E116 - “The Older, The Wiser”

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SIGN    [Otohime's plan strikes Edo!! The Treasure Box G turns everyone old.]
SIGN    
SIGN    ["The Older, The Wiser"]
[01:50] Shinpachi
    This is it. You think we
    can use this cave?
[01:54] Shinpachi
    It'll at least put a roof over our heads.
[01:57] Shinpachi
    There's a skeleton, though.
[01:59] Kyubei
    These are the remains of someone
    who drifted to this island like we did.
[02:03] Kyubei
    If we don't come up with a plan to
    escape soon, we'll end up like that.
[02:07] Kamenashi
    Huh? Shinpachi-san?
[02:09] Shinpachi
    K-Kamenashi-san?!
[02:10] Kamenashi
    I've been looking for you...
[02:12] Shinpachi
    Don't give me that! Where the hell
    have you been, you stupid turtle?!
[02:20] Kamenashi
    Ow. Hey, let go...
[02:22] Shinpachi
    How dare you repay my
    kindness with ill will!
[02:24] Shinpachi
    You were going to take
    us to Ryugu Palace?!
[02:25] Shinpachi
    Because of you, we're stuck
    on this deserted island!
[02:28] Kyubei
    Shinpachi-kun, calm down.
[02:30] Kamenashi
    Huh? Hey... What are you
    saying? Deserted island?
[02:32] Shinpachi
    This is a deserted island! How could
    you do this? There's nothing here!
[02:38] Kamenashi
    Huh? This isn't a deserted Island.
    This is Ryugu Palace.
[02:47] Shinpachi
    Wh-What the hell kind of nonsense
    are you taking about?!
[02:50] Shinpachi
    Of all the things to say!
[02:52] ---
    If this is Ryugu Palace, then my toilet
    is also Ryugu Palace, damn it!
[02:57] Kyubei
    Calm down, Shinpachi-kun!
[02:58] Kyubei
    If your toilet is Ryugu Palace, is it okay to say
    that my microwave is also Ryugu Palace?
[03:03] Kyubei
    I can say that, right?
[03:04] Shinpachi
    I don't care!
[03:06] Otae
    Shin-chan...
[03:08] Otae
    Did you find something?
[03:10] Shinpachi
    Sis!
[03:11] Shinpachi
    We found food! Today, we'll
    be dining on turtle stew!
[03:14] Otae
    Oh my.
[03:15] Kamenashi
    Wait, wait, wait! I'm serious!
    This is Ryugu Palace!
[03:18] Kamenashi
    I swear on kelp! No, I swear on seaweed!
[03:21] Shinpachi
    That's pretty much the same thing!
[03:23] Kyubei
    Shinpachi-kun, Shinpachi-kun...
[03:24] Shinpachi
    What is it?
SIGN    [Ryugu Palace, 3-chome, 2-5-3]
[03:29] Kamenashi
    Well, I'm really glad that everyone's safe.
[03:33] Kamenashi
    I never expected you guys would
    wash up near my house.
[03:37] Shinpachi
    What?! Hey, wait! What?!
[03:41] Shinpachi
    R-Ryugu Palace! This is Ryugu Palace?!
[03:44] Kamenashi
    Yes. Well, this IS Ryugu Palace,
    but this is the very outskirts of it.
[03:48] Kamenashi
    Pretty much near Saitama prefecture.
[03:50] Shinpachi
    N-No way!
[03:52] ---
    Then how do you explain that?!
[03:55] ---
    There's a dead body in Ryugu Palace!
[03:57] ---
    No matter how I look at it, that was
    someone who got lost at sea here!
[03:59] Kamenashi
    Oh, this is my wife.
[04:02] Shinpachi
    What?! Your wife?! This is your wife?!
[04:05] Kamenashi
    She's not dead.
[04:06] Kamenashi
    She just gets really tired when she's laying
    eggs and tends to grow very thin.
[04:09] Kamenashi
    She even stops moving.
[04:10] Shinpachi
    Thin? She's a skeleton!
[04:13] Kamenashi
    Midori, say hello to everyone.
[04:19] Kamenashi
    Sorry, my wife is a bit shy.
