E207 - Glasses are part of the soul
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SIGN Odd Jobs Gin-chan
[01:34] Gin
The hell?
[01:35] Gin
It won't make a sound?
[01:37] Shin
What's wrong, Gin-san?
SIGN Sugar Content
[01:38] Gin
The damn TV just closed its eyes
with a dark look on its face.
[01:42] Kagura
Maybe it has something on its mind?
[01:44] Kagura
It hasn't adjusted to
the digital transition?
[01:46] Shin
It's probably time to buy a new one.
[01:49] Shin
Huh?
[01:50] Shin
Is this how the TV always looked?
[01:52] Gin
Huh?
[01:53] Gin
Now that you mention it...
[01:55] Kagura
Some guy from Edobashi Camera
brought it over the other day.
[01:58] Kagura
Maybe it's from one of our clients?
[02:02] Gin
I don't remember taking any
[02:03] ---
jobs that involved
defective merchandise.
[02:04] Sa
Click.
[02:06] Shin
Oh, it turned on.
[02:07] Shin
Gin-san, the TV's fixed.
[02:11] Gin
There's someone familiar on the screen.
[02:14] Gin
A face I didn't want to see
is sticking out of the TV.
[02:16] Sa
This is a 3D TV.
[02:19] Gin
Whoa, 3D? That's amazing.
[02:21] Gin
How do I turn it off?
[02:24] Sa
Press your lips against the button here.
[02:27] Gin
I see.
[02:28] Gin
Sadaharu, turn the TV off.
[02:30] Gin
And turn her off while you're at it.
[02:33] Gin
Bulk trash.
[02:34] Sa
Wait!
[02:36] Sa
Wait a moment!
[02:40] Shin
Huh?
[02:44] Shin
Is something wrong?
[02:46] Sa
N-No, it's nothing.
[02:48] Sa
Just that my glasses broke.
[02:50] Kagura
Were they important to you?
[02:52] Sa
Huh?
[02:53] Sa
Y-Yes...
[02:54] Sa
Oh, I'm sorry.
[02:56] Sa
It's not a big deal.
[02:57] Sa
They were cheap.
[02:58] Sa
Don't worry about it.
[02:59] Sa
It's just that they were
from my late grandmother...
[03:01] Shin
Huh?
[03:02] Shin
But...
[03:03] Shin
You should probably buy a new pair.
[03:06] Sa
Yes?
[03:07] Sa
Oh, I'm sorry.
[03:08] Sa
They're all I have to remember
her by, but I'm fine,
[03:10] ---
so don't worry about it.
[03:11] Kagura
But you're crying.
[03:13] Sa
I-I'm not!
[03:15] Sa
It's just that a piece
of lens got in my eye.
[03:16] Shin
Wait, what?!
[03:17] Kagura
Hmm, it looks okay, but
your eyes are totally red.
[03:20] Kagura
You should go to the hospital.
[03:22] Shin
Want me to take you there?
[03:24] Sa
It's okay!
[03:25] Sa
Don't worry about it!
[03:26] Kagura
Just ignore those guys.
[03:28] Kagura
I'll take you to the hospital.
[03:29] Kagura
Let's go, Sa-chan.
[03:30] Gin
Wait!
[03:32] Gin
Something's wrong with this situation!
[03:33] Gin
Why is it all awkward
like I accidentally hit
[03:35] ---
a girl in the face while
playing dodgeball?!
[03:38] Gin
It was clearly her fault!
[03:40] Gin
She basically moved her face
[03:42] ---
into the ball and broke her glasses!
[03:45] Sa
I'm sorry, Gin-san.
[03:47] Sa
It's been so long since
[03:48] ---
my last appearance that I overdid it.
[03:51] Sa
I'm sorry!
[03:52] Sa
I'll be leaving then!
[03:53] Shin
Ah! Sa-chan-san!
[03:56] Gin
Wh-Why are you looking at me?
[03:57] Gin
What are you trying to say?
[03:59] Gin
Even you, Sadaharu?!
SIGN Glasses Are Part of the Soul
SIGN Glasses for Edogawa
[04:09] Sa
They're all so lovely!
[04:11] Sa
Which one should I pick?
[04:12] Sa
It's like a dream come true!
