E207 - Glasses are part of the soul Source: Crunchyroll Translator: Editor: Timer: QC: (Please feel free to edit the speaker names if incomplete or inaccurate. Names are handled on a best-effort basis depending on the info on the source file. Dialogue is left as is.) SIGN    Odd Jobs Gin-chan [01:34] Gin     The hell? [01:35] Gin     It won't make a sound? [01:37] Shin     What's wrong, Gin-san? SIGN    Sugar Content [01:38] Gin     The damn TV just closed its eyes     with a dark look on its face. [01:42] Kagura     Maybe it has something on its mind? [01:44] Kagura     It hasn't adjusted to     the digital transition? [01:46] Shin     It's probably time to buy a new one. [01:49] Shin     Huh? [01:50] Shin     Is this how the TV always looked? [01:52] Gin     Huh? [01:53] Gin     Now that you mention it... [01:55] Kagura     Some guy from Edobashi Camera     brought it over the other day. [01:58] Kagura     Maybe it's from one of our clients? [02:02] Gin     I don't remember taking any [02:03] ---     jobs that involved     defective merchandise. [02:04] Sa     Click. [02:06] Shin     Oh, it turned on. [02:07] Shin     Gin-san, the TV's fixed. [02:11] Gin     There's someone familiar on the screen. [02:14] Gin     A face I didn't want to see     is sticking out of the TV. [02:16] Sa     This is a 3D TV. [02:19] Gin     Whoa, 3D? That's amazing. [02:21] Gin     How do I turn it off? [02:24] Sa     Press your lips against the button here. [02:27] Gin     I see. [02:28] Gin     Sadaharu, turn the TV off. [02:30] Gin     And turn her off while you're at it. [02:33] Gin     Bulk trash. [02:34] Sa     Wait! [02:36] Sa     Wait a moment! [02:40] Shin     Huh? [02:44] Shin     Is something wrong? [02:46] Sa     N-No, it's nothing. [02:48] Sa     Just that my glasses broke. [02:50] Kagura     Were they important to you? [02:52] Sa     Huh? [02:53] Sa     Y-Yes... [02:54] Sa     Oh, I'm sorry. [02:56] Sa     It's not a big deal. [02:57] Sa     They were cheap. [02:58] Sa     Don't worry about it. [02:59] Sa     It's just that they were     from my late grandmother... [03:01] Shin     Huh? [03:02] Shin     But... [03:03] Shin     You should probably buy a new pair. [03:06] Sa     Yes? [03:07] Sa     Oh, I'm sorry. [03:08] Sa     They're all I have to remember     her by, but I'm fine, [03:10] ---     so don't worry about it. [03:11] Kagura     But you're crying. [03:13] Sa     I-I'm not! [03:15] Sa     It's just that a piece     of lens got in my eye. [03:16] Shin     Wait, what?! [03:17] Kagura     Hmm, it looks okay, but     your eyes are totally red. [03:20] Kagura     You should go to the hospital. [03:22] Shin     Want me to take you there? [03:24] Sa     It's okay! [03:25] Sa     Don't worry about it! [03:26] Kagura     Just ignore those guys. [03:28] Kagura     I'll take you to the hospital. [03:29] Kagura     Let's go, Sa-chan. [03:30] Gin     Wait! [03:32] Gin     Something's wrong with this situation! [03:33] Gin     Why is it all awkward     like I accidentally hit [03:35] ---     a girl in the face while     playing dodgeball?! [03:38] Gin     It was clearly her fault! [03:40] Gin     She basically moved her face [03:42] ---     into the ball and broke her glasses! [03:45] Sa     I'm sorry, Gin-san. [03:47] Sa     It's been so long since [03:48] ---     my last appearance that I overdid it. [03:51] Sa     I'm sorry! [03:52] Sa     I'll be leaving then! [03:53] Shin     Ah! Sa-chan-san! [03:56] Gin     Wh-Why are you looking at me? [03:57] Gin     What are you trying to say? [03:59] Gin     Even you, Sadaharu?! SIGN    Glasses Are Part of the Soul SIGN    Glasses for Edogawa [04:09] Sa     They're all so lovely! [04:11] Sa     Which one should I pick? [04:12] Sa     It's like a dream come