E233 - Space Ururun Homestay
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SIGN The legendary mercenary tribe, Renho. Elizabeth was in fact one of those white demons.
SIGN They lost their planet long ago, and they've been plotting to invade Earth!!
[01:43] Shin
Y-You're...
[01:49] Saka
It's been forever, huh?
[01:50] Saka
How many episodes has it been?
[01:52] Saka
I love the air on Earth.
SIGN Space Ururun Homestay
[02:01] Shin
Why?!
[02:03] Shin
Why is the Kaientai here?!
[02:05] Mutsu
I'm glad we were able
to make it back in time.
[02:08] Shin
Make it back in time?
[02:10] Shin
So you're also aware that
the Earth is being invaded?
[02:14] Saka
I missed my timing with the Taiga drama,
[02:17] Saka
but at least I'm not late for Jin...
[02:19] Gin
You're too late!
[02:21] Gin
That one ended nearly half a year ago.
[02:25] Kagura
We'll throw you down the stairs
and end you, so hold on.
[02:29] Shin
Wait!
[02:30] Shin
He just finished falling to Earth!
[02:32] Shin
One more tumble and he'll die!
[02:33] Zura
Wait, Gintoki!
[02:35] Zura
Is that Sakamoto?
[02:37] Saka
That voice...
[02:39] Saka
Are you Zura?!
[02:41] Saka
It's been ages.
[02:44] Saka
How've you been doing?
[02:45] Zura
And you...
[02:46] Both
You've changed so much!
[02:49] Shin
That's wrong!
[02:50] Shin
Is this how cavemen used
to greet each other?!
[02:51] Shin
Are you really friends?!
[02:53] Mutsu
There's no point in wasting
time on these idiots.
[02:56] Mutsu
Get on our ship.
[02:57] Mutsu
You have business in space, right?
[03:00] Zura
How did you know?
[03:02] Mutsu
Not good. The clouds are picking up speed!
[03:05] Mutsu
Hurry!
[03:06] Mutsu
Or else it'll be too late!
[03:07] Saka
What are you saying?
[03:09] Saka
Jin is still being released on DVD...
[03:12] Mutsu
Stop talking about Jin!
[03:18] Woman
Oh, no. It's raining.
[03:20] Woman
Come inside, Ken-san.
[03:21] Ken
Th-Thank you, madam.
[03:28] Woman
Ken-san, your right shoulder's getting wet.
[03:31] Woman
Come closer.
[03:33] Ken
No, this is fine.
[03:36] Ken
If I let you get wet, the boss will
[03:38] ---
come down from heaven to give me a licking.
[03:41] Woman
You're still worrying about him?
[03:44] Woman
After his death, you were there
to help me run the store.
[03:50] Woman
I'm sure you've noticed how I feel.
[03:54] Woman
I know.
[03:56] Woman
When he died, he entrusted me
to you, along with the store.
[04:02] Woman
So why won't you accept my feelings?
[04:06] Woman
You're always so kind to me,
but you never say anything.
[04:09] Woman
Why do you have to be so stiff?
[04:12] Woman
How do you really feel about me?
[04:15] Woman
Tell me.
[04:17] Woman
Why won't you say anything?
[04:18] Woman
Say something, please!
SIGN Sorry, I can't talk anymore for some reason.
SIGN Eeeek!
[04:30] Hana
Do you see the chaos in the streets?
[04:33] Hana
The people caught in the sudden storm,
[04:36] Hana
have had their faces replaced by blank masks,
SIGN What is this? What's going on?
[04:38] Hana
and they can only communicate
by holding up signs.
SIGN Uh, hell if I know!!
[04:41] Hana
What is the meaning of this?!
[04:43] Hana
What is happening to Edo?!
[04:46] C
Ana Hanano, is this what happens
when someone touches the rain?
[04:49] C
Ana Hanano?
SIGN Back to the studio for now.
[04:54] Zura
H-Hey! What's going on?!
[04:57] Kagura
So many Elis!
[05:00] Zura
One, two, three...
[05:03] Mutsu
They've released the seeds.
[05:04] Mutsu
Once their seeds...
