E273 - When Compared to Time in the Heavens, Fifty Years of Human Life Resembles Naught but Dreams and Lottery Tickets

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SIGN    When Compared to Time in the Heavens,
    Fifty Years of Human Life Resembles
    Naught but Dreams and Lottery Tickets
SIGN    Cigarettes
[01:36] Hij
    The usual, Gran.
SIGN    Cigarettes
SIGN    Lottery Tickets Available
[01:38] W
    Oh, Toshi-san.
[01:40] W
    Do you have any interest in lottery tickets?
[01:45] Hij
    Have I ever come here to buy
    anything but cigarettes?
[01:49] W
    That's not what I'm talking about.
[01:51] W
    Look at this.
SIGN    Monsoon Jumbo Lottery
[01:54] W
    Someone bought a bunch of tickets,
    but dropped one while leaving.
[01:58] W
    I've been holding on to it all this time.
[02:00] W
    Do you want it?
[02:02] Hij
    Sorry, but I don't have any worthless
    dreams I'd entrust to a scrap of paper.
[02:08] W
    You really don't know how to have fun, do you?
[02:11] W
    No wonder you burn through more
    and more cigarettes every year.
SIGN    Lottery Tickets Available
SIGN    Cigarettes
[02:15] W
    Nobody actually believes
    they're gonna win the lottery.
[02:20] W
    It's not about results.
[02:22] W
    The real joy lies in all the fantasizing
    and dreaming you get to do
[02:25] W
    until the results come in.
[02:27] W
    You ought to quit glaring at
    your accounts all the time,
SIGN    Monsoon Jumbo Lottery
[02:32] W
    and just put this piece of paper in your pocket.
[02:35] W
    I'm sure that alone will make
    the world look a lot different.
SIGN    Lottery Tickets Available
[02:39] Hij
    Give it a rest, Gran.
[02:41] Hij
    Besides, I'm a cop.
[02:43] Hij
    I can't just pocket someone
    else's lost property.
[02:47] W
    But isn't hanging on to lost
    items part of a cop's job?
[02:54] Hij
    This is stupid.
[02:56] Hij
    My dreams aren't cheap enough to be
    bought with a scrap of paper like this.
[03:00] Oki
    What are you reading that's
    got you so enthralled, Kondo-san?
[03:03] Kon
    Lottery results.
[03:06] Kon
    I bought about ten tickets on a whim.
[03:09] Kon
    I was so close!
[03:10] Kon
    I almost won 300 million yen!
[03:14] Kon
    A samurai must
[03:16] Kon
    achieve his dreams through
    the swing of his sword alone.
[03:20] Kon
    Most of all, you can't call a dream
[03:22] Kon
    that can be bought with a lottery
    ticket, with money, a dream.
[03:27] Kon
    A samurai has no need for
    this puny piece of paper.
[03:30] Oki
    What's with this number?
[03:33] Oki
    Kondo-san, you got everything
    but the V wrong.
[03:37] Oki
    The winning ticket is V-5739628.
SIGN    Pot 22 V-5739628
[03:41] Oki
    If you call this close,
[03:43] Oki
    Hijikata-san was just as close
    with his V-shaped bangs.
[03:47] Oki
    Right, Hijikata-san?
[03:50] Hij
    What? My hair isn't V-shaped at all.
[03:52] Hij
    I wasn't close at all.
[03:54] Hij
    I don't have any interest in lotteries at all!
[03:57] Oki
    Hijikata-san?
SIGN    Shoot, I'm out of cigarettes.
SIGN    I'm gonna go buy some.
[04:03] Kon
    T-Toshi?
[04:04] Kon
    Hey, Toshi!
[04:10] Hij
    I-I won!
[04:13] Hij
    I won 300 million!
[04:16] Hij
    You gotta be kidding me!
[04:18] Hij
    The chances of a lottery ticket you
    randomly happen to get being the winner
[04:22] Hij
    are as astronomical as two guys
    who randomly happened
[04:25] Hij
    to be born as twins both randomly
    happening to be gay and not need a pair!
[04:28] Hij
    C-Calm down.