[04:23] Shinpachi
    She's not shy. She's a lot of things
    but shy isn't one of them!
SIGN    [Save me...]
[04:27] Kamenashi
    Shoot, you scratched up the floor again?
[04:30] Kamenashi
    Oh well...
[04:31] ---
    One more month until the due date,
    huh? I understand your suffering.
[04:35] ---
    I'll help you out. Just lay
    some healthy eggs.
[04:38] Shinpachi
    She's beyond help!
[04:41] Kamenashi
    Make sure you put your shell
    on when you sleep.
[04:43] Kyubei
    What's the meaning of this?
[04:45] Shinpachi
    Anyway, it seems that this
    isn't a deserted island.
[04:48] Hasegawa
    Does that mean we can return
    to our normal lives?
[04:53] Shinpachi
    All right! We can leave! I'm
    sick of Ryugu Palace!
[04:57] ---
    We had a lot of complications, but I'll
    have no complaints if we can leave!
[05:00] ---
    Let's get out of this place right now.
[05:02] Shinpachi
    Hey, turtle! Get us off of this island immediately!
    We're sick of this place!
[05:08] Kamenashi
    Where will you go back to?
[05:09] Shinpachi
    Huh?
[05:10] Kamenashi
    There's nothing for you
    to return to anymore.
[05:22] Man A
    Wh-What is that?
[05:24] Man A
    Turtles?! An armada of turtles
    is headed this way!
[05:29] Man A
    Run away!
[05:42] Man B
    Hey...
[05:42] Man B
    What is that?
[05:54] Hanano
    Just take a look at the terrible
    thing that's happening to Edo.
[05:58] Hanano
    Machines that look like turtles suddenly appeared
    and dropped mysterious boxes.
[06:02] Hanano
    The gas emitted from these boxes is turning
    everyone in Edo into old fogies.
[06:09] ---
    What's happening?
[06:11] ---
    What exactly are those turtles,
    those boxes, and that gas?
[06:15] ---
    Back to the studio.
[06:19] Kusano
    Hanano announcer, some people claim
    that this is some sort of bio-terrorism.
[06:23] Kusano
    Have you received any information
    concerning that?
[06:25] Old Hanano
    Umm, well... I forgot.
[06:32] Kusano
    Hanano announcer? That's odd.
[06:34] Kusano
    The video feed doesn't seem
    to be coming in very well.
[06:37] Kusano
    Out of the way old lady! Well, let's
    cut to a commercial break for now.
[06:40] Shinpachi
    Edo's being turned into
    a city full of old people!
[06:44] Shinpachi
    What's the meaning of this?!
    What happened to Edo?
[06:49] Kamenashi
    That's the Treasure Box G,
[06:51] Kamenashi
    a weapon developed in Ryugu
    Palace that hastens old age.
[06:54] Shinpachi
    Ryugu Palace?! Ryugu Palace
    launched that attack on Edo?!
[06:59] Hasegawa
    What's the meaning of this? Isn't
    this Ryugu Palace, too?!
[07:02] Hasegawa
    Don't tell me you're an enemy, too!
[07:04] Kamenashi
    If I was your enemy, I wouldn't have
    taken the time to bring you here.
[07:08] Kamenashi
    It's dark at the root of seaweed.
SIGN    
[07:10] Shinpachi
    You mean, "It's dark at the
    base of a lighthouse.
[07:12] Shinpachi
    Kamenashi-san, did you bring
    us to this island to save us...
[07:16] Shinpachi
    from that disaster?
[07:17] Kamenashi
    That's half right and half wrong.
[07:21] Kamenashi
    I brought you all here because
    I believe you are
[07:24] Kamenashi
    the only people who can crush
    Otohime and her plan.
[07:32] Shinpachi
    Look over there!
[07:33] Soldier H
    Hurry up, hurry up, hurry
    up! Don't waste time.
[07:36] Soldier H
    You stupid, slow turtles! Do you want
    me to whack you onto your backs?
[07:39] Kame Soldier A
    Kamenashi!! Come on out!
[07:43] Kame Soldier A
    You're the captain of the brothel
    owner's bodyguards!
