# 217 - What Happens Twice Can Happen Thrice
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***SIGN*** Greater Edo Pool
**[01:41] Gin**
Okay, time for a break!
**[01:43] Gin**
Your lips must have turned purple by now.
**[01:45] Gin**
Get out of the water for ten minutes, you stupid kids.
**[01:47] A**
What? I'm fine!
**[01:48] B**
Leave us alone, lifeguard guy!
**[01:50] Gin**
Have it your way.
**[01:52] Gin**
But if you don't play it safe in the pool, you'll be sorry.
**[01:55] Gin**
Don't come crying to me then.
**[01:58] A**
You can't scare us!
**[02:00] B**
Hey, let's play tag!
**[02:03] Gin**
What's wrong?!
**[02:04] Kagura**
Lifeguard guy!
**[02:06] Kagura**
My friend needs help!
**[02:08] Kagura**
His lips started to turn purple,
**[02:10] Kagura**
but then it spread
**[02:12] Kagura**
until his entire body was purple!
**[02:15] Gin**
You idiot!
**[02:16] Gin**
I warned you!
**[02:17] Gin**
Luckily, the purple germs
**[02:18] ---**
haven't spread to his glasses!
**[02:20] Gin**
Find a warm blanket, some warm soup,
**[02:22] ---**
a warm household, and warm glasses at once!
**[02:25] Gin**
Come back, Ishikawa!
**[02:29] Kid**
The purple germs will get us!
**[02:33] Gin**
Now you know how scary the pool is...
**[02:35] Madao**
What are you people doing?!
**[02:37] Madao**
I told you to make sure none of the customers drowned in fear!
**[02:40] Madao**
Why are you scaring them away?!
**[02:42] Gin**
Hasegawa-san, the pool is a death trap.
**[02:45] Gin**
These kids need to experience the pain
**[02:47] ---**
of getting water up your nose, the infections,
**[02:49] Gin**
and the embarrassment of leaving dirty
**[02:51] ---**
underwear where everyone can see.
**[02:52] Gin**
Once they realize how scary the pool is,
**[02:55] ---**
they've earned the right to play in the water.
**[02:57] Madao**
They don't need to be scared of turning completely purple!
**[03:00] Madao**
Seriously! I finally found a job,
**[03:02] ---**
so don't screw this up for me!
**[03:03] Madao**
No funny business!
**[03:05] Madao**
Watch over the kids as they enjoy their summer,
**[03:08] Madao**
and make sure that they make it home safely!
**[03:10] Madao**
That's the job of a lifeguard!
**[03:12] ---**
Got it?!
**[03:13] Both**
Aye aye, sir!
**[03:14] Madao**
You don't get to have fun!
**[03:17] Madao**
Four Eyes!
**[03:18] ---**
You haven't been playing the straight man!
**[03:20] Madao**
Do your job, damn it!
**[03:21] Gin**
Don't worry.
**[03:23] Gin**
They're checking to see if the water is safe.
**[03:26] Gin**
I'll be using inception to...
**[03:28] Madao**
You just want to take a nap, Idicapriot!
**[03:31] Gin**
Hey, give me a break.
**[03:34] Gin**
I'm sick of watching kids with
**[03:36] ---**
bodies that are as flat as Ken Watanabe.
**[03:38] Gin**
I'm here to see girls with some jugs.
**[03:43] Madao**
It's summer vacation, so it's mostly kids...
**[03:46] Madao**
Whoa, momma. Jackpot!
**[03:49] Gin**
Whoo! You're right! She's got jugs!
**[03:51] Gin**
Giant jugs!
**[03:54] Gin**
Nope...
**[03:55] Gin**
It's just a drunk terminator.
**[03:58] Seita**
Oh! Gin-san!
**[04:00] Seita**
Long time no see!
**[04:01] Madao**
Huh? What?
**[04:01] Madao**
You know this hot babe?
**[04:04] Tsukuyo**
What a coincidence.
