217 - What Happens Twice Can Happen Thrice

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SIGN    Greater Edo Pool
[01:41] Gin
    Okay, time for a break!
[01:43] Gin
    Your lips must have turned purple by now.
[01:45] Gin
    Get out of the water for ten minutes, you stupid kids.
[01:47] A
    What? I'm fine!
[01:48] B
    Leave us alone, lifeguard guy!
[01:50] Gin
    Have it your way.
[01:52] Gin
    But if you don't play it safe in the pool, you'll be sorry.
[01:55] Gin
    Don't come crying to me then.
[01:58] A
    You can't scare us!
[02:00] B
    Hey, let's play tag!
[02:03] Gin
    What's wrong?!
[02:04] Kagura
    Lifeguard guy!
[02:06] Kagura
    My friend needs help!
[02:08] Kagura
    His lips started to turn purple,
[02:10] Kagura
    but then it spread
[02:12] Kagura
    until his entire body was purple!
[02:15] Gin
    You idiot!
[02:16] Gin
    I warned you!
[02:17] Gin
    Luckily, the purple germs
[02:18] ---
    haven't spread to his glasses!
[02:20] Gin
    Find a warm blanket, some warm soup,
[02:22] ---
    a warm household, and warm glasses at once!
[02:25] Gin
    Come back, Ishikawa!
[02:29] Kid
    The purple germs will get us!
[02:33] Gin
    Now you know how scary the pool is...
[02:35] Madao
    What are you people doing?!
[02:37] Madao
    I told you to make sure none of the customers drowned in fear!
[02:40] Madao
    Why are you scaring them away?!
[02:42] Gin
    Hasegawa-san, the pool is a death trap.
[02:45] Gin
    These kids need to experience the pain
[02:47] ---
    of getting water up your nose, the infections,
[02:49] Gin
    and the embarrassment of leaving dirty
[02:51] ---
    underwear where everyone can see.
[02:52] Gin
    Once they realize how scary the pool is,
[02:55] ---
    they've earned the right to play in the water.
[02:57] Madao
    They don't need to be scared of turning completely purple!
[03:00] Madao
    Seriously! I finally found a job,
[03:02] ---
    so don't screw this up for me!
[03:03] Madao
    No funny business!
[03:05] Madao
    Watch over the kids as they enjoy their summer,
[03:08] Madao
    and make sure that they make it home safely!
[03:10] Madao
    That's the job of a lifeguard!
[03:12] ---
    Got it?!
[03:13] Both
    Aye aye, sir!
[03:14] Madao
    You don't get to have fun!
[03:17] Madao
    Four Eyes!
[03:18] ---
    You haven't been playing the straight man!
[03:20] Madao
    Do your job, damn it!
[03:21] Gin
    Don't worry.
[03:23] Gin
    They're checking to see if the water is safe.
[03:26] Gin
    I'll be using inception to...
[03:28] Madao
    You just want to take a nap, Idicapriot!
[03:31] Gin
    Hey, give me a break.
[03:34] Gin
    I'm sick of watching kids with
[03:36] ---
    bodies that are as flat as Ken Watanabe.
[03:38] Gin
    I'm here to see girls with some jugs.
[03:43] Madao
    It's summer vacation, so it's mostly kids...
[03:46] Madao
    Whoa, momma. Jackpot!
[03:49] Gin
    Whoo! You're right! She's got jugs!
[03:51] Gin
    Giant jugs!
[03:54] Gin
    Nope...
[03:55] Gin
    It's just a drunk terminator.
[03:58] Seita
    Oh! Gin-san!
[04:00] Seita
    Long time no see!
[04:01] Madao
    Huh? What?
[04:01] Madao
    You know this hot babe?
[04:04] Tsukuyo
    What a coincidence.
[04:05] Tsukuyo
    How have you been?
[04:07] Madao
    Oh, he was doing fine a moment ago,
[04:09] Madao
    but he just died.
[04:11] Gin
    Why are you guys here?
[04:14] Tsukuyo
    Hinowa asked me to teach Seita how to swim.
[04:18] Tsukuyo
    Anyway, I didn't know what to expect from a pool,
[04:22] Tsukuyo
    but it seems to be just like Yoshiwara.
[04:23] Tsukuyo
    Men and women enjoying themselves
[04:25] ---
    without any clothes on.
