# E273 - When Compared to Time in the Heavens, Fifty Years of Human Life Resembles Naught but Dreams and Lottery Tickets
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***SIGN*** When Compared to Time in the Heavens,
Fifty Years of Human Life Resembles
Naught but Dreams and Lottery Tickets
***SIGN*** Cigarettes
**[01:36] Hij**
The usual, Gran.
***SIGN*** Cigarettes
***SIGN*** Lottery Tickets Available
**[01:38] W**
Oh, Toshi-san.
**[01:40] W**
Do you have any interest in lottery tickets?
**[01:45] Hij**
Have I ever come here to buy
anything but cigarettes?
**[01:49] W**
That's not what I'm talking about.
**[01:51] W**
Look at this.
***SIGN*** Monsoon Jumbo Lottery
**[01:54] W**
Someone bought a bunch of tickets,
but dropped one while leaving.
**[01:58] W**
I've been holding on to it all this time.
**[02:00] W**
Do you want it?
**[02:02] Hij**
Sorry, but I don't have any worthless
dreams I'd entrust to a scrap of paper.
**[02:08] W**
You really don't know how to have fun, do you?
**[02:11] W**
No wonder you burn through more
and more cigarettes every year.
***SIGN*** Lottery Tickets Available
***SIGN*** Cigarettes
**[02:15] W**
Nobody actually believes
they're gonna win the lottery.
**[02:20] W**
It's not about results.
**[02:22] W**
The real joy lies in all the fantasizing
and dreaming you get to do
**[02:25] W**
until the results come in.
**[02:27] W**
You ought to quit glaring at
your accounts all the time,
***SIGN*** Monsoon Jumbo Lottery
**[02:32] W**
and just put this piece of paper in your pocket.
**[02:35] W**
I'm sure that alone will make
the world look a lot different.
***SIGN*** Lottery Tickets Available
**[02:39] Hij**
Give it a rest, Gran.
**[02:41] Hij**
Besides, I'm a cop.
**[02:43] Hij**
I can't just pocket someone
else's lost property.
**[02:47] W**
But isn't hanging on to lost
items part of a cop's job?
**[02:54] Hij**
*This is stupid.*
**[02:56] Hij**
* My dreams aren't cheap enough to be*
* bought with a scrap of paper like this.*
**[03:00] Oki**
What are you reading that's
got you so enthralled, Kondo-san?
**[03:03] Kon**
Lottery results.
**[03:06] Kon**
I bought about ten tickets on a whim.
**[03:09] Kon**
I was so close!
**[03:10] Kon**
I almost won 300 million yen!
**[03:14] Kon**
*A samurai must*
**[03:16] Kon**
* achieve his dreams through*
* the swing of his sword alone.*
**[03:20] Kon**
*Most of all, you can't call a dream*
**[03:22] Kon**
* that can be bought with a lottery*
* ticket, with money, a dream.*
**[03:27] Kon**
* A samurai has no need for*
* this puny piece of paper.*
**[03:30] Oki**
What's with this number?
**[03:33] Oki**
Kondo-san, you got everything
but the V wrong.
**[03:37] Oki**
The winning ticket is V-5739628.
***SIGN*** Pot 22 V-5739628
**[03:41] Oki**
If you call this close,
**[03:43] Oki**
Hijikata-san was just as close
with his V-shaped bangs.
**[03:47] Oki**
Right, Hijikata-san?
**[03:50] Hij**
What? My hair isn't V-shaped at all.
**[03:52] Hij**
I wasn't close at all.
**[03:54] Hij**
I don't have any interest in lotteries at all!
**[03:57] Oki**
Hijikata-san?
***SIGN*** Shoot, I'm out of cigarettes.
***SIGN*** I'm gonna go buy some.
**[04:03] Kon**
T-Toshi?
**[04:04] Kon**
Hey, Toshi!
