E276 - Calories Come Back to Bite You Just When You've Forgotten About Them

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SIGN    Ginko's Request: Watch this program in a bright room and at a safe distance from your TV, 'kay?
[01:30] Shin
    Lost as to whether to live
    as a woman or as a man,
[01:34] Shin
    Kyubei-san met a shady fortune
    teller who turned her into a man!
[01:41] Shin
    What's more, that phenomenon affected
    all of the Kabuki District.
[01:45] Shin
    It turned Gin-san into this,
SIGN    He
[01:47] Shin
    Kagura-chan into this,
SIGN    Hero
[01:49] Shin
    and I, Shimura Shinpachi,
    ended up looking like this.
SIGN    Pink Glasses
[01:51] Shin
    Wait, why?!
[01:54] Shin
    The culprits were the extremist
    religious cult of Dekobokkoism,
[01:57] Shin
    who declared that those who didn't
    remain faithful to their new gender
[02:00] Shin
    would be subject to divine punishment,
[02:02] Shin
    and tried to force us to adopt
    their beliefs as our state religion.
[02:06] Shin
    Because of the now-pointlessly-pretty
    Takarazuka Revue gorilla,
[02:09] Shin
    we ended up catching their attention
[02:11] Shin
    and getting surrounded.
[02:13] Shin
    That's when the Shinsengumi-
    turned-Cunsengumi showed up.
[02:16] Shin
    As you might expect, Okita-san
    was a top-class beauty,
SIGN    Okita Sogo (F)
[02:19] Shin
    but Hijikata-san...
SIGN    Hijikata Toshiro (F)
SIGN    Calories Come Back to Bite You Just
    When You've Forgotten About Them
[02:36] D
    What's with these people?
[02:39] D
    Don't tell me
[02:40] D
    the government's lapdogs
    have snuck into this town.
SIGN    Shinsengumi (F)
[02:44] Gin
    Huh? Are those dogs, Pachie?
[02:47] Gin
    One of them looks like a pig to me.
[02:49] Gin
    Looks like Tokyo X.
[02:51] Shin
    What on Earth is Tokyo X?
[02:53] Gin
    A branded breed of pig from Tokyo.
SIGN    Farm
[02:56] Shin
    No, that's not a pig! It's a demon!
[02:58] Shin
    It's Hijikata Toshiro-san,
    the demonic vice chief!
SIGN    Hijikata Toshiro (F)
[03:02] Gin
    You mean Tokyo-X-Shiro-san, right?
SIGN    Tokyo-X-Shiro (F)
[03:05] Hij
    Who are you calling X-Shiro?!
[03:06] Oki
    Calm down, Tenshiro-san.
[03:09] Hij
    What do you mean, Tenshiro?!
[03:10] Hij
    Why'd it become a Roman numeral?!
[03:12] Oki
    Give her a break, boss.
[03:15] Oki
    The moment Tenshiro-san became a woman,
[03:18] Oki
    all of the mayonnaise calories he'd
    accumulated came bursting out,
[03:22] Oki
    leaving him in this state.
[03:23] Hij
    As if turning into a woman wasn't bad enough!
[03:26] Hij
    Why am I the only one who looks like this?!
[03:27] Kon
    Don't worry, Tenko.
[03:29] Kon
    We're all in the same situation.
[03:31] Kon
    All of the gorilla I'd accumulated
    came bursting out, too.
[03:35] Kon
    Despite how I look, my ass
    hair is running rampant.
SIGN    Kondo Isao (F)
[03:37] Hij
    What the hell is "accumulated gorilla"?!
[03:39] Hij
    What are you saying with that pretty face?!
[03:41] Oki
    That's right, Tenko.
[03:42] Oki
    All girls put in a lot of
    effort behind the scenes.
SIGN    Okita Sogo (F)
[03:45] Oki
    If you wanna go on a diet, we'll join you.
[03:47] Oki
    All right, guys.
[03:49] Oki
    We're having barbecued pork today.
[03:51] Hij
    All of your accumulated
    sadism is bursting out!
[03:53] S
    Gosh, I haven't had barbecue in so long!
[03:56] S
    I might end up overeating.
[03:58] S
    But we have to make sure
    we don't get bad breath.
[04:00] Shin
    Hey!
[04:01] Shin
    What are you doing, you
    bunch of drag queens?!
[04:02] Shin
    Is this really the time for that?!