**[04:05] Tsukuyo**
How have you been?
**[04:07] Madao**
Oh, he was doing fine a moment ago,
**[04:09] Madao**
but he just died.
**[04:11] Gin**
Why are you guys here?
**[04:14] Tsukuyo**
Hinowa asked me to teach Seita how to swim.
**[04:18] Tsukuyo**
Anyway, I didn't know what to expect from a pool,
**[04:22] Tsukuyo**
but it seems to be just like Yoshiwara.
**[04:23] Tsukuyo**
Men and women enjoying themselves
**[04:25] ---**
without any clothes on.
**[04:26] Madao**
No, you're wrong!
**[04:27] Madao**
That's not what this place is for!
**[04:29] Seita**
Tsukuyo-nee!
**[04:30] Seita**
I wanna go down the slide!
**[04:32] Tsukuyo**
Wait. First, you learn how to swim.
**[04:35] Madao**
That's right.
**[04:36] Madao**
The slide is too dangerous for someone who can't swim,
**[04:37] ---**
so start with the kiddie pool...
**[04:39] Tsukuyo**
First, you pour this over your body.
**[04:40] Madao**
That would be for an adult pool!
**[04:42] Tsukuyo**
Next, you sit down on this stool and spread your legs.
**[04:45] Madao**
Hey!
**[04:46] Madao**
What the hell are you teaching him?!
**[04:49] Madao**
This isn't a Yoshiwara pool!
**[04:50] Tsukuyo**
Let's go then.
**[04:51] Madao**
Wait!
**[04:56] Madao**
We're going too fast because of the lotion!
**[04:58] Madao**
Run away, everyone!
**[05:11] Seita**
That was awesome, Tsukuyo-nee!
**[05:12] Seita**
Again! Again!
**[05:14] Tsukuyo**
One more time and that's it.
**[05:16] Madao**
W-Wait...
**[05:19] C**
Look! There's a body floating on the water!
**[05:21] Madao**
Shit! Did someone get hit?!
**[05:24] Madao**
There's been an accident on my watch!
**[05:30] Zura**
Elizabeth! The watermelon's nice and cold now!
**[05:33] Zura**
Let's split it open...
**[05:39] Madao**
We're losing customers because of those idiots.
**[05:43] Madao**
We have to keep an eye on the kids,
**[05:45] ---**
and any adults who might teach the kids strange games.
**[05:47] Gin**
Good, I have an excuse to look around for girls with jugs.
**[05:51] Madao**
The most dangerous adult is standing right next to me, I think.
**[05:54] Madao**
What?!
**[05:55] Madao**
An adult in the kiddie pool teaching a kid how to swim!
**[05:57] Madao**
Adults aren't allowed in there!
**[05:59] Gin**
What?! She's got big jugs?!
**[06:01] Madao**
No, I'd call those tasteful cups.
**[06:03] Gin**
She's wearing a cup?
**[06:05] Gin**
Oh, that's what you meant.
**[06:07] Madao**
Hey, wait a moment!
**[06:08] Madao**
The kid is...
**[06:10] Madao**
Is she really a kid?
**[06:11] Madao**
She's pretty big.
**[06:13] Madao**
I think she's taller than the beanpole with cups.
**[06:15] Gin**
Kids these days get plenty to eat,
**[06:17] ---**
so they grow vertically.
**[06:19] Gin**
Look, it's Robert De Flato.
**[06:21] Madao**
Isn't that a man?
**[06:23] Madao**
That's the body of a boy.
**[06:26] Gin**
Huh?
**[06:27] Gin**
It suddenly got dark.
**[06:28] Madao**
Same here.
**[06:30] Otae**
Who were you calling Robert De Flato?
**[06:33] Gin**
M-My mistake...
**[06:35] Madao**
You must be Sylvester Stallone.
**[06:36] ---**
Can I have an autograph?
**[06:39] Otae**
Are you blind?!
