E220 - The Bathhouse, Where You're Naked in Body and Soul

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[01:31] Kagura
    Have you forgotten...
[01:35] Kagura
    ...about the red kerchief?
[01:39] All
    They got in the kiddy bath!
SIGN    The Bathhouse, Where You're Naked in Body and Soul
[01:52] Gin
    Huh? Why?
[01:54] Gin
    Why?
[01:56] Gin
    Why did these giants
    get in the kiddy bath?
[01:59] Gin
    U-Uh...
[02:00] Gin
    The adult bath is warmer
    and more comfortable.
[02:04] Hedoro
    Oh...
[02:04] Hedoro
    Actually, our race
    can't stand hot water.
[02:07] Hedoro
    We only bathe in cold water.
[02:09] Hedoro
    We'd love to use the cold bath
    over there but it's too small for us.
[02:13] Gin
    We made the wrong choice!
[02:15] Gin
    We should have gotten in the adult bath!
[02:17] Gin
    Hey! We're completely surrounded!
[02:19] Gin
    Like an innocent bystander in the
    middle of a bunch of burly, tattooed men!
[02:22] Kondo
    Dude, they're watching us!
[02:23] Kondo
    They're staring at us!
[02:24] Hijikata
    What do we do?! We can't get out!
[02:26] Hedoro
    How is the water, Dad?
[02:29] Dad
    Too warm!
[02:30] Dad
    This is what the Edo folk are used to?
[02:32] Dad
    I'd prefer cold water that
    makes you shiver good.
[02:36] Hedoro
    Our dad is a traditional Dakini.
[02:39] Hedoro
    But it's true that the
    water is a little lukewarm.
[02:43] Shin
    Um, we were just saying how
    the water was too warm.
[02:46] Shin
    Want me to add some cold water?
[02:47] Hedoro
    Oh, no. There's no need for that.
[02:49] Hedoro
    I brought an iceberg just
    in case this happened.
[02:55] Saburo
    That's our Brother Hedoro!
[02:57] Saburo
    He's always prepared.
[02:58] Jiro
    This ice water is perfect.
[03:02] Kondo
    Y-You bet!
[03:03] Kondo
    It gives you a real kick!
[03:05] Gin
    How cold do they need their water?!
[03:07] Gin
    We aren't seals!
[03:08] Kondo
    My lips are turning purple!
[03:10] Kondo
    I'm gonna freeze to
    death! Freeze to death!
[03:13] Gin
    Hey! Someone get us out of here!
[03:15] Shin
    No!
[03:16] Shin
    They'll think that we don't
    like their ice-cold water!
[03:20] Okita
    Damn, I'm getting sleepy.
[03:22] Hijikata
    Don't go to sleep! You'll die!
[03:24] Chibi
    Papa, can I get out?
[03:26] Gin
    That's it!
[03:27] Gin
    Kids hate long baths!
[03:29] Gin
    We'll use this chance to...!
[03:30] Hedoro
    Absolutely not!
[03:34] Hedoro
    You must stay in the bath
    for at least ten minutes.
[03:38] Hedoro
    Otherwise you won't be able to
    wash away the sweat and grime.
[03:42] Hedoro
    Look.
[03:43] Hedoro
    Follow the example of these young men.
[03:45] Hedoro
    They're even washing their heads.
[03:48] Hedoro
    Goro, you need to do a
    better job of raising him.
[03:51] Goro
    Sorry, Brother.
[03:52] Goro
    I can't stop spoiling him.
[03:53] Kondo
    Ten minutes?!
[03:54] Kondo
    If we stay in this freezing water
    for ten minutes, we'll be dead!
[03:58] Kondo
    No more!
[03:59] Kondo
    My dick has shrunk to the point where
    it looks like I have three balls.
[04:03] Gin
    Wait, yours was always that small.
[04:04] Kondo
    It's going to completely disappear!
[04:06] Okita
    Either way, we're dead.
[04:09] Okita
    Hijikata-san, you lead the way.
[04:10] Hijikata
    Screw that!
[04:11] Hijikata
    I'll do whatever it takes
    to live longer than you!
[04:14] Hijikata
    You go!
