# E285 - Love Is a Roach Motel
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***SIGN*** Masked Roachief Black RX's request: Watch this program in
a bright room and at a safe distance from your TV, please!
**[01:32] Hij**
Humans are no different from moths, really.
**[01:35] Hij**
Be it festivals or fireworks displays,
**[01:38] Hij**
the moment they see light, they flock to it.
**[01:41] Hij**
We may have developed the
technology to traverse the universe,
**[01:44] Hij**
but it has about as much meaning
as a crawling bug growing wings.
**[01:48] Oki**
But thanks to that, we can just hold
up butterfly nets to catch our prey,
**[01:52] Oki**
so I'd say it ain't all bad.
**[01:53] Oki**
One of them being a violent stag beetle with a
**[01:56] Oki**
big ol' buzz saw growing on his head.
**[01:59] G**
Hey, careful!
**[02:00] G**
Watch where you're going,
man! I'm gonna kill you!
**[02:03] Ko**
You're the ones who need to be careful.
**[02:05] Oki**
Speak of the devil.
**[02:06] Ko**
Did you think it was okay for you youngsters
to be out frolicking late at night?
**[02:12] Ko**
Quit your flirting and
break up right this instant,
**[02:14] Ko**
or I'll throw you in the slammer!
**[02:19] Oki**
Oops. That's no stag beetle.
**[02:21] Oki**
It's a cockroach.
***SIGN*** Love Is a Roach Motel
**[02:30] Hij**
Hey, what the heck is he playing at?
**[02:33] Oki**
Apparently he got turned down.
**[02:35] (Flashback) Ko**
I'm dead sure this will look great on you!
**[02:38] (Flashback) Ko**
Not to worry.
**[02:39] (Flashback) Ko**
I hear yukata are made to
suit washboards as well.
**[02:43] (Flashback) Ko**
Let's go to the festival together!
**[02:45] (Flashback) Tae**
Sorry, but I have a festival of blood to get to.
**[02:50] Ko**
Quit flirting and go home!
**[02:52] Hij**
So he's gone from a yukata date
to wishing yukata dead, huh?
**[02:56] Hij**
We can't let the shinsengumi's reputation
get any worse than it already is.
**[02:59] Hij**
Go stop him.
**[03:01] Oki**
Kondo-san, Kondo-san.
**[03:04] Oki**
Hunting down cutesy couples
is all well and good,
**[03:06] Oki**
but the way you're going about it,
you'll scare off innocent folk, too.
**[03:10] Oki**
Why don't you do tonight's
rounds in a festival version?
**[03:16] Ko**
Are there any bad couples
flirting in yukatas here?!
**[03:22] Oki**
This way, he won't ruin
the festival ambiance,
**[03:25] Oki**
and nobody'll know he's shinsengumi.
**[03:26] Hij**
Don't resort to cutting him off from us.
**[03:29] Hij**
What kind of festival is this?
**[03:30] Oki**
Well, see you later.
**[03:32] Oki**
I'm going to investigate whether the octopus
balls actually have octopus meat in them.
**[03:35] Hij**
Hey, wait!
**[03:36] Hij**
I-I'll investigate whether the okonomiyaki
stand has run out of mayonnaise!
**[03:40] Hij**
I don't care anymore!
**[03:48] Ko**
*What the hell am I doing?*
**[03:51] Ko**
* I'm trying to destroy the happiness of*
* others just because I couldn't attain my own.*
**[03:56] Ko**
* This mask fits me perfectly.*
* I'm no better than a cockroach.*
**[03:59] Ko**
* I'm so rotten to the core, I may as*
* well be the chief of cockroaches.*
**[04:02] Ko**
*No wonder Otae-san turned me down!*
**[04:05] Ko**
*A guy like me belongs*
**[04:06] Ko**
* in the shadows of the kitchen,*
* caught in a sticky trap.*
**[04:11] Ko**
* I should go home, to where*
* roaches deserve to be.*
**[04:15] Kag**
Hey, look at that!
**[04:16] Kag**
It's Masked Roachief Black RX!
**[04:19] Kag**
So the dirty hero who protects Earth
from the kitchen's shadows really exists!
