E256.C - Gintama Classic - Why Not Talk About the Old Days for a Change?
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[00:16] TANAKAWOMANMAN IN BLACK A
Welcome home, Ojiki!
[00:18] TANAKA
Hey, where's sis?
[00:19] MAN IN BLACK A
She's waiting upstairs.
[00:26] WOMAN A
Papa! Papa!
[00:33] WOMAN C
What?! Tanaka?!
[00:35] WOMAN C
You idiot! Don't just stand there!
Bring me the head of the guy who did it!
[00:39] MAN IN BLACK B
S-Sorry.
[00:41] WOMAN C
You little turd.
[00:42] STAINLESS BOY
Sis, allow me to be of assistance.
[00:47] MAN IN BLACK C
You two! Go that way!
[00:49] MEN IN BLACK
Yes!
[00:54] MAN IN BLACK D
Hey!
[00:55] MAN IN BLACK D
Why are you sneaking
around? Show yourself!
[01:05] STAINLESS BOY
That psychogun attached to your arm...
you're the Black Dragon, aren't you?
[01:15] STAINLESS BOY
Do you know why they
call me Stainless Boy?
[01:18] STAINLESS BOY
That's because my body is made of a
specially armored stainless steel.
[01:22] STAINLESS BOY
That psychogun on your arm is useless.
[01:27] KANEMARU (mono)
That's right. I'm the Black Dragon.
[01:31] KANEMARU (mono)
The man with a gun for a right hand.
[01:32] KANEMARU (mono)
In a mad dash to kill me, they've
done everything they can.
[01:37] KANEMARU (mono)
In front of me, somebody
dies all the time.
[01:42] KANEMARU (mono)
Someone always fires
a gun, but you know,
[01:45] KANEMARU (mono)
I really got sick and tired
of that too much stupid days.
[01:50] KANEMARU (mono)
I threw away my face at all,
and got rid of my past,
[01:56] KANEMARU (mono)
too the silly, funny, and bloody days...
SIGN [Thanks for everything this year. Here's wishing for a prosperous new year! From Snack Otose]
[03:51] SHINPACHI
What? It's not dondake?
I was sure it would win.
SIGN [Snack House Otose]
[03:56] SHINPACHI
the Space Buzzword Grand Prix this year.
[03:58] KAGURA
It won in Edo, but, it's not even
in the top 50. Space is big.
[04:04] KAGURA
Umm... What was fourth
place? Smegma Prince?
[04:08] SHINPACHI
Ah. This year we still have
that senseless "prince" boom.
[04:12] KAGURA
Oh. Huh? "Prince" is at number eight.
[04:14] KAGURA
I believe number four is
"Where are the EXLE CDs?"
[04:19] SHINPACHI
What is that? Is that really popular?
[04:21] KAGURA
Third place is "My grandson asked me."
[04:25] SHINPACHI
Why are fourth place and
third place connected?
[04:27] SHINPACHI
It sounds just like an old lady is
trying to get an EXLE CD for her grandson.
[04:32] SHINPACHI
That grandson should buy his own CD.
[04:35] SHINPACHI
There's no way that an old
lady would know about EXLE.
[04:37] KAGURA
Oh, yeah, "There's no way an old lady
would know..." was number thirteen.
[04:41] SHINPACHI
Why are comments included
in the ranking?!
[04:43] KAGURA
Number two is... Huh? I can't remember.
[04:47] ---
I think number one is, "B'z
are gonna be all right."
[04:50] SHINPACHI
Don't give up!
[04:52] SHINPACHI
Why did you give up and
buy something else?
[04:54] SHINPACHI
Besides, B'z and EXLE are
completely different musically!
[04:58] ---
What in the world
happened at number two?!
[05:03] KAGURA
Shinpachi, this is what
happens when you yell.
[05:04] SHINPACHI
Why is it my fault?
[05:08] KAGURA
What is it? Is there an EXLE CD?
[05:11] SHINPACHI
A photo came out from
behind the picture frame.
[05:13] SHINPACHI
It looks like a pretty old photo.
[05:17] SHINPACHI
Who is she?
[05:19] SHINPACHI
Could it be?