[04:15] Gin
    Then the person who runs out of breath
    first gets to take one for the team.
[04:18] Gin
    That settles it!
[04:19] Kondo
    Hey, that's dirty!
[04:21] Kondo
    You go!
[04:22] Gin
    You!
[04:23] Kondo
    You!
[04:24] Gin
    Bastard!
[04:28] Shin
    Hey! This isn't the time to
    be fighting amongst ourselves!
[04:31] Kondo
    I refuse to go!
[04:34] Gin
    Hey! Hold on!
[04:35] Gin
    What are you holding on to?
[04:45] Gin
    Hey! Why are you holding that?!
[04:48] Gin
    And that geezer's balls really sag!
[04:50] Shin
    Let go! Quick!
[04:52] Kondo
    N-No!
[04:53] Kondo
    I can't move my fingers!
    They're frozen stiff!
[04:54] Gin
    Hey, surface and make
    up some kind of excuse!
[04:57] Gin
    We'll deal with the situation down here.
[04:58] Both
    What kind of excuse do you want?!
[05:03] Shin
    Y-Yeah, this is such a nice bath.
[05:07] Hedoro
    What were you doing underwater?
[05:09] Hijikata
    Oh, we were holding a
    little diving contest.
[05:12] Hijikata
    It's all the rage these days.
[05:14] Hijikata
    Damn, I lost!
[05:16] Hedoro
    Earthlings are such fun.
[05:20] Hedoro
    Hm? Is something wrong, Dad?
[05:22] Dad
    Hm, my crotch feels strange.
[05:25] Hedoro
    Huh?
[05:26] Shin
    O-Oh, it must be a side
    effect of the water!
[05:29] Hedoro
    A side effect of the water?
[05:30] Shin
    Yes, you know?
[05:32] Shin
    Right, Mr. Make-up-an-excuse?
[05:34] Shin
    Why don't you explain it to them?
[05:35] Hijikata
    What?!
[05:39] Hijikata
    I-In fact, the water in this bath
    is drawn from an underground spring
[05:42] Hijikata
    known as the Biagra Spring.
[05:44] All
    The Biagra Spring?
[05:46] Hijikata
    It's excellent for improving
    your health and sexual drive!
[05:50] Dad
    Oh, I see.
[05:52] Dad
    That's why it feels like
    something's tugging on my junk.
[05:56] Hijikata
    I-I'm sure that you'll feel like
    a young man once you're done here.
[06:01] Dad
    Oh, that sounds like a challenge.
[06:03] Dad
    Honey, let's try for number six tonight!
[06:07] Mom
    Oh, please.
[06:09] Hedoro
    Come on, Dad.
[06:15] Goro
    Huh?
[06:15] Hedoro
    Dad?
[06:17] Shin
    Your dad must be really excited.
[06:19] Shin
    He's joining in the diving contest.
[06:21] Jiro
    Oh, I see.
[06:23] Saburo
    But I see a lot of bubbles.
[06:26] Hedoro
    Oh, his hand.
[06:26] Shiro
    He seems to be struggling...
[06:28] Shin
    I-It's a V!
[06:29] Shin
    He's signaling V for victory!
[06:30] Shin
    It's too easy!
[06:31] Shiro
    Oh, he was signaling a V.
[06:33] Goro
    Oh, somebody's come up for a breath!
[06:35] Kondo
    Hel...
[06:37] Jiro
    He just asked for help...
[06:43] Saburo
    Uh, it's obvious that something's
    happening down there...
[06:46] Shin
    Nothing's happening!
    Nothing's happening at all!
[06:48] Hijikata
    Th-They're just playing around.
[06:49] Hijikata
    Those guys are such jokers.
[06:51] Hedoro
    Hey, Jiro.
[06:52] Hedoro
    Take a look down there.
[06:53] Jiro
    Y-Yes.
[06:54] Shin
    Hold on!
[06:55] Shin
    Nothing's happening!
[06:56] Shin
    Everything's okay!
[06:58] Hedoro
    Oh, there he is.
[07:00] Goro
    We were worried, Dad.
[07:02] Goro
    Are you okay?
[07:03] Kondo
    Sorry, sorry.
