E239 - You know those year-end parties where you keep drinking until you've forgotten everything that happened the past year? There are a few things you're not supposed to forget

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SIGN    We're approaching the end of another year so let's look back at this year's Gintama anime!!
SIGN    ...By drinking!!
SIGN    You know those year-end parties where you keep drinking until you've forgotten everything that happened the past year? There are a few things you're not supposed to forget.
[01:47] All
    Here's to another year!
[01:50] Shin
    Yeah, another year's gone by.
[01:52] Shin
    That was so fast.
[01:53] Kagura
    Not surprising. A lot happened this year.
[01:56] Kagura
    A Gintama recompilation,
    producer P making noise,
[01:59] Kagura
    more incidents than I can count.
[02:01] Shin
    We're the only ones who
    would remember any of that.
[02:03] Shin
    Well, it was a rough time,
[02:04] ---
    but we can look back now and laugh about the memories.
[02:07] Shin
    Let's do our best again next year, Gin-san.
[02:10] Gin
    Don't start celebrating!
[02:12] Kagura
    What was that for, Gin-chan?
[02:14] Gin
    Why are you fools acting like
    the year's already over?
[02:18] Shin
    Uh, isn't that what this party is for?
[02:19] Gin
    Haven't you heard the saying that if
    you want to make it a hundred leagues,
[02:22] Gin
    consider ninety leagues the halfway point?
[02:23] Gin
    Sure, we're still on the air,
[02:26] Gin
    but if we get too excited and screw up,
[02:28] ---
    this show will kick the can.
[02:30] Gin
    We must be extremely careful
    as we take the last step.
[02:35] Shin
    S-Sorry...
[02:37] Shin
    I guess I was a little too excited.
[02:39] Kagura
    I'm impressed, Gin-chan.
[02:41] Kagura
    You can stay cool at a year-end party.
[02:43] Gin
    Now I'll play this tape so we can listen
[02:45] ---
    to some cool and have a cool party.
[02:53] Gin
    Sorry about hitting you, Shinpachi.
[02:56] Gin
    Try to control yourself.
[02:58] Shin
    Yes!
[02:58] Gin
    Then I'll pour you some tea.
SIGN    Oolong Tea
[03:00] Shin
    Hey! You're about to get us pulled off air!
[03:04] Shin
    Hey! Are you already drunk?!
[03:06] Shin
    Everyone says that you shouldn't
    let alcohol get the better of you.
[03:08] Gin
    It's okay.
[03:09] Gin
    I need to drink a lot more before
    I start doing anything stupid.
[03:13] Otose
    Oh, you already started?
[03:15] Otose
    That's cold.
[03:16] Gin
    Oh, there you are!
[03:18] Gin
    Hey, bring more booze! Put it on Otose's tab!
[03:21] Otose
    Nobody gave you permission to do that, Curly!
[03:23] Kyubei
    No, the Yagyu will pick up the bill.
[03:25] Otae
    You shouldn't spoil them.
[03:27] Otae
    Um, the man with sunglasses
    will work off the bill.
[03:30] Madao
    Yes! I have a job!
[03:33] Shin
    Is Gin-san really okay?
[03:35] Kagura
    He only gets to drink
    himself silly once a year.
[03:38] Shin
    I hope nothing happens.
[03:48] Gin
    Ow...
[03:50] Gin
    What happened yesterday?
[03:53] Gin
    No good. Can't remember.
[03:55] Gin
    And where am I?
[03:57] Gin
    Why am I naked?
[04:04] Gin
    Hey, what is this?
[04:07] Gin
    No way.
[04:07] Gin
    Wait, no way.
[04:08] Gin
    Really?
[04:09] Gin
    Wait, does this mean...
[04:11] Gin
    I passed the critical point in a Jump show!
[04:14] Gin
    I've made a huge mistake,
    because I was drunk...
SIGN    Indecent behavior at 6 PM!! I was drunk...
[04:18] Gin
    If... If the PTA finds out, we're finished!
[04:21] Gin
    C-Calm down.
[04:22] Gin
    Remember what happened yesterday.
[04:25] Gin
    It's possible that nothing happened.
[04:27] Gin
    Nope! Unfortunately, I
    can't remember a thing!