[05:07] Mutsu
Those clouds have covered the entire planet,
[05:08] Mutsu
Earth will fall into the hands of the Renho.
[05:11] Shin
So Elizabeth and his brethren
are responsible for that rain?
[05:14] Fumi
But first, how do you know about our plan?
[05:20] Saka
The Kaientai have been all around space.
[05:23] Saka
Of course we would know this stuff.
[05:26] Saka
Besides, I'm the one who brought
those monsters to Earth.
[05:33] N
Kaientai Space Log O month X day.
[05:37] N
We've welcomed a certain
government official aboard the
[05:40] ---
Kairinmaru to do business.
[06:01] Saka
O-Okay, I got it.
[06:04] Saka
That's a deal.
[06:05] Mutsu
Huh?
[06:06] Saka
After an hour of silent dealing,
we were able to strike a deal.
[06:13] Mutsu
Hey, Sakamoto. Are you sure about this?
[06:16] Mutsu
Who is he?
[06:19] Saka
Don't worry.
[06:21] Saka
We both spilled our guts.
[06:23] Mutsu
No, you were the only one
who was spilling his guts.
[06:27] Saka
Basically, he wants us to
carry some cargo to Earth.
[06:31] Mutsu
Is this cargo supposed to include
a bunch of funky-looking creatures?
[06:34] Mutsu
And when did he tell you this?
[06:37] Mutsu
He spent the whole time wheezing.
[06:39] Saka
While you were in the little girls' room,
[06:41] Saka
he pulled out this sign.
[06:43] Mutsu
This is a picture of
Earth that's crossed out.
[06:46] Saka
He must have learned that Earth is in danger.
[06:51] Saka
And he wants to protect
Earth from that danger.
[06:54] Mutsu
Really?
[06:55] Mutsu
It looks like he's got
something else in mind to me.
[06:59] Saka
So first, he must send his pets
to Earth to serve as watchdogs.
[07:04] Mutsu
Those watchdogs appear
to be attacking humans.
[07:08] Saka
The pets and their owners
are having fun on a walk.
[07:11] Saka
I was so touched!
[07:14] Saka
I can't stop crying!
[07:16] Mutsu
That's not called crying.
[07:18] Saka
I never thought that an Amanto
would care so much about Earth.
[07:22] Saka
The Kaientai's objective was
[07:25] Saka
to improve relations between Earthlings
and the Amanto through business.
[07:30] Saka
Plus, I have a bunch of points saved
up at this hostess club on Earth...
[07:33] Saka
Is there anyone else out
there to take on this job?!
[07:37] Saka
I now return to the mother planet!
[07:40] Saka
To Smi-
[07:42] Saka
To Earth!
[07:44] Saka
The future of Earth is bright!
[07:46] Saka
Wait for me, Oryo-chan!
[07:50] Gin
How is it bright?!
[07:51] Gin
It's completely dark because of you!
[07:55] Shin
How could you do this?!
[07:56] Shin
You brought the invaders'
spies right to our planet!
[07:59] Shin
You're going to destroy Earth because
you wanted to visit a hostess club!
[08:02] Shin
They were dropping hints everywhere!
[08:04] Shin
You should have been able to
figure out their objective!
[08:06] Shin
And how long are you going
to stomp on him, Mutsu-san!
[08:07] Shin
Where are you stomping him?!
[08:08] Saka
Most businessmen tend
to suspect other people.
[08:12] Saka
But I do business by trusting people.
[08:15] Shin
You were throwing up the entire time.
[08:17] Mutsu
Since his job is to carry diseases
from space to Earth via his crotch.
[08:24] Saka
Mutsu, I'm gonna kill you.
[08:26] Mutsu
I did some research since
I knew something was fishy,
[08:28] ---
and look what we discovered.
[08:29] Fumi
Now that you mention it,
this ship looks familiar.
[08:32] Fumi
So this is that same ship.
[08:34] Mutsu
As we speak, the people of Earth
[08:35] ---
are being rendered mute by the
transformation into Elizabeth
[08:38] Mutsu
by the seeds that were spread by
the agents we carried to Earth.
