E229 - Making It Through Love

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SIGN    Who has the best in-game girlfriend? We'll find out in the My Wife World Tournament!
SIGN    Can the power of Gintoki and Pinko's love shatter Shinpachi's illusions (girlfriend)?!
SIGN    Making It Through Love
SIGN    Love Choris My Wife World Tournament
[01:44] N
    First, for the preliminaries, we'll need
    everyone to split up into three groups
[01:49] N
    according to their heroine.
[01:50] N
    So there will be a Sayaka group,
    a Momo group, and a Pinko group.
[01:55] N
    You will compete against the
    other members in your group,
[01:58] N
    and one victorious couple
    will advance to the finals.
[02:01] N
    That couple will represent
[02:03] ---
    their group in determining
    which heroine is best.
[02:06] N
    The one who best demonstrates his
[02:09] N
    girlfriend's charm during
    an in-game date wins!
[02:12] N
    Let the games begin!
[02:16] 132
    Allow me to show you the
    power of a girlfriend
[02:19] 132
    with over 5,000 hours of play time logged!
SIGN    Boyfriend's Perspective
[02:21] N
    Contestant #132 from the Momo-san
    group has made the first move.
[02:22] Momo
    Shige-kun!
[02:25] N
    Naturally, his boyfriend and
    intimacy levels are both maxed!
[02:26] Momo
    Sorry to keep you waiting.
[02:30] Momo
    There aren't very many people around...
[02:33] Momo
    I can't hold myself back!
[02:37] N
    Hey! The girlfriend is jumping
    right into the action!
[02:41] Kondo
    That's what happens when
    bystanders are zero,
[02:44] Kondo
    points are maxed, and the
    heroine's mood is aroused!
[02:47] Kondo
    The French Kiss!
SIGN    French Kiss
[02:48] Gin
    Aroused?!
[02:49] Gin
    Is this supposed to be an erotic game?!
[02:51] Kondo
    It's so rare that most of the hardcore
    gamers have yet to experience this!
[02:55] 132
    I spent all that time
    preparing for this day!
[03:00] C
    Stop!
[03:01] C
    My poor Momo-san!
[03:03] Momo
    Please calm yourself.
[03:04] Momo
    Your Momo is right here.
[03:07] N
    Oh no!
[03:08] N
    After witnessing contestant
    132's passionate kiss,
[03:11] N
    the other contestants are
    crumbling one after another!
[03:15] N
    What do the judges think?
SIGN    Cute Factor 60 points
SIGN    Thrill Factor 95 points
[03:16] N
    100 points in the hard-on category!
SIGN    Hard-on Factor 100 points
[03:19] N
    A total of 255 points!
[03:21] N
    We already have a very high score!
[03:23] Gin
    Hey! Who let the gorilla on stage?!
[03:27] 132
    The Momo-san group is mine!
[03:30] N
    Oh! We still have a boyfriend left!
[03:33] Kondo
    Shinpachi-kun...
[03:35] Kondo
    That's...!
[03:36] N
    What is the meaning of this?!
[03:38] N
    They're on a date, but they
    aren't holding hands!
SIGN    Sensitivity Level
    Charm Level
    Boyfriend Level
    Intimacy Level
[03:41] N
    In fact, his boyfriend and
    intimacy level are below average!
[03:45] Kondo
    Impossible! After all
    the time he spent?!
[03:48] N
    Platonic!
[03:49] N
    Unlike contestant 132
    and his intense kiss,
[03:52] N
    this couple is in a
    platonic relationship!
[03:55] 132
    Victory is mine.
[03:57] Shin
    Uh, are you thirsty?
[04:00] Shin
    I can get you something.
[04:02] N
    He can no longer bear the silence?
[04:06] Momo
    I'll go buy something then.
[04:08] Momo
    What do you want, Shinpachi-kun?
[04:09] Shin
    Th-Thanks...
[04:11] Shin
    I'll have tea then.
[04:15] Momo
    Here you are.
[04:16] Shin
    Uh, Momo-san, there's only one...
[04:20] Momo
    I also wanted tea.
