E5 - Make Friends You Can Call by Their Nicknames, Even When You're an Old Fart

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[00:02] Shinpachi (Mono)
    The land of the samurai.
[00:03] Shinpachi (Mono)
    There was a time, long ago, when our country was called by that name.
[00:08] Shinpachi (Mono)
    With the arrival of the "Amanto" from outer space
[00:11] Shinpachi (Mono)
    and the Sword Ban twenty years ago, the samurai class fell into decline.
[00:17] Shinpachi (Mono)
    In such hard times, there was one man left with the spirit of the samurai.
[00:22] Shinpachi (Mono)
    His name is Gintoki Sakata, a reckless Jack of All Trades with a sweet tooth.
[00:28] Shinpachi (Mono)
    Due to some rather unexpected events, I,
[00:31] Shinpachi (Mono)
    Shinpachi Shimura, and Kagura, ended up working here.
[00:33] Shinpachi (Mono)
    The three of us slice up a corrupt Edo.
[00:37] Shinpachi (Mono)
    Wait, is that really the story?
SIGN    [A fateful reunion with an old friend!! Gintoki's hidden past.]
SIGN    [By the way, can you spell out "Anti-Foreigner Faction" without looking it up?]
SIGN    [Odd Jobs Gin]
[02:21] Gintoki
    Hey!
[02:23] Gintoki
    The huge stash of chocolate I was saving has disappeared.
[02:27] Gintoki
    Whoever ate it, raise your hand now,
[02:30] Gintoki
    and I'll only kill you three-fourths of the way.
[02:33] Shinpachi
    Three-fourths?
[02:34] Shinpachi
    That's pretty much dead.
[02:36] Shinpachi
    Besides, if you don't cut it out, you really will get diabetes.
[02:41] Kagura
    Another embassy attacked... serial terrorist bombings rampage continues.
[02:48] Kagura
    The world sure is violent place. Poppy, Mommy, I'm scared.
[02:53] Gintoki
    You're the scary one.
[02:55] Gintoki
    Looking so happy with your bloody nose.
[02:58] Gintoki
    Were my chocolates tasty?
[03:00] Kagura
    A nosebleed from eating chocolate?
[03:01] Kagura
    Puh-leese!
[03:03] Gintoki
    Don't play dumb! I can smell the sugar in your blood!
[03:07] Kagura
    Don't be silly.
[03:08] Kagura
    I just went in for a booger a little too deep.
SIGN    [MIND YOUR SUGAR LEVELS]
[03:10] Gintoki
    No girl your age would do that.
[03:13] Gintoki
    What are you, a cop who's just about to retire?
[03:15] Shinpachi
    What kind of nonsense talk is that?
[03:17] Shinpachi
    Anyway, chill out!
[03:22] Gintoki
    What's the ruckus?
[03:29] Gintoki
    An accident?
SIGN    ["Make Friends You Can Call by Their Nicknames, Even When You're an Old Fart"]
[03:37] Otose
    Hey!
[03:39] Otose
    Moron! What are you doing, crashing into my shop?!
[03:43] Otose
    I hope you're ready to die!
[03:45] Postman
    S-Sorry. I didn't sleep well last night.
[03:49] Otose
    No problem! I'm gonna make sure you close your eyes forever!
[03:52] Shinpachi
    Otose! You shouldn't do that to an injured person!
[03:55] Shinpachi
    Are you all right?
[03:57] Postman
    Y-Yeah...
[03:59] Shinpachi
    This is bad. Kagura, call an ambulance.
[04:02] Kagura
    Ambulance!
[04:05] Gintoki
    That's a pretty primitive way of calling an ambulance?!
[04:09] Gintoki
    You're a postman, huh? Your packages are a mess!
[04:13] Postman
    Th-This...
[04:16] Postman
    Deliver this in my place...
[04:20] Postman
    Please...
[04:21] Postman
    I think it's important.
[04:25] Postman
    If I fail to deliver it... I might lose my job!
[04:29] Postman
    Please...I beg you.
[04:31] Gintoki
    Hey!
[04:41] Gintoki
    You're sure this is the place?
[04:43] Kagura
    Yup.
[04:44] Shinpachi
    An embassy.
[04:45] Shinpachi
    This is the Inui Embassy!
[04:48] Shinpachi
    The Inui from the Dog Star System were the first Amanto to come to earth, weren't they?
