E286 - A Sizzle Summer

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[01:36] Kag
    It's too bad about watermelons, huh?
[01:39] So
    What's too bad?
[01:40] Kag
    They're delicious, but the seeds get in the way.
SIGN    Princess Soyo's request: Please watch this program in
    a bright room and at a safe distance from your TV.
[01:43] Kag
    If it weren't for them, they'd
    be as good as pears or peaches.
[01:48] So
    True.
[01:49] So
    It's crossed my mind that, just once,
[01:51] So
    I'd like to bite into one without
    worrying about seeds.
[01:55] Gin
    You two just don't get it.
[01:58] Gin
    Overcoming the obstacle of these
    annoying seeds to eat the watermelon
[02:04] Gin
    is the mini-drama, of sorts, that
    gives its flavor a sense of urgency
[02:08] Gin
    and makes it even more delicious.
[02:11] Gin
    Basically, when you eat a watermelon,
[02:12] Gin
    you eat not the fruit,
    but the drama it creates.
[02:16] So
    You mean to say the bigger the obstacle,
[02:20] So
    the more drama there is,
    the tastier the watermelon?
[02:25] Gin
    Yes, exactly.
[02:27] So
    I see.
[02:28] So
    Then, Kagura-chan,
[02:30] So
    let's make these even tastier.
[02:32] Kag
    How?
[02:35] So
    Leave it to me!
SIGN    A Sizzle Summer
[02:46] So
    Ready or not, here I come!
[02:49] So
    Chest!
[02:51] So
    Wait a sec, Princess!
[02:52] So
    Calm down for a moment, Princess!
[02:54] Shin
    Put the wooden sword down
    for a moment, Princess!
[02:56] Gin
    What is this, watermelon splitting?
[02:57] Shin
    If it is, it's nothing like the
    kind we're familiar with!
[03:00] So
    I figured this would make
    things more dramatic.
[03:03] Gin
    Who asked you to create a suspense drama?!
[03:06] So
    I'm sure the watermelon will taste divine
    after overcoming such a massive obstacle.
[03:10] Shin
    But we won't be able to eat it!
[03:11] Shin
    Our heads will get smashed to pulp, too!
[03:14] Kag
    Quit your whining.
[03:16] Kag
    Kiryl and Borya are fated to
    either quietly stay in the cart
[03:19] Kag
    or be given the runaround by Alena.
[03:21] Gin
    Who are you calling Kiryl and Borya?!
[03:22] Gin
    Is this watermelon Torneko, then?!
    Are we the three cart brothers?!
[03:25] Kag
    Focus! If you don't do a good job
    leading her to the watermelon,
[03:28] Kag
    you'll end up taking
    Alena's strongest attack.
[03:30] Gin
    Wait, not this way! Go toward Kiryl!
[03:33] Shin
    Shut it, Borya!
[03:34] So
    Um, can you be more specific
    than "Kiryl" and "Borya"?
[03:38] Shin
    Thwack!
[03:38] Shin
    Thwack thirty degrees right!
SIGN    Shinpachi used Thwack!
[03:42] Gin
    No! Thwack thirty degrees the other way!
SIGN    Gintoki used Thwack!
[03:46] Shin
    W-Wait! Thwack the other way!
SIGN    Shinpachi used Thwack!
[03:48] Gin
    Thwack! Thwack thirty degrees left!
SIGN    Gintoki used Thwack!
[03:50] Kag
    Hey! Quit spamming Thwack!
[03:53] So
    Uh...
[03:54] So
    Thirty degrees... Thwack...
[03:57] Gin
    No, no! Hey!
[03:58] Gin
    The princess ended up being put under Thwack!
[04:01] Gin
    Watch out!
[04:02] Kag
    Soyo-chan! Not that way!
[04:04] Kag
    You gotta Zing 180 degrees!
[04:06] Gin
    Wait! You mean Kazing 180 degrees!
[04:08] Shin
    Whichever! Who cares?!
[04:09] Gin
    Don't move!
[04:10] Gin
    Just stay right there, Princess Soyo!
[04:12] So
    Huh? What was that?
[04:14] So
    Stay right there and...
[04:16] So
    Sizzle?!
SIGN    Princess Soyo used Sizzle!
[04:20] Gin
    Who told you to use Sizzle?!
[04:21] Gin
    I said "Princess Soyo"!
[04:24] W
    That's my bag!
