E285 - Love Is a Roach Motel

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SIGN    Masked Roachief Black RX's request: Watch this program in
    a bright room and at a safe distance from your TV, please!
[01:32] Hij
    Humans are no different from moths, really.
[01:35] Hij
    Be it festivals or fireworks displays,
[01:38] Hij
    the moment they see light, they flock to it.
[01:41] Hij
    We may have developed the
    technology to traverse the universe,
[01:44] Hij
    but it has about as much meaning
    as a crawling bug growing wings.
[01:48] Oki
    But thanks to that, we can just hold
    up butterfly nets to catch our prey,
[01:52] Oki
    so I'd say it ain't all bad.
[01:53] Oki
    One of them being a violent stag beetle with a
[01:56] Oki
    big ol' buzz saw growing on his head.
[01:59] G
    Hey, careful!
[02:00] G
    Watch where you're going,
    man! I'm gonna kill you!
[02:03] Ko
    You're the ones who need to be careful.
[02:05] Oki
    Speak of the devil.
[02:06] Ko
    Did you think it was okay for you youngsters
    to be out frolicking late at night?
[02:12] Ko
    Quit your flirting and
    break up right this instant,
[02:14] Ko
    or I'll throw you in the slammer!
[02:19] Oki
    Oops. That's no stag beetle.
[02:21] Oki
    It's a cockroach.
SIGN    Love Is a Roach Motel
[02:30] Hij
    Hey, what the heck is he playing at?
[02:33] Oki
    Apparently he got turned down.
[02:35] (Flashback) Ko
    I'm dead sure this will look great on you!
[02:38] (Flashback) Ko
    Not to worry.
[02:39] (Flashback) Ko
    I hear yukata are made to
    suit washboards as well.
[02:43] (Flashback) Ko
    Let's go to the festival together!
[02:45] (Flashback) Tae
    Sorry, but I have a festival of blood to get to.
[02:50] Ko
    Quit flirting and go home!
[02:52] Hij
    So he's gone from a yukata date
    to wishing yukata dead, huh?
[02:56] Hij
    We can't let the shinsengumi's reputation
    get any worse than it already is.
[02:59] Hij
    Go stop him.
[03:01] Oki
    Kondo-san, Kondo-san.
[03:04] Oki
    Hunting down cutesy couples
    is all well and good,
[03:06] Oki
    but the way you're going about it,
    you'll scare off innocent folk, too.
[03:10] Oki
    Why don't you do tonight's
    rounds in a festival version?
[03:16] Ko
    Are there any bad couples
    flirting in yukatas here?!
[03:22] Oki
    This way, he won't ruin
    the festival ambiance,
[03:25] Oki
    and nobody'll know he's shinsengumi.
[03:26] Hij
    Don't resort to cutting him off from us.
[03:29] Hij
    What kind of festival is this?
[03:30] Oki
    Well, see you later.
[03:32] Oki
    I'm going to investigate whether the octopus
    balls actually have octopus meat in them.
[03:35] Hij
    Hey, wait!
[03:36] Hij
    I-I'll investigate whether the okonomiyaki
    stand has run out of mayonnaise!
[03:40] Hij
    I don't care anymore!
[03:48] Ko
    What the hell am I doing?
[03:51] Ko
    I'm trying to destroy the happiness of
    others just because I couldn't attain my own.
[03:56] Ko
    This mask fits me perfectly.
    I'm no better than a cockroach.
[03:59] Ko
    I'm so rotten to the core, I may as
    well be the chief of cockroaches.
[04:02] Ko
    No wonder Otae-san turned me down!
[04:05] Ko
    A guy like me belongs
[04:06] Ko
    in the shadows of the kitchen,
    caught in a sticky trap.
[04:11] Ko
    I should go home, to where
    roaches deserve to be.
[04:15] Kag
    Hey, look at that!
[04:16] Kag
    It's Masked Roachief Black RX!