[07:46] Kame Soldier A
    We're going to punish you with death for
    starting a revolt against Otohime-sama.
[07:50] Kame Soldier A
    We know you're harboring Earthlings!
    All Earthlings are to be annihilated!
[07:56] ---
    All you Earthlings...
[07:57] Kame Soldier A
    Surrender immediately!
[07:58] Kamenashi
    Tsk! He's on to me. Let's go.
[08:01] Shinpachi
    Huh? Hey... Wait!
[08:02] Kame Soldier B
    There he is!
[08:02] Kame Soldier B
    Over there! It's Kamenashi!
[08:07] Shinpachi
    Hey! What's going on?!
[08:09] Shinpachi
    We came here to have
    a fun summer vacation!
[08:11] Shinpachi
    We're on summer vacation!
[08:12] Kamenashi
    I'll give it to you straight.
[08:14] Kamenashi
    Otohime, the ruler of Ryugu Palace,
    plans to conquer this planet.
[08:17] Kamenashi
    At this rate, Earth will become
    a planet full of only the elderly!
[08:22] Kamenashi
    I discovered her plan and went
    looking for the bravest people
[08:26] Kamenashi
    who could defeat Otohime and her plan!
SIGN    [Doraimon]
[08:29] Kamenashi
    But I was forced into committing
    evil deeds while I searched
[08:32] Kamenashi
    for the right people who had pure
    souls and could not tolerate evil!
[08:35] Kamenashi
    Yes! You are those people!
[08:37] Shinpachi
    You weren't forced!
[08:39] Shinpachi
    You abandoned your wife.
[08:40] Shinpachi
    Why are you running away with
    such voyeuristic-looking videos.
[08:43] ---
    What's with the "Doraimon" label?! You're
    completely trying to disguise them!
[08:48] Otae
    There are turtles everywhere.
    We're completely surrounded.
[08:52] Hasegawa
    We've been cornered!! What do we do?!
[08:56] Kyubei
    Crap! Of all times, why are the people
    we can rely on the most not here?!
[09:02] Shinpachi
    Try your best to hold out!
[09:04] Shinpachi
    Just a little longer.
[09:06] Shinpachi
    I'm sure they'll come.
[09:09] Hasegawa
    Hey! What are you doing?
[09:11] Shinpachi
    Gin-san will...
[09:13] Old Gintoki
    Hey, sorry to keep you waiting.
[09:16] Shinpachi (Mono)
    Gin-san...
[09:18] Old Gintoki
    I'm coming right over. Wait for me.
[09:21] Old Gintoki
    Shin, Shin...what was it?
[09:25] Old Katsura
    It's Shinichiro-kun. You've gotten big.
[09:29] Old Katsura
    Come here. I'll give you 50 yen.
[09:33] Shinpachi
    Umm... Who are these old guys?
[09:37] Kagura
    It's Gin-chan and Zura.
[09:39] Old Katsura
    I'm not "Zura." I'm Ka, Ka...
[09:46] ---
    What was I saying?
[09:48] Old Gintoki
    I believe you were saying something
    about Kamille Bidan.
SIGN    [Note: Parody of Kamille Bidan from GUNDAM Z.]
[09:53] Old Katsura
    That's right. Ka, Ka...
[09:57] Kamenashi
    Don't tell me you touched the sample
[10:01] Kamenashi
    Treasure Box G I snuck
    out of Ryugu Palace.
[10:04] Old Katsura
    What sample?
[10:06] Old Gintoki
    I don't know.
[10:07] Old Katsura
    Anyway, I've been wondering:
    Who are you?
[10:12] Old Gintoki
    Who are you?
[10:14] Shinpachi
    No way!!
[10:25] Kame Solder A
    Excuse me.
[10:27] Kame Solder A
    We have captured the rebellious
    former captain of the guard,
[10:31] Kame Solder A
    Kamenashi, along with six Earthlings
    and one Amanto.
[10:34] Otohime
    Yes. Good work. I commend you. Kamenashi
    is to be immediately executed.
[10:39] Otohime
    Use a treasure box on the
    rest of the Earthlings.