[04:14] Sa
Gin-san buying a pair
of glasses for me...
SIGN Both Nearsighted and Farsighted
[04:17] Sa
Thank you for breaking, Grandma.
[04:20] Sa
I won't let your death be for nothing!
[04:22] Sa
Which should I pick?
[04:24] Sa
Maybe I should ask
Gin-san to pick for me?!
[04:27] Gin
How about one of the pairs
in that clearance bin?
[04:31] Sa
I can't see a thing.
[04:33] Sa
But if this is what you like,
[04:34] ---
I'll go with these.
[04:36] Sa
Do they fit?
[04:37] Sa
How do I look?
[04:38] Gin
Cute, very cute.
SIGN Super Cheap
[04:39] Gin
They look perfect.
[04:40] Gin
Like you were born wearing those.
[04:44] Man
Mister, Mister.
[04:46] Man
Are you searching for
engagement glasses?
[04:49] Gin
What the hell are engagement glasses?
[04:50] Gin
I've never heard of those!
[04:52] Gin
And wait,
[04:53] Gin
haven't we met before?
[04:55] Man
Young lady, I see that
you have excellent taste.
[04:59] Man
There's a story behind those glasses.
[05:01] Man
The lens used in the famous
Battle of Red Cliffs
[05:04] ---
by the Wu to set fire
to Cao Cao's forces
[05:07] Man
were made by a man whose glasses lenses
[05:08] ---
were made by a man whose glasses lenses
[05:10] Man
were made by a man whose glasses
lenses were seen by a man
[05:11] ---
who wore this particular
pair of glasses.
[05:12] Gin
That doesn't mean a damn thing!
[05:15] Gin
We'll take these, Gramps.
[05:17] Gin
Since they're used,
give us a 99% discount.
[05:20] Man
Huh? Wait a moment.
[05:21] Man
There's a story behind those glasses.
[05:23] Man
The lens used in the famous Trojan
Horse during the Trojan War...
[05:28] Sa
Um... Thank you, Gin-san.
[05:31] Sa
I don't know how to show
[05:32] ---
my gratitude for these
wonderful glasses.
[05:35] Sa
I've never received such a
wonderful and stinky present.
[05:37] Gin
Glad to hear it.
[05:39] Gin
Why don't you walk her home, "Gin-san"?
[05:42] Gin
I'll ask Gengai to fix
your Grandma's glasses,
[05:46] Gin
so just use those for the time being.
[05:47] Sa
No, it's okay.
[05:49] Gin
Huh?
[05:50] Sa
Grandma would yell at me
for clinging to the past.
[05:55] Sa
Goodbye...
[05:57] Sa
Grandma's glasses which
were stepped on by Dad
[05:59] ---
who was stepped on by Mom
[06:00] Sa
who stepped on the poop
of a dog whose owner
[06:02] ---
had a daughter that owned the
store which sold these glasses.
[06:04] Gin
What?!
[06:04] Gin
That doesn't mean a damn thing?!
[06:07] Sa
I'll think of these glasses
as you and never let them go!
[06:10] Sa
I'll treasure them forever!
[06:15] Gin
Oh well.
[06:24] Sa
Open wide!
SIGN Love Garden
[06:54] Gin
Put on the damn glasses!
[06:56] Gin
The hell are you doing
with those glasses?!
[06:58] Gin
Why are you going on a date and going
all the way with a pair of glasses?!
[07:01] Sa
Gin-san, are you jealous of Glassin-san?
[07:04] Gin
Who the hell is Glassin-san?!
[07:05] Sa
You've got it wrong, Gin-san.
[07:07] Sa
I was planning on putting
on Glassin-san right away.
[07:10] Sa
But when I thought of them as you,
[07:12] ---
I got all nervous...
[07:14] Sa
But I'm finally ready now, so...
[07:17] Sa
I'm going to p-put...
SIGN Love Garden
[07:19] Sa
No, I can't say it!
[07:20] Sa
It's too embarrassing!
[07:21] Gin
Why are you making the act of
[07:23] ---
putting on glasses sound so dirty?!
[07:25] Sa
But they're like another you!
[07:26] Sa
If I put them on, it's like, you know?
[07:29] Sa
The two of us become one!