[04:30] Hij
    F-First, I need to cash in
    Piko and Osugi's pairs...
[04:34] Hij
    N-No, no, no! The lottery ticket!
[04:36] Hij
    B-But should I?
[04:38] Hij
    This is lost property.
[04:39] Hij
    Wasn't I just holding on to it for its owner?
[04:42] Hij
    But not doing anything is dangerous.
[04:45] Hij
    There's no telling when somebody might
    realize there's 300 million right here
[04:47] Hij
    and come after the lottery ticket.
[04:50] Hij
    For now, it'd be safer
[04:53] Hij
    to invest the 300 million in mayonnaise.
[04:55] Hij
    Right.
[04:57] Hij
    I'll just turn it into a mayonnaise palace
[04:59] Hij
    and mayonnaise pools and
    look after it that way.
[05:01] Hij
    Real estate and mayonnaise
    don't fluctuate in value much.
[05:04] Hij
    I'll be able to return it quickly.
[05:05] Hij
    With that decided, I should
    head to the bank right away.
[05:15] Mo
    That dude's got a lottery
    ticket worth 300 million!
[05:19] Hij
    Th-This is...
[05:21] (Flashback) W
    Just put this piece of paper in your pocket.
[05:24] (Flashback) W
    I'm sure that alone will make
    the world look a lot different.
[05:28] Hij
    Th-The world does look different!
[05:32] Hij
    E-Everyone looks like they have mohawks...
[05:35] Mo
    Woohoo! Lottery ticket!
[05:38] Hij
    That's what they look like!
[05:41] Hij
    J-Just putting a scrap of paper in
    my pocket is making it look like
[05:44] Hij
    the world's filled with mohawked
    ruffians coming after it!
[05:47] Hij
    What kind of demonic paper
    did I get my hands on?!
[05:51] Hij
    Calm down!
[05:52] Hij
    This is a hallucination!
    They're all illusions!
[05:55] Hij
    Get lost, mohawks!
[05:57] Hij
    You are already dead!
[06:01] Gin
    Wh-Whoa there.
[06:02] Gin
    That's dangerous.
[06:04] Gin
    What the hell are you doing?
[06:06] Hij
    O-Oh no!
[06:06] Hij
    W-Well, there was this guy with a mohawk!
[06:08] Hij
    Forget mohawks, this is the last
    guy I want to meet right now!
[06:08] Gin
    Mohawk?
[06:09] Hij
    A Joi rebel with a mohawk in the crowd!
[06:12] Hij
    I've run into Raoh, of all people!
[06:15] Gin
    I don't really get it,
[06:17] Gin
    but a cop just attacked a
    civilian in broad daylight.
[06:19] Gin
    This is gonna be quite the scandal.
[06:23] Gin
    I'd better get around 300
    million in compensat—
[06:25] Hij
    Like hell I have 300 million!
[06:28] Hij
    I do not have 300 million!
[06:30] Hij
    I definitely don't have 300 million!
[06:32] Hij
    I swear to god I don't have 300 million!
[06:35] Gin
    I-I know. It was just a joke.
[06:37] Hij
    There are things you shouldn't
    say even as a joke!
[06:40] Hij
    Apologize!
[06:40] Hij
    Apologize to me and the 300 million!
[06:44] Gin
    I have to apologize?
[06:46] Gin
    I'm in the wrong?
[06:47] Hij
    What's with this guy?
    Why'd he bring up 300 million?
[06:50] Hij
    Don't tell me... he knows?
[06:52] Gin
    That was a hell of a reaction
    to the phrase "300 million."
[06:55] Gin
    Did you buy a lottery ticket?
[06:59] Gin
    Actually, I used what little money
    I had to buy some dreams, too,
[07:03] Gin
    but they all went up in flames.
[07:05] Gin
    Did you know?
[07:06] Gin
    Apparently that cigarette store on Third
    sold a ticket worth 300 million.
[07:09] Gin
    I bought ten tickets from there,
[07:12] Gin
    but I seem to have dropped one somewhere.
[07:15] Gin
    I asked the hag, and she
    said she didn't have a clue.
