# E116 - “The Older, The Wiser”
Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/watch/G6NQ1X8X6/the-older-the-wiser)
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***SIGN*** [Otohime's plan strikes Edo!! The Treasure Box G turns everyone old.]
***SIGN***
***SIGN*** ["The Older, The Wiser"]
**[01:50] Shinpachi**
This is it. You think we
can use this cave?
**[01:54] Shinpachi**
It'll at least put a roof over our heads.
**[01:57] Shinpachi**
There's a skeleton, though.
**[01:59] Kyubei**
These are the remains of someone
who drifted to this island like we did.
**[02:03] Kyubei**
If we don't come up with a plan to
escape soon, we'll end up like that.
**[02:07] Kamenashi**
Huh? Shinpachi-san?
**[02:09] Shinpachi**
K-Kamenashi-san?!
**[02:10] Kamenashi**
I've been looking for you...
**[02:12] Shinpachi**
Don't give me that! Where the hell
have you been, you stupid turtle?!
**[02:20] Kamenashi**
Ow. Hey, let go...
**[02:22] Shinpachi**
How dare you repay my
kindness with ill will!
**[02:24] Shinpachi**
You were going to take
us to Ryugu Palace?!
**[02:25] Shinpachi**
Because of you, we're stuck
on this deserted island!
**[02:28] Kyubei**
Shinpachi-kun, calm down.
**[02:30] Kamenashi**
Huh? Hey... What are you
saying? Deserted island?
**[02:32] Shinpachi**
This is a deserted island! How could
you do this? There's nothing here!
**[02:38] Kamenashi**
Huh? This isn't a deserted Island.
This is Ryugu Palace.
**[02:47] Shinpachi**
Wh-What the hell kind of nonsense
are you taking about?!
**[02:50] Shinpachi**
Of all the things to say!
**[02:52] ---**
If this is Ryugu Palace, then my toilet
is also Ryugu Palace, damn it!
**[02:57] Kyubei**
Calm down, Shinpachi-kun!
**[02:58] Kyubei**
If your toilet is Ryugu Palace, is it okay to say
that my microwave is also Ryugu Palace?
**[03:03] Kyubei**
I can say that, right?
**[03:04] Shinpachi**
I don't care!
**[03:06] Otae**
Shin-chan...
**[03:08] Otae**
Did you find something?
**[03:10] Shinpachi**
Sis!
**[03:11] Shinpachi**
We found food! Today, we'll
be dining on turtle stew!
**[03:14] Otae**
Oh my.
**[03:15] Kamenashi**
Wait, wait, wait! I'm serious!
This is Ryugu Palace!
**[03:18] Kamenashi**
I swear on kelp! No, I swear on seaweed!
**[03:21] Shinpachi**
That's pretty much the same thing!
**[03:23] Kyubei**
Shinpachi-kun, Shinpachi-kun...
**[03:24] Shinpachi**
What is it?
***SIGN*** [Ryugu Palace, 3-chome, 2-5-3]
**[03:29] Kamenashi**
Well, I'm really glad that everyone's safe.
**[03:33] Kamenashi**
I never expected you guys would
wash up near my house.
**[03:37] Shinpachi**
What?! Hey, wait! What?!
**[03:41] Shinpachi**
R-Ryugu Palace! This is Ryugu Palace?!
**[03:44] Kamenashi**
Yes. Well, this IS Ryugu Palace,
but this is the very outskirts of it.
**[03:48] Kamenashi**
Pretty much near Saitama prefecture.
**[03:50] Shinpachi**
N-No way!
**[03:52] ---**
Then how do you explain that?!
**[03:55] ---**
There's a dead body in Ryugu Palace!
**[03:57] ---**
No matter how I look at it, that was
someone who got lost at sea here!
**[03:59] Kamenashi**
Oh, this is my wife.
**[04:02] Shinpachi**
What?! Your wife?! This is your wife?!
**[04:05] Kamenashi**
She's not dead.
**[04:06] Kamenashi**
She just gets really tired when she's laying
eggs and tends to grow very thin.
**[04:09] Kamenashi**
She even stops moving.
**[04:10] Shinpachi**
Thin? She's a skeleton!
**[04:13] Kamenashi**
Midori, say hello to everyone.