[04:19] Kag
    So the dirty hero who protects Earth
    from the kitchen's shadows really exists!
[04:24] Tae
    Kagura-chan, that's just a mask.
[04:26] Ko
    O-Otae-san!
[04:28] Kag
    Aw, how lame.
[04:30] Kag
    Oh, it's a yakisoba stand!
[04:32] Tae
    I-I'm so sorry. That was rude of her.
[04:34] Ko
    D-Don't be! It didn't bother me at all.
[04:37] Ko
    She doesn't realize that it's me?
[04:40] Tae
    Huh? Where did she go?
[04:43] Tae
    Kagura-chan!
[04:44] Tae
    This is a problem.
[04:45] Tae
    She doesn't have any money on her.
[04:48] Ko
    U-Uh, if you'd like, I could
    look for her with you.
[04:53] Tae
    Thank you. This is a huge help.
[04:55] Tae
    Are you sure you don't mind?
[04:57] Ko
    W-We need to help one another
    out when we're in trouble.
[05:00] Ko
    It's a miracle!
[05:01] Ko
    Nothing I've done has ever worked,
[05:03] Ko
    but the moment I became a roach,
    I got blessed with such good fortune!
[05:07] Tae
    But aren't you here to enjoy the festival?
    You're sure it's all right?
[05:11] Ko
    Oh, I was actually pretty bored by myself.
[05:14] Ko
    Besides, I can't leave a girl here all alone.
[05:16] Tae
    That's true. I hope Kagura-chan is all right.
[05:19] Ko
    No, not just her. I meant you, too.
[05:22] Ko
    There's no way I could ignore such
    a beautiful damsel in distress.
[05:26] Tae
    M-Me?
[05:27] Tae
    Thank you.
[05:29] Tae
    You really are like some kind of hero.
[05:32] Ko
    What the hell? Things are looking great!
[05:35] Ko
    Why am I faring so much better
    as a roach than as Kondo Isao?
[05:38] Ko
    N-No. I don't care.
[05:40] Ko
    If it means I can go on a date with Otae-san,
    I'll gladly become a roach or whatever!
[05:44] Gin
    You there! How about a game?
[05:47] Gin
    Huh?
[05:48] Gin
    Oh, it's you, Otae.
[05:50] Tae
    Gin-san?
[05:50] Ko
    Ack! Why is he here?!
[05:53] Tae
    What are you doing here?
[05:56] Gin
    Well, I figured I could use this
    festival to make some money.
[06:00] Gin
    What about you? On a date with a roach?
[06:02] Ko
    T-Talk about rude!
[06:04] Ko
    I'm not a roach!
[06:06] Ko
    I'm Masked Roachief!
[06:08] Gin
    Roachief? So you are a roach, then.
[06:10] Kon
    No! I'm the chief of roaches!
[06:12] Gin
    So a roach, then.
[06:13] Tae
    You're being rude, Gin-san.
[06:15] Tae
    Kagura-chan got lost, so he's
    looking for her with me.
[06:18] Tae
    He's a kind roach.
[06:20] Gin
    So in the end, he is a roach.
[06:22] Gin
    If you're looking for Kagura,
[06:23] Gin
    she stole Shinpachi's wallet and
    was just getting chased around.
[06:26] Gin
    She'll get caught soon enough.
[06:27] Tae
    That's a relief.
[06:29] Tae
    That means I can meet up
    with her if I wait here.
[06:31] Tae
    Masked Roachief, thanks for your help—
[06:33] Ko
    Oh, no!
[06:35] Ko
    There's a Roach Motel here!
[06:37] Tae
    Masked Roachief?!
[06:38] Ko
    Damn it all! Now I can't take a
    single step away from this stand!
[06:40] Ko
    What am I to do?!
[06:42] Ko
    Are you telling me I have
    no choice but to play here?
[06:45] Ko
    Curse you, stand owner!
[06:46] Gin
    Actually, you're hindering my
    business, so could you leave?
[06:49] Ko
    I-I know!