[04:52] Gintoki
    Yeah.
[04:53] Gintoki
    They're the scary ones who fired cannons at the Edo Castle and forced the country to open up.
[04:58] Gintoki
    This is a nasty place, that's for sure.
[05:00] Amanto A
    Hey!
[05:01] Amanto A
    What the hell are you doing here?
[05:04] Amanto A
    Do you want to get eaten?
[05:06] Shinpachi
    Well, we were just asked to deliver a package.
[05:10] Gintoki
    Come on, Kagura, hand it over...quick!
[05:13] Kagura
    Come 'ere, little doggy.
[05:13] Kagura
    I'll give you some pickled seaweed.
[05:15] Gintoki
    What're you doing?!
[05:17] Gintoki
    Here it is.
[05:18] Amanto A
    Didn't hear anything about a package today.
[05:21] Amanto A
    Lately we've been worried about bombings.
[05:25] Amanto A
    Security's tight. Go home.
[05:27] Gintoki
    It might be dog food inside. Enjoy.
[05:30] Amanto A
    Who'd eat crap like that?
[05:43] Gintoki
    I don't really know what happened, but I think I know our next move.
[05:49] Gintoki
    Run!
[05:51] Amanto A
    Hey, wait!
[05:55] Gintoki
    Shinpachi! What the hell do you think you're doing? Let go!
[05:59] Shinpachi
    No way! They're not taking me alone!
[06:01] Gintoki
    Can't you say something like, "Leave me. Just go on ahead"?
[06:04] Kagura
    Think about me and just go to the next world!
[06:07] Gintoki
    Shut up! I'm taking you with me!
[06:09] Gintoki
    What's going on?!
[06:11] Gintoki
    Waah! A pack of dog guards!
[06:16] Katsura
    These guys are a pain in the butt.
[06:32] Katsura
    Time to go, Gintoki.
[06:34] Gintkoki
    You're Zura!
[06:36] Gintoki
    Kotaro Zura?!
[06:38] Katsura
    It's not Zura. It's Katsura!
[06:42] Gintoki
    Y-You bastard.
[06:43] Gintoki
    How long has it been since we last saw each other?
[06:44] Gintoki
    You didn't have to uppercut me, did you?
[06:46] Katsura
    I've told you a thousand times to stop using that nickname.
[06:51] Gintoki
    Anyway, what are you doing here?
[06:54] Amanto A
    How long are you going to keep talking?!
[06:57] Katsura
    Save it, Gintoki.
[06:59] Katsura
    Wait!
[07:04] Hijikata
    He finally exposed himself.
[07:08] Hijikata
    Yamazaki!
[07:09] Yamazaki
    Yes!
[07:10] Hijikata
    Track down their base, at all cost.
[07:13] Yamazaki
    Sir!
[07:15] Hijikata
    With all the Amanto in the world now, even the hero of the Amanto war is just another criminal.
[07:23] Hijikata
    Takes real guts to still be fighting the Amanto these days.
[07:28] Hijikata
    Hey, Okita, wake up.
[07:33] Hijikata
    I'm surprised that you could sleep through that explosion.
[07:36] Okita
    Explosion? Did you let the terrorists attack again?
[07:41] Okita
    What's your problem, Hijikata? You need to apply yourself.
[07:44] Hijikata
    You wanna sleep permanently?
[07:47] Hijikata
    They can blow up all the Amanto for all I care.
[07:50] Hijikata
    I'll let those fishies swim for a bit before I'll reel 'em in, line 'em up...and cut their necks.
[07:56] Hijikata
    It'll be a proud moment for the Shinsengumi.
[07:58] Hijikata
    I'm looking forward to this fight.
[08:02] Newscaster
    Another Amanto embassy has been bombed.
[08:06] Newscaster
    Our reporter Ketsuno is on the scene!
[08:08] Newscaster
    Ketsuno, you there?
[08:10] Newscaster
    Ketsuno! Ana!
[08:11] Ketsuno
    This is Ketsuno at the scene.
SIGN    [Announcer Ketsuno]
SIGN    [No Entry]
[08:13] Ketsuno
    This time, the despicable bomber has gone after the Dog Star embassy.
[08:17] Ketsuno
    Luckily, nobody has been injured or killed.