[04:22] Momo
    We can just share, right?
[04:28] All
    In-In-In-
[04:30] All
    Indirect kiss?!
[04:33] N
    Now this is a surprise!
[04:34] N
    They're countering the passionate
    kiss with a platonic indirect kiss!
[04:39] A
    Why?!
[04:40] A
    An indirect kiss isn't even a kiss!
[04:43] B
    But I'm getting really excited!
[04:45] B
    It feels more realistic than that other kiss!
[04:47] Kondo
    Shinpachi-kun, could it be?!
[04:49] Kondo
    It's certain that the contestants
    and judges here are all virgins.
[04:53] Kondo
    For them, a deep kiss is the
[04:55] ---
    stuff of fantasy like
    dragons and pegasuses!
[04:59] Kondo
    But an indirect kiss is different.
[05:01] Kondo
    I'm sure that everyone
    has played the recorder
[05:03] Kondo
    or tried on the track pants
    of the girl that you like!
[05:05] Kondo
    This is much more realistic than a kiss!
[05:07] Gin
    The track pants thing is just you.
[05:09] Kondo
    Is that what Shinpachi-kun
    is aiming for?!
[05:11] Gin
    He's obviously just another virgin!
[05:14] Gin
    How can you get so excited over
    an indirect kiss in a game?!
[05:17] Gin
    An indirect indirect kiss is
    basically pointless!
[05:19] Shin
    I-I'm sorry! I'll go buy another one!
[05:22] Momo
    It's okay.
[05:23] N
    Oh, no! He's made his girlfriend upset!
[05:26] 132
    Victory! My Momo-san wi-
[05:38] Momo
    I don't need it anymore.
[05:40] Momo
    My thirst is quenched.
[05:48] N
    Contestant 154 advances to the finals!
[05:52] N
    I can tell you without looking that
    he's achieved a perfect score!
SIGN    Cute Factor 100 points
SIGN    Thrill Factor 100 points
SIGN    Hard-on Factor 100 points
[05:55] Gin
    Gorilla! You just have a permanent hard-on!
[05:58] Kondo
    Rejoice!
[05:59] Kondo
    Love Choris holds infinite possibilities!
[06:04] A
    A god! We've been graced by a god!
[06:08] A
    Hooray for the virgin god!
[06:10] A
    Hooray for the goddess Momo-sama!
[06:12] Gin
    Uh, wouldn't the virgin god
    rank below the toilet god?
[06:15] Gin
    Below a god covered in shit.
[06:17] N
    Now, what has happened with the
    Sayaka-chan group at the zoo?
[06:21] Sayaka
    Hey, kiss me.
[06:21] N
    It appears that more and more couples
    are trying to avoid kissing.
[06:22] Sayaka
    Why won't you kiss me?
[06:24] N
    They've realized that this
    tournament can't be won
[06:27] N
    through wanton displays of affection.
[06:28] N
    Couple 230 appears to
    be frozen in place.
[06:31] ---
    What is their goal?
[06:34] Sayaka
    Ah, I'm so embarrassed!
[06:36] Okita
    Embarrassed?
[06:38] Okita
    Then we should show off your ugliness.
[06:42] All
    What kind of game is this?!
[06:44] Kondo
    Sogo! What are you doing
    to my Sayaka-chan?!
[06:49] Sayaka
    If you must use body painting,
    be sure to draw glasses too...
[06:53] Okita
    Yeah, yeah. Glasses, glasses.
[06:53] Gin
    What kind of request is that?!
[06:55] Sayaka
    And my skin can't get
    any air. It hurts...
[06:59] Sayaka
    Water...
[07:00] Sayaka
    Please give me water, Master...
[07:02] Gin
    Why does she keep requesting
    stuff she really doesn't need?!
[07:04] Okita
    Water?
[07:06] Okita
    This is all I have.
[07:08] Sayaka
    That's good enough.
[07:10] Sayaka
    I mean, please let me have some.
[07:12] Sayaka
    Let's drink it together.
[07:15] N
    Another indirect kiss!
[07:18] N
    Is the indirect kiss still the key,
    even under these bizarre circumstances?!