**[04:19] Kamenashi**
Sorry, my wife is a bit shy.
**[04:23] Shinpachi**
She's not shy. She's a lot of things
but shy isn't one of them!
***SIGN*** [Save me...]
**[04:27] Kamenashi**
Shoot, you scratched up the floor again?
**[04:30] Kamenashi**
Oh well...
**[04:31] ---**
One more month until the due date,
huh? I understand your suffering.
**[04:35] ---**
I'll help you out. Just lay
some healthy eggs.
**[04:38] Shinpachi**
She's beyond help!
**[04:41] Kamenashi**
Make sure you put your shell
on when you sleep.
**[04:43] Kyubei**
What's the meaning of this?
**[04:45] Shinpachi**
Anyway, it seems that this
isn't a deserted island.
**[04:48] Hasegawa**
Does that mean we can return
to our normal lives?
**[04:53] Shinpachi**
All right! We can leave! I'm
sick of Ryugu Palace!
**[04:57] ---**
We had a lot of complications, but I'll
have no complaints if we can leave!
**[05:00] ---**
Let's get out of this place right now.
**[05:02] Shinpachi**
Hey, turtle! Get us off of this island immediately!
We're sick of this place!
**[05:08] Kamenashi**
Where will you go back to?
**[05:09] Shinpachi**
Huh?
**[05:10] Kamenashi**
There's nothing for you
to return to anymore.
**[05:22] Man A**
Wh-What is that?
**[05:24] Man A**
Turtles?! An armada of turtles
is headed this way!
**[05:29] Man A**
Run away!
**[05:42] Man B**
Hey...
**[05:42] Man B**
What is that?
**[05:54] Hanano**
Just take a look at the terrible
thing that's happening to Edo.
**[05:58] Hanano**
Machines that look like turtles suddenly appeared
and dropped mysterious boxes.
**[06:02] Hanano**
The gas emitted from these boxes is turning
everyone in Edo into old fogies.
**[06:09] ---**
What's happening?
**[06:11] ---**
What exactly are those turtles,
those boxes, and that gas?
**[06:15] ---**
Back to the studio.
**[06:19] Kusano**
Hanano announcer, some people claim
that this is some sort of bio-terrorism.
**[06:23] Kusano**
Have you received any information
concerning that?
**[06:25] Old Hanano**
Umm, well... I forgot.
**[06:32] Kusano**
Hanano announcer? That's odd.
**[06:34] Kusano**
The video feed doesn't seem
to be coming in very well.
**[06:37] Kusano**
Out of the way old lady! Well, let's
cut to a commercial break for now.
**[06:40] Shinpachi**
Edo's being turned into
a city full of old people!
**[06:44] Shinpachi**
What's the meaning of this?!
What happened to Edo?
**[06:49] Kamenashi**
That's the Treasure Box G,
**[06:51] Kamenashi**
a weapon developed in Ryugu
Palace that hastens old age.
**[06:54] Shinpachi**
Ryugu Palace?! Ryugu Palace
launched that attack on Edo?!
**[06:59] Hasegawa**
What's the meaning of this? Isn't
this Ryugu Palace, too?!
**[07:02] Hasegawa**
Don't tell me you're an enemy, too!
**[07:04] Kamenashi**
If I was your enemy, I wouldn't have
taken the time to bring you here.
**[07:08] Kamenashi**
It's dark at the root of seaweed.
***SIGN***
**[07:10] Shinpachi**
You mean, "It's dark at the
base of a lighthouse.
**[07:12] Shinpachi**
Kamenashi-san, did you bring
us to this island to save us...
**[07:16] Shinpachi**
from that disaster?
**[07:17] Kamenashi**
That's half right and half wrong.
**[07:21] Kamenashi**
I brought you all here because
I believe you are
**[07:24] Kamenashi**
the only people who can crush
Otohime and her plan.
**[07:32] Shinpachi**
Look over there!
**[07:33] Soldier H**
Hurry up, hurry up, hurry
up! Don't waste time.
**[07:36] Soldier H**
You stupid, slow turtles! Do you want
me to whack you onto your backs?
**[07:39] Kame Soldier A**
Kamenashi!! Come on out!