**[04:24] Tae**
Kagura-chan, that's just a mask.
**[04:26] Ko**
*O-Otae-san!*
**[04:28] Kag**
Aw, how lame.
**[04:30] Kag**
Oh, it's a yakisoba stand!
**[04:32] Tae**
I-I'm so sorry. That was rude of her.
**[04:34] Ko**
D-Don't be! It didn't bother me at all.
**[04:37] Ko**
*She doesn't realize that it's me?*
**[04:40] Tae**
Huh? Where did she go?
**[04:43] Tae**
Kagura-chan!
**[04:44] Tae**
This is a problem.
**[04:45] Tae**
She doesn't have any money on her.
**[04:48] Ko**
U-Uh, if you'd like, I could
look for her with you.
**[04:53] Tae**
Thank you. This is a huge help.
**[04:55] Tae**
Are you sure you don't mind?
**[04:57] Ko**
W-We need to help one another
out when we're in trouble.
**[05:00] Ko**
*It's a miracle!*
**[05:01] Ko**
*Nothing I've done has ever worked,*
**[05:03] Ko**
* but the moment I became a roach,*
* I got blessed with such good fortune!*
**[05:07] Tae**
But aren't you here to enjoy the festival?
You're sure it's all right?
**[05:11] Ko**
Oh, I was actually pretty bored by myself.
**[05:14] Ko**
Besides, I can't leave a girl here all alone.
**[05:16] Tae**
That's true. I hope Kagura-chan is all right.
**[05:19] Ko**
No, not just her. I meant you, too.
**[05:22] Ko**
There's no way I could ignore such
a beautiful damsel in distress.
**[05:26] Tae**
M-Me?
**[05:27] Tae**
Thank you.
**[05:29] Tae**
You really are like some kind of hero.
**[05:32] Ko**
*What the hell? Things are looking great!*
**[05:35] Ko**
* Why am I faring so much better*
* as a roach than as Kondo Isao?*
**[05:38] Ko**
*N-No. I don't care.*
**[05:40] Ko**
* If it means I can go on a date with Otae-san,*
* I'll gladly become a roach or whatever!*
**[05:44] Gin**
You there! How about a game?
**[05:47] Gin**
Huh?
**[05:48] Gin**
Oh, it's you, Otae.
**[05:50] Tae**
Gin-san?
**[05:50] Ko**
*Ack! Why is he here?!*
**[05:53] Tae**
What are you doing here?
**[05:56] Gin**
Well, I figured I could use this
festival to make some money.
**[06:00] Gin**
What about you? On a date with a roach?
**[06:02] Ko**
T-Talk about rude!
**[06:04] Ko**
I'm not a roach!
**[06:06] Ko**
I'm Masked Roachief!
**[06:08] Gin**
Roachief? So you are a roach, then.
**[06:10] Kon**
No! I'm the chief of roaches!
**[06:12] Gin**
So a roach, then.
**[06:13] Tae**
You're being rude, Gin-san.
**[06:15] Tae**
Kagura-chan got lost, so he's
looking for her with me.
**[06:18] Tae**
He's a kind roach.
**[06:20] Gin**
So in the end, he *is* a roach.
**[06:22] Gin**
If you're looking for Kagura,
**[06:23] Gin**
she stole Shinpachi's wallet and
was just getting chased around.
**[06:26] Gin**
She'll get caught soon enough.
**[06:27] Tae**
That's a relief.
**[06:29] Tae**
That means I can meet up
with her if I wait here.
**[06:31] Tae**
Masked Roachief, thanks for your help—
**[06:33] Ko**
Oh, no!
**[06:35] Ko**
There's a Roach Motel here!
**[06:37] Tae**
Masked Roachief?!
**[06:38] Ko**
Damn it all! Now I can't take a
single step away from this stand!
**[06:40] Ko**
What am I to do?!
**[06:42] Ko**
Are you telling me I have
no choice but to play here?
**[06:45] Ko**
Curse you, stand owner!
**[06:46] Gin**
Actually, you're hindering my
business, so could you leave?
**[06:49] Ko**
I-I know!