[04:05] D
    If you intend to stand in our way,
[04:08] D
    we will eliminate you
    along with the heretics.
[04:11] Kon
    Unfortunately, you're the
    heretics in our eyes.
[04:16] Kon
    We won't let you have your
    way in this town any longer!
[04:23] Kon
    You...
[04:24] Kon
    ...damn heretics!
[04:28] Kon
    No need to worry, Dekobokkoists.
[04:31] Kon
    If anyone dares to defy Lord Dekobokko,
[04:33] Kon
    we, the Cunsengumi, shall throw them in jail!
[04:39] Shin
    Don't tell me, you guys...
[04:41] Oki
    Sorry, but we came to protect
    this town from heretics like you.
[04:46] Oki
    The government's already making moves to
    adopt Dekobokkoism as the state religion.
[04:51] Shin
    N-No way!
[04:52] Oki
    So basically, we were sent here to crack down
    on heretics who defy the state religion.
[04:59] Kon
    If you can't understand how
    wonderful those teachings are,
[05:02] Kon
    I feel so sorry for you.
[05:04] Kon
    Until things are settled,
[05:06] Kon
    we'll take care of the heretics.
[05:09] Kon
    Could you leave things to us?
[05:12] D
    I see, comrades.
[05:16] D
    A wonderful mindset.
[05:17] D
    I'm sure Lord Dekobokko is smiling
    down on you from the heavens.
[05:23] D
    Let us work together to correct this
    planet's erratic gender roles.
SIGN    Authenticating
SIGN    Unlocked
[05:49] M
    Hacking complete.
[05:52] M
    Now the surveillance cameras in this
    area shouldn't pose a problem.
[05:55] Kon
    Good.
[05:56] Gin
    What's going on here?
[05:58] Kon
    It's as you see.
[05:59] Kon
    They've taken over all the
    surveillance cameras in this town.
[06:03] Kon
    Try anything funny like you did earlier,
[06:05] Kon
    and they'll come after you immediately.
[06:08] Kon
    If we'd gotten into a big fight back there,
[06:10] Kon
    all of Earth would've ended
    up like the Kabuki District.
[06:14] Gin
    What's your point?
[06:16] Oki
    If you keep up your moronic acts,
    we won't be able to cover for you.
[06:21] Gin
    Just so we're clear, what
    happened back there was
[06:24] Gin
    because your moronic chief
    defecated outdoors—
[06:26] Kon
    It wasn't outdoor defecation!
    It was a freedom fly-away du—
[06:28] Gin
    It was outdoor defecation, wasn't it?
[06:30] Jyu
    Were you people tailing that
    cult before all this happened?
[06:34] Hij
    We received intel that a religious
    group on the interspace wanted lists
[06:38] Hij
    was planning to make contact with Earth.
[06:41] Hij
    While we managed to figure out that
    they'd set up base in this town,
[06:45] Hij
    we didn't expect them to use
    "God" this early in the game.
[06:49] Hij
    That's why we ended up in this mess, too.
[06:52] Jyu
    "God"?
[06:53] Hij
    There's a satellite orbiting
    Earth way up in space.
[06:58] Hij
    That's what the "God" they worship really is.
[07:02] Hij
    To further their doctrine, the
    Dekobokkoists were researching
[07:05] Hij
    a drug that could manipulate the
    human body's hormone balance.
[07:09] Hij
    In other words, a drug that could make
    men more manly, and women more feminine.
[07:16] Hij
    But they ended up creating something
    unexpected in the process:
[07:19] Hij
    the virus that's infecting us right now.
[07:23] Jyu
    A drug that turns humans into pigs?!
[07:25] Hij
    That's not what I said!
[07:27] Hij
    Their radical missionary work bordering
    on terrorism began only after that.
[07:32] Hij
    Indeed.
[07:34] Hij
    That light was no divine judgment.
[07:37] Hij
    It was a hormone-reversing virus
    fired by an attack satellite.
[07:43] Hij
    In the end, this mess was entirely
    the doing of filthy humans.
[07:47] Jyu
    But why would they turn you into
    a filthy pig, of all things?
[07:50] Hij
    Who are you calling a filthy pig?
[07:53] Hij
    The bakufu has quarantined this town,
[07:56] Hij
    but the virus itself doesn't
    last long in the air.
[07:59] Hij
    What's more, it's basically
    not contagious at all.