**[07:43] Kame Soldier A**
You're the captain of the brothel
owner's bodyguards!
**[07:46] Kame Soldier A**
We're going to punish you with death for
starting a revolt against Otohime-sama.
**[07:50] Kame Soldier A**
We know you're harboring Earthlings!
All Earthlings are to be annihilated!
**[07:56] ---**
All you Earthlings...
**[07:57] Kame Soldier A**
Surrender immediately!
**[07:58] Kamenashi**
Tsk! He's on to me. Let's go.
**[08:01] Shinpachi**
Huh? Hey... Wait!
**[08:02] Kame Soldier B**
There he is!
**[08:02] Kame Soldier B**
Over there! It's Kamenashi!
**[08:07] Shinpachi**
Hey! What's going on?!
**[08:09] Shinpachi**
We came here to have
a fun summer vacation!
**[08:11] Shinpachi**
We're on summer vacation!
**[08:12] Kamenashi**
I'll give it to you straight.
**[08:14] Kamenashi**
Otohime, the ruler of Ryugu Palace,
plans to conquer this planet.
**[08:17] Kamenashi**
At this rate, Earth will become
a planet full of only the elderly!
**[08:22] Kamenashi**
I discovered her plan and went
looking for the bravest people
**[08:26] Kamenashi**
who could defeat Otohime and her plan!
***SIGN*** [Doraimon]
**[08:29] Kamenashi**
But I was forced into committing
evil deeds while I searched
**[08:32] Kamenashi**
for the right people who had pure
souls and could not tolerate evil!
**[08:35] Kamenashi**
Yes! You are those people!
**[08:37] Shinpachi**
You weren't forced!
**[08:39] Shinpachi**
You abandoned your wife.
**[08:40] Shinpachi**
Why are you running away with
such voyeuristic-looking videos.
**[08:43] ---**
What's with the "Doraimon" label?! You're
completely trying to disguise them!
**[08:48] Otae**
There are turtles everywhere.
We're completely surrounded.
**[08:52] Hasegawa**
We've been cornered!! What do we do?!
**[08:56] Kyubei**
Crap! Of all times, why are the people
we can rely on the most not here?!
**[09:02] Shinpachi**
Try your best to hold out!
**[09:04] Shinpachi**
Just a little longer.
**[09:06] Shinpachi**
I'm sure they'll come.
**[09:09] Hasegawa**
Hey! What are you doing?
**[09:11] Shinpachi**
Gin-san will...
**[09:13] Old Gintoki**
Hey, sorry to keep you waiting.
**[09:16] Shinpachi (Mono)**
Gin-san...
**[09:18] Old Gintoki**
I'm coming right over. Wait for me.
**[09:21] Old Gintoki**
Shin, Shin...what was it?
**[09:25] Old Katsura**
It's Shinichiro-kun. You've gotten big.
**[09:29] Old Katsura**
Come here. I'll give you 50 yen.
**[09:33] Shinpachi**
Umm... Who are these old guys?
**[09:37] Kagura**
It's Gin-chan and Zura.
**[09:39] Old Katsura**
I'm not "Zura." I'm Ka, Ka...
**[09:46] ---**
What was I saying?
**[09:48] Old Gintoki**
I believe you were saying something
about Kamille Bidan.
***SIGN*** [Note: Parody of Kamille Bidan from GUNDAM Z.]
**[09:53] Old Katsura**
That's right. Ka, Ka...
**[09:57] Kamenashi**
Don't tell me you touched the sample
**[10:01] Kamenashi**
Treasure Box G I snuck
out of Ryugu Palace.
**[10:04] Old Katsura**
What sample?
**[10:06] Old Gintoki**
I don't know.
**[10:07] Old Katsura**
Anyway, I've been wondering:
Who are you?
**[10:12] Old Gintoki**
Who are you?
**[10:14] Shinpachi**
No way!!
**[10:25] Kame Solder A**
Excuse me.
**[10:27] Kame Solder A**
We have captured the rebellious
former captain of the guard,
**[10:31] Kame Solder A**
Kamenashi, along with six Earthlings
and one Amanto.
**[10:34] Otohime**
Yes. Good work. I commend you. Kamenashi
is to be immediately executed.
**[10:39] Otohime**
Use a treasure box on the
rest of the Earthlings.
