E184 - Popularity Polls Can...

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[00:01] Shinpachi
    To celebrate the Gintama anime becoming a movie
    and breaking roughly one million in DVD sales,
[00:06] Shinpachi
    we held the second character
    popularity poll.
[00:08] Shinpachi
    However, a bloody ranking battle has waged
    by those unsatisfied with the results.
[00:14] Shinpachi
    Who will be in 1st place
    at the end of this battle?!
SIGN    
[01:58] Okita
    I look away for a second
    and this happens.
[02:03] Okita
    There's a traitor among us.
[02:07] Okita
    Well then...
[02:09] Okita
    Who might it be, Shinpachi-kun?
[02:13] Shinpachi
    I-It wasn't us!
[02:15] Shinpachi
    Hasegawa-san was ranked
    lower than us!
[02:17] Shinpachi
    So why would we need
    to lower his rank?!
[02:20] Okita
    That assumption may be a mistake.
[02:24] Okita
    If the perpetrator's goal
    isn't to raise his rank,
[02:28] Okita
    but to take out people he doesn't like...
[02:32] Shinpachi
    That's...
[02:33] Shinpachi
    That's just...!
[02:35] Okita
    Sunglasses there may have
    been a lower rank than you,
[02:40] Okita
    but I hear you two shared the running joke
    of the glasses being the main body.
[02:46] Okita
    And I shouldn't need to mention
    that Zaki's character
[02:49] Okita
    overlapped with yours in
    terms of being boring.
[02:55] Shinpachi
    Y-You're wrong...
[02:57] Shinpachi
    It wasn't me!
[02:59] Shinpachi
    I didn't do it!
[03:00] Okita
    I'll listen to your excuses when
    you've reached 300th!
[03:12] Gintoki
    You'll be the one to drop
    to 300th, Okita-kun.
[03:17] Shinpachi
    Gi-Gin-san!
[03:22] Okita
    You've finally shown your
    true colors, Boss.
[03:25] Okita
    But you're a fool.
[03:28] Okita
    You missed a piece when you
    were dragging my pants down.
[03:32] Gintoki
    U-Underwear Daburu Feinto?!
[03:36] Okita
    A brilliant tactician assumes that he is going to
    be betrayed before he starts betraying others.
[03:41] Shinpachi
    There's nothing brilliant or tactical
    about being in your underwear!
[03:44] Shinpachi
    You're definitely embarrassing
    yourself, aren't you?!
[03:47] Kondo
    Odd Jobs!
[03:49] Kondo
    You're going down to hell
    with your underwear!
[03:53] Shinpachi
    Gin-san!
[03:56] Kondo
    Th-This is!
[03:59] Kondo
    R-Reddo Roincuroth?!
[04:03] Gintoki
    Fool!
[04:04] Gintoki
    Didn't you see the sponsor message?
[04:07] Gintoki
    I normally wear boxers,
[04:09] Gintoki
    but just for this episode, I'm wearing
    a special red loincloth!
[04:12] Shinpachi
    No, we didn't see it!
[04:13] Shinpachi
    And your butt's totally exposed!
[04:14] Shinpachi
    You idiots have been doing nothing
    but speaking in bad Engrish!
[04:19] Kagura
    Damn civil servants!
[04:21] Kagura
    It's over now!
[04:24] Shinpachi
    He's fully exposed to begin with!
[04:27] Kagura
    F-Fu-ri Expozed?!
[04:30] Shinpachi
    Just say exposed!
[04:31] Shinpachi
    It more or less sounds the same!
[04:33] Kondo
    Hah, fools...
[04:34] Kondo
    If having your underwear dragged
    down will lower your rank,
[04:37] Kondo
    then you shouldn't wear underwear
    to begin with!
[04:40] Shinpachi
    You're the fool!
[04:41] Shinpachi
    Is this person really a police officer?!
[04:42] Shinpachi
    His rank isn't going down after revealing
    his dirty parts to a girl?!
[04:47] Kondo
    As a parting gift, let me tell you
    why before you all go to hell.
[04:49] Kondo
    The whole dragging down the underwear
    along with the ranking
[04:53] Kondo
    only works on you losers!
[04:54] Kondo
    I have danced with death
    on a regular basis
[04:58] Kondo
    and exposed my private
    parts many times!
[05:00] Kondo
    The audience is already sick
    of seeing me fully expozed!
[05:05] Kondo
    In other words!
[05:07] Kondo
    My 13th place rank comes after
    I've already been fully expozed!
