E137 - 99% Of Men Are Not Confident In Confessing Their Love

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[01:32] Satchan (Mono)
    They say that absence makes the heart grow fonder,
[01:35] Satchan (Mono)
    but by the time I realized it, he had been gone for three months.
[01:38] ---
    Even going into the third year of this series, I've only been in three episodes.
[01:41] ---
    Am I just imagining that I'm in the opening credits?
[01:44] Satchan (Mono)
    I can't take it anymore. So I figured out a way to make him one with me.
[01:47] ---
    I mean, to get him to pay attention to me.
[01:50] Satchan (Mono)
    So I...
[01:52] Employee A
    Welcome!
[01:54] Gintoki
    Excuse me. I've got a coupon for a free cake here.
SIGN    [Chocolate]
[01:58] Gintoki
    Can I use it here?
[02:00] Employee A
    Yes. Of course. Choose up to three of these cakes here.
[02:05] Gintoki
    Ooh. This looks good, too. Which should I choose?
[02:07] Employee A
    This cake is our newest creation.
[02:10] Gintoki
    Huh? Really? Hmm...
[02:13] Satchan
    Choose me!
[02:15] Satchan
    Cake and me, the things that you love, have become one and are right before your eyes!
[02:19] ---
    What do you think? Should we also become one?
[02:21] ---
    Oh, no, I didn't mean it like that. No, I did also mean it like that.
[02:24] Satchan
    Now quickly.
[02:25] Satchan
    Eat me all up.
[02:28] Gintoki
    Umm...Just give me a moment.
[02:30] Employee A
    That is our most popular cake.
[02:33] Gintoki
    What? Really?
[02:34] Satchan
    What's up with that?!
[02:36] Satchan
    "A moment"? How long is that?! How long are you going to make me wait?
[02:39] Satchan (Mono)
    Yes, endure it, Ayame.
[02:41] Satchan (Mono)
    This is a type of role-playing.
[02:42] Satchan (Mono)
    It's one of his time-consuming, sadistic tricks designed to torment a pig like me.
[02:46] ---
    Then, when he can't take it anymore...
[02:50] Gintoki
    Sorry to keep you waiting.
[02:51] Gintoki
    I always eat the main dish last
[02:54] Satchan
    How wonderful!
[02:55] Satchan
    Gin is definitely the only one who can push my buttons!
[03:00] Gintoki
    Shut up!
[03:05] Employee A
    Thank you very much.
[03:09] Satchan
    Gi...
[03:10] Satchan
    Gin...
SIGN    ["99 Percent of Men Aren't Confident in Confessing Their Love"]
[03:28] Kondo
    What's wrong? Why are you sighing?
[03:30] Satchan
    Sighing? That's called exhaling.
[03:34] Satchan
    Rough fantasy abandonment just turns me on.
[03:36] Satchan
    Anyway, aren't you the one who's sighing?
[03:39] Kondo
    Sighing?
[03:40] Kondo
    I'm so satisfied by my fulfilling, love-filled days, that was just a burp of happiness.
[03:46] Satchan
    That stinks.
[03:47] ---
    It's great!
[03:48] Kondo
    It's a joy to help the one you love.
[03:51] Kondo
    You can feel each other's love.
[03:53] Otae
    You've got thirty seconds to go buy Baagen-Daaz for all the staff.
[03:58] Kondo
    I'll be right back!
[04:00] Satchan (Mono)
    You're just a slave.
[04:02] Satchan (Mono)
    You're probably too persistent, aren't you?
[04:04] ---
    Women are creatures who want a chase.
[04:06] ---
    They like men who are uninterested in them!
[04:08] Kondo
    Men are also creatures who want a chase!
[04:10] Kondo
    For example, cabaret-club hostesses or the class idol.
[04:12] ---
    Besides, you say you're into in fantasy abandonment, but, in reality, he's just ignoring you!
[04:15] Satchan
    Shut up! I'm still happy!
[04:18] Satchan
    I'd even like to share my happiness with you!
[04:20] Satchan
    Then you might be able to attain your impossible love!
[04:24] Kondo
    Try it if you can!
[04:26] Kondo
    I'm also more than happy.
[04:28] Kondo
    I could even become your love cupid!
[04:33] Kondo (Mono)
    Why is this masochistic weirdo so confident?