**[10:42] Soldier**
Understood.
**[10:46] Otohime**
Now all the beautiful people
on this planet will disappear.
**[10:49] Otohime**
I have no need of anyone in this world
who is more beautiful than me.
**[10:52] ---**
I am the most beautiful
creature in the world.
**[10:56] ---**
I, Otohime, the ruler of Ryugu.
**[11:09] Hostess A**
Look, look! Look at all the fish swimming!
**[11:12] Hostess B**
This is like a dream!
**[11:13] Hostess B**
I never dreamed of being able to spend
summer vacation at Ryugu Palace!
**[11:16] Ane**
Pops Matsudaira, thank you so much!
**[11:20] Matsudaira**
This is the life.
**[11:23] Matsudaira**
Only you beautiful girls
**[11:24] Matsudaira**
of Cabaret Smile can wash
away the filth in my world.
**[11:28] ---**
I'll be the one who serves you today.
**[11:32] ---**
Have as much fun as you like.
**[11:35] Ane**
Matchan, I love you!
**[11:37] Matsudaira**
All right! Bring me some Dom Perignon!
**[11:40] Hanako**
He's not doing anything here that
he doesn't do at the hostess club.
**[11:45] Oryo**
He's apparently a VIP member.
**[11:47] Oryo**
He always spends his summers here.
Celebrities really are spoiled.
**[11:52] Hanako**
That's so true. Otae-chan should
have come with us.
**[11:55] Oryo**
I can't get in touch with her.
I wonder what she's doing.
**[11:58] Hanako**
It's not every day you get
to come to Ryugu Palace.
**[12:02] Oryo**
That's true. I thought it was just
the product of a folktale.
**[12:05] Hanako**
It's really just a super exclusive
luxury resort, isn't it?
**[12:10] Hanako**
After all, Urashima-han had fun here
until he became an old man.
***SIGN*** [Note: Hanako is talking with an Osaka accent.]
**[12:15] Oryo**
We shouldn't overdo it.
**[12:17] Matsudaira**
Tsk, tsk, tsk. This place isn't
such an easygoing place.
**[12:22] Matsudaira**
Ryugu Palace used to be a
giant mobile luxury brothel.
**[12:27] Matsudaira**
It used to travel between planet nations.
**[12:30] Matsudaira**
It doesn't belong to any country.
**[12:32] ---**
As an organization that
is beyond the law,
**[12:34] ---**
it's received many favors
from powerful people
**[12:36] ---**
and has gained enormous influence.
**[12:40] Matsudaira**
Right now, it's a moving palace,
**[12:44] Matsudaira**
no, a city-state that has as much
power as a single country.
**[12:47] Hanako**
Why does a palace with that much
power stay in these waters?
**[12:52] Matsudaira**
Huh? Well...
**[12:55] Matsudaira**
Uh, hold on a second.
**[12:56] ---**
Hello? Huh? I'm at Ryugu
Palace right now.
**[13:00] Hostess A**
Ah! The Dom Perignon is here!
**[13:04] Ane**
What could this be?
**[13:06] Matsudaira**
Huh?
**[13:10] ---**
Edo has been turned into a
city full of elderly chumps?
**[13:13] ---**
What kind of nonsense
are you talking about?
**[13:26] Shinpachi**
They're still bringing in the people
who have been turned old.
**[13:30] Shinpachi**
We're going to become like that, too.
**[13:32] Kyubei**
I'm not sure what she's up to,
**[13:33] Kyubei**
but it looks like Otohime really wants to
**[13:35] Kyubei**
turn this country into nothing
but old people.
**[13:38] Hasegawa**
What are we going to do?
**[13:40] Hasegawa**
The turtle was taken somewhere else,
**[13:43] Hasegawa**
we can't move, and those
two are still like that.
**[13:47] Hasegawa**
Why have they been watching
sumo all day?
***SIGN*** [Note: Elderly people in Japan like to watch sumo.]
**[13:51] Hasegawa**
Why is there a TV in this cell?
**[13:53] Kagura**
Gin-chan, what are you eating?
**[13:56] Shinpachi**
He's not eating. He just
doesn't have any teeth.
**[13:58] Kagura**
What are you secretly
eating by yourself?