[05:10] Kondo
    I have no blind spots in this fight!
[05:12] Kondo
    You won't conquer this castle,
    no matter what you do!
[05:16] Shinpachi
    I can see blind spots everywhere!
[05:18] Shinpachi
    The castle is so broken-down that
    there isn't anything left to attack!
[05:21] Kondo
    You cannot take this impregnable fortress...
[05:27] Otae
    So what are you saying?
[05:29] Otae
    That as someone who used to be 17th,
[05:31] Otae
    I lost to a fully expozed 13th...
[05:34] Otae
    No...
[05:37] Otae
    I lost to that pathetic piece of crap?!
[05:43] Shinpachi
    He's fallen...
[05:44] Shinpachi
    The impregnable fortress has
    fallen in a different way.
[05:47] Kagura
    Boss Lady!
[05:49] Otae
    Kagura-chan, it's okay now.
[05:52] Otae
    I've destroyed that dirty devil.
[05:54] Otae
    There's nothing for you to be scared of.
[05:58] All
    We have a message for the higher-ranked
    characters hiding in this hotel.
[06:05] All
    This place already
[06:08] All
    belongs to us, Diamond Perfume.
[06:15] Otae
    Throw down your weapons and electro-on with
    our fake Kansai accent and fake robot dance.
[06:21] Tsukuyo
    Why am I in this mess...
[06:23] Otae
    If you refuse...
[06:27] Kagura
    We'll crush you!
[06:29] Shinpachi
    She switched sides in an instant!
[06:30] Shinpachi
    She brazenly switched to the side
    with the advantage in an instant!
[06:33] Kagura
    I'll kill you good and dead, yeah?
[06:35] Kagura
    What do we do with these losers?
[06:38] Gintoki
    There you go.
[06:40] Gintoki
    Women can't be trusted because
    they do whatever benefits them.
[06:43] Gintoki
    But the same can't be said for men.
[06:46] Okita
    Boss, do you intend to break
    out of this siege?
[06:51] Shinpachi
    How are we supposed to do that...?
[06:56] Hijikata
    Cease your futile resistance.
[06:59] Katsura
    Nothing good can come
    from going against us.
[07:07] Otae
    Y-You bastards!
[07:10] Hijikata
    It appears that we don't have
    time to fight among us.
[07:14] Katsura
    As I said to begin with...
[07:17] Katsura
    Terrible things would happen
    if we didn't unite.
[07:20] Hijikata
    This is no longer a fight
    over a popularity poll.
[07:25] Hijikata
    It's a war of the sexes.
[07:32] Otae
    War?
[07:33] Otae
    You're a funny man.
[07:35] Otae
    You think you crap heads can defeat us?
[07:44] Otae
    Diamond Perfume vs. Crapxile!
SIGN    [Note: Spoof on the Japanese group Exile.]
[07:49] Otae
    We'll have a contest to see
    who's the real number one!
SIGN    
[08:04] Otae
    Diamond Perfume vs. Crapxile.
[08:08] Otae
    We'll have a contest to see who's better!
[08:13] Katsura
    Wait, Miss Otae!
[08:16] Katsura
    We should not continue this ugly fight.
[08:20] Katsura
    This pointless conflict has already
    dragged on for three weeks.
[08:25] Katsura
    Popularity isn't the only thing at stake.
[08:27] Katsura
    If we continue to drag out this ugly battle,
[08:31] Katsura
    it's very possible that the sponsors
    will abandon us,
[08:34] Katsura
    and the show will end in March!
[08:37] Katsura
    We should calm down and talk this over.
[08:41] Katsura
    We should have a discussion on what
    direction the show should head.
[08:44] Katsura
    One of the more pressing matters
    would be how I, Miss Kyubei,
[08:47] Katsura
    and the newcomer, Miss Tsukuyo,
    have overlapping characters.
[08:50] Katsura
    We need to have a dead-serious discussion
    about which one of us should continue
[08:53] Katsura
    to play the dead-serious character.
[08:55] Kyubei
    G-Get...
[08:58] Katsura
    Hmm? What is it, Miss Kyubei?
[09:01] Katsura
    Do you have something to say?
[09:05] Kyubei
    Get...
[09:07] Kyubei
    Your hands off me!
[09:10] Otae
    Overlapping characters?
[09:12] Otae
    You lot don't have the
    right to talk about that.
[09:16] Otae
    Because y'all are
[09:18] Otae
    mere ripoffs of historical figures!
[09:22] Shinpachi
    Katsura-san! Hijikata-san!