[07:04] Kondo
    I ran into this giant squid underwater.
[07:06] Kondo
    Man, I thought I was finished.
[07:08] Both
    Uh, we're definitely finished now!
[07:10] Hedoro
    Huh? Wait, who are you?
[07:12] Kondo
    Huh? Wh-What are you talking
    about? I'm your dad.
[07:14] Both
    No, no, no.
[07:16] Both
    You can't fool them like that!
[07:17] Gin
    Oh, it must be the Biagra Spring.
[07:20] Okita
    He's young again. That's awesome.
[07:23] Both
    Impossible! They're not gonna buy it!
[07:25] Hedoro
    What?
[07:26] Hedoro
    R-Really?
[07:27] Hedoro
    You look like a completely
    different person.
[07:29] Kondo
    What?! You've forgotten how
    your own father looks?!
[07:31] Kondo
    Honey, let's forget about these
    heartless jerks and make a new kid!
[07:38] Hijikata
    She's ignoring him!
[07:40] Hijikata
    She knows the truth!
[07:42] Kondo
    A-Anyway, it's time to get out.
[07:44] Kondo
    I'm feeling a bit chilly
    after the long bath.
[07:46] Hedoro
    Wait a moment, Dad.
[07:48] Hedoro
    Something's dangling from your crotch.
[07:51] Shin
    Dad is dangling from dad!
[07:54] Kondo
    What are you talking about?
[07:55] Kondo
    That's just my ball sack.
[07:57] Hedoro
    Your ball sack?
[07:59] Hedoro
    It looks exactly like your former self.
[08:01] Kondo
    It's just a ball sack.
[08:02] Kondo
    Look at the wrinkles.
[08:03] Kondo
    It's become bloated after
    sitting in the water.
[08:04] Hedoro
    C-Come to think of it, I've never
    seen your ball sack before.
[08:08] Hedoro
    So this is your ball sack?
[08:10] Shin
    Of course not!
[08:14] Shin
    Gi-Gin-san!
[08:16] Gin
    We've got no choice.
[08:17] Gin
    They got stuck together.
[08:18] Gin
    We'll just have to ride out
    the storm on this story.
[08:20] Shin
    Is that even possible?!
[08:21] Shin
    We're supposed to
    weather the stormy seas
[08:23] Shin
    with that heavy anchor
    dangling from our boat?!
[08:34] Shin
    Yeah, it's not happening.
[08:36] Shin
    What do we do?
[08:38] Shin
    We should apologize before
    they figure out what happened.
[08:40] Gin
    Apologize?
[08:42] Gin
    For getting tangled up in
    their old man's ball sack
[08:45] Gin
    and treating him like a ball sack?
[08:49] Gin
    If we do that, we'll be murdered
    by the family of demons!
[08:54] Gin
    We'll have to trust him.
[08:56] Gin
    He'll make it work somehow.
[08:59] Gin
    All we can do is pray.
[09:01] Gin
    I pray for our success.
[09:02] Hijikata
    Wait a second!
[09:04] Hijikata
    Don't just spit out
    cliches and run away!
[09:07] Hijikata
    Do something about Kondo-san!
[09:08] Gin
    What?
[09:09] Gin
    It's his own fault for getting
    tangled in the ball sack!
[09:12] Hedoro
    What are you arguing about?
[09:14] Hedoro
    Did you forget your shampoo?
[09:17] Hedoro
    I can lend you my Temote.
[09:20] Gin
    N-No, I prefer Tsubakiki.
[09:22] Hijikata
    I go for Vidal Hahhoon.
[09:24] Gin
    Uh, I think I stayed in the bath
    too long, so I'd like to get going.
[09:28] Hedoro
    What? You haven't washed your body yet.
[09:31] Hedoro
    Are you trying to be considerate
    and give our family some space?
[09:34] Gin
    No, that's not it.
[09:35] Hedoro
    I'm terribly sorry.
[09:37] Hedoro
    We were the ones who barged in
    on the bath you had reserved.
[09:41] Hedoro
    Please allow us to wash your backs.
[09:44] Hedoro
    I cannot leave before I've
    shown my appreciation.