true! [04:14] Sa     Gin-san buying a pair     of glasses for me... SIGN    Both Nearsighted and Farsighted [04:17] Sa     Thank you for breaking, Grandma. [04:20] Sa     I won't let your death be for nothing! [04:22] Sa     Which should I pick? [04:24] Sa     Maybe I should ask     Gin-san to pick for me?! [04:27] Gin     How about one of the pairs     in that clearance bin? [04:31] Sa     I can't see a thing. [04:33] Sa     But if this is what you like, [04:34] ---     I'll go with these. [04:36] Sa     Do they fit? [04:37] Sa     How do I look? [04:38] Gin     Cute, very cute. SIGN    Super Cheap [04:39] Gin     They look perfect. [04:40] Gin     Like you were born wearing those. [04:44] Man     Mister, Mister. [04:46] Man     Are you searching for     engagement glasses? [04:49] Gin     What the hell are engagement glasses? [04:50] Gin     I've never heard of those! [04:52] Gin     And wait, [04:53] Gin     haven't we met before? [04:55] Man     Young lady, I see that     you have excellent taste. [04:59] Man     There's a story behind those glasses. [05:01] Man     The lens used in the famous     Battle of Red Cliffs [05:04] ---     by the Wu to set fire     to Cao Cao's forces [05:07] Man     were made by a man whose glasses lenses [05:08] ---     were made by a man whose glasses lenses [05:10] Man     were made by a man whose glasses     lenses were seen by a man [05:11] ---     who wore this particular     pair of glasses. [05:12] Gin     That doesn't mean a damn thing! [05:15] Gin     We'll take these, Gramps. [05:17] Gin     Since they're used,     give us a 99% discount. [05:20] Man     Huh? Wait a moment. [05:21] Man     There's a story behind those glasses. [05:23] Man     The lens used in the famous Trojan     Horse during the Trojan War... [05:28] Sa     Um... Thank you, Gin-san. [05:31] Sa     I don't know how to show [05:32] ---     my gratitude for these     wonderful glasses. [05:35] Sa     I've never received such a     wonderful and stinky present. [05:37] Gin     Glad to hear it. [05:39] Gin     Why don't you walk her home, "Gin-san"? [05:42] Gin     I'll ask Gengai to fix     your Grandma's glasses, [05:46] Gin     so just use those for the time being. [05:47] Sa     No, it's okay. [05:49] Gin     Huh? [05:50] Sa     Grandma would yell at me     for clinging to the past. [05:55] Sa     Goodbye... [05:57] Sa     Grandma's glasses which     were stepped on by Dad [05:59] ---     who was stepped on by Mom [06:00] Sa     who stepped on the poop     of a dog whose owner [06:02] ---     had a daughter that owned the     store which sold these glasses. [06:04] Gin     What?! [06:04] Gin     That doesn't mean a damn thing?! [06:07] Sa     I'll think of these glasses     as you and never let them go! [06:10] Sa     I'll treasure them forever! [06:15] Gin     Oh well. [06:24] Sa     Open wide! SIGN    Love Garden [06:54] Gin     Put on the damn glasses! [06:56] Gin     The hell are you doing     with those glasses?! [06:58] Gin     Why are you going on a date and going     all the way with a pair of glasses?! [07:01] Sa     Gin-san, are you jealous of Glassin-san? [07:04] Gin     Who the hell is Glassin-san?! [07:05] Sa     You've got it wrong, Gin-san. [07:07] Sa     I was planning on putting     on Glassin-san right away. [07:10] Sa     But when I thought of them as you, [07:12] ---     I got all nervous... [07:14] Sa     But I'm finally ready now, so... [07:17] Sa     I'm going to p-put... SIGN    Love Garden [07:19] Sa     No, I can't say it! [07:20] Sa     It's too embarrassing! [07:21] Gin     Why are you making the act of [07:23] ---     putting on glasses sound so dirty?! [07:25] Sa     But they're like another you! [07:26] Sa     If I put them on, it's like, you