[04:35] Kondo (Mono)
    No, I'm happier having Otae rely on me rather than
[04:38] Kondo (Mono)
    having my love ignore me, like hers!
[04:41] Satchan (Mono)
    What's with this gorilla stalker's triumphant smile?
[04:44] Satchan (Mono)
    No, I'm happier than he is because I'm more human!
[04:50] Kondo
    Hey, if you're gonna go as far as to say that, then let's settle things to see who's happier.
[04:54] Satchan
    "Settle things"?
[04:55] Kondo
    Yeah. Whoever can lead the other's love to success.
[05:00] Satchan
    I see... The one who wins is truly filled with happiness.
[05:05] Kondo
    I challenge you.
[05:06] Satchan
    Bring it on.
[05:09] Otae
    Oh...
[05:10] Shinpachi
    Oh.
[05:11] Otae
    Sarutobi!
[05:12] Satchan
    It's been a while, hasn't it, Otae?
[05:14] Satchan
    Actually, I've heard something interesting.
[05:17] Satchan
    Haven't you heard?
[05:18] ---
    That gorilla stalker who's been following you
[05:20] Satchan
    has developed an interest in someone else.
[05:24] Shinpachi
    No way! Kondo?!
[05:26] Satchan
    He's already received a love letter from her.
[05:28] Shinpachi
    Why do you have it?!
[05:29] Shinpachi
    And why is it in code?!
[05:31] Satchan
    It seems she's from some far-off country.
[05:32] ---
    Translated, it says, "I love you so much that I'm embarrassed to appear in front of you.
[05:36] ---
    I'd like to bury you in a hole."
[05:38] Shinpachi
    It's "I'd like you bury myself in a hole"! The meaning's changed!
[05:41] Satchan
    I also found something that I believe was a gift to her.
[05:44] Satchan
    Here it is.
[05:44] Shinpachi
    Why a collar?! What kind of woman is she?!
[05:47] Satchan
    She's a bestial woman.
[05:49] Satchan
    She's perfect for him, since he's half gorilla anyway.
[05:51] Satchan (Mono)
    Yes, women are creatures who want a chase.
[05:54] Satchan (Mono)
    It's only natural that she'd want to go after a man who leaves her.
[05:59] Satchan (Mono)
    I've won this battle!
[06:05] Man B
    Wh-What?!
[06:08] Gintoki
    What the hell are you doing?!
[06:10] Gintoki
    I know you've been following me! Why are you acting surprised?!
[06:13] ---
    You couldn't be more obvious!
[06:14] Kondo
    Well, Sakata, fancy meeting you here.
[06:18] Gintoki
    Hey, you're not listening to me, you half-gorilla.
[06:20] Gintoki
    What is this?
[06:21] Gintoki
    I don't remember doing anything to warrant getting stalked by a man.
[06:24] Kondo
    Oh! Speaking of stalkers, that four-eyed assassin
[06:27] Kondo
    has recently fallen for another man.
[06:31] Kondo
    Well, I don't know who it is, but... he's alive.
[06:35] Gintoki
    What is he? A mole cricket? An earthworm?
[06:39] Kondo (Mono)
    Men are creatures who want a chase.
[06:41] ---
    If the person who was chasing him turns away from her, he's sure to go after her.
[06:45] Kondo (Mono)
    I've won this battle!
SIGN    [Hijiki Dango]
[06:50] Satchan
    So how did you do?
[06:52] Kondo
    That Odd Jobs guy was easy.
[06:55] Gintoki
    Well, she's a stalker, but she wears glasses, she has big breasts,
[06:58] Gintoki
    she wears glasses, she's sort of considerate, and she wears glasses.
[07:02] ---
    That's it, yeah?
[07:03] Satchan
    Huh? Gin thought of me in that way?!
[07:05] Kondo
    Now, now. Don't settle for that.
[07:08] Kondo
    In the end, he still gave up on you.
[07:11] Kondo
    So how did you do?!
[07:13] Satchan
    It was easy. Otae said...
[07:17] Otae
    Is that so?
[07:18] Otae
    Tell her that I recommend Kondo. He's really good person.
[07:22] Kondo
    No way! Really?!
[07:24] Kondo
    That was the first time she ever talked about me like that!
[07:26] Satchan
    But your happiness aura still isn't very impressive.
[07:29] Satchan
    In the end, she recommended you. You're still at Yamcha level.