[08:20] Ketsuno
    We've just received word
[08:22] Ketsuno
    that the alleged terrorists were caught on tape by a security camera.
[08:24] Ketsuno
    Ah... You can see them very clearly!
[08:27] Shinpachi
    You really can see us clearly.
[08:30] Shinpachi
    What'll I do? Sis is going to kill me.
[08:33] Kagura
    I'm on TV. I've got to call home.
[08:36] Shinpachi
    Do you suppose this is all some sort of conspiracy?
[08:38] Shinpachi
    How did we get into this mess?
[08:41] Shinpachi
    Meeting Katsura was the only good that came out of it.
[08:45] Shinpachi
    To think he'd actually hide us during all this.
[08:47] Shinpachi
    Gin, he's friend of yours, isn't he?
[08:50] Shinpachi
    What sort of person is he?
[08:52] Gintoki
    Hmm... A terrorist.
[08:56] Katsura
    Stop using that word, Gintoki.
[09:01] Katsura
    We're not terrorists.
[09:04] Katsura
    We're Freedom Fighters!
SIGN    [Special Police - Shinsengumi Garrison]
[09:11] Kondo
    Oh? So we finally found them?
[09:15] Hijikata
    Yes. Yamazaki is following them right now.
[09:18] ---
    It's only a matter of time before we discover their base, Kondo.
[09:22] Kondo
    I see... Good work, Toshi.
[09:27] Hijikata
    It's too soon to thank me.
[09:30] Hijikata
    Save it for after we've killed them!
[09:34] Kondo
    That's right.
[09:35] Kondo
    The Shinsengumi only give credit after distinguished military service.
[09:39] Kondo
    We, the Shinsengumi, belong in battle.
[09:44] ---
    You're the chief. I'm only following orders.
[09:47] Kondo
    I'm counting on you, Toshi!
[09:50] Hijikata
    Yup.
[09:57] Yamazaki
    There are two scary-looking guys at the entrance.
[10:05] ---
    No doubt about it, we've found them.
[10:07] Boy
    Say, Mom, is that man a peeping tom?
[10:10] Mother
    Shh! Yu, you mustn't grow up to be like that.
[10:12] Man
    Shouldn't we report him to the police?
[10:17] Katsura
    The Amanto are pests that pollute this country with their presence.
[10:21] Katsura
    We must force them out and rebuild this country into the land of samurai once more.
[10:23] Katsura
    We're expelling foreigners in order to protect this country.
[10:27] Shinpachi
    Foreigner expulsion patriotism?!
[10:29] Kagura
    What's that?
[10:32] Shinpachi
    Foreigner Expulsion is an ideology that sprang up during the Amanto attacks twenty years ago.
[10:36] Shinpachi
    They tried to drive out the aliens.
[10:38] Shinpachi
    The Amanto pressured us to open up our doors.
[10:43] Shinpachi
    Under that threat, the samurai rose up together to try to chase them out of Edo.
[10:54] Shinpachi
    Confronted by Amanto's immense power, the government surrendered.
[10:59] Shinpachi
    They abandoned the samurai and signed an unfair treaty with the Amanto.
[11:04] Shinpachi
    The Amanto had control over the core of the government. They took away the samurai's swords
[11:08] Shinpachi
    and made them powerless.
[11:11] Shinpachi
    I heard that afterwards
[11:14] Shinpachi
    many of the exclusionists were purged.
[11:18] Shinpachi
    I never thought that they still existed.
[11:20] Gintoki
    It seems we've been manipulated.
[11:23] Gintoki
    Isn't that right, Mr. Postman?
[11:27] Kagura
    He's right! I remember those bushy eyebrows.
[11:30] Shinpachi
    Hold on. What's going on, bushy-brows?!
[11:32] Gintoki
    It's all your doing, isn't it, Katsura?
[11:35] ---
    All these recent attacks that have everyone in a panic.
[11:40] Katsura
    There was something I had to get my hands on, even if it meant dirtying them.
[11:46] Katsura
    Gintoki, will you take up your sword alongside me in order to rebuild this corrupt country?
[11:53] Katsura
    Once again, will you lend me the strength that made you feared as the White Knight?
[12:09] Katsura
    Gintoki, will you take up your sword alongside me in order to rebuild this corrupt country?
[12:16] Katsura
    Once again will you lend me the strength that made you feared as the White Knight?