[09:47] Gin
    He wants to show his appreciation...
[09:50] Hijikata
    He won't let us leave
    until he's gotten revenge.
[09:52] Hedoro
    Jiro, Saburo.
[09:54] Hedoro
    Shiro, Goro.
[09:57] Hedoro
    We're going to wash their backs.
[10:01] Gin
    N-No, no, no!
[10:02] Shin
    N-No, thanks!
[10:03] Shin
    We can wash ourselves!
[10:06] Okita
    That's right.
[10:07] Okita
    When someone stands behind me,
    I get the urge to beat him down.
[10:09] Hijikata
    Hey! Stop making threats!
[10:11] Hijikata
    This isn't the time to let
    your sadistic side take over!
[10:13] Kondo
    Yeah! Let them wash your backs!
[10:17] Gin
    That's enough out of
    you, Grandpa Ball-Sack!
[10:20] Gin
    The gorilla is killing
    our chance to escape!
[10:24] Hedoro
    I'll wash Dad's back.
[10:27] Hedoro
    Let me know if there are
    any spots that itch.
[10:29] Kondo
    This brings back memories.
[10:31] Kondo
    When you were little, you
    used to wash my back for me.
[10:34] Hedoro
    You would always get mad.
[10:37] Hedoro
    You would yell at me to wash harder.
[10:41] Hedoro
    Dad! What's wrong?!
[10:43] Jiro
    His skin has peeled off, Brother Hedoro!
[10:46] Hedoro
    Impossible!
[10:47] Hedoro
    Dad used a sponge with
    nails to wash himself!
[10:50] Saburo
    When did he become so weak?
[10:53] Shiro
    Maybe this isn't Dad?
[10:56] Gin
    I-It must be, you know...
[10:58] Gin
    The soap. He must be
    allergic to the soap.
[11:01] Hedoro
    Would he start gushing blood
    because he's allergic to the soap?
[11:05] Gin
    The soap on Earth is really acidic,
[11:08] ---
    so you have to be careful
    or your body will dissolve!
[11:10] Hedoro
    Really...
[11:11] Hedoro
    I'm sorry, Dad.
[11:13] Gin
    I-It must be hard when you don't
    know anything about this place.
[11:16] Gin
    We'll teach you the Earth
    way of taking a bath,
[11:18] ---
    so please have a seat!
[11:24] Jiro
    Earthlings are so kind.
[11:26] Goro
    They allowed us in the bath that
    they had previously reserved,
[11:29] Goro
    and they're even offering
    to wash our backs.
[11:31] Hedoro
    Thank you very much.
[11:33] Hedoro
    I promise to return the favor.
[11:35] Gin
    N-No, we just want you to
    enjoy your stay on Earth.
[11:39] Hijikata
    Hey! Why are we doing this?!
[11:42] Gin
    It beats having the skin
    ripped off our backs!
[11:44] Hijikata
    Washing their backs
    is just as dangerous!
[11:48] Shin
    But we can prevent any further damage
[11:50] ---
    to Kondo-san by teaching
    them how we clean.
[11:54] Hedoro
    Let us learn how they wash
    their bodies in Edo, Dad.
[11:59] Shin
    See?
[12:00] Hijikata
    We need to be really delicate,
[12:01] ---
    'cause Kondo-san's body can't take much more.
[12:03] Gin
    That settles it.
[12:05] Gin
    Now, Hedoro-san.
[12:06] Gin
    Do as I do.
[12:08] Gin
    First, you must have a gentle mindset.
[12:11] Gin
    The soap on Earth is strong,
[12:13] ---
    so the softest of sponges
    can still hurt your body.
[12:17] Gin
    First, we add lotion to the
    water to make it smoother.
[12:21] Hijikata
    What kind of bath are we talking about?!
[12:23] Hijikata
    We don't need to teach them how to
[12:24] ---
    wash at the bathhouses you frequent!
[12:25] Gin
    I don't frequent them!
[12:26] Gin
    If the water is slimy enough,
[12:28] ---
    nobody will notice when
    there's an accident!
[12:30] Hijikata
    What kind of accident?!
[12:32] Hijikata
    Your mind is a pile of slime!