[07:22] Okita
    Good idea.
[07:22] Okita
    One is enough for the two of you.
[07:25] Gin
    Who is she supposed to share that with?!
[07:27] Sayaka
    What about you, Master?
[07:28] Okita
    I don't need it.
[07:30] Okita
    My thirst is quenched.
[07:31] Gin
    Your thirst for what?!
[07:32] Gin
    Quenched with what?!
[07:33] E
    Hey! I won't stand for this travesty!
[07:36] N
    Oh! The Sayaka group is upset
    by this shocking display!
[07:40] Okita
    Could you not interrupt
    our quality time?
[07:43] Okita
    Sayaka is enjoying herself.
[07:44] E
    No, Sayaka-chan would never
    enjoy this treatment!
[07:48] E
    Look at how happy our Sayaka-chans are!
[07:51] E
    Huh? Sayaka-chan?
[07:54] Sayaka
    I have returned, Master.
[07:57] N
    The Sayaka-chan group has fallen!
[08:01] N
    As for the scores...
SIGN    Cute Factor 100 points
SIGN    Thrill Factor 100 points
SIGN    Hard-on Factor 100 points
[08:03] N
    This is a surprise! A perfect score!
[08:05] Gin
    You guys will take
    anything if it's female!
[08:08] F
    How was he able to tame the
    strong-willed Sayaka-chan?!
[08:12] F
    This was the perfect way to nail people
    with a fetish for being cheated on!
[08:16] A
    A god! We've been graced by a god!
[08:19] Gin
    How many gods are you
    going to roll out here?!
[08:21] N
    The Momo-san group and Sayaka-chan
    group have their finalists!
[08:27] N
    All that remains is the finals!
[08:30] Gin
    Wait up!
[08:32] Gin
    There's still Pinko!
[08:35] Sa
    Why are you ignoring us?!
[08:36] Tojo
    Yeah! You're going to die without
    ever witnessing how cute the lady is!
[08:40] N
    Uh, they all receive 0 points.
SIGN    Cute Factor 0 points
SIGN    Thrill Factor 0 points
SIGN    Hard-on Factor 0 points
[08:42] Gin
    We haven't done anything yet!
[08:44] A
    Well, I guarantee there
    won't be any cute factor.
[08:47] Gin
    Screw you!
[08:48] Gin
    Why do you think I'm even
    in this creepy tournament?!
[08:51] A
    Then let me ask you this.
[08:54] A
    Do you really want to date Pinko-chan?
[08:57] Gin
    Uh, not really...
[08:59] Gin
    But I need to reach the finals...
[09:00] B
    Do you love Pinko-chan?!
[09:06] Gin
    O-Of...
[09:08] Gin
    Of course I do, bastard!
[09:15] Gin
    Huh?
[09:16] Gin
    Hold on.
[09:18] Gin
    Why does everyone look so
    serious all of a sudden?
[09:20] Gin
    Why isn't everyone laughing?
[09:22] Gin
    Why do you look so upset?!
    Why are you crying?!
[09:28] Pinko
    I'm not happy to hear that or anything.
[09:32] Gin
    Why are you blushing?!
[09:35] Gin
    Stop!
[09:36] Gin
    Please stop this mood!
[09:39] N
    I understand.
[09:40] N
    If you insist, we'll have you
    prove those words!
[09:44] N
    The Pinko-chan group will
    have their date at...
SIGN    Dream Castle Love World
[09:47] N
    ...Dream Castle!
SIGN    Dream Castle Love World
[09:52] N
    They will have their
    date at Dream Castle!
[09:55] Gin
    J-Jumping right to the
    hardest challenge!
[09:58] Gin
    Hold on!
[09:59] Gin
    The other groups went to the
    amusement park and the zoo!
[10:01] Gin
    Why are we the only ones who have
    to engage in physical activity?!
[10:03] Okita
    Well, time to show what you're made of.
[10:06] Gin
    What's that supposed to mean?!
[10:07] Shin
    Try to climb your way up here.
[10:09] Gin
    I can't!