[04:27] W
    Thank you!
[04:29] W
    That guy was a purse snatcher.
[04:31] Gin
    The guy she hit with Sizzle
    was a purse snatcher!
[04:33] Gin
    She miraculously retrieved the stolen bag!
[04:36] W
    Things had really gone south.
    How can I repay you?
[04:38] So
    Huh?
[04:39] So
    South...
[04:41] So
    Evac to the south?!
SIGN    Princess Soyo used Evac!
[04:45] Gin
    What kind of mishearing is that?!
[04:46] Gin
    She Evac-ed while holding the stolen bag!
[04:48] Gin
    She's not even heading south!
[04:50] W
    Eek! A thief!
SIGN    Arrest
[04:55] C
    You there! Freeze!
[04:57] Gin
    Oh, crap!
[04:58] Gin
    At the worst possible time,
    the fuzz showed up!
[04:59] Gin
    Hurry, Kagura! Go explain
    the situation to them!
[05:02] Kag
    Wait, that's Princess Soyo!
    Hurt her and you'll be put to death!
[05:06] So
    Sizzle Death?!
SIGN    Princess Soyo used Sizzle Death!
[05:10] Shin
    Quit saying more than necessary, Kagura-chan!
[05:12] C
    Wh-What was that for?
[05:14] C
    Subdue her!
[05:15] Kag
    Time out! Hurt the shogun's sister
    and you'll be put to death!
[05:18] So
    Kasizzle Death!
SIGN    Princess Soyo used Kasizzle Death!
[05:21] Gin
    That's Sizzle's sister spell!
[05:23] Shin
    Even the shogun got turned into Sizzle?!
[05:25] Shin
    Is everything that starts
    with "s" Sizzle to her?!
[05:28] Gin
    Somebody use Fizzle on
    her and seal her spells!
[05:30] So
    Thunder Staff Death!
SIGN    Princess Soyo used Thunder Staff Death!
[05:34] Gin
    She's even using Sizzle with a weapon?!
[05:36] Gin
    Just how big a Sizzle fan is she?!
[05:38] Gin
    At this point, maybe if we said "Sizzle,"
    she'd hear it as "Princess Soyo"!
SIGN    Kagura used Sizzle Death!
[05:41] Kag
    Sizzle Death!
[05:43] Gin
    I wasn't talking to you!
[05:45] Gin
    We've gotta stop those Sizzle girls
    before this turns really ugly.
[05:49] Kag
    Sizzle! Sizzle! Sizzle!
[05:52] C
    I'll handle this!
[05:54] C
    Take her and go!
[05:55] Kag
    Sizzle!
[05:58] Kag
    Soyo-chan!
[06:01] Kag
    Where are you taking Soyo-chan?
[06:03] Kag
    You guys have the wrong idea.
[06:05] Kag
    That's—
[06:06] C
    Princess Soyo, the shogun's
    little sister, right?
[06:11] C
    You're the ones with the wrong idea.
[06:14] C
    We're not cops.
SIGN    Joi Rebel Faction
    Snowstorm
[06:17] C
    We're a Joi Rebel faction, Snowstorm!
[06:20] C
    We got intel that Princess Soyo often
    sneaks out of the castle incognito.
[06:25] C
    I hear the shogun loves his
    little sister very much.
[06:30] C
    If we used her as a bargaining chip,
    surely he'd start listening to us a little.
[06:36] C
    Of course, depending on his attitude,
[06:39] C
    we might have to use her
    eyeballs, ears, and fingers—
[06:42] All
    Princess!
[06:42] All
    Soyo-chan!
[06:45] Shin
    This is bad, Gin-san!
[06:46] Shin
    If anything happens to the princess...
[06:47] Shin
    No, we're already guaranteed
    to lose our heads!
[06:50] Gin
    Settle down!
[06:52] Gin
    Talk about a cloud with a silver lining.
[06:55] Gin
    Those guys are Joi Rebels.
[06:56] Gin
    If we take them all out before the
    kidnapping negotiations begin,
[07:00] Gin
    no one will know any of this happened.
[07:02] Shin
    Huh? Is that even possible?
[07:04] Kag
    Even if it were, the memory would haunt
    Soyo-chan for the rest of her life!
[07:09] Kag
    She'll stop coming to hang out in town!
[07:13] T
    Hey! Where do you guys think you're running?!
[07:16] Gin
    Nah, I'm sure it'll be a
    great summer memory for her.