**[14:01] Shinpachi**
He's not eating anything.
**[14:02] Kagura**
Give it to me!
**[14:04] Kagura**
I want to eat it, too!
**[14:05] Shinpachi**
Kagura-chan, he's not eating anything!
**[14:07] Shinpachi**
And were you really going to
eat what was in his mouth?!
**[14:10] Kagura**
Hand it over!
**[14:11] Old Katsura**
Shut up! Why are you
making such a fuss?!
**[14:15] Old Katsura**
Don't just stay indoors all day.
**[14:17] Old Katsura**
Children should play outside,
you lazy bums!
**[14:20] Shinpachi**
Then get rid of the iron bars, you old fart!
**[14:22] Kagura**
I want to... I want to eat it, too!
**[14:26] Old Katsura**
Honestly. Young people these days...
**[14:29] Old Katsura**
They have their Family Computers
and their Mega Drives...
***SIGN*** [Note: Family Computer (Famicom) = NES. Mega Drive = Sega Master System.]
**[14:34] Old Katsura**
They stay in the house all the time.
**[14:36] Shinpachi**
All of your examples are old.
**[14:39] Old Katsura**
When Gintoki and I were young,
**[14:42] Old Katsura**
we would run around the mountains and only
play with our Mega Drives in our free time.
**[14:47] Shinpachi**
In the end, you played with them, too!
**[14:50] Old Gintoki**
Zura, you...
**[15:00] ---**
In the end you played with
the Mega Drive, too.
**[15:03] Shinpachi**
You took way too long to comment!
**[15:05] Shinpachi**
How long of a pause do you need?!
**[15:07] Shinpachi**
I already commented on that.
**[15:09] Shinpachi**
You don't need to push yourself.
Just leave it to me.
**[15:13] Old Gintoki**
Don't treat me like an old geezer.
**[15:15] Old Gintoki**
I still won't lose to you young folks.
**[15:18] Old Katsura**
As I would have expected
of you, Gintoki.
**[15:20] Old Katsura**
Young people are so rude
and unrefined these days.
**[15:25] Old Katsura**
When we were young...
**[15:28] Shinpachi**
These guys are really annoying!
**[15:29] Shinpachi**
Let's ignore them the next time
they say something silly.
**[15:32] Kyubei**
What on earth happened?
**[15:33] Kyubei**
They've completely became old geezers.
**[15:36] Shinpachi**
Do you think there's a way
to turn them back?
**[15:39] Kyube**
We probably have to ask
Otohime in person.
**[15:42] Kyube**
I don't think she'll just tell us, though.
**[15:45] Otae**
It's not a big deal if we leave
them like this, is it?
**[15:47] ---**
Gin-san was always like this, wasn't he?
**[15:50] Shinpachi**
No, he was a little brighter, Sis.
**[15:53] Hasegawa**
No, he was kind of like this.
**[15:55] Hasegawa**
He's always had white hair and
he's been kind of like this
**[15:57] Hasegawa**
since we've been on the
air for three years.
**[16:00] Shinpachi**
You are all just as lazy as him!
**[16:02] Old Gintoki**
Hey...
**[16:03] Shinpachi**
It's all right. I already commented,
so you don't need to say anything.
**[16:07] Old Gintoki**
In the end you played with
the Mega Drive, too.
**[16:11] Shinpachi**
You said that already. That's
the wrong comment.
**[16:15] Kame Soldier C**
I want one of you to come
with me. You there...
**[16:17] Kame Soldier C**
Come with me.
**[16:21] Kyubei**
Wait, I'll go, too...
**[16:24] Otae**
Take care of everyone.
**[16:29] Shinpachi**
Sis!
**[16:34] Shinpachi**
Crap!
**[16:36] Shinpachi**
What should we do? What
in the world do we do?
**[16:40] Kyubei**
Let's defeat Otohime.
**[16:42] Kyubei**
Let's save Otae-chan,
**[16:44] Kyubei**
turn everyone back to normal
and crush Otohime's plan.
**[16:49] Kyubei**
Now that everyone on this
planet has become old,
**[16:51] Kyubei**
we're the only ones who can do it.
**[16:54] Shinpachi**
But how?