**[06:50] Ko**
If I have to play anyway,
would you like to join me, Otae-san?
**[06:53] Ko**
It'll be on me.
**[06:54] Tae**
But I should be the one
showing you my gratitude...
**[06:57] Ko**
I-In that case, could you show it
by hanging out with me a bit longer?
**[07:00] Tae**
I'd love to, of course.
**[07:03] Ko**
*All right!*
**[07:05] Tae**
But the money...
**[07:07] Gin**
He's a man, Otae. Don't embarrass him.
**[07:10] Gin**
At times like these, you gotta
let the guy carry the burden.
***SIGN*** Solo 200 yen Couple 300 yen Cockroach 6,000 yen
**[07:13] Gin**
Don't worry. I'll give you a couples' discount.
**[07:16] Ko**
Aren't you putting too much
of a burden on roaches?!
**[07:18] Ko**
That cancels out the couples' discount!
**[07:21] Gin**
Well, what do you expect?
**[07:22] Gin**
They say for every cockroach you see,
there are thirty others.
**[07:25] Ko**
They mean inside a house!
**[07:27] Ko**
Are you charging for thirty?!
**[07:29] Gin**
If you don't like it, go elsewhere.
***SIGN*** Goldfish Scooping Shooting Gallery Mold Carving
***SIGN*** We've got everything!
**[07:30] Gin**
Otae will stay here and
wait for Kagura, though.
**[07:33] Ko**
Damn you.
**[07:34] Ko**
Trying to sweep the muck
from beneath my feet, eh?
**[07:36] Gin**
But in return, we've got everything, from
goldfish scooping to a shooting gallery.
**[07:40] Gin**
This is a miniature amusement
park where you can
**[07:42] Gin**
experience all the classic summer festival
attractions, so it's worth the cost.
**[07:46] Ko**
*Very well.*
**[07:47] Ko**
* I have to do this to enjoy a*
* festival date with Otae-san.*
**[07:49] Ko**
Th-Then, Otae-san, why don't
we try the shooting gallery?
**[07:53] Tae**
Sounds good! That sure brings back memories!
**[07:55] Ko**
*I'm gonna do it!*
**[07:56] Ko**
* On this date, I'm gonna capture*
* Otae-san's heart in the Roach Motel!*
***SIGN*** Berth
Motel
**[08:01] Gin**
Come this way, please.
**[08:05] Ko**
Otae-san, is there a prize
you've got your eye on?
**[08:08] Ko**
I'll shoot it down for you.
**[08:10] Tae**
Really?
**[08:12] Tae**
Which should I choose?
**[08:13] Ko**
* Ah, it feels like my heart's*
* being cleansed anew.*
**[08:16] Ko**
*So this is what a festival date is like.*
**[08:18] Tae**
I'd like that handkerchief, then.
**[08:20] Gin**
You've got a keen eye, miss.
**[08:22] Gin**
That's from the famous Bitch brand.
**[08:25] Gin**
All right, boyfriend. Take close aim.
**[08:27] Gin**
The trick is catching the center
of the target in your crosshairs.
**[08:29] Gin**
And...
**[08:30] Gin**
Making sure the bullet gets there.
**[08:32] Kon**
Like hell it will!
**[08:33] Kon**
Quit treating a festival-goer like
some kind of top-class sniper!
**[08:36] Gin**
It's a special service for couples,
**[08:38] Gin**
where we match the firing range to
the distance between boy and girl.
**[08:41] Kon**
It's too far!
**[08:42] Kon**
You're so close to me,
and yet I can't see you at all!
**[08:45] Gin**
For a cockroach, you sure
are quick to give up.
**[08:48] Kon**
Why don't *you* shoot that handkerchief, then?
**[08:51] Gin**
The handkerchief?
**[08:52] Gin**
Who told you to aim at that?
**[08:55] ---**
What?
**[08:55] Gin**
Shooting that won't get you any prizes.
**[08:58] Gin**
First, land a headshot on that stand owner,
and while he's knocked out...
**[09:03] Kon**
You were offering up some
other stand's prize?!
**[09:05] Kon**
You can't call this a shooting gallery!
