E125 - “Entering the Final Chapter!”

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SIGN    [GinTama the anime is entering its final chapter!]
SIGN    ["Entering the Final Chapter!"]
SIGN    [Odd Jobs Gin]
[01:47] Shinpachi
    Well, it looks like the GinTama anime
    is finally entering its final chapter.
[01:51] Gintoki
    I never expected this to happen
    in the middle of the third year.
[01:55] Kagura
    Lately, JUMP anime just drag on
    and on, and when they end,
[01:59] Kagura
    it's like "Our battle has only just begun."
SIGN    [Note: Refers to D. Grayman,
    which ended like that.]
[02:02] ---
    D. [bleep]man was just like that.
[02:05] Gintoki
    Well, It's unfortunate that the
    GinTama anime is ending,
[02:08] Gintoki
    but let's do our best until the very end!
[02:10] All
    All right!
[02:12] Gintoki
    So how long do we have?
[02:14] Shinpachi
    Huh?
[02:15] Kagura
    How many episodes is the final chapter?
    When is the final episode?
[02:19] Shinpachi
    Oh, well...
[02:20] Gintoki
    What? It hasn't been decided yet?
[02:22] Kagura
    What? What's the big idea?
[02:24] Shinpachi
    Well, how should I put this? Umm...
[02:26] Shinpachi
    the final episode is...in about
    half a year from now.
[02:29] Kagura
    What?!
[02:31] Gintoki
    We're half a year from the final episode?!
    How long is this final chapter?!
[02:35] ---
    That's enough for about two seasons
    of a late night anime!
SIGN    [Note: Three months is the usual length
    for one season of late night anime.]
[02:37] Kagura
    Is it that the type of thing they've
    been pulling in TV dramas lately-
[02:40] Kagura
    that scam, where they keep saying
    they're going to end?
[02:41] ---
    When you look at the TV schedule, you
    think it's going to be the final episode.
[02:44] ---
    But when you watch it, it's
    not the final episode at all.
[02:46] ---
    It's the first half of the last chapter,
[02:48] ---
    or the second part of the final chapter,
[02:49] ---
    or the conclusion of the final chapter.
[02:51] ---
    Is it that ploy where it keeps
    dragging on and on?
[02:54] Shinpachi
    Well, umm, that's right...
[02:56] ---
    The third year of this anime
    is getting kind of dull,
[03:00] ---
    so I thought we should
    get a little enthusiastic.
[03:02] Gintoki
    Aww... I don't feel like doing
    anything anymore.
[03:04] Kagura
    You said it was the final chapter,
    so I was getting excited.
[03:08] Shinpachi
    Hey, you two...
[03:09] Gintoki
    Let's end for today.
[03:10] Kagura
    Yeah.
[03:11] Shinpachi
    What? No way!
[03:12] Gintoki
    Anyway, GinTama is over for today.
[03:14] Kagura
    See you next week, uh-huh.
SIGN    
[04:49] Shinpachi
    Wh-Wh-Wh-Wh-Wh-Wh-Wh-What
    should I do?
[04:52] ---
    Wh-Wh-Wh-Wh-Wh-What should
    I write in a l-l-letter?!
[04:56] Gintoki
    What are you getting all flustered
    about, Shinpachi?
[04:58] ---
    Just leave this to me!
[05:00] Shinpachi
    The next episode... "Some Things Can Only
    Be Conveyed Through the Written Word."
[05:04] Gintoki
    Next is the King Kong twosome. Thanks.
SIGN    [NOTE: King Kong is a Japanese standup comedy team.]
[05:08] Shinpachi
    H-Hey!
[05:10] ---
    It's only been six and a half
    minutes since we started!
[05:13] Gintoki
    Shut up. We've already done the
    ending credits and the preview.
[05:16] Gintoki
    We can call it a day, can't we?
[05:17] Shinpachi
    If we end here, it'll be dead air!
[05:20] Gintoki
    No, we've shown only this background since
    we started. It's already like dead air.
[05:25] Shinpachi
    Still...
[05:26] Gintoki
    Anyway, GinTama is over for today.
[05:30] Kagura
    Everyone, we won't do anything
    even if you keep watching!
[05:35] Gintoki
    Next is the King Kong twosome. Thanks.
[05:39] Shinpachi
    No, no, no, no, no, no. This is bad.