**[06:50] Gin**
I-I see...
**[06:51] Gin**
Tasteful cups on a beanpole...
**[06:59] Kyu**
This is why I didn't want to come!
**[07:01] Kyu**
I hate swimsuits! I hate the pool!
**[07:02] Otae**
Kyu-chan!
**[07:04] Otae**
The hell are you bastards doing?!
**[07:06] Otae**
Do you want me to strangle you?!
**[07:08] Gin**
You've got it wrong!
**[07:09] Gin**
We were doing our job as lifeguards!
**[07:11] Otae**
Zip it!
**[07:13] Otae**
Your noses are bleeding, you pervs!
**[07:15] Gin**
Our noses?!
**[07:16] Gin**
We're bleeding everywhere, thanks to you two!
**[07:18] Gin**
Anyway, this is the kiddie pool!
**[07:20] Gin**
Adults aren't allowed in here!
**[07:22] Otae**
Don't blame us!
**[07:23] Otae**
Kyu-chan can't swim, so she was practicing here!
**[07:26] Otae**
Sorry, Kyu-chan.
**[07:28] Otae**
It's my fault for forcing you to come here...
**[07:35] Gin**
Kyu-chan looks pretty happy!
**[07:37] Gin**
She's taking full advantage of the situation!
**[07:39] Otae**
Enough is enough!
**[07:41] Otae**
We're turning you in to the police!
**[07:43] Otae**
That's the quickest solution!
**[07:44] Gin**
This is all a misunderstanding!
**[07:46] Kondo**
Otae-san!
**[07:47] Kondo**
Allow me to handle this!
**[07:49] Kondo**
I have proof of their crime on tape!
**[07:51] Kondo**
I'll arrest them on the spot!
**[07:53] Otae**
Arrest yourself!
**[07:55] Tojo**
Lady!
**[07:56] Tojo**
I have filmed the evildoings of that cop!
**[07:59] Tojo**
The stalker is finished!
**[08:00] Tojo**
Our plan is a success!
**[08:02] Kyu**
I was never part of any plan!
**[08:04] Sa**
I did it, Gin-san!
**[08:06] Sa**
I finally got a shot of your willy peeking out!
**[08:08] Gin**
You have nothing to do with what's going on here!
**[08:11] A**
Blood! Blood's coming from the other pool!
**[08:14] Madao**
The customers are running away again!
**[08:16] Madao**
Wait!
**[08:17] C**
Hey! There's also someone bleeding over there!
**[08:20] Madao**
Hey! Hold on!
**[08:22] Madao**
I don't believe this!
**[08:23] Madao**
Somebody's died on my watch!
**[08:27] Katsura**
Got it!
**[08:31] Katsura**
Elizabeth, start the fire!
**[08:32] Katsura**
We'll feast like kings tonight!
**[08:37] Shin**
That's such a blast!
**[08:38] Seita**
I know!
**[08:39] Seita**
Tsukuyo-nee! Again! Just one more time!
**[08:46] Madao**
Only the idiots are left now.
**[08:50] Madao**
This is the busiest time of the year.
**[08:53] Gin**
Look at it this way, Hasegawa-san.
**[08:55] Gin**
An accident was bound to happen
**[08:57] ---**
with these idiots around.
**[08:59] Gin**
You should be glad that those kids are gone.
**[09:02] Gin**
Fortunately, these guys can take a beating,
**[09:04] ---**
so we can just leave them alone.
**[09:06] Gin**
Let's get some rest today.
**[09:11] Madao**
I see. You're right.
**[09:15] Madao**
If Jump can go on summer vacation, why can't we?!
**[09:19] Gin**
That's right!
**[09:20] Gin**
The only people who watch this show
**[09:21] Gin**
are the ones who don't feel like watching the news!
**[09:23] Gin**
Nobody will notice if we take a week off!
**[09:25] Madao**
Damn!
**[09:26] Madao**
You've got me all fired up now!