[12:26] Katsura
    This is the end of the line.
[12:29] Katsura
    Rather than be caught by the enemy, let us finish as warriors and slash our bellies.
[12:36] Gintoki
    Don't be stupid.
[12:38] Gintoki
    Stand up.
[12:41] Gintoki
    If you've got enough time to fantasize about your beautiful death,
[12:44] Gintoki
    why don't you live your life beautifully to the end?
[12:53] Gintoki
    Let's do this, Zura.
[12:54] Katsura
    It's not Zura. It's Katsura!
[13:01] Katsura (Mono)
    His white hair was soaked in blood.
[13:04] ---
    Bounding into battle was a vision of a demon knight in full glory.
[13:09] Katsura
    It was he who fought like an avenging angel in the war with Amanto...
[13:13] Katsura
    He was like a god of war who was feared not only by his enemies but by his own people.
[13:16] Katsura
    Gintoki Sakata, you should join with us, once again, to fight against the Amanto.
[13:22] Shinpachi
    Gin...you were involved in the Foreigner Expulsion War too?
[13:26] Katsura
    He disappeared after the battle.
[13:29] Katsura
    I never really knew what was going on in your head.
[13:32] Gintoki
    I like a nice loud fight, but I hate morbid crap like terrorism.
[13:37] Gintoki
    The battle is over.
[13:40] Gintoki
    How long are you going to go on and on?
[13:42] Gintoki
    What are you, my mother-in-law?
[13:44] Katsura
    Are you stupid?!
[13:46] Katsura
    Mothers always pester their sons.
[13:48] Katsura
    Nobody likes you because your heart isn't big enough to embrace.
[13:53] Gintoki
    You little...
[13:54] Gintoki
    If I didn't have I naturally wavy hair I'd definitely be popular with girls. I think.
[13:58] Katsura
    There you go again blaming everything on your naturally wavy hair.
[14:01] Katsura
    Pathetic.
[14:02] Gintoki
    Who's pathetic?
[14:04] Gintoki
    People use their complexes as springboards to greatness.
[14:06] Shinpachi
    What the hell are you talking about?!
[14:12] Katsura
    Our fight is far from over.
[14:16] ---
    Inside, you're still fighting, Gintoki.
[14:20] Katsura
    You worry about this country and are angry at the government and the Amanto for taking the lives of
[14:25] Katsura
    the people who fought with you.
[14:31] Katsura
    Let's clear out the Amanto and rebuild this corrupt country.
[14:35] Katsura
    It's the only way we can honor the memory of our dead.
[14:40] Katsura
    Our next target is the spaceship terminal.
[14:44] Katsura
    We shall destroy that accursed tower that brings the Amanto
[14:47] Katsura
    and we shall purge them from Edo.
[14:50] Katsura
    But the tower is a major world hub. It won't fall easily.
[14:54] Katsura
    We need your strength, Gintoki.
[14:56] Gintoki
    Come on. I've been telling you that I...
[14:59] Katsura
    You're already an accomplice for helping us. You can't refuse us.
[15:03] Katsura
    If you don't want to be treated as a terrorist, then come with me.
[15:07] Katsura
    There's no need to hesitate.
[15:08] Katsura
    Your place was always with us.
[15:12] Shinpachi
    Gin...
[15:19] Hijikata
    You're under arrest!
[15:20] Hijikata
    Come quietly, you terrorist scum!
[15:22] Loyalist B
    I-It's the Shinsengumi!
[15:24] Katsura
    Oh no! Run away!
[15:25] Hijikata
    Kill them all!
[15:30] Shinpachi
    Wh-Wh-Who are those people?!
[15:32] Katsura
    They're the Shinsengumi, the Armed Police.
[15:35] Katsura
    An elite anti-terrorist squad they send in to wipe out rebel elements!
[15:38] Katsura
    Those guys are really annoying.
[15:40] Katsura
    What should we do, boss?
[15:41] Gintoki
    I'm not your freakin' boss!
[15:43] Gintoki
    And you're the annoying one!
[15:45] Kagura
    Zura, if you need a boss, I'm your man!
[15:48] Kagura
    "Whether you're doing something good or bad, be the boss." That's my motto!
[15:52] Gintoki
    You shut up!
[15:54] Gintoki
    Your mottos sounds like something out of the mouth of a feudal warlord!