[06:50] Ko
    If I have to play anyway,
    would you like to join me, Otae-san?
[06:53] Ko
    It'll be on me.
[06:54] Tae
    But I should be the one
    showing you my gratitude...
[06:57] Ko
    I-In that case, could you show it
    by hanging out with me a bit longer?
[07:00] Tae
    I'd love to, of course.
[07:03] Ko
    All right!
[07:05] Tae
    But the money...
[07:07] Gin
    He's a man, Otae. Don't embarrass him.
[07:10] Gin
    At times like these, you gotta
    let the guy carry the burden.
SIGN    Solo 200 yen Couple 300 yen Cockroach 6,000 yen
[07:13] Gin
    Don't worry. I'll give you a couples' discount.
[07:16] Ko
    Aren't you putting too much
    of a burden on roaches?!
[07:18] Ko
    That cancels out the couples' discount!
[07:21] Gin
    Well, what do you expect?
[07:22] Gin
    They say for every cockroach you see,
    there are thirty others.
[07:25] Ko
    They mean inside a house!
[07:27] Ko
    Are you charging for thirty?!
[07:29] Gin
    If you don't like it, go elsewhere.
SIGN    Goldfish Scooping Shooting Gallery Mold Carving
SIGN    We've got everything!
[07:30] Gin
    Otae will stay here and
    wait for Kagura, though.
[07:33] Ko
    Damn you.
[07:34] Ko
    Trying to sweep the muck
    from beneath my feet, eh?
[07:36] Gin
    But in return, we've got everything, from
    goldfish scooping to a shooting gallery.
[07:40] Gin
    This is a miniature amusement
    park where you can
[07:42] Gin
    experience all the classic summer festival
    attractions, so it's worth the cost.
[07:46] Ko
    Very well.
[07:47] Ko
    I have to do this to enjoy a
    festival date with Otae-san.
[07:49] Ko
    Th-Then, Otae-san, why don't
    we try the shooting gallery?
[07:53] Tae
    Sounds good! That sure brings back memories!
[07:55] Ko
    I'm gonna do it!
[07:56] Ko
    On this date, I'm gonna capture
    Otae-san's heart in the Roach Motel!
SIGN    Berth
    Motel
[08:01] Gin
    Come this way, please.
[08:05] Ko
    Otae-san, is there a prize
    you've got your eye on?
[08:08] Ko
    I'll shoot it down for you.
[08:10] Tae
    Really?
[08:12] Tae
    Which should I choose?
[08:13] Ko
    Ah, it feels like my heart's
    being cleansed anew.
[08:16] Ko
    So this is what a festival date is like.
[08:18] Tae
    I'd like that handkerchief, then.
[08:20] Gin
    You've got a keen eye, miss.
[08:22] Gin
    That's from the famous Bitch brand.
[08:25] Gin
    All right, boyfriend. Take close aim.
[08:27] Gin
    The trick is catching the center
    of the target in your crosshairs.
[08:29] Gin
    And...
[08:30] Gin
    Making sure the bullet gets there.
[08:32] Kon
    Like hell it will!
[08:33] Kon
    Quit treating a festival-goer like
    some kind of top-class sniper!
[08:36] Gin
    It's a special service for couples,
[08:38] Gin
    where we match the firing range to
    the distance between boy and girl.
[08:41] Kon
    It's too far!
[08:42] Kon
    You're so close to me,
    and yet I can't see you at all!
[08:45] Gin
    For a cockroach, you sure
    are quick to give up.
[08:48] Kon
    Why don't you shoot that handkerchief, then?
[08:51] Gin
    The handkerchief?
[08:52] Gin
    Who told you to aim at that?
[08:55] ---
    What?
[08:55] Gin
    Shooting that won't get you any prizes.
[08:58] Gin
    First, land a headshot on that stand owner,
    and while he's knocked out...
[09:03] Kon
    You were offering up some
    other stand's prize?!
[09:05] Kon
    You can't call this a shooting gallery!