[07:21] C
    Step on it!
[07:22] C
    We must start the negotiations before the
    bakufu's lapdogs get a whiff of this!
[07:26] So
    Um...
[07:28] So
    It's pretty far, huh?
[07:31] So
    The watermelon.
[07:35] Gin
    Not at all!
[07:36] Gin
    If you're looking for the watermelon,
    it's right in front of you!
[07:42] C
    I can't see!
[07:48] C
    Get out!
[07:49] C
    Quick, take the princess!
[07:54] Shin
    Go! Strike!
[08:00] C
    Y-You bastards...
[08:02] C
    That's enough!
[08:04] C
    If you keep getting in our way,
    the princess will lose her life!
[08:11] C
    Wh-What's so funny?
[08:13] So
    Well, this really is a scene
    right out of a drama!
[08:16] C
    A-A drama?!
[08:18] Gin
    Gosh, sorry about this.
[08:21] Gin
    It's turned into a cheap
    two-hour suspense drama.
[08:25] So
    Not at all. I had loads of fun!
[08:28] So
    But don't you think the watermelon has
    become sweet enough by now?
[08:32] Gin
    I guess.
[08:33] Gin
    Shall we eat up the watermelon, then,
[08:36] Gin
    Princess Soyo?
[08:39] So
    Up... watermelon?
[08:43] So
    Sizzle!
[08:55] So
    I did it!
[08:56] Shin
    Bull's-eye!
[09:01] Shin
    My, when did all these people get here?
[09:04] Gin
    Don't worry about it.
[09:06] Gin
    I hired them to create some drama so you could enjoy your watermelon.
[09:11] So
    What? You went that far?
[09:14] So
    Thank you so much, extras.
[09:18] So
    I've made a wonderful memory.
[09:21] C
    No problem.
[09:23] So
    Since we're all here,
[09:25] So
    let's all have some watermelon together.
[09:27] So
    With all the drama that happened,
[09:30] So
    it should be absolutely delicious now.
[09:34] So
    All together, now.
[09:36] All
    Let's eat!
[09:46] So
    I guess we took too long.
[09:49] Gin
    Seems that way.
[09:57] Gin
    Watermelons really are
[10:00] Gin
    better Snowstormed than Sizzled.
[10:05] Shin
    Summer's already ending.
[10:08] Shin
    Even as a working adult,
[10:09] Shin
    the end of summer break still
    makes you feel sad, doesn't it?
[10:13] Gin
    You mean like, "I didn't
    get **** this year, again"?
[10:16] Shin
    Could you not make such tasteless remarks?
[10:19] Gin
    Do you have any good
    memories of summer, then?
[10:23] Gin
    See?
[10:24] Gin
    Most guys in this world expect to have
[10:26] Gin
    a naughty experience or two during summer,
[10:29] Gin
    but then it ends without
    anything happening.
[10:31] Gin
    After spending many barren summers
    like that, nerds learn what reality is
[10:35] Gin
    and truly become adults.
[10:37] Shin
    Talk about no hopes or dreams!
[10:39] Shin
    It's gotta be out there somewhere!
[10:41] Shin
    A captivating summer that'll
    jump-start our adult lives!
[10:45] Shin
    I won't lose hope!
[10:46] Shin
    In the next scene, some incredible babe
    might show up here to make a request,
[10:50] Shin
    taking summer break into sudden death—
[10:56] Shin
    You bastard!
[10:57] Shin
    Don't try to beat me to the door!
[10:59] Shin
    Your words and actions don't match!
[11:01] Gin
    Shut it!
[11:02] Gin
    Kids like you should go finish your
    summer homework or something!
[11:04] Gin
    I've got an adult's free
    research waiting for me here!
[11:07] Sei
    I knew you guys were the type to
    save it 'til the last minute, too.
[11:11] Sei
    If we all work on our
    summer homework together,
[11:13] Sei
    it's not too late to finish, right?
SIGN    Odd Jobs Gin-chan
[11:18] Kag
    It's true.
[11:19] Kag
    Summer isn't over just yet.
SIGN    A Nothing Summer, 2015
[11:27] Sei
    This is what the end of
    summer break is all about.
[11:30] Sei
    Finishing the piled-up homework together.
[11:32] Sei
    It's summer's last seasonal
    event, right, Shin-nii?
[11:35] Shin
    I wish summer had ended earlier.