[07:34] Kondo
    I'm not Yamcha! I'm at least Master Roshi level!
[07:36] Satchan
    At best, you're a turtle-headed hermit.
[07:39] Kondo
    What did you say?!
[07:42] Satchan (Mono)
    But I still haven't clinched victory in this battle.
[07:46] Kondo (Mono)
    In order to win, I need to plan something more direct.
[07:50] Kondo (Mono)
    That's it!
[07:51] Kondo
    I've got a direct and decisive plan.
[07:56] Kondo
    Will you join me, assassin?
[08:00] Kondo
    I said that we should just act as if we're going out with each other, but...
[08:06] Kondo
    what's with that outfit?!
[08:07] Satchan
    I'm trying to draw attention to the fact that we're supposedly a stupid couple that's attached to each other.
[08:10] Kondo
    We really are attached to each other!
[08:13] Satchan
    But it's definitely not a bad plan.
[08:16] Satchan
    Women are creatures who want a chase.
[08:18] Satchan
    If someone whose presence they took for granted really disappears...
[08:21] Satchan
    they'll realize how important that person was.
[08:25] Kondo
    That's right!
[08:26] Kondo
    But you've made one mistake.
[08:30] Kondo
    It's not just women, but men, too.
[08:34] Gintoki
    Huh? Really? I'm glad for the two of you.
[08:37] Satchan
    Huh? Well...
[08:39] Otae
    Congratulations, Sarutobi, Kondo.
[08:42] Kondo
    Umm... Well... Huh?
[08:45] Gintoki
    What do you two think about living here?
[08:47] Satchan
    Hey, hold on...
[08:48] Otae
    I've got to let everyone know.
[08:50] Kondo
    Hold on! Wait!
[08:52] Gintoki
    Here. In celebration.
[09:01] Satchan
    I feel kind of stupid.
[09:04] Satchan
    Where are you going?
[09:06] Kondo
    That's enough.
[09:08] Kondo
    Leave me alone.
[09:09] Satchan
    Okay.
[09:19] Satchan (Mono)
    Because of my pride, that half-gorilla is...
[09:28] Kondo
    Because of my blustering, that masochist is...
[09:56] Otae
    What's wrong, Sarutobi?
[09:59] Satchan
    Listen to me, Otae!
[10:00] Satchan
    I'm actually not going out with Kondo!
[10:03] Kondo
    We made it all up!
[10:06] Kondo
    She doesn't love me.
[10:07] Kondo
    She is wholeheartedly and seriously is in love with a certain someone!
SIGN    [MIND YOUR SUGAR LEVELS]
[10:12] Satchan
    Kondo only truly loves one person.
[10:15] ---
    She's violent at times, and sometimes doesn't make any sense,
[10:19] ---
    and can be a blowhard, and is a terrible heroine.
[10:21] Satchan
    But you know that she's the only one for him, don't you?!
[10:25] Kondo (Mono)
    That's right. Both men and women
[10:29] Satchan (Mono)
    are creatures who are happiest when they're loved.
[10:33] Gintoki
    I have no choice.
[10:36] Gintoki
    What a waste of time.
[10:41] Otae
    How bothersome.
[10:49] Gintoki
    Hey.
[10:52] Satchan
    G... Gin.
[10:57] Kondo
    O-Otae...
[10:59] Gintoki
    I heard from that half-gorilla stalker about you.
[11:03] Otae
    I heard about how serious you are.
[11:07] Gintoki
    Don't hold back.
[11:10] Satchan
    Right here declare your feelings.
[11:13] Satchan (Mono)
    Yes... This is the conclusion to the battle.
[11:16] Kondo (Mono)
    Our fighting was pointless.
[11:20] Satchan (Mono)
    Kondo.
[11:22] Kondo (Mono)
    Satchan!
[11:23] Satchan (Mono)
    Thank you!
[11:25] ---
    I will be happy!
[11:28] Satchan
    I've always loved you!
[11:29] Kondo
    Go out with me!
[11:31] Hasegawa
    Huh?
[11:37] Otae
    It's her, right?
[11:38] ---
    The person you love is from a far off country, bestial, sometimes violent,
[11:43] ---
    sometimes doesn't make sense, a blowhard, and a terrible heroine.
[11:47] ---
    That's Catherine, right?