[04:29] Gin
    Wait, I don't have time for that.
[04:32] Gin
    Who is this?
[04:33] Gin
    I can't remember that either!
[04:34] Gin
    Hopefully, it isn't anyone I know.
[04:36] Gin
    Please!
[04:50] Gin
    F-Forget the critical point!
[04:52] Gin
    I've left the atmosphere!
[05:03] Gin
    U-Uh, sorry...
[05:06] Gin
    I-I can't remember anything...
[05:08] Gin
    Why am I apologizing?!
[05:10] Gin
    Why am I acting all nice?! That's disgusting!
[05:12] Otose
    R-Really. I can't remember anything either.
[05:14] Gin
    Why isn't she looking at me?
[05:16] Gin
    Why is she acting like a woman?!
[05:18] Gin
    Stop it, Gran!
[05:19] Gin
    Don't play dumb!
[05:21] Otose
    That's perfect.
[05:23] Otose
    Neither of us remembers.
[05:26] Otose
    Nothing happened.
[05:27] Otose
    I can accept that.
[05:29] Otose
    Let's just forget about this.
[05:32] Gin
    I can't just forget about this crazy event!
[05:36] Gin
    Yeah, sorry about this.
[05:38] Gin
    Why am I still apologizing?!
[05:39] Gin
    I just sound like a creep!
[05:42] Otose
    Stop it, you sound weird.
[05:44] Otose
    Besides, it's entirely possible
    that nothing actually happened.
[05:47] Gin
    Th-That's true.
[05:49] Gin
    We both got drunk and fell
    asleep in the same bed.
[05:52] Otose
    W-We should be heading home.
[05:54] Otose
    They might be starting to worry about us.
[05:57] Otose
    Oh, but we should probably
    go home separately.
[05:59] Otose
    Don't want anyone to get the wrong idea.
[06:02] Otose
    S-See you later.
[06:03] Gin
    Why are we acting like this
    is some kind of office tryst?!
[06:14] Gin
    I feel sick! I feel sick!
[06:17] Gin
    I can't tell if it's because I'm hung
    over or because I did something nasty!
[06:21] Gin
    Why did this happen?!
[06:22] Gin
    I should have listened
    to Shinpachi's warning!
[06:25] Shin
    Everyone says that you shouldn't
    let alcohol get the better of you.
[06:28] Gin
    It's only been one day, but
    now they seem so far away!
[06:33] Gin
    Feels like it's been ages since
    we were Odd Jobs together!
[06:36] Gin
    Can I no longer go back to
    being the normal person I was?
[06:40] Gin
    How am I supposed to act
    when I walk in the door?
SIGN    Snack Otose
SIGN    Odd Jobs Gin-chan Snack Otose
[06:43] Gin
    And how much do they know?
[06:46] Gin
    Damn! I can't go home!
[06:48] Tama
    Welcome back.
[06:50] Tama
    Were you out all night, Master Gintoki?
[06:52] Gin
    I-I wasn't out all night!
[06:54] Tama
    But it's already morning.
[06:55] Gin
    Y-Yes, but don't make it sound so dirty!
[06:57] Gin
    U-Uh, when I woke up, I
    was next to a dumpster.
[07:01] Gin
    G-Guess I had too much to drink.
[07:03] Tama
    I never asked for an explanation.
[07:05] Tama
    Actually, Lady Otose just
    returned and told me that
[07:07] ---
    she woke up next to a dumpster.
[07:09] Gin
    W-We weren't sleeping next
    to the same dumpster!
[07:11] Gin
    We were in completely different places!
[07:13] Gin
    We weren't sleeping together!
    Don't get the wrong idea!
[07:16] Tama
    What do you mean by that?
[07:19] Gin
    Uh, er, well...
[07:21] Gin
    Damn, I feel sick again!
[07:24] Tama
    Get a hold of yourself.
[07:26] Tama
    How many more bars did you visit?
[07:28] Gin
    W-Well, I actually can't remember.
[07:31] Gin
    What happened?
[07:34] Tama
    Lady Kagura said that she was sleepy,
[07:37] Tama
    so Master Shinpachi took her
    home after the second bar.
[07:40] Tama
    Lady Catherine keeled over at the third bar,
[07:43] Tama
    so I carried her home.