**[09:29] Madao**
Can I take off my clothes?!
**[09:30] Madao**
Can I do the butterfly butt naked?!
**[09:32] Gin**
Can I make a pool of strawberry milk?!
**[09:34] Gin**
Can I drown in a pool of strawberry milk?!
**[09:35] Madao**
Doesn't matter! Doesn't matter!
**[09:37] Madao**
Cause today, this place...
**[09:39] Both**
...is our paradise!
**[09:49] Matsu**
Hey.
**[09:51] Matsu**
Didn't you hear me talking to you, kiddo?
**[09:55] Matsu**
Let me borrow some swimming trunks.
**[09:58] Gin**
Th-That's...
**[10:01] Matsu**
Man, my buddy suddenly got the urge to swim.
**[10:05] Matsu**
A cabaret club would be better, damn it.
**[10:09] Matsu**
So, we don't have our swimsuits since
**[10:11] ---**
this came out of nowhere.
**[10:13] Matsu**
A pool like this should have plenty to rent.
**[10:16] Matsu**
If not, you've got three seconds to take off your trunks!
**[10:20] Matsu**
One!
**[10:21] Shogun**
Katakuriko, no violence.
**[10:24] Shogun**
There's no need to worry.
**[10:26] Gin**
Th-That's...
**[10:28] Gin**
Don't tell me that's...!
**[10:34] Shogun**
Shoguns have traditionally gone swimming in tighty whities.
**[10:39] Both**
The... The...
**[10:41] Both**
Shogun?!
***SIGN*** What Happens Twice Can Happen Thrice
***SIGN*** Greater Edo Pool
**[10:48] Matsu**
Come on, are you sure?
**[10:51] Matsu**
Everyone will be able to see through
**[10:52] ---**
those tighty whities once they're wet.
**[10:54] Matsu**
We'll have an Abarenbo Shogun
**[10:55] ---**
on the loose before it's Saturday night.
**[10:57] Shogun**
It cannot be avoided.
**[10:59] Shogun**
Shoguns have traditionally been lonely down there.
**[11:02] Both**
I-Is that really the problem here?
**[11:05] Shogun**
I've always been interested in swimming in a pool.
**[11:07] Shogun**
This is an excellent opportunity for me to experience
**[11:10] ---**
the life of a common citizen.
**[11:13] Matsu**
Man, you've got weird interests.
**[11:16] Matsu**
I'll be waiting at the usual cabaret club.
**[11:20] Matsu**
Hey, boys.
**[11:21] Matsu**
Teach him how to have fun at the pool.
**[11:23] Matsu**
Just so you know, we snuck out.
**[11:26] Matsu**
Don't let anyone find out that he's the shogun.
**[11:29] Matsu**
Oh, if anything happens to him,
**[11:31] ---**
our heads will be rolling around the ground.
**[11:33] Matsu**
Keep that in mind.
**[11:35] Both**
W-Wait a moment!
**[11:38] Shogun**
Call me Sho-chan.
**[11:39] Shogun**
Let's enjoy ourselves.
**[11:41] Gin**
I-I was all ready to enjoy having the pool to myself!
**[11:45] Gin**
Why did the shogun have to show up now?!
**[11:47] Gin**
Why does the shogun always show up at the worst possible time?!
***SIGN*** Disinfection
**[11:49] Gin**
Why is he only washing himself down there?!
**[11:52] Gin**
This isn't funny.
**[11:54] Gin**
We aren't dealing with a normal pool here!
**[11:57] Gin**
The idiots of Edo are all
**[11:58] ---**
on vacation here at the same time...
**[12:01] Gin**
This is the Bermuda Triangle of Idiots!
**[12:04] Shogun**
They seem to be enjoying themselves.
**[12:06] Shogun**
I would like to join them.
**[12:09] Gin**
Sending the shogun out there
**[12:12] Gin**
would be like throwing a
**[12:14] ---**
naked MatsuKen with maracas to the sharks!