[05:20] KAGURA
It's his ex, isn't it?
[05:22] SHINPACHI
Huh? You think so? Yeah?
[05:25] KAGURA
There's no mistake.
[05:26] KAGURA
That lascivious air about them...
[05:28] KAGURA
They must've had a wet,
sticky, lusty relationship.
[05:31] KAGURA
It's pretty effeminate of him to
cling to this picture. Isn't it?
[05:37] SHINPACHI
Let's put it back now!
Put it back, quickly!
[05:40] ---
We've got to put it back
before Gin comes back!
[05:41] ---
He'll freak if he finds out we saw this.
[05:43] ---
This makes a mother catching her son
doing something nasty seem pale in comparison!
[05:47] SHINPACHI
Quickly! Quickly!
[05:48] GINTOKI
Hey. I bought some detergent.
[05:50] SHINPACHI
Gin's here! Hurry! Kagura! Quickly!
[05:53] KAGURA
Shut up! I'm putting it back now.
[06:03] SHINPACHI
Oh! W-Well...
[06:06] SHINPACHI
Gin! It's not like that! Umm...
We didn't see anything!
[06:10] SHINPACHI
We don't know anything!
[06:12] KAGURA
Why are you still dragging that around?
[06:13] KAGURA
That woman probably doesn't
even remember you.
[06:17] SHINPACHI
K-Kagura?!
[06:19] GINTOKI
Hey. What a great little
piece of nostalgia.
[06:23] GINTOKI
Where did you find this?
[06:24] SHINPACHI
Well, while we were cleaning...it came
out from behind the picture frame.
[06:28] GINTOKI
I see. So that's where it was.
[06:31] SHINPACHI
Huh? You seem kind of indifferent...
But, huh? What is that? Who is that?
[06:37] KAGURA
That...
[06:39] GINTOKI
What is it? It's one of the Odd Jobs.
[06:42] SHINPACHI
Huh? "It's one the Odd Jobs"?
But we're the Odd Jobs.
[06:46] GINTOKI
Now we are.
[06:47] SHINPACHI
"Now we are"?
[06:49] KAGURAGINTOKI
If anything, we're the new Odd Jobs.
[06:52] ---
This was a prototype.
[06:54] SHINPACHI
A p-p-p-prototype? Hold on.
You never told me about that!
[06:58] GINTOKI
Huh? Didn't I tell you about it?
SIGN ["Let's Talk About The Old Days Once In A While"]
[07:12] GINTOKI
Basically, this was before you joined. It
was around the time when I set this all up.
[07:16] GINTOKI
It was a time when I had, not
you, but different friends.
[07:24] SHINPACHI
You said before that you
had done this by yourself.
[07:27] GINTOKI
Did I?
[07:29] SHINPACHI
When we met, you were
definitely by yourself.
[07:33] GINTOKI
In this business I do whatever
people ask me to do.
[07:37] SHINPACHI
Setting up a new premise is problematic.
[07:40] SHINPACHI
We've already got 137
episodes to deal with.
[07:45] GINTOKI
Anyway, I basically work alone. But for
short periods of time, I did it like that.
[07:51] GINTOKI
Inoue and Okuda also
had times like that.
[07:55] SHINPACHI
Never heard of 'em. Who are they?
[07:57] GINTOKI
Anyway, a lot happens to adults.
[08:01] SHINPACHI
It feels kind of refreshing.
[08:03] SHINPACHI
I never knew we had more
senior predecessors.
[08:05] GINTOKI
Senior? It's not that special.
[08:09] GINTOKI
It was just a temporary arrangement.
We split up immediately.
[08:11] SHINPACHI
Huh? Then does that mean that that
sensual beauty was also a member of Odd Jobs?
[08:16] KAGURA
What do you mean, "sensual?"
That's gross, Shinpachi.
[08:20] GINTOKI
She wasn't really a member,
sort of a semi-regular.
[08:24] GINTOKI
The closest comparison
now would be Catherine.
[08:26] KAGURA
Catherine?!
[08:28] SHINPACHI
This is Catherine?
[08:30] GINTOKI
Well, she used to work
at Granny's place.