[07:45] Tama
    Everyone was very drunk at this point.
[07:48] Gin
    I see. Who stayed behind?
[07:50] Tama
    Lady Otose, Lady Otae, Lady
    Kyubei, and Master Hasegawa.
[07:54] Tama
    At the third bar, you ran into the ninjas.
[07:58] Tama
    And the fourth bar was going to be in Yoshiwara.
[08:01] Gin
    A-Anyway, Shinpachi and Kagura
    don't know what happened.
[08:05] Gin
    So I only need to worry about the adults.
SIGN    Snack Otose
[08:07] Gin
    It's possible that they were all so drunk
    that they can't remember anything, so what do I do?
[08:09] Gin
    Should I ask them?
[08:11] Tama
    Master Gintoki?
[08:12] Gin
    Either way, I can't go home before
    I've figured out what happened.
[08:14] Gin
    I need to find out if I'm clean.
[08:16] Gin
    But if I'm not, I still can't go home.
SIGN    Kodokan Dojo
[08:20] Gin
    Excuse me!
[08:22] Otae
    Yes?
[08:24] Otae
    G-Gin-san.
[08:25] Gin
    Oh, yesterday was a lot of fun.
[08:27] Gin
    I was wondering if Shinpachi made it home.
[08:30] Gin
    H-How are you doing?
[08:31] Gin
    You were pretty drunk.
[08:34] Gin
    Hey, why did you turn around?
[08:36] Otae
    N-Not really. My job requires
    me to drink all the time.
[08:39] Gin
    Why won't she look at my face?
[08:41] Gin
    Hey, she definitely knows something!
[08:43] Gin
    She knows that Gran and I did the deed?!
[08:45] Gin
    So something actually happened?!
[08:47] Otae
    Um, I don't mind.
[08:50] Otae
    It was the alcohol.
[08:52] Otae
    Just a lapse in judgment.
[08:54] Otae
    Let's forget it ever happened.
[08:56] Otae
    It was a one night mistake.
[08:58] Gin
    You liar! You obviously
    remember what happened!
[09:01] Otae
    I won't tell Shin-chan.
[09:03] Gin
    W-Wait!
[09:04] Gin
    I can't remember anything from yesterday.
[09:07] Gin
    So I don't know what actually happened.
[09:09] Otae
    You can't remember?
[09:13] Gin
    Debris!
[09:16] Otae
    Y-You violated a girl's,
[09:18] Otae
    violated my honor, and you can't remember?!
[09:22] Otae
    That's despicable!
[09:24] Otae
    So it really was just the alcohol.
[09:27] Otae
    I didn't think you were such a creep!
[09:29] Otae
    Never show your face around here again!
[09:32] Gin
    Violated my honor?
[09:34] Gin
    What does that mean?
[09:35] Gin
    Huh? Doesn't she mean Gran's honor?
[09:37] Gin
    But Gran doesn't have
    any honor left anywhere.
[09:40] Gin
    Huh?
[09:43] Gin
    What?!
[09:45] Gin
    Kyubei-kun! Please come out!
[09:48] Gin
    So I slept with Gran and Otae?!
[09:51] Gin
    Could you please open the
    door? It can't be true!
[09:53] ---
    I don't believe it! I refuse to believe it!
[09:56] Gin
    Kyubei-kun!
[09:57] Gin
    I have a question!
[09:58] Gin
    What happened at the fourth bar?
[10:01] Tojo
    We welcome the next lord of
    the Yagyu, Master Gintoki!
[10:06] Gin
    What did you say?
[10:07] Tojo
    I am so grateful!
[10:09] Tojo
    Last night, you were able to convince our
[10:11] ---
    lady to give up her desire to become a man!
[10:13] Tojo
    She was crying in her room this morning,
[10:17] Tojo
    but she just made her decision!
[10:20] Tojo
    Our lady has accepted her
    role as our princess!
[10:24] Kyubei
    After what happened last night,
[10:26] ---
    I have no choice but to live as a woman.
[10:29] Kyubei
    Gintoki, you must take responsibility.
[10:31] Tojo
    Ah! Where are you going?!
[10:34] Tojo
    After him!
[10:36] Sa
    So sorry, Yagyu-san!
[10:38] Sa
    The phantom thief Koikage
    has stolen your groom!