[07:18] Gin
    When I think that it could've been the one,
[07:21] Gin
    I just can't give up on it.
[07:23] Hij
    I-It was him!
[07:26] Hij
    The ticket that won 300 million was his!
[07:28] Hij
    He really does know everything.
[07:31] Hij
    He's playing dumb, but he's come to
    take the lottery ticket back from me!
[07:34] Hij
    Why?
[07:35] Hij
    Why did this hooligan of a
    samurai have to win 300 million?
[07:38] Hij
    I'd rather use the 300 million to
    wipe my ass and flush it down
[07:41] Hij
    the toilet than hand it over to him!
[07:43] Hij
    He's got something in his pocket!
[07:44] Gin
    Did someone report it to
    you cops as a lost item?
[07:45] Hij
    Don't tell me...
[07:47] Gin
    I'll file a lost property report,
    so let me know if you find it.
[07:51] Gin
    From the afterlife!
[07:52] Hij
    Bring it on!
[07:54] Hij
    If that's what you want, you got it!
[07:56] G
    Today's the grand opening
    of our gardening store!
[07:58] G
    If you'd like... Woo-hah!
[07:59] Hij
    Shit!
[08:01] Hij
    He'd already snuck his men behind me!
[08:03] G
    Aw, yeah! Visit our gardening store!
[08:03] Hij
    No. That's not it.
[08:05] Hij
    Quit spacing out!
[08:09] Hij
    We're getting outta here!
[08:11] Hij
    You've already got hitmen on your tail, too!
[08:14] Gin
    Huh? Hitmen?
[08:15] Gin
    Where?
[08:16] Hij
    Someone must've overheard your
    conversation with the old lady!
[08:20] Gin
    What are you even talking about?!
[08:21] Hij
    Can't you tell?!
[08:23] Hij
    We are... This lottery ticket is...
[08:26] Hij
    being targeted by some
    kind of mohawk syndicate!
[08:28] Gin
    What kind of syndicate is that?!
[08:30] Hij
    I can't believe they deployed so many mohawks
[08:31] Hij
    all over town in such a short time.
[08:33] Hij
    Our enemies are clearly mohawk pros!
[08:36] Hij
    And a pretty huge mohawk syndicate, to boot!
[08:38] Gin
    I don't see any mohawks anywhere!
[08:40] Gin
    And what the hell is a mohawk syndicate?!
[08:42] Hij
    Watch out!
[08:43] Hij
    A mohawk's launching an acid attack!
[08:47] Hij
    Watch out!
[08:48] Hij
    A mohawk car's launching a kamikaze attack!
[08:53] Hij
    Watch out!
[08:54] Hij
    Band members with mohawks!
[08:56] Hij
    Get with the times.
[08:58] Gin
    Watch out, my ass! You're the one
    I should be watching out for!
[09:01] Gin
    Just what the hell are you seeing?!
[09:03] Hij
    Can't you see all those
    hitmen with mohawks in town?
[09:07] Gin
    I told you, there are no mohawks anywhere!
[09:10] Hij
    No way. You're kidding me.
[09:11] Gin
    I'm not!
[09:13] Gin
    What the hell have you been
    doing all this time?!
[09:15] Hij
    Don't tell me...
[09:17] Hij
    Was all this an illusion I had because I'm holding this ticket for 300 million?
[09:21] Hij
    Actually, it looks like he doesn't know
    I have the winning ticket after all.
[09:28] Hij
    I-I see.
[09:30] Hij
    Looks like I've been having
    a bad dream for a while.
[09:33] Hij
    I ended up showing a pathetic side of myself.
[09:35] Hij
    Please forget it.
[09:37] Hij
    Anyway, I need to visit the bank—
[09:39] Gin
    Hold it.
[09:41] Gin
    It was no dream.
[09:43] Gin
    At the very least, the scandalous
    atrocities you committed to me weren't.
[09:48] Gin
    Didn't you mention something
    about a lottery ticket earlier?
[09:52] Gin
    What exactly do you need
    to visit the bank for?
SIGN    Yotsui Bank
[09:54] Hij
    I didn't win. I didn't win!