[12:34] Okita
    So you're a fan, boss.
[12:38] Hijikata
    And he already slimed him!
[12:41] Okita
    Huh, he's smoking?
[12:44] Shiro
    My body is on fire!
[12:46] Shiro
    Wh-What did you do?!
[12:49] Shin
    What is this?!
[12:50] Shin
    They're all in pain, Gin-san!
[12:52] Okita
    This is bad, chief.
[12:54] Okita
    It looks like their weakness is lotion.
[12:56] Gin
    What?!
[12:58] Gin
    Their weakness is lotion?
[12:59] ---
    Sure, most guys have a weakness for lotion!
[13:03] Kondo
    Lotion is getting in my wounds!
[13:05] Hedoro
    Say, Odd Jobs. Is everything okay?
[13:08] Gin
    E-Everything is fine!
[13:09] Gin
    This liquid kills germs.
[13:12] Gin
    The pain means that the germs are dying!
[13:14] Gin
    B-But we should probably wash it off.
[13:18] Gin
    Hey! Pour water on them!
[13:20] Gin
    Wash off the lotion!
[13:26] Hijikata
    Wh-What do you think you're doing?!
[13:28] Gin
    Wh-Who poured lotion
    all over the floor?!
[13:30] Hijikata
    You did!
[13:32] Okita
    Chief, am I doing it right?
[13:34] Hijikata
    You don't have to copy him!
[13:36] Shin
    Hijikata-san, we have no choice!
[13:38] Shin
    Act like this is how we bathe in Edo!
[13:41] Hijikata
    Hell no!
[13:43] Shin
    If you don't, you'll end up like him.
[13:44] Hedoro
    Odd Jobs, are you sure this is
    the proper way to apply water?
[13:49] Hijikata
    It's fine.
[13:50] Hijikata
    This is how we bathe in Edo.
[13:53] Hedoro
    You Edo folk are amazing.
[13:55] Hedoro
    You torture yourselves
    when you take a bath?
[13:59] Gin
    Pretty much!
[13:59] Gin
    It's like a form of training!
[14:03] Hedoro
    I'm very impressed by you samurai.
[14:06] Hedoro
    I wouldn't be able to
    stand this treatment.
[14:10] Gin
    H-He's running out of patience?!
[14:12] Hijikata
    Any more and he'll kill us all!
[14:15] Hijikata
    I can't trust this guy with our lives!
[14:18] Hijikata
    I'll take over then.
[14:21] Hijikata
    I have to make up for all
    the previous failures.
[14:24] Hijikata
    First, we pull the head out of the wall
[14:26] ---
    and wash it with lukewarm wate-
[14:29] Hijikata
    Wate-
[14:32] Hijikata
    H-He won't come out!
[14:35] Hijikata
    Wate-
[14:40] Hijikata
    But you're actually trying to
    impale your forehead on the horns.
[14:43] Shin
    Even Hijikata-san screwed up!
[14:46] Hedoro
    Huh? Why would you do that?
[14:49] Hijikata
    This is how we make amends
    for the previous step.
[14:53] Hijikata
    Yeah, isn't that right?
[14:55] Gin
    No, I've never heard that before.
[14:59] Hijikata
    Huh?
[14:59] Gin
    That's not how we bathe in Edo.
[15:02] Hijikata
    The bastard is ignoring my mistake?!
[15:06] Hijikata
    That's bullshit!
[15:07] Hijikata
    I've been saving your
    ass this whole time!
[15:09] Hijikata
    No, think long and hard.
[15:11] Hijikata
    You've done this before.
[15:12] Gin
    No, I haven't.
[15:13] Gin
    I guarantee it.
[15:14] Gin
    Why would I want to do that?
[15:16] Gin
    Could you stop?
[15:17] Gin
    It's pretty disgusting to try to pass
    off your mistake as an Edo tradition.
[15:20] Hijikata
    Then what the hell have you
    been doing this whole time?!
[15:22] Hedoro
    Huh? What are you talking about?
[15:24] Hijikata
    Man, this is bad!
[15:26] Hijikata
    He's figured out that something's wrong!
[15:27] Okita
    Huh? You don't follow this practice?