[10:41] Sa
    We were a team long before you ever met him!
[10:45] Sa
    What did he steal?
[10:47] Sa
    That should be obvious.
[10:48] Sa
    My precious virgi-
[10:50] A
    Runny Diarrhea hit her with his poop!
[10:53] Tojo
    They fell down!
[10:54] Tojo
    Capture Master Gintoki!
[10:58] Gin
    What's going on?!
[10:59] Gin
    What have I done?!
[11:01] A
    Look, it's a procession of courtesans.
[11:04] A
    She's a real beauty!
[11:05] B
    But I don't recognize her.
[11:08] B
    She hasn't been around.
[11:10] B
    I heard that she's going to leave Yoshiwara.
[11:12] B
    A woman like her must have been expensive.
[11:19] Tsu
    Two hundred million.
[11:20] Tsu
    Work hard to pay it off.
[11:22] Gin
    H-How many mistakes did I make in one night?!
[11:27] Gin
    This is a lie!
[11:28] Gin
    I can't remember any of these?!
[11:31] Gin
    Ha-Hasegawa-san!
[11:33] Gin
    What did I do yesterday?!
[11:34] Madao
    Get drunk and forget it ever happened.
[11:36] Madao
    I'll do the same.
[11:39] Madao
    Last night never happened.
[11:42] Gin
    Y-You too...
[11:47] Zenzo
    Eh, you should be fine.
[11:50] Zenzo
    I can't remember what happened,
[11:52] Zenzo
    but everyone was completely drunk.
[11:54] Zenzo
    And the hostess girl was feeling sick,
[11:58] ---
    so you took her to the restroom.
[12:01] Zenzo
    Ten minutes or so passed.
[12:04] Zenzo
    Then you finally came back and
    said that she had gone home.
[12:08] Zenzo
    I remember you looked happy for some reason.
[12:11] Zenzo
    Then the eye patch girl was feeling sick,
[12:15] ---
    so you helped her and came back happy.
[12:19] Zenzo
    The same thing happened with Sarutobi.
[12:21] Zenzo
    But in the Yoshiwara lady's
    case, she dragged you outside.
[12:26] Zenzo
    Ten minutes later, you came back in
    tears with your clothes shredded.
[12:30] Zenzo
    And when you went off with the
    sunglasses guy, you took a lot longer.
[12:33] Zenzo
    Twenty minutes, I think.
[12:35] Zenzo
    And once the sun rose, you carried
    the drunk old lady off somewhere.
[12:41] Gin
    How is that fine?!
[12:43] Gin
    Am I Dr. Dolittle?!
[12:45] Zenzo
    Considering you carried off that
    old lady, I'd have to agree.
[12:48] Zenzo
    You must be a real animal lover.
[12:51] Gin
    And I was actually victimized once!
[12:54] Gin
    And why was Hasegawa-san twenty minutes?!
[12:57] Zenzo
    The second time must have been too much.
[12:59] Gin
    Bastard!
[13:00] Gin
    You should have stopped me!
[13:03] Gin
    What do we do now?!
[13:04] Gin
    A different show will be airing
    in this slot in January!
[13:07] Zenzo
    Calm down.
[13:08] Zenzo
    There's nothing wrong with doing the deed.
[13:11] Zenzo
    It's only wrong when you have no
    intention of taking responsibility.
[13:16] Zenzo
    Everything depends on how you behave now.
[13:18] Zenzo
    So man up.
SIGN    Tenny's
[13:20] Otose
    Huh?!
[13:21] Otose
    You want to start a serious relationship
    that might lead to marriage?!
[13:24] Otose
    What are you talking about?!
[13:25] Otose
    Did you hit your head on something?
    You're making me sick.
[13:27] Gin
    I'm the one who feels sick.
[13:29] Gin
    W-Well, I did some thinking,
[13:31] Gin
    and you know how I said I
    didn't remember anything?
[13:34] Gin
    I was actually lying.
[13:36] Otae
    Oh? So you were fully aware
    of what you were doing?
[13:40] Gin
    So, I'm saying that I'm going
    to take responsibility.
[13:45] Tojo
    Really? When you ran away,
    I was prepared to kill you.