[09:57] Hij
    Like hell I won!
[09:58] Hij
    What makes you say I won?
[10:01] Gin
    I didn't say you did, though.
[10:03] Gin
    So you won, huh?
[10:04] Hij
    I told you, I didn't win!
[10:06] Hij
    Go away! Forget all about this!
[10:08] Gin
    How much?
[10:10] Gin
    How much did you win?
[10:11] Hij
    Fine!
[10:12] Hij
    I'll buy you some chocolate parfaits.
[10:14] Hij
    I'll buy you as many as you want,
    so could you please go away?
[10:18] R
    Hands up.
[10:22] R
    I said hands up.
[10:24] Hij
    Yeah, yeah.
[10:25] Hij
    I've had enough of you illusions already.
[10:28] Hij
    Move.
[10:29] Hij
    You're in my way, you mohawk trash.
[10:32] Gin
    Hijikata-kun, Hijikata-kun!
[10:35] Gin
    These really are men with mohawks.
[10:38] Hij
    Huh?
SIGN    Yotsui Bank
[10:50] R
    Don't make a fuss.
[10:52] R
    If anyone tries somethin' funny,
[10:55] R
    we'll riddle every last
    one of you with bullets.
[11:00] Hij
    How did it end up like this?
[11:03] Hij
    I overcame all kinds of mohawk illusions
[11:05] Hij
    and was one step away from
    cashing in the lottery ticket,
[11:09] Hij
    and then I run into a gang of robbers
    with mohawks just before the finish line?
[11:13] Hij
    I can't tell illusionary mohawks
    from real ones anymore.
[11:19] Gin
    This has turned into a pain in the ass.
[11:22] Gin
    Aren't you a cop?
[11:24] Gin
    You're not ashamed to watch
    a crime unfold before your eyes?
[11:27] Gin
    Cops sure are something.
[11:30] Gin
    I'd be going beet red with embarrassment.
[11:32] Hij
    Shut up and keep your nose out of this!
[11:35] Hij
    Right now, I'm no ordinary cop!
[11:37] Hij
    I've got a lottery ticket worth
    300 million in my pocket.
[11:40] Hij
    I'm a cop with bait hanging
    from my entire body!
[11:44] Hij
    If the robbers notice the existence
    of this lottery ticket...
[11:49] R
    Yahoo! Talk about an unexpected bonus!
[11:53] Hij
    No, it'd be even worse if he noticed it.
[11:57] Hij
    I can't do anything stupid.
[11:59] Hij
    The hostages' lives and 300
    million are at stake here.
[12:03] Hij
    I should sit tight and wait
    for the storm to pass.
[12:06] R
    Aight, y'all.
[12:07] R
    Time to go through your belongings.
[12:09] R
    If you got any valuables,
    cough 'em all up right now.
[12:14] Gin
    Oh, come on.
[12:15] Gin
    You came to rob the bank,
[12:17] Gin
    and now you're even robbing
    civilians of their pocket change?
[12:20] Gin
    For robbers, you guys sure are cheap.
[12:23] R
    Who said that just now?
[12:24] Hij
    Keep your damn mouth shut!
[12:27] Gin
    Sorry.
[12:28] Gin
    I tried to stop him, but he just can't
    keep his sense of justice in check.
[12:32] Hij
    M-Me?!
[12:33] Gin
    That's enough.
[12:34] Hij
    No, I—
[12:35] R
    Cheeky bastard.
[12:37] R
    Let's start with you.
[12:39] R
    Cough up everythin' you got!
[12:41] Hij
    What the hell have you done?!
[12:43] Hij
    I-I can't show them the lottery
    ticket, no matter what!
[12:46] R
    Hurry up!
[12:47] Hij
    I-If that's how it is...
SIGN    Special Police Shinsengumi
[12:51] Hij
    Will this do?
[12:53] R
    A-A police badge?!
[12:55] R
    You can't be...
[12:57] Hij
    I'm Hijikata Toshiro,
    vice chief of the Shinsengumi.
[13:01] Hij
    U-Unfortunately for you, the police
    caught wind of your plan long ago.