**[04:10] Hij**
*I-I won!*
**[04:13] Hij**
*I won 300 million!*
**[04:16] Hij**
*You gotta be kidding me!*
**[04:18] Hij**
* The chances of a lottery ticket you*
* randomly happen to get being the winner*
**[04:22] Hij**
* are as astronomical as two guys*
* who randomly happened*
**[04:25] Hij**
* to be born as twins both randomly*
* happening to be gay and not need a pair!*
**[04:28] Hij**
*C-Calm down.*
**[04:30] Hij**
* F-First, I need to cash in*
* Piko and Osugi's pairs...*
**[04:34] Hij**
*N-No, no, no! The lottery ticket!*
**[04:36] Hij**
*B-But should I?*
**[04:38] Hij**
*This is lost property.*
**[04:39] Hij**
*Wasn't I just holding on to it for its owner?*
**[04:42] Hij**
*But not doing anything is dangerous.*
**[04:45] Hij**
* There's no telling when somebody might*
* realize there's 300 million right here*
**[04:47] Hij**
*and come after the lottery ticket.*
**[04:50] Hij**
*For now, it'd be safer*
**[04:53] Hij**
*to invest the 300 million in mayonnaise.*
**[04:55] Hij**
*Right.*
**[04:57] Hij**
*I'll just turn it into a mayonnaise palace*
**[04:59] Hij**
* and mayonnaise pools and*
* look after it that way.*
**[05:01] Hij**
* Real estate and mayonnaise*
* don't fluctuate in value much.*
**[05:04] Hij**
*I'll be able to return it quickly.*
**[05:05] Hij**
* With that decided, I should*
* head to the bank right away.*
**[05:15] Mo**
That dude's got a lottery
ticket worth 300 million!
**[05:19] Hij**
*Th-This is...*
**[05:21] (Flashback) W**
Just put this piece of paper in your pocket.
**[05:24] (Flashback) W**
I'm sure that alone will make
the world look a lot different.
**[05:28] Hij**
*Th-The world does look different!*
**[05:32] Hij**
*E-Everyone looks like they have mohawks...*
**[05:35] Mo**
Woohoo! Lottery ticket!
**[05:38] Hij**
*That's what they look like!*
**[05:41] Hij**
* J-Just putting a scrap of paper in*
* my pocket is making it look like*
**[05:44] Hij**
* the world's filled with mohawked*
* ruffians coming after it!*
**[05:47] Hij**
* What kind of demonic paper*
* did I get my hands on?!*
**[05:51] Hij**
*Calm down!*
**[05:52] Hij**
* This is a hallucination!*
* They're all illusions!*
**[05:55] Hij**
*Get lost, mohawks!*
**[05:57] Hij**
*You are already dead!*
**[06:01] Gin**
Wh-Whoa there.
**[06:02] Gin**
That's dangerous.
**[06:04] Gin**
What the hell are you doing?
**[06:06] Hij**
*O-Oh no!*
**[06:06] Hij**
W-Well, there was this guy with a mohawk!
**[06:08] Hij**
* Forget mohawks, this is the last*
* guy I want to meet right now!*
**[06:08] Gin**
Mohawk?
**[06:09] Hij**
A Joi rebel with a mohawk in the crowd!
**[06:12] Hij**
*I've run into Raoh, of all people!*
**[06:15] Gin**
I don't really get it,
**[06:17] Gin**
but a cop just attacked a
civilian in broad daylight.
**[06:19] Gin**
This is gonna be quite the scandal.
**[06:23] Gin**
I'd better get around 300
million in compensat—
**[06:25] Hij**
Like hell I have 300 million!
**[06:28] Hij**
I do *not* have 300 million!
**[06:30] Hij**
I *definitely* don't have 300 million!
**[06:32] Hij**
I swear to god I don't have 300 million!
**[06:35] Gin**
I-I know. It was just a joke.
**[06:37] Hij**
There are things you shouldn't
say even as a joke!
**[06:40] Hij**
Apologize!
**[06:40] Hij**
Apologize to me and the 300 million!
**[06:44] Gin**
*I* have to apologize?
**[06:46] Gin**
I'm in the wrong?
**[06:47] Hij**
* What's with this guy?*
* Why'd he bring up 300 million?*
**[06:50] Hij**
*Don't tell me... he knows?*
**[06:52] Gin**
That was a hell of a reaction
to the phrase "300 million."
**[06:55] Gin**
Did you buy a lottery ticket?
**[06:59] Gin**
Actually, I used what little money
I had to buy some dreams, too,
**[07:03] Gin**
but they all went up in flames.
**[07:05] Gin**
Did you know?
**[07:06] Gin**
Apparently that cigarette store on Third
sold a ticket worth 300 million.
**[07:09] Gin**
I bought ten tickets from there,
**[07:12] Gin**
but I seem to have dropped one somewhere.
