hasegawa
    Excuse me. It's the Oedo Newspaper.
[14:35] Hasegawa
    Are you subscribing to any newspapers?
[14:39] Killer (M)
    How stupid!
[14:41] Hasegawa
    Excuse me!
[14:42] Killer (M)
    They are not from the newspaper!
[14:44] Killer (M)
    This is... Does this mean my room is already surrounded by the enemy?!
[14:50] Killer (M)
    How well prepared! In a situation like this, I can't escape!
[14:56] Killer (M)
    Kamekichi seems to have noticed my anxiousness,
[14:58] Killer (M)
    because he isn't making any sounds in the tank behind me.
[15:01] Killer (M)
    Kamekichi, don't give up until the end!
[15:05] Killer (M)
    The balcony!
[15:06] ---
    Now that it's come to this, the only way I can escape is to jump down from the balcony.
[15:13] Killer (M)
    No...
[15:14] Killer (M)
    ...Impossible! Wh-Why are there so many people here?!
[15:20] Killer (M)
    All of a sudden... What the hell is going on?!
[15:24] Killer (M)
    How could he gather so many people?!
[15:28] Killer (M)
    Everyone looks so hostile and is staring at me!
[15:31] Women B
    Let me die!
[15:33] Gintoki
    Hey, you! What are you doing?! Don't be stupid!
[15:38] Killer (M)
    "Don't be stupid"? You're telling me not to do anything "stupid"?
[15:43] ---
    But no matter how I look at this situation...
[15:46] ---
    It's impossible!
[15:48] Gintoki
    Do you want to die?! Don't move!
[15:52] Killer (M)
    If I move, I'm done for. But if I don't move, I'm done for.
[15:57] Gintoki
    I'll come right over! Wait for me!
[16:00] Killer (M)
    It doesn't matter if I hide in a shell, or come out... Death waits for me anyway.
[16:05] Killer (M)
    Whether I die bravely or timidly.... No, as a killer, I don't have the right to choose.
[16:13] Killer (M)
    I'm not sure if Kamekichi noticed my sentiment,
[16:15] Killer (M)
    but he was crying in the water tank behind me...
[16:19] Killer (M)
    Huh? Is he crying?
[16:22] Killer (M)
    He's crying! Eggs!
[16:25] Killer (M)
    I'm not sure if he knew what the name I gave him meant,
[16:28] Killer (M)
    but in the water tank behind me, I noticed Kamekichi was actually a female.
SIGN    [Note: Kamekichi is a male name.]
[16:33] Killer (M)
    No... An assassin has no right to choose how he dies.
[16:38] Killer (M)
    Then I shouldn't die. I'll live forever.
[16:44] Killer (M)
    I've taken so many lives so timidly until now...
[16:48] Killer (M)
    ...but this time, in order to protect these new lives...
SIGN    [I'LL BECOME A COWARD.]
[16:57] Killer (M)
    When you think you can't win a fight, just run away.
[17:00] Killer (M)
    Kamekichi, let's take a chance and jump to get
[17:02] Killer (M)
    to the building on the other side!
[17:07] Killer (M)
    My shaking stopped before I knew it.
[17:11] Killer (M)
    We're almost there!
[17:14] Killer (M)
    Almost...
[17:26] Man
    He did it!
[17:27] Woman
    Great job!
[17:28] Woman C
    She's been saved! Great! It's a miracle!
[17:31] Man A
    The man under her acted as a cushion!
[17:32] Woman C
    I've never seen someone as brave as him!
[17:34] Woman D
    Come on!
[17:36] Man A
    Hey, we need to move him right away. Let's help this brave man!
SIGN    [Metropolitan Police Department]
[17:41] Matsudaira
    Well...
[17:43] Matsudaira
    In recognition of your brave actions,
[17:46] Matsudaira
    we present to you this certificate of appreciation and a gift.
[17:50] ---
    Bestowed by the Head of the Metropolitan Police, Katakuriko Matsudaira.
[17:54] Matsudaira
    You did a great job.
[18:05] Killer (M)
    Whatever...
[19:38] Ending Creditgintoki
    The next episode... "Even A Hero Has Issues." Duwa!
SIGN    [Note: "Duwa" is a spoof of how Ultraman always says "Shuwa" or "Shuwatch" before flying off.]
SIGN    [February 14th is Valentine's Day. Gin-san and the others are excited.]
SIGN    [A huge piece of chocolate fell from the sky, and the person who dropped it is a huge woman.]
[19:54] Gintoki
    Okay, next is the King Kong pair. Good luck!
[20:02] Kagura
    Today's GinTama has ended.
[20:05] Gintoki
    Yeah, today's GinTama is over.
[20:08] Shinpachi
    It's not finished yet! There's still five minutes left!
[20:12] Gintoki
    In a situation like this...
[20:14] ---
    It's time to read comments from viewers!
[20:17] Shinpachi
    What's with the "reading comments from viewers"?!
[20:18] Shinpachi
    It's like it's not an anime show anymore!
[20:21] Gintoki
    You know, in "Satellite Anime Theater," they also read postcards from viewers.
SIGN    [Note: Satellite Anime Theater anime shows are broadcasted on a NHK Broadcasting Satellite.]