[11:37] Sei
    You don't have to put it like that!
[11:40] Kag
    Seita, you really haven't touched it at all.
[11:44] Sei
    If Mom or Tsukuyo-nee were
    to find out about this,
[11:46] Sei
    I'd lose a whole year's worth of allowance!
[11:49] Gin
    You're going to lose a year's
    worth of allowance either way.
[11:52] Shin
    Are you gonna charge him for this?!
[11:53] Gin
    Remember this:
[11:55] Gin
    adults don't work for free.
[11:57] Gin
    There. Now you've grown
    up a little this summer.
[11:59] Shin
    Why don't you grow up?!
[12:02] Sei
    Fine.
[12:03] Sei
    It's better than getting yelled
    at by Mom and Tsukuyo-nee.
[12:06] Sei
    Shin-nii, you take Japanese
    and Social Studies.
[12:08] Sei
    Kagura-chan, you handle
    Math and Science, please.
SIGN    Picture Diary
SIGN    Seita
[12:11] Sei
    The biggest problem is this, Gin-san.
[12:14] Gin
    A picture diary?
[12:15] Sei
    I was told to fill it out daily,
[12:18] Sei
    but I completely forgot about
    it after the first day.
SIGN    July 26 Today, they were showing Laputa in the Friday Matinee slot, so I watched it, then went to bed.
[12:23] Sei
    Today, they were showing Laputa
    in the Friday Movie slot,
[12:26] Sei
    so I watched it, then went to bed.
[12:27] Sei
    I don't remember anything else now.
[12:31] Gin
    What are you talking about?
[12:32] Gin
    This is the easiest part.
[12:34] Sei
    R-Really?
[12:36] Gin
    Going by this first day,
[12:38] Gin
    the week after that probably went like this.
SIGN    July 27 Today, I stared at clouds all day.
[12:42] Sei
    Today, I stared at clouds all day.
SIGN    July 28 Today, I stared at clouds all day again.
[12:47] Sign
    Today, I stared at clouds all day again.
[12:50] Sei
    You're dragging out the
    Laputa thing too long!
[12:52] Gin
    It's only natural.
[12:53] Gin
    If you watch Laputa on the
    first day of summer break,
[12:56] Gin
    you won't be able to recover for a while.
[12:58] Gin
    Without a doubt, a week will fly by
    while you try to find the Dragon's Lair.
SIGN    July 29 I guess it really isn't that easy to find the Dragon's Lair. July 30 I won't give up. I know Laputa is out there somewhere.
[13:01] Sei
    Well, maybe so, but...
[13:03] Kag
    Take this seriously, Gin-chan!
SIGN    Q) There were 20 passengers on the bus. At one bus stop, 7 got off and 3 got on. At the next stop, 11 got off and 4 got on. How many passengers are left?
[13:05] Kag
    If there's a clear gap in intelligence
    between the picture diary and math,
[13:08] Kag
    the teacher's gonna notice.
SIGN    A: The people look like ants.
[13:10] Sei
    Math's been influenced, too!
[13:12] Sei
    You're looking down on the
    bus from up high in Laputa!
[13:15] Sei
    You don't have to keep that part consistent!
SIGN    Write the readings for the following characters: Sky (Laputa) Girl (Sheeta) Diligence (My eyes!! My eyes!!) Majestic (My eyes!! My eyes!!)
[13:20] Sei
    Don't try to avoid the difficult
    questions by closing your eyes!
[13:23] Sei
    Just how much do you guys like Laputa?!
[13:26] Sei
    With this, the teacher will
    figure out I cheated right away!
[13:28] Sei
    We really need to include some
    summery event around here.
[13:33] Sei
    Oh, I know.
[13:34] Sei
    On August 1,
[13:36] Sei
    I think I went with Izumi-chan and
    the others to catch rhinoceros beetles.
[13:39] Sei
    Izumi-chan looks so graceful, but
    she can also climb trees and stuff.
[13:42] Sei
    She was surprisingly awesome.
SIGN    August 1 Izumi-chan... was awesome
[13:45] Gin
    I see.
[13:46] Gin
    Like this, then?
[13:48] Sei
    Not that!
[13:50] Sei
    What part are you making "awesome"?!
[13:52] Sei
    Now it totally looks like I
    was peeping at her panties!
[13:54] Sei
    And why'd the art suddenly get better?!
[13:57] Gin
    Wait, what?