[04:26] Madao
    No, you're wrong!
[04:27] Madao
    That's not what this place is for!
[04:29] Seita
    Tsukuyo-nee!
[04:30] Seita
    I wanna go down the slide!
[04:32] Tsukuyo
    Wait. First, you learn how to swim.
[04:35] Madao
    That's right.
[04:36] Madao
    The slide is too dangerous for someone who can't swim,
[04:37] ---
    so start with the kiddie pool...
[04:39] Tsukuyo
    First, you pour this over your body.
[04:40] Madao
    That would be for an adult pool!
[04:42] Tsukuyo
    Next, you sit down on this stool and spread your legs.
[04:45] Madao
    Hey!
[04:46] Madao
    What the hell are you teaching him?!
[04:49] Madao
    This isn't a Yoshiwara pool!
[04:50] Tsukuyo
    Let's go then.
[04:51] Madao
    Wait!
[04:56] Madao
    We're going too fast because of the lotion!
[04:58] Madao
    Run away, everyone!
[05:11] Seita
    That was awesome, Tsukuyo-nee!
[05:12] Seita
    Again! Again!
[05:14] Tsukuyo
    One more time and that's it.
[05:16] Madao
    W-Wait...
[05:19] C
    Look! There's a body floating on the water!
[05:21] Madao
    Shit! Did someone get hit?!
[05:24] Madao
    There's been an accident on my watch!
[05:30] Zura
    Elizabeth! The watermelon's nice and cold now!
[05:33] Zura
    Let's split it open...
[05:39] Madao
    We're losing customers because of those idiots.
[05:43] Madao
    We have to keep an eye on the kids,
[05:45] ---
    and any adults who might teach the kids strange games.
[05:47] Gin
    Good, I have an excuse to look around for girls with jugs.
[05:51] Madao
    The most dangerous adult is standing right next to me, I think.
[05:54] Madao
    What?!
[05:55] Madao
    An adult in the kiddie pool teaching a kid how to swim!
[05:57] Madao
    Adults aren't allowed in there!
[05:59] Gin
    What?! She's got big jugs?!
[06:01] Madao
    No, I'd call those tasteful cups.
[06:03] Gin
    She's wearing a cup?
[06:05] Gin
    Oh, that's what you meant.
[06:07] Madao
    Hey, wait a moment!
[06:08] Madao
    The kid is...
[06:10] Madao
    Is she really a kid?
[06:11] Madao
    She's pretty big.
[06:13] Madao
    I think she's taller than the beanpole with cups.
[06:15] Gin
    Kids these days get plenty to eat,
[06:17] ---
    so they grow vertically.
[06:19] Gin
    Look, it's Robert De Flato.
[06:21] Madao
    Isn't that a man?
[06:23] Madao
    That's the body of a boy.
[06:26] Gin
    Huh?
[06:27] Gin
    It suddenly got dark.
[06:28] Madao
    Same here.
[06:30] Otae
    Who were you calling Robert De Flato?
[06:33] Gin
    M-My mistake...
[06:35] Madao
    You must be Sylvester Stallone.
[06:36] ---
    Can I have an autograph?
[06:39] Otae
    Are you blind?!
[06:50] Gin
    I-I see...
[06:51] Gin
    Tasteful cups on a beanpole...
[06:59] Kyu
    This is why I didn't want to come!
[07:01] Kyu
    I hate swimsuits! I hate the pool!
[07:02] Otae
    Kyu-chan!
[07:04] Otae
    The hell are you bastards doing?!
[07:06] Otae
    Do you want me to strangle you?!
[07:08] Gin
    You've got it wrong!
[07:09] Gin
    We were doing our job as lifeguards!
[07:11] Otae
    Zip it!
[07:13] Otae
    Your noses are bleeding, you pervs!
[07:15] Gin
    Our noses?!
[07:16] Gin
    We're bleeding everywhere, thanks to you two!
[07:18] Gin
    Anyway, this is the kiddie pool!
[07:20] Gin
    Adults aren't allowed in here!
[07:22] Otae
    Don't blame us!
[07:23] Otae
    Kyu-chan can't swim, so she was practicing here!
[07:26] Otae
    Sorry, Kyu-chan.
[07:28] Otae
    It's my fault for forcing you to come here...