[11:49] Catherine
    Do you really think that you're a match for me, you half-gorilla?
[11:52] Gintoki
    It's him, right?
[11:53] Gintoki
    The person you like is living, and seriously in love with someone...
[11:58] Gintoki
    DORK for short. That's Hasegawa, right?
[12:01] Hasegawa
    But I'm married.
SIGN    [Kabukicho 1st Street]
[12:26] Woman
    I want some sweets.
[12:34] Gintoki
    Geez.
[12:35] Gintoki
    Meaningless road construction, stupid couples before Christmas,
[12:38] Gintoki
    old men who get carried away at year-end parties...
[12:41] ---
    When did the wintertime become so much of a pain in the ass?
[12:45] Santa
    6,000 yen an hour!
[12:47] Santa
    All you can drink.
[12:49] Santa
    We've got a Christmas event today...
[12:51] Santa
    With an optional Santa role-playing service.
SIGN    [Cabaret Club]
SIGN    [Lipstick Whale]
SIGN    [6,000 Yen]
[12:54] Santa
    This service is free.
[12:56] Santa
    You, sir, come on in!
[12:57] Gintoki
    He's...
[12:58] Thug
    Hey, gramps!
[13:00] Thug
    When are you going to pay us back, huh?!
[13:03] Santa
    I-I'm working right now.
[13:05] Santa
    Sorry, but could you wait until afterwards?
[13:07] Thug
    What did you say?
[13:08] Thug
    Don't fool around with me!
[13:10] ---
    Tell that to me after you pay us back.
[13:13] Santa
    Well, I'll have it by tomorrow... I can only pay you the interest...
[13:17] Thug
    Just the interest?!
[13:19] Thug
    Don't talk nonsense!
[13:26] Ben
    Stop right here.
[13:27] Thug
    I'm saying that I want you to return all my money.
[13:30] Santa
    No way... I can't pay back 20,000,000...
[13:33] Thug
    What?!
[13:35] Ben
    Hey, you thug.
[13:37] Thug
    What do you want?
[13:38] Ben
    I'll shoulder that old man's debt.
[13:42] Ben
    2,000,000, was it? Here!
[13:48] Ben
    It's been a while... Gramps.
[13:51] Santa
    You're...
[13:53] ---
    Ben!
SIGN    [2,000,000 Yen]
[13:55] Thug
    All right, it's all here.
[13:58] Thug
    Thank you very much.
[13:59] ---
    Excuse me.
[14:02] Ben
    Gramps, don't go borrowing money at crooked places.
[14:07] Santa
    Ben... You...
[14:09] Gintoki
    Hey, you two.
[14:11] Gintoki
    This looks like a fateful reunion.
[14:14] Santa
    You're...
SIGN    ["People Who Don't Believe In Santa Are The Very Ones Who Want To Believe, You Contentious Bastard"]
[14:25] Gintoki
    So the three of us meet again. What a coincidence.
SIGN    [Oden]
[14:32] Gintoki
    You've changed quite a bit, haven't you?
[14:36] Santa
    A lot's happened...
[14:39] Gintoki
    Oh yeah?
[14:42] Santa
    I quit being a Santa...
[14:44] Gintoki
    Oh? You quit being a Santa?
[14:46] Gintoki
    Is that why you're a tout?
[14:48] Santa
    That's right.
[14:49] Gintoki
    I see. Your skills from your former job can be put to use.
[14:52] Santa
    Not at all. It's a completely different world.
[14:56] Gintoki
    It's the same in the way that you give people dreams at night, right?
[14:59] Gintoki
    But why? Why did you quit being a Santa?
[15:02] Santa
    Lately, things have been rough for Santas...
[15:06] ---
    The laws have been revised and Santa-pension allowances
[15:09] ---
    have decreased while our medical expenses have gone up.
[15:11] Santa
    Martinez in the official Santa Division says that there's nothing that can be done.
[15:15] Gintoki
    What's a Santa-pension? And who is Martinez?!
[15:19] Santa
    Long ago, it was a better age for Santas.
[15:22] Santa
    Right now, if you work as a Santa, you can't make any money, let alone eat.
[15:27] Santa
    We're not needed.
[15:29] Gintoki
    I see...
[15:30] Ben
    They take advantage of us because we have criminal records...
[15:35] Gintoki
    Criminal records?