[08:42] Mutsu
However, this is only the
first phase of their plan.
[08:46] Mutsu
Once communications on
Earth have been disrupted,
[08:48] Mutsu
they plan on launching a large invasion.
[08:51] Mutsu
We must prevent this from happening.
[08:53] Mutsu
No, place your hand over your heart,
[08:57] ---
and you'll realize that
this is our responsibility.
[08:59] Gin
Don't blame us!
[09:01] Gin
This is all your fault!
[09:02] Mutsu
There isn't any time to whine.
[09:05] Mutsu
We're the only ones who can stop this.
[09:08] Fumi
I see.
[09:10] ---
So this ship is a Noah's ark,
the last hope of the samurai.
[09:18] Saka
Kintoki...
[09:19] Gin
My name isn't Kintoki.
[09:21] Saka
Zura...
[09:22] Saka
It wasn't coincidence that
brought you on this ship.
[09:26] Saka
We're the only idiots who are stupid enough
[09:30] Saka
to pick a fight with aliens.
SIGN Just as planned.
SIGN In less than a day, Earth will be covered by those clouds.
SIGN My lord!
SIGN A fleet is signaling us...
SIGN What?
SIGN A signal that can't be picked up by the naked eye or radar?
SIGN This signal belongs to the ship we contacted before.
SIGN What are they trying to say?
[10:07] Shin
Business?
[10:08] Saka
That's right.
[10:10] Saka
The Renho are known as the
legendary mercenary tribe
[10:12] Saka
partially because of how
difficult they are to find.
[10:15] Saka
It would be far too difficult to find
their mothership in this vast universe.
[10:20] Saka
So I'll make them a deal they
can't refuse and draw them in.
[10:24] Shin
A deal they can't refuse?
[10:26] Shin
What are you offering?
[10:28] Saka
Those guys wouldn't be
interested in any cheap deals.
[10:32] Saka
However, they can't ignore
the offer I've made.
[10:36] Saka
I'm selling Earth!
[10:38] Shin
Selling Earth?!
[10:39] Saka
They're on their way to invade Earth.
[10:42] Saka
They need all the men and
weapons they can get.
[10:45] Saka
I'm offering the weaponry and
manpower of the Kaientai.
[10:50] Saka
They can certainly use the help.
[10:52] Saka
Ironically, we're considered a neutral
party because we helped them before.
[10:58] Saka
This will help greatly.
[11:00] Saka
My razor sharp right-hand-woman can
drag negotiations out for a day.
[11:06] Saka
Earth can only hold out for a day at best.
[11:09] Saka
This will be the biggest deal
the Kaientai has ever struck.
[11:12] Saka
So before Earth is taken out,
[11:14] Saka
we'll take away their future!
[11:22] Zura
This is Elizabeth's mothership
and mother planet.
[11:26] Zura
It's like a fortress.
[11:28] Zura
There are so many Elizabeths...
[11:31] Zura
One Elizabeth, two Elizabeths,
three Elizabeths...
[11:35] Gin
Stop that already!
[11:38] Gin
If you fall asleep here, our
operation will fall apart!
[11:41] Gin
Listen up.
[11:42] Gin
Do whatever you can to blend in, Zurazabeth.
[11:46] Zura
It's not Zurazabeth, it's Katsurabeth.
SIGN Ginzabeth, you should use signs to talk.
SIGN One slip of the tongue and the gig will be up. So keep your mouth...
SIGN shut...
SIGN tight...
[11:56] Gin
I wouldn't call that a slip of the tongue!
SIGN Blargh.
SIGN Damn, I forgot to take some medicine.
[12:01] Gin
How can you get motion
sickness on such a big ship?!
SIGN C-Can't bear the smell of a strange new place. And I can't bear riding a ship.
[12:04] Gin
Stop riding these ships then!
[12:06] Zura
Sakamoto! You still get motion sickness?
[12:09] Zura
I told you to open a window and
look far away when you get sick.
[12:13] Zura
And take deep breaths.
[12:14] Gin
That's not a window you just opened!