[13:49] Tojo
    Princess, Master Gintoki is
    prepared to lead the Yagyu!
[13:53] Gin
    Y-Yeah, but you know?
[13:55] Gin
    We can't just get married on the spot.
[13:57] ---
    We should take this one step at a time.
[13:58] Sa
    After jumping right into bed with me?!
[14:02] Sa
    Are you toying with me?!
[14:04] Gin
    N-No, I'm very serious,
[14:06] Gin
    but I was thinking that you need time
[14:08] ---
    to consider how you feel about me.
[14:10] Tsu
    I've already made up my mind.
[14:13] Tsu
    First, you need to fork
    over two hundred million.
[14:15] Tsu
    That money will be spent on bodyguards
    for Yoshiwara after I'm gone.
[14:17] Gin
    W-We can talk about money some other time!
[14:20] Gin
    Anyway, are you sure you want to be with me?!
[14:22] Gin
    I'm dirt poor!
[14:23] Gin
    Are you sure about this?
[14:25] Madao
    I wouldn't mind falling to the
    bottom of society with you.
[14:29] Madao
    That's how I feel now.
[14:32] Gin
    They're all interested for some reason!
[14:34] Zenzo
    I see.
[14:35] Zenzo
    I was thinking that you could scare some
[14:38] ---
    of them off by getting too serious.
[14:41] Gin
    How am I getting serious?!
[14:42] Gin
    I'm a six-timing bastard! I'm a sleazebag!
[14:45] Zenzo
    That was already true when you
    slept with six people in one night.
[14:49] Zenzo
    Well, this is kind of
    similar to Strawberry 100%.
[14:52] Gin
    I don't remember Strawberry 100%
    having an old lady and an old man!
[14:56] Gin
    That would make for some traumatic images!
[14:58] Gin
    Fanservice 0%!
[15:00] Gin
    If they find out I'm a six-timing bastard,
    I'll be ripped apart in six directions.
[15:03] Gin
    I should apologize now.
[15:06] Zenzo
    You think they'll let Bunta-san
    get away with that?
[15:08] Zenzo
    If they find out, they'll kill you.
[15:09] Zenzo
    If you apologize, they'll kill you.
[15:11] Zenzo
    There's only one way to survive.
[15:13] Zenzo
    Take responsibility by going
    out with all six of them
[15:16] Zenzo
    without the others finding out.
[15:18] Zenzo
    If they get sick of you
    and leave, you're free.
[15:22] Zenzo
    It's a short-term strategy.
[15:24] Zenzo
    I'm willing to help.
[15:26] Otose
    What?! Live together?!
[15:27] Gin
    Y-Yeah... We might get married,
    so this is like a dry run.
[15:32] Otose
    Why do you keep pushing on ahead?!
[15:34] Otose
    You're making me sick!
[15:35] Gin
    We won't really know each other
    until we've lived together.
[15:39] Gin
    If you get sick of me, go ahead and leave.
[15:42] Otae
    But this place would be too
    small for the three of us.
[15:44] Gin
    Who's the third person?
[15:46] Otae
    Shin-chan.
[15:46] ---
    And there would also be
    Kagura-chan and Sadaharu-kun.
[15:48] Gin
    That would be a bad idea!
[15:51] Gin
    We might be living together, but
    we still have our own lives.
[15:54] Gin
    So just drop by when you can.
[15:55] Gin
    We'll keep this our secret until I've
    straightened everything out with the others.
[15:58] Tojo
    That makes sense!
[15:59] Tojo
    Then the princess will
    take Tuesday and Thursday,
[16:00] Tojo
    while I take Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday,
    Thursday, Friday, Saturday, and Sunday!
[16:03] Gin
    Why are you here every day?!
[16:05] Gin
    I'll be at Odd Jobs during the day,
[16:07] Gin
    but I'll try to be here every night.
[16:10] Sa
    You're only coming back at night?!
[16:12] Sa
    Does that mean you're only after my body?!
[16:15] Gin
    I can probably just ignore her.
[16:18] Gin
    D-Don't get the wrong idea.
[16:20] Gin
    I don't have anything dirty in mind.
[16:23] Tsu
    Do as you please.
[16:25] Tsu
    We can get lotioned up
    and two hundred million.
[16:29] Tsu
    Or you can two hundred
    million between my boobies.