**[07:15] Gin**
I asked the hag, and she
said she didn't have a clue.
**[07:18] Gin**
When I think that it could've been the one,
**[07:21] Gin**
I just can't give up on it.
**[07:23] Hij**
*I-It was him!*
**[07:26] Hij**
*The ticket that won 300 million was his!*
**[07:28] Hij**
*He really does know everything.*
**[07:31] Hij**
* He's playing dumb, but he's come to*
* take the lottery ticket back from me!*
**[07:34] Hij**
*Why?*
**[07:35] Hij**
* Why did this hooligan of a*
* samurai have to win 300 million?*
**[07:38] Hij**
* I'd rather use the 300 million to*
* wipe my ass and flush it down*
**[07:41] Hij**
*the toilet than hand it over to him!*
**[07:43] Hij**
*He's got something in his pocket!*
**[07:44] Gin**
Did someone report it to
you cops as a lost item?
**[07:45] Hij**
*Don't tell me...*
**[07:47] Gin**
I'll file a lost property report,
so let me know if you find it.
**[07:51] Gin**
From the afterlife!
**[07:52] Hij**
*Bring it on!*
**[07:54] Hij**
*If that's what you want, you got it!*
**[07:56] G**
Today's the grand opening
of our gardening store!
**[07:58] G**
If you'd like... Woo-hah!
**[07:59] Hij**
*Shit!*
**[08:01] Hij**
*He'd already snuck his men behind me!*
**[08:03] G**
Aw, yeah! Visit our gardening store!
**[08:03] Hij**
*No. That's not it.*
**[08:05] Hij**
Quit spacing out!
**[08:09] Hij**
We're getting outta here!
**[08:11] Hij**
You've already got hitmen on your tail, too!
**[08:14] Gin**
Huh? Hitmen?
**[08:15] Gin**
Where?
**[08:16] Hij**
Someone must've overheard your
conversation with the old lady!
**[08:20] Gin**
What are you even talking about?!
**[08:21] Hij**
Can't you tell?!
**[08:23] Hij**
We are... This lottery ticket is...
**[08:26] Hij**
being targeted by some
kind of mohawk syndicate!
**[08:28] Gin**
What kind of syndicate is that?!
**[08:30] Hij**
I can't believe they deployed so many mohawks
**[08:31] Hij**
all over town in such a short time.
**[08:33] Hij**
Our enemies are clearly mohawk pros!
**[08:36] Hij**
And a pretty huge mohawk syndicate, to boot!
**[08:38] Gin**
I don't see any mohawks anywhere!
**[08:40] Gin**
And what the hell is a mohawk syndicate?!
**[08:42] Hij**
Watch out!
**[08:43] Hij**
A mohawk's launching an acid attack!
**[08:47] Hij**
Watch out!
**[08:48] Hij**
A mohawk car's launching a kamikaze attack!
**[08:53] Hij**
Watch out!
**[08:54] Hij**
Band members with mohawks!
**[08:56] Hij**
Get with the times.
**[08:58] Gin**
Watch out, my ass! You're the one
I should be watching out for!
**[09:01] Gin**
Just what the hell are you seeing?!
**[09:03] Hij**
Can't you see all those
hitmen with mohawks in town?
**[09:07] Gin**
I told you, there are no mohawks anywhere!
**[09:10] Hij**
No way. You're kidding me.
**[09:11] Gin**
I'm not!
**[09:13] Gin**
What the hell have you been
doing all this time?!
**[09:15] Hij**
*Don't tell me...*
**[09:17] Hij**
*Was all this an illusion I had because I'm holding this ticket for 300 million?*
**[09:21] Hij**
* Actually, it looks like he doesn't know*
* I have the winning ticket after all.*
**[09:28] Hij**
I-I see.
**[09:30] Hij**
Looks like I've been having
a bad dream for a while.
**[09:33] Hij**
I ended up showing a pathetic side of myself.
**[09:35] Hij**
Please forget it.
**[09:37] Hij**
Anyway, I need to visit the bank—
**[09:39] Gin**
Hold it.
**[09:41] Gin**
It was no dream.
**[09:43] Gin**
At the very least, the scandalous
atrocities you committed to me weren't.
**[09:48] Gin**
Didn't you mention something
about a lottery ticket earlier?
**[09:52] Gin**
What exactly do you need
to visit the bank for?