[10:42] Soldier
    Understood.
[10:46] Otohime
    Now all the beautiful people
    on this planet will disappear.
[10:49] Otohime
    I have no need of anyone in this world
    who is more beautiful than me.
[10:52] ---
    I am the most beautiful
    creature in the world.
[10:56] ---
    I, Otohime, the ruler of Ryugu.
[11:09] Hostess A
    Look, look! Look at all the fish swimming!
[11:12] Hostess B
    This is like a dream!
[11:13] Hostess B
    I never dreamed of being able to spend
    summer vacation at Ryugu Palace!
[11:16] Ane
    Pops Matsudaira, thank you so much!
[11:20] Matsudaira
    This is the life.
[11:23] Matsudaira
    Only you beautiful girls
[11:24] Matsudaira
    of Cabaret Smile can wash
    away the filth in my world.
[11:28] ---
    I'll be the one who serves you today.
[11:32] ---
    Have as much fun as you like.
[11:35] Ane
    Matchan, I love you!
[11:37] Matsudaira
    All right! Bring me some Dom Perignon!
[11:40] Hanako
    He's not doing anything here that
    he doesn't do at the hostess club.
[11:45] Oryo
    He's apparently a VIP member.
[11:47] Oryo
    He always spends his summers here.
    Celebrities really are spoiled.
[11:52] Hanako
    That's so true. Otae-chan should
    have come with us.
[11:55] Oryo
    I can't get in touch with her.
    I wonder what she's doing.
[11:58] Hanako
    It's not every day you get
    to come to Ryugu Palace.
[12:02] Oryo
    That's true. I thought it was just
    the product of a folktale.
[12:05] Hanako
    It's really just a super exclusive
    luxury resort, isn't it?
[12:10] Hanako
    After all, Urashima-han had fun here
    until he became an old man.
SIGN    [Note: Hanako is talking with an Osaka accent.]
[12:15] Oryo
    We shouldn't overdo it.
[12:17] Matsudaira
    Tsk, tsk, tsk. This place isn't
    such an easygoing place.
[12:22] Matsudaira
    Ryugu Palace used to be a
    giant mobile luxury brothel.
[12:27] Matsudaira
    It used to travel between planet nations.
[12:30] Matsudaira
    It doesn't belong to any country.
[12:32] ---
    As an organization that
    is beyond the law,
[12:34] ---
    it's received many favors
    from powerful people
[12:36] ---
    and has gained enormous influence.
[12:40] Matsudaira
    Right now, it's a moving palace,
[12:44] Matsudaira
    no, a city-state that has as much
    power as a single country.
[12:47] Hanako
    Why does a palace with that much
    power stay in these waters?
[12:52] Matsudaira
    Huh? Well...
[12:55] Matsudaira
    Uh, hold on a second.
[12:56] ---
    Hello? Huh? I'm at Ryugu
    Palace right now.
[13:00] Hostess A
    Ah! The Dom Perignon is here!
[13:04] Ane
    What could this be?
[13:06] Matsudaira
    Huh?
[13:10] ---
    Edo has been turned into a
    city full of elderly chumps?
[13:13] ---
    What kind of nonsense
    are you talking about?
[13:26] Shinpachi
    They're still bringing in the people
    who have been turned old.
[13:30] Shinpachi
    We're going to become like that, too.
[13:32] Kyubei
    I'm not sure what she's up to,
[13:33] Kyubei
    but it looks like Otohime really wants to
[13:35] Kyubei
    turn this country into nothing
    but old people.
[13:38] Hasegawa
    What are we going to do?
[13:40] Hasegawa
    The turtle was taken somewhere else,
[13:43] Hasegawa
    we can't move, and those
    two are still like that.
[13:47] Hasegawa
    Why have they been watching
    sumo all day?
SIGN    [Note: Elderly people in Japan like to watch sumo.]
[13:51] Hasegawa
    Why is there a TV in this cell?
[13:53] Kagura
    Gin-chan, what are you eating?
[13:56] Shinpachi
    He's not eating. He just
    doesn't have any teeth.
[13:58] Kagura
    What are you secretly
    eating by yourself?