know? [07:29] Sa     The two of us become one! [07:31] Gin     How can you turn the act of putting [07:32] ---     on glasses into such a big deal? [07:34] Gin     And those are like another random [07:35] ---     old guy who owns the glasses store. [07:37] Gin     Here you go. [07:39] Gin     I got your glasses fixed. [07:41] Gin     Just throw away that filthy pair. [07:44] Gin     Now listen to me. [07:45] Gin     If you don't want your     glasses broken again, [07:47] Gin     never sneak into our house again. [07:50] Sa     I refuse. [07:52] Sa     How can you come slinking back [07:54] ---     and acting like you're my boyfriend? [07:56] Sa     Now, I... [07:57] Sa     I... [08:00] Sa     I'm devoted to Glassin-san! [08:01] Sa     I want Glassin-san! [08:03] Sa     It has to be Glassin-san! [08:05] Sa     I can't even imagine wearing     another pair of glasses. [08:07] Sa     Don't treat me like one of those [08:09] ---     loose-eared sluts that     constantly switches glasses! [08:11] Gin     The hell is a loose-eared slut? [08:13] Gin     I got these fixed because     you kept complaining. [08:16] Gin     Besides, those glasses     aren't your prescription, [08:19] ---     so you can't see a thing, right? [08:20] Gin     That's dangerous. [08:21] Sa     Leave Glassin-san and me alone! [08:24] Sa     It's too... [08:25] Sa     It's too late to try     to be nice to me now! [08:26] Gin     What's up with this conversation? [08:28] Gin     Why does it sound like a love triangle?! [08:30] Sa     Never show your face around     Glassin-san and me again! [08:33] Sa     Farewell, former glasses! [08:35] Sa     Farewell, former lover! [08:41] Shin     I'll buy you a drink. [08:43] Gin     What's going on? [08:44] Gin     Why do I feel like I was just dumped? [08:46] Gin     Hey! Is this country full of idiots?! SIGN    Dango House [08:51] Sa     The target? [08:52] Man     A government official,     Zenkichiro Yoneda. [08:54] Man     Preparations have been made by [08:56] ---     previously dispatched agents. [08:58] Man     Your mission is to rendezvous [08:59] ---     with the agents and take out the target. [09:01] Man     Will you return to the path of evil [09:03] ---     for the sake of saving     the weak masses, Sa-chan? [09:08] Sa     Sometimes, evil can only     be eradicated by evil. [09:12] Sa     I'm willing to get my hands     bloody to save others... [09:17] Man     Sa-chan, those aren't dango. [09:22] Yoneda     Echimoya, you're so bad! [09:24] Echimoya     Please, I pale in comparison to you. [09:27] Yoneda     Come closer. [09:28] Yoneda     I have a question to ask     you before we begin. [09:34] Yoneda     Who is she? [09:36] Echimoya     Intruders! [09:39] Men     Damn intruders! [09:41] Men     Cut 'em all down! [09:42] Sa     I'll act as a decoy. [09:45] Sa     While I draw their attention,     you all should escape. [09:48] A     But Sa-chan... [09:50] Sa     Don't you understand? [09:51] Sa     I can't unleash my     strength with you around! [09:55] B     Sa-chan... [09:57] Sa     Now hurry! [09:58] Sa     Escape! [10:01] Zenzo     Sarutobi, I'll make this easy. [10:03] Zenzo     Switch glasses. [10:04] Zenzo     I heard that you're not getting     any assassination work. [10:07] Zenzo     Only makes sense after all the mistakes, [10:09] ---     and you even injured your own men. [10:12] Zenzo     There are rumors that you're in a slump, [10:16] Zenzo     but you can't fool me. [10:18] Zenzo     You can't see a thing, can you? [10:21] Sa     Th-That's not true. [10:23] Zenzo     Can you see what I'm doing right now? [10:27] Sa     What? [10:28] ---     You're just talking to me. [10:29] Zenzo     No. [10:31] Zenzo     I'm applying Preparation     H in front of