[07:31] Gin
How can you turn the act of putting
[07:32] ---
on glasses into such a big deal?
[07:34] Gin
And those are like another random
[07:35] ---
old guy who owns the glasses store.
[07:37] Gin
Here you go.
[07:39] Gin
I got your glasses fixed.
[07:41] Gin
Just throw away that filthy pair.
[07:44] Gin
Now listen to me.
[07:45] Gin
If you don't want your
glasses broken again,
[07:47] Gin
never sneak into our house again.
[07:50] Sa
I refuse.
[07:52] Sa
How can you come slinking back
[07:54] ---
and acting like you're my boyfriend?
[07:56] Sa
Now, I...
[07:57] Sa
I...
[08:00] Sa
I'm devoted to Glassin-san!
[08:01] Sa
I want Glassin-san!
[08:03] Sa
It has to be Glassin-san!
[08:05] Sa
I can't even imagine wearing
another pair of glasses.
[08:07] Sa
Don't treat me like one of those
[08:09] ---
loose-eared sluts that
constantly switches glasses!
[08:11] Gin
The hell is a loose-eared slut?
[08:13] Gin
I got these fixed because
you kept complaining.
[08:16] Gin
Besides, those glasses
aren't your prescription,
[08:19] ---
so you can't see a thing, right?
[08:20] Gin
That's dangerous.
[08:21] Sa
Leave Glassin-san and me alone!
[08:24] Sa
It's too...
[08:25] Sa
It's too late to try
to be nice to me now!
[08:26] Gin
What's up with this conversation?
[08:28] Gin
Why does it sound like a love triangle?!
[08:30] Sa
Never show your face around
Glassin-san and me again!
[08:33] Sa
Farewell, former glasses!
[08:35] Sa
Farewell, former lover!
[08:41] Shin
I'll buy you a drink.
[08:43] Gin
What's going on?
[08:44] Gin
Why do I feel like I was just dumped?
[08:46] Gin
Hey! Is this country full of idiots?!
SIGN Dango House
[08:51] Sa
The target?
[08:52] Man
A government official,
Zenkichiro Yoneda.
[08:54] Man
Preparations have been made by
[08:56] ---
previously dispatched agents.
[08:58] Man
Your mission is to rendezvous
[08:59] ---
with the agents and take out the target.
[09:01] Man
Will you return to the path of evil
[09:03] ---
for the sake of saving
the weak masses, Sa-chan?
[09:08] Sa
Sometimes, evil can only
be eradicated by evil.
[09:12] Sa
I'm willing to get my hands
bloody to save others...
[09:17] Man
Sa-chan, those aren't dango.
[09:22] Yoneda
Echimoya, you're so bad!
[09:24] Echimoya
Please, I pale in comparison to you.
[09:27] Yoneda
Come closer.
[09:28] Yoneda
I have a question to ask
you before we begin.
[09:34] Yoneda
Who is she?
[09:36] Echimoya
Intruders!
[09:39] Men
Damn intruders!
[09:41] Men
Cut 'em all down!
[09:42] Sa
I'll act as a decoy.
[09:45] Sa
While I draw their attention,
you all should escape.
[09:48] A
But Sa-chan...
[09:50] Sa
Don't you understand?
[09:51] Sa
I can't unleash my
strength with you around!
[09:55] B
Sa-chan...
[09:57] Sa
Now hurry!
[09:58] Sa
Escape!
[10:01] Zenzo
Sarutobi, I'll make this easy.
[10:03] Zenzo
Switch glasses.
[10:04] Zenzo
I heard that you're not getting
any assassination work.
[10:07] Zenzo
Only makes sense after all the mistakes,
[10:09] ---
and you even injured your own men.
[10:12] Zenzo
There are rumors that you're in a slump,
[10:16] Zenzo
but you can't fool me.
[10:18] Zenzo
You can't see a thing, can you?
[10:21] Sa
Th-That's not true.
[10:23] Zenzo
Can you see what I'm doing right now?
[10:27] Sa
What?
[10:28] ---
You're just talking to me.
[10:29] Zenzo
No.
[10:31] Zenzo
I'm applying Preparation
H in front of your face...
[10:36] Zenzo
I-Impressive...
[10:38] Zenzo
You're using your mastery of your other
[10:40] ---
senses to compensate for
the lack of eyesight.