[07:35] Gin
    Kyu-chan looks pretty happy!
[07:37] Gin
    She's taking full advantage of the situation!
[07:39] Otae
    Enough is enough!
[07:41] Otae
    We're turning you in to the police!
[07:43] Otae
    That's the quickest solution!
[07:44] Gin
    This is all a misunderstanding!
[07:46] Kondo
    Otae-san!
[07:47] Kondo
    Allow me to handle this!
[07:49] Kondo
    I have proof of their crime on tape!
[07:51] Kondo
    I'll arrest them on the spot!
[07:53] Otae
    Arrest yourself!
[07:55] Tojo
    Lady!
[07:56] Tojo
    I have filmed the evildoings of that cop!
[07:59] Tojo
    The stalker is finished!
[08:00] Tojo
    Our plan is a success!
[08:02] Kyu
    I was never part of any plan!
[08:04] Sa
    I did it, Gin-san!
[08:06] Sa
    I finally got a shot of your willy peeking out!
[08:08] Gin
    You have nothing to do with what's going on here!
[08:11] A
    Blood! Blood's coming from the other pool!
[08:14] Madao
    The customers are running away again!
[08:16] Madao
    Wait!
[08:17] C
    Hey! There's also someone bleeding over there!
[08:20] Madao
    Hey! Hold on!
[08:22] Madao
    I don't believe this!
[08:23] Madao
    Somebody's died on my watch!
[08:27] Katsura
    Got it!
[08:31] Katsura
    Elizabeth, start the fire!
[08:32] Katsura
    We'll feast like kings tonight!
[08:37] Shin
    That's such a blast!
[08:38] Seita
    I know!
[08:39] Seita
    Tsukuyo-nee! Again! Just one more time!
[08:46] Madao
    Only the idiots are left now.
[08:50] Madao
    This is the busiest time of the year.
[08:53] Gin
    Look at it this way, Hasegawa-san.
[08:55] Gin
    An accident was bound to happen
[08:57] ---
    with these idiots around.
[08:59] Gin
    You should be glad that those kids are gone.
[09:02] Gin
    Fortunately, these guys can take a beating,
[09:04] ---
    so we can just leave them alone.
[09:06] Gin
    Let's get some rest today.
[09:11] Madao
    I see. You're right.
[09:15] Madao
    If Jump can go on summer vacation, why can't we?!
[09:19] Gin
    That's right!
[09:20] Gin
    The only people who watch this show
[09:21] Gin
    are the ones who don't feel like watching the news!
[09:23] Gin
    Nobody will notice if we take a week off!
[09:25] Madao
    Damn!
[09:26] Madao
    You've got me all fired up now!
[09:29] Madao
    Can I take off my clothes?!
[09:30] Madao
    Can I do the butterfly butt naked?!
[09:32] Gin
    Can I make a pool of strawberry milk?!
[09:34] Gin
    Can I drown in a pool of strawberry milk?!
[09:35] Madao
    Doesn't matter! Doesn't matter!
[09:37] Madao
    Cause today, this place...
[09:39] Both
    ...is our paradise!
[09:49] Matsu
    Hey.
[09:51] Matsu
    Didn't you hear me talking to you, kiddo?
[09:55] Matsu
    Let me borrow some swimming trunks.
[09:58] Gin
    Th-That's...
[10:01] Matsu
    Man, my buddy suddenly got the urge to swim.
[10:05] Matsu
    A cabaret club would be better, damn it.
[10:09] Matsu
    So, we don't have our swimsuits since
[10:11] ---
    this came out of nowhere.
[10:13] Matsu
    A pool like this should have plenty to rent.
[10:16] Matsu
    If not, you've got three seconds to take off your trunks!
[10:20] Matsu
    One!
[10:21] Shogun
    Katakuriko, no violence.
[10:24] Shogun
    There's no need to worry.
[10:26] Gin
    Th-That's...
[10:28] Gin
    Don't tell me that's...!
[10:34] Shogun
    Shoguns have traditionally gone swimming in tighty whities.
[10:39] Both
    The... The...
[10:41] Both
    Shogun?!
SIGN    What Happens Twice Can Happen Thrice
SIGN    Greater Edo Pool
[10:48] Matsu
    Come on, are you sure?