**[16:56] Kame Soldier D**
Keep walking!
**[16:58] Kamenashi**
Please spare my life.
**[17:01] Kame Soldier D**
It's too late to beg for your life now!
**[17:03] Kame Soldier D**
You can regret ever becoming an enemy
of Otohime-sama in the next world!
**[17:07] Hasegawa**
Kamenashi...
**[17:11] Kamenashi**
Quickly, grab the keys!
**[17:13] Kagura**
Good work, Kamenashi!
**[17:16] Shinpachi**
You did it, Kagura-chan.
**[17:18] Kamenashi**
What was the point of me doing that?!
**[17:20] Kame Soldier E**
What are you doing?!
**[17:22] Kame Soldier E**
Fire!
**[17:27] Hasegawa**
Out of the way, old man!
**[17:28] Hasegawa**
You don't have much
longer, so let me live!
**[17:31] Old Gintoki**
You probably won't have a decent
life anyway, so let me live.
**[17:37] Shinpachi**
Katsura-san, what are
you doing?! Look out!
**[17:41] Old Katsura**
I'm not "Katsura," I'm "Matsu."
***SIGN*** [Note: "Matsu" means pine tree.]
**[17:43] Shinpachi**
Even though he's an old geezer,
he really hasn't changed at all!
**[17:55] Seahorse**
There's been a prison break!
**[17:57] Kame Soldier F**
Kamenashi's escaped!
**[17:59] Kame Soldier G**
Six of his accomplices are with
him! If you find them, kill them!
**[18:03] Hasegawa**
Hey, hey, is this really all right?
**[18:06] Shinpachi**
We're finished if they find us.
**[18:08] Kamenashi**
Act like a turtle.
**[18:10] Kamenashi**
If you make any suspicious moves,
they'll notice immediately.
**[18:13] Hasegawa**
Act like a turtle? You're barely a turtle.
**[18:16] Hasegawa**
You're just some guy.
**[18:18] Kamenashi**
Don't forget to add "kelp" and "seaweed"
to the end of your sentences.
**[18:21] Shinpachi**
You don't do that.
**[18:23] Soldier G**
Hey, what's wrong? Hang in there!
**[18:25] Kame Soldier G**
She's getting ready to lay eggs!
Someone call for help!
**[18:27] Kame Soldier G**
She's going to lay eggs!
**[18:31] Hasegawa**
It's all right. We'll look after
her. Sorry for the trouble.
**[18:38] Shinpachi**
That's too realistic!
**[18:40] Kagura**
But he said to act like a turtle.
**[18:42] Kyubei**
Cut it out.
**[18:44] Kyubei**
What were you planning to do if the
enemy realized who you were?!
**[18:46] Shinpachi**
You were gonna try it too, huh?!
***SIGN*** [Note: Sea turtle eggs look a lot like pong pong balls.]
**[18:47] Shinpachi**
Why else would you be holding
ping pong balls?!
**[18:49] Kyubei**
Well, I got it from them.
**[18:51] Old Katsura**
Come on. Don't be afraid.
Open your eyes!
**[18:53] Old Katsura**
Keep your eye on the balls!
**[18:54] Shinpachi**
That's definitely Kameda!
And that's so old!!
***SIGN***
**[18:57] Shinpachi**
Hey! All of you, cut it out!
**[19:00] Shinpachi**
This is more clowning around
than you've ever done before.
**[19:01] Shinpachi**
I can't handle all of this by myself.
**[19:04] Kyubei**
I'm not acting silly, Shinpachi-kun.
**[19:07] Old Gintoki**
In the end you played with
the Mega Drive, too.
**[19:11] Shinpachi**
I don't need your help!
**[19:16] Kame Soldier C**
Otohime-sama, I've brought
you one of the prisoners.
**[19:20] Otohime**
Honestly, they sure are stubborn.
They still want to defy me?
**[19:25] Otohime**
I commend them on their persistence.
**[19:28] Otae**
Are you Otohime-sama?
**[19:30] Otae**
You called me here and you're not
even going to show me your face?
**[19:33] Otae**
Or is your face so ugly you
can't show anyone?
**[19:39] Otohime**
What a spirited young girl. My apologies.
**[19:42] ---**
I heard there was a young
lady amongst the rebels.