[10:11] Gin
    I'm at the bottom of the ladder!
[10:12] Gin
    In the septic tank!
[10:14] Kondo
    Why are you getting scared, Joe?!
[10:17] Kondo
    Show them the fastest left
    straight in the world!
[10:20] Gin
    What left straight?!
[10:22] Gin
    I'm more limp than straight!
[10:25] Gin
    I have no tomorrow!
[10:27] Tojo
    I'm supposed to reveal how
    naughty the lady can be?
[10:31] Tojo
    That... That...
[10:33] Tojo
    That turns me on!
SIGN    Go on a date. Call her.
[10:35] N
    Contestant 311 has made the first move!
[10:38] Tojo
    Lady, my diaper feels icky.
[10:43] Tojo
    Can we go inside so you can change it?
[10:44] Gin
    Yeah, change his brain
    while you're at it.
[10:47] N
    The baby role-playing couple
    easily clears the first...
[10:52] Kyubei
    Can you stop that?
[10:55] Kyubei
    I don't do this stuff.
[10:57] Kyubei
    If you don't stop,
    I'll call the manager.
[11:00] N
    Oh! What could this mean?!
[11:02] N
    The girlfriend Pinbei-chan was
    actually a Pinko Salon Pin-girl!
[11:07] Gin
    What's a Pinko Salon?!
[11:08] Gin
    Why would he go to a place
    like that in a game?!
[11:12] Kyubei
    Hello?
[11:13] Kyubei
    I got this weirdo customer here.
[11:15] Tojo
    Ah! Wait!
[11:16] Tojo
    I'll give you another thirty thousand!
[11:18] Kyubei
    Manager, over here!
[11:19] Tojo
    Not the manager!
[11:21] Tojo
    Anyone but the manager!
[11:23] Gin
    Now it's turned into a fighting game!
[11:25] N
    Contestant 311 is in a match
    with the manager!
[11:28] N
    Now he must defeat the branch
    manager, the head manager,
[11:31] N
    the CEO, and then the last boss
    Fri-beep-za, before he can return to his date!
[11:34] Gin
    This is a completely different game!
[11:37] A
    Look, Pinko absolutely stinks.
[11:39] A
    How can they stand her as a girlfriend?
[11:41] N
    Pinko-chan's reputation is
    souring by the minute!
[11:44] Sa
    That's absurd!
[11:45] Sa
    Don't lump my Pin-san with his Pinko!
[11:47] N
    Contestant 294 has made her move!
[11:50] N
    She forcibly transformed her
    Pinko-chan into Pin-san!
[11:53] Sa
    Let's go inside, Pin-san.
SIGN    Pin-san: Yes
[11:58] Sa
    I'm starting to get nervous.
[12:00] Sa
    How about you, Pin-san?
SIGN    Yes
    No
[12:02] Sa
    Please, you're such a cool player.
[12:04] Sa
    Why not show a little excitement?
[12:06] Gin
    Cool player?! All he
    can say is yes or no!
[12:09] Gin
    He's turned into a Dragon
    Quest main character!
SIGN    Yes
    No
[12:11] Sa
    Gosh! Don't overdo it.
[12:14] Sa
    We have a long night ahead of us.
SIGN    Strategy
    Keep using strong spells.
    Conserve magic.
    Pay no heed to HP.
[12:15] Gin
    Why would you change strategies now?!
[12:18] Gin
    Is that how it works?!
[12:19] Sa
    Um, excuse me.
SIGN    Welcome to the inn. It
    will be 150g per go.
[12:21] Gin
    Why is the clerk the innkeeper
    from Dragon Quest?!
[12:24] N
    It appears that she's hacked the game
    so Dragon Quest characters appear!
SIGN    Did you visit the item store next door?
    Don't forget to equip your condom first.
[12:29] Gin
    And what happened to being subtle?!
SIGN    Item Shop
[12:32] Sa
    Yes, we should buy items before
    we go on our adventure.
[12:36] Sa
    Oh, this is terrible!
SIGN    Cypress Stick
[12:37] Sa
    They only sell Cypress Sticks.