[13:58] Gin
    Didn't you say Izumi-chan was awesome?
SIGN    August 1 Izumi-chan... was awesome My beetle, too... was awesome
[14:00] Sei
    Forget it.
[14:01] Sei
    Just put that the rhinoceros
    beetle I caught was awesome.
[14:05] Sei
    The horn looks like something else entirely!
[14:08] Gin
    In that case, the week after
    would naturally be like this.
SIGN    August 2 Today, along with my horn, I stared at pure white pant—clouds all day.
[14:14] Sei
    Don't drag it out!
[14:15] Sei
    Don't drag the "panties" thing out!
SIGN    August 3 Today, along with my horn, I stared at pure white panties all day again.
[14:17] Gin
    It's only natural.
[14:18] Gin
    If a grade-schooler got a peek at panties,
SIGN    August 4 Panties Panties Panties Panties Panties Panties Panties Panties Panties Panties Panties Panties
[14:19] Gin
    a week will fly by just thinking about it.
[14:21] Sei
    Could you stop making a week fly
    by for anything and everything?!
SIGN    August 5 Panties Panties Panties Panties Panties Panties Panties Panties Panties Panties Panties Panties
[14:24] Sei
    I'm not that sensitive!
[14:25] Gin
    But we should make as much
    progress with the diary as possible.
[14:28] Sei
    It's not progressing!
[14:29] Sei
    If anything, it's regressing!
[14:31] Sei
    And I never saw any panties
    in the first place!
[14:33] Kag
    Seita, don't worry.
SIGN    Q) Draw the adult forms of these larvae.
[14:35] Kag
    As this science problem shows,
[14:38] Kag
    that's how nature works.
[14:40] Kag
    That's what becoming an adult means.
[14:41] Sei
    Why'd they all grow horns?!
[14:43] Sei
    What kind of way is that to become an adult?!
[14:45] Shin
    Do you think you've become an adult just
    by seeing a pair of panties, Seita-kun?
SIGN    Q) Name the following sculpture: _____ de Milo
[14:49] Shin
    If you ask me, you're still a long way off.
SIGN    My eyes!! My eyes!!!
[14:52] Sei
    You're still closing your eyes?
[14:54] Sei
    A guy averting his eyes from
    this level of naughtiness
[14:56] Sei
    is the last person I want to
    hear about adulthood from!
[14:59] Gin
    You'd better remember something,
[15:00] Gin
    or most of your summer break
    will be about panties.
[15:02] Sei
    Wait, wait.
[15:03] Sei
    Go back to August 4!
[15:05] Sei
    I'm pretty sure that day...
[15:08] Sei
    I remember!
[15:09] Sei
    I took Mom and Tsukuyo-nee
    to a fireworks display.
[15:13] Sei
    They'd both lived underground for ages,
[15:17] Sei
    so I wanted to show them
    fireworks adorning the sky.
[15:21] Sei
    But a typhoon hit that day,
    and the show was cancelled.
[15:26] Sei
    I felt really down, but then...
[15:30] Sei
    Tsukuyo-nee went and bought sparklers for us.
[15:36] Sei
    In the end,
[15:37] Sei
    it was a fireworks display under
    a roof for only the three of us,
[15:40] Sei
    but it was lots of fun.
[15:43] Shin
    See? You do have some nice
    stories to tell, Seita-kun.
[15:46] Gin
    It's a bit long.
[15:47] Gin
    Basically, a storm came along when
    you were staring at the sky, right?
[15:50] Gin
    We can make it a lot more concise.
SIGN    August 4 This storm... is the Dragon's Lair! Laputa is nearby!
[15:54] Sei
    I said enough about Laputa already!
[15:56] Sei
    What's important here is that we
    enjoyed a fireworks display together.
[16:00] Sei
    It should go like this!
[16:01] Sei
    The fireworks display got cancelled,
[16:04] Sei
    so I lit fireworks with Mom
    and Tsukuyo-nee instead.
[16:07] Sei
    It was fun.
[16:10] Sei
    Huh? What's wrong?
[16:12] Sei
    It's perfect, isn't it?
[16:14] Shin
    I feel like it's so concise that
    it doesn't tell the full story.
[16:17] Shin
    It lacks the background of your wanting
    to show them fireworks in the sky.
[16:23] Kag
    "In the end, I couldn't show them fireworks,
[16:26] Kag
    but fireworks were bursting in all three
    of our hearts" is the best part, right?