[08:02] Jyu
    So Tae-chan won't get infected
    and turn into Shimura Tae-X?
[08:08] Jyu
    That's a relief.
[08:09] Tae
    Jyubei-san,
[08:11] Tae
    thanks for your concern.
[08:14] Hij
    The question is how to stop that satellite
[08:16] Hij
    and get our hands on the vaccine
    to return our bodies to normal.
[08:20] Hij
    It's unlikely we can stop the satellite, though.
[08:23] Hij
    Apparently it has a system where
[08:25] Hij
    it'll automatically fire the virus at Earth
    the moment it detects any irregularities.
[08:31] Hij
    There's nothing we can do.
[08:34] Gin
    So you're saying we have to strike
    the cult directly to fix things?
[08:40] Jyu
    And we're the only ones who can
    do that? With these bodies?
[08:44] Hij
    Yeah.
[08:45] Hij
    We have to slip through their
    surveillance, find their base,
[08:49] Hij
    and take them all out before they
    press the switch of destruction.
[08:53] Hij
    If it's even possible to
    pull such a stunt, that is.
[08:56] Shin
    No way! That's impossib—
[08:57] Kag
    Oh, it is possible.
[08:59] Kag
    No matter how powerful Wei may be,
[09:01] Kag
    if Wu and Shu work together,
SIGN    Wei
SIGN    Wu Shu
[09:03] Kag
    they can definitely hold them off!
SIGN    Battle of Red Cliffs
[09:05] Kag
    It's the Battle of Red Cliffs!
[09:06] Kag
    Let us take down Cao Cao together!
[09:08] Shin
    What in the world are you
    even fighting against?!
[09:10] Shin
    Also, aren't you supposed
    to be in Cao Cao's camp?!
[09:13] Gin
    Well, if it's a way to return my
    body to normal, I'll take it.
[09:16] Gin
    I'd even take a pig's help right now.
[09:19] Hij
    The hell's that supposed to mean?
[09:20] Oki
    Oh, all right.
[09:21] Oki
    But if you prove useless,
    we'll leave you behind.
[09:23] Oki
    You'd better not drag your piggy feet.
[09:26] Hij
    Can't you damn sadists talk without
    adding "pig" to everything?!
[09:30] Kon
    All right!
[09:30] Kon
    From here on, we're comrades-in-arms!
[09:33] Kon
    To celebrate our alliance...
[09:35] Kon
    Prepare a pig roast!
[09:37] Kon
    Let's share the Oath of the Pig Garden!
SIGN    Oath of the Pig Garden
[09:38] Hij
    We're back to this?!
[09:51] Hij
    First, we have to take care of the
    surveillance set up all over the place.
[09:56] Hij
    As it stands, we can't make any moves.
[09:58] Hij
    We'll go around connecting
    this to every camera we find.
[10:02] Hij
    It'll hack into the camera and start
    looping a previously recorded video.
[10:08] Hij
    Listen up.
[10:09] Hij
    If they notice us, everything will be ruined.
[10:12] Hij
    Be as natural as possible,
[10:13] Hij
    try your best not to defy their teachings,
[10:16] Hij
    and act feminine.
[10:22] Hij
    Let's go, girls.
[10:26] Hij
    Hey! Soko, Ginko!
[10:29] Hij
    Why don't we hit up a cafe
    for some mayo bowl—
[10:32] Gin
    There are no girls like that.
[10:35] Hij
    Wh-What was that for, Ginko?
[10:38] Hij
    That retort was too violent.
    Aren't you a girl?
[10:40] Gin
    Sorry, Tenko!
[10:41] Gin
    But it was your fault for talking about mayo
    bowls after you said you'd go on a diet!
[10:45] Hij
    R-Right.
[10:47] Hij
    Girls diet all year round, don't they?
[10:49] Gin
    Yeah!
[10:50] Gin
    You always go off to take in more calories
    the moment your mind wanders.
[10:54] Gin
    Come, let's enjoy this Uji Gintoki bowl togeth—
[10:56] Hij
    There are no girls like that, either.
[10:59] Gin
    What was that for, Tenko?
[11:01] Gin
    Don't you know that all girls love sweets?
[11:04] Hij
    That's no sweet! It's a sweet monster!
[11:06] Hij
    A calorie monster!
[11:08] Gin
    You're the calorie monster here!
[11:10] Gin
    As you can see, I have a nice body,
[11:12] Gin
    so I don't need a diet.