[12:39] Gin
    What are we supposed to use that for?!
[12:41] Sa
    We're supposed to go into a dangerous
    cave without any armor?!
[12:44] Gin
    Your cave is what's dangerous!
[12:46] Sa
    Let me talk to the manager!
[12:49] Gin
    Why?!
SIGN    The Manager has appeared!
SIGN    Fight
    Defend
    Magic
    Escape
SIGN    Normal Attack
    Special Technique
SIGN    The manager summoned help.
[12:50] Gin
    Do you have to fight the
    manager in this game?!
[12:53] Gin
    And isn't this the same manager?
SIGN    Part-timer A has appeared.
    Part-timer B has appeared.
    Part-timer C has appeared.
    Part-timer D has appeared.
[12:54] Gin
    It's the same manager!
[12:56] Gin
    And why are you with them?!
[12:58] N
    Now they must defeat Part-timers
    A, C, the last boss,
[13:00] N
    and D before Part-timer B can
    become a full-time employee!
[13:04] Gin
    Who gives a damn about Part-timer B?!
[13:07] N
    Only one couple remains!
[13:08] ---
    Will they be able to achieve victory?!
[13:11] Gin
    C-Can we just skip this?
[13:13] Gin
    We're the only ones left.
[13:14] Gin
    We should advance by default.
[13:16] N
    Oh, what's this?!
[13:18] N
    Why are the finalists here?!
[13:22] Shin
    H-Huh?
[13:23] Shin
    We've gotten lost in a strange place.
[13:25] Shin
    I'm sorry!
[13:26] Shin
    Let's turn back.
[13:28] Momo
    Yes.
[13:31] Momo
    Then I'll make sure you don't
    get lost by holding your hand.
[13:34] Shin
    Huh?
[13:35] Shin
    But Momo-san...
[13:36] Shin
    This way is...
[13:38] Momo
    Shinpachi-kun, you see...
[13:41] Momo
    As long as I'm with you, I'm never lost.
[13:45] Momo
    No,
[13:48] ---
    as long as I'm with you...
[13:50] Momo
    Let's get lost together.
[13:53] All
    The sign!
[13:55] All
    That's the sign!
[13:57] N
    Shimura has barged into
    the Pinko-chan contest
[14:00] ---
    and taken an insurmountable lead!
[14:04] Okita
    Huh?
[14:05] Okita
    We've gotten lost in a strange place.
[14:07] Momo
    Then I'll make sure you don't get lost.
[14:10] Okita
    Hey.
[14:11] Okita
    Who gave you permission
    to walk in front of me?
[14:13] Sayaka
    Master, I have followed
    every one of your orders
[14:19] Sayaka
    because it made me happy.
[14:22] Sayaka
    But...
[14:23] Sayaka
    I want to make you happy!
[14:27] Sayaka
    I...
[14:28] Okita
    Bubera!
[14:31] Sayaka
    ...want to grind my heels
    into this filthy pig!
[14:35] Okita
    Huh?
[14:36] Sayaka
    Such a stupid pig.
[14:37] Sayaka
    Your weak admonishments no
    longer do anything for me!
[14:42] Sayaka
    I'm going to teach you true
    pain and pleasure, boy!
[14:46] All
    The sign!
[14:48] All
    We don't know what kind of sign it is, but
    Sayaka-chan has given some kind of sign!
[14:51] N
    Oh! Shimura is also joined by Okita
[14:54] N
    with a newly awakened Sayaka-chan
    as they step inside!
[14:58] N
    What's going on?!
[14:59] N
    Are they going to leave the Pinko-chan team
    behind and enter the finals alone?!
[15:04] Kondo
    What are you doing, Joe?!
[15:06] Kondo
    The bell has rung!
[15:08] G
    Seriously, what's wrong with him?
[15:10] H
    He should make himself scarce.
[15:12] C
    Nobody wants to see Pinko!
[15:13] C
    Get lost!
[15:14] All
    Go home! Go home! Go home!
[15:23] Kondo
    Stand! Stand up, Joe!
[15:25] Kondo
    The only one who can
    save Shinpachi-kun...