[12:15] Gin
You just destroyed the
purpose of that costume!
[12:17] Gin
Don't look far away!
[12:19] Gin
Don't look far away right now!
[12:20] Shin
Gin-san! Gin-san!
[12:22] Shin
Can we hurry up?
[12:24] Shin
All of us are ready to go.
[12:26] Gin
Sorry, let's go.
[12:29] Shin
Hell no!
[12:31] Shin
Say something, stupid!
[12:32] Shin
Why am I the only one who was
painted white with tighty-whities?!
[12:35] Shin
Why am I the only one who
doesn't get a disguise?!
[12:38] Gin
Huh? Are you Shinpachi?
[12:40] Gin
I didn't notice.
[12:42] Gin
That's a great disguise, huh?
[12:43] Saka
Yeah, don't worry.
[12:45] Saka
I didn't even notice you were here
before you opened your mouth.
[12:48] Zura
Perfect. You'll be fine, Toshio-kun.
[12:51] Shin
Don't call me Toshio-kun!
[12:52] Shin
And you don't want me to be Toshio-kun!
[12:54] Shin
Not unless you want to
die, you three stooges!
[12:57] Fumi
That won't do.
[12:58] Fumi
My costume is a little big,
so I'll let you inside.
[13:02] Gin
Where are you letting him in?!
[13:04] Gin
The white devil is turning into
Char's red Zaku, you dirty woman!
[13:09] Gin
Kagura, let him in yours.
[13:11] Gin
Your costume is too big, right?
[13:13] Kagura
What? I don't wanna.
[13:14] Kagura
I already finished customizing my Alzabeth.
[13:18] Shin
Five sukonbu.
[13:20] Kagura
Fine, I'll let you in for ten sukonbu.
[13:25] Shin
Is this any different from before?!
[13:27] Shin
Shouldn't you cover my face and
maybe leave my back exposed?!
[13:30] Shin
Shinpachi is sticking out!
[13:31] Shin
In plain sight!
[13:33] Kagura
Shut up.
[13:34] Kagura
It would be gross if you were on
the bottom and your nose started
[13:36] ---
bleeding all over me.
[13:37] Shin
I'm not gonna get a nosebleed
over you, you idiot!
[13:40] Kagura
Eh?! What did you say?!
SIGN Hey there.
SIGN Hey there.
SIGN Are you mechanics?
SIGN What are you doing here?
[13:52] Shin
Damn! I'm the only one sticking out!
SIGN N-Nothing important...
SIGN We were taking a break.
[13:58] Shin
You guys are just trying
to save your own asses!
[14:01] Shin
Huh?
[14:02] Shin
I think there's something
sticking out of them.
[14:04] Shin
How much of a rush were they in?!
[14:06] Shin
What are you doing in those costumes?!
[14:08] Shin
You're playing Uno, aren't you?!
[14:10] Shin
And what the hell is sticking
out of your mouth?!
[14:13] Shin
How are we supposed to explain this?!
[14:15] Shin
What am I supposed to do?!
SIGN Hey, what's that sticking out of your head?
[14:18] Shin
Ah! He noticed me!
[14:20] Shin
What do we do? What should I do?!
SIGN A pimple.
[14:24] Shin
A-A pimple?!
[14:26] Shin
What kind of explanation is that?!
[14:28] Shin
He's not gonna buy that!
[14:29] Shin
Am I supposed to act like a pimple?!
SIGN Mine is also a pimple.
[14:32] Shin
Don't join in!
[14:34] Shin
Yours is something completely different!
SIGN Mine is Draw.
[14:36] Shin
Don't start playing again!
SIGN Too bad. Draw 4.
[14:39] Shin
Too bad none of you have any brains!
[14:41] Shin
Stop playing Uno!
[14:43] Shin
Why are there more sticking out?!
[14:44] Shin
What kind of Uno is this?!
[14:46] Shin
It's no use!
[14:47] Shin
We've been found out!
[14:48] Shin
We've so been found out!
[14:50] Shin
Thanks to these idiots, Earth is finished!
SIGN We have a long journey to make. Watch your health.
[14:54] Shin
Huh?