[15:30] Okita
    Everybody in the Shinsengumi does.
[15:34] Hijikata
    Sogo...
[15:35] Hijikata
    You're helping me?
[15:37] Okita
    Watch this.
[15:38] Okita
    You aim for the center...
[15:40] Okita
    Like this!
[15:41] Hijikata
    Why me?!
[15:44] Hijikata
    I was wondering why he
    would jump to my rescue.
[15:47] Hijikata
    Now I see why!
[15:49] Hijikata
    In that case...
[15:55] Shin
    Do these people even realize
    that we're in a bathhouse?!
[15:58] Shin
    This has nothing to do
    with bathing anymore!
[16:00] Shin
    And why are the Hedoro brothers
    letting you do this?!
[16:04] Hedoro
    I see, there are many
    different practices in Edo.
[16:08] Shin
    Gin-san! Kondo-san!
[16:12] Shin
    Th-That's a barbaric practice that was
    introduced by some country bumpkins!
[16:15] Shin
    You don't need to follow it!
[16:16] Hedoro
    Oh, really. That's good.
[16:19] Hedoro
    Since the practice would
    damage our precious horns.
[16:22] Shin
    Horns?
[16:23] Hedoro
    Yes, for the Dakini, our horns are
    almost as important as our lives.
[16:30] Hedoro
    One represents our pride.
[16:32] Hedoro
    The other represents our soul.
[16:34] Hedoro
    If our horns are damaged, our
    pride and soul are tarnished.
[16:41] Gin
    The soul of a Dakini...
[16:43] Hijikata
    ...is stuck in the dirtiest
    place in this world!
[16:47] Gin
    Pull it out before they notice!
[16:49] Hijikata
    It's no use! It's completely stuck!
[16:52] Okita
    Kondo-san's rectal
    muscles are superhuman.
[16:54] Okita
    Let me handle this!
[16:57] Hijikata
    Why did you snap them?!
[16:59] Hedoro
    Saburo...
[17:01] Hedoro
    Your horns...
[17:02] Gin
    Is something wrong with his horns?!
[17:05] Hedoro
    Well, Saburo's horns appear to be...
[17:07] Hedoro
    Huh? They're fine.
[17:09] Hedoro
    That's odd...
[17:10] Hedoro
    I could have sworn that...
[17:11] Gin
    I-It must have been your imagination.
[17:13] Hijikata
    You stuck them in upside-down!
[17:14] Hijikata
    You stabbed them right into his head!
[17:16] Okita
    Anyway, it was tough
    getting those horns out.
[17:19] Okita
    Huh? They're still there.
[17:21] Gin
    I snapped Shiro's horns off
    and stuck them on Saburo.
[17:24] Hijikata
    That doesn't help anything!
[17:26] Hijikata
    Now Shiro's missing his horns!
[17:27] Okita
    We'll have to snap off
    Goro's horns next.
[17:30] Hijikata
    Will it ever end?!
[17:31] Gin
    Then we'll take one horn each from
    Goro and Jiro to stick on Shiro.
[17:34] Hijikata
    That's not the issue!
[17:36] Hijikata
    You're just making it worse!
[17:38] Gin
    What about the sixth one?
[17:38] Hijikata
    There isn't a sixth brother!
[17:40] Hijikata
    We only have five to work with!
[17:41] Hedoro
    Hey, Saburo, Shiro.
[17:43] Hedoro
    And Dad.
[17:44] Hedoro
    If you fool around too much,
    your precious horns will be...
[17:48] Hedoro
    Shiro! Your horns!
[17:50] Gin
    Is something wrong with his horns?!
[17:51] Hijikata
    Now he docked them together!
[17:53] Hedoro
    Well, Shiro's horns appear to be...
[17:55] Hedoro
    Huh? They're fine.
[17:57] Hedoro
    Wait, there's two of them, so
    there should be four horns...
[18:00] Okita
    Now...
[18:02] Okita
    There are four horns.
[18:03] Hijikata
    Those are completely different horns!
[18:05] Hedoro
    Oh, that's a relief.
[18:07] Hedoro
    It appears that they're safe.