**[09:07] Kon**
It's nothing but robbery!
**[09:09] Gin**
Don't go picking up a gun if you're
not prepared to hurt somebody.
**[09:13] Kon**
I'd gladly land a headshot on you, though!
**[09:15] Gin**
All right, all right.
**[09:17] Gin**
We've even got a shooting
gallery for babies like you.
**[09:21] Gin**
That'll be 6,000 yen.
**[09:22] Kon**
Are you gonna charge for every little thing?
**[09:24] Kon**
It'd be quicker to just buy the handkerchief.
**[09:27] Tae**
Wow!
**[09:28] Tae**
That's a Bitch bag!
**[09:29] Tae**
How'd you get that, Gin-san?
**[09:31] Gin**
It's our top prize.
**[09:34] Gin**
Can you guys shoot it?
**[09:36] Kon**
Before that, isn't the gallery super weird?!
**[09:39] Kon**
Who the hell is that old man?!
**[09:42] Kon**
H-Hey, Gramps. You're in the way.
**[09:44] Kon**
Could you move for a sec?
**[09:45] Kon**
I'm gonna shoot, okay? Here I go!
**[09:48] Kon**
It hit!
**[09:50] Kon**
Only a fruit, though.
**[09:52] Kon**
Uh, the old man is totally staring at me.
**[09:54] Kon**
He's totally glaring at me!
**[09:57] Kon**
He threw the prize at me!
**[09:59] Kon**
What the hell?!
**[10:00] Kon**
What kind of shooting gallery is this?!
**[10:02] Kon**
Damn. I can't hit the bag at all.
**[10:05] Kon**
Hey! The old man is crying now!
**[10:10] Kon**
He doesn't wanna let go of the prize!
It seems to be a portrait of someone!
**[10:14] Kon**
Is that it? Is that what it's all about?
**[10:16] Kon**
Is that his deceased wife's altar?
**[10:17] Kon**
I can't shoot now!
**[10:19] Kon**
He's staring at me with his tear-filled eyes!
**[10:21] Kon**
Damn!
**[10:22] Kon**
Now his grandchildren showed up!
**[10:24] Kon**
They just blocked the shot
themselves! Is that allowed?
**[10:26] Kon**
Is that really allowed?!
**[10:29] Kon**
They look like they're saying,
"What more do you want to take from us?"
**[10:32] Kon**
Wasn't this supposed to
be a shooting gallery?!
**[10:36] Kon**
This is totally like one of those
**[10:38] Kon**
"if you can't pay up, cough
up yer valuables" scenes!
**[10:40] Kon**
Wait, why are *you* showing up in this story?!
**[10:43] Kon**
"Oh? Looks like you've got
somethin' nice over here."
**[10:46] Kon**
"I'll let you off the hook
with this for today," right?
**[10:48] Kon**
As if! Don't just walk off with the prize!
**[10:50] Kon**
Hold it!
**[10:51] Kon**
Freeze!
**[10:55] Kon**
Got him!
**[10:56] Kon**
Here comes the last shot—
**[11:00] G**
*Happy 60th Anniversary.*
**[11:02] G**
*Sorry I'm so late.*
**[11:04] G**
*Here's the Bitch bag you always wanted.*
**[11:08] G**
* My incompetence meant that I couldn't give*
* it to you while you were still alive,*
**[11:12] G**
* but please doll up in the*
* afterlife and wait for me.*
**[11:19] Ko**
Sh-Shit!
**[11:21] Ko**
Shit!
**[11:30] Tae**
I'm sorry, Roachief.
**[11:33] Tae**
I wasted
**[11:36] Tae**
the last shot.
**[11:39] Tae**
But this was for the best, wasn't it?
**[11:41] Tae**
What's wrong with this shooting gallery?!
**[11:43] Tae**
In the end, I paid 6,000 yen
just to see a shitty skit!
**[11:47] Tae**
Um, don't worry about it.
**[11:49] Tae**
I'll buy the bag myself.
**[11:51] Tae**
Shall we move on to the next one?