[13:06] Hij
    Th-The Shinsengumi already
    have this bank surrounded.
SIGN    Yotsui Bank
[13:11] Hij
    The moment I give the signal,
    they'll storm the place.
[13:14] Hij
    You'll all get chopped into pieces.
[13:16] Kon
    Yes! I cut off its tail!
[13:19] Oki
    It's so boring to be off-duty.
[13:21] Hij
    If you don't wanna die, put your
    weapons down and surrender.
[13:25] Hij
    We won't hurt you.
[13:26] Hij
    Please, believe me!
[13:28] Hij
    Fall for it!
[13:31] R
    Sh-Shit! I can't believe everything
    got leaked to the fuzz!
[13:35] R
    What do we do now?
[13:36] R
    We don't stand a chance
    against those man-slayers!
[13:40] Hij
    It's happening!
[13:41] Gin
    Settle down.
[13:43] Gin
    They can't just storm the place so easily.
[13:46] Gin
    You guys have us hostages.
[13:50] Hij
    Whose side are you on?!
[13:52] Gin
    If they could storm the place, they would've
    done it before you took any hostages.
[13:58] Gin
    Which means they've not fully
    assembled here yet for some reason.
[14:02] Gin
    Get it?
[14:03] R
    I-I see.
[14:04] Hij
    That's not how a hostage should be acting!
[14:05] R
    By the way, who are you?
[14:06] Hij
    What kind of stance are you taking?!
[14:07] Gin
    Never mind me.
[14:09] Gin
    That said, it's only a matter
    of time until the fuzz get here.
[14:12] Gin
    If you're gonna run, it's now or never.
[14:14] Gin
    But taking all the hostages
    with you will slow you down.
[14:19] Gin
    When it comes to hostages,
[14:20] Gin
    just having one who'll help
    you lose the cops is enough.
[14:24] Gin
    In other words...
[14:26] R
    The cop over there, right?!
[14:29] Hij
    Hold on a second!
[14:30] Gin
    There you have it.
[14:32] Gin
    I'll handle the rest,
[14:36] Gin
    so you guys take care, too.
[14:38] R
    Thank you very much!
[14:40] Hij
    Thank you, my ass!
[14:42] Hij
    He's turned into the leader
    of the robbers' gang now!
[14:45] Gin
    Hijikata-kun, you don't have
    to worry about the rest, either.
[14:50] Gin
    I'll take good care of it all.
[14:55] Hij
    Th-That bastard! He really had noticed!
[14:59] Gin
    Adios, Mr. Cop-Turned-Cat-Burglar.
[15:02] Gin
    I'm willing to take 300 yen out of the 300
    million to buy flowers for your funeral,
[15:06] Gin
    so I hope you rest in peace.
[15:09] Hij
    Wait!
[15:10] Hij
    Wait a second!
[15:13] Hij
    That guy has 300 million!
[15:17] Gin
    Huh?
[15:21] Gin
    What is wrong with you?
[15:23] Gin
    Why'd you tell them about
    the 300 million yourself?!
[15:25] Hij
    I'd rather give it to them
    than let you have it!
[15:29] Gin
    Let me have it? It was
    mine in the first place!
[15:31] Hij
    The old lady gave it to me! Where it
    was before that means nothing to me!
[15:35] Gin
    Should a cop really be pocketing stuff?!
[15:37] Hij
    That was the old crone! I just got it from her!
[15:40] R
    Quit your fightin'.
[15:42] R
    300 million...
[15:43] R
    Talk about an unexpected windfall.
[15:46] R
    Tell us where you got it stashed.
[15:48] Hij
    Oh, yeah.
[15:50] Hij
    These guys don't know about
    the lottery ticket yet.
[15:53] Hij
    U-Uh, well...
[15:55] Hij
    His wealthy grandma passed away recently.
[15:58] Hij
    He ended up getting the entire inheritance.
[16:01] Hij
    Isn't that right?
[16:03] Gin
    Y-Yeah...
[16:04] Gin
    I was quite the grandma's boy, you see.
[16:07] Hij
    That's the way.