**[12:17] Madao**
Wh-What do we do, Gin-san?!
**[12:19] Gin**
It's too late to worry about it now.
**[12:22] Gin**
We'll have to keep those idiots in line,
**[12:24] Gin**
while entertaining the shogun until he leaves!
**[12:27] Gin**
Give the shogun a cap and goggles
**[12:30] ---**
so they don't recognize him!
**[12:32] Gin**
Uh, excuse me, everyone?
**[12:35] Kagura**
What's up?
**[12:36] Kagura**
Do you want to join us?
**[12:38] Gin**
Uh, well...
**[12:40] Gin**
There's this Sho-chan person...
**[12:43] Gin**
He wants to join in the fun.
**[12:46] Otae**
We don't mind at all.
**[12:49] Kondo**
Alrighty then. Let's welcome him aboard, Otae-san.
**[12:52] Sa**
I think it's cute.
**[12:53] Sa**
Some kids don't know how to make friends.
**[12:56] Tojo**
Come on down, Sho-chan!
**[12:58] Tojo**
I already consider you a friend!
**[13:00] Tojo**
But you aren't allowed to talk to the Lady!
**[13:02] Gin**
Yeah, you people shouldn't be talking.
**[13:04] Tsukuyo**
It's fine with us,
**[13:07] Tsukuyo**
but isn't he in his underwear instead of a swimsuit?
**[13:10] Kyu**
Good point.
**[13:11] Kyu**
Isn't that against the rules?
**[13:13] Kyu**
He's making me uncomfortable.
**[13:15] Sa**
There isn't much of a difference
**[13:16] ---**
between underwear and a swimsuit.
**[13:18] Sa**
10th and 14th shouldn't be so stingy!
**[13:20] Shin**
Are you people ever going to get over that?
**[13:22] Kagura**
They're different!
**[13:23] Kagura**
Underwear is dirty because you wear it for a long time!
**[13:26] Gin**
No, it's okay.
**[13:28] Gin**
His underwear is clean
**[13:29] Gin**
since he comes from a pretty high-class background.
**[13:30] Otae**
I can see something on his underwear.
**[13:32] Gin**
Huh? What?
**[13:33] Gin**
Stop!
**[13:33] Gin**
He'll hear you, so stop!
**[13:34] Kondo**
She's right!
**[13:35] Kondo**
The tip is a little moist.
**[13:37] Gin**
I said to stop!
**[13:38] Gin**
That's just the disinfectant!
**[13:40] Otae**
Are you sure about that?
**[13:42] Otae**
We should check the other side.
**[13:44] Otae**
Excuse me!
**[13:46] Otae**
Could you turn around?
**[13:47] Gin**
There isn't any poop on his underwear!
**[13:50] Madao**
Ah! Wait!
**[13:53] Gin**
You idiots!
**[13:54] Gin**
What do we do now?!
**[13:55] Otae**
Since he left, he must have had poop on his underwear.
**[13:57] Otae**
Close call...
**[13:58] Sa**
How frightening...
**[14:01] Tsukuyo**
Wait a moment.
**[14:02] Tsukuyo**
He's back.
**[14:04] Seita**
Oh, he's wearing swim trunks.
**[14:05] Tojo**
Well, so he brought a swimsuit.
**[14:08] Shin**
Huh?
**[14:09] Shin**
Did he just trade with Hasegawa-san?
**[14:12] Gin**
Who cares?! He's wearing a swimsuit now!
**[14:14] Kagura**
But there's a 60% chance that
**[14:16] ---**
Madao's trunks are dirtier than a pair of underwear.
**[14:19] Gin**
What's that supposed to mean?!
**[14:20] Otae**
Kagura-chan, you've got it wrong.
**[14:23] Gin**
She's out of control, right?!
**[14:24] Otae**
There's a 100% chance that Hasegawa-san's are dirtier.
**[14:26] Gin**
How cruel can you get?!