[14:56] Shin
Don't tell me that he bought it.
SIGN Hold on. I'll give you some Clearasil.
[15:00] Shin
He bought it!
[15:01] Shin
And he's going to give us Clearasil!
SIGN Clearasaw
SIGN This should get rid of it in a jiffy.
[15:09] Shin
Not what I was expecting!
[15:13] Shin
Hey! What are you doing, foolish four?!
[15:15] Shin
Stop! Let me go!
[15:18] Shin
Stop!
[15:20] Shin
I'm not a pimple!
SIGN You should feel much better.
SIGN It's almost time for dinner. Head to the main hall.
SIGN Roger.
[15:36] Shin
What am I?!
[15:52] Fumi
It appears that we've survived
the first challenge.
[15:55] Fumi
We're in the heart of the enemy base.
[15:58] Fumi
But it will only get more difficult.
[16:00] Fumi
In order to stop their plan, we'll
need to dig deeper into the military.
[16:06] Fumi
Look.
[16:06] ---
Are those...?
[16:08] Fumi
Those two generals are known
as the Double Dragons.
[16:11] Fumi
The Renho is made up of brigades
that are led by captains.
[16:14] Fumi
The entire army is led by the two generals.
[16:18] Fumi
And all of Renho is led by the man
[16:21] ---
who went from foot soldier
to supreme commander.
[16:25] Fumi
The evil lord, Dark Vader.
[16:28] Fumi
He was the one who decided to invade Earth.
[16:31] Fumi
Dark Vader is the strongest Renho,
[16:33] Fumi
who became the supreme commander through
a combination of strength and wiles.
[16:37] Fumi
He rules the Renho with an iron fist.
[16:40] Fumi
That is why we aren't allowed
to reveal our bodies or speak.
[16:45] Shin
Is that why you turned into a pervert?
[16:49] Fumi
The Renho have been reduced to a tribe
of slaves for fulfilling his ambitions.
[16:55] Fumi
We must defeat him, or there will
be no future for Earth or the Renho.
[17:00] Fumi
If we can only find a way
to reach his throat...
[17:07] Fumi
Oh, no! Stop talking!
[17:09] Shin
Uh, you're the only one who's been talking.
[17:12] Fumi
Don't take this banquet lightly.
[17:15] Fumi
Dark Vader is watching very closely.
[17:18] Fumi
If you drop a single grain of rice,
you'll be killed on the spot.
[17:21] Shin
What?!
[17:23] Fumi
Don't worry. Just do as I do.
[17:27] Shin
I'm getting really nervous.
[17:28] Kagura
Yay!
[17:29] Kagura
Look, Shinpachi. They have curry.
[17:32] Shin
Don't start celebrating, Kagura-chan!
[17:33] Shin
Please don't put natto on your
curry like you usually do!
[17:43] Shin
This curry comes with a
red Excitebike on top?!
[17:47] Shin
What's going on?!
[17:49] Shin
What is this?!
[17:50] Shin
Are they trying to ridicule me?!
[17:51] Shin
Was it wrong to order the sweet curry?!
SIGN Oh, you chose the sweet curry? You're such a child.
[17:58] Shin
The spicy curry is a black Bungeling Bay?!
[18:01] Shin
What's wrong with this planet?!
[18:03] Shin
Why do they eat Nintendo cartridges on rice?!
[18:05] Fumi
Hurry. Eat your food before it gets cold.
[18:09] Shin
Okay, I'll admit that I've
blown on cartridges before!
[18:12] Kagura
Oh, well. When in Rome...
[18:15] Kagura
Shinpachi, let's split this between us.
[18:18] Shin
No, it's impossible!
[18:20] Shin
This isn't edible!
[18:21] Shin
It's a Nintendo cartridge!
[18:23] Shin
It's only 8 bits!
[18:24] Shin
You're only eating the rice?!
[18:26] Shin
Hurry up, Shinpachi. Or
they'll get suspicious.
[18:29] Gin
Hey, Shinpachi, Kagura.
[18:31] Gin
You don't need to eat that crap.
[18:33] Shin
G-Gin-san!