**[11:53] Kon**
*Damn it all!*
**[11:54] Kon**
*So this is their style of festival?*
**[11:57] Kon**
*But I won't give up!*
**[11:58] Kon**
* I'll show 'em how tenacious*
* a cockroach can be!*
**[12:08] Shin**
The cost is 6,200 yen for cockroaches,
but we'll give you a 200 yen discount.
**[12:12] Ko**
Th-Thanks.
**[12:14] Ko**
* Discount? Isn't this 200 yen shaved ice*
* you bought from the next stand over?*
**[12:18] Ko**
Anyway, Kagura-chan, you had me so worried.
**[12:21] Ko**
I was wondering where you ran off to.
**[12:23] Kag**
I would've ended up being the third
wheel, so it was the right decision.
**[12:26] Kag**
Where did you find this handsome cockroach?
**[12:29] Tae**
Jeez! I'm telling you, it's not like that.
**[12:32] Tae**
Right, Roachief?
**[12:34] Ko**
U-Um, Otae-san...
**[12:36] Ko**
Now that we've verified
that your friend is safe,
**[12:38] Ko**
how about we try some other stands?
**[12:41] Tae**
But they said we could try
all sorts of games here.
**[12:45] Tae**
And at a festival, the
more the merrier, right?
**[12:48] Ko**
Y-You're right.
**[12:50] Ko**
I guess it's best to enjoy it with everyone.
**[12:53] Ko**
*This certainly is like a dream come true.*
**[12:56] Ko**
* I can't believe Otae-san and*
* I are on a festival date.*
**[13:00] Ko**
* However, I can only have*
* that smile directed at me*
**[13:04] Ko**
*while I have this mask on.*
***SIGN*** Solo 200 yen Couple 300 yen Cockroach 6,000 yen
**[13:06] Ko**
* And the way this is going,*
* I won't have nearly enough money.*
**[13:09] Ko**
* I must show off my cool side*
* in some quick game*
**[13:12] Ko**
*and capture her heart.*
**[13:14] Gin**
We're good to go, sir.
**[13:16] Gin**
You've tried the shooting gallery,
so how about some mold carving next?
**[13:19] Gin**
No festival is complete
without this game, right?
**[13:23] Kon**
*Looks like it's a proper game this time.*
**[13:26] Tae**
Mold carving? What's that?
**[13:27] Kon**
Oh, you've never played it?
**[13:30] Kon**
Mold carving is a game where
you use a needle to carve out
**[13:33] Kon**
various shapes drawn on candies
without breaking them.
**[13:36] Tae**
Wow, that sounds like fun. I'm not
sure I'll be able to do it, though.
**[13:39] Ko**
I'll help you if you get stuck.
**[13:41] Gin**
All right. For one turn,
**[13:43] Gin**
consisting of three molds,
it'll be 18,000 yen.
**[13:45] Ko**
Not 6,000 yen per turn?!
**[13:47] Gin**
It's 6,000 yen per mold.
**[13:49] Gin**
In return, we've got some extravagant prizes,
**[13:52] Gin**
and we'll even let you choose the pattern.
***SIGN*** Mold Carving List 50k 100k 150k
**[13:54] Gin**
What would you like, miss?
**[13:56] Gin**
I recommend number two here.
It's for 100,000 yen.
**[13:58] Tae**
100,000 yen?!
**[13:59] Tae**
We can win 100,000 yen just
by carving this snake out?
**[14:02] Gin**
I said we had extravagant prizes, didn't I?
**[14:04] Tae**
Let's go with this one, Roachief.
**[14:07] Gin**
All right, here's number two:
**[14:09] Gin**
Goddess Benzaiten's White Dragon King avatar.
**[14:12] Kon**
It was Goddess Benzaiten's
White Dragon King avatar!
**[14:15] Kon**
That's way too drastic a difference!
**[14:17] Kon**
Where did all this detail come from?!
**[14:19] Kon**
Is there a problem? It was always Goddess
Benzaiten's White Dragon King avatar.
**[14:22] Ko**
No, it was clearly an ordinary snake!
**[14:25] Gin**
Oh, Goddess Benzaiten's
White Dragon King avatar
**[14:27] Gin**
did originally have the
appearance of a white snake.