[10:41] Zenzo
However, a ninja lives
and dies by the eyes.
[10:45] Zenzo
You were able to become a member of
[10:47] ---
the Oniwaban despite your poor eyesight
[10:49] Zenzo
because of natural talent and hard work,
[10:51] Zenzo
but those custom-made Iga
glasses also played a role...
[10:55] Zenzo
Why are you wearing those glasses?
[10:57] Zenzo
You should know very well that
this world isn't a playground.
[11:05] Sa
It's none of your business.
[11:08] Sa
If I decide to wear these glasses...
[11:10] Sa
If I can't find any work...
[11:13] Zenzo
If only it were that simple.
[11:16] Zenzo
The way things stand, you're
gonna get yourself killed.
[11:19] Zenzo
The former head assassins
are acting suspiciously.
[11:24] A
Does Sarutobi intend to desert?
[11:29] B
She may intend to defect
to a different group
[11:32] ---
and provide them with information on us.
[11:35] C
Even if she doesn't,
[11:36] ---
she could still create headaches
[11:38] ---
by getting herself captured
and leaking information.
[11:44] D
We have no choice but to take her out.
[11:47] Zenzo
Once you've lost their trust,
they'll come for you.
[11:54] Zenzo
The Assassins of Assassins Squad!
[11:58] Zenzo
The Lethal Punishers!
[12:00] Sa
P-Punishment?!
[12:02] Sa
Does it involve whips and candles
and things of that nature?!
[12:06] Zenzo
Why are you getting excited?
[12:09] Zenzo
These assassins are trained
to kill assassins.
[12:13] Zenzo
Do you stand a chance
with those glasses on?
[12:17] Zenzo
I don't care what happens to you,
[12:19] Zenzo
but if you die a dog's death,
[12:22] Zenzo
it'll make the rest of the
former Oniwabanshu look bad.
[12:26] Zenzo
Try to avoid that.
[12:32] Sa
These were the first...
[12:34] Sa
The first present from Gin-san...
[12:37] Sa
But I'm not allowed to wear them.
[13:04] A
I believe that you are
Lady Ayame Sarutobi.
[13:07] A
Is that correct?
[13:12] Sa
I see that nobody ever
taught you any manners.
[13:15] Sa
A gentleman would
[13:17] ---
never interrupt a girl who's crying.
[13:20] A
My policy is to
[13:22] ---
gently wipe away the
tears when a woman cries.
[13:27] Sa
I see.
[13:28] Sa
How kind of you.
[13:30] Sa
So what do you do...
[13:32] Sa
...when the woman happens to be
your target for assassination?!
[13:44] A
I'll wipe away your tears.
[13:46] A
And I'll wipe away your blood, as well.
[13:52] B
Ayame Sarutobi the assassin.
[13:55] C
Our superiors have
determined that you are
[13:57] ---
no longer necessary.
[13:59] All
Thus, we Lethal Punishers
[14:01] ---
have been charged with your disposal.
[14:07] A
If you have any last words,
we'll hear you out.
[14:12] A
Do you have anything to say?
[14:17] Sa
Say...
[14:20] Sa
Would you let me put on my glasses?
SIGN Greater Edo Hospital
[14:29] Zenzo
Fool...
[14:30] Zenzo
I told you not to die a dog's death.
[14:34] Shin
Why did this happen to Sa-chan-san?
[14:37] Zenzo
Look at these.
[14:39] Zenzo
She kept wearing these glasses
[14:40] ---
when they weren't the
right prescription.
[14:43] Zenzo
As a result, she kept
screwing up on the job
[14:45] ---
and attracted the attention
of the higher-ups.
[14:47] Zenzo
When I found her on the verge of death,
[14:50] Zenzo
she was still holding those glasses.
[14:54] Zenzo
I don't care how happy they made her.
[14:56] Zenzo
She's a fool.
[15:00] Zenzo
Can you dispose of those?
SIGN Greater Edo Hospital
[15:03] Zenzo
They'll find this place very soon.
[15:05] Zenzo
She won't stand a chance
if those are still around.
[15:09] Zenzo
Well, if she still
refuses to put these on,
[15:12] Zenzo
that's the end of that.