[09:07] Kon
    It's nothing but robbery!
[09:09] Gin
    Don't go picking up a gun if you're
    not prepared to hurt somebody.
[09:13] Kon
    I'd gladly land a headshot on you, though!
[09:15] Gin
    All right, all right.
[09:17] Gin
    We've even got a shooting
    gallery for babies like you.
[09:21] Gin
    That'll be 6,000 yen.
[09:22] Kon
    Are you gonna charge for every little thing?
[09:24] Kon
    It'd be quicker to just buy the handkerchief.
[09:27] Tae
    Wow!
[09:28] Tae
    That's a Bitch bag!
[09:29] Tae
    How'd you get that, Gin-san?
[09:31] Gin
    It's our top prize.
[09:34] Gin
    Can you guys shoot it?
[09:36] Kon
    Before that, isn't the gallery super weird?!
[09:39] Kon
    Who the hell is that old man?!
[09:42] Kon
    H-Hey, Gramps. You're in the way.
[09:44] Kon
    Could you move for a sec?
[09:45] Kon
    I'm gonna shoot, okay? Here I go!
[09:48] Kon
    It hit!
[09:50] Kon
    Only a fruit, though.
[09:52] Kon
    Uh, the old man is totally staring at me.
[09:54] Kon
    He's totally glaring at me!
[09:57] Kon
    He threw the prize at me!
[09:59] Kon
    What the hell?!
[10:00] Kon
    What kind of shooting gallery is this?!
[10:02] Kon
    Damn. I can't hit the bag at all.
[10:05] Kon
    Hey! The old man is crying now!
[10:10] Kon
    He doesn't wanna let go of the prize!
    It seems to be a portrait of someone!
[10:14] Kon
    Is that it? Is that what it's all about?
[10:16] Kon
    Is that his deceased wife's altar?
[10:17] Kon
    I can't shoot now!
[10:19] Kon
    He's staring at me with his tear-filled eyes!
[10:21] Kon
    Damn!
[10:22] Kon
    Now his grandchildren showed up!
[10:24] Kon
    They just blocked the shot
    themselves! Is that allowed?
[10:26] Kon
    Is that really allowed?!
[10:29] Kon
    They look like they're saying,
    "What more do you want to take from us?"
[10:32] Kon
    Wasn't this supposed to
    be a shooting gallery?!
[10:36] Kon
    This is totally like one of those
[10:38] Kon
    "if you can't pay up, cough
    up yer valuables" scenes!
[10:40] Kon
    Wait, why are you showing up in this story?!
[10:43] Kon
    "Oh? Looks like you've got
    somethin' nice over here."
[10:46] Kon
    "I'll let you off the hook
    with this for today," right?
[10:48] Kon
    As if! Don't just walk off with the prize!
[10:50] Kon
    Hold it!
[10:51] Kon
    Freeze!
[10:55] Kon
    Got him!
[10:56] Kon
    Here comes the last shot—
[11:00] G
    Happy 60th Anniversary.
[11:02] G
    Sorry I'm so late.
[11:04] G
    Here's the Bitch bag you always wanted.
[11:08] G
    My incompetence meant that I couldn't give
    it to you while you were still alive,
[11:12] G
    but please doll up in the
    afterlife and wait for me.
[11:19] Ko
    Sh-Shit!
[11:21] Ko
    Shit!
[11:30] Tae
    I'm sorry, Roachief.
[11:33] Tae
    I wasted
[11:36] Tae
    the last shot.
[11:39] Tae
    But this was for the best, wasn't it?
[11:41] Tae
    What's wrong with this shooting gallery?!
[11:43] Tae
    In the end, I paid 6,000 yen
    just to see a shitty skit!
[11:47] Tae
    Um, don't worry about it.
[11:49] Tae
    I'll buy the bag myself.
[11:51] Tae
    Shall we move on to the next one?
[11:53] Kon
    Damn it all!
[11:54] Kon
    So this is their style of festival?