[16:31] Kag
    In the first place,
[16:32] Kag
    isn't this story too rich
    to limit to just one day?
[16:36] Kag
    First, on August 4...
[16:39] Sei
    The fireworks display got
    cancelled due to a typhoon.
[16:42] Sei
    I was sad.
[16:43] Kag
    You end it with that.
[16:44] Kag
    Then, on August 5...
[16:47] Sei
    I still feel bad.
[16:49] Sei
    I really wanted to show them fireworks.
[16:52] Shin
    Ah, I get it.
[16:54] Shin
    You're stretching out one day's
    memories to last over several, right?
[16:59] Sei
    August 6.
[17:00] Sei
    Why did I want to show them fireworks?
[17:04] Sei
    It's a long story, so I'll
    save it for tomorrow.
[17:07] Shin
    You're stretching it out quite a bit, huh?
[17:10] Sei
    August 7.
[17:11] Sei
    To begin with—
[17:13] Sei
    I spilled ink on the page,
    so I'll save it for tomorrow.
[17:15] Shin
    Uh...
[17:16] Shin
    You've diluted it so much,
    it's basically water now.
[17:18] Shin
    Get to the point.
[17:20] Sei
    August 8.
[17:21] Sei
    It's not that interesting.
[17:23] Sei
    Do you really want to know?
[17:25] Sei
    What should I do...
[17:26] Shin
    Knock it off already.
[17:27] Shin
    Who are you even talking to?
[17:30] Sei
    If you want to know, go to August 9.
[17:32] Sei
    If you don't, go to August 10.
[17:34] Shin
    Why is there a branching point?!
[17:36] Shin
    What kind of diary is this?!
[17:39] Sei
    August 9.
[17:41] Sei
    Since you chose August 9,
[17:43] Sei
    you have a tendency to inquire
    into others' circumstances.
[17:46] Sei
    You're suited to being a detective.
[17:47] Sei
    If you learn to take a hint,
    you might make more friends.
[17:51] Sei
    Lucky item: Diary.
[17:53] Shin
    Why'd this turn into a book of horoscopes?!
[17:55] Shin
    What about August 10, for the
    people who didn't want to know?
[17:59] Sei
    August 10.
[18:00] Sei
    If you're not interested
    in other people's stories,
[18:02] Sei
    why not set off on an adventure, Hero?
[18:05] Sei
    The legendary castle in the sky,
    or the legendary panties?
[18:08] Sei
    Which will you go in search of?
[18:10] Sei
    For the castle in the sky, go to August 11.
[18:12] Sei
    For panties, go to August 12.
[18:14] Shin
    Now it's a choose-your-own-adventure book!
SIGN    West East
[18:17] Sei
    August 11.
[18:19] Sei
    Now, an adventure that will make
    your heart race is about to begin.
[18:22] Sei
    The path splits off into east and west.
[18:25] Sei
    Which will you choose?
[18:26] Sei
    If east, read One Piece.
[18:29] Sei
    If west, read Naruto.
[18:31] Shin
    Don't pawn everything off to other manga!
[18:33] Sei
    What is this?
[18:34] Sei
    It's not a diary at all anymore!
[18:36] Sei
    What happened to the fireworks story?!
[18:39] Kag
    Reading One Piece and Naruto will
    pretty much wrap everything up.
[18:42] Shin
    As if!
[18:43] Shin
    Who the hell goes through
    such grand summer breaks?
[18:46] Sei
    Forget it.
[18:48] Sei
    That wasn't the end of the story, anyway.
[18:51] Shin
    What? There's more?
[18:54] Sei
    I heard that the Bon Dancing festival
    on August 17 would have fireworks, too,
[18:58] Sei
    so I thought I'd show Mom and Tsukuyo-nee
    fireworks this time for sure.
[19:02] Sei
    But Izumi-chan and the others
    also invited me to go with them.
[19:05] Sei
    Mom and Tsukuyo-nee
[19:06] Sei
    misunderstood and said they didn't want to
    be so boorish as to get in the way of a date.
[19:10] Sei
    Before long, we started arguing,
    and that led to a fight,
[19:14] Sei
    so I went to a certain someone for advice.
SIGN    August 13 "Come back with half a year's allowance. We'll talk then," he said, and shooed me away that day.
[19:17] Sei
    August 13.
[19:19] Sei
    "Come back with half a year's allowance.