[11:14] Hij
    You? A nice body?
[11:16] Hij
    Don't make me laugh.
[11:18] Hij
    A nice body is a glamorous one with
    a bit of meat on the bone, Ginko.
[11:22] Gin
    Yours is grotesque if anything, Tenko.
[11:24] Hij
    Don't get too cocky just because you're slim.
[11:27] Hij
    Mark my words, I'll be cuter
    than you when I lose weight.
[11:30] Gin
    Please. My Ginko's definitely cuter,
[11:33] Gin
    has bigger boobs, and is willing
    to do all kinds of perverted stuff.
[11:36] Hij
    If I were a guy, I'd stay far
    away from a bitch like you.
[11:40] Hij
    I'd definitely go for Tenko!
[11:42] Gin
    Okay, fine, you asshole!
[11:43] Gin
    Wanna compete and see who's
    more popular with the guys?
[11:46] Hij
    Bring it!
[11:47] Hij
    Let's settle this by picking up guys!
[11:50] Ymz
    Hey! What do you think you're doing?!
[11:53] Ymz
    What did they even come here to do?
    They've got their priorities all mixed up!
SIGN    Yamazaki Sagaru (F)
[11:57] Ymz
    Soko-san, you should tell them off!
[11:59] Oki
    Sheesh. They have no clue
    what femininity is all about.
[12:03] Oki
    Girls these days are all like...
[12:06] Oki
    Hey, mister!
[12:07] Oki
    Wanna have fun with an HS girl?
[12:09] Ymz
    What femininity? You've just
    degraded into a huge slut!
[12:12] Oki
    Hey, you've got loads of money, right?
[12:17] Kag
    Sorry,
[12:19] Kag
    but I'm an HS girl, too.
[12:21] Ymz
    What kind of HS girl is that?!
[12:22] Kag
    Hopelessly Skint.
[12:23] Ymz
    That wasn't funny!
[12:27] Tae
    I hope Ginko-san and the others
    are handling this all right.
[12:30] Jyu
    The Shinsengumi are with them.
    I'm sure they'll be fine.
[12:34] Tae
    It's the Shinsengumi I'm worried about, though.
[12:37] Tae
    Anyway, acting feminine to pretend
    they're following the teachings?
[12:41] Tae
    This might be inappropriate,
    but I could learn a lot from this.
[12:44] Tae
    I usually never think
    about that kind of stuff.
[12:48] Jyu
    T-Tae-chan,
[12:49] Jyu
    you're fine as you are.
[12:52] Jyu
    You're plenty feminine already.
[12:55] Jyu
    There's no need for you to change,
[12:57] Jyu
    and I don't want you to, either.
[12:59] Tae
    Th-Thank you.
[13:02] Tae
    Gosh, this is throwing me off a bit...
[13:06] Tae
    I know it's you, Kyu-chan,
[13:08] Tae
    but it feels like I'm
    talking to some other man.
[13:14] Tae
    I-I'm sorry.
[13:16] Tae
    Oh, there's a surveillance camera there!
[13:18] Tae
    I'll go take care of it!
[13:20] Jyu
    Tae-chan!
[13:22] Jyu
    You don't have to do anything!
[13:27] Jyu
    Wait, Tae-chan!
[13:39] Jyu
    Are they gone?
[13:42] Jyu
    T-Tae-chan?
[13:44] Jyu
    I-I'm sorry!
[13:45] Tae
    N-No...
[13:46] Tae
    I-I'm s-s-s-sorry, t-too...
[13:50] Tae
    I-I p-panicked and m-messed up...
[13:54] Tae
    Oh, there is a camera over there, too...
[13:57] Jyu
    Tae-chan!
[14:01] Jyu
    Th-This is fine.
[14:07] Jyu
    Th-This way...
[14:09] Jyu
    I-If we pretend to be l-lovers,
[14:13] Jyu
    w-we won't draw any suspicion.
[14:17] Jyu
    What on Earth am I saying?
[14:20] Jyu
    What in the world am I doing?
[14:23] Jyu
    I was the one who triggered this mess.
[14:28] Jyu
    Cleaning it up is my duty and responsibility.
[14:33] Jyu
    So why is this situation—
[14:36] Jyu
    Why is being a man
[14:37] Jyu
    making me feel a tiny bit of joy?
[14:39] Jyu
    I know that this isn't the time or place.