[15:36] Santa
    Yeah. We'd get arrested by the police while we're doing our Santa job...
[15:41] Gintoki
    You got arrested? Why would they arrest you?
[15:44] ---
    Sir, I hate to interrupt, but I figured it out.
[15:49] ---
    It's that thing, isn't it? Exhibition of an obscene object...
[15:52] Santa
    No, it's not! What the hell?!
[15:54] Santa
    What kind of present would we have to give to be arrested for that?!
SIGN    [Oden]
SIGN    [Yakitori]
SIGN    [Sake]
[15:57] Santa
    I'm talkin' about trespassing, trespassing!
[16:00] Gintoki
    Why would a Santa be arrested trespassing? Isn't that weird?
[16:04] Santa
    Well, it had to do with the way we looked. There was a problem with that.
[16:08] Man
    Sir, I hate to interrupt, but I figured it out.
[16:12] Man
    The problem was that thing, wasn't it?
[16:14] Man
    Your junk was hanging out...
[16:16] Santa
    I told you, that's not it! What's wrong with you?!
[16:18] Santa
    You look like such a dandy, but that's all you ever think about!
[16:21] Ben
    Our look was that thing...
[16:23] Ben
    That thing you forced us to wear.
[16:28] Santa
    We couldn't make any excuses dressed like that.
[16:31] Santa
    We instantly became ex-convicts.
[16:33] Santa
    That was the beginning of my downfall...
[16:36] Santa
    Things are easy while you're on the right track, but once you fall off...
[16:40] Santa
    It's hard to get back on.
[16:44] Santa
    After I gave up the Santa business, we did all sorts of jobs...
[16:48] Santa
    Gas station attendants, building window washers, convenience store clerks...
[16:53] ---
    But none of them lasted long...
[16:56] Santa
    We couldn't make a living.
[17:00] Santa
    There was no point in remaining together...
[17:03] Santa
    So we decided to walk our own paths...
[17:06] Santa
    But life wasn't so easy...
[17:12] ---
    Everything I did backfired.
[17:15] ---
    Before I realized it, I was neck-deep in debt... I've fallen as far as I could fall.
[17:22] Santa
    My future is dark. I want to borrow a reindeer's nose.
[17:25] Ben
    I'm not lending you mine.
[17:26] Santa
    Anyway, Ben, you really helped me out. Thank you...
[17:31] Ben
    Well, my future is dark, too.
[17:33] Santa
    Dark?
[17:34] Gintoki
    But you've come up in the world, haven't you?
[17:37] Ben
    I'm not talking about money. I'm talking about my heart...
[17:40] Santa
    Your heart?
[17:41] Ben
    Yeah... Right now, my soul doesn't even have a single watt of shine in it.
[17:48] Ben
    After I split from you, I worked in a small money lending business.
[17:52] Ben
    It seems I had a knack for it and I quickly became successful...
[17:57] Ben
    I went off on my own, and now I'm the president of my own loan sharking business.
[18:01] ---
    I extended into real estate and stocks and tons of cash comes in every day.
[18:07] Ben
    But I feel kind of sad.
[18:10] Ben
    I have money and my life should feel fulfilling... But there's a hole in my heart...
[18:16] ---
    I always end up remembering my time with you...
[18:23] Ben
    I had no money. I had nothing.
[18:25] Ben
    But life seemed to have meaning to it.
[18:28] Ben
    Everything shined...
[18:31] Ben
    I felt encouraged just when I thought
[18:33] Ben
    of the smiles children had when they got presents...
[18:38] Ben
    Can we run once more, gramps?
[18:41] Gintoki
    You can, can't you? It's easy, isn't it, gramps?
[18:46] Santa
    After all this time...
[18:47] Tonkichi
    Say, what do you want for Christmas?
[18:49] Chinpei
    I want a Crucian carp set!
[18:51] Kanta
    What are you talking about? There is no Santa!
[18:54] Chinpei
    No! I'm going to have my dad buy it.
[18:56] Kanta
    I see.
[18:58] Santa
    That's right. There is no Santa anymore.
[19:01] Gintoki
    What are you talking about?
[19:02] Santa
    Nowadays, people, both adults and children, don't believe in the things of dreams.
[19:07] Santa
    How can I run in such a world?
[19:10] Santa
    How can I fly?