[14:01] Shinpachi
    He's not eating anything.
[14:02] Kagura
    Give it to me!
[14:04] Kagura
    I want to eat it, too!
[14:05] Shinpachi
    Kagura-chan, he's not eating anything!
[14:07] Shinpachi
    And were you really going to
    eat what was in his mouth?!
[14:10] Kagura
    Hand it over!
[14:11] Old Katsura
    Shut up! Why are you
    making such a fuss?!
[14:15] Old Katsura
    Don't just stay indoors all day.
[14:17] Old Katsura
    Children should play outside,
    you lazy bums!
[14:20] Shinpachi
    Then get rid of the iron bars, you old fart!
[14:22] Kagura
    I want to... I want to eat it, too!
[14:26] Old Katsura
    Honestly. Young people these days...
[14:29] Old Katsura
    They have their Family Computers
    and their Mega Drives...
SIGN    [Note: Family Computer (Famicom) = NES. Mega Drive = Sega Master System.]
[14:34] Old Katsura
    They stay in the house all the time.
[14:36] Shinpachi
    All of your examples are old.
[14:39] Old Katsura
    When Gintoki and I were young,
[14:42] Old Katsura
    we would run around the mountains and only
    play with our Mega Drives in our free time.
[14:47] Shinpachi
    In the end, you played with them, too!
[14:50] Old Gintoki
    Zura, you...
[15:00] ---
    In the end you played with
    the Mega Drive, too.
[15:03] Shinpachi
    You took way too long to comment!
[15:05] Shinpachi
    How long of a pause do you need?!
[15:07] Shinpachi
    I already commented on that.
[15:09] Shinpachi
    You don't need to push yourself.
    Just leave it to me.
[15:13] Old Gintoki
    Don't treat me like an old geezer.
[15:15] Old Gintoki
    I still won't lose to you young folks.
[15:18] Old Katsura
    As I would have expected
    of you, Gintoki.
[15:20] Old Katsura
    Young people are so rude
    and unrefined these days.
[15:25] Old Katsura
    When we were young...
[15:28] Shinpachi
    These guys are really annoying!
[15:29] Shinpachi
    Let's ignore them the next time
    they say something silly.
[15:32] Kyubei
    What on earth happened?
[15:33] Kyubei
    They've completely became old geezers.
[15:36] Shinpachi
    Do you think there's a way
    to turn them back?
[15:39] Kyube
    We probably have to ask
    Otohime in person.
[15:42] Kyube
    I don't think she'll just tell us, though.
[15:45] Otae
    It's not a big deal if we leave
    them like this, is it?
[15:47] ---
    Gin-san was always like this, wasn't he?
[15:50] Shinpachi
    No, he was a little brighter, Sis.
[15:53] Hasegawa
    No, he was kind of like this.
[15:55] Hasegawa
    He's always had white hair and
    he's been kind of like this
[15:57] Hasegawa
    since we've been on the
    air for three years.
[16:00] Shinpachi
    You are all just as lazy as him!
[16:02] Old Gintoki
    Hey...
[16:03] Shinpachi
    It's all right. I already commented,
    so you don't need to say anything.
[16:07] Old Gintoki
    In the end you played with
    the Mega Drive, too.
[16:11] Shinpachi
    You said that already. That's
    the wrong comment.
[16:15] Kame Soldier C
    I want one of you to come
    with me. You there...
[16:17] Kame Soldier C
    Come with me.
[16:21] Kyubei
    Wait, I'll go, too...
[16:24] Otae
    Take care of everyone.
[16:29] Shinpachi
    Sis!
[16:34] Shinpachi
    Crap!
[16:36] Shinpachi
    What should we do? What
    in the world do we do?
[16:40] Kyubei
    Let's defeat Otohime.
[16:42] Kyubei
    Let's save Otae-chan,
[16:44] Kyubei
    turn everyone back to normal
    and crush Otohime's plan.
[16:49] Kyubei
    Now that everyone on this
    planet has become old,
[16:51] Kyubei
    we're the only ones who can do it.
[16:54] Shinpachi
    But how?