[16:31] Tsu
    Or two hundred million inside me.
[16:34] Tsu
    Take your pick.
[16:35] Gin
    I don't get to choose anything!
[16:37] Gin
    You just want your two hundred million!
[16:39] Gin
    Anyway, I'll pay the rent,
[16:41] Gin
    so let's not talk about money again.
[16:47] Gin
    Hey! The situation has clearly gotten worse!
[16:51] Zenzo
    Couples that live together usually
    end up not getting married.
[16:54] Zenzo
    Think about it.
[16:55] Zenzo
    Who would want to spend their life with
    you after seeing how you normally behave?
[16:58] Gin
    That doesn't mean we should put
    all six of them in one house!
[17:01] Zenzo
    Don't be picky.
[17:03] Zenzo
    This happens to be an
    apartment my old man runs.
[17:05] Zenzo
    You can work it out.
[17:06] Gin
    Hey, are you really trying to help me?
[17:09] Gin
    Are you sure you're not
    just playing with me?!
[17:11] Zenzo
    Don't worry.
[17:12] ---
    My favorite Jump series is the romantic comedy To Love-Ru Darkness!
[17:16] Gin
    That doesn't make me feel better!
[17:17] Gin
    You're going to turn this show
    into To Love-Ru Darkness!
[17:20] Otae
    What? I shouldn't go outside?
[17:22] Otae
    But then I can't go shopping or cook.
[17:27] Gin
    Well, it's pretty dangerous these days.
[17:28] Gin
    I can do the shopping.
[17:30] Otae
    Are you worried about me?
[17:32] Gin
    O-Of course I am!
[17:34] Gin
    If a pretty girl like you goes
    outside, the men will all jump you!
[17:37] Otae
    Please, Gin-san!
[17:40] Otae
    But it's a housewife's duty to go shopping.
[17:43] Otae
    I've made up my mind.
[17:44] Otae
    We're only together because of an accident,
[17:46] Otae
    but I'll do my best to support you.
[17:50] Sa
    Welcome home, Darling!
[17:52] Sa
    Would you like dinner?
[17:53] Sa
    Would you like a bath?
[17:54] Sa
    Or would you like me?!
[17:58] Otae
    Oh, no. There's a hole in the wall.
[18:00] Otae
    I'm sorry, Gin-san. Are you okay?
[18:02] Otae
    You're sweating so much.
[18:04] Otae
    Was our neighbor angry?
[18:05] Otae
    I should go apologize!
[18:06] Gin
    It's okay! I just apologized!
[18:08] Otae
    But I should apologize in person!
[18:10] Gin
    I said that it's okay!
[18:11] Gin
    The neighbor's kind of
    scary, so I got nervous.
[18:13] Gin
    You shouldn't go outside!
[18:15] Gin
    That person was clearly a deviant.
[18:16] ---
    This neighborhood is dangerous!
[18:18] Otae
    Oh, dear. How frightening.
[18:20] Otae
    But that scary neighbor
    must have forgiven us
[18:23] ---
    because I paid my respects.
[18:26] Gin
    Paid your respects?!
[18:26] Gin
    Y-You visited everyone?
[18:29] Otae
    Yes, but nobody was home,
    so I left a present.
[18:33] Gin
    What kind of present?
[18:36] Otae
    What was that? It came
    from the room next door.
[18:39] Otae
    Um, are you okay?
[18:41] Gin
    Why are you opening a hole
    in the wall when you knock?!
[18:44] Otae
    Well, I thought this would be faster.
[18:46] Gin
    That's not the problem!
[18:48] Gin
    Wait! We don't know what's
    wrong, so I'll check!
[18:53] Gin
    Kyubei! What's wrong?!
[18:55] Kyu
    That voice belongs to Gintoki...
[18:58] Kyu
    Welcome home...
[18:59] Gin
    Save that for later! What happened?!
SIGN    We just moved next door. I made a little too much, so please have some.
[19:01] Kyu
    There were sesame buns by the door.
[19:03] Kyu
    But it turns out that they were poisoned.
[19:05] Kyu
    I'm getting heartburn.
[19:07] Gin
    No, that was made by your beloved Otae!
[19:10] Gin
    You fool!