[11:57] Kon
    But I won't give up!
[11:58] Kon
    I'll show 'em how tenacious
    a cockroach can be!
[12:08] Shin
    The cost is 6,200 yen for cockroaches,
    but we'll give you a 200 yen discount.
[12:12] Ko
    Th-Thanks.
[12:14] Ko
    Discount? Isn't this 200 yen shaved ice
    you bought from the next stand over?
[12:18] Ko
    Anyway, Kagura-chan, you had me so worried.
[12:21] Ko
    I was wondering where you ran off to.
[12:23] Kag
    I would've ended up being the third
    wheel, so it was the right decision.
[12:26] Kag
    Where did you find this handsome cockroach?
[12:29] Tae
    Jeez! I'm telling you, it's not like that.
[12:32] Tae
    Right, Roachief?
[12:34] Ko
    U-Um, Otae-san...
[12:36] Ko
    Now that we've verified
    that your friend is safe,
[12:38] Ko
    how about we try some other stands?
[12:41] Tae
    But they said we could try
    all sorts of games here.
[12:45] Tae
    And at a festival, the
    more the merrier, right?
[12:48] Ko
    Y-You're right.
[12:50] Ko
    I guess it's best to enjoy it with everyone.
[12:53] Ko
    This certainly is like a dream come true.
[12:56] Ko
    I can't believe Otae-san and
    I are on a festival date.
[13:00] Ko
    However, I can only have
    that smile directed at me
[13:04] Ko
    while I have this mask on.
SIGN    Solo 200 yen Couple 300 yen Cockroach 6,000 yen
[13:06] Ko
    And the way this is going,
    I won't have nearly enough money.
[13:09] Ko
    I must show off my cool side
    in some quick game
[13:12] Ko
    and capture her heart.
[13:14] Gin
    We're good to go, sir.
[13:16] Gin
    You've tried the shooting gallery,
    so how about some mold carving next?
[13:19] Gin
    No festival is complete
    without this game, right?
[13:23] Kon
    Looks like it's a proper game this time.
[13:26] Tae
    Mold carving? What's that?
[13:27] Kon
    Oh, you've never played it?
[13:30] Kon
    Mold carving is a game where
    you use a needle to carve out
[13:33] Kon
    various shapes drawn on candies
    without breaking them.
[13:36] Tae
    Wow, that sounds like fun. I'm not
    sure I'll be able to do it, though.
[13:39] Ko
    I'll help you if you get stuck.
[13:41] Gin
    All right. For one turn,
[13:43] Gin
    consisting of three molds,
    it'll be 18,000 yen.
[13:45] Ko
    Not 6,000 yen per turn?!
[13:47] Gin
    It's 6,000 yen per mold.
[13:49] Gin
    In return, we've got some extravagant prizes,
[13:52] Gin
    and we'll even let you choose the pattern.
SIGN    Mold Carving List 50k 100k 150k
[13:54] Gin
    What would you like, miss?
[13:56] Gin
    I recommend number two here.
    It's for 100,000 yen.
[13:58] Tae
    100,000 yen?!
[13:59] Tae
    We can win 100,000 yen just
    by carving this snake out?
[14:02] Gin
    I said we had extravagant prizes, didn't I?
[14:04] Tae
    Let's go with this one, Roachief.
[14:07] Gin
    All right, here's number two:
[14:09] Gin
    Goddess Benzaiten's White Dragon King avatar.
[14:12] Kon
    It was Goddess Benzaiten's
    White Dragon King avatar!
[14:15] Kon
    That's way too drastic a difference!
[14:17] Kon
    Where did all this detail come from?!
[14:19] Kon
    Is there a problem? It was always Goddess
    Benzaiten's White Dragon King avatar.
[14:22] Ko
    No, it was clearly an ordinary snake!
[14:25] Gin
    Oh, Goddess Benzaiten's
    White Dragon King avatar
[14:27] Gin
    did originally have the
    appearance of a white snake.