[15:56] Hijikata
    Hey.
[16:01] Hijikata
    There's no need to run. It's a nice fight.
[16:04] Hijikata
    Let's have some fun.
[16:05] Gintoki
    Hey, are you really a public official?
[16:08] Gintoki
    I'm surprised you passed the interview.
[16:10] Gintoki
    Your pupils are dilated.
[16:11] Hijikata
    You should talk, creep!
[16:13] ---
    Coming from someone with eyes of a dead fish.
[16:17] Gintoki
    It's all right. They sparkle during my close-ups.
[16:20] Hijikata
    Don't lie!
[16:31] Hijikata
    You're pretty good.
[16:32] Hijikata
    Most people can't keep up with this transition.
[16:36] Gintoki
    That's dangerous. What would you do if it really hit me?
[16:39] Hijikata
    You idiot! I'm trying to hit you!
[16:51] Okita
    Mr. Hijikata, look out.
[17:00] Okita
    You alive, Mr. Hijikata?
[17:02] Hijikata
    Moron, you coulda killed me!
[17:05] Okita
    Aw. I missed.
[17:07] Hijikata
    What do you mean miss?! Hey! Look at me!
[17:11] ---
    Where are they?
[17:13] Squad Member A
    Vice-chief, they're in here.
[17:17] Hijikata
    Hey, come on out!
[17:19] Hijikata
    Stop your useless resistance!
[17:22] Shinpachi
    Did you grow more hair?
[17:23] Hijikata
    This is the fifteenth floor. There's no escape!
[17:29] Gintoki
    What are you doing?
[17:30] Katsura
    It's a time bomb.
[17:32] Katsura
    I was going to use it on the terminal, but I have no choice.
[17:37] Katsura
    I'll give those guys a little present.
[17:39] ---
    In the confusion, everyone run.
[17:43] Loyalist C
    Jerk! What do you think you're doing to Katsura?!
[17:46] Gintoki
    Katsura, let's put an end to this.
[17:50] Gintoki
    No matter how much you get your hands dirty,
[17:52] Gintoki
    our dead buddies won't be pleased, nor will times change.
[17:56] Gintoki
    Don't dirty them anymore.
[17:58] Katsura
    You're the one who's dirty, Gintoki.
[18:01] Katsura
    As soon as times changed, you went over to the other side.
[18:05] Katsura
    A warrior must stick to his beliefs.
[18:10] Gintoki
    What's the point in standing up for beliefs that have been laid out for me?
[18:14] Gintoki
    Looking forward to losing your precious friends?
[18:20] Gintoki
    I don't want that anymore.
[18:22] Gintoki
    If it's my life on the line, I'll adhere to my own code.
[18:26] ---
    And I'll protect what I want to protect.
[18:34] Kagura
    Gin...this thingy...I pushed the switch when I was fiddling with it.
[18:38] Gintoki
    What a nightmare.
[18:39] Katsura
    How cliché.
[18:40] Okita
    Hey, come out. We're really going to fire this time.
[18:44] Okita
    Mr. Hijikata, our evening soap rerun is going to start soon.
[18:49] Hijikata
    Geez. I forgot to set my VCR.
[18:52] Hijikata
    Let's get this over with. Prepare to fire!
[18:56] Hijikata
    Fire!
[19:02] Squad Member B
    Wh-What are you doing?! Stop them!
[19:04] Gintoki
    If you want to stop something, then stop this bomb, please!
[19:07] Gintoki
    You have a bomb squad, don't you?!
[19:10] Squad Member A
    He's got a bomb!
[19:14] Gintoki
    Hold on! Hey, wait!
[19:17] Gintoki
    Shinpachi! Didn't you say that you were good with machines?!
[19:20] Shinpachi
    Y-Y-You're mistaken! Kagura, this is your fault to begin with!
[19:24] Shinpachi
    Do somethin'!
[19:25] Kagura
    N-N-Naturally curly hair and bombs go well with each other!
[19:29] Gintoki
    A-A-An inari sushi came out from the side!
[19:31] Shinpachi
    A-A-An ethical society.
[19:33] Kagura
    I-I-Ingry Mongry?
[19:34] Gintoki
    R-R-Reach, first-turn win, self-draw...
[19:36] Shinpachi
    M-M-Momiji manju!!
[19:38] Kagura
    I-I-I don't want to have an affair!!