[10:51] Matsu
    Everyone will be able to see through
[10:52] ---
    those tighty whities once they're wet.
[10:54] Matsu
    We'll have an Abarenbo Shogun
[10:55] ---
    on the loose before it's Saturday night.
[10:57] Shogun
    It cannot be avoided.
[10:59] Shogun
    Shoguns have traditionally been lonely down there.
[11:02] Both
    I-Is that really the problem here?
[11:05] Shogun
    I've always been interested in swimming in a pool.
[11:07] Shogun
    This is an excellent opportunity for me to experience
[11:10] ---
    the life of a common citizen.
[11:13] Matsu
    Man, you've got weird interests.
[11:16] Matsu
    I'll be waiting at the usual cabaret club.
[11:20] Matsu
    Hey, boys.
[11:21] Matsu
    Teach him how to have fun at the pool.
[11:23] Matsu
    Just so you know, we snuck out.
[11:26] Matsu
    Don't let anyone find out that he's the shogun.
[11:29] Matsu
    Oh, if anything happens to him,
[11:31] ---
    our heads will be rolling around the ground.
[11:33] Matsu
    Keep that in mind.
[11:35] Both
    W-Wait a moment!
[11:38] Shogun
    Call me Sho-chan.
[11:39] Shogun
    Let's enjoy ourselves.
[11:41] Gin
    I-I was all ready to enjoy having the pool to myself!
[11:45] Gin
    Why did the shogun have to show up now?!
[11:47] Gin
    Why does the shogun always show up at the worst possible time?!
SIGN    Disinfection
[11:49] Gin
    Why is he only washing himself down there?!
[11:52] Gin
    This isn't funny.
[11:54] Gin
    We aren't dealing with a normal pool here!
[11:57] Gin
    The idiots of Edo are all
[11:58] ---
    on vacation here at the same time...
[12:01] Gin
    This is the Bermuda Triangle of Idiots!
[12:04] Shogun
    They seem to be enjoying themselves.
[12:06] Shogun
    I would like to join them.
[12:09] Gin
    Sending the shogun out there
[12:12] Gin
    would be like throwing a
[12:14] ---
    naked MatsuKen with maracas to the sharks!
[12:17] Madao
    Wh-What do we do, Gin-san?!
[12:19] Gin
    It's too late to worry about it now.
[12:22] Gin
    We'll have to keep those idiots in line,
[12:24] Gin
    while entertaining the shogun until he leaves!
[12:27] Gin
    Give the shogun a cap and goggles
[12:30] ---
    so they don't recognize him!
[12:32] Gin
    Uh, excuse me, everyone?
[12:35] Kagura
    What's up?
[12:36] Kagura
    Do you want to join us?
[12:38] Gin
    Uh, well...
[12:40] Gin
    There's this Sho-chan person...
[12:43] Gin
    He wants to join in the fun.
[12:46] Otae
    We don't mind at all.
[12:49] Kondo
    Alrighty then. Let's welcome him aboard, Otae-san.
[12:52] Sa
    I think it's cute.
[12:53] Sa
    Some kids don't know how to make friends.
[12:56] Tojo
    Come on down, Sho-chan!
[12:58] Tojo
    I already consider you a friend!
[13:00] Tojo
    But you aren't allowed to talk to the Lady!
[13:02] Gin
    Yeah, you people shouldn't be talking.
[13:04] Tsukuyo
    It's fine with us,
[13:07] Tsukuyo
    but isn't he in his underwear instead of a swimsuit?
[13:10] Kyu
    Good point.
[13:11] Kyu
    Isn't that against the rules?
[13:13] Kyu
    He's making me uncomfortable.
[13:15] Sa
    There isn't much of a difference
[13:16] ---
    between underwear and a swimsuit.
[13:18] Sa
    10th and 14th shouldn't be so stingy!
[13:20] Shin
    Are you people ever going to get over that?
[13:22] Kagura
    They're different!
[13:23] Kagura
    Underwear is dirty because you wear it for a long time!
[13:26] Gin
    No, it's okay.
[13:28] Gin
    His underwear is clean
[13:29] Gin
    since he comes from a pretty high-class background.
[13:30] Otae
    I can see something on his underwear.
[13:32] Gin
    Huh? What?
[13:33] Gin
    Stop!
[13:33] Gin
    He'll hear you, so stop!