[14:29] Gin
    Maybe it transformed between cuts.
[14:31] Ko
    I couldn't care less about
[14:33] Ko
    the backstory of Goddess Benzaiten's
    White Dragon King avatar!
[14:35] Ko
    Carving this out is impossible!
[14:38] Ko
    How am I supposed to do the lightning?!
SIGN    Mold Carving List 50k 100k 150k
[14:41] Gin
    Want to lower the difficulty
    level for the second mold, then?
[14:44] Gin
    Wanna try the 50,000 one?
[14:45] Ko
    Yeah, let's go with that.
[14:46] Ko
    Even if it turns out to be
    realistic-looking soft serve,
[14:48] Ko
    it should still be simple enough.
[14:50] Gin
    All right, here's your Goddess Benzaiten's
    White Dragon King avatar cream.
[14:53] Ko
    It was Goddess Benzaiten's
    White Dragon King avatar cream!
[14:57] Ko
    Knock it off!
[14:58] Ko
    It's all Goddess Benzaiten's
    White Dragon King avatar!
[15:01] Ko
    And what the hell is a Goddess Benzaiten's
    White Dragon King avatar cream?!
[15:04] Ko
    All I did was put it down, and it broke!
[15:08] Gin
    How about this, then? It's for 25,000 yen.
[15:10] Ko
    Who is that?!
[15:10] Ko
    I don't have a clue, but it looks
    easy, so let's go with that!
[15:13] Gin
    All right, here's your 3D White Dragon.
[15:15] Ko
    It was a 3D White Dragon!
[15:17] Ko
    No way!
[15:18] Ko
    No way in hell I can carve out
    such a manly White Dragon!
[15:22] Tae
    Maybe you only think it'd be difficult because
    you're fixated on the "carving out" part.
[15:26] Tae
    If you think along the lines of getting rid of
[15:30] Tae
    the unnecessary parts...
[15:31] Ko
    How?!
[15:33] Ko
    How did you make the White
    Dragon with just that?
[15:35] Ko
    What are you, a Futae-no-Kiwami master?!
[15:37] Tae
    But the White Dragon's horn is still there...
[15:38] Kon
    No, he doesn't have a horn!
[15:40] Kon
    How did it end up in this shape?!
[15:43] Tae
    You can apply the finishing touches, Roachief.
[15:45] Tae
    Please get rid of that unnecessary horn.
[15:47] Ko
    It's unnecessary? Is it not
    supposed to be there?
[15:49] Ko
    Crap, this is a huge responsibility.
[15:51] Ko
    If I mess up here...
[15:52] Ko
    No! Consider this a golden opportunity!
[15:54] Ko
    I have to show off my cool side here!
[15:55] Kag
    Yay, Bro!
[15:56] Kag
    So many broken mold pieces!
[15:58] Shin
    Let's dig in while we still have the chance.
[16:00] Gin
    Hey!
[16:01] Gin
    What are you doing, you brats?!
[16:03] Gin
    Only people who play the
    game get to eat the candy!
[16:06] Gin
    I've got no pieces to
    waste on the likes of you!
[16:08] Ko
    Th-Those are the kids from
    the shooting gallery!
[16:10] Gin
    Sorry about that.
[16:12] Gin
    Those brats have started coming
    to leech off the stand lately.
[16:15] Gin
    Apparently their parents ran away,
[16:18] Gin
    leaving them without a home or food.
[16:21] Gin
    I'm sure you think those
    pieces are no big deal,
[16:23] Gin
    but if you keep showing pity to strays,
    there'll be no end to it.
[16:27] Kag
    Look, Bro. That's a big White Dragon.
[16:30] Kag
    Think they'll throw that horn away?
[16:32] Shin
    Forget about it. Come here.
[16:36] Shin
    I told you to come here!
[16:45] Tae
    Oops. My hand slipped.
[16:48] Tae
    There are broken candy pieces everywhere.
[16:51] Tae
    Let me get rid of them.