[14:42] Jyu
    However, I can avert my eyes no longer!
[14:56] Jyu
    I mean,
[14:57] Jyu
    as a man, I'm free to date Tae-chan!
[15:04] Shin
    Lovers?
[15:05] Kon
    That might be a good idea.
[15:07] Shin
    But...
[15:09] Shin
    Wouldn't siblings pretending to
    be lovers start some weird rumors?
[15:14] Shin
    What do you think, Kondo-san?
[15:16] Kon
    Oh, dear.
[15:17] Kon
    But I might not mind being the subject
    of rumors with a hottie like this.
[15:21] Kon
    Be gentle with me, darling.
[15:46] Gin
    Hey, mister.
[15:47] Gin
    Wanna get some coffee with m—
[15:49] Oto
    I'm not a mister!
[15:50] Oto
    I'm a granny!
SIGN    Otose (M)
[15:55] Hij
    Hey, mister.
[15:56] Hij
    Wanna get some coffee with me—
[15:57] Cat
    Shut it, fatty.
SIGN    Catherine (M)
[16:03] Gin
    I'd forgotten that the men in this town
    right now are all actually women.
[16:07] Hij
    I'd forgotten that I'm a fatty right now.
[16:10] Gin
    Damn it!
[16:11] Gin
    I'll show you that Ginko's
    definitely more popular than you!
[16:15] Hij
    Keep talking!
[16:15] Hij
    Crazy bitches like you
    will always be cast aside.
[16:18] Hij
    In the end, men always come back
    home, seeking Tenko's kindness!
[16:23] Bo
    Hey, mister!
[16:24] Bo
    Wanna get some coffee with me?!
[16:26] Sac
    Sheesh. I'm utterly fed up
    with the men of this town.
[16:30] Tsu
    You're out picking up guys without
    doing anything to fix this crisis?
[16:36] Gin
    Surveillance cameras?
[16:38] Sac
    It was only after I became
    a man that I realized...
[16:41] Tsu
    ...just how pathetic and useless
    the men of this world are.
[16:47] Bo
    Get lost, pigs.
SIGN    Sarutobi Ayame (M) Tsukuyo (M)
[16:52] Jyu
    How'd it go, Ginko-san?
[16:54] Jyu
    We managed to deal with
    close to twenty cameras,
[16:57] Jyu
    but there were more of them than we thought.
[16:59] Jyu
    There's no telling just how many there
    are all across the Kabuki District.
[17:03] Jyu
    Honestly, I'm not sure
    we can deal with them all.
[17:06] Kon
    Unless we disable the surveillance,
    we can't even look for the cult's base.
[17:10] Kon
    We have no choice but to
    progress steadily, darling.
[17:13] Jyu
    I am not your darling!
[17:15] Kon
    Aren't we a stalkouple who used
    to chase after the same person?
[17:18] Kon
    I think we could have a long
    and fruitful relationship.
[17:21] Jyu
    As if!
[17:22] Jyu
    Try touching me one more time.
[17:23] Jyu
    I'll cut you!
[17:24] Gin
    Enough.
[17:26] Gin
    That matter's already settled.
[17:29] Shin
    What do you mean, already settl—
[17:34] Sac
    It's as she said.
[17:35] Sac
    There's not a single surveillance
    camera left in this town.
[17:40] Sac
    While you were kicking up a
    fuss after turning into women,
[17:44] Sac
    they were all taken care of
[17:46] Sac
    by us guys!
[17:48] Shin
    Th-The cameras!
[17:50] ---
    Wha—
[17:55] Shin
    Who's that bespectacled character
    trying to steal my role?!
[17:58] Shin
    Doing something this conspicuous
    will only attract their atten—
[18:01] Tsu
    Don't worry.
[18:03] Tsu
    If you don't want to be found out,
    then instead of just the eyes,
[18:06] Tsu
    take everything out, including the ears,
    mouths, hands, and feet all at once!
[18:11] Tsu
    Those bastards holed up in the ground
[18:13] Tsu
    no longer have any access
    to outside information.
[18:20] Tsu
    Now we just have to wait
[18:22] Tsu
    for its head to poke out and gasp for air!
SIGN    Yoshiwara Vigilante Corps Hyakka (M)
[18:27] Tsu
    I have no need for cowards.
[18:29] Tsu
    If any of you are real men,
    then come with me!
[18:39] D
    What?