**[14:28] Otae**
Besides, there's something on Hasegawa-san's trunks.
**[14:32] Kondo**
She's right!
**[14:32] Kondo**
The tip is a little moist!
**[14:34] Gin**
Hey! Why do you keep getting your pants wet, Sho-chan?!
**[14:36] Tojo**
What's wrong with that man?!
**[14:37] Tojo**
How many times will he release his load before he's satisfied?!
**[14:40] Gin**
Don't make it sound dirty!
**[14:42] Sa**
Stay out!
**[14:43] Sa**
I don't want to become pregnant with a child that isn't Gin-san's!
**[14:45] Gin**
Stop!
**[14:46] Gin**
He's a naive child, so stop!
**[14:51] Madao**
Uh... Let's introduce him again.
**[14:54] Gin**
This is Sho-chan...
**[14:55] Gin**
Everyone be nice now.
**[14:58] Otae**
Um...
**[15:00] Otae**
Don't let him off the boat.
**[15:02] Kagura**
Make sure he doesn't touch the water.
**[15:06] Madao**
A-Are you sure about this?
**[15:08] Madao**
The shogun wants to be friends,
**[15:09] ---**
but they won't even let him in the water.
**[15:12] Madao**
The shogun hasn't even touched the water,
**[15:15] ---**
and his goggles are soaked!
**[15:17] Madao**
This is bad! He's really mad!
**[15:19] ---**
We're dead! They'll cut off our heads!
**[15:21] Gin**
Calm down.
**[15:22] Gin**
We just have to give him a summer experience that he'll never forget.
**[15:25] Gin**
What does summer make you think of?
**[15:26] Gin**
What does the pool make you think of?
**[15:27] Gin**
What do swimsuits make you think of?
**[15:29] Madao**
You can't mean...!
**[15:31] Gin**
Okay, we have enough people now, so let's get started!
**[15:35] Gin**
The Exciting Underwater Cavalry Battle for Samurai!
**[15:42] Madao**
N-Nipslips!
**[15:45] Madao**
Women grabbing at each other in the water!
**[15:48] Madao**
With heaving bosoms!
**[15:51] Madao**
Gin-san, this will work!
**[15:53] Madao**
We can turn the shogun's tears of sorrow into tears of joy!
**[15:58] Gin**
Okay, break up into pairs.
**[16:02] Gin**
One person will be the rider on the boat!
**[16:04] Gin**
The other will be the horse who pulls the boat!
**[16:05] Gin**
If the rider falls off the boat
**[16:07] ---**
or loses his headband, you lose!
**[16:10] Gin**
Well, things other than the headband may also be pulled off
**[16:13] ---**
in the process...
**[16:16] Seita**
Let's play! Let's play! Let's play!
**[16:17] Kondo**
Boat! Bring me a boat!
**[16:19] Madao**
They caught on.
**[16:21] Madao**
You're good, Gin-san.
**[16:22] Madao**
You've convinced the guys
**[16:23] ---**
to help us without realizing what's going on!
**[16:27] Gin**
Why would...?
**[16:29] Gin**
Why are the guys on the boats?!
**[16:31] Gin**
We can already see your nipples!
**[16:34] Gin**
These guys are so desperate to see skin
**[16:36] Gin**
that they haven't realized how it's impossible with this set up!
**[16:40] Sa**
I can be Gin-san's horse!
**[16:42] Sa**
Gin-san's gonna ride me!
**[16:44] Gin**
I have no idea what she's even trying to do!
**[16:48] Gin**
Hey, enough of this crap!
**[16:50] Gin**
Hasegawa-san's about to turn into a castaway!
**[16:55] Gin**
Use your head before you pair up.
**[16:56] Gin**
The stronger partner should be the horse!
**[16:59] Kagura**
That's what we did.
**[17:00] Gin**
She's right!
**[17:01] Gin**
The girls are all stronger here!
**[17:03] Otae**
You were probably planning something dirty.