    Our superiors will be furious.
[05:43] Gintoki
    They're already mad at us
    for a lot of other things.
[05:45] Gintoki
    The producer has already written
    several apologies this year.
[05:48] Kagura
    Mu-san was moved to a different
    department, too.
SIGN    [Note: Mu-san is now the producer of an Ad agency.]
[05:51] Gintoki
    We can just write another apology.
[05:54] Shinpachi
    We can't do that.
[05:56] Gintoki
    If I say it's over, it's over.
[05:57] ---
    After this, watch [bleep]
    until Konkon Hills starts.
SIGN    [Note: Bleep covers Nintama Rantaro, a ninja anime for little kids. Kinkon Hills is a Japanese variety show.]
[06:03] Gintoki
    Next is the King Kong twosome. Thanks.
[06:07] Shinpachi
    I'm sorry! This is my fault!
[06:10] ---
    Let's do this properly.
    Okay? Okay? Okay?
[06:13] Gintoki
    Oh well. Let's fill up the time.
[06:16] Shinpachi
    Phew...
[06:17] ---
    Thank goodness.
[06:18] Kagura
    But I don't feel like doing
    anything anymore.
[06:20] Gintoki
    For times like this, we'll do that thing
    with that thing like we always do.
[06:23] Kagura
    Oh. If we do that thing with that
    thing, they'll all do that thing.
[06:27] Shinpachi
    I-I feel a sense of déjà vu...
[06:30] Gintoki
    Anyway, we're going to
    a commercial break.
[06:32] Kagura
    We'll be dragging on like this even
    after the commercial break.
[06:41] Cm Bumpergintoki
    Anyway, we could have ended the episode
    with thirty minutes of only that background,
[06:47] Cm Bumpergintoki
    but we were told we couldn't do that.
[06:49] ---
    So we're going to make due
    with a mish-mash recap.
[06:53] ---
    All right, Shinpachi, you can start us off
    by looking back on the GinTama anime.
[06:56] Shinpachi
    Well, if you're talking about GinTama, there's
    one episode that you've got to mention.
[07:01] Shinpachi
    Back then, I...
[07:04] Shinpachi
    The land of samurai. The
    time when our country...
[07:06] Gintoki
    Hey! Why do you have to start
    all the way back there?!
[07:09] Shinpachi
    Well, this is the fateful episode
    where we met.
[07:11] Gintoki
    Last year's recap episode
    started from there!
[07:14] Kagura
    We don't need that.
[07:16] Kagura
    Let's go to my first appearance, next...
[07:18] Gintoki
    We already did that, too!
[07:20] Gintoki
    Reminisce about other things!
[07:24] Shinpachi
    But when I try to look back on GinTama
    and take a look at the list of titles...
SIGN    ["Nobody With Naturally Wavy Hair Can Be That Bad"]
SIGN    ["You Only Gotta Wash Under Your Armpits, Just the Armpits"]
[07:29] ---
    It's difficult to remember anything
    because a lot of the titles
SIGN    ["Watch Out for Conveyor Belts"]
[07:31] ---
    make it impossible to tell what
    the episode was about.
SIGN    ["You Know What Happens if You Pee on a Worm"]
SIGN    ["Do Cherries Come from Cherry Trees?"]
[07:33] Kagura
    That's right.
SIGN    ["A Dog's Paws Smell Fragrant"]
[07:34] Kagura
    The episode I first appeared in was
SIGN    ["The Manga Writer Becomes a Pro. After Doing a Stock of Manuscripts"]
[07:36] Kagura
    "Watch Out! Weekly Shonen Jump Sometimes
    Comes Out on Saturdays!"
SIGN    ["Watch Out! Weekly Shonen Jump Sometimes Comes Out on Saturdays!"]
[07:39] Kagura
    What's that supposed to mean?
[07:41] Shinpachi
    Oh, I think that's just being considerate.
[07:43] Gintoki
    Oh well. Then let's decide
    on a theme and reminisce.
[07:49] Gintoki
    For example: Gin-san's
    top ten touching lines,
[07:52] Gintoki
    or the top ten battles where
    Gin-san looked cool.
[07:54] Shinpachi
    Wait, why are they all
    about you, Gin-san?
[07:57] Kagura
    Then why don't we do the top
    ten episodes that received
[08:00] Kagura
    the most complaints from the viewers?