**[14:29] Gin**
Maybe it transformed between cuts.
**[14:31] Ko**
I couldn't care less about
**[14:33] Ko**
the backstory of Goddess Benzaiten's
White Dragon King avatar!
**[14:35] Ko**
Carving this out is impossible!
**[14:38] Ko**
How am I supposed to do the lightning?!
***SIGN*** Mold Carving List 50k 100k 150k
**[14:41] Gin**
Want to lower the difficulty
level for the second mold, then?
**[14:44] Gin**
Wanna try the 50,000 one?
**[14:45] Ko**
Yeah, let's go with that.
**[14:46] Ko**
Even if it turns out to be
realistic-looking soft serve,
**[14:48] Ko**
it should still be simple enough.
**[14:50] Gin**
All right, here's your Goddess Benzaiten's
White Dragon King avatar cream.
**[14:53] Ko**
It was Goddess Benzaiten's
White Dragon King avatar cream!
**[14:57] Ko**
Knock it off!
**[14:58] Ko**
It's all Goddess Benzaiten's
White Dragon King avatar!
**[15:01] Ko**
And what the hell is a Goddess Benzaiten's
White Dragon King avatar cream?!
**[15:04] Ko**
All I did was put it down, and it broke!
**[15:08] Gin**
How about this, then? It's for 25,000 yen.
**[15:10] Ko**
Who is that?!
**[15:10] Ko**
I don't have a clue, but it looks
easy, so let's go with that!
**[15:13] Gin**
All right, here's your 3D White Dragon.
**[15:15] Ko**
It was a 3D White Dragon!
**[15:17] Ko**
No way!
**[15:18] Ko**
No way in hell I can carve out
such a manly White Dragon!
**[15:22] Tae**
Maybe you only think it'd be difficult because
you're fixated on the "carving out" part.
**[15:26] Tae**
If you think along the lines of getting rid of
**[15:30] Tae**
the unnecessary parts...
**[15:31] Ko**
How?!
**[15:33] Ko**
How did you make the White
Dragon with just that?
**[15:35] Ko**
What are you, a Futae-no-Kiwami master?!
**[15:37] Tae**
But the White Dragon's horn is still there...
**[15:38] Kon**
No, he doesn't have a horn!
**[15:40] Kon**
How did it end up in this shape?!
**[15:43] Tae**
You can apply the finishing touches, Roachief.
**[15:45] Tae**
Please get rid of that unnecessary horn.
**[15:47] Ko**
It's unnecessary? Is it not
supposed to be there?
**[15:49] Ko**
*Crap, this is a huge responsibility.*
**[15:51] Ko**
*If I mess up here...*
**[15:52] Ko**
*No! Consider this a golden opportunity!*
**[15:54] Ko**
*I have to show off my cool side here!*
**[15:55] Kag**
Yay, Bro!
**[15:56] Kag**
So many broken mold pieces!
**[15:58] Shin**
Let's dig in while we still have the chance.
**[16:00] Gin**
Hey!
**[16:01] Gin**
What are you doing, you brats?!
**[16:03] Gin**
Only people who play the
game get to eat the candy!
**[16:06] Gin**
I've got no pieces to
waste on the likes of you!
**[16:08] Ko**
Th-Those are the kids from
the shooting gallery!
**[16:10] Gin**
Sorry about that.
**[16:12] Gin**
Those brats have started coming
to leech off the stand lately.
**[16:15] Gin**
Apparently their parents ran away,
**[16:18] Gin**
leaving them without a home or food.
**[16:21] Gin**
I'm sure you think those
pieces are no big deal,
**[16:23] Gin**
but if you keep showing pity to strays,
there'll be no end to it.
**[16:27] Kag**
Look, Bro. That's a big White Dragon.
**[16:30] Kag**
Think they'll throw that horn away?
**[16:32] Shin**
Forget about it. Come here.
**[16:36] Shin**
I told you to come here!
**[16:45] Tae**
Oops. My hand slipped.
**[16:48] Tae**
There are broken candy pieces everywhere.
**[16:51] Tae**
Let me get rid of them.
**[16:54] Tae**
That was okay, right?