***SIGN*** Yotsui Bank
**[09:54] Hij**
I didn't win. I didn't win!
**[09:57] Hij**
Like hell I won!
**[09:58] Hij**
What makes you say I won?
**[10:01] Gin**
I didn't say you did, though.
**[10:03] Gin**
So you won, huh?
**[10:04] Hij**
I told you, I didn't win!
**[10:06] Hij**
Go away! Forget all about this!
**[10:08] Gin**
How much?
**[10:10] Gin**
How much did you win?
**[10:11] Hij**
Fine!
**[10:12] Hij**
I'll buy you some chocolate parfaits.
**[10:14] Hij**
I'll buy you as many as you want,
so could you please go away?
**[10:18] R**
Hands up.
**[10:22] R**
I said hands up.
**[10:24] Hij**
Yeah, yeah.
**[10:25] Hij**
I've had enough of you illusions already.
**[10:28] Hij**
Move.
**[10:29] Hij**
You're in my way, you mohawk trash.
**[10:32] Gin**
Hijikata-kun, Hijikata-kun!
**[10:35] Gin**
These really are men with mohawks.
**[10:38] Hij**
Huh?
***SIGN*** Yotsui Bank
**[10:50] R**
Don't make a fuss.
**[10:52] R**
If anyone tries somethin' funny,
**[10:55] R**
we'll riddle every last
one of you with bullets.
**[11:00] Hij**
*How did it end up like this?*
**[11:03] Hij**
*I overcame all kinds of mohawk illusions*
**[11:05] Hij**
* and was one step away from*
* cashing in the lottery ticket,*
**[11:09] Hij**
* and then I run into a gang of robbers*
* with mohawks just before the finish line?*
**[11:13] Hij**
* I can't tell illusionary mohawks*
* from real ones anymore.*
**[11:19] Gin**
This has turned into a pain in the ass.
**[11:22] Gin**
Aren't you a cop?
**[11:24] Gin**
You're not ashamed to watch
a crime unfold before your eyes?
**[11:27] Gin**
Cops sure are something.
**[11:30] Gin**
I'd be going beet red with embarrassment.
**[11:32] Hij**
*Shut up and keep your nose out of this!*
**[11:35] Hij**
*Right now, I'm no ordinary cop!*
**[11:37] Hij**
* I've got a lottery ticket worth*
* 300 million in my pocket.*
**[11:40] Hij**
* I'm a cop with bait hanging*
* from my entire body!*
**[11:44] Hij**
* If the robbers notice the existence*
* of this lottery ticket...*
**[11:49] R**
Yahoo! Talk about an unexpected bonus!
**[11:53] Hij**
*No, it'd be even worse if he noticed it.*
**[11:57] Hij**
*I can't do anything stupid.*
**[11:59] Hij**
* The hostages' lives and 300*
* million are at stake here.*
**[12:03] Hij**
* I should sit tight and wait*
* for the storm to pass.*
**[12:06] R**
Aight, y'all.
**[12:07] R**
Time to go through your belongings.
**[12:09] R**
If you got any valuables,
cough 'em all up right now.
**[12:14] Gin**
Oh, come on.
**[12:15] Gin**
You came to rob the bank,
**[12:17] Gin**
and now you're even robbing
civilians of their pocket change?
**[12:20] Gin**
For robbers, you guys sure are cheap.
**[12:23] R**
Who said that just now?
**[12:24] Hij**
*Keep your damn mouth shut!*
**[12:27] Gin**
Sorry.
**[12:28] Gin**
I tried to stop him, but he just can't
keep his sense of justice in check.
**[12:32] Hij**
*M-Me?!*
**[12:33] Gin**
That's enough.
**[12:34] Hij**
No, I—
**[12:35] R**
Cheeky bastard.
**[12:37] R**
Let's start with you.
**[12:39] R**
Cough up everythin' you got!
**[12:41] Hij**
*What the hell have you done?!*
**[12:43] Hij**
* I-I can't show them the lottery*
* ticket, no matter what!*
**[12:46] R**
Hurry up!
**[12:47] Hij**
*I-If that's how it is...*
***SIGN*** Special Police Shinsengumi
**[12:51] Hij**
Will this do?
**[12:53] R**
A-A police badge?!
**[12:55] R**
You can't be...