**[19:45] ---**
I called you here because
I wanted to see your face.
**[19:49] Kamenashi**
I was once the Captain of Otohime's
bodyguards at Ryugu Palace.
**[19:55] Kamenashi**
Yes, back then Otohime was a
sparkling pearl of the ocean.
**[20:02] Kamenashi**
Ryugu Palace was a paradise that
soared across the universe.
**[20:07] Kamenashi**
We weren't bound by anyone and
we didn't encroach upon anyone.
**[20:09] Kamenashi**
We were a free country.
**[20:13] Kamenashi**
Do you want to know why Ryugu Palace
has dwelled in the oceans of...
**[20:20] Kamenashi**
this remote planet for so long?
**[20:23] Kamenashi**
Long ago, a young man
came to Ryugu Palace.
**[20:27] Kamenashi**
He had come to the rescue of
one of our messenger turtles.
**[20:30] Kamenashi**
That kind young man was
specially invited here.
**[20:33] Kamenashi**
Otohime grew very fond of him and
gave him a warm reception.
**[20:38] Kamenashi**
But Ryugu Palace flies far distances
between planet nations.
**[20:43] Kamenashi**
And time moves very differently
than it does on Earth.
**[20:46] Kamenashi**
When the man returned to Earth...
**[20:49] Kamenashi**
Everyone he loved was gone.
**[20:53] Kamenashi**
Upon hearing this, Otohime
became very sorrowful.
**[20:58] Kamenashi**
She sunk Ryugu Palace into the
seas of this small island nation
**[21:02] Kamenashi**
and it has never left since.
**[21:05] Kamenashi**
She discarded her position and honor
**[21:07] Kamenashi**
so this tragedy would
never happen again.
**[21:10] Kamenashi**
She used to be so kind,
noble, and beautiful.
**[21:15] Kamenashi**
But little by little she changed.
**[21:19] Otohime**
Don't worry.
**[21:21] Otohime**
If you were a young and beautiful girl
I wasn't just going to make you old,
**[21:25] Otohime**
I would've taken your life.
**[21:28] Otohime**
But since you're not, I can toss
you aside. I'm much cuter.
**[21:35] Otae**
Huh?! Bring it on!
**[21:37] Otae**
Show your face! Let's settle
this fairly, you wench!
**[21:41] Otohime**
Huh?! You want to fight?! You
think you can beat me?!
**[21:46] Kamenashi**
As Otohime grew older and passed
the 2,000 year mark,
**[21:49] Kamenashi**
she became more obsessed
with staying beautiful.
**[21:51] ---**
She sent her soldiers everywhere
**[21:53] ---**
in search of ways to keep herself young.
**[21:57] ---**
She even used up all the public
funds on stupid research.
**[21:59] Kamenashi**
The country quickly became bankrupt.
**[22:02] ---**
And in the end we ended
up creating a device
**[22:03] ---**
that for some reason made people
not younger, but older.
**[22:07] ---**
The Treasure Box G.
**[22:10] Kamenashi**
Otohime gave up her quest for
eternal youth and beauty.
**[22:13] Kamenashi**
And decided to use the box as revenge
**[22:16] Kamenashi**
against those who had what
she no longer did.
**[22:19] Kamenashi**
In other words, she planned to turn
**[22:21] Kamenashi**
all the people of Earth into old geezers.
**[22:25] Kamenashi Otohime**
You're just a young brat, that's all!
**[22:28] Kamenashi Otohime**
If I was younger... If only
I was younger...
**[22:36] Otae**
Your age isn't your only problem, tramp!
***SIGN*** [To be continued...]
***SIGN*** [Will everyone reach the palace safely?!]
***SIGN*** [What is the secret of Ryugu that Gintoki and the others find?]
***SIGN*** [Otohime versus Otae. How will it end?!]
***SIGN*** ["Beauty is Like a Summer Fruit"]
***SIGN*** [In order to split up the remaining fighting power evenly... Kamenashi takes out his secret weapon-the Spouzer.]
***SIGN***
***SIGN*** [Gintoki and his friends' fighting power will be revealed next week!! Yes!! I'm getting kind of excited!]
***SIGN*** [Note: Parody of ending
remark from Dragon Ball]