[08:01] Shinpachi
    We can't do that!
[08:03] Gintoki
    Oh yeah. Why don't we say that we're going
    to reveal all of the unaired scenes
[08:07] Gintoki
    and air them without the bleeps?
[08:11] Kagura
    In that case, we should remove
    the scrambled parts, too.
[08:13] Shinpachi
    We'll be immediately cancelled!
[08:17] Gintoki
    Anyway, it's difficult to make
    a recap about GinTama
[08:21] Gintoki
    because there isn't a continuous storyline and
    the main character doesn't have a goal.
[08:25] For Example
    For example, searching for seven
    balls that grant wishes,
SIGN    [Note: Parody of Dragon Ball and ONE PIECE.]
[08:29] For Example
    or trying to become the pirate king...
[08:32] Shinpachi
    We did that a month ago.
[08:35] Gintoki
    Oh...
[08:35] Shinpachi
    Don't say "Oh." What are we going
    to do? This is not even a recap.
[08:38] ---
    If we don't cut it out, management
    will be furious again.
[08:41] Gintoki
    Really?!
[08:42] Shinpachi
    I'm serious. This time, they're going
    to haul another person away.
[08:45] Gintoki
    What?!
[08:49] Hijikata
    This is an official police bust!!
[08:51] Gintoki
    What's your problem?
[08:52] Gintoki
    Prince of Planet Mayo Maniac,
    why are you here, mayo?
[08:55] Hijikata
    We got word there was a suspicious secret
    discussion going on here, mayo...
[09:00] Hijikata
    I didn't mean to say "mayo"! What
    in the world were you doing?!
[09:04] Hijikata
    If you don't confess, I'll haul you in!
[09:06] Gintoki
    I won't tell you, mayo!
[09:08] Gintoki
    Anyway, who do you think you are, barging
    into someone's house, mayo?!
[09:11] Hijikata
    Stop with the "mayo"!
[09:13] Okita
    So what were you all
    talking about, mayo?
[09:17] Shinpachi
    Well, the GinTama anime is finally
    entering its final chapter,
[09:22] Shinpachi
    so we thought we'd drum up some interest
    by looking back on our past episodes.
[09:25] Hijikata
    Tsk. Is that all? A recap episode, huh?
[09:28] Shinpachi
    Don't say, "Is that all?"
[09:29] ---
    We need it to help keep GinTama going
    for the remaining six months.
[09:34] ---
    There are lots of things
    we need to preserve.
[09:36] Kagura
    If we don't reminisce on cool scenes
    and beautify them in our memories,
[09:41] Kagura
    we won't last six months.
[09:44] Hijikata
    Hmm... Cool scenes, huh?
SIGN    ["Make Friends You Can Call by Their Nicknames, Even When You're an Old Fart"]
[09:54] Hijikata
    He's finally exposed himself...
[09:58] ---
    Yamazaki.
[09:59] Yamazaki
    Yes!
[10:00] Hijikata
    Track down their base, at all cost.
[10:03] Yamazaki
    Sir!
[10:05] Hijikata
    With all the Amanto in the world now,
[10:08] Hijikata
    even the hero of the Amanto
    war is just another criminal.
[10:14] Hijikata
    It takes real guts to still be fighting
    the Amanto these days.
[10:18] Hijikata
    Hey, Okita, wake up.
[10:23] Hijikata
    I'm surprised that you could sleep
    through that explosion.
[10:26] Okita
    Explosion? Did you let the
    terrorists attack again?
[10:31] ---
    What's your problem, Hijikata-san?
    You need to apply yourself.
[10:34] Hijikata
    You wanna sleep permanently?
[10:37] Hijikata
    They can blow up all the
    Amanto for all I care.
[10:41] Hijikata
    I'll let those fishies swim for a bit before I'll
    reel 'em in, line 'em up and cut their necks.
[10:46] Hijikata
    It'll be a proud moment for the Shinsengumi.
    I'm looking forward to this fight.
[10:51] Gintoki
    Hey, that was the episode
    when you first appeared!
[10:55] Hijikata
    Ahem...
[10:56] ---
    Then shall we look back
    on Kondo-san next?
[10:59] Omittedshinpachi
    No, we don't really need to
    look back on Kondo-san.
[11:02] Kagura
    No one wants to see that.