[13:34] Kondo
    She's right!
[13:35] Kondo
    The tip is a little moist.
[13:37] Gin
    I said to stop!
[13:38] Gin
    That's just the disinfectant!
[13:40] Otae
    Are you sure about that?
[13:42] Otae
    We should check the other side.
[13:44] Otae
    Excuse me!
[13:46] Otae
    Could you turn around?
[13:47] Gin
    There isn't any poop on his underwear!
[13:50] Madao
    Ah! Wait!
[13:53] Gin
    You idiots!
[13:54] Gin
    What do we do now?!
[13:55] Otae
    Since he left, he must have had poop on his underwear.
[13:57] Otae
    Close call...
[13:58] Sa
    How frightening...
[14:01] Tsukuyo
    Wait a moment.
[14:02] Tsukuyo
    He's back.
[14:04] Seita
    Oh, he's wearing swim trunks.
[14:05] Tojo
    Well, so he brought a swimsuit.
[14:08] Shin
    Huh?
[14:09] Shin
    Did he just trade with Hasegawa-san?
[14:12] Gin
    Who cares?! He's wearing a swimsuit now!
[14:14] Kagura
    But there's a 60% chance that
[14:16] ---
    Madao's trunks are dirtier than a pair of underwear.
[14:19] Gin
    What's that supposed to mean?!
[14:20] Otae
    Kagura-chan, you've got it wrong.
[14:23] Gin
    She's out of control, right?!
[14:24] Otae
    There's a 100% chance that Hasegawa-san's are dirtier.
[14:26] Gin
    How cruel can you get?!
[14:28] Otae
    Besides, there's something on Hasegawa-san's trunks.
[14:32] Kondo
    She's right!
[14:32] Kondo
    The tip is a little moist!
[14:34] Gin
    Hey! Why do you keep getting your pants wet, Sho-chan?!
[14:36] Tojo
    What's wrong with that man?!
[14:37] Tojo
    How many times will he release his load before he's satisfied?!
[14:40] Gin
    Don't make it sound dirty!
[14:42] Sa
    Stay out!
[14:43] Sa
    I don't want to become pregnant with a child that isn't Gin-san's!
[14:45] Gin
    Stop!
[14:46] Gin
    He's a naive child, so stop!
[14:51] Madao
    Uh... Let's introduce him again.
[14:54] Gin
    This is Sho-chan...
[14:55] Gin
    Everyone be nice now.
[14:58] Otae
    Um...
[15:00] Otae
    Don't let him off the boat.
[15:02] Kagura
    Make sure he doesn't touch the water.
[15:06] Madao
    A-Are you sure about this?
[15:08] Madao
    The shogun wants to be friends,
[15:09] ---
    but they won't even let him in the water.
[15:12] Madao
    The shogun hasn't even touched the water,
[15:15] ---
    and his goggles are soaked!
[15:17] Madao
    This is bad! He's really mad!
[15:19] ---
    We're dead! They'll cut off our heads!
[15:21] Gin
    Calm down.
[15:22] Gin
    We just have to give him a summer experience that he'll never forget.
[15:25] Gin
    What does summer make you think of?
[15:26] Gin
    What does the pool make you think of?
[15:27] Gin
    What do swimsuits make you think of?
[15:29] Madao
    You can't mean...!
[15:31] Gin
    Okay, we have enough people now, so let's get started!
[15:35] Gin
    The Exciting Underwater Cavalry Battle for Samurai!
[15:42] Madao
    N-Nipslips!
[15:45] Madao
    Women grabbing at each other in the water!
[15:48] Madao
    With heaving bosoms!
[15:51] Madao
    Gin-san, this will work!
[15:53] Madao
    We can turn the shogun's tears of sorrow into tears of joy!
[15:58] Gin
    Okay, break up into pairs.
[16:02] Gin
    One person will be the rider on the boat!
[16:04] Gin
    The other will be the horse who pulls the boat!
[16:05] Gin
    If the rider falls off the boat
[16:07] ---
    or loses his headband, you lose!
[16:10] Gin
    Well, things other than the headband may also be pulled off
[16:13] ---
    in the process...
[16:16] Seita
    Let's play! Let's play! Let's play!
[16:17] Kondo
    Boat! Bring me a boat!
[16:19] Madao
    They caught on.