**[16:56] Ko**
This again?!
**[16:58] Ko**
Yet again, they got in the way
just when I was about to win!
**[17:01] Ko**
They're the real roaches here!
**[17:03] Tae**
Sorry. We were so close.
**[17:05] Ko**
O-Oh, it's nothing.
**[17:06] Ko**
* Damn them! How dare they take*
* advantage of Otae-san's kind heart?!*
**[17:11] Ko**
*In that case...*
***SIGN*** Goldfish Scooping Shooting Gallery Mold Carving
**[17:12] Ko**
Hey, could we try goldfish scooping next?
**[17:17] Ko**
* Goldfish scooping should be fine because*
* the shop won't lose much money*
**[17:19] Ko**
*even if we scoop out three or four.*
**[17:21] Ko**
* Surely there won't be any*
* need for them to interfere.*
**[17:26] Tae**
Wow! There are so many cute goldfish!
**[17:28] Ko**
How about it, Otae-san?
**[17:30] Ko**
Let's have a goldfish scooping battle.
**[17:33] Ko**
The one who scoops the most
fish gets to keep them all.
**[17:36] Tae**
Are you sure?
**[17:37] Tae**
I'll have you know, I'm pretty
good at goldfish scooping.
**[17:39] Ko**
Please.
**[17:40] Ko**
I won't be outdone, either.
**[17:43] Ko**
*If I win, I can show off my manly side.*
**[17:45] Ko**
*And if I lose, I'm making her look good.*
**[17:48] Ko**
*No matter how it turns out, I win!*
**[17:50] Ko**
I won't hold back, okay?
**[17:52] Tae**
Wait a minute.
**[17:53] Tae**
I'm starting to feel nervous.
**[17:55] Tae**
Do you mind if I practice a little?
**[17:57] Ko**
No way. That's no fair, Otae-san.
**[18:00] Tae**
Just a little bit, okay?
**[18:01] Tae**
Pretty please.
**[18:02] Ko**
Sheesh. Just a little, okay?
**[18:05] Ko**
*Yeah, a festival date is the best—*
**[18:12] Tae**
Huh? Only fifty-three?
**[18:15] Tae**
Looks like I'm a bit rusty.
**[18:18] Tae**
Okay, then. Let's do this for real.
**[18:21] Gin**
Wow, you're pretty good, miss.
**[18:24] Tae**
You think so?
**[18:26] Tae**
I could get up to eighty in one go before.
**[18:28] Gin**
You should focus on your prey more.
**[18:31] Gin**
The trick is to predict
how the goldfish will move.
**[18:34] Gin**
And...
**[18:35] Gin**
Reaching the goldfish, I guess.
**[18:36] Ko**
This is the same as the shooting gallery!
**[18:38] Ko**
The goldfish are too far away!
**[18:40] Ko**
You went too far, Otae-san!
**[18:41] Ko**
You made these roaches spring into action!
**[18:43] Tae**
Excuse me. I can't reach the goldfish this way.
**[18:47] Tae**
This is a special service for couples,
**[18:48] Tae**
where we match the depth of the pool
to the depth of the girl's greed.
**[18:51] Ko**
You've turned the goldfish into deep-sea fish!
**[18:54] Gin**
To shorten the distance between
you and your girlfriend,
**[18:56] Gin**
there are times when you need resolve
strong enough to jump off a cliff.
**[18:59] Ko**
That will only shorten my lifespan!
**[19:02] Gin**
Who said you should jump to your death?
**[19:05] Gin**
I'm telling you to snare
some fish by bungee jumping.
**[19:08] Gin**
Here's your safety line.
**[19:09] Ko**
Wait!
**[19:09] Ko**
Forget the fish, my neck's
been ensnared instead!
**[19:12] Gin**
Just go already!
**[19:13] Ko**
Like hell I could—
**[19:15] Tae**
I'll be going ahead, then.
**[19:17] Ko**
What are you doing, Otae-san?!
**[19:19] Ko**
Just how much are you staking
your life on goldfish scooping?!
**[19:23] Gin**
Huh? Did she forget to tie her safety line?