[08:33] GINTOKI
She'd come to clean up once in a while.
[08:35] GINTOKI
She'd help with the Odd Jobs
office work and accounting.
[08:39] GINTOKI
She was a good woman who'd look
after you. Unlike Catherine.
[08:44] GINTOKI
How nostalgic...
[08:46] SHINPACHI
Catherine's job was a lot
better back then, wasn't it?
[08:50] GINTOKI
Well, it was the good old days.
[08:52] SHINPACHI
Tell us more. What about us?
Who filled our positions?
[08:58] KAGURA
I want to know. They probably
don't compare to us, though.
[09:02] GINTOKI
The Odd Jobs hasn't changed
at all. We worked in trios.
[09:06] SHINPACHI
Oh? Trios?
[09:08] GINTOKI
They were useless lumps just like you.
[09:11] ---
Oh, here. I have a picture. Here.
[09:13] ---
This guy had your job.
[09:15] ---
Kanemaru, a four-eyed good-for-nothing
whose job it was to make witty jokes.
[09:21] SHINPACHI
Kanemaru's totally high-end!
[09:23] SHINPACHI
What is this?! He doesn't look
like a "Kanemaru" at all!
[09:26] SHINPACHI
He's a "brother"! He looks like
he's straight out of downtown LA.
[09:31] GINTOKI
Naw, he sucked. He had a psychogun for a
right hand, but he couldn't use it at all.
[09:37] SHINPACHI
I bet he could use it! No matter how I
look at it, he had to have been able to use it!
[09:40] GINTOKI
Kanemaru worked as a no-account waiter.
[09:44] GINTOKI
He lived an uneventful life.
[09:47] GINTOKI
But when he got into a virtual
simulator to unwind he remembered his true past.
[09:53] SHINPACHI
What's with the expository
tone of voice?
[09:55] SHINPACHI
Besides, we already know that
setup. We know it really well!
[10:04] GINTOKI
Kanemaru was so feared in the
underworld that his nickname was Black Dragon.
[10:12] KANEMARU
Fuck you! Fuck you! Fuck you!
[10:14] KANEMARU
Fuck you!
[10:16] GINTOKI
Indeed, his fighting abilities
surpassed everyone else's.
[10:20] ---
After that, he ended up working here.
[10:24] SHINPACHI
But I don't really understand what
"after that" is referring to. What is "that"?
[10:29] GINTOKI
Well, a lot of things. This and that.
[10:32] SHINPACHI
But what's "this and that"?
[10:33] GINTOKI
Adult stuff. You don't want to go there.
[10:37] SHINPACHI
Oh, okay. Sorry. So how was Kanemaru?
[10:40] GINTOKI
He wasn't bad. What sucked
were...his witty jokes.
[10:45] SHINPACHI
Ah... I see.
[10:47] GINTOKI
It's just not the Odd Jobs
without any witty repartee.
[10:50] SHINPACHI
Well, he was a foreigner. What could
you do? There's a language barrier.
[10:54] GINTOKI
Yes. I remember he surprised me once
when we were at a family restaurant.
[11:01] GINTOKI
We ordered lasagna and chazuke, but...
[11:04] WAITRESS
Thank you for waiting.
[11:05] GINTOKI
The waiter gave me the lasagna
[11:10] GINTOKI
and gave him the chazuke.
[11:12] SHINPACHI
Huh? She gave the chazuke to Kanemaru?
[11:15] GINTOKI
Yes.
[11:15] GINTOKI
So I had a lasagna that
Girolamo or Lana would love.
[11:20] WAITRESS
Is everything all right?
[11:23] SHINPACHI
Aw... You better say something
about that, Kanemaru.
[11:26] SHINPACHI
Read the situation. Say, "Do
I look like I eat chazuke?!"
[11:29] KANEMARU
Oh, shit! Oh my god!
[11:32] KAGURA
It's no good. He's only saying western
words, like "fuck you," or "oh my god."
[11:37] KAGURA
It's impossible for a foreigner.
[11:39] KAGURA
Shinpachi is the best at
making witty comments.
[11:40] KANEMARU
Miss, I asked fer ume
chazuke, not sake chazuke.