[19:40] Gintoki
    W-W-Welcome back, Yokoi!!
[19:41] Shinpachi
    H-H-How long are we going to do this?!
[19:43] Kagura
    A-A-Adrian!!
[19:45] Gintoki
    Who is Adrian anyway?! The game ends if you end it with "N"!
[19:51] ---
    Only 10 seconds left!
[19:53] Shinpachi
    Gin! The window, the window!
[19:55] Gintoki
    Impossible! We're dead!
[19:56] Kagura
    Gin, bite down on something.
[20:00] Gintoki
    Oh. Hey!
[20:19] ---
    G-Gin!
[20:21] Kagura
    Good-bye, Gin!
[20:35] Gintoki
    If you've got enough time to fantasize about your beautiful death,
[20:38] Gintoki
    why not just live beautifully to the end?
[20:45] Katsura
    Live life beautifully?
[20:49] Katsura
    What's so beautiful about that?
[20:56] Katsura
    I guess having a friend who never changes isn't such a bad thing, after all.
[21:07] Hijikata
    Hurry, Sogo!
[21:09] Hijikata
    The soap opera rerun!
[21:12] Okita
    We made it!
[21:14] Hijikata
    All right!
SIGN    [A Tender Drama]
SIGN    [There're only demons in the world, damn it!!]
SIGN    [Starring Pinko Koizumi]
SIGN    [Special Report]
SIGN    A bombing at the Ikedaya Hotel.
[21:25] Newscaster
    We interrupt this broadcast to bring you a special report.
[21:29] Newscaster
    Ketsuno is at the scene! Ketsuno! Ana!
[21:32] Ketsuno
    This is Ketsuno at the scene.
SIGN    [Preview]
[23:06] Gintoki
    Shinpachi, you're the leader of an idol singer fan club?
[23:10] Gintoki
    You're just like what you look like: a four-eyed geek.
[23:11] ---
    You're a pretty typical character, aren't you?
[23:14] ---
    So is this old man one of your geeky friends?
[23:16] ---
    The next episode...
SIGN    "Keep a Promise Even If It Kills You."
SIGN    [Idol Tsu Terakado Age 17. Currently on her first live tour!!]
SIGN    [Her debut song "Your Mom is XX" is too dirty to be aired!!]
SIGN    [Third Year, Class Z]
[23:31] All
    Third year, class Z, Ginpachi-sensei!
SIGN    [Third Year, Class Z]
[23:37] Kondo
    Stand! Bow! Take your seats!
[23:41] Gintoki
    OK everyone, open Gin Tama volume 1.
SIGN    [MIND YOUR SUGAR LEVELS]
[23:45] Gintoki
    For today's lesson, I'd like to explain the meaning of "Gin Tama."
SIGN    [Gin Tama]
[23:49] Gintoki
    Does anyone know the meaning of "Gin Tama"?
[23:52] Kagura
    Here!
[23:54] ---
    I can't see the black board because of Katsura's long hair.
[23:57] Gintoki
    Zura, I told you to go cut your hair or take it off.
[24:01] Katsura
    Sensei, I can't take it off.
[24:03] Gintoki
    Then remove it.
[24:05] Katsura
    Sensei, I'm so going to sue this school.
[24:07] Gintoki
    Let's get back to our lesson.
[24:09] Okita
    Sensei!
[24:12] Okita
    Kagura, the exchange student, is eating her bento lunch in class.
[24:15] ---
    She's totally flashing her wiener, too.
[24:18] Kagura
    Sensei, I'm not having early lunch.
[24:20] Kagura
    In my country, I always had snacks like popcorn during class.
[24:24] Gintoki
    I see. Then go back to your country!
[24:26] Gintoki
    OK, so back to the lesson...
[24:29] Hijigata
    Sensei!
[24:31] Hijikata
    I don't think you're supposed to smoking during class.
[24:33] Gintoki
    This isn't a cigarette.
[24:34] Gintoki
    It's a lollypop.
[24:36] Hijikata
    Smoke doesn't come out from a lollypop.
[24:38] Gintoki
    That's because I'm licking it so fast.
[24:43] Gintoki
    What I just covered will be on the test.
[24:46] Gintoki
    So you better be taking notes. Dismissed!
[24:52] Shinpachi
    I'm gonna transfer outta here.
SIGN    [The End]