[16:21] Madao
    You're good, Gin-san.
[16:22] Madao
    You've convinced the guys
[16:23] ---
    to help us without realizing what's going on!
[16:27] Gin
    Why would...?
[16:29] Gin
    Why are the guys on the boats?!
[16:31] Gin
    We can already see your nipples!
[16:34] Gin
    These guys are so desperate to see skin
[16:36] Gin
    that they haven't realized how it's impossible with this set up!
[16:40] Sa
    I can be Gin-san's horse!
[16:42] Sa
    Gin-san's gonna ride me!
[16:44] Gin
    I have no idea what she's even trying to do!
[16:48] Gin
    Hey, enough of this crap!
[16:50] Gin
    Hasegawa-san's about to turn into a castaway!
[16:55] Gin
    Use your head before you pair up.
[16:56] Gin
    The stronger partner should be the horse!
[16:59] Kagura
    That's what we did.
[17:00] Gin
    She's right!
[17:01] Gin
    The girls are all stronger here!
[17:03] Otae
    You were probably planning something dirty.
[17:06] Otae
    I could see right through you.
[17:07] Gin
    Nobody wants to see your crater of a chest!
[17:10] Gin
    We're not on the moon!
[17:11] Kondo
    Otae-san! I'm prepared to explore every crater on you...
[17:15] Kondo
    ...to find the nipple!
[17:16] Otae
    You want me to strangle you?!
[17:18] Tsukuyo
    Don't play dumb.
[17:20] Tsukuyo
    It's written all over your faces.
[17:21] Seita
    Where?!
[17:22] Seita
    We weren't going to do anything dirty!
[17:25] Seita
    Right, Gin-san?!
[17:26] Gin
    Yeah.
[17:27] Gin
    Nobody was thinking about anything dirty.
[17:31] Gin
    The Shogun was?!
[17:33] Gin
    Uh, excuse me, Sho-chan?
[17:35] Gin
    You're getting carried away with the fantasizing...
[17:37] Gin
    You're giving away the plan...
[17:40] Shogun
    Shoguns have traditionally been
[17:41] ---
    too excited to go to sleep the night before a field trip.
[17:44] Gin
    I don't care!
[17:45] Gin
    Could you go to sleep right now?!
[17:48] Gin
    Okay! We'll use rock, paper, scissors!
[17:50] Gin
    The winner decides if he wants to be the rider or the horse!
[17:53] Gin
    And the loser has to dive from the highest spot!
[17:56] Tsukuyo
    How is that related to the cavalry battle?
[17:58] Gin
    Who cares?! It's more fun when there's a penalty!
[18:01] Gin
    Heh, a dive from that height is
[18:03] ---
    guaranteed to shift a girl's swimsuit.
[18:05] Gin
    If we don't get a nipslip, we'll at least get to see some camel toe!
[18:07] All
    Rock, paper, scissors!
[18:08] Gin
    You girls better get ready to show some skin!
[18:17] Gin
    It's the Shogun?!
[18:19] Gin
    Hey, Sho-chan.
[18:21] Gin
    Don't you realize who I'm doing this for?!
[18:23] Shogun
    Shoguns have traditionally worn tighty whities,
[18:25] ---
    but the thong is not bad at all.
[18:27] Gin
    Why are you picking up weird urges?!
[18:29] Tsukuyo
    Hey, how is this fun?
[18:31] Tsukuyo
    We're looking at an old man with a wedgie.
[18:34] Gin
    Shut up!
[18:34] Gin
    You'll never see a more noble wedgie in your lifetime!
[18:37] Otae
    You were probably planning something dirty again.
[18:41] Otae
    I can see right through you.
[18:42] Gin
    Nobody wants to see your camel toe!
[18:44] Gin
    I'm not Lawrence of Arabia!
[18:46] Kondo
    Otae-san! I have no interest in camel toe!
[18:48] Otae
    You don't?!
[18:49] Kyu
    Don't play dumb.
[18:50] Kyu
    The jig is up.
[18:51] Tojo
    I would never dare!
[18:53] Tojo
    We had pure intentions!
[18:55] Tojo
    Isn't that right, Gintoki-dono?
[18:56] Kyu
    How do you explain that then?
SIGN    SS Adventurer
[18:58] ---
    Departure!