your face... [10:36] Zenzo     I-Impressive... [10:38] Zenzo     You're using your mastery of your other [10:40] ---     senses to compensate for     the lack of eyesight. [10:41] Zenzo     However, a ninja lives     and dies by the eyes. [10:45] Zenzo     You were able to become a member of [10:47] ---     the Oniwaban despite your poor eyesight [10:49] Zenzo     because of natural talent and hard work, [10:51] Zenzo     but those custom-made Iga     glasses also played a role... [10:55] Zenzo     Why are you wearing those glasses? [10:57] Zenzo     You should know very well that     this world isn't a playground. [11:05] Sa     It's none of your business. [11:08] Sa     If I decide to wear these glasses... [11:10] Sa     If I can't find any work... [11:13] Zenzo     If only it were that simple. [11:16] Zenzo     The way things stand, you're     gonna get yourself killed. [11:19] Zenzo     The former head assassins     are acting suspiciously. [11:24] A     Does Sarutobi intend to desert? [11:29] B     She may intend to defect     to a different group [11:32] ---     and provide them with information on us. [11:35] C     Even if she doesn't, [11:36] ---     she could still create headaches [11:38] ---     by getting herself captured     and leaking information. [11:44] D     We have no choice but to take her out. [11:47] Zenzo     Once you've lost their trust,     they'll come for you. [11:54] Zenzo     The Assassins of Assassins Squad! [11:58] Zenzo     The Lethal Punishers! [12:00] Sa     P-Punishment?! [12:02] Sa     Does it involve whips and candles     and things of that nature?! [12:06] Zenzo     Why are you getting excited? [12:09] Zenzo     These assassins are trained     to kill assassins. [12:13] Zenzo     Do you stand a chance     with those glasses on? [12:17] Zenzo     I don't care what happens to you, [12:19] Zenzo     but if you die a dog's death, [12:22] Zenzo     it'll make the rest of the     former Oniwabanshu look bad. [12:26] Zenzo     Try to avoid that. [12:32] Sa     These were the first... [12:34] Sa     The first present from Gin-san... [12:37] Sa     But I'm not allowed to wear them. [13:04] A     I believe that you are     Lady Ayame Sarutobi. [13:07] A     Is that correct? [13:12] Sa     I see that nobody ever     taught you any manners. [13:15] Sa     A gentleman would [13:17] ---     never interrupt a girl who's crying. [13:20] A     My policy is to [13:22] ---     gently wipe away the     tears when a woman cries. [13:27] Sa     I see. [13:28] Sa     How kind of you. [13:30] Sa     So what do you do... [13:32] Sa     ...when the woman happens to be     your target for assassination?! [13:44] A     I'll wipe away your tears. [13:46] A     And I'll wipe away your blood, as well. [13:52] B     Ayame Sarutobi the assassin. [13:55] C     Our superiors have     determined that you are [13:57] ---     no longer necessary. [13:59] All     Thus, we Lethal Punishers [14:01] ---     have been charged with your disposal. [14:07] A     If you have any last words,     we'll hear you out. [14:12] A     Do you have anything to say? [14:17] Sa     Say... [14:20] Sa     Would you let me put on my glasses? SIGN    Greater Edo Hospital [14:29] Zenzo     Fool... [14:30] Zenzo     I told you not to die a dog's death. [14:34] Shin     Why did this happen to Sa-chan-san? [14:37] Zenzo     Look at these. [14:39] Zenzo     She kept wearing these glasses [14:40] ---     when they weren't the     right prescription. [14:43] Zenzo     As a result, she kept     screwing up on the job [14:45] ---     and attracted the attention     of the higher-ups. [14:47] Zenzo     When I found her on the verge of death, [14:50] Zenzo     she was still holding those glasses. [14:54] Zenzo     I don't care