[19:22] Sei
    We'll talk then,"
[19:24] Sei
    he said and shooed me away that day.
[19:26] Kag
    What is this shaggy monster?
[19:29] Shin
    What kind of guy extorts money from a kid?
SIGN    August 14 When I took my allowance to him, he said, "You came at the perfect time. Exchange that money for tokens and bring 'em here," and shooed me away that day.
[19:33] Sei
    August 14.
[19:35] Sei
    When I took my allowance to him, he said,
[19:36] Sei
    "You came at the perfect time.
[19:38] Sei
    Exchange that money for
    balls and bring 'em here,"
[19:40] Sei
    and shooed me away that day.
[19:42] Kag
    This guy's the worst! He's playing pachinko!
[19:45] Shin
    He extorts money from a
    kid and gambles with it?
[19:47] Shin
    What a piece of trash.
SIGN    August 15 "You're a pest. I just have to take them to the Bon Dancing festival in your place, right? Even you need money for your date, right? Leave it to me. You just go buy some betting tickets."
[19:49] Sei
    August 15.
[19:51] Gin
    "You're a pest. I just have to take them to
    the Bon Dancing festival in your place, right?
[19:55] Gin
    Even you need money for your date, right?
[19:57] Gin
    Leave it to me.
[19:58] Gin
    You just go buy some betting tickets."
[20:00] Kag
    Hey! Now he's betting on the horses!
[20:02] Kag
    Just how pathetic is he?!
[20:04] Shin
    Are you sure you should've asked
    scum like that for help, Seita-kun?
SIGN    August 16 "It's tomorrow, right? I know. That aside, have you ever heard of Russian Roulette?"
[20:08] Sei
    August 16.
[20:10] Sei
    "It's tomorrow, right? I know.
[20:12] Sei
    That aside, you ever heard
    of Russian Roulette?"
[20:15] Kag
    He even made him bet on Russian Roulette!
[20:18] Kag
    Just how low is he gonna go?!
[20:20] Shin
    Are you okay?!
[20:21] Shin
    Is everything really okay, Seita-kun?!
SIGN    August 17 to 25 Today... I spent all day staring at clouds.
[20:23] Sei
    August 17 to 25.
[20:26] Sei
    Today...
[20:29] Sei
    I spent all day staring at clouds.
[20:30] Shin
    He sucked him dry!
[20:31] Shin
    More than a week flew by!
[20:34] Sei
    Ultimately, the Bon Dance ended
    while we were chasing after Laputa.
[20:39] Sei
    In the end, my summer break
[20:42] Sei
    was an empty, nothing summer.
[20:45] Shin
    That's not true, Seita-kun.
[20:48] Shin
    Summer break isn't over yet.
[20:51] Shin
    After all, your diary still
[20:54] Shin
    has today's blank page left.
[20:58] Sei
    B-But all I've done today is homework...
[21:02] Kag
    It's all up to you.
[21:05] Sei
    August 26.
SIGN    August 26 Today is the last day of summer break. What should I do?
[21:07] Sei
    Today is the last day of summer break.
[21:09] Sei
    What should I do?
SIGN    If you want to spend it doing homework, go to August 27. If you want to light fireworks with everyone, go to the next page.
[21:12] Sei
    If you want to spend it doing
    homework, go to August 27.
[21:16] Sei
    If you want to light fireworks with everyone...
[21:19] Kag
    Which will you choose, Seita?
[21:24] Sei
    Where will we find fireworks, though?
[21:27] Kag
    Just hurry up and go get Tsukki and your mom.
[21:32] Shin
    No need to worry.
[21:34] Kag
    We've got fireworks right here.
[21:39] Kag
    Right, Shaggy?
[21:41] Shin
    You want to go to the
    castle in the sky, right?
[21:46] Gin
    W-Wait just a sec!
[21:47] Gin
    You guys figured it out?
[21:48] Gin
    You figured—
[21:50] Both
    Tamaya!
[21:55] Sei
    August 26.
[21:57] Sei
    Today, I set off fireworks with everyone.
[22:01] Sei
    They were dirty fireworks, but it was fun.
SIGN    Picture Diary
SIGN    Seita
SIGN    Preview
SIGN    He's the Sweet Tooth,
    and I'm the Mayo Guy
SIGN    Huh? Wait, what?
SIGN    A traffic accident? For real?
SIGN    How dangerous.
SIGN    We should be careful.