[11:46] SHINPACHI
He can speak Japanese?!
[11:47] WAITRESS
I'm sorry. I'll exchange it.
[11:50] SHINPACHI
Hey, Kanemaru is the one
who's ordering chazuke!
[11:52] KANEMARU
No biggie. Just be
careful the next time.
[11:55] SHINPACHI
That aside, why are you eating lasagna?
It's usually the other way around!
[11:59] KANEMARU
Ah... Japanese people
love chazuke the most!
[12:03] KANEMARU
Hey, who am I calling Japanese?!
[12:05] SHINPACHI
That's top class! It's
a well-made remark.
[12:07] SHINPACHI
It's like a witty comment
from Kansai itself!
[12:08] GINTOKI
Kanemaru was from the Kansai region.
[12:11] GINTOKI
His grandmother was Japanese so
he was into Enka and Dotonbori.
[12:16] SHINPACHI
What, is he Jero?!
[12:18] GINTOKI
Kamemaru always used to say, "I'm not a
Japanese person. I'm a Kansai person."
[12:23] SHINPACHI
No such Kansai person
exists. He has a psychogun!
[12:28] SHINPACHI
I've lost all confidence.
[12:30] ---
He's got me beat coming and going.
[12:32] KAGURA
Well, anyone could fill your
position if he wanted to.
[12:37] ---
There wasn't anyone in
my place, was there, Gin?
[12:40] GINTOKI
There was someone who filled
the Kagura position.
[12:43] KAGURA
What?!
[12:43] GINTOKI
Here. The dazzling Ikezawa.
[12:46] SHINPACHI
He's almost exactly like the other guy!
[12:48] ---
How is he dazzling?!
[12:50] KAGURA
Just what the hell do you think my job
here is, you naturally-wavy-haired bastard!
[12:53] KAGURA
I'll squirt ya with juice
from this tangerine!
[12:56] GINTOKI
Ow! It got in my eye.
[12:58] SHINPACHI
And why the hell are all of your
people armed with psychoguns?!
[13:01] GINTOKI
Oh, sorry. My bad.
[13:04] GINTOKI
This is Furuhashi. He filled
the Sadaharu position.
[13:07] SHINPACHI
This isn't getting any easier!
[13:09] GINTOKI
Furuhashi was like a mascot for us.
[13:13] GINTOKI
He had a very charming personality. His
only flaw was his monstrous appetite.
[13:18] ---
But he was a cute mascot.
[13:21] SHINPACHI
I don't want a mascot like him. He
isn't all that different from Kanemaru!
[13:24] GINTOKI
Sorry. My mistake. Here's Kagura's spot.
[13:28] GINTOKI
The dazzling Ikezawa.
[13:32] SHINPACHI
She's pretty cute. Aren't
you glad, Kagura?
[13:35] KAGURA
She's not all that. She's just female.
[13:38] KAGURA
You have no regard for my position if
you think she could stand-in for me!
[13:43] GINTOKI
No, I'm not talking about her.
[13:46] KAGURAKAGURA
She's the same thing!
[13:50] KAGURA
She just has a sake bottle instead of
a psychogun! Gimme a freakin' break!
[13:55] KAGURA
How is this me?!
[13:57] GINTOKI
Calm down. Ikezawa used
to be a housewife.
[14:02] GINTOKI
But her husband began cheating on
her at work and never came home.
[14:07] GINTOKI
So she became a drunk. After that,
she'd always say "uh-huh" just like Kagura.
[14:13] IKEZAWA
Alcohol! Alcohol, please!
[14:16] IKEZAWA
Hey! Alcohol, please.
[14:19] KAGURA
What kind of use of "uh-huh" is that?!
[14:21] GINTOKI
Don't worry. Ikezawa
doesn't drink anymore.
[14:24] GINTOKI
She recovered and she's getting alimony.
[14:26] KAGURA
What about that?
[14:29] SHINPACHI
Anyway, what kind of Odd Jobbers
are these people anyway?!
[14:31] SHINPACHI
It's just full of Kanemarus!
It wouldn't sell.
[14:33] SHINPACHI
They'd never turn this into an anime.