**[17:06] Otae**
I could see right through you.
**[17:07] Gin**
Nobody wants to see your crater of a chest!
**[17:10] Gin**
We're not on the moon!
**[17:11] Kondo**
Otae-san! I'm prepared to explore every crater on you...
**[17:15] Kondo**
...to find the nipple!
**[17:16] Otae**
You want me to strangle you?!
**[17:18] Tsukuyo**
Don't play dumb.
**[17:20] Tsukuyo**
It's written all over your faces.
**[17:21] Seita**
Where?!
**[17:22] Seita**
We weren't going to do anything dirty!
**[17:25] Seita**
Right, Gin-san?!
**[17:26] Gin**
Yeah.
**[17:27] Gin**
Nobody was thinking about anything dirty.
**[17:31] Gin**
The Shogun was?!
**[17:33] Gin**
Uh, excuse me, Sho-chan?
**[17:35] Gin**
You're getting carried away with the fantasizing...
**[17:37] Gin**
You're giving away the plan...
**[17:40] Shogun**
Shoguns have traditionally been
**[17:41] ---**
too excited to go to sleep the night before a field trip.
**[17:44] Gin**
I don't care!
**[17:45] Gin**
Could you go to sleep right now?!
**[17:48] Gin**
Okay! We'll use rock, paper, scissors!
**[17:50] Gin**
The winner decides if he wants to be the rider or the horse!
**[17:53] Gin**
And the loser has to dive from the highest spot!
**[17:56] Tsukuyo**
How is that related to the cavalry battle?
**[17:58] Gin**
Who cares?! It's more fun when there's a penalty!
**[18:01] Gin**
Heh, a dive from that height is
**[18:03] ---**
guaranteed to shift a girl's swimsuit.
**[18:05] Gin**
If we don't get a nipslip, we'll at least get to see some camel toe!
**[18:07] All**
Rock, paper, scissors!
**[18:08] Gin**
You girls better get ready to show some skin!
**[18:17] Gin**
It's the Shogun?!
**[18:19] Gin**
Hey, Sho-chan.
**[18:21] Gin**
Don't you realize who I'm doing this for?!
**[18:23] Shogun**
Shoguns have traditionally worn tighty whities,
**[18:25] ---**
but the thong is not bad at all.
**[18:27] Gin**
Why are you picking up weird urges?!
**[18:29] Tsukuyo**
Hey, how is this fun?
**[18:31] Tsukuyo**
We're looking at an old man with a wedgie.
**[18:34] Gin**
Shut up!
**[18:34] Gin**
You'll never see a more noble wedgie in your lifetime!
**[18:37] Otae**
You were probably planning something dirty again.
**[18:41] Otae**
I can see right through you.
**[18:42] Gin**
Nobody wants to see your camel toe!
**[18:44] Gin**
I'm not Lawrence of Arabia!
**[18:46] Kondo**
Otae-san! I have no interest in camel toe!
**[18:48] Otae**
You don't?!
**[18:49] Kyu**
Don't play dumb.
**[18:50] Kyu**
The jig is up.
**[18:51] Tojo**
I would never dare!
**[18:53] Tojo**
We had pure intentions!
**[18:55] Tojo**
Isn't that right, Gintoki-dono?
**[18:56] Kyu**
How do you explain that then?
***SIGN*** SS Adventurer
**[18:58] ---**
Departure!
**[18:59] Gin**
The SS Adventurer?!
***SIGN*** SS Adventurer
**[19:01] Kyu**
You were going to use him to trick us
**[19:03] ---**
into embarking on a dangerous adventure.
**[19:06] Gin**
Why would this image
**[19:07] ---**
make you want to go on an adventure?!
**[19:09] Gin**
He's clearly a victim!
**[19:11] Kyu**
That hole was asking for a flag to be planted.
**[19:14] Kyu**
What a naughty trap...
**[19:15] Gin**
You people are the naughty ones when
**[19:16] ---**
you're planting flags down there!