how happy they made her. [14:56] Zenzo     She's a fool. [15:00] Zenzo     Can you dispose of those? SIGN    Greater Edo Hospital [15:03] Zenzo     They'll find this place very soon. [15:05] Zenzo     She won't stand a chance     if those are still around. [15:09] Zenzo     Well, if she still     refuses to put these on, [15:12] Zenzo     that's the end of that. [15:15] Kagura     Hey, hemorrhoid ninja! [15:17] Kagura     You're going to leave     Sa-chan all alone here?! [15:21] Zenzo     Sorry, but ninja don't band     together the way samurai do. [15:26] Zenzo     If you don't want to die,     stay away from her. [15:30] Zenzo     I'm sure that's what she wants. [15:35] Sa     I'm... [15:38] Sa     I'm sorry... [15:42] Sa     They were a present from Gin-san. [15:46] Sa     I promised to treasure them. [15:53] Sa     I'm sorry I broke my promise. [16:04] Kagura     Sa-chan... [16:13] Gin     You don't need to see a thing right now. [16:16] Gin     Don't need to see a thing. [16:19] Gin     When you wake up, [16:21] Gin     there won't be any     cracks in your vision. [16:24] Shin     Gin-san... [16:25] Gin     Can't help it. [16:27] Gin     I'm the one who broke her glasses. [16:32] Gin     The Assassins of Assassins     of Assassins Squad! [16:35] Gin     Lethal Odd Jobs is moving out! [17:23] Zenzo     The hell are you doing in my house?! [17:26] Zenzo     Why are you sneaking     into my house in the [17:28] ---     middle of night to make fried     rice all dramatic-like?! [17:30] Zenzo     And turn off the damn music! [17:32] Zenzo     It's bothering the neighbors! [17:34] Zenzo     What is this? [17:35] Zenzo     Seriously, why are you here? [17:37] Gin     Well, people usually get     hungry around this time. [17:40] Gin     So we were making a little snack. [17:42] Zenzo     Wait up. This is my house. [17:44] Zenzo     Those are my eggs, my ham. [17:45] Zenzo     My fried rice! [17:47] Kagura     Don't worry! [17:48] Kagura     We made enough for you! [17:50] Zenzo     That's not the issue here! [17:52] Zenzo     I'm asking why you're in my house! [17:54] Zenzo     Don't tell me you actually     came here to make fried ri-- [17:55] Gin     Oh, Sadaharu's here. [17:57] Gin     Over there. [17:58] Gin     Just set her down there. [17:59] Zenzo     Uh, wait. Er, what? [18:01] Zenzo     Why did you bring Sarutobi here? [18:02] Shin     Well, we're going to     take on the assassins, [18:05] Shin     but we don't want to     fight in a hospital. [18:07] Shin     So we were trying to find a good place. [18:10] Zenzo     Oh, I see. [18:11] Zenzo     I'm rich and own a big house. [18:13] Zenzo     Plus I'm single so     nobody else is around, [18:14] Zenzo     so nobody else will be inconvenienced. [18:16] Zenzo     That's the logic you used. [18:17] Zenzo     What kind of logic is that?! [18:18] Gin     Now, now, now. [18:19] Gin     We're just borrowing your place. [18:20] Gin     It won't take long. [18:21] Gin     We're just gonna kill     four or five assassins. [18:23] Zenzo     You're going to turn my     house into a murder scene?! [18:25] Zenzo     Hey, why are you eating?!     Get out of here! [18:27] Zenzo     I don't want blood and     innards all over my room! [18:30] Zenzo     I'm actually a clean freak! [18:32] Kagura     That's why you're still single. [18:36] Kagura     Women can't stand men who are perfect. [18:38] Kagura     The ideal would be a man     whose room is a little messy. [18:42] Zenzo     Hey! That's way too big of a mess! [18:44] Shin     What should we do, Gin-san? [18:45] Shin     Now that the trap is     set, where do we wait? [18:48] Zenzo     Wait! [18:49] Zenzo     What are you doing?! Seriously, stop! [18:50] Gin     How about the