[16:56] Kame Soldier D
    Keep walking!
[16:58] Kamenashi
    Please spare my life.
[17:01] Kame Soldier D
    It's too late to beg for your life now!
[17:03] Kame Soldier D
    You can regret ever becoming an enemy
    of Otohime-sama in the next world!
[17:07] Hasegawa
    Kamenashi...
[17:11] Kamenashi
    Quickly, grab the keys!
[17:13] Kagura
    Good work, Kamenashi!
[17:16] Shinpachi
    You did it, Kagura-chan.
[17:18] Kamenashi
    What was the point of me doing that?!
[17:20] Kame Soldier E
    What are you doing?!
[17:22] Kame Soldier E
    Fire!
[17:27] Hasegawa
    Out of the way, old man!
[17:28] Hasegawa
    You don't have much
    longer, so let me live!
[17:31] Old Gintoki
    You probably won't have a decent
    life anyway, so let me live.
[17:37] Shinpachi
    Katsura-san, what are
    you doing?! Look out!
[17:41] Old Katsura
    I'm not "Katsura," I'm "Matsu."
SIGN    [Note: "Matsu" means pine tree.]
[17:43] Shinpachi
    Even though he's an old geezer,
    he really hasn't changed at all!
[17:55] Seahorse
    There's been a prison break!
[17:57] Kame Soldier F
    Kamenashi's escaped!
[17:59] Kame Soldier G
    Six of his accomplices are with
    him! If you find them, kill them!
[18:03] Hasegawa
    Hey, hey, is this really all right?
[18:06] Shinpachi
    We're finished if they find us.
[18:08] Kamenashi
    Act like a turtle.
[18:10] Kamenashi
    If you make any suspicious moves,
    they'll notice immediately.
[18:13] Hasegawa
    Act like a turtle? You're barely a turtle.
[18:16] Hasegawa
    You're just some guy.
[18:18] Kamenashi
    Don't forget to add "kelp" and "seaweed"
    to the end of your sentences.
[18:21] Shinpachi
    You don't do that.
[18:23] Soldier G
    Hey, what's wrong? Hang in there!
[18:25] Kame Soldier G
    She's getting ready to lay eggs!
    Someone call for help!
[18:27] Kame Soldier G
    She's going to lay eggs!
[18:31] Hasegawa
    It's all right. We'll look after
    her. Sorry for the trouble.
[18:38] Shinpachi
    That's too realistic!
[18:40] Kagura
    But he said to act like a turtle.
[18:42] Kyubei
    Cut it out.
[18:44] Kyubei
    What were you planning to do if the
    enemy realized who you were?!
[18:46] Shinpachi
    You were gonna try it too, huh?!
SIGN    [Note: Sea turtle eggs look a lot like pong pong balls.]
[18:47] Shinpachi
    Why else would you be holding
    ping pong balls?!
[18:49] Kyubei
    Well, I got it from them.
[18:51] Old Katsura
    Come on. Don't be afraid.
    Open your eyes!
[18:53] Old Katsura
    Keep your eye on the balls!
[18:54] Shinpachi
    That's definitely Kameda!
    And that's so old!!
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[18:57] Shinpachi
    Hey! All of you, cut it out!
[19:00] Shinpachi
    This is more clowning around
    than you've ever done before.
[19:01] Shinpachi
    I can't handle all of this by myself.
[19:04] Kyubei
    I'm not acting silly, Shinpachi-kun.
[19:07] Old Gintoki
    In the end you played with
    the Mega Drive, too.
[19:11] Shinpachi
    I don't need your help!
[19:16] Kame Soldier C
    Otohime-sama, I've brought
    you one of the prisoners.
[19:20] Otohime
    Honestly, they sure are stubborn.
    They still want to defy me?
[19:25] Otohime
    I commend them on their persistence.
[19:28] Otae
    Are you Otohime-sama?
[19:30] Otae
    You called me here and you're not
    even going to show me your face?
[19:33] Otae
    Or is your face so ugly you
    can't show anyone?
[19:39] Otohime
    What a spirited young girl. My apologies.
[19:42] ---
    I heard there was a young
    lady amongst the rebels.