**[12:57] Hij**
I'm Hijikata Toshiro,
vice chief of the Shinsengumi.
**[13:01] Hij**
U-Unfortunately for you, the police
caught wind of your plan long ago.
**[13:06] Hij**
Th-The Shinsengumi already
have this bank surrounded.
***SIGN*** Yotsui Bank
**[13:11] Hij**
The moment I give the signal,
they'll storm the place.
**[13:14] Hij**
You'll all get chopped into pieces.
**[13:16] Kon**
Yes! I cut off its tail!
**[13:19] Oki**
It's so boring to be off-duty.
**[13:21] Hij**
If you don't wanna die, put your
weapons down and surrender.
**[13:25] Hij**
We won't hurt you.
**[13:26] Hij**
*Please, believe me!*
**[13:28] Hij**
*Fall for it!*
**[13:31] R**
Sh-Shit! I can't believe everything
got leaked to the fuzz!
**[13:35] R**
What do we do now?
**[13:36] R**
We don't stand a chance
against those man-slayers!
**[13:40] Hij**
*It's happening!*
**[13:41] Gin**
Settle down.
**[13:43] Gin**
They can't just storm the place so easily.
**[13:46] Gin**
You guys have us hostages.
**[13:50] Hij**
*Whose side are you on?!*
**[13:52] Gin**
If they could storm the place, they would've
done it before you took any hostages.
**[13:58] Gin**
Which means they've not fully
assembled here yet for some reason.
**[14:02] Gin**
Get it?
**[14:03] R**
I-I see.
**[14:04] Hij**
*That's not how a hostage should be acting!*
**[14:05] R**
By the way, who are you?
**[14:06] Hij**
*What kind of stance are you taking?!*
**[14:07] Gin**
Never mind me.
**[14:09] Gin**
That said, it's only a matter
of time until the fuzz get here.
**[14:12] Gin**
If you're gonna run, it's now or never.
**[14:14] Gin**
But taking all the hostages
with you will slow you down.
**[14:19] Gin**
When it comes to hostages,
**[14:20] Gin**
just having one who'll help
you lose the cops is enough.
**[14:24] Gin**
In other words...
**[14:26] R**
The cop over there, right?!
**[14:29] Hij**
*Hold on a second!*
**[14:30] Gin**
There you have it.
**[14:32] Gin**
I'll handle the rest,
**[14:36] Gin**
so you guys take care, too.
**[14:38] R**
Thank you very much!
**[14:40] Hij**
*Thank you, my ass!*
**[14:42] Hij**
* He's turned into the leader*
* of the robbers' gang now!*
**[14:45] Gin**
Hijikata-kun, you don't have
to worry about the rest, either.
**[14:50] Gin**
I'll take good care of it all.
**[14:55] Hij**
*Th-That bastard! He really had noticed!*
**[14:59] Gin**
*Adios, Mr. Cop-Turned-Cat-Burglar.*
**[15:02] Gin**
* I'm willing to take 300 yen out of the 300*
* million to buy flowers for your funeral,*
**[15:06] Gin**
*so I hope you rest in peace.*
**[15:09] Hij**
Wait!
**[15:10] Hij**
Wait a second!
**[15:13] Hij**
That guy has 300 million!
**[15:17] Gin**
Huh?
**[15:21] Gin**
What is wrong with you?
**[15:23] Gin**
Why'd you tell them about
the 300 million yourself?!
**[15:25] Hij**
I'd rather give it to them
than let you have it!
**[15:29] Gin**
Let me have it? It was
mine in the first place!
**[15:31] Hij**
The old lady gave it to me! Where it
was before that means nothing to me!
**[15:35] Gin**
Should a cop really be pocketing stuff?!
**[15:37] Hij**
That was the old crone! I just got it from her!
**[15:40] R**
Quit your fightin'.
**[15:42] R**
300 million...
**[15:43] R**
Talk about an unexpected windfall.
**[15:46] R**
Tell us where you got it stashed.
**[15:48] Hij**
*Oh, yeah.*
**[15:50] Hij**
* These guys don't know about*
* the lottery ticket yet.*
**[15:53] Hij**
U-Uh, well...
**[15:55] Hij**
His wealthy grandma passed away recently.
**[15:58] Hij**
He ended up getting the entire inheritance.
**[16:01] Hij**
Isn't that right?
**[16:03] Gin**
Y-Yeah...