[18:41] D
    All of the surveillance
    cameras were destroyed?
[18:43] D
    Yes.
[18:44] D
    They were all single blows from a blind spot.
[18:46] D
    None of the cameras have
    recorded the actual crime.
[18:49] D
    And at the same time, we lost all
    contact with the outside patrol.
[18:54] D
    It can't be. Nobody could pull that off.
[18:56] D
    Anyway, we cannot ignore this.
[18:59] D
    Wait!
[18:59] D
    The archbishop ordered us not to
    leave our posts, no matter what!
[19:03] D
    This is an emergency!
[19:04] D
    Now is not the time to be worrying about—
[19:11] Jyu
    Rest assured.
[19:13] Tsu
    We are fellow Dekobokkoists.
[19:17] Sac
    Men must be manly, and women feminine.
[19:20] Kag
    We have come here to remain true
    to Dekobokkoism's sole doctrine.
[19:26] All
    Behold! We are the men of this planet!
[19:31] D
    Y-You fiends!
[19:34] Kag
    Charge!
[19:36] Kag
    Make them regret turning us into men!
[19:47] Gin
    Uh...
[19:49] Gin
    What's with those guys?
[19:51] Gin
    I mean, even if they were sort of
    macho girls to begin with...
[19:58] Gin
    They're way too high-spec!
[20:02] Gin
    They're way more manly
    than we ever were as men!
[20:07] Gin
    They're fixing things so fast, it makes all
    our troubles up to now seem like a joke!
[20:11] Gin
    They're completely hogging the spotlight!
[20:14] Hij
    Hey, we can't let the women outdo us.
[20:18] Hij
    Don't fall behind!
[20:19] Hij
    Cunsengumi, move out!
[20:32] Hij
    I'll defend this spot to the last.
[20:34] Hij
    Leave the rest to me and go ahead.
[20:36] Gin
    Go where?!
[20:38] Gin
    You think you can sweep it
    under the rug that easily?!
[20:40] Gin
    Quit clogging up that manhole!
[20:43] Hij
    I-I'm done for.
[20:45] Hij
    I know my body better than anyone.
[20:47] Hij
    Leave me and go!
[20:48] Gin
    You don't!
[20:49] Gin
    That's exactly why you got stuck!
[20:51] Gin
    With you in the way, we'll never
    get to bask in the spotlight!
[20:54] Oki
    Calm down, Hijikata-san.
[20:55] Oki
    I'll help you outta there.
[20:57] Oki
    "Hee, hee, hoo," got that?
[20:58] Oki
    Together now.
[20:59] Oki
    "Hee, hee, hoo."
[21:01] Hij
    I'm not a pregnant woman, you moron!
SIGN    To Be Continued
SIGN    Teach Us!!
    Ginko-sensei
[22:37] Gin
    Teach us...
[22:39] All
    Ginko-sensei!
[22:41] Gin
    All right. It's time for
    "Teach Us! Ginko-sensei."
[22:45] Gin
    Not "Miss Machiko" or
    "Watch out! Luna-sensei."
[22:48] Gin
    Don't expect anything like that.
[22:50] Gin
    Pen name "Pistol Girl" has a question for us.
[22:54] Gin
    "Right now, Gin-san, Kyubei, and
    everyone have swapped genders.
[22:59] Gin
    So I ask, what would Hasegawa-san
    be like as a woman?
[23:03] Gin
    I know you won't have much
    time, but please answer."
[23:06] Gin
    Okay.
[23:07] Gin
    We don't have much time,
    but we'll answer that.
[23:10] Gin
    A gender-swapped Hasegawa-san...
SIGN    Goodbye, cruel world.
[23:13] Mad
    Goodbye, cruel world.
[23:18] Gin
    ...would be like that.
[23:20] Gin
    Huh? You want to see his face?
[23:23] Gin
    Fine.
[23:24] Gin
    Just this once.
[23:26] Mad
    Goodbye, cruel world!
[23:31] Gin
    Something like that.
SIGN    The End
SIGN    Preview
[23:39] Jyu
    I...
[23:41] Jyu
    I...
[23:47] Kyu
    10 - 1 =...
SIGN    10 - 1 =
SIGN    Which gender will Jyubei choose?
SIGN    Can Tenko escape the manhole?
SIGN    When will Sugita-san return?
SIGN    Everything will be answered next week, in the finale of the "Genderbend Arc"!