[16:54] Tae
    That was okay, right?
[16:56] Ko
    This again?!
[16:58] Ko
    Yet again, they got in the way
    just when I was about to win!
[17:01] Ko
    They're the real roaches here!
[17:03] Tae
    Sorry. We were so close.
[17:05] Ko
    O-Oh, it's nothing.
[17:06] Ko
    Damn them! How dare they take
    advantage of Otae-san's kind heart?!
[17:11] Ko
    In that case...
SIGN    Goldfish Scooping Shooting Gallery Mold Carving
[17:12] Ko
    Hey, could we try goldfish scooping next?
[17:17] Ko
    Goldfish scooping should be fine because
    the shop won't lose much money
[17:19] Ko
    even if we scoop out three or four.
[17:21] Ko
    Surely there won't be any
    need for them to interfere.
[17:26] Tae
    Wow! There are so many cute goldfish!
[17:28] Ko
    How about it, Otae-san?
[17:30] Ko
    Let's have a goldfish scooping battle.
[17:33] Ko
    The one who scoops the most
    fish gets to keep them all.
[17:36] Tae
    Are you sure?
[17:37] Tae
    I'll have you know, I'm pretty
    good at goldfish scooping.
[17:39] Ko
    Please.
[17:40] Ko
    I won't be outdone, either.
[17:43] Ko
    If I win, I can show off my manly side.
[17:45] Ko
    And if I lose, I'm making her look good.
[17:48] Ko
    No matter how it turns out, I win!
[17:50] Ko
    I won't hold back, okay?
[17:52] Tae
    Wait a minute.
[17:53] Tae
    I'm starting to feel nervous.
[17:55] Tae
    Do you mind if I practice a little?
[17:57] Ko
    No way. That's no fair, Otae-san.
[18:00] Tae
    Just a little bit, okay?
[18:01] Tae
    Pretty please.
[18:02] Ko
    Sheesh. Just a little, okay?
[18:05] Ko
    Yeah, a festival date is the best—
[18:12] Tae
    Huh? Only fifty-three?
[18:15] Tae
    Looks like I'm a bit rusty.
[18:18] Tae
    Okay, then. Let's do this for real.
[18:21] Gin
    Wow, you're pretty good, miss.
[18:24] Tae
    You think so?
[18:26] Tae
    I could get up to eighty in one go before.
[18:28] Gin
    You should focus on your prey more.
[18:31] Gin
    The trick is to predict
    how the goldfish will move.
[18:34] Gin
    And...
[18:35] Gin
    Reaching the goldfish, I guess.
[18:36] Ko
    This is the same as the shooting gallery!
[18:38] Ko
    The goldfish are too far away!
[18:40] Ko
    You went too far, Otae-san!
[18:41] Ko
    You made these roaches spring into action!
[18:43] Tae
    Excuse me. I can't reach the goldfish this way.
[18:47] Tae
    This is a special service for couples,
[18:48] Tae
    where we match the depth of the pool
    to the depth of the girl's greed.
[18:51] Ko
    You've turned the goldfish into deep-sea fish!
[18:54] Gin
    To shorten the distance between
    you and your girlfriend,
[18:56] Gin
    there are times when you need resolve
    strong enough to jump off a cliff.
[18:59] Ko
    That will only shorten my lifespan!
[19:02] Gin
    Who said you should jump to your death?
[19:05] Gin
    I'm telling you to snare
    some fish by bungee jumping.
[19:08] Gin
    Here's your safety line.
[19:09] Ko
    Wait!
[19:09] Ko
    Forget the fish, my neck's
    been ensnared instead!
[19:12] Gin
    Just go already!
[19:13] Ko
    Like hell I could—
[19:15] Tae
    I'll be going ahead, then.
[19:17] Ko
    What are you doing, Otae-san?!
[19:19] Ko
    Just how much are you staking
    your life on goldfish scooping?!
[19:23] Gin
    Huh? Did she forget to tie her safety line?