**[16:04] Gin**
I was quite the grandma's boy, you see.
**[16:07] Hij**
*That's the way.*
**[16:08] Hij**
*We can still protect it.*
**[16:09] Hij**
*We can still protect the lottery ticket!*
**[16:12] R**
So, where's that inheritance?
***SIGN*** Oedo Hozumi Bank
**[16:15] R**
Listen up.
**[16:16] R**
Keep yer trap shut and
just withdraw the cash.
**[16:20] R**
If you try anythin' funny,
**[16:21] R**
I'll kill him right away.
**[16:24] Gin**
Oh, it's okay. You can actually
kill him right now if you want.
**[16:27] Hij**
No, it's not!
**[16:28] Hij**
You know what to do, right?
**[16:31] Gin**
*Like hell I do!*
**[16:33] Gin**
* Where am I supposed to find*
* an account with 300 million?*
**[16:35] Gin**
*Where am I supposed to find a grandma?!*
**[16:36] Hij**
*You can do it.*
**[16:38] Hij**
* I believe in you. I believe*
* you're a grandma's boy.*
**[16:41] Gin**
* The only way to get 300*
* million is to use this!*
**[16:45] Gin**
* But that would mean protecting*
* the ticket was pointless!*
**[16:49] Gin**
*Oh, hell.*
**[16:52] W**
Welcome.
**[16:53] W**
What can we do for you?
**[16:54] Gin**
Uh, I can't show it right now,
**[16:59] Gin**
but I'll definitely pay you back with this,
**[17:02] Gin**
so could you quietly fork
out 300 million for now?
**[17:09] Hij**
That was a bank robbery!
**[17:11] Hij**
You totally robbed that bank!
**[17:14] Gin**
Don't say it like that!
**[17:15] Gin**
It was just a loan!
**[17:17] Gin**
I gave her a sneak peek at the ticket!
**[17:19] Hij**
Reaching into your pocket with a face like
that would just make it look like a gun!
**[17:23] Gin**
You should be grateful I saved both the
lottery ticket and your life, dumbass!
**[17:28] R**
Way to go, bro.
**[17:29] R**
I can't believe you stole 300
million without a weapon.
**[17:33] Hij**
They recognized your skills!
**[17:34] Hij**
The robbers are tipping their hat to you!
***SIGN*** Arrest
**[17:38] C**
Pull over, truck!
**[17:41] R**
I-It's the fuzz!
**[17:43] R**
They've come to throw us in the slammer!
**[17:45] Hij**
That's not it, right?
**[17:46] Hij**
It's definitely you they're after, right?
**[17:49] Gin**
I-I haven't committed any crimes!
**[17:54] C**
What's that?
**[17:56] C**
A lottery ti—
**[17:58] Hij**
You saw nothing, right?
**[18:01] Hij**
You never saw a lottery ticket, right?!
**[18:05] C**
What are you talking about?!
**[18:12] Gin**
You got rid of the cops!
**[18:14] Gin**
You put your body on the line
to save a gang of robbers!
**[18:17] Hij**
Don't say it like that!
**[18:19] Hij**
I just went to pick it up.
**[18:21] Hij**
It was your fault for carelessly
throwing it away in the first place!
**[18:24] R**
Thanks, dude!
**[18:25] R**
You got balls!
**[18:28] R**
Let's keep this goin' and escape together!
**[18:30] Gin**
*There's camaraderie budding over here!*
**[18:33] Gin**
* A sense of solidarity's*
* being created as we speak!*
**[18:35] Gin**
*This is bad.*
**[18:36] Gin**
* At this rate, we're gonna end*
* up joining a band of thieves!*
**[18:41] R**
We got trouble!
**[18:42] R**
The road's blocked off!
**[18:44] R**
They anticipated where
we'd be and got here first!
**[18:46] R**
Hey, what do we do?
**[18:48] Gin**
Why are you asking me?!
**[18:49] Gin**
Why are you treating us like
the brains of this gang?!
**[18:53] Hij**
All right.
**[18:53] Hij**
Now's my chance.
**[18:55] Gin**
Hold it right there!
**[18:57] Gin**
Where do you think you're
going with my lottery ticket?
**[19:00] Hij**
We're gonna get arrested along
with these guys if we stay here!
**[19:03] Hij**
Now's the time to run!
**[19:05] Gin**
Screw you!