[18:35] Gin
This is what you feed your
soldiers before the big battle?
[18:38] Saka
They don't respect us!
[18:39] Zura
They expect us to conquer Earth when
[18:41] ---
they don't even provide
us with proper nutrition?!
[18:43] Fumi
W-Wait a moment, guys!
SIGN Do you have a Virtual Boy? I'll have FF4. Excuse me, can I get DQ5 instead?
[18:46] Shin
That's not the issue here!
[18:48] Shin
And one of you is completely off!
SIGN Ah, found it!
SIGN So you don't have a Virtual Boy.
SIGN Yahoo! I want my FF4 Red Wings! But I'll probably throw it all up in the end...
[18:57] Fumi
O-Oh, no!
[18:59] Fumi
Only captains are allowed to eat DQ and FF!
[19:04] Fumi
So the captains also eat
Nintendo cartridges?!
[19:06] Fumi
And only the generals are
allowed to eat Super Nintendo
[19:10] Fumi
games such as DQ5 and other FF games!
SIGN What are you doing?!
SIGN You grunts dare to touch our Super Nintendo cartridges?!
[19:15] Shin
Crap! The generals have snapped!
[19:20] Shin
What are you doing, you three stooges?!
[19:22] Fumi
Look out!
SIGN Double Dragons, I apologize. Could you please spare them in return for my Actraiser?
SIGN What?! These are your men, General Eren?!
[19:34] Shin
G-General?!
[19:36] Shin
How?!
[19:37] Shin
I thought there were only two generals...
[19:38] Fumi
It can't be!
SIGN Yes...
[19:40] Fumi
He was promoted for his work on Earth...
SIGN I was about to recruit them.
SIGN You punks got spirit.
SIGN Interested in becoming my men?
[19:52] Zura
E-
[19:53] Zura
Elizabeth!
SIGN I don't know how you found out about our plan,
SIGN but we don't need your help.
[20:05] Mutsu
I beg to differ, Dark Vader.
[20:08] Mutsu
Earth will not fall so easily,
[20:11] Mutsu
for there are unique warriors there
that cannot be found anywhere else.
[20:17] Mutsu
The samurai...
[20:19] Mutsu
I believe it will be difficult, even
for you, to conquer their warrior code.
SIGN We also follow a code.
SIGN We Renho always wear white and keep our mouths shut.
SIGN Thus, have we established an identity for ourselves.
SIGN Mere samurai cannot overcome our will.
[20:40] Mutsu
I suppose. However, you will
lose valuable soldiers.
SIGN No matter. I have plenty more.
SIGN They are nothing more than tools.
[20:49] Mutsu
In war, soldiers are certainly expendable.
[20:52] Mutsu
However, when a nation doesn't
value the lives of its citizens,
[20:56] Mutsu
it is bound to collapse.
[20:58] Mutsu
You may have a new home,
[21:00] Mutsu
but it will matter little if you lose
the seeds for regaining your lost glory.
SIGN Why don't you test how useful my tools can be?
SIGN With the gun you carry...
SIGN It appears that you Earthlings are the ones who will lose their seeds.
SIGN I commend you for having the courage to come alone into enemy territory. I will grant you an up-close view of the destruction of Earth.
[21:27] Mutsu
You're the one who faces destruction.
[21:29] Mutsu
You have no right to be a leader
when you call your comrades tools.
[21:33] Mutsu
Don't underestimate the
planet of the samurai.
SIGN I don't need soldiers or citizens.
SIGN As long as I have those, I can conquer the galaxy.
SIGN The samurai will soon learn
SIGN why the Renho Army soldiers
SIGN are feared as the white devils.
[22:03] Shin
Renho Army?
[22:04] Shin
Don't you mean Renho Federation?!
SIGN To Be Continued
SIGN Next Episode: Piggy Banks and Trash Cans
[23:41] Saka
Next time:
[23:42] Saka
Piggy banks and trash cans.
SIGN So that's why they were called white devils. The Renho Army was actually the Renho Federation.
SIGN Wait, what would have happened if Sunrise wasn't the studio making this show?
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