[20:25] Shinpachi
    This is not N(BLEEP)K! We're really in a rut!
SIGN    [Note: Bleep covers up NHK (Nippon Hoso Kyokai aka Japan Broadcasting Corporation).]
[20:28] Gintoki
    All long-term JUMP anime get stuck in a rut.
[20:32] Gintoki
    Like BLEEP or BLEEP.
[20:35] Gintoki
    And if we don't take a breather once in a while, we won't last very long, you know?
[20:38] Shinpachi
    Who needs to take a breather?
[20:40] Kagura
    It's not taking a breather, just cutting corners.
[20:43] Gintoki
    Then let's start!
[20:45] Gintoki
    The first question is from Hanako Motoki-san from Toyama prefecture.
[20:49] Gintoki
    "Who cooks the meals at the Odd Jobs?
[20:51] Gintoki
    Is there anyone amongst the three who can cook decent food?"
[20:58] Gintoki
    Okay, I'll answer you.
[21:00] ---
    We take turns.
[21:01] Gintoki
    Because Shinpachi lives with a sister like her,
[21:04] Gintoki
    he must of course be able to cook fairly well to survive.
[21:07] Gintoki
    Even though I, Gin-san, may not look it, I'm actually a very good cook.
[21:10] Gintoki
    I'm like the "Iron Chef."
[21:12] Gintoki
    And Kagura usually makes raw eggs on rice or rice with toppings.
[21:17] Shinpachi
    That's like a meaningless question.
[21:20] Kagura
    I can make chazuke, too.
SIGN    [Note: Chazuke is hot green tea poured over toppings on rice.]
[21:22] Gintoki
    Well, the next question is from a person with the pen name STT Alpha-san.
[21:26] ---
    "I have a question. It's about Shinpachi.
[21:28] ---
    He looks like "the hopeless character with glasses who makes punch lines."
[21:33] ---
    But he's pretty strong, isn't he? His house is actually a dojo...
[21:36] ---
    Just, how strong is he?"
[21:40] ---
    Okay, I'll answer you.
[21:42] ---
    Shinpachi is very strong because
[21:45] ---
    there're so many monsters around, but he doesn't look like it.
[21:47] ---
    When I was in middle school, there was a kid named Kosuke-san,
[21:50] ---
    who was the school gang leader and one year older than me.
[21:52] ---
    Shinpachi is about three times stronger than him.
[21:56] ---
    If there were three Kosuke-sans, seriously, no one would beat them.
[22:00] ---
    Kosuke-san is really something.
[22:02] Gintoki
    Although Kosuke-san is a punk, his posture is very proper when he rides his bicycle.
[22:07] Gintoki
    He holds his back very straight. Kosuke-san is really something.
[22:09] Shinpachi
    I don't get it! Who's Kosuke-san anyway?!
[22:11] Shinpachi
    I don't know what you're talking about.
[22:12] Kagura
    Shinpachi is only strong at saying the punch line.
[22:15] Kagura
    He's basically a hopeless four-eyes.
[22:18] Gintoki
    Well, the next question is from Kudo-san from Aomori prefecture.
[22:22] ---
    "In episode 58, Lavi shouted, "These things happen in war!!"
[22:27] ---
    It looked like he was holding back tears, or was it just my imagination?
[22:30] ---
    Well, it wasn't just my imagination.
[22:32] ---
    Please answer like a man. Don't run away, Lavi."
[22:36] ---
    He was crying. Well, I guess Lavi had many hardships.
[22:41] ---
    It's like he was trying to convince himself
[22:43] ---
    that there was nothing he could do about the war.
[22:49] ---
    Well, I'm not Lavi, so I wouldn't really know.
[22:53] ---
    Rather than saying I'm not Lavi, I'll say this anime isn't D.Gray-man!
SIGN    [Note: D.Gray-man is an ongoing manga in JUMP]
[22:56] ---
    It says it's addressed to D.Gray-man,
[22:59] ---
    but this postcard came to us by mistake.
[23:03] ---
    I'll make sure this postcard is delivered to D.Gray-man.
[23:07] ---
    So Kudo-san, don't worry about it.
[23:09] ---
    By the way, I guess you don't watch GinTama, do you?
[23:12] ---
    You never thought your postcard would be read on this show.
[23:21] Kagura
    We're really scraping bottom.
[23:23] Shinpachi
    If this is the best we can come up with, we should just play Otsu-chan's song.
[23:27] Gintoki
    Oh, yeah! That's it!
[24:03] Gintoki
    So, we somehow managed.
[24:04] Shinpachi
    No, no! We're really scraping bottom!
[24:07] Kagura
    It's much better than dragging it on through the BLEEP and BLEEP.
[24:11] Gintoki
    Anyway, that was "Long-term Jump Anime is Hard."
[24:15] Shinpachi
    That's not the title!
SIGN    [Totally Naked GinTama]
[24:22] Shinpachi
    I wonder if tonight's show was all right.
[24:26] Gintoki
    Well, I guess it was okay.
[24:27] Kagura
    We're still on the air, by the way.
[24:29] Gintoki
    Really? Is it still on?
SIGN    [So, we changed tonight's schedule. That was Totally Naked GinTama.]
SIGN    [Starting next week, we'll get more serious. So please look forward to it.]