**[19:06] Gin**
This is mine! Leave it here!
**[19:08] Hij**
Wait, wait!
**[19:08] Hij**
It'll tear! It'll tear!
**[19:11] Hij**
You're gonna destroy it!
**[19:13] R**
You heard him!
**[19:14] R**
We're gonna destroy that wall!
**[19:17] Bo**
Uh...
**[19:18] Bo**
That's not what we meant!
**[19:23] R**
Yeah! We broke through!
**[19:26] R**
We got nothin' to be scared
of with you guys on our side!
**[19:31] R**
Split up and spread out here! Lose the cops!
**[19:37] R**
Hijikata-san, Sakata-san...
**[19:39] R**
If we live through this and meet
again, let's share a drink.
**[19:45] Hij**
Don't give me that!
**[19:47] Hij**
We totally look like the
leaders of a gang of robbers!
**[19:50] Hij**
If anyone sees us here,
**[19:51] Hij**
not only will we lose the lottery
ticket, we'll lose everything!
**[19:55] Hij**
What the hell's going on?
**[19:56] Hij**
Why are the cops coming after us alone?
**[19:59] Hij**
Is it another illusion?
**[20:00] Hij**
Is this making me see things again?
**[20:03] Hij**
Ever since I got my hands on this,
the whole world has changed.
**[20:07] Hij**
Ever since I got my hands on this,
the whole world has gone crazy.
**[20:13] Gin**
If we're letting a scrap of paper control us,
**[20:15] Gin**
then I guess we've got a lot to learn.
**[20:19] Gin**
Let's put an end to this.
**[20:22] Hij**
Yeah.
**[20:24] Hij**
It's high time we opened our eyes.
**[20:27] Hij**
A dream worth 300 million is
too much for the likes of us.
**[20:36] Hij**
Being controlled by our own dreams is plenty.
**[20:40] Hij**
It's too late to regret anything now.
**[20:44] Gin**
I won't.
**[20:46] Gin**
Because I have 300 million right here.
**[20:50] Hij**
Why the hell did you bring that with you?!
**[20:53] Gin**
You didn't look like you'd
give me the lottery ticket,
**[20:56] Gin**
so I figured I could make do with this.
**[20:57] Hij**
Are you kidding me?!
**[20:59] Hij**
Us being the only ones getting
chased wasn't an illusion!
**[21:01] Hij**
It was your fault!
***SIGN*** Arrest
**[21:08] Oki**
Oh, is that it?
**[21:11] Oki**
So you didn't steal that money.
**[21:13] Oki**
You just got it back from the robbers, huh?
**[21:17] Bo**
Th-That's right.
**[21:19] Oki**
I'm sorry.
**[21:21] Oki**
It looked for all the world like a
conversation between robbers.
**[21:24] Oki**
Well, we caught all the robbers,
**[21:25] R**
Sakata-san, Hijikata-san, see you in prison!
**[21:26] Oki**
so I can write it off as an
undercover investigation.
**[21:29] C**
Keep it down!
**[21:31] Oki**
However, I can't take responsibility
for the 300 million that got burned.
**[21:43] Oki**
Do you have any ideas on how to pay it back?
**[21:47] Bo**
We're gonna go buy lottery tickets.
***SIGN*** Snack Otose
***SIGN*** Preview
***SIGN*** Odd Jobs Gin-chan
**[23:25] Gin**
Don't cry until the ending.
***SIGN*** Guys With Big Nostrils
Also Have Big Imaginations
**[23:29] Gin**
Next episode: "Guys With Big Nostrils
Also Have Big Imaginations."
***SIGN*** Sugar Content
***SIGN*** Preview
**[23:34] Gin**
Finally on air.
***SIGN*** Preview
**[23:37] Gin**
We're gonna make a mascot
for Kabuki District.
***SIGN*** You Never Accept a New
Sentai Series at the Start,
But By the Final Episode,
You Don't Want It to End
**[23:39] Gin**
Next episode: "You Never Accept
a New Sentai Series at the Start,
**[23:44] Gin**
But By the Final Episode,
You Don't Want It to End."
***SIGN*** Next week, we try making posters to attract new customers
***SIGN*** and making a mascot to improve Kabuki District's image,
***SIGN*** but as you might expect, we're already enjoying
***SIGN*** walking a tightrope and seeing where the wind takes us.