[15:27] Kondo
    The only one who can defeat
    Sogo and avenge me...
[15:29] Kondo
    The only one who can
    protect Pinko-chan...
[15:32] Kondo
    ...is you, her boyfriend!
[15:34] Kondo
    Teach them the true meaning of
    a boyfriend, a girlfriend...
[15:39] Kondo
    Of love!
[15:41] Kondo
    Now stand!
[15:42] Kondo
    Stand up, Joe!
[15:51] Pinko
    Hey, you knocked off my kerchief.
[15:55] A
    Th-That's...
[15:56] B
    I-Impossible...
[15:58] B
    Who...
[16:01] All
    ...is that?!
[16:04] Gin
    Who is she?
[16:07] Gin
    That should be obvious.
[16:10] Gin
    She's my Pinko.
[16:12] Pinko
    Let me go!
[16:14] D
    No way!
[16:15] D
    What's happened?!
[16:16] Shin
    Wh-What is this?
[16:19] Kondo
    He's finally woken up.
[16:22] Kondo
    There are times when a grown-up
[16:23] ---
    doesn't have the option
    to request a change.
[16:25] Kondo
    There are times when a grown-up
    has no choice but to stand erect.
[16:30] Kondo
    If virgins create illusions
    to escape from reality,
[16:33] Kondo
    grown-ups create illusions
    to fight against reality.
[16:36] Kondo
    Yes, illusions that are
    capable of altering reality!
[16:41] Kondo
    Love.
[16:43] Pinko
    Th-That's not funny!
[16:45] Pinko
    I'm not your woman!
[16:48] Pinko
    I already said that I'm
    gonna avenge En-beep-ri!
[16:52] N
    Oh, it appears that Pinko-chan
    hasn't changed on the inside!
[16:55] Pinko
    Die!
[16:57] Enari
    Mom, that's not helping, okay?
[17:02] A
    En-beep-ri has also transformed!
[17:04] Enari
    I'm sorry, Sakata-san.
[17:06] Enari
    My mom needed to vent her grief
    on someone after losing me!
[17:11] Gin
    Except you're still talking!
[17:14] Enari
    But the truth is that she appreciates
    that you were always there for her...
[17:18] Pinko
    Hey, what are you saying?
[17:20] Pinko
    I was just tailing him.
[17:24] Pinko
    And it wasn't because
    I like you or anything!
[17:27] Pinko
    I did it so I could kill you
    whenever I wanted!
[17:30] Pinko
    Don't get the wrong idea.
[17:32] Pinko
    I don't like you at all!
[17:35] Enari
    Mom, I never said that you liked him.
[17:44] All
    A-A tsundere?!
[17:48] E
    What?!
[17:49] E
    How can such a worn-out genre
    feel new and refreshing?!
[17:53] D
    The impact of her tsun was doubled
    because she was originally Pinko!
[17:57] D
    The result is that the impact
    of her dere is also double!
[18:01] Enari
    I just want you to be happy.
[18:04] Enari
    You shouldn't have to bear the burden
    of a son who isn't even your own.
[18:08] Enari
    You haven't been able to live
    the life of a young girl.
[18:12] Pinko
    I am your father's wife.
[18:14] Pinko
    It doesn't matter if he's dead.
[18:17] Enari
    Your relatives forced
    you into that marriage.
[18:19] Enari
    You never even held hands with Dad.
[18:21] All
    Wh-What's that?!
[18:24] A
    Impossible!
[18:25] A
    A widow with a son, and
    she's miraculously pure?!
[18:30] Pinko
    But Tak-beep-zo was kind to me.
[18:33] Enari
    Yes, Dad cared deeply for you.
[18:36] Enari
    That's why he's wishing for
    your happiness from up above.
[18:40] Takuzo
    Pinko, go do it!
[18:42] All
    Tak-beep-zo has given his permission?!
[18:47] Pinko
    I-I guess I don't have a choice.
[18:49] Pinko
    If Tak-beep-zo insists...
[18:50] Pinko
    I don't want to do this, but
    I guess I'll go with you...