[14:35] GINTOKI
Really? When Hedoro was on the
cover, they said it wouldn't sell.
[14:40] ---
But when Kanemaru was on the cover,
[14:43] ---
we sold [censored] thousand
copies of the first print.
[14:45] ---
It's totally copacetic.
Even the anime...
[14:49] KANEMARU
You bastards! Do you see this old man?!
[14:54] IKEZAWA
That's my pickled seaweed!
[15:00] GINTOKI
Hey... What are you eating?!
[15:02] GINTOKI
Perhaps something like that?
[15:04] KANEMARU
I don't want to see my sister
off while she's in tears.
[15:11] IKEZAWA
Gin, what'll we do if
she really is in love?
[15:15] IKEZAWA
We'll be the villains.
[15:17] GINTOKI
You're used to being
a villain, aren't you?
[15:19] GINTOKI
And also getting in people's
way... Kanemaru, remember that.
[15:26] GINTOKI
We're not allies of justice,
or your sister's allies.
[15:31] GINTOKI
We're your allies!
[15:33] GINTOKI
Something like that.
[15:47] GINTOKI
Take a look at this.
[15:50] SHINPACHI
Her, too?!
[15:53] KAGURAIKEZAWA
Wait!
[15:54] KANEMARU
Tama...
[15:56] IKEZAWAKANEMARU
Gin...
[15:58] GINTOKI
You can't tell the difference.
[16:00] SHINPACHI
There's a huge difference!
[16:02] KAGURAGINTOKI
Don't say that. They're your seniors.
[16:06] KAGURAGINTOKI
They're my precious friends with
whom I shared countless adventures!
[16:11] GINTOKI
Look at this. This is when we caught
the phantom thief that was terrorizing Edo.
[16:15] GINTOKI
That was really tough.
[16:17] GINTOKI
This is when we took down a killer.
The morning sun sure was bright.
[16:22] GINTOKI
This is when we caught a purse-snatcher.
[16:24] GINTOKI
That old lady was in tears when
we brought her stuff back.
[16:28] GINTOKI
This is when we beat up a pervert.
That lady was really grateful.
[16:32] GINTOKI
This is...What was this? That
was the time we did something.
[16:38] GINTOKI
This is... I kind of forgot.
[16:40] GINTOKI
Hmm... I'm not sure.
[16:44] SHINPACHI
They never bonded with you at all!
[16:46] SHINPACHI
They were just wandering around!
They didn't warm up to you at all!
[16:50] GINTOKI
That's not true.
[16:51] GINTOKI
Kids like you might not understand this,
[16:54] GINTOKI
but adults leave this much space between
themselves when they associate with each other.
[16:57] ---
They don't get all touchy, and taking
a piss together is off limits.
[17:00] SHINPACHI
Those two are getting
pretty touchy behind you!
[17:03] KAGURA
Kanemaru and Ikezawa totally
have a thing for each other.
[17:07] SHINPACHI
Looks like those two are bonding,
[17:09] SHINPACHI
leaving Gin by himself.
[17:13] KAGURA
You've become like Parc
Manther from Glope.
[17:16] KAGURA
You're the most Japanese,
but you turned into Parc.
[17:21] GINTOKI
Shut up!
[17:23] ---
I'm not Parc Manther!
I lead the Odd Jobs.
[17:25] GINTOKI
I'm [censored]!
[17:26] SHINPACHI
No. I've never seen such
a lonely [censored].
[17:29] GINTOKI
Don't be silly. I'm [censored].
[17:31] GINTOKI
I don't feel pathetic at all!
[17:33] GINTOKI
I actually supported their
relationship. But as the director of Odd Jobs...
[17:40] GINTOKI
I warned them not to get wrapped up in
their relationship and ignore their work.
[17:46] GINTOKI
Well, young people these days just go to
pieces when you just slap them around a bit,
[17:51] GINTOKI
so before I knew it, they disappeared.
[17:54] SHINPACHI
They didn't just happen to disappear!
[17:55] SHINPACHI
You still have some terrifying pictures!
Black Dragon is drowning here!
[18:00] ---
Well, that's when I decided to
partner up with Furuhashi-san,
[18:03] ---
who was like our mascot.