**[19:18] Gin**
Sho-chan!
**[19:19] Shogun**
SS Adventurers have traditionally
**[19:20] ---**
been boats for carrying adventurers...
**[19:23] Gin**
Get a hold of yourself!
**[19:24] Gin**
You're not the SS Adventurer!
**[19:25] Gin**
You're the almighty shogun!
**[19:27] Kagura**
If you're so desperate for nipslips and camel toe,
**[19:29] ---**
you should change the rules.
**[19:31] Gin**
Huh?
**[19:33] Kagura**
Cut straight to the chase.
**[19:34] Kagura**
If your naughty parts are exposed, you lose.
**[19:36] Kagura**
How's that?
**[19:37] Otae**
I like it.
**[19:38] Kyubei**
A brilliant idea.
**[19:39] Tsukuyo**
All the skin you could ever want.
**[19:40] Tsukuyo**
Isn't that nice?
**[19:41] Gin**
Hold it right there!
**[19:42] Gin**
It's painfully obvious that this is going to end badly!
**[19:46] Girls**
Okay, let's start!
**[19:48] Gin**
Hey! Who said you could start?!
**[19:50] Gin**
This isn't funny!
**[19:52] Gin**
I can't let the shogun embarrass himself again!
**[19:55] Tojo**
You won't escape!
**[19:57] Tojo**
Lady! Are you watching my heroics?!
**[20:00] Gin**
Hey! Stop screwing around!
**[20:02] Gin**
You're crushing Sho-chan's crotch!
**[20:04] Gin**
This is bad!
**[20:05] Gin**
It's gonna snap! It's gonna snap!
**[20:06] Gin**
Pull up! Pull up your underwear, Sho-chan!
**[20:10] Gin**
Too much!
**[20:12] Gin**
Didn't he lose already?!
**[20:13] Gin**
If not, he's certainly lost the little dignity he had left!
**[20:18] Gin**
Hey! Enough already! Stop it!
**[20:21] Seita**
Let go, Shin-nii!
**[20:23] Seita**
His underwear is mine!
**[20:24] Gin**
What are these people doing?!
**[20:25] Shin**
I won't let anyone, not even a friend, take this from me!
**[20:27] Gin**
Why are you fighting to the death over a guy's underwear?!
**[20:30] Kondo**
I won't lose!
**[20:31] Kondo**
This is for Otae-san...
**[20:33] All**
For the girls and their dreams of seeing male skin!
**[20:36] Gin**
They don't give a damn about you!
**[20:38] Gin**
They're busy playing beach volleyball!
**[20:40] Gin**
Hell, he's not wearing that underwear anymore!
**[20:43] Gin**
It's completely off!
**[20:44] Gin**
It's not even underwear anymore!
**[20:45] Gin**
Have some shame, okay?!
**[20:48] Gin**
He walked over to buy a can of coffee!
**[20:51] Gin**
He walked over with his underwear stretched
**[20:52] ---**
out so far that he's basically naked!
**[20:54] Shin**
I-Impossible!
**[20:56] Kondo**
We can't even make him budge!
**[21:00] All**
Who is this man?!
**[21:18] Shogun**
Shoguns have traditionally worn elastic tighty whities.
**[21:32] Shogun**
I appreciate your help.
**[21:34] Shogun**
The pool is a fun place.
**[21:38] Shogun**
Thank you for providing me with a wonderful summer experience.
**[21:40] Shogun**
May I come back next summer?
**[21:46] Zura**
This lotion is great!
**[21:49] Zura**
I feel like I can topple the Bakufu right now!
**[21:51] Zura**
Okay! One more time, Elizabeth!
***SIGN*** Greater Edo Pool
**[21:56] Gin**
No more...
***SIGN*** Next Episode The Pincers of a Crab Can Snip Through a Friendship
**[23:30] Shin**
Next time:
**[23:32] Shin**
The pincers of a crab can snip through a friendship!