[16:08] Hij
    We can still protect it.
[16:09] Hij
    We can still protect the lottery ticket!
[16:12] R
    So, where's that inheritance?
SIGN    Oedo Hozumi Bank
[16:15] R
    Listen up.
[16:16] R
    Keep yer trap shut and
    just withdraw the cash.
[16:20] R
    If you try anythin' funny,
[16:21] R
    I'll kill him right away.
[16:24] Gin
    Oh, it's okay. You can actually
    kill him right now if you want.
[16:27] Hij
    No, it's not!
[16:28] Hij
    You know what to do, right?
[16:31] Gin
    Like hell I do!
[16:33] Gin
    Where am I supposed to find
    an account with 300 million?
[16:35] Gin
    Where am I supposed to find a grandma?!
[16:36] Hij
    You can do it.
[16:38] Hij
    I believe in you. I believe
    you're a grandma's boy.
[16:41] Gin
    The only way to get 300
    million is to use this!
[16:45] Gin
    But that would mean protecting
    the ticket was pointless!
[16:49] Gin
    Oh, hell.
[16:52] W
    Welcome.
[16:53] W
    What can we do for you?
[16:54] Gin
    Uh, I can't show it right now,
[16:59] Gin
    but I'll definitely pay you back with this,
[17:02] Gin
    so could you quietly fork
    out 300 million for now?
[17:09] Hij
    That was a bank robbery!
[17:11] Hij
    You totally robbed that bank!
[17:14] Gin
    Don't say it like that!
[17:15] Gin
    It was just a loan!
[17:17] Gin
    I gave her a sneak peek at the ticket!
[17:19] Hij
    Reaching into your pocket with a face like
    that would just make it look like a gun!
[17:23] Gin
    You should be grateful I saved both the
    lottery ticket and your life, dumbass!
[17:28] R
    Way to go, bro.
[17:29] R
    I can't believe you stole 300
    million without a weapon.
[17:33] Hij
    They recognized your skills!
[17:34] Hij
    The robbers are tipping their hat to you!
SIGN    Arrest
[17:38] C
    Pull over, truck!
[17:41] R
    I-It's the fuzz!
[17:43] R
    They've come to throw us in the slammer!
[17:45] Hij
    That's not it, right?
[17:46] Hij
    It's definitely you they're after, right?
[17:49] Gin
    I-I haven't committed any crimes!
[17:54] C
    What's that?
[17:56] C
    A lottery ti—
[17:58] Hij
    You saw nothing, right?
[18:01] Hij
    You never saw a lottery ticket, right?!
[18:05] C
    What are you talking about?!
[18:12] Gin
    You got rid of the cops!
[18:14] Gin
    You put your body on the line
    to save a gang of robbers!
[18:17] Hij
    Don't say it like that!
[18:19] Hij
    I just went to pick it up.
[18:21] Hij
    It was your fault for carelessly
    throwing it away in the first place!
[18:24] R
    Thanks, dude!
[18:25] R
    You got balls!
[18:28] R
    Let's keep this goin' and escape together!
[18:30] Gin
    There's camaraderie budding over here!
[18:33] Gin
    A sense of solidarity's
    being created as we speak!
[18:35] Gin
    This is bad.
[18:36] Gin
    At this rate, we're gonna end
    up joining a band of thieves!
[18:41] R
    We got trouble!
[18:42] R
    The road's blocked off!
[18:44] R
    They anticipated where
    we'd be and got here first!
[18:46] R
    Hey, what do we do?
[18:48] Gin
    Why are you asking me?!
[18:49] Gin
    Why are you treating us like
    the brains of this gang?!
[18:53] Hij
    All right.
[18:53] Hij
    Now's my chance.
[18:55] Gin
    Hold it right there!
[18:57] Gin
    Where do you think you're
    going with my lottery ticket?
[19:00] Hij
    We're gonna get arrested along
    with these guys if we stay here!
[19:03] Hij
    Now's the time to run!
[19:05] Gin
    Screw you!
[19:06] Gin
    This is mine! Leave it here!
[19:08] Hij
    Wait, wait!