[19:45] ---
    I called you here because
    I wanted to see your face.
[19:49] Kamenashi
    I was once the Captain of Otohime's
    bodyguards at Ryugu Palace.
[19:55] Kamenashi
    Yes, back then Otohime was a
    sparkling pearl of the ocean.
[20:02] Kamenashi
    Ryugu Palace was a paradise that
    soared across the universe.
[20:07] Kamenashi
    We weren't bound by anyone and
    we didn't encroach upon anyone.
[20:09] Kamenashi
    We were a free country.
[20:13] Kamenashi
    Do you want to know why Ryugu Palace
    has dwelled in the oceans of...
[20:20] Kamenashi
    this remote planet for so long?
[20:23] Kamenashi
    Long ago, a young man
    came to Ryugu Palace.
[20:27] Kamenashi
    He had come to the rescue of
    one of our messenger turtles.
[20:30] Kamenashi
    That kind young man was
    specially invited here.
[20:33] Kamenashi
    Otohime grew very fond of him and
    gave him a warm reception.
[20:38] Kamenashi
    But Ryugu Palace flies far distances
    between planet nations.
[20:43] Kamenashi
    And time moves very differently
    than it does on Earth.
[20:46] Kamenashi
    When the man returned to Earth...
[20:49] Kamenashi
    Everyone he loved was gone.
[20:53] Kamenashi
    Upon hearing this, Otohime
    became very sorrowful.
[20:58] Kamenashi
    She sunk Ryugu Palace into the
    seas of this small island nation
[21:02] Kamenashi
    and it has never left since.
[21:05] Kamenashi
    She discarded her position and honor
[21:07] Kamenashi
    so this tragedy would
    never happen again.
[21:10] Kamenashi
    She used to be so kind,
    noble, and beautiful.
[21:15] Kamenashi
    But little by little she changed.
[21:19] Otohime
    Don't worry.
[21:21] Otohime
    If you were a young and beautiful girl
    I wasn't just going to make you old,
[21:25] Otohime
    I would've taken your life.
[21:28] Otohime
    But since you're not, I can toss
    you aside. I'm much cuter.
[21:35] Otae
    Huh?! Bring it on!
[21:37] Otae
    Show your face! Let's settle
    this fairly, you wench!
[21:41] Otohime
    Huh?! You want to fight?! You
    think you can beat me?!
[21:46] Kamenashi
    As Otohime grew older and passed
    the 2,000 year mark,
[21:49] Kamenashi
    she became more obsessed
    with staying beautiful.
[21:51] ---
    She sent her soldiers everywhere
[21:53] ---
    in search of ways to keep herself young.
[21:57] ---
    She even used up all the public
    funds on stupid research.
[21:59] Kamenashi
    The country quickly became bankrupt.
[22:02] ---
    And in the end we ended
    up creating a device
[22:03] ---
    that for some reason made people
    not younger, but older.
[22:07] ---
    The Treasure Box G.
[22:10] Kamenashi
    Otohime gave up her quest for
    eternal youth and beauty.
[22:13] Kamenashi
    And decided to use the box as revenge
[22:16] Kamenashi
    against those who had what
    she no longer did.
[22:19] Kamenashi
    In other words, she planned to turn
[22:21] Kamenashi
    all the people of Earth into old geezers.
[22:25] Kamenashi Otohime
    You're just a young brat, that's all!
[22:28] Kamenashi Otohime
    If I was younger... If only
    I was younger...
[22:36] Otae
    Your age isn't your only problem, tramp!
SIGN    [To be continued...]
SIGN    [Will everyone reach the palace safely?!]
SIGN    [What is the secret of Ryugu that Gintoki and the others find?]
SIGN    [Otohime versus Otae. How will it end?!]
SIGN    ["Beauty is Like a Summer Fruit"]
SIGN    [In order to split up the remaining fighting power evenly... Kamenashi takes out his secret weapon-the Spouzer.]
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SIGN    [Gintoki and his friends' fighting power will be revealed next week!! Yes!! I'm getting kind of excited!]
SIGN    [Note: Parody of ending
    remark from Dragon Ball]