[15:15] Kagura
Hey, hemorrhoid ninja!
[15:17] Kagura
You're going to leave
Sa-chan all alone here?!
[15:21] Zenzo
Sorry, but ninja don't band
together the way samurai do.
[15:26] Zenzo
If you don't want to die,
stay away from her.
[15:30] Zenzo
I'm sure that's what she wants.
[15:35] Sa
I'm...
[15:38] Sa
I'm sorry...
[15:42] Sa
They were a present from Gin-san.
[15:46] Sa
I promised to treasure them.
[15:53] Sa
I'm sorry I broke my promise.
[16:04] Kagura
Sa-chan...
[16:13] Gin
You don't need to see a thing right now.
[16:16] Gin
Don't need to see a thing.
[16:19] Gin
When you wake up,
[16:21] Gin
there won't be any
cracks in your vision.
[16:24] Shin
Gin-san...
[16:25] Gin
Can't help it.
[16:27] Gin
I'm the one who broke her glasses.
[16:32] Gin
The Assassins of Assassins
of Assassins Squad!
[16:35] Gin
Lethal Odd Jobs is moving out!
[17:23] Zenzo
The hell are you doing in my house?!
[17:26] Zenzo
Why are you sneaking
into my house in the
[17:28] ---
middle of night to make fried
rice all dramatic-like?!
[17:30] Zenzo
And turn off the damn music!
[17:32] Zenzo
It's bothering the neighbors!
[17:34] Zenzo
What is this?
[17:35] Zenzo
Seriously, why are you here?
[17:37] Gin
Well, people usually get
hungry around this time.
[17:40] Gin
So we were making a little snack.
[17:42] Zenzo
Wait up. This is my house.
[17:44] Zenzo
Those are my eggs, my ham.
[17:45] Zenzo
My fried rice!
[17:47] Kagura
Don't worry!
[17:48] Kagura
We made enough for you!
[17:50] Zenzo
That's not the issue here!
[17:52] Zenzo
I'm asking why you're in my house!
[17:54] Zenzo
Don't tell me you actually
came here to make fried ri--
[17:55] Gin
Oh, Sadaharu's here.
[17:57] Gin
Over there.
[17:58] Gin
Just set her down there.
[17:59] Zenzo
Uh, wait. Er, what?
[18:01] Zenzo
Why did you bring Sarutobi here?
[18:02] Shin
Well, we're going to
take on the assassins,
[18:05] Shin
but we don't want to
fight in a hospital.
[18:07] Shin
So we were trying to find a good place.
[18:10] Zenzo
Oh, I see.
[18:11] Zenzo
I'm rich and own a big house.
[18:13] Zenzo
Plus I'm single so
nobody else is around,
[18:14] Zenzo
so nobody else will be inconvenienced.
[18:16] Zenzo
That's the logic you used.
[18:17] Zenzo
What kind of logic is that?!
[18:18] Gin
Now, now, now.
[18:19] Gin
We're just borrowing your place.
[18:20] Gin
It won't take long.
[18:21] Gin
We're just gonna kill
four or five assassins.
[18:23] Zenzo
You're going to turn my
house into a murder scene?!
[18:25] Zenzo
Hey, why are you eating?!
Get out of here!
[18:27] Zenzo
I don't want blood and
innards all over my room!
[18:30] Zenzo
I'm actually a clean freak!
[18:32] Kagura
That's why you're still single.
[18:36] Kagura
Women can't stand men who are perfect.
[18:38] Kagura
The ideal would be a man
whose room is a little messy.
[18:42] Zenzo
Hey! That's way too big of a mess!
[18:44] Shin
What should we do, Gin-san?
[18:45] Shin
Now that the trap is
set, where do we wait?
[18:48] Zenzo
Wait!
[18:49] Zenzo
What are you doing?! Seriously, stop!
[18:50] Gin
How about the ceiling?
[18:52] Zenzo
Hey!
[18:52] Zenzo
I'm seriously gonna kill you!
[18:53] Zenzo
I'll assassinate your ass
before the assassins get here!
[18:56] Kagura
I'll wait here.
[18:57] Zenzo
Wait! I got it!
[18:58] Zenzo
I got it so stop!
[19:00] Zenzo
I'll help!