[18:54] Pinko
    But don't get the wrong idea.
[18:56] Pinko
    I-I'm not the kind of girl who would
[18:59] ---
    come to a place like this
    with a man I don't like!
[19:05] N
    There it is!
[19:09] N
    Sakata has shown us the power
    of an awakened Pinko-chan
[19:13] ---
    and gone inside!
[19:15] Shin
    An illusion to fight
    against reality is love?!
[19:19] Shin
    My ideal girlfriend will never lose
    to a grown-up's disgusting fantasy!
[19:23] Shin
    Isn't that right, Okita-san?!
[19:26] Shin
    Okita-san?! Okita-san!
[19:29] Gin
    Love isn't all it's cracked up to be!
[19:33] Gin
    Just you watch!
[19:35] Shin
    My love with Momo-san is eternal!
[19:37] Shin
    This is the end!
SIGN    The manager has appeared.
[19:42] Both
    Why is the manager here?!
[19:44] N
    Well, we can't actually
    show what happens next,
[19:46] ---
    so we'll use the manager instead.
[19:48] All
    That only makes it worse!
[19:50] N
    The final battle will be a contest
    to send the manager to heaven!
[19:55] N
    Managetris!
[19:57] Shin
    What's that supposed to be?!
[19:59] Shin
    After all that, I have
    to face the manager?!
[20:02] N
    Shimura has made mistake after mistake!
[20:03] N
    He can't mask his frustration?!
[20:05] Shin
    Damn! Damn!
[20:06] N
    Oh, and here comes the penalty!
[20:10] N
    A rain of managers!
[20:12] Shin
    This is...
[20:13] N
    Sakata!
[20:15] N
    He's calmly sending managers to
    heaven as though nothing happened!
[20:20] Shin
    Y-You don't love your
    girlfriend, Gin-san!
[20:23] Shin
    So it doesn't matter if her
    appearance has changed!
[20:25] Gin
    That's true.
[20:26] Gin
    But is it love in your case
    if you're so easily disturbed?
[20:33] Gin
    Women aren't going to follow
    the script like in a game.
[20:36] Gin
    The hottest girl around
    will still fart and poop.
[20:40] Gin
    Eventually, she'll age and
    become an ugly manager.
[20:42] Shin
    Uh, she won't turn into the manager!
[20:44] Gin
    If you love someone, that means
    you're ready to accept that.
[20:49] Gin
    Love is the resolve to create an
    illusion that accepts this reality.
[20:56] Gin
    When you love a cold machine...
[20:59] Gin
    If you can't show affection for
    the manager, humans, reality,
[21:05] Gin
    you have no right to speak of love!
[21:07] Gin
    This is my love!
[21:10] Gin
    56 straight Pinkos!
[21:15] N
    There it is!
SIGN    Winner Loser
[21:16] N
    The manager has gone!
[21:18] N
    It's over!
[21:20] N
    Sakata has shown the virgins
    what adult love is about!
[21:25] Gin
    Stand up, Shinpachi.
[21:27] Gin
    It's not over.
[21:29] Gin
    This is a new beginning for you all.
[21:31] Gin
    If you were able to pour
    this much love into a game,
[21:35] Gin
    I'm sure that you'll be able
    to love a real person one day.
[21:40] Shin
    Gin-san...
[21:41] Gin
    That means you need to stop
    playing games and face reality.
[21:46] Shin
    Uh, well...
[21:47] Shin
    You're the one who
    needs to face reality.
[21:52] Okita
    Most people wouldn't take
    off their underwear.
[21:52] Sa
    Gin-san! Over here!
[21:55] Kondo
    We were on the verge of becoming him?
[21:58] Kondo
    We need to wake up.
[22:01] Gin
    Okay, I need to increase my
    boyfriend level so I can go
[22:05] ---
    on a trip to Atami next weekend.
SIGN    Game Over
SIGN    It Would Take Too Much Effort to Make This Title Sound Like a Text Message Subject
[23:40] Kagura
    Next time:
[23:41] Kagura
    It would take too much effort to make
    this title sound like a text message subject.