[18:05] ---
How was he like a mascot?!
[18:06] ---
He's all macho!
[18:08] ---
If you run as a trio,
[18:09] ---
you're stuck with an odd
number to work with.
[18:12] ---
Partners. Duo. Two.
[18:14] ---
That's how to roll.
[18:15] ---
Once we teamed up, it was all like...
[18:18] ---
We were rocking so hard that
City Hunter would be shocked.
[18:22] ---
We were pulled in every direction.
[18:24] ---
That was probably the busiest
I've ever been in my life.
[18:26] ---
You spent all your
time hitting on girls!
[18:29] ---
Hard work doesn't always
pay off in this world.
[18:32] ---
You didn't land a single one?
[18:35] ---
There were times when
we stumbled and fell,
[18:37] ---
but we stood back up
[18:39] ---
because we still had each other.
[18:42] ---
Wait, who took all these pictures?
[18:44] ---
I'm having a hard time
believing that someone would
[18:46] ---
waste their time photographing
a couple dregs.
[19:00] ---
Yeah... The stars were
really pretty that night..
[19:03] SHINPACHI
What are you doing?!
[19:07] SHINPACHI
We were gonna wrap this up all nice,
but it's been filthy all the way through!
[19:11] KAGURA
Don't you have even one
or two nice stories?!
[19:16] SHINPACHI
Now I know that Odd Jobs doesn't
have anything good in its history!
[19:20] KAGURA
If we leave it up to him, he'll take us
straight down the road to destruction!
[19:24] SHINPACHI
Let's handle the Odd Jobs without him.
[19:27] KAGURA
We're going to make history!
[19:29] KAGURA
It's the supporting characters who keep
a series afloat, not the main character!
[19:33] SHINPACHI
That's right. The main character
is just an ornament.
[19:36] SHINPACHI
People in high positions
don't understand that.
[20:03] GINTOKI
Ow, ow, ow. They really kicked my ass!
Don't they know how to hold back?
[20:15] GINTOKI
What is it?
[20:36] GINTOKI
I hope next year will be a good one!
SIGN [A few years later]
[20:46] MANAGER
No, you idiot! Not that one!
It's right there. There!
[20:49] MANAGER
Even a chimp can work a cash register!
[20:53] MANAGER
You're a human, right?
[20:54] MANAGER
You've been here for a year!
How can you not know this?!
[20:58] ---
I...I'm sorry. I've only
pro...practiced long-range fires up till now...
[21:04] MANAGER
You bastard! Still clinging to your gun!
[21:08] MANAGER
I don't care if you're
a hitman or a hit-maker.
[21:10] MANAGER
How long are you going to
act like a cool guy, huh?!
[21:16] KANEMARU
Katana, samurai?!
[21:23] GINTOKI
Blah, blah, blah! Just look at this.
[21:27] GINTOKI
Because of you guys... my
awesome chocolate parfait
[21:30] GINTOKI
spilled on the floor!
[21:34] KANEMARU (mono)
He was called a samurai, but
he was too wild for the norm.
[21:40] KANEMARU (mono)
Even though he was called a hoodlum,
[21:43] KANEMARU (mono)
this man had eyes that were
sharp with seriousness.
[21:48] KANEMARU (mono)
That was my first impression
to the "otoko."
[21:52] GINTOKI
Tell your manager that
this parfait is on you.
[23:26] Gin
The second movie will
be released next year.
[23:29] Gin
Thank you, gorilla author!
[23:31] Gin
And have a happy new year, everyone!
SIGN Next Episode
[23:35] Tsu
Who is that?
[23:38] Shin
That's the former Shogun.
SIGN Courtesan of a Nation Arc
[23:44] Kagu
Soyo-chan!
[23:46] Soyo
It's been so long!
[23:48] A
Stay out of this, unless you
want to get yourself destroyed.
[23:52] B
I see... So Suzuran is still around...
[23:56] Hiji
Go commit a crime that's
worthy of this punishment.
[23:59] Gin
Too late.
[24:00] Gin
I already made a promise.
SIGN Courtesan Turns the Tables
[24:04] ---
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