ceiling? [18:52] Zenzo     Hey! [18:52] Zenzo     I'm seriously gonna kill you! [18:53] Zenzo     I'll assassinate your ass     before the assassins get here! [18:56] Kagura     I'll wait here. [18:57] Zenzo     Wait! I got it! [18:58] Zenzo     I got it so stop! [19:00] Zenzo     I'll help! [19:00] Zenzo     I'll give you a hand! [19:01] Zenzo     So stop destroying my house! [19:11] Zenzo     Uh, do you read me? [19:13] Zenzo     Hattori here. [19:14] Zenzo     I'm right above Sarutobi. [19:16] Zenzo     Is everybody in position? [19:19] Gin     No problem. Everything's fine. [19:20] Shin     It's really hot. [19:23] Kagura     Are you sure about this? [19:26] Zenzo     It's not perfect, but     I did what I could. [19:29] Zenzo     We're up against professional killers. [19:31] Zenzo     They know that Sarutobi and     the rest of you are here. [19:33] Zenzo     They'll be extremely cautious, [19:35] Zenzo     so we can use that to our advantage. SIGN    Sadaharu Sarutobi Zenzo Kagura / /\ Gintoki Shinpachi [19:39] Zenzo     I left the entrance to the room where     Sarutobi is completely unguarded. SIGN    Enemy Enemy Enemy [19:41] Zenzo     So they won't come from that direction. [19:43] Zenzo     It's clearly a trap. [19:45] Zenzo     They'll circle around. [19:48] Zenzo     If anything goes wrong,     let us know immediately. [19:50] Zenzo     Be ready to react if they     come through the front. [19:54] Zenzo     Don't let your guard down. [19:55] Zenzo     And don't destroy my house. [19:58] Zenzo     Got it? [19:59] Shin     Roger. [20:00] Gin     Yeah. [20:04] Zenzo     Damn, why do I have to do this? [20:07] Zenzo     Huh? [20:08] Zenzo     Wait a second. [20:09] Zenzo     Was someone asleep? [20:10] Zenzo     Someone sounded asleep! [20:12] Zenzo     I'm calling roll again. [20:14] Shin     Roger. [20:20] Gin     Oh, shit. [20:22] Zenzo     Hey! [20:23] Zenzo     Somebody ran off to Don Quijote! [20:25] Zenzo     Don't give me that crap! [20:26] Zenzo     I'm trying to help here! [20:28] Zenzo     Get your ass back here,     whoever went to Don Quijote! [20:30] Shin     Roger. [20:33] Gin     Hey, Shinpachi. [20:34] Gin     Help me put Kagura on Sadaharu's back. [20:37] Zenzo     You all went to Don Quijote! [20:39] Zenzo     Wait a second! [20:39] Zenzo     One of you is asleep in Don Quijote?! [20:43] Zenzo     The hell is going on?!     Why did they all ditch me?! [20:45] Zenzo     They could have invited me along! [20:47] Zenzo     Not that I wanted to go! [20:48] Zenzo     Oh, right. [20:49] Zenzo     Could you buy some Preparation H? [20:52] Zenzo     I'm out. The suppository type. [20:56] Zenzo     Hello? [20:57] Zenzo     Do you read me? [21:02] Zenzo     Stop lying! [21:03] Zenzo     Don't pretend to be asleep! [21:05] Zenzo     Even the dog was     pretending to be asleep! [21:08] Zenzo     The bastards are toying with me. [21:10] Zenzo     I'm pissed! [21:11] Zenzo     Screw this! [21:11] Zenzo     I've had enough! [21:14] Zenzo     This sensation... [21:15] Zenzo     Someone's here. [21:18] Zenzo     Two on the roof. [21:20] Zenzo     Two inside. [21:23] Zenzo     And in the yard... [21:26] A     I can smell multiple humans. [21:31] A     As expected. [21:33] A     But it doesn't matter     how many there are. [21:36] A     This time, we'll finish her off. [21:39] A     Along with the others. [21:42] Zenzo     Th-They're here... [21:45] Gin     Excuse me, do you have     any Preparation H? [21:48] Zenzo     The hell are they doing?! [21:54] Zenzo     Hurry! [21:55] Zenzo     Hurry back! SIGN    To Be Continued SIGN    Next Episode     Glasses Prevent You From Seeing Certain Things [23:30] Zenzo     Next time: [23:32] Zenzo     Glasses prevent you from     seeing certain things.