    Our ratings will drop.
[11:06] Kondo
    No, no. Right now, I'm
    a gorilla-like character,
[11:10] Kondo
    but I was cool when I first appeared.
SIGN    ["There Is Butt a Fine Line Between Persistence and Stubbornness"]
[11:20] Kondo
    It's not gonna happen... Besides,
    my butt hair is too thick.
[11:24] Kondo
    There's no way a girl would
    go out with me.
[11:28] Kondo
    I'm no good.
[11:30] Otae
    That's not true. You're just very manly!
    And that's attractive, isn't it?
[11:36] Kondo
    Then let me ask you this...
    If your boyfriend's...
[11:42] Kondo
    rear end looked like an afro with
    a part down the middle, what would you do?
[11:52] Otae
    I would love him, butt afro and all.
[11:55] Kondo (Mono)
    What a goddess!
[11:57] Kondo (Mono)
    She purifies unclean things
    just like a Bodhisattva.
[12:03] Kondo
    Butt-butt-butt-but will you marry me!
[12:09] Otae
    Huh?!
SIGN    [Otae-san]
SIGN    [Otae-san, go out with me for a hump.]
SIGN    [Otae-san, marry me.]
[12:12] Kondo
    Otae-san!! Marry me!!
[12:17] Kondo
    I'm not the kind of man who takes
    "No" for an answer twice!
[12:20] Kondo
    My mom says women find more happiness
    in being loved than in loving someone!
[12:28] Kondo
    Otae-san!
[12:30] ---
    Won't you just show your
    angelic face at least?!
[12:33] Kondo
    Otae-san!!
[12:40] Kondo
    Right?! Right?!
[12:43] Kondo
    Otae-san!
[12:45] Otae
    Kondo-san, you seem to be mistaken...
[12:48] Otae
    You've been nothing but a pathetic stalker-gorilla
    since you first appeared!
[12:56] Okita
    In order to avenge Kondo-san...
[12:59] Okita
    Our Vice-Chief fought you once
    again, mayo... Mayo...
SIGN    ["Fighting Should Be Done with Fists"]
[13:18] Gintoki
    What's the big idea?!
[13:21] Hijikata
    He may be a gorilla, but to us,
    he's our beloved general!
[13:27] Hijikata
    He built the Shinsengumi up from
    nothing with just one sword.
[13:30] Hijikata
    He's my brother-in-arms!
[13:34] Hijikata
    I won't let anyone shame our unit...and who
    so ever crosses that line, my blade...
[13:39] Hijikata
    ...shall taste
[13:42] Hijikata
    his blood!
[13:44] Hijikata
    Got him!
[13:48] Hijikata
    What?!
[13:52] Hijikata (Mono)
    Parried! He got me.
[14:05] Okita
    Thus, Hijikata-san miserably lost, mayo.
[14:09] Hijikata
    Stop talking like that! It's annoying!
[14:12] Kagura
    Gin-chan really does steal
    the cool scenes.
[14:14] Okita
    But this isn't the only grudge between the
    Shinsengumi and the Odd Jobs, mayo.
[14:19] Shinpachi
    Huh? Did something happen?
[14:21] Kondo
    Oh! That episode where Otae-san
    and I were united!
[14:25] Otae
    There is no such episode.
[14:27] Gintoki
    There was an episode where the
    Odd Jobs had a full-scale battle!
SIGN    ["Even if You Aren't Drunk, Pretend You Are and Steal Your Boss's Toupee"]
[14:40] Otae
    Here you go, a bento box lunch.
[14:43] Gintoki
    Sorry for barging in on a family outing.
[14:46] Otae
    That's all right.
[14:48] Otae
    It wouldn't be any fun viewing the cherry
    blossoms with just the two of us.
[14:50] Otae
    Right, Shin-chan?
[14:53] Otae
    When our father was still alive,
[14:55] Otae
    the three of us used to party like
    crazy under the cherry trees.
[14:59] ---
    Now, eat up.
[15:00] Gintoki
    Well then, I'll dig in.
[15:06] Gintoki
    What the heck is this-a sculpture?
[15:08] Otae
    I can only make omelets.
[15:11] Gintoki
    This isn't an omelet. This is a burnt egg.
[15:15] Otae
    No matter what state it's in, as long
    as the egg is cooked, it's an omelet.