[19:28] Ko
    Otae-san!
[19:31] Ko
    C-Can't breathe!
[19:34] Tae
    Roachief?
[19:36] Ko
    I-I'm here to save you, Otae-san.
[19:39] Tae
    Don't get in my way!
[19:40] Tae
    It's against the rules!
[19:42] Ko
    This isn't the time for that!
[19:44] Ko
    You and I are both going to die!
[19:46] Shin
    Watch out!
[19:47] Kag
    Somebody help...
[19:49] Ko
    That's right. Somebody call for help.
[19:52] Bo
    ...our Gramps!
[19:56] Ko
    Why you?!
[19:58] Ko
    My neck's gonna break!
[20:00] Tae
    What are you doing, Gramps?
[20:03] G
    Grandma, I'm coming to see you right now...
[20:07] Tae
    Gramps, don't tell me...
[20:09] Ko
    Nobody cares about that stupid skit!
[20:13] Ko
    I'm in danger of going to see her first!
[20:17] Gin
    You guys must now make a fateful decision.
[20:21] Gin
    Will you scoop up goldfish,
    or will you scoop up Gramps' life?
[20:24] Gin
    Pick whichever you like.
[20:25] Ko
    What kind of goldfish scooping is this?!
[20:28] Gin
    If you want to scoop the goldfish,
    all you have to do is let go.
[20:31] Ko
    Hey! Just how badly do they not
    want to lose their goldfish?!
[20:34] Tae
    I can't let him go!
[20:36] Tae
    But at this rate, even Roachief will...
[20:39] Ko
    I had a feeling you'd say that.
[20:41] Ko
    That's right.
[20:44] Ko
    The date may have ended up as a mess,
[20:46] Ko
    but that's what makes Otae-san who she is.
[20:50] Ko
    Then...
[20:51] Ko
    I'll protect both you and your
    beliefs until the very end!
[20:57] Ko
    After all,
[20:59] Ko
    I'm Masked Roachief Black RX!
[21:03] Ko
    Now! Climb up here, you two!
[21:06] Tae
    Uh, I'm sorry,
[21:08] Tae
    but we already reached the ground.
[21:10] Tae
    The rope stretched all the way down.
[21:12] Tae
    I guess we had another
    option to choose from.
[21:17] Tae
    Scooping goldfish using Gramps.
[21:21] Tae
    My, my, Roachief.
[21:23] Tae
    I don't plan on scooping goldfish
    with a cockroach, you know.
[21:29] Tae
    Of course...
[21:32] Tae
    Not with a gorilla, either.
[21:34] Kag
    Maybe he'll learn from this and quit stalking.
[21:37] Kag
    I can't believe he tried
    to deceive the boss lady
[21:39] Kag
    by wearing a mask to get
    close to her. What a jerk.
[21:42] Tae
    I don't know about that.
[21:44] Tae
    This mask may have hidden his face,
[21:46] Tae
    but in exchange, it may have
    made other things easier to see.
[21:48] Kag
    Like how this pervert wasn't
    a gorilla, but a cockroach?
[21:53] Tae
    No, that's not it.
[21:59] Tae
    Like how spending the festival
    with everyone was fun.
SIGN    Preview
[23:35] Kag
    Next Episode:
[23:36] Kag
    A Kaboom Summer?
[23:38] Soyo
    A Kafrizz Summer?
[23:40] Kag
    A Disperse Summer?
[23:41] Kag
    Oh...
SIGN    A Sizzle Summer
[23:42] Bo
    "A Sizzle Summer!"
[23:44] Sei
    And...
SIGN    Preview
[23:45] Sei
    "A Nothing Summer, 2015."
SIGN    A Nothing Summer, 2015
SIGN    Summer break has reached its closing stages!
SIGN    You won't be able to play for much longer! Mwahaha! (Demon Lord)
SIGN    Once you become a working adult, you won't get many chances to use offensive spells,
SIGN    so let's up our defense and do our best!