[19:00] Zenzo
I'll give you a hand!
[19:01] Zenzo
So stop destroying my house!
[19:11] Zenzo
Uh, do you read me?
[19:13] Zenzo
Hattori here.
[19:14] Zenzo
I'm right above Sarutobi.
[19:16] Zenzo
Is everybody in position?
[19:19] Gin
No problem. Everything's fine.
[19:20] Shin
It's really hot.
[19:23] Kagura
Are you sure about this?
[19:26] Zenzo
It's not perfect, but
I did what I could.
[19:29] Zenzo
We're up against professional killers.
[19:31] Zenzo
They know that Sarutobi and
the rest of you are here.
[19:33] Zenzo
They'll be extremely cautious,
[19:35] Zenzo
so we can use that to our advantage.
SIGN Sadaharu Sarutobi Zenzo Kagura / /\ Gintoki Shinpachi
[19:39] Zenzo
I left the entrance to the room where
Sarutobi is completely unguarded.
SIGN Enemy Enemy Enemy
[19:41] Zenzo
So they won't come from that direction.
[19:43] Zenzo
It's clearly a trap.
[19:45] Zenzo
They'll circle around.
[19:48] Zenzo
If anything goes wrong,
let us know immediately.
[19:50] Zenzo
Be ready to react if they
come through the front.
[19:54] Zenzo
Don't let your guard down.
[19:55] Zenzo
And don't destroy my house.
[19:58] Zenzo
Got it?
[19:59] Shin
Roger.
[20:00] Gin
Yeah.
[20:04] Zenzo
Damn, why do I have to do this?
[20:07] Zenzo
Huh?
[20:08] Zenzo
Wait a second.
[20:09] Zenzo
Was someone asleep?
[20:10] Zenzo
Someone sounded asleep!
[20:12] Zenzo
I'm calling roll again.
[20:14] Shin
Roger.
[20:20] Gin
Oh, shit.
[20:22] Zenzo
Hey!
[20:23] Zenzo
Somebody ran off to Don Quijote!
[20:25] Zenzo
Don't give me that crap!
[20:26] Zenzo
I'm trying to help here!
[20:28] Zenzo
Get your ass back here,
whoever went to Don Quijote!
[20:30] Shin
Roger.
[20:33] Gin
Hey, Shinpachi.
[20:34] Gin
Help me put Kagura on Sadaharu's back.
[20:37] Zenzo
You all went to Don Quijote!
[20:39] Zenzo
Wait a second!
[20:39] Zenzo
One of you is asleep in Don Quijote?!
[20:43] Zenzo
The hell is going on?!
Why did they all ditch me?!
[20:45] Zenzo
They could have invited me along!
[20:47] Zenzo
Not that I wanted to go!
[20:48] Zenzo
Oh, right.
[20:49] Zenzo
Could you buy some Preparation H?
[20:52] Zenzo
I'm out. The suppository type.
[20:56] Zenzo
Hello?
[20:57] Zenzo
Do you read me?
[21:02] Zenzo
Stop lying!
[21:03] Zenzo
Don't pretend to be asleep!
[21:05] Zenzo
Even the dog was
pretending to be asleep!
[21:08] Zenzo
The bastards are toying with me.
[21:10] Zenzo
I'm pissed!
[21:11] Zenzo
Screw this!
[21:11] Zenzo
I've had enough!
[21:14] Zenzo
This sensation...
[21:15] Zenzo
Someone's here.
[21:18] Zenzo
Two on the roof.
[21:20] Zenzo
Two inside.
[21:23] Zenzo
And in the yard...
[21:26] A
I can smell multiple humans.
[21:31] A
As expected.
[21:33] A
But it doesn't matter
how many there are.
[21:36] A
This time, we'll finish her off.
[21:39] A
Along with the others.
[21:42] Zenzo
Th-They're here...
[21:45] Gin
Excuse me, do you have
any Preparation H?
[21:48] Zenzo
The hell are they doing?!
[21:54] Zenzo
Hurry!
[21:55] Zenzo
Hurry back!
SIGN To Be Continued
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Glasses Prevent You From Seeing Certain Things
[23:30] Zenzo
Next time:
[23:32] Zenzo
Glasses prevent you from
seeing certain things.
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