[18:59] Gin
    The SS Adventurer?!
SIGN    SS Adventurer
[19:01] Kyu
    You were going to use him to trick us
[19:03] ---
    into embarking on a dangerous adventure.
[19:06] Gin
    Why would this image
[19:07] ---
    make you want to go on an adventure?!
[19:09] Gin
    He's clearly a victim!
[19:11] Kyu
    That hole was asking for a flag to be planted.
[19:14] Kyu
    What a naughty trap...
[19:15] Gin
    You people are the naughty ones when
[19:16] ---
    you're planting flags down there!
[19:18] Gin
    Sho-chan!
[19:19] Shogun
    SS Adventurers have traditionally
[19:20] ---
    been boats for carrying adventurers...
[19:23] Gin
    Get a hold of yourself!
[19:24] Gin
    You're not the SS Adventurer!
[19:25] Gin
    You're the almighty shogun!
[19:27] Kagura
    If you're so desperate for nipslips and camel toe,
[19:29] ---
    you should change the rules.
[19:31] Gin
    Huh?
[19:33] Kagura
    Cut straight to the chase.
[19:34] Kagura
    If your naughty parts are exposed, you lose.
[19:36] Kagura
    How's that?
[19:37] Otae
    I like it.
[19:38] Kyubei
    A brilliant idea.
[19:39] Tsukuyo
    All the skin you could ever want.
[19:40] Tsukuyo
    Isn't that nice?
[19:41] Gin
    Hold it right there!
[19:42] Gin
    It's painfully obvious that this is going to end badly!
[19:46] Girls
    Okay, let's start!
[19:48] Gin
    Hey! Who said you could start?!
[19:50] Gin
    This isn't funny!
[19:52] Gin
    I can't let the shogun embarrass himself again!
[19:55] Tojo
    You won't escape!
[19:57] Tojo
    Lady! Are you watching my heroics?!
[20:00] Gin
    Hey! Stop screwing around!
[20:02] Gin
    You're crushing Sho-chan's crotch!
[20:04] Gin
    This is bad!
[20:05] Gin
    It's gonna snap! It's gonna snap!
[20:06] Gin
    Pull up! Pull up your underwear, Sho-chan!
[20:10] Gin
    Too much!
[20:12] Gin
    Didn't he lose already?!
[20:13] Gin
    If not, he's certainly lost the little dignity he had left!
[20:18] Gin
    Hey! Enough already! Stop it!
[20:21] Seita
    Let go, Shin-nii!
[20:23] Seita
    His underwear is mine!
[20:24] Gin
    What are these people doing?!
[20:25] Shin
    I won't let anyone, not even a friend, take this from me!
[20:27] Gin
    Why are you fighting to the death over a guy's underwear?!
[20:30] Kondo
    I won't lose!
[20:31] Kondo
    This is for Otae-san...
[20:33] All
    For the girls and their dreams of seeing male skin!
[20:36] Gin
    They don't give a damn about you!
[20:38] Gin
    They're busy playing beach volleyball!
[20:40] Gin
    Hell, he's not wearing that underwear anymore!
[20:43] Gin
    It's completely off!
[20:44] Gin
    It's not even underwear anymore!
[20:45] Gin
    Have some shame, okay?!
[20:48] Gin
    He walked over to buy a can of coffee!
[20:51] Gin
    He walked over with his underwear stretched
[20:52] ---
    out so far that he's basically naked!
[20:54] Shin
    I-Impossible!
[20:56] Kondo
    We can't even make him budge!
[21:00] All
    Who is this man?!
[21:18] Shogun
    Shoguns have traditionally worn elastic tighty whities.
[21:32] Shogun
    I appreciate your help.
[21:34] Shogun
    The pool is a fun place.
[21:38] Shogun
    Thank you for providing me with a wonderful summer experience.
[21:40] Shogun
    May I come back next summer?
[21:46] Zura
    This lotion is great!
[21:49] Zura
    I feel like I can topple the Bakufu right now!
[21:51] Zura
    Okay! One more time, Elizabeth!
SIGN    Greater Edo Pool
[21:56] Gin
    No more...
SIGN    Next Episode The Pincers of a Crab Can Snip Through a Friendship
[23:30] Shin
    Next time:
[23:32] Shin
    The pincers of a crab can snip through a friendship!