[15:18] Gintoki
    No, it's not. This isn't an omelet.
    It's an innocent, abused egg.
[15:22] Otae
    You're a man, so shut up and just eat it!!
[15:24] Kagura
    If I don't eat this, I'll die.
    If I eat this, I'll die.
[15:28] Shinpachi
    You don't need to convince
    yourself to eat it!!
[15:30] ---
    Don't eat it. Your eyes
    will go bad like mine.
[15:34] Kondo
    You guys really are pitiful.
[15:37] ---
    C'mon, give it to me... I'll eat it.
[15:39] ---
    Just scoop some into this
    Tupperware container.
[15:43] Otae
    Why are you sitting here as if you're
    a regular customer, you gorilla!
[15:47] Otae
    What rock did you crawl out from under?!
[15:48] Gintoki
    Whoa. Geez, is that stalker still after her?
[15:52] Gintoki
    Maybe you should talk
    to the town magistrate.
[15:54] Shinpachi
    No, apparently he's a police officer.
[15:57] Gintoki
    It's the end of the world...
[15:58] Hijikata
    Sorry about that...
[16:01] Gintoki
    Uh-oh. What do all you
    ugly guys want with us?
[16:05] Gintoki
    Are you hunting for mushrooms?
[16:06] Hijikata
    Move out of our spot.
[16:08] Hijikata
    That's a special spot the Shinsengumi
[16:10] Hijikata
    uses for cherry blossom
    viewing every year.
[16:12] Gintoki
    What kind of excuse is that?
[16:14] Gintoki
    Every spot is the same. What are
    you, the 24-hour police thugs?!
[16:18] Hijikata
    It's not the same! The cherry blossoms
    look extra special from there!
[16:22] ---
    Isn't that right, guys?
[16:24] Unit Member A
    Well, I don't really care so long
    as I can get smashed.
[16:28] Unit Member B
    I don't mind if we sit on
    the asphalt or wherever.
[16:31] Okita
    Even sitting on asphalt, I can get in the
    flower-watching mood if I have a drink.
[16:35] Hijikata
    Shut up!! I actually couldn't
    care less either.
[16:39] Hijikata
    But I don't like the fact that we have
    to move because of this jerk!
[16:42] Hijikata
    Anyway, we sent Yamazaki
    to save our spot, didn't we?
[16:45] Hijikata
    Where did he go?
[16:47] Okita
    He's playing badminton.
[16:49] Hijikata
    Yamazaki!!
[16:54] Kondo
    Well, anyway, that's the case.
[16:57] Kondo
    We use this spot every
    year, so just move.
[17:02] ---
    We want everyone besides
    Otae-san to leave.
[17:04] Hijikata
    No, Otae-san leaves with you.
[17:07] Kondo
    No, Otae-san stays.
[17:09] Gintoki
    Who the hell do you schmucks think
    you are, ordering us around?
[17:13] Gintoki
    If you want to do something about
    us, then bring a bulldozer.
[17:17] Otae
    Bring a dozen cartons of Bäagen-Dash.
[17:19] Kagura
    Bring some fried chicken.
[17:22] Shinpachi
    You move pretty easily, don't you?
[17:24] Hijikata
    Oh that's rich...talking back to
    the bakufu government, eh?
[17:28] Hijikata
    It looks like we'll be watching blood
    swirl, instead of cherry blossoms.
[17:33] Hijikata
    It looks like we're destined
    to do this every year.
[17:36] Hijikata
    I'm going to pay you back
    for what you did last time!
[17:38] Okita
    Hold it!
[17:40] Okita
    We can't have you guys sword
    fighting out in the open
[17:43] Okita
    with innocent civilians nearby.
[17:45] Okita
    Let's settle this in a Cherry
    Blossom spirit.
[17:48] ---
    The First Annual... Mallet and Helmet-style
    rock paper scissors contest!!
[17:53] All
    That has nothing to do with
    cherry blossom viewing!!
SIGN    [Mallet and Helmet-style Rock Paper Scissors]
SIGN     [You need: a helmet, a toy hammer]
[17:56] Okita
    Let me explain. In Mallet and
    Helmet rock paper scissors...
[18:00] ---
    You play one round of
    rock paper scissors...
[18:01] ---
    The winner gets to hit the loser.