[19:12] ---
    Besides, I already sold my sleigh.
[19:16] Ben
    A sleigh...
[19:17] Gintoki
    A simple request!
[19:20] Omittedgintoki
    Get on.
[19:22] Santa
    What are you talking about?!
[19:24] Santa
    Its former residents are still in it!
[19:26] Gintoki
    I told you two years ago that he's a fairy called Cardboard Box O-san
[19:30] Santa
    No way. This is just like two years ago!
[19:33] Ben
    I can buy a sleigh.
[19:35] Ben
    I have money, so I can get one no problem.
[19:38] Gintoki
    Look, your bad, wealthy habits have come out.
[19:40] Gintoki
    That's not good.
[19:42] Gintoki
    You've got to work hard when you don't have any money.
[19:45] Santa
    Why a bicycle-drawn cart again?!
[19:48] Musashi
    It's not a cart. It's my sweet home!
[19:50] Ben
    Oh, sorry.
[19:52] Gintoki
    It doesn't matter if it's a sleigh or a cart, does it?
[19:55] Gintoki
    It doesn't matter what you use. All that matters is what you give.
[20:00] Santa
    But...
[20:01] ---
    Right now, I'm in debt and I'm a barker for a cabaret club...
[20:06] ---
    Does a ruined man like me have the right to grant children their dreams?
[20:10] Gintoki
    Stop acting so cool.
[20:12] Gintoki
    You suffered and suffered and now you realize that being a Santa is what you're good at.
[20:19] Gintoki
    You you know what you want to do now.
[20:23] Gintoki
    Aren't you glad?
[20:24] Gintoki
    You want to be a Santa from the bottom of your heart, right?
[20:28] Yuri
    Mom! Get a hold of yourself, Mom!
[20:32] Yuri
    Mom! Are you all right, Mom?
[20:35] Gintoki
    What's wrong?
[20:36] Yuri
    Mommy...Mommy...
[20:38] ---
    Little girl!
[20:39] Santa
    You're Yuri. You asked for a kendama and a kind mother.
[20:45] Yuri
    She's going to give birth!
[20:47] Gintoki
    This is bad!
[20:48] Ben
    Shall we call an ambulance?
[20:50] Yuri
    Mom!
[20:52] Santa
    No. We don't have time to be waiting for an ambulance!
[20:56] Santa
    I'll take her!
[20:58] Santa
    Ben, let's go!
[21:01] Ben
    All right!
[21:06] Santa
    Fly!
[21:08] Ben
    All right!
[21:13] Yuri
    Mommy! Mommy!
[21:15] Yuri
    It'll be all right!
[21:17] Santa
    Hiyah!
SIGN    [Oedo Hospital]
[21:32] Mother
    Thank you so much.
[21:35] Mother
    Who knows what might have happened if you weren't there...
[21:38] Gintoki
    Thank goodness, you gave birth to a cute baby.
[21:42] Mother
    What do you mean by that?!
[21:43] Ben
    Hey, we shouldn't stay too long...
[21:46] Gintoki
    Yeah.
[21:48] Yuri
    Wait, Santa!
[21:53] Yuri
    Thank you.
[21:56] Yuri
    Thank you for giving me a cute brother and a kind mother.
[22:05] Santa
    Of course.
[22:07] Santa
    Santa will always come if you're a good girl.
SIGN    [Odd Jobs Gin]
[22:14] Santa B
    Pass!
[22:15] Yagi
    We'll be giving a present...
[22:17] Yagi
    Shinji Takamatsu of Shakuji-machi.
[22:19] Santa B
    That's right!
[22:20] Kagura
    They haven't read Shinpachi's letter.
[22:23] Kagura
    Anyway, they always show this every year, don't they?
[22:26] Gintoki
    Kagura, sorry, but could you be quiet for a moment?
[22:30] Kagura
    Oh, sorry, Gin-chan.
[22:31] Kagura
    Want me to turn up the TV?
[22:33] Gintoki
    Naw.
[22:35] Gintoki
    I want to hear...
[22:37] Gintoki
    The sound of Santa's bells...
SIGN    The next episode:
SIGN    "Let's Talk About The Past Once In A While."
SIGN    [A photograph of Gintoki and a beautiful woman found by Kagura while cleaning out the house.]
SIGN    [And that gets Gintoki talking about how the Odd Jobs business used to be.]