[09:24] Otae
    You didn't earn your own popularity!
[09:27] Otae
    You only capitalized from
    the original's fame!
[09:29] Otae
    Fake imitation characters like you guys,
[09:30] Otae
    could never beat us original characters
    who've worked our way up!
[09:37] Katsura
    You weren't supposed to mention that...
[09:39] Hijikata
    Damn woman...
[09:41] Hijikata
    She wasn't supposed to mention that...
[09:43] Katsura
    Having to put up with complaints
    about how we mislead people
[09:47] Katsura
    to accidentally put Kotaro
    on their history tests...
[09:49] Hijikata
    Having to put up with history buffs complaining about
    how we're ruining the names of famous people...
[09:55] Both
    You could never understand that pain!
[09:59] Hijikata
    Katsura!
[10:00] Hijikata
    A temporary truce!
[10:01] Hijikata
    I'll arrest you after we've
    finished them off!
[10:05] Katsura
    We need to show them our true strength!
[10:08] Shinpachi
    Wait!
[10:09] Shinpachi
    Hijikata-san! Katsura-san!
[10:10] Shinpachi
    Wh-Whoa!
[10:25] Katsura
    I see that you won't make
    this easy, Miss Kyubei.
[10:29] Kyubei
    It appears that this battle is unavoidable.
[10:33] Katsura
    I'd realized that our characters overlapped
    since the Ryugu arc...
[10:38] Katsura
    I should have dealt with you then.
[10:42] Katsura
    I should be the only eggheaded character!
[10:45] Katsura
    Change your character to the one-eyed
    dragon this very instant!
[10:47] Katsura
    The leader of the Yagyu who randomly speaks
    English, rides a horse like a Harley,
SIGN    [Note: Historical figure Date Masamune as portrayed in the game "Sengoku BASARA."]
[10:51] Katsura
    and goes, "Let's party!"
[10:53] Kyubei
    I refuse.
[10:53] Kyubei
    You and your long hair should jump off a
    waterfall to learn the Rozan Sho Ryu Ha.
SIGN    [Note: Dragon Shiryu from Saint Seiya.]
[10:59] Katsura
    So you refuse to listen, head-chief...?
[11:02] Katsura
    In that case...
[11:05] Katsura
    Let's party!
[11:12] Otae
    Hijikata-han, don't you need
    to go "let's party"?
[11:16] Otae
    Aren't you the one who really
    wants to "let's party"?
[11:19] Otae
    Aren't you all excited about the
    second season coming up?
SIGN    [Note: Date Masamune in Sengoku BASARA is voiced by the same actor as Hijikata.]
[11:22] Hijikata
    What are you trying to imply?!
[11:24] Hijikata
    Stop saying crap that'll bring
    down the fourth wall!
[11:28] Hijikata
    As long as you're around,
[11:30] Hijikata
    the Shinsengumi, including Kondo-san,
    won't be able to stand alone at the top.
[11:34] Hijikata
    As long as you're around,
[11:36] Hijikata
    Kondo-san's image as a perverted
    stalker won't go away.
[11:39] Hijikata
    It all ends now.
[11:41] Hijikata
    This stupid mess and everything bad
    in the Shinsengumi's history...
[11:44] Otae
    So you intend to eliminate the woman who is the
    source of your boss's scandalous behavior?
[11:48] Otae
    I would expect no less from the
    demon vice-commander.
[11:50] Otae
    You're used to doing dirty work.
[11:52] Otae
    However...
[11:53] Otae
    There's no point in worrying about
    the Shinsengumi at this point.
[11:57] Otae
    Since your Shinsengumi
    and everything else
[12:02] Otae
    will be absorbed by us!
[12:04] Kondo
    Toshi!
[12:06] Kondo
    Come to our side!
[12:13] Kagura
    It appears that it's only a matter
    of time before 3rd falls.
[12:17] Okita
    You've made a fatal mistake in
    your push to reach the top.
[12:21] Kagura
    What's that?
[12:23] Kagura
    Don't be a poor loser.
[12:26] Kagura
    See?
[12:27] Kagura
    Our rank has changed.
[12:29] Kagura
    3rd is now one of us.
[12:33] Kagura
    What?!
[12:34] Kagura
    This is...!
[12:35] Kagura
    12th?!
[12:36] Kagura
    Impossible!
[12:38] Kagura
    Why did our rank suddenly drop?!
[12:41] Okita
    It was a brilliant plan to absorb
    the higher ranked members.
[12:48] Okita
    But our commander isn't the
    type you can hold down.