[18:03] ---
    The loser is safe if he blocks
    it with his helmet,
[18:05] ---
    but the winner wins the
    game if he gets a hit in.
[18:06] ---
    Anyway, it's something like that.
    It's a wild and aggressive game.
[18:11] Unit Member
    Go, Chief!
[18:14] Okita
    Die, Vice-Chief!
[18:16] Hijikata
    Who just told me to die?!
    Seppuku for you, damn it!
[18:19] Yamazaki
    Umm... This challenge
    will be decided by...
[18:20] Yamazaki
    three representatives from each side.
[18:24] Yamazaki
    To be fair, Shinpachi-kun and I, Yamazaki,
    will be the judges.
[18:31] Yamazaki
    The winner wins the right to view cherry
    blossoms from here and gets Otae-san.
[18:36] Shinpachi
    What kind of rules are those?!
    What are you, kidnappers?!
[18:38] Shinpachi
    We don't gain anything
    by winning or losing.
[18:42] Yamazaki
    Then we'll give you a Shinsengumi sausage.
[18:45] Yamazaki
    It was in the headquarters' refrigerator.
[18:47] Shinpachi
    In other words, it's just an ordinary
    sausage! We don't need that!!
[18:50] Gintoki
    A sausage, he says. Let's go for it.
[18:53] Kagura
    All right.
[18:53] Shinpachi
    Idiots!! You guys are total idiots!!
SIGN    [Round One: Chief Kondo vs Otae-san]
[18:57] Yamazaki
    Let's begin the first round!
    Chief Kondo versus Otae!
[19:01] Shinpachi
    Sis, don't push yourself.
    I'll take your place.
[19:05] Otae
    No, there's no honor in this
    unless I do it myself.
[19:09] Otae
    That man keeps popping up no matter
    how many times I crush him.
[19:12] Otae
    I'm sick of it...
[19:15] ---
    I'm going to end to it right here and now.
[19:17] Shinpachi (Mono)
    This is bad. That look in her eyes...
[19:20] Yamazaki
    Well then...
[19:20] ---
    Get ready to play...
[19:23] Kondo
    Rock, paper...
[19:23] Kondo
    Scissors!!
[19:25] Kondo
    Whew, I'm safe!!
[19:26] Shinpachi
    You're not safe! Run away, Kondo-san!
[19:29] Kondo
    Huh?
[19:30] Otae
    Spirits of heaven and hell,
    give me strength!
[19:31] Kondo
    Huh? Huh?
[19:33] Otae
    Use me as an instrument
    of divine judgment!!
[19:34] Kondo
    Hey, Otae-san, I already
    have the helmet on...
[19:49] All (Mono)
    That's not in...the rules.
SIGN    [That's not in...the rules]
[19:52] Unit Members
    Chief!
[19:54] Unit Member C
    What the hell did you
    do, you evil wench?!
[19:56] Otae
    Oh... So you want to fight, too?
[19:59] Unit Members
    We're very sorry.
[20:01] Yamazaki
    Shinpachi-kun, you have
    it rough, don't you?
[20:04] Shinpachi
    I'm used to it.
[20:06] Yamazaki
    Umm... The Chief is unable to continue,
[20:09] Yamazaki
    so the first round is a draw.
[20:12] Yamazaki
    For the second round,
[20:13] Yamazaki
    both contestants please try to
    at least follow the rules...
[20:15] People
    Whoa!
[20:17] Unit Member A
    They've already started!
[20:18] Unit Member B
    They're fast!! They're super fast!!
[20:22] Unit Member C
    They're so fast it looks like they both
    have a hammer and a helmet.
[20:29] Hijikata
    Oh? She's evenly matched
    against Sogo?
[20:33] Hijikata
    Who is that girl?
[20:34] ---
    Sogo's got no brains,
[20:36] ---
    but he's got the strongest sword
    arm in the Shinsengumi.
[20:39] Gintoki
    Evenly matched?
[20:41] Gintoki
    You think a human can
    stand up to Kagura?
[20:43] ---
    She's a member of the nearly
    extinct race of warriors,
[20:46] ---
    the Yato clan. She's amazing.
[20:49] Hijikata
    What? Well, our Sogo...
[20:52] Gintoki
    Well, our Kagura...
[20:54] Shinpachi
    Hey, knock it off!
[20:56] Shinpachi
    You sound ridiculous-like little kids
    bragging "my daddy is a pilot"!!