**[19:28] Ko**
Otae-san!
**[19:31] Ko**
C-Can't breathe!
**[19:34] Tae**
Roachief?
**[19:36] Ko**
I-I'm here to save you, Otae-san.
**[19:39] Tae**
Don't get in my way!
**[19:40] Tae**
It's against the rules!
**[19:42] Ko**
This isn't the time for that!
**[19:44] Ko**
You and I are both going to die!
**[19:46] Shin**
Watch out!
**[19:47] Kag**
Somebody help...
**[19:49] Ko**
That's right. Somebody call for help.
**[19:52] Bo**
...our Gramps!
**[19:56] Ko**
Why you?!
**[19:58] Ko**
My neck's gonna break!
**[20:00] Tae**
What are you doing, Gramps?
**[20:03] G**
Grandma, I'm coming to see you right now...
**[20:07] Tae**
Gramps, don't tell me...
**[20:09] Ko**
Nobody cares about that stupid skit!
**[20:13] Ko**
*I'm* in danger of going to see her first!
**[20:17] Gin**
You guys must now make a fateful decision.
**[20:21] Gin**
Will you scoop up goldfish,
or will you scoop up Gramps' life?
**[20:24] Gin**
Pick whichever you like.
**[20:25] Ko**
What kind of goldfish scooping is this?!
**[20:28] Gin**
If you want to scoop the goldfish,
all you have to do is let go.
**[20:31] Ko**
Hey! Just how badly do they not
want to lose their goldfish?!
**[20:34] Tae**
I can't let him go!
**[20:36] Tae**
But at this rate, even Roachief will...
**[20:39] Ko**
I had a feeling you'd say that.
**[20:41] Ko**
*That's right.*
**[20:44] Ko**
*The date may have ended up as a mess,*
**[20:46] Ko**
*but that's what makes Otae-san who she is.*
**[20:50] Ko**
*Then...*
**[20:51] Ko**
* I'll protect both you and your*
* beliefs until the very end!*
**[20:57] Ko**
*After all,*
**[20:59] Ko**
*I'm Masked Roachief Black RX!*
**[21:03] Ko**
Now! Climb up here, you two!
**[21:06] Tae**
Uh, I'm sorry,
**[21:08] Tae**
but we already reached the ground.
**[21:10] Tae**
The rope stretched all the way down.
**[21:12] Tae**
I guess we had another
option to choose from.
**[21:17] Tae**
Scooping goldfish using Gramps.
**[21:21] Tae**
My, my, Roachief.
**[21:23] Tae**
I don't plan on scooping goldfish
with a cockroach, you know.
**[21:29] Tae**
Of course...
**[21:32] Tae**
Not with a gorilla, either.
**[21:34] Kag**
Maybe he'll learn from this and quit stalking.
**[21:37] Kag**
I can't believe he tried
to deceive the boss lady
**[21:39] Kag**
by wearing a mask to get
close to her. What a jerk.
**[21:42] Tae**
I don't know about that.
**[21:44] Tae**
This mask may have hidden his face,
**[21:46] Tae**
but in exchange, it may have
made other things easier to see.
**[21:48] Kag**
Like how this pervert wasn't
a gorilla, but a cockroach?
**[21:53] Tae**
No, that's not it.
**[21:59] Tae**
Like how spending the festival
with everyone was fun.
***SIGN*** Preview
**[23:35] Kag**
Next Episode:
**[23:36] Kag**
A Kaboom Summer?
**[23:38] Soyo**
A Kafrizz Summer?
**[23:40] Kag**
A Disperse Summer?
**[23:41] Kag**
Oh...
***SIGN*** A Sizzle Summer
**[23:42] Bo**
"A Sizzle Summer!"
**[23:44] Sei**
And...
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**[23:45] Sei**
"A Nothing Summer, 2015."
***SIGN*** A Nothing Summer, 2015
***SIGN*** Summer break has reached its closing stages!
***SIGN*** You won't be able to play for much longer! Mwahaha! (Demon Lord)
***SIGN*** Once you become a working adult, you won't get many chances to use offensive spells,
***SIGN*** so let's up our defense and do our best!