[12:54] Kagura
    C-Could it be...?!
[12:56] Kagura
    Him?!
[12:58] Kagura
    He's so offensive that he's starting to drag
    Diamond Perfume's ranking down!
[13:04] Otae
    Curses!
[13:06] Otae
    It was a terrible mistake
    to absorb that gorilla!
[13:10] Kondo
    Toshi!
[13:11] Kondo
    Now!
[13:13] Kondo
    Do me!
[13:14] Kondo
    Embarrass me!
[13:16] Kondo
    If my rank goes down,
[13:18] Kondo
    so will theirs!
[13:19] Hijikata
    Kondo-san...
[13:20] Hijikata
    Don't tell me, you...!
[13:22] Hijikata
    You purposefully allowed yourself to be absorbed
    so you could destroy them from the inside?!
[13:26] Kondo
    Don't worry about me!
[13:27] Kondo
    Defeat me along with them!
[13:29] Hijikata
    That's impossible, Kondo-san!
[13:31] Hijikata
    I can't do it!
[13:32] Kondo
    Do it!
[13:33] Kondo
    Do it, damn it!
[13:34] Kondo
    You said the Shinsengumi will
    dominate the top, didn't you?!
[13:36] Kondo
    I'll catch up to you afterwards!
[13:39] Hijikata
    That's impossible!
[13:40] Hijikata
    I'm supposed to embarrass you more when
    you're standing there fully expozed?!
[13:43] Hijikata
    I can't do it!
[13:44] Hijikata
    And hell, what would be more embarrassing
    than being fully expozed?!
[13:46] Okita
    Stop wasting time!
[13:48] Okita
    Do you intend to waste Kondo-san's
    good intentions!
[13:51] Okita
    Take this!
[13:52] Okita
    A waist pouch on a naked body!
[13:54] Kondo
    That's it!
[13:55] Kondo
    Keep it up!
[13:56] Kagura
    I won't let that happen!
[13:58] Kagura
    A waist pouch goes with chemical-washed jeans!
[14:00] Kondo
    What?!
[14:01] Kondo
    She brought my rank back up with by
    perfectly coordinating to the waist pouch!
[14:05] Okita
    I'm not giving in!
[14:06] Okita
    How's this?!
[14:07] Okita
    Chain mail!
[14:08] Kagura
    Chain mail goes with sickle and chain!
[14:11] Okita
    Damn!
[14:11] Okita
    I'll add in the Cursed Belt!
[14:13] Kagura
    Then I'll give him the Shield of Ruin!
SIGN    [Note: Dragon Quest Series items]
[14:15] Kondo
    This can't be!
[14:16] Okita
    Then I'll throw in a double-edged sword!
[14:18] Hijikata
    You're going with her coordination?!
[14:22] Sa
    It seems that this is the end.
[14:25] Sa
    Will you voluntarily cooperate with
    Diamond Perfume, Crapxile?
[14:30] Tsukuyo
    Let us cease this unsightly battle.
[14:33] Tsukuyo
    We can all be in Diamond Perfume.
    Everybody in 1st place.
[14:36] Tsukuyo
    What's wrong with that?
[14:37] Gintoki
    Don't be ridiculous!
[14:38] Gintoki
    What's with the pseudo
    Human Instrumentality Project?!
SIGN    [Note: From the Anime Evangelion]
[14:41] Gintoki
    Commander Ikari may
    accept it, but I won't!
[14:44] Shinpachi
    Is there any point to achieving
    1st place in such a manner?!
[14:46] Shinpachi
    Do you intend to make all those
    votes count for nothing?!
[14:48] Tsukuyo
    To be frank, I don't give a damn
    about a popularity poll.
[14:52] Tsukuyo
    But there are people who
    can't accept the results.
[14:55] Tsukuyo
    This is the best solution, right?
[15:00] Sa
    Hold it right there.
[15:01] Sa
    Hold it right there. What?
[15:03] Sa
    What did you just say, Tsukky?
[15:05] Tsukuyo
    Well, I don't give a damn about
    the popularity poll anymore,
[15:08] Tsukuyo
    so let's get this over with.
[15:10] Sa
    Y'know...
[15:12] Sa
    Tsukky, I've been thinking...
[15:14] Sa
    Aren't you being a little unfair, Tsukky?
[15:16] Tsukuyo
    Hmm?
[15:17] Sa
    You seem to be the only one
    separating yourself, Tsukky.
[15:21] Sa
    The whole "I don't care, but I came
    because everyone else told me to."