[19:11] Gin
    A rich person shouldn't need to eat
    food that's been on the ground!
[19:13] Otae
    Gin-san, is everything okay?
[19:16] Kyu
    I just heard Tae-chan's voice...
[19:17] Gin
    You're hearing things now?! Hang on!
[19:19] Kyu
    I see, it was my imagination.
[19:21] Kyu
    So I still can't forget about Tae-chan...
[19:24] Gin
    D-Don't worry about it.
[19:26] Gin
    Anyway, if she makes any more
    noise, the others will find out.
[19:28] Gin
    I need to shut her up.
[19:30] Gin
    H-Hold on. I'll help you throw it up.
[19:34] Kyu
    Don't touch me!
[19:39] Gin
    I-I'm home.
[19:41] Tsu
    Hey, the door is over there.
[19:43] Gin
    Oops, I screwed up.
[19:45] Kyu
    Gintoki, are you okay?
[19:47] Kyu
    Sorry, I moved without thinking.
[19:48] Kyu
    Wait, I'll pull you out.
[19:49] Tsu
    You fool.
[19:50] Tsu
    What are you doing?
[19:52] Tsu
    Come on now.
[19:52] Tsu
    Dinner's getting cold.
[19:54] Gin
    Ow! Ow! Ow!
[19:56] Gin
    You're ripping apart my body!
[19:58] Gin
    Hold on!
[20:01] Gin
    I'll never get out if they both pull!
[20:03] Gin
    Push! Please push!
[20:04] Both
    Push?
[20:08] Tsuku
    Hey, Gintoki!
[20:10] Both
    Hold on! I'll circle
    around to the other side!
[20:12] Gin
    Wait!
[20:14] Gin
    If they circle around,
    they'll see each other!
[20:17] Gin
    This is good enough.
[20:18] Gin
    Let's have dinner.
[20:20] Gin
    I'm starving.
[20:22] Tsuku
    You must really want to eat my food.
[20:24] Kyu
    D-Dinner?
[20:26] Kyu
    But how am I supposed to feed you?
[20:29] Gin
    Just bring me my dinner!
[20:32] Gin
    Okay, this is my chance!
[20:33] Gin
    No good! My waist hurts so much that
    I don't have any strength left!
[20:40] Tsuku
    You see, I'm not much of a cook,
[20:42] Tsuku
    but I know how to use a hot pot.
[20:44] Gin
    How am I supposed to eat this?!
[20:47] Gin
    Am I supposed to be Goemon?!
[20:48] Tsuku
    I made it sweet, the way you like it.
[20:51] Tsuku
    Enjoy.
[20:52] Gin
    Enjoy, my ass!
[20:53] Gin
    You're clearly cooking me to eat!
[20:56] Kyu
    I tried making curry, but it
    might be a little too spicy.
[21:00] Kyu
    I don't know if it will suit your palate.
[21:02] Kyu
    And where is your palate?
[21:03] Tojo
    Since it's curry, it
    should go here, Princess.
[21:11] Tojo
    Oh! Look, Princess!
[21:12] Tojo
    He's dancing with joy!
[21:15] Kyu
    That's good. He may have a sweet
    tooth, but curry should be spicy.
[21:19] Tsuku
    Don't be in such a rush. Nobody's
    going to take your food.
[21:21] Tsuku
    I'm glad that I made it sweet.
[21:23] Gin
    I don't even know what's spicy or sweet!
[21:26] Gin
    Hey! I'm gonna die!
[21:27] Tsuku
    What?
[21:28] Kyu
    It's to die for?
[21:29] Tsu
    Really, you like it so much? Have some more.
[21:32] Tsu
    There's plenty more left!
[21:35] Tojo
    Princess! Feed him more!
[21:37] Tojo
    This is how a married couple bonds!
[21:48] Otose
    Oh, are you hungry?
[21:52] Otose
    Here, have some.
[21:56] Otose
    Okay, time for work.
SIGN    To Be Continued
SIGN    Next Episode: People Can Only Live By Forgetting the Bad
[23:40] Gin
    Next time:
[23:41] Gin
    People can only live by forgetting the bad.
SIGN    Gintoki has passed the critical point, and his troubles have only begun!!
SIGN    Now he must go on a date with everyone at the same time!! This can't go well!!