[21:01] Shinpachi
    Never mind that. Did you guys
    start drinking already?!
[21:05] Gintoki
    Huh? Our round started already.
    Okay, next up tequila.
[21:09] Hijikata
    Bring it on.
[21:11] Shinpachi
    Man, they're in their own world
    with that drinking contest.
[21:17] Yamazaki
    Wow. The battle on this side
    has become ever fiercer.
[21:21] Shinpachi
    Huh? Wait a minute...
[21:22] Unit Member A
    Both of them are clearly
    wearing a helmet.
[21:25] Unit Member A
    And they don't have hammers.
[21:27] Unit Member B
    They're not even playing
    rock paper scissors.
[21:29] Unit Members
    They're just beating the
    crap out of each other!!
[21:31] Shinpachi
    I told you to follow the rules!!
[21:34] Yamazaki
    This is so out of control.
[21:36] Shinpachi
    Oh well. We have to decide
    this with the final showdown.
[21:39] ---
    Gin-sa...
[21:42] Shinpachi
    Hey! What are you doing?
    You two can't fight like this!
[21:47] Gintoki
    Don't worry. I can still do
    this. Let's settle this...
[21:53] Hijikata
    Bring it on, damn it!
[21:54] Gintoki
    It would be boring to settle
    things normally.
[21:57] Gintoki
    Why don't we play some
    "Cut and Parry-style
[22:00] Gintoki
    rock-paper scissors" using real swords?
[22:02] Hijikata
    Bring it on, damn it!
[22:03] Gintoki
    "Bring it on" is all you've been saying.
[22:07] Gintoki
    I feel weird asking you this,
    but are you all right?
[22:10] Hijikata
    Bring it on, damn it!!
[22:12] Hijikata
    Yamazaki, give him a sword!!
[22:14] Yamazaki
    Huh?
[22:14] ---
    Sure! Sure!
[22:20] Shinpachi
    You shouldn't have given him a sword.
[22:22] Yamazaki
    Huh?! But...
[22:23] Gintoki
    Let's do this!
[22:25] Hijikata
    Bring it on, damn it!
[22:27] Hijikata
    Ready?
[22:28] Hijikata
    Cut and parry-style rock paper...
[22:30] Hijikata
    Scissors!!
[22:32] Gintoki
    I win!!
[22:42] Gintoki
    Don't worry. I used the back of my sword.
[22:46] Gintoki
    Well, I hope you've learned your
    lesson-don't mess with me.
[22:49] Hijikata
    Hey you! You throw "rock" every time!
[22:53] Hijikata
    Are you trying to make a fool of me?!
[22:54] Gintoki
    What's wrong? You aren't
    saying anything.
[22:57] Hijikata
    Are you trying to make
    a fool of me, huh?!
[23:01] Yamazaki
    We both have pretty strange bosses.
[23:04] Shinpachi
    Yeah...
[23:06] Omittedshinpachi (Mono)
    Father, cherry blossoms are really best
    when viewed with a large group.
[23:12] Shinpachi (Mono)
    This is the most fun I've had
    viewing cherry blossoms
[23:14] Shinpachi (Mono)
    since you passed away.
[23:17] Otae
    Come on, Shin-chan...
[23:19] Shinpachi
    Oh, that's umm...
[23:52] Omittedgintoki
    Huh? Where am I?
[23:55] Shinpachi
    And so, we managed to fill
    up thirty minutes of time.
[23:59] Gintoki
    Well, it really was just a recap episode.
[24:02] Gintoki
    Will the producer have to
    write another apology?
[24:04] Kagura
    It's all right. This happens
    a lot with [bleep] as well.
SIGN    [Note: Bleep covers Code Geass.]
[24:07] Kagura
    It's Sunrise's usual problematic pattern.
[24:10] Shinpachi
    Well, anyway, we'll finally be entering
    the final chapter next week!
[24:15] Gintoki
    We still have half a year, so let's not
    exert ourselves and drag it on.
[24:18] Kagura
    We might extend into our fourth year!
[24:23] Gintoki/ Shinpachi
    That won't happen.
[24:25] Shinpachi
    Oh, we forgot the cast credits.
SIGN    [So anyway, we'd like to drag on until the final episode.]
SIGN    [Also, we won't be doing these crappy recaps or whatever anymore.]