[15:24] Sa
    What's with the facade?
[15:26] Sa
    You're going to be the only one who doesn't get
    her hands dirty? Who stays clean this time?
[15:30] Tsukuyo
    Well, I really don't care...
[15:33] Sa
    Yes, yes. You're so cool.
[15:35] Sa
    The whole, "I placed 10th
    even though I don't care."
[15:38] Sa
    Amazing, right?
[15:40] Sa
    You're probably so calm
    because you're 10th.
[15:43] Sa
    It's different when you're 10th!
[15:45] Tsukuyo
    What? Speak up if you have a problem.
[15:45] Shinpachi
    They seem to be fighting
    among themselves...
[15:48] Sa
    That aloof attitude of yours
    really pisses me off!
[15:49] Gintoki
    What? What is this?
[15:51] Gintoki
    Where are we?
[15:51] Sa
    Be more serious!
[15:52] Gintoki
    An all-girls boarding school?
[15:53] Sa
    Don't give me that crap!
[15:54] Sa
    We're doing our best to live
    with our hands dirty!
[15:57] Sa
    We're wading through the mud as we
    try to become something better!
[16:00] Sa
    You can't survive in this
    world by being clean!
[16:03] Tsukuyo
    I never said anything about
    being clean or dirty.
[16:05] Tsukuyo
    I'm simply not interested!
[16:07] Sa
    Cut it out!
[16:09] Sa
    Damn bitch pretending to be all innocent!
[16:11] Sa
    Say that you really want to be 1st!
[16:12] Sa
    Say it!
SIGN    ["Little girls should go home and
    watch "Ainori" or something!!"]
SIGN    
[16:27] Gintoki
    What was that?
[16:28] Gintoki
    Who were those old men?
[16:30] Shinpachi
    H-He was standing, right?
[16:33] Shinpachi
    He was walking on two legs, right?
[16:35] Shinpachi
    Th-They headed towards where
    Sis and everybody else is...
[16:37] Kondo
    M-Monsters!
[16:39] Katsura
    Elizabeth!
[16:40] Katsura
    What are you... Abeshi!
[16:42] Shinpachi
    Something's...
[16:43] Shinpachi
    No, I don't hear anything.
[16:45] Shinpachi
    I can't hear a thing.
[16:46] Shinpachi
    I know nothing. Nothing at all.
[16:50] Shinpachi
    Gin-san!
[16:51] Shinpachi
    A-Above your head!
[16:54] Gintoki
    Wh-What is this?!
[16:56] Gintoki
    My ranking...
[16:57] Gintoki
    My ranking is dropping like a rock!
[16:59] Gintoki
    What's going on?!
[17:00] Gintoki
    I didn't do anything!
[17:02] Gintoki
    What's happening?!
[17:04] Madao
    W-We're too late...
[17:07] Shinpachi
    Hasegawa-san!
[17:11] Madao
    We spent too much time fighting...
[17:14] Madao
    We let our greed get the better of us,
    wanting to rank higher than others.
[17:18] Madao
    We displayed our ugly conflict
    for the past three weeks.
[17:24] Madao
    The viewers, the gods punished
    us for our sins.
[17:30] Madao
    Y-You must stop this fight now!
[17:35] Madao
    D-Don't let him have his way!
[17:38] Gintoki
    Him?
[17:40] Madao
    He was the one who used unnatural
    methods to summon the gods!
[17:45] Madao
    He was the one who took me down
    and set your fight in motion.
[17:50] Madao
    No, he was the one who caused the
    mess across this entire world.
[17:56] Madao
    Return to the beginning...
[17:58] Madao
    Why was there such an uproar?
[18:00] Madao
    What started all of this?
[18:05] Madao
    Head to the roof...
[18:07] Madao
    To end this stupid mess!
[18:18] Yamazaki
    You're late.
[18:21] Yamazaki
    I've been waiting here
    to show you this sight.
[18:27] Yamazaki
    Look.
[18:29] Yamazaki
    They're all desperately fighting
    for their own rank.
[18:32] Yamazaki
    Isn't that funny?
[18:34] Yamazaki
    Their attempts to raise their ranking do
    nothing but make them look worse.
[18:38] Yamazaki
    All humans are the same on the inside.
[18:41] Yamazaki
    Nobody is suitable to be 1st.
[18:45] Yamazaki
    We're all dirty maggots.
[18:50] Shinpachi
    Yamazaki-san...
[18:52] Shinpachi
    So this was all your doing...