[19:08] Hij
    It'll tear! It'll tear!
[19:11] Hij
    You're gonna destroy it!
[19:13] R
    You heard him!
[19:14] R
    We're gonna destroy that wall!
[19:17] Bo
    Uh...
[19:18] Bo
    That's not what we meant!
[19:23] R
    Yeah! We broke through!
[19:26] R
    We got nothin' to be scared
    of with you guys on our side!
[19:31] R
    Split up and spread out here! Lose the cops!
[19:37] R
    Hijikata-san, Sakata-san...
[19:39] R
    If we live through this and meet
    again, let's share a drink.
[19:45] Hij
    Don't give me that!
[19:47] Hij
    We totally look like the
    leaders of a gang of robbers!
[19:50] Hij
    If anyone sees us here,
[19:51] Hij
    not only will we lose the lottery
    ticket, we'll lose everything!
[19:55] Hij
    What the hell's going on?
[19:56] Hij
    Why are the cops coming after us alone?
[19:59] Hij
    Is it another illusion?
[20:00] Hij
    Is this making me see things again?
[20:03] Hij
    Ever since I got my hands on this,
    the whole world has changed.
[20:07] Hij
    Ever since I got my hands on this,
    the whole world has gone crazy.
[20:13] Gin
    If we're letting a scrap of paper control us,
[20:15] Gin
    then I guess we've got a lot to learn.
[20:19] Gin
    Let's put an end to this.
[20:22] Hij
    Yeah.
[20:24] Hij
    It's high time we opened our eyes.
[20:27] Hij
    A dream worth 300 million is
    too much for the likes of us.
[20:36] Hij
    Being controlled by our own dreams is plenty.
[20:40] Hij
    It's too late to regret anything now.
[20:44] Gin
    I won't.
[20:46] Gin
    Because I have 300 million right here.
[20:50] Hij
    Why the hell did you bring that with you?!
[20:53] Gin
    You didn't look like you'd
    give me the lottery ticket,
[20:56] Gin
    so I figured I could make do with this.
[20:57] Hij
    Are you kidding me?!
[20:59] Hij
    Us being the only ones getting
    chased wasn't an illusion!
[21:01] Hij
    It was your fault!
SIGN    Arrest
[21:08] Oki
    Oh, is that it?
[21:11] Oki
    So you didn't steal that money.
[21:13] Oki
    You just got it back from the robbers, huh?
[21:17] Bo
    Th-That's right.
[21:19] Oki
    I'm sorry.
[21:21] Oki
    It looked for all the world like a
    conversation between robbers.
[21:24] Oki
    Well, we caught all the robbers,
[21:25] R
    Sakata-san, Hijikata-san, see you in prison!
[21:26] Oki
    so I can write it off as an
    undercover investigation.
[21:29] C
    Keep it down!
[21:31] Oki
    However, I can't take responsibility
    for the 300 million that got burned.
[21:43] Oki
    Do you have any ideas on how to pay it back?
[21:47] Bo
    We're gonna go buy lottery tickets.
SIGN    Snack Otose
SIGN    Preview
SIGN    Odd Jobs Gin-chan
[23:25] Gin
    Don't cry until the ending.
SIGN    Guys With Big Nostrils
    Also Have Big Imaginations
[23:29] Gin
    Next episode: "Guys With Big Nostrils
    Also Have Big Imaginations."
SIGN    Sugar Content
SIGN    Preview
[23:34] Gin
    Finally on air.
SIGN    Preview
[23:37] Gin
    We're gonna make a mascot
    for Kabuki District.
SIGN    You Never Accept a New
    Sentai Series at the Start,
    But By the Final Episode,
    You Don't Want It to End
[23:39] Gin
    Next episode: "You Never Accept
    a New Sentai Series at the Start,
[23:44] Gin
    But By the Final Episode,
    You Don't Want It to End."
SIGN    Next week, we try making posters to attract new customers
SIGN    and making a mascot to improve Kabuki District's image,
SIGN    but as you might expect, we're already enjoying
SIGN    walking a tightrope and seeing where the wind takes us.