[18:08] Hijikata
    How can he believe this crap?!
[18:09] Shin
    Such strong horns...
[18:11] Hijikata
    In that case, there's nothing
[18:12] ---
    wrong with the horns that
    are stuck in his ass.
[18:14] Gin
    Okay, that's enough preparation.
[18:17] Gin
    It's time to wash your backs.
[18:18] Hijikata
    I'm too scared to go near them.
SIGN    Kiddy Bath Do not jump in.
[18:21] Hedoro
    We just need to throw them in the bath?
[18:23] Gin
    Yeah, like this.
[18:25] Hijikata
    Hey!
[18:26] Hijikata
    That's not how you wash someone's back!
[18:29] Hijikata
    That's how you dispose of a body!
[18:32] Hedoro
    Th-That's...
[18:35] Hedoro
    Dad's ball sack has surfaced!
[18:37] Dad
    You're wrong!
[18:39] Dad
    Don't call me a ball sack!
[18:41] Hedoro
    Huh? That means you've
    returned to your former self.
[18:45] Hedoro
    H-How did you enjoy your stay on Earth?
[18:48] Hedoro
    Was it fun?
[18:51] Dad
    Hell no!
[18:53] Dad
    It was a terrible experience!
[18:56] Gin
    D-Damn, he's pissed!
[18:58] Hijikata
    Of course he is.
[18:59] Hijikata
    We were calling him a ball sack.
[19:01] Hijikata
    We're dead!
[19:01] Hijikata
    For sure!
[19:03] Hedoro
    I-I'm very sorry, Dad.
[19:05] Hedoro
    You didn't like Edo.
[19:10] Dad
    I didn't come here so you could
    show the family the sights.
[19:15] Dad
    I wanted to see if you were
    living a proper life in Edo.
[19:21] Dad
    When you were little, you
    spent your days alone
[19:25] Dad
    because your appearance
    scared everyone off.
[19:29] Dad
    So I wanted to see that you weren't
    alone on this distant planet.
[19:35] Dad
    It was a terrible experience.
[19:38] Dad
    I have a bad impression of Edo.
[19:40] Dad
    But that doesn't matter.
[19:43] Dad
    Because I met some friendly
    people who tried their best
[19:47] Dad
    to make me welcome.
[19:53] Dad
    Hedoro, you've found some good friends.
[20:02] Dad
    Everyone...
[20:03] All
    Please continue to be
    friends with our brother.
[20:07] Chibi
    Please!
[20:08] Hedoro
    E-Everyone...
[20:13] Shin
    I guess we misunderstood
    their intentions.
[20:23] Shin
    A scary family?
[20:26] Shin
    I'd say they're a pretty nice family.
[20:28] Gin
    We shouldn't bother them.
[20:32] Gin
    Let's make ourselves scarce then.
[20:35] Dad
    Oh! Please wait!
[20:38] Dad
    I would like to thank you!
[20:39] Shin
    No, that won't be necessary.
[20:41] Dad
    Well, boys?
[20:42] Dad
    Let's show our appreciation
    in an Edo fashion.
[20:47] Jiro
    I like the sound of that.
[20:48] Jiro
    We'll do for them everything
    they've done for us.
[20:53] Hedoro
    Come over here, guys.
[20:56] Hedoro
    It's our turn to wash
    your backs Edo-style.
SIGN    Greater Edo Bath
[21:02] Kagura
    When I said we should leave together,
[21:06] Kagura
    I was always the one who had to wait.
[21:11] Kagura
    Until my wet hair dried,
[21:16] Kagura
    and my soap became hard.
[21:21] Kagura
    You would embrace me,
[21:26] Kagura
    and say that it was cold.
SIGN    Next Episode
[23:20] A
    Lady!
[23:21] A
    After hearing that you will
    be the star next week,
[23:24] ---
    I became as excited as a ****** ** ****!
[23:28] Kyubei
    Shut up.
[23:28] A
    Yes, ma'am.
SIGN    Jugem
[23:30] Kyubei
    Next time:
[23:30] Kyubei
    Jugem.
[23:31] Kyubei
    If you don't understand the title,
[23:33] ---
    you should do some research.
[23:33] ---