[18:57] Shinpachi
    You pretended that you were attacked
[18:59] Shinpachi
    to drag your own rank down and
    cause an uproar in the rankings,
[19:03] Shinpachi
    to spark everybody's greed
    and create a mess
[19:06] Shinpachi
    that triggered the rage of the gods...
[19:08] Shinpachi
    You couldn't become 1st.
[19:11] Shinpachi
    You didn't try to become 1st.
[19:13] Shinpachi
    Instead, you brought everyone
    else down to your level.
[19:17] Shinpachi
    Yamazaki-san...
[19:19] Shinpachi
    Are you satisfied now?
[19:22] Yamazaki
    Flowers need a foundation of dirt.
[19:26] Yamazaki
    But the flowers never try to understand
    how the dirt feels...
[19:32] Yamazaki
    They bloom without a care...
[19:35] Yamazaki
    Despite the fact that they could
    never bloom without dirt...
[19:39] Yamazaki
    I wanted to let them know
    how the dirt feels...
[19:43] Yamazaki
    Our true worth...
[19:47] Yamazaki
    Punch me if you want.
[19:49] Yamazaki
    But your ranking will only drop further.
[19:52] Yamazaki
    The gods have grown tired
    of this ugly battle!
[19:56] Yamazaki
    Invite their rage if you'd like!
[20:00] Gintoki
    That's fine!
[20:01] Gintoki
    I'll smack you good!
[20:02] Gintoki
    Toying with people like that!
[20:05] Gintoki
    Don't look down on us!
[20:11] Gintoki
    Shi-
[20:12] Shinpachi
    Gin-san, I won't let you dirty your hands.
[20:15] Shinpachi
    I'm...
[20:16] Shinpachi
    Happy to be the dirt for my flower!
[20:21] Shinpachi
    Yamazaki-san, it's true that people
    like us are never noticed.
[20:27] Shinpachi
    Nobody tries to understand how we feel.
[20:30] Shinpachi
    But that's fine.
[20:32] Shinpachi
    We just have to be there like it's the
    most natural thing in the world.
[20:35] Shinpachi
    That's what dirt does.
[20:36] Shinpachi
    Yamazaki-san, that was the spirit of being the
    stepping stone that you taught me about!
[20:42] Yamazaki
    And are you really okay with that?
[20:45] Yamazaki
    Spending the rest of your life downtrodden
    without anyone noticing...
[20:51] Shinpachi
    Don't say that nobody notices us...
[20:55] Shinpachi
    I... I alone know!
[20:59] Shinpachi
    Yamazaki-san alone knows!
[21:02] Shinpachi
    Isn't that enough?!
[21:04] Shinpachi
    What more do you need?!
[21:07] Yamazaki
    Sh-Shinpachi-kun...
[21:10] Gintoki
    You aren't the only ones.
[21:16] Shinpachi
    E-Everyone...
[21:19] Gintoki
    Up. Look up.
[21:22] Gintoki
    It seems that the gods
    were also watching.
[21:25] Shinpachi
    This is...
[21:29] Yamazaki
    We're...
[21:34] Gintoki
    Okay!
[21:35] All
    Hooray! Hooray!
[21:35] Gintoki
    We'll be your stepping stones for today!
[21:38] All
    Hooray! Hooray!
[21:41] Kondo
    Zaki!
[21:42] Kondo
    Thanks for supporting us
    when we didn't know it!
[21:45] Otae
    Come on, you two!
[21:47] Otae
    Congratulations on being 1st
    place stepping stones!
[21:50] Shinpachi
    Yamazaki-san!
[21:53] Yamazaki
    Shinpachi-kun!
[21:57] Both
    Everybody understands...
[22:00] Both
    Everybody underst...
[22:04] Gintoki
    Dirt should return to the dirt.
[22:07] Gintoki
    Why are you two in 1st?
[22:10] Hijikata
    You had us fooled, damn punks.
[22:14] Both
    Allow us to ask one more time...
[22:18] Both
    Are popularity polls...
[22:21] Both
    ...really necessary?
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[24:06] Gintoki
    What?
[24:07] Gintoki
    A request to get rid of a wasps' nest?
[24:09] Gintoki
    Hell, when was the last time
    we had an actual odd job?
[24:13] Gintoki
    And so next time:
[24:14] Gintoki
    "The Whole Peeing on a Bee Sting Is a Myth.
    You'll Get Germs, So Don't Do It!!"
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SIGN    [Hijikata, the mayonnaise lover's dream comes true